Chapter 57 fifty seven

Wang Datou came in a very bullish manner, wearing a shining second-level police inspector badge, and walked over with his head held high amidst Yang Yuying's numb singing.Before I had time to introduce him, he started to spit and get furious, "I know your director and instructor. I was drinking with your director two days ago. He asked me for a car. I said you are a bitch tonight." If you can drink me up, I'll give it to you, otherwise don't even think about it." He was full of air, like Pavarotti driving a cart, and I heard buzzing in my ears.The two policemen were a little dazed after taking a bath, and it took a long time before they remembered to ask: "Where are you the leader?" Chief Wang is also my elder brother."

Wang Datou is the second child in our dormitory, but he has always despised the legal seat of the boss, Teng Qinwei, saying that he made a mistake in his ID card. He is actually the real boss of our dormitory in 1971.Because of this matter, I had a very unpleasant fight with the boss and bit each other several times.Living in a dormitory for four years, Wang Datou has never done anything that caught my attention, never won a scholarship, never been a class leader, never even had a girl, except for occasionally playing mahjong, never violated school rules discipline.So I have always regarded him as someone who can be ignored. After contracting the video hall to make a fortune, I once invited my classmates to drink and forgot to call him.When I chatted with Li Liang, I concluded that Wang Datou had an inferiority complex when we were together. At that time, Freudian psychoanalysis was popular on campus, and all farts had political backgrounds.I listed the reasons for Wang Datou's low self-esteem from various aspects: average grades, average knowledge, average looks, average family background, and he couldn't find a girlfriend. "Why doesn't he feel inferior?!"

Looking back, I actually overestimated myself all along. Did Chen Zhong in 1992 imagine that Wang Datou, who was inferior to you in every aspect, would become your savior someday in the future? The two policemen asked a few more indifferently. The big head didn't let me open my mouth at all, and directly became Chen Zhong's spokesman, telling the skinny policeman that you just remember: "First, the standard of travel expenses is too low. The money is It was spent, but it was all for official business; second," he turned his face and glanced at me, "he still hasn't reimbursed part of the expenses," I nodded quickly, saying that our company's business is not standardized, and many invisible There is no way to issue an invoice for the expenses.This is true. Last year, in order to cope with the quality inspection of the whole industry, Fatty Dong and I racked our brains on bile, milk and various body fluids. Finally, we found a section chief in charge and sent a red envelope of 5,000 yuan overnight. The next day, our products were listed on the The newspaper has become a product that consumers can trust.The fat policeman asked how much was not reimbursed. I looked at the big head hesitantly, and saw his eyebrows raised calmly. I knew it in my heart, and said it was about 200,000.The fat guy had a serious face, and said, you have to think about it, this matter can be called commercial bribery, "That's also a crime!" I was so blessed that I suddenly understood Wang Datou's intentions, straightened my back, and answered confidently He: "That's right, at least 200,000 were given away as gifts!"

I also know this trick, which is called "muddle the water before something happens", it was taught by our most respected teacher Lin when we were in college.Mr. Lin is a smiling little old man, hale and capable, spotless, wearing a tie all year round, as if he is going to give a speech at the United Nations General Assembly at any time. He never writes on the blackboard, lest the chalk dust stain his clothes.The smiling teacher Lin has an astonishingly large head, and his knowledge is infuriating. There is nothing he doesn't know about astronomy and geography, three teachings and nine streams, and social sciences.Every time after the main class, he would come to a piece of unofficial history, such as Lenin's syphilis, Zhuge Liang's hemorrhoids, and the reasons for the collapse of Mayan culture, which made the classroom laugh constantly.When we were drinking after graduation, the old man was so drunk that we couldn't find the door to the toilet. He took off his tie for the first time, and drunkenly said, "I'll give you another session, okay?"Everyone clapped desperately. Mr. Lin stood staggeringly in front, pondered for a long time, and said today's words can be regarded as parting words. I have suffered a lot in my life, and I hope you will not be like me.

That is the famous "Four Commandments of Life": Don't be heartbroken for a bitch, Don't sacrifice your life for slogans. When you see the leader, you have to be submissive, Stir the water before anything happens. Mr. Lin, who studied in the United States for a Ph. D. and wrote many books, never married, and was an associate professor until his death.Sometimes I think about how depressed and bitter his life must have been.Regarding the last sentence of "The Four Commandments of Life", I don't really understand until today: innocence cannot be proved by itself.When someone splashes sewage, it is useless to justify that you are clean. The best way is to let the person who splashed the water also be stained with sewage.

Mr. Lin lived a life of discipline, but when he died, he was extremely dishonorable.He had a heart attack while taking a shower, and he fell naked on the toilet and never got up again, dripping with feces and urine.It was July, and his body was found days later, a swarm of flies devouring his life-smiling face. After the two policemen left, I asked Wang Datou what to do next.At this time, he acted very coldly, he looked at me for a long time, and asked sullenly: "Aren't you afraid that I will eat your money?" Come on, isn't it for my friends too?Wang Datou pulled my hand away and almost dodged my head, "Don't get close to me!" He said angrily, "Call me Big Brother when you need it, and call me Big Brother when you don't need it." It’s not as good as a beast, is there anyone like you as a friend?”