Chapter 14 first quarter

Qiao Yu made an appointment with Zhou Zhou again, this time it was completely private, he invited Zhou Zhou to celebrate his birthday. Zhou Zhou called me at the company and asked me to go with her. I said, "No, I went as if I wished him a happy birthday, I didn't think so." Zhou Zhou said: "I don't want to go either, it's just for the smoother cooperation of the company." I said: "Then you go, even if you go to dinner, it's not in broad daylight, but in public, I don't think he can do anything, he wants to move, if you want him to be physically disabled, tell me, If you want to bring him to justice, call 110. By the way, you haven’t forgotten the women’s self-defense skills you learned during military training. it is good."

Zhou Zhou said: "If you were at the scene, he wouldn't even have a chance to make a move. Let's go together. I told him that you are my boyfriend, and made him die." I thought about it, this is also good, let Qiao Yu know the relationship between me and Zhou Zhou, just like China has clearly defined the relationship with Taiwan, so that he will not be like the United States, always thinking about it. I considered whether to dress more energetically and compare Qiao Yu to let him have a clear understanding of his congenital defects. Stop being a toad and want to eat swan meat. My frog is also hungry, although Andy Lau and I Incomparable, but more than enough than him.I looked in the mirror, my hair was messy, my beard was unshaven, and I hadn’t washed my face in the morning. Cleaning myself up was like a big cleaning, so I changed my mind and just went there in such a mess to let him know that Zhou Zhou and I were not together. Because of external conditions, but by something called emotion.

The meal is scheduled to be at a hot pot city, I didn't go in immediately when I arrived, I waited for Zhou Zhou at the door, and went in with her. Qiao Yu was already in his seat, and Qiao Qiao was sitting beside him.After the four people met, they were all stunned for a moment. Zhou Zhou sat across from Qiao Yu, probably because he was afraid that I would look at him with jealousy. After the last meeting, Zhou Zhou knew that Qiao Yu and I had fought.Sitting like this is also just what I like. I have always been worried that Zhou Zhou will irritate Qiao Qiao. People who have been irritated will act irrationally and cause trouble if they are uncertain.

Zhou Zhou put the birthday cake on the table and said to Qiao Yu: "I came too hastily, I didn't have time to pick out gifts, so I bought a cake on the way." Qiao Yu said: "You're welcome, the best gift is when someone comes." Qiao Qiao said: "My brother doesn't need anything, he only needs a girlfriend. You can help solve this problem." Zhou Zhou said: "Okay, I will introduce my female classmates and colleagues later, what are the conditions?" Qiao Qiao said: "You can do what you want." Qiao Yu said to Qiao Qiao: "Don't mess around."

"No trouble." Qiao Qiao said, and then said to Zhou Zhou, "I mean it." Zhou Zhou said, "It's okay to introduce someone better than me." Qiao Qiao said: "That's not necessary, my brother has a soft spot for you." Qiao Yu embarrassedly beckoned the waiter to come and order. Zhou Zhou joked with Qiao Yu: "If it was a few years earlier, I would definitely think about it." Then he took my arm and said, "But I already have a boyfriend—if you are not in a hurry, wait until I get Qiu Fei Dumped, and I will fall in love with you again."

Qiao Qiao's face sank, she turned to the waiter and shouted, "Come here quickly, order!" The contradiction escalated step by step at this time.Qiao Yu asked Zhou Zhou what kind of pot bottom he wanted. Zhou Zhou said he wanted clear soup, but before he finished speaking, Qiao Qiao said that she wanted red oil.Qiao Yu said to Qiao Qiao, let's have clear soup, and if you want spicy food, just pour some chili oil into the small ingredients.Qiao Qiao quit, saying that it was not tasty, and asked for red oil, and it was the kind with three peppers on the menu.Zhou Zhou didn't show any weakness either, he stepped forward and insisted on not eating spicy food.The relationship between women changes as soon as they say it. Last time it was still gluey, but this time it seems to be distracted.It is suggested that next time when students write an essay to describe the changing weather, instead of using a child's face as an analogy, they might as well use the relationship between two women as an analogy.

In the end, it was a compromise and the mandarin duck was the bottom of the pot, but the conflict did not end there.After ordering, the waiter asked what to drink. Zhou Zhou ordered papaya milk, Qiao Qiao ordered kiwi fruit juice, I drank beer, and Qiao Yu drank Red Bull. Qiao Qiao looked at the papaya milk in front of Zhou Zhou and said: "Papaya stimulates the growth of breasts. Many models rely on drinking 500ml a day to maintain their breasts." Hearing what Qiao Qiao said, she immediately gave up her thoughts. Zhou Zhou straightened his upper body, stared at Qiao Qiao's breasts and said, "As a woman, it's better to have breasts than no breasts." Qiao Qiao is tall and tall, but not plump enough.

Qiao Yu quickly stopped the two women's mutual attack, picked up the cup, and said, "Come on, let's have a drink first." The four cups did not touch each other, but a three-three combination. Qiao Yu and I did not touch each other, and Zhou Zhou and Qiao Qiao did not touch each other. Putting down the cup, the four of them had their own concerns and didn't know what to say.Qiao Yu began to look for something to say, saying that he watched a big movie recently and it was great.After hearing what he said, I almost stopped complaining, he said: "It's called "2046", it was filmed by Wong Kar Wai."

I immediately objected: "That's also called a movie!" Qiao Yu said: "Why don't you call it? Only people who have a certain level of experience and a romantic life can understand it." I lit a cigarette and stopped talking.When I was arguing with someone, it meant that I was interested in discussing with him, and when I was silent, it was not because I was persuaded, but because I sneered at his ideas and disdain to challenge him. Why bother, he likes to think and think. Well, if you want to be a fool, I won't stop you. My silence made Qiao Yu more excited, and after drinking Red Bull, he pointed out the country and spit like chicken blood.

Tired after talking for a long time, Qiao Yu picked up the chopsticks and started eating.Seeing that I had been cooking in clear soup, he picked up a chopstick and put the meat into the spicy soup and said, "If you are a man, you must be able to eat spicy food." I didn't answer, continued to drink, and when Qiao Yu put down his chopsticks, I picked up a few slices of fat beef. Instead of throwing them into the pot, I dipped them in some ingredients, put them in my mouth, and said while chewing: "Dare you?" Eat raw meat, you are a man." This time it was Qiao Yu's turn to be speechless.Satisfied, I opened the cigarette case and prepared to take the cigarettes.

Zhou Zhou said, "Smoking again!" I immediately put down the pack of cigarettes and explained: "I haven't smoked. I'll count and see if there are 19 left." I only smoked one pack of cigarettes I bought just now. It was really uncomfortable not being able to smoke, and I had nothing to say. I held the lighter on for a while, blowing it out for a while, and the silence was unbearable.Zhou Zhou said that if I can't keep my hands idle, I'll put some food in the pot for her. I cooked some dishes for Zhou Zhou in the clear soup, but before the pot was boiled, Qiao Qiao put them into his bowl one by one, and it was not too spicy.Seeing this, Qiao Yu put some more vegetables into the pot. This time the pot was opened and Qiao Qiao didn't eat it, but as long as it was the dishes I put for Zhou Zhou, Qiao Qiao picked them up one by one. I wanted to send Qiao Qiao a text message, so I called her aside and talked about it, but I was worried that if she showed Zhou Zhou the text message, the result would be worse, so I swallowed my anger, drank the mulled wine, and watched her gobble it up. Zhou Zhou got angry, dropped his chopsticks, and stopped eating and drinking.And Qiao Qiao was complacent, wiped her mouth with a napkin and said, "I'm full, go to the bathroom." When the opportunity came, I didn't follow immediately. I guessed that Qiao Qiao would come out soon, so I stood up and walked towards the bathroom.Qiao Qiao was admiring herself in the mirror while washing her hands. When she saw me coming, she held her head high, smiled openly, and raised her eyebrows and eyes. I stood aside and said to the mirror: "What do you want to do?" Qiao Qiao said in a victorious manner: "Do nothing." "Stop messing around," I said. "Make trouble? What kind of trouble are you making?" Qiao Qiao said. "You know it yourself," I said. "I'm willing, you don't care, who are you!" Qiao Qiao said and returned to the dinner table. I shook my head, sighed, and followed back to the dinner table.When I sat down, I felt stuffy in my bladder, and the only way to relieve my urgent need was to open the gate to release the water, but I just came back from there, and it was illogical to go again, so I had to grit my teeth and insist, and told myself in my heart: To Qiu Shaoyun, who lived forever in the fire Comrade study, I will die in the torrential flood! Before long, I fainted.Maybe it was because the beer was not discharged in time and the alcohol content in the body soared.I picked up a piece of white stuff on the table, put it into the pot under the suspicious eyes of the three of them, then waited for a while, took it out and took a bite, and put it back into the pot without biting, saying: "Rinse the pot again." , this piece of louver is hard enough, it won’t rot after cooking for half a day.” In a trance, I heard them laughing, and then I noticed that the guests at the table were also looking at this place, and I followed the eyes of everyone, but I didn't find anything ridiculous, so I turned my attention back to the pot, and picked up the pot. Take a piece of louver, put it in a bowl, dip some ingredients, and prepare to eat.At this time, Zhou Zhou said a word, which prevented me from putting it in my mouth. She said, "This is the towel you just wiped your hands on."