Chapter 31 Chapter Eight (3)

The waiting corridor of the hospital was full of soldiers waiting to see a doctor. Zhou Xiaobai came out of the internal medicine clinic wearing a white nursing uniform.She took the registration slip and began to read the name: "Xu Guangli." A soldier stood up: "Here." "You go to the first consultation room, the next one is Yuan Jun." Yuan Jun stood up from the chair at the end of the corridor: "Here." Zhou Xiaobai smiled and said, "It's really you? I thought it was the same name. What's the matter with you?" Holding a water jar, Yuan Jun replied feebly: "Headache, I'm tired, Xiaobai, can you give me some hot water?"

Zhou Xiaobai led Yuan Jun into the duty room, poured boiling water from a thermos bottle and handed it to Yuan Jun. Zhou Xiaobai patted his forehead and said, "Yuan Jun, drink water first, I'll sort out the sick numbers, and I'll take you to see a doctor later." Yuan Jun hummed weakly: "You are busy with your work, I will sit down first." As soon as Zhou Xiaobai went out, Yuan Jun immediately looked refreshed. He rushed to the door to look around, then turned around and took the water tank under the faucet, poured some cold water on it, and took out something from his coat pocket.An empty eyedropper bottle.Yuan Jun quickly filled the eye drops bottle with water, snapped the cap on the bottle, put the eye drops bottle under his armpit, and sat down again pretending to be weak.

Zhou Xiaobai wanted to help him when he came back after assigning numbers: "Yuan Jun, can you go? Shall I help you?" "No, it's okay." He bent down and walked out of the duty room slowly. Zhou Xiaobai led Yuan Jun into the No. 2 consultation room. Yuan Jun sat down weakly and lowered his head, looking very painful. Today's No. 2 consultation room is for Director Jiang of the Department of Internal Medicine. Director Jiang is a senior veteran military doctor and the most experienced physician in the hospital. Zhou Xiaobai specially arranged Yuan Jun for Director Jiang, purely for the convenience of acquaintances.

Director Jiang listened to Yuan Jun's heart with a stethoscope, and felt that his heart was beating like a drum, without any noise, and the heart rate was normal. He removed the stethoscope and asked, "What's wrong with you?" "I have a headache, I'm not feeling well, and I haven't eaten two meals." Director Jiang ordered: "Xiao Zhou, take his temperature first." Zhou Xiaobai shook the thermometer and put it under Yuan Jun's armpit. Yuan Jun quickly took the thermometer and put it under his arm: "Thank you, I came by myself. I haven't showered in two months. I'm quite dirty. Don't get your hands dirty again."

Zhou Xiaobai gave him a surprised look. Yuan Jun stood up: "Doctor, you are very busy here, I will wait in the corridor." Director Jiang nodded. In the hospital corridor, Yuan Jun sat on a bench with his head down, as if enduring great pain.Zhou Xiaobai came out of the consultation room: "Come on, let me check your temperature." Yuan Jun took out the thermometer from his armpit and handed it to Zhou Xiaobai.Zhou Xiaobai looked carefully at the thermometer against the light.Suddenly, she was surprised With a big mouth, he quickly turned around to stare at Yuan Jun and whispered, "What the hell are you pretending to be? Your body temperature is over sixty degrees?"

Yuan Jun jumped up: "Oh, I'm wearing a gang, I..." Director Jiang shouted in the consulting room: "Xiao Zhou, what's his temperature?" Zhou Xiaobai replied in a panic: "Six... no, his body temperature is normal and he doesn't have a fever." "Let him in." Yuan Jun stared at Zhou Xiaobai angrily, and walked into the consultation room. Director Jiang took Yuan Jun's blood pressure and said, "Your heart blood pressure is normal and you don't have a fever. Are you really feeling bad?" Yuan Jun said weakly: "Doctor, according to your opinion, I am pretending to be sick?"

"I didn't say that. I meant that I didn't find any symptoms. Well, I'll prescribe some medicine for you. If you still feel better after taking it, you can come back." Zhou Xiaobai covered his mouth behind the doctor and secretly laughed. Yuan Jun was not quite reconciled, so he left like this, he dawdled with nothing to say: "Doctor, I'm afraid I have a strange disease, and our regiment health team couldn't find it, so they pushed me here, you see , I can't find it here, but I am really uncomfortable, what do you think should I do?" Director Jiang examined Yuan Jun: "What do you think should be done?"

"Why don't you give me a few days off, maybe I'll take care of you for a few days." Director Jiang took off his glasses and looked at Yuan Jun carefully: "Which unit are you from?" "A tank regiment." Director Jiang smiled: "I'm very familiar with your team leader, do you want me to call him and ask for a few days off for you?" Yuan Jun stood up: "Oh, this is too troublesome. Don't bother the regiment leader with such trivial matters. He is very busy. Well, I can overcome it by myself. I can't go to the front line for minor injuries, and I can't go to the hospital for serious injuries. It is an old tradition of our regiment. Lah. Sorry to trouble you, doctor. Goodbye! Goodbye!" Yuan Jun slipped away while buttoning up his military uniform.

Director Jiang looked at Yuan Jun's back, shook his head and smiled, and said to himself: "This soldier is really disgusting..." Zhou Xiaobai and Yuan Jun walked side by side in the garden of the hospital's recuperation area.Yuan Jun looked a little downcast, and Zhou Xiaobai teased, "It's a brilliant idea, who taught you? Eyedrops are bottled with hot water, so you should add more cold water? Have you ever seen someone with a body temperature of more than 60 degrees?" Yuan Jun beat his chest and said, "Oh, I'm afraid I've added too much cold water and it's over 20 degrees. Have you ever seen a person with a body temperature of over 20 degrees? Could it be someone from the Arctic Ocean? Alas, this temperature is too difficult to control."

The more Zhou Xiaobai thought about it, the more amusing she became, and she bent down happily: "Looking at the way you were sitting in the corridor just now, I was taken aback. It seemed like you had an incurable disease. You didn't have a few days to live, why did you do it in the blink of an eye?" In good spirits?" Yuan Jun complained bitterly: "That doctor in your department is so fucking boring. It's fine if you don't give a false note for trivial matters. He has to call the head of the regiment every now and then. Isn't that just for me? It's enough for my grandson." , who are you scaring?"

"Then why are you running? No matter what you do, you have to start well and end well. When you came here, you looked sick. You can't be fooled by the false note. You run faster than a rabbit?" Yuan Jun complained: "You are not mean enough. You have the thermometer in your hand, so you just report it at 39, 40 degrees or something. What are you afraid of? The doctor can check it himself?" "Bah! I don't want to cheat with you. Besides, I didn't expose you at the time, and I have already given you a step down. You should thank me." Yuan Jun frowned and said: "Our regiment is about to practice. I fainted when I saw the map. It's all mountain roads, more than a thousand miles. Isn't this killing my old man?" "Okay, walking a little longer won't kill you, what about it? Let me tell you, I've heard that there are a few stingy soldiers in the tank regiment, all of whom are hard-boiled hob meat, and the leader is Call Yuan Jun." "Who praises me so much? I have such a great reputation, even you have heard of it? To be honest, I know that this is the army, and I can't let my temper go, so after joining the army, I always behave like a little daughter-in-law, with low eyebrows and pleasing to the eye , Our squad leader is a rustic old man from the countryside, the soil is so scumbag, even this kid dares to point fingers in front of me, if I had to follow my previous temper, he would have made him find his teeth all over the place." Zhou Xiaobai persuaded softly: "Yuan Jun, you can't cause trouble, we are not students now, don't bring that hooliganism of Beijing into the army." Yuan Jun didn't like to hear it anymore: "Hey, now you think we are hooligans? Then don't fall in love with hooligans?" Zhou Xiaobai was so frightened that he put his finger on his mouth: "Hush! Keep your voice down, damn Yuan Jun, what are you yelling about?" Yuan Jun threatened: "Are you afraid? Well, you, Zhou Xiaobai, have a lot of face, go talk to that shit doctor, and give me a week of sick leave, so I can consider letting this matter rot in my stomach." "Fuck you, can the doctor listen to my little soldier? Stop dreaming." "Why do I think he glances at you every now and then? Is this doctor married? Maybe he's plotting something wrong?" "Don't talk nonsense, the children are all in middle school." A beautiful female soldier walked by, Yuan Jun unabashedly followed the female soldier's back with his eyes.Zhou Xiaobai teased, "Hey, hey, why are your eyes straight? Be careful, the drool is coming down." Yuan Jun asked: "This little girl looks good, is she a Beijing soldier?" "Don't ask, do you want to recognize kindergarten children again? This trick is too vulgar, can you change it?" "Really, Xiaobai, what department is this female soldier from?" "If I tell you which department she is in, within three days, you must be pretending to be sick again, right? Then let me tell you, she is from the department of neurology. If you pretend to be sick, you have to pretend to be mentally ill." Yuan Jun sighed: "It seems to be a bit more difficult to pretend to be sick." Zhou Xiaobai laughed: "Do well Yuan Jun, when this military uniform is replaced with four pockets, you are qualified to consider this issue." "It's not necessarily true. Zhong Yuemin didn't even have two pockets. Isn't there someone who is thinking about it?" Zhou Xiaobai suddenly turned his face: "Yuan Jun, if you play this kind of joke with me again, you will get lost..." Yuan Jun laughed and said, "Yo, hurry up? Boring, boring." Zhou Xiaobai dropped Yuan Jun and left without looking back. Yuan Jun looked at her back and said to himself: "Hey, what a fucking young lady has a temper, she can turn it over as soon as she says it, and it will be enough for Zhong Yuemin to drink a pot in the future."