Chapter 9 third quarter

twenty one Zhou Zhou called me and asked me to have dinner at Maxim's restaurant in the evening, because it was a French restaurant. She had eaten French food for three years, and she didn't eat a few meals. She always felt that she had nothing to do.I have lived in Beijing for so many years, and I passed by Maxim many times, but I didn't go in. It is not a place for people like me to patronize. The place I linger on is that there are barbecue skewers and Yanjing beer on the street. Loud noise and casual smoking are allowed even if you put your feet up A small restaurant where no one interferes when you bring it to the dinner table.If pleasure is one of the criteria for eating, Maxim obviously cannot meet my requirements; in terms of deliciousness, the steak there may not be as good as beef hot pot; if it is for style, go to the library with bread and mineral water. more elegant.Of course, the price is the main factor. Based on my current eating, drinking and watching, it is not worth spending ten times the cost of meals to create an atmosphere and taste.Therefore, every time I pass by there, I cast a disdainful look—it’s not because I can’t eat grapes and say grapes are sour. I know this grape is sweet, but my buddies like to eat sour——and the doorman will Provoked me with my eyes: you are awesome, just come in! I also responded with my eyes: you are awesome, sit inside and eat, don't stand at the door!

But even if a hundred people don't like it now, Zhou Zhou is going to eat, I have to be prepared.I looked at the wallet, there was not much money in it, barely enough for porridge, not too good.The last time I ate in a porridge city, the cheapest white rice porridge cost eight yuan, and the more expensive ones were enough for me to eat in the cafeteria for a month.Looking at the various names of porridge, I think that the saying "spring rain is as expensive as oil" should be changed to "spring rain is as expensive as porridge". But now it is five o'clock, the bank is closed, and I can't withdraw money. The only savings card with money in it has not been reported as lost since the last time the wallet was lost, and no new card has been issued.I dug through my pockets, re-rummaged the laundry in the washbasin, lifted the mattress to check, and finally cleaned the dormitory and even the entire corridor thoroughly. Zhang Chaofan thought that I had to find out the lost CET-6 tape, Yang Yang’s missing left sneaker, and Qi Sixin’s casually stuffed underwear, but the money I found did not exceed five yuan, if not for the lack of time, I have the heart to do a general cleaning for the whole school.

I had to borrow money.I picked up the sneakers I picked up with a broom to find Yang Yang, and said: "I found your beloved sneakers. Didn't you always suffer from only one shoe, so when you play football, you wear sneakers on one foot and leather shoes on the other? Can’t even exert its power? Now I will solve this problem for you.” Yang Yang took the shoes, smelled them and said, "That's right, they belong to me, put them here." He put them under the desk. I said, "Don't you just ask me what I need? Don't you want to help me?" Yang Yang said: "I think something is wrong with you today. You took the initiative to clean up. You are not planning to join the party. You want me to write a report for you——then I won't. If you make some fallacies, you can find me."

I said, "I am an enlightened citizen, how can I engage in fallacies and heresies, I just want to borrow some money from you." Yang Yang asked, "How much do you want to borrow?" I said, "The more the merrier." Yang Yang took out a few banknotes with a denomination of no more than ten yuan and steel coins with a denomination of less than a dime. I said: "This is not enough, you can find it again." Yang Yang said: "It's all here, and I even gave you my dinner money. I'll go to bed right away, so as not to be hungry." I shook my head helplessly.

Yang Yang said: "Why don't I go to the gym again and raise some money for you." When he was a junior, Yang Yang never brought a schoolbag to class, and occasionally brought a notebook, and most of the time he didn’t bring anything, just appeared in class, and then disappeared in class immediately after the roll call.But whenever we make an appointment to go to the gym after class, he always carries a schoolbag, even for class meetings, he can't leave it on his shoulders.It turned out that it was to carry away the barbell plates in the gym, so that I could sell them for money to drink.

This behavior of Yang Yang directly caused the strength bodybuilding enthusiasts in our school to have no tablets to use when they wanted to increase the barbell.The school bought new barbells every three days, and Yang Yang carried the barbells over and over again. After one semester, Yang Yang's muscles in other parts were not developed, and his shoulder muscles were particularly developed, all of which were carried on the back of the barbells.Yang Yang’s movements are elusive. No matter how wide-eyed the teacher in the gym is staring at him, Yang Yang can always return with a full load and get drunk the next day. For this reason, the gym installed a monitor and pointed the lens at the barbell. They also sent a person to guard the monitoring room 24 hours a day.At first, Yang Yang didn't know that the monitor was installed, so he entered the gym, walked to the barbell, picked up a weight in one hand (he didn't take it if it was too light, and it wouldn't sell for much), and then pretended to practice leapfrog, jumping on the spot. A few times, if no one noticed, I jumped out of the gym with the barbell and put it into my schoolbag, but suddenly I heard the sound of a machine above my head. I looked up and saw a monitor was shining on me, and the red light below was flashing. Suddenly, Yang Yang didn't panic, he jumped a few more times indifferently, then put down the barbell, walked to the mat with a calm face, and did sit-ups.After returning from the gym, Yang Yang said: "I accelerated the process of modernizing the school." But it was hard for the campus lovers. The school not only installed surveillance cameras in the gym, but also installed surveillance cameras in all corners and hidden places. Wherever you are, as long as you don't leave school, you can't escape the surveillance of the camera. This makes those boys and girls who are anxious to find a corner to solve the things that should be done in bed lose their secret homes. Walking out of the building door for evening self-study, you can always hear a female voice singing softly and softly from the top of the teaching building. , What I once heard was the ravings of aliens.

The things Yang Yang took care of were not only barbell plates, but also draft beer mugs from restaurants.Once a classmate celebrated his birthday, we drank a lot of draft beer in the restaurant, and Zhang Chaofan was there that day, and he came directly from his self-study with his schoolbag on his back.After we finished eating, we returned to the dormitory. Zhang Chaofan opened his schoolbag to recite vocabulary, but found a draft beer mug inside. He was puzzled by this.Yang Yang took the cup and said: "I put it in when you weren't paying attention, and I think it's good to take it back to drink water." Zhang Chaofan finally thought about the taste: "I said why the schoolbag felt so heavy on the way back. No energy." Since then, everyone has a new understanding of Yang Yang: not only is he easy to catch, but he can also use the chicken to lay eggs.

The draft beer mug was first used by Yang Yang to drink tea, but the capacity was too large, and he had to grab a lot of tea leaves to brew out the taste each time, which was too much of a waste of tea leaves, so he changed it into a lunch box, which can hold six taels of rice. Hit the top, but the draft beer mug is glass and transparent. On the way back to the dormitory, when the students saw the meat and vegetables underneath, everyone had to shovel a spoonful. When we returned to the dormitory, there were only six taels of rice stained with vegetable soup. , In a fit of anger, Yang Yang used the draft beer mug as a teeth brushing jar again, because he was used to drinking draft beer before, and every time he picked up the draft beer mug and put it to his mouth, he had to drink the liquid inside. He was not used to brushing his teeth, so he drank water into his mouth I didn't spit it out, and swallowed it all with toothpaste foam, which made my stomach hurt. Finally, I had to put the draft beer mug on the bookshelf and let it sit on the shelf.

There it fell.Later, Yang Yang was expelled from school. When he was packing up his things, he found this dusty draft beer mug. He thought it was a pity to throw it away. It was useless for us to keep it as a souvenir. Let him dispose of it by himself. If you bring it back, I can put it back again." So I marked the bottom of the cup and put it back in the restaurant.Later, when we went to that restaurant for dinner, when we saw this cup again, the image of the agile Yang Yang appeared in front of our eyes. Now that Yang Yang is going back to his old job, I said, "You forgot, all the gyms are equipped with surveillance cameras."

Yang Yang said: "It's nothing. Recently, I figured it out. It's not difficult to do something under the monitor. You can stand behind the monitor and cover it with a hat or clothes." I said, "Forget it, we are all adults, so stop doing those things." Yang Yang said: "Why don't you wait a little longer, I'll go home next week to collect living expenses." I said: "I remember you just went home last week to collect your living expenses, and I haven't seen you spending time and drinking. Where did the money go?" Yang Yang took out an IOU and said, "I asked Zhang Chaofan to borrow it yesterday."

I took a look at the IOU, and it read, "I borrow 500 yuan (five hundred rounds) from classmate Yang Yang today, and promise to Chairman Mao that the full amount will be returned within half a month without interest." Zhang Chaofan's signature and handprint are on the back. I went to Zhang Chaofan again, took the tape and said to him: "I found your English tape. If you pass the sixth level, the person you should thank the most is me. I don't care about verbal thanks. Let me give you something practical. Have money? Lend me some." Zhang Chaofan said: "Hey, thank you, there is no way, it's too late to hate you, I was just trying to find a reason for myself not to take the sixth grade exam, the tape fell off the bed and I deliberately didn't pick it up, now you put it in front of me, Put me in a dilemma." I said, "Then I'll put the tape back under the bed, or throw it in the trash can, and I'll stop that thought for you." Zhang Chaofan said: "That won't work. The two are not the same concept. I don't pick up the tape if it is dropped. I am passive and don't take the exam. Throwing the tape means I don't take the exam actively. I feel very sorry." "Whether or not to take the exam is your business, and I don't care about it with you now." I said, "I came to borrow money from you, don't say you don't have one." Zhang Chaofan said: "But I really don't." I said, "How is that possible? You just borrowed 500 yuan from Yang Yang yesterday." Zhang Chaofan said: "I spent it." Then he took out a bunch of MLM company's products from his bag, "I bought them all." Looking at the pile of gaudy bottles and cans, I really want to teach Zhang Chaofan to reform himself, to be a new man, and to stop indulging in such activities, but there is not enough time today, so let's leave it for later. I picked up Qi Sixin's underwear with a T-square drawn by someone who didn't know how to look for him, and said, "Don't you always feel cold? It's because you're missing one piece of clothing. I found it for you under the bed." Qi Sixin said: "If a good thing is done to the end, it would be better if you help me clean it up." I said, "It's so dirty, can I still wear it? But it also depends on who washes it—you can lend me some money, and I'll wash it for you. After washing, it's guaranteed to be the same as the new one." Qi Sixin said: "I'm afraid you won't return it after borrowing it. In that case, I might as well buy a new one." I said, "Am I that kind of guy? I put my name on it." Qi Sixin said: "I wanted to lend it to you at first, but when I heard that you wanted to use your reputation as a guarantee, I hesitated again." I said: "Don't talk nonsense, take the money quickly." Qi Sixin's bulging wallet in the pocket of his jeans has been fully seen by me. Qi Sixin took out a 50 note and gave it to me. I said it wasn't enough, so he took back the 50 note and exchanged it for a 100 note. Qi Sixin hurriedly dodged and said, "Are you borrowing money or stealing money? If you are stealing money, you should go to the bank. There is much more money there than here." I said: "The money in your bag is enough for me. I will have dinner with Zhou Zhou later." Qi Sixin said: "I'm going to meet a girl soon. My second aunt introduced her. If it makes sense, I have to treat her to dinner. I can only lend you one hundred." I said, "What if you can't see it?" Qi Sixin said: "That's fine, at most, buy her a glass of water, and then we will part ways." I said, "I'll go with you, and I hope she looks terrible, so you can lend me the money." Qi Sixin said: "You can go. In case she is an angel descending to earth, I get excited and treat her to a big meal. If I don't have enough money, I can borrow some from you." "You're still an angel, shit shit is about the same, you go on your own, I won't accompany you to smell the smell." I said, "It seems that I have to sell blood, I hope the blood donation car on the street hasn't left. " Qi Sixin said: "I can't go to that kind of place. Last time I passed by under the car, I was stopped by a female nurse wearing a ribbon and insisted on introducing blood knowledge to me. I happened to be fine, so I followed her into the car and listened to her talk. After hearing the theory that donating blood has all benefits but no harm, I was dizzy and felt that it would be harmful to my health if I don’t give some blood, so I rolled up my sleeves and said, "take it", and the little nurse stuck the needle into my chest arm, she said 'thank you' after pumping her, and played "Dedication of Love" for me, and gave me another hamburger to eat, only one, I can't eat another one after eating, unless I donate another 200CC , let alone money." I couldn't get the money, so I called Zhou Zhou and asked if it would be okay to go to Maxim. Zhou Zhou seemed to guess my concerns, and she said, "No, just come and eat."