Chapter 10 Chapter Two (4)

Zheng Tong and Yuan Jun have never seen so much money, and they can't count it.After the old man walked away with the porcelain vase, Yuan Jun slapped the back of his head: "Damn, it must be sold again, this old man doesn't even pay back the price, Zheng Tong, why do you ask for five hundred because you keep claiming to be a connoisseur of porcelain? You didn’t see the old man run away with the bottle in his arms, for fear of our repentance, I guess he would buy it if you offered one thousand.” Zheng Tong didn't like to hear it: "It's really impossible to work with your grandson. You fucking want to sell it for fifty yuan, but you're complaining after selling it for five hundred yuan? You are content, it's not worth five yuan if you sell you." Hundred."

The two entered the food store and were still slandering each other. Zheng Tong poked his head into the cold drink counter: "Yuan Jun, I think you are sick. Why do you want to eat ice cream in winter? Do you want to have diarrhea or something?" Yuan Jun said carelessly: "I'm fucking happy, sir, I'm rich, what's the matter? If you want to eat ice cream today, you have to eat enough. Today's business is done today, maybe tomorrow I will change the play and eat iron broad beans ." Zheng Tong said disapprovingly: "I think you are burned with money. You just sold some things, and you have some money in your hand, so you can't find North."

The salesperson from the store came over: "What are you buying?" Yuan Jun said in a wealthy tone: "We buy ice cream." The salesperson opened the freezer and asked, "How many boxes do you want?" "How many do you have in total?" The salesman's service attitude was not very good. He glanced at Yuan Jun and said bluntly, "It's none of your business how much I have. I just ask how many boxes you want?" Yuan Jun said arrogantly: "Of course it's none of my business. I'm afraid you don't have so many goods here." The salesperson looked at Yuan Jun with wide eyes: "Then tell me, how much do you want?"

Zheng Tong put the bucket on the counter: "We want as much as this bucket can hold." The salesperson was stunned for a moment, then turned around and moved the cartons of ice cream in the freezer to the counter. Yuan Jun and Zheng Tong patiently scraped the ice cream into the bucket with wooden spoons.The salespersons gathered around in amazement to watch the excitement. The two of them were working as if no one else was there, putting it into their mouths while they were doing it, breathing heavily, a pile of empty ice cream boxes had already been piled up next to them, and the ice cream in the bucket had just covered the bottom of the bucket...

Zhong Yuemin's luck was better than Yuan Jun's. Although his father, Zhong Shanyue, also entered the cowshed, it was a miracle that his family was not confiscated. The houses of the factions were all copied, but the houses of the vice-ministerial-level capitalist-roaders were not copied?This is too unfair.It was many years later that Zhong Yuemin realized that this was the role of an old superior of Zhong Shanyue who had not fallen. Zhong Yuemin's father was not at home, and Aunt Yu, the family's old nanny for many years, was sent back to her hometown in the countryside by the rebels.As a result, his home became a gathering place for gamers, full of friends every day, and some buddies encountered some minor troubles, such as being chased by the police station and dared not go home, so they went to Zhong Yuemin's house to hide for a few days. The local jargon is called "brush the night", and Zhong Yuemin's house is a very suitable place for "brush the night".Anyway, there are a lot of houses, and a dozen or so people can live in a well-off.Later, there were too many people "swiping the night" here, and Zhong Yuemin's pair of general school boots disappeared, which attracted his attention. He vowed that whoever would bring someone to "swipe the night" in the future, he would beat him up without saying a word Going out, of course, he didn't forget to add that if there are girls coming to spend the night, he is very welcome.It's a pity that so far, he hasn't met a girl who has the hobby of "sweeping the night".

Yuan Jun, Zheng Tong, and Le Jizhong, nicknamed "Monkey's Neck", and Yu Guoqing, nicknamed "Ermaozi", and Zhong Yuemin all belong to the same compound. They come to Zhong Yuemin's house as casually as they come to their own home. Zhong Yuemin sometimes gets annoyed, and simply blocks the door and refuses to enter.Today these four people came again, Zhong Yuemin rushed out without any explanation, the "monkey butt" carrying a bucket mysteriously lifted the lid of the bucket for Zhong Yuemin to take a look at, Zhong Yuemin immediately changed his mind, he immediately became very hospitable, Warmly welcome everyone into the living room.

Yuan Jun was very dissatisfied with Zhong Yuemin's pragmatism, he intentionally hesitated: "Brothers, since Yuemin doesn't welcome us, let's not annoy them, I think we should find another place." Only then did he realize that everyone had no reaction at all. It turned out that everyone had brought a big bowl to eat, so Yuan Jun stopped talking and quickly scooped big spoonfuls of ice cream into his mouth with a spoon. There was no one in the living room for about half an hour. Zheng Tong rubbed his belly while eating, Zhong Yuemin loosened his belt after eating, Er Maozi kept hiccupping, Hou Er suddenly shivered all over while eating, he grabbed Zhong Yuemin's military coat and put it on.At this time, Yuan Jun suddenly put down the bowl, clutched his stomach and ran into the toilet.

Zhong Yuemin and the others laughed gloatingly. Zheng Tong said with a smile: "This kid is really willing to give up his life and money. He eats so much that he feels dizzy, and he is reluctant to put down the bowl, for fear of losing money." Zhong Yuemin shouted to the toilet: "Yuan Jun, don't eat anymore, your body is in serious condition, you want to open up." Er Maozi said earnestly: "Yuan Jun, just listen to my brother's advice, if you can't hold on, don't hold on, your stomach is yours, we all beg you." Yuan Jun yelled in the toilet: "No, as long as I have breath, I will go to the end of the revolution. Think about the 25,000 Red Army, climbing snow-capped mountains and crossing grasslands. What is my difficulty? Yuemin, how much is there in the bucket?"

Zhong Yuemin looked at the bucket: "There is still a small half of the bucket." Yuan Jun shouted: "Don't worry, brothers, take a break and continue practicing in a while." Zhong Yuemin shook his head: This grandson, don't you want to die? Zheng Tong said without losing the opportunity: "The typical small peasant consciousness is the same as his father." Yuan Jun yelled in the toilet: "Zheng Tong, if you talk about my dad, I'm in a hurry with you." Zhong Yuemin said sadly, "Don't recruit him, it's painful enough, Yuan Jun's appearance makes people feel sad."

Everyone laughed. Yuan Jun walked into the living room while putting on his belt: "It's so fucking good, I ate all my life's ice cream, and I won't eat it from now on. If someone invites me to eat ice cream, I'll tell him, I'm sorry, buddy, it hurts." gone." Zheng Tong looked at Yuan Jun worriedly: "Are you okay?" Yuan Jun poked his neck and said, "It's okay, I just sweat a little more." "Look, do you have a fever?" Zhong Yuemin seemed to ask sympathetically. Yuan Jun's speech was a little awkward: "It's good to have a fever, I'm sweating, why do I feel like my stomach is frozen?"

Zhong Yuemin filled another bowl full: "This feels right. If you feel like a brazier in your stomach right now, wouldn't you be in trouble? Come, come, have another bowl." Yuan Jun was furious: "Don't, don't, let my buddy take a breather, I really can't bear it." Everyone chatted and persuaded enthusiastically: "You must not be polite, just have another bowl, we still have more." "You don't have to think about us, it doesn't matter if you eat less." "Yuan Jun, you must persevere a little longer, just think of it as climbing a snow mountain." "Brothers, this kid won't eat alive? What should I do?" "What's the point if you don't eat it? It's a shit..." Zhong Yuemin and the others rushed forward with bowls in hand, pressed Yuan Jun on the sofa with all their hands and feet, pinched his nose and drank in a daze... Yuan Jun begged for mercy from the living room: "Dude, buddy, hold your hand high, spare your life, ouch, Zheng Tong, I'll fuck you, take it easy, you'll choke me to death..." The story of Yuan's being stolen spread throughout the compound, and the security department of the compound even reported the case to the Public Security Bureau. Now that military representatives have been sent, the military representatives have the final say on everything, and the police have become under control. They dare not speak out, and their enthusiasm for solving the case is not high.After the security department reported the case, two policemen came to the sub-bureau, took a few pictures and left, and there was no more news from then on.Yuan Jun and Zheng Tong were secretly delighted that Yuan Jun actually caught cheap and pretended to be a good boy. He ran to the office of Wang Zhanying, director of the Revolutionary Committee, and tearfully demanded that the organization solve the case as soon as possible. Wang Zhanying grew up watching Yuan Jun grow up. He knew the bad boy Yuan Jun too well. When he learned that Yuan's family was stolen, his first suspect was Yuan Jun.It's just that before he had time to find Yuan Jun, Yuan Jun bumped into the door by himself.Wang Zhanying knew very well that there was no need to go around in circles when dealing with such bad boys. He only needed to get straight to the point and launch a surprise attack. He slapped the table and threatened, "Yuan Jun, tell me the truth, what did you take after you pried open the door?" Yuan Jun is the kind of master who doesn't admit it without putting on his trousers, how can he be bluffed by Wang Zhanying?He didn't change his face: "Director Wang, this is your fault. I know you have a bad impression of me, but you can't report your personal revenge? Isn't this insulting my personality? I also have dignity. Although I, Yuan Jun, was young I'm naughty, but I'm not bad at heart, how can I do the thing of slipping the door and picking the lock?" Wang Zhanying sneered and said: "Hmph, I think you are the most suspicious of this matter. It's useless if you don't admit it. The Public Security Bureau is not just for nothing. They will arrest you immediately. I think you should try to take the initiative and arrest you first." It's dealt with." Yuan Jun was not afraid to bluff: "Director Wang, I really didn't do this. What's wrong with me being sick? I went to my own house by picking the door? This is too illogical. People's thieves always go to their own house , How can there be an elbow turned outward? Besides, I don’t know any valuable things in our house? Is it worth prying? I promise Chairman Mao..." "Yuan Jun, you are a big kid. I watched you grow up, but I still don't understand you? How old were you when I first transferred to the agency in 1958? Well, you were only six years old at that time. It’s not easy. Climb the chimney, dig into the garbage bin, and throw thumbtacks into the pigsty of the agency. You have done a lot of things like this? Your neighbor, that grandma Zhang, knows you best. Do you know what the old lady said about you? Yes One time, you kept on the stove to boil water, and the old lady wondered, thinking how did the child learn well today? He actually learned to work, what happened? As soon as the water boiled, you picked up the pot and went to water the flowers , Tell me, have you ever done a good thing since you were a child?" "Director Wang, you can't always turn over old accounts. No one can ask a six-year-old child to do good deeds like Chairman Mao's good soldier Lei Feng. If I can send money to the people in the disaster-stricken areas like Comrade Lei Feng at the age of six, then The source of this money must be a problem, either stealing from my father or stealing from my mother." "Stop messing around with me. You must have done this. It's not like you don't know the seriousness of this matter. Your parents are capitalist roaders. The party and the people exercised dictatorship over them and sealed up your home. This is an organ. The decision of the Revolutionary Committee, let alone the party and the people For children like you who can be educated well, there is still a way out, isn't it also a house for you to live in?This is how you treat the rescue of you by the party and the people?Tell me the truth, did you do it? " "Director Wang, I figured it out. You are planning to beat me up today, and you have to find a thief. You can't conclude that I will sneak out when I grow up just because I threw pushpins into the pigsty and watered the flowers with boiling water when I was young." Picking the lock, this is too unfair to me, I wish I could show you my heart, I have a red heart too." "We suspect that you are not groundless, we have grounds, and based on your consistent performance, we have reason to believe that you did it." "Just because I threw thumbtacks into the pigsty? If you want to say that, I can no longer hide it from you. In fact, I did it with the third child of your family. Over the years, I have endured humiliation and left the bad name alone Don’t worry, I never exposed him. He told me that there are roundworms in the stomach of pigs, and that eating thumbtacks can cure roundworms. I fed the pigs as roundworm medicine, and when the breeder caught me, the third son of your family had long since disappeared. I didn’t expose him out of my brother’s loyalty. I didn’t realize until today that the third son stole the donkey and let me I pulled out the prongs..." Everyone knew that the third son of Director Wang's family was a fool, and he would never be able to get along with Yuan Jun and the others, let alone order Yuan Jun to do bad things.When Yuan Jun said this, he was obviously talking nonsense, deliberately making fun of Director Wang.Director Wang was trembling with anger, he slammed the table and said, "Yuan Jun, don't talk nonsense with me, avoid the serious and take the light, this matter is not over, you go back and let me think about it, when you figure it out, come talk to me again ." Yuan Jun just didn't give up: "And that time when we climbed the chimney, it was me and your youngest..." "roll!……"