Chapter 14 fourteen
As a witness of Li Liang's pure love era, I know each of her girlfriends, even their bra sizes-don't think about it, it was Li Liang who told me.In the first semester of his freshman year, he fell in love with a girl from Jiangsu in the Department of Physical Education. The girl had the face of a standard beauty, big eyes and red lips, fair skin, and a straight nose, but her figure was really bad. Her arms were as thick as my calves. Big shoulders and round waist, thick back and bear waist.There are rumors in the world that in a certain month of the year, she competed for a seat with a four-eyed hunk in the cafeteria. After just a few rounds of fighting, the hunk collapsed from exhaustion, sat on the ground, babbling and screaming, as if he had been hit by the star-absorbing magic.Every morning, this girl would run a long distance for a kilometer. She was galloping like ten thousand horses. The two majestic buildings in front of her chest were shaking and shaking, and the waves were turbulent, which was very spectacular.One day when we were chatting after lights out, the sixth child in our dormitory, Chen Chao from Shandong, patted the edge of the bed and sincerely expressed his admiration for that breast: "My mother, that is simply two Mount Tai"! "So the name "Taishan" spread like wildfire. I don't know what Li Liang loves about "Taishan", but I believe that it is definitely true love. Li Liang comes back after turning off the lights every day. Pull me to the back of the water room, and report to me the progress of the day, when they held hands, when they kissed, and when Li Liang climbed "Taishan" with his hands, I knew everything. At that time, Li Liang Ke is so handsome, his face is flushed, his eyes are shining brightly, he writes some sour poems like "going up the river / hugging you in the river" every day, which makes Wang Datou very contemptuous. Secretly asked me: "Is Li Liang's ass got water in his head? "
Later, when the summer vacation came, "Taishan" was going back to her hometown in Nanjing. We went to the station to see her off together. The two of them were tearful, holding hands and looking at each other, sniffing non-stop. I wanted to laugh but didn't dare to.The train drove away, and "Taishan" waved sadly in the car. No one thought of what happened next. Li Liang suddenly rushed out like a leopard, galloped after the train, slapped the window, and shouted hoarsely: "Little boy!" Pig, I love you, I——love——you!" The voice was high and clear, attracting the attention of thousands of people.About 100 meters away from me, Li Liang fell with a thud. I ran over a few steps and saw him lying motionless on the ground with blood slowly flowing from his head.
Tell ten thousand people about your dream
dreams grow wings
──Li Liang·
After the holidays, they were strangely separated.I asked Li Liang what was the reason, but he didn't say a word, just smoked dully.It was the same with his later girlfriends. It was not more than three months since we met and we broke up. I suspect that Li Liang's sexual function had a problem.One day I read a book and saw that it was very late, and I quietly climbed onto Li Liang's bed to get a cigarette. He was lying face-to-face, but when he heard the sound, he turned around suddenly, his face was pale, and he stared at me in panic.I'm pretty sure he was masturbating.
There is a kind of person who can give up everything for love, such as Li Liang.I have both admiration and contempt for this kind of person, and I have mixed emotions.I have always regarded love as a toy, no one loves, or I only love myself──at any time.After breaking up with "Taishan", Li Liang's mental state was extremely unstable, and he would often disappear in the middle of the night.Wang Datou and I looked for him everywhere with a knife in our hands, and finally saw him sitting in the grove opposite the girl's building, facing the window of "Taishan", whistling out of tune.I was about to call him, but Wang Datou grabbed him, and at this moment, the moonlight tilted and sprinkled the forest like mercury, and I saw two big tears slowly sliding down Li Liang's face.
Li Liang must be missing "Taishan", I stepped on the accelerator and thought.He is better than me now, can make money, has status, and understands all philosophical issues, but in my heart, he is still the shy first-year college student who wore a 5-yuan T-shirt many years ago.
In order to make Li Liang happy, I tried my best to be funny at the wedding. I asked Ye Mei: "Would you accept Li Liang as your husband?" Wind and rain, thunderbolt and lightning, warm in winter and cool in summer, everyone loves him and cools him—what about him?" The guests laughed, and Ye Mei gave me a hard look, and I felt cold, remembering During that frantic night in Leshan, I was speechless for a long time.
When the bride and groom came to toast, Wang Datou piled seven or eight plates on top of a big bowl, and asked Ye Mei to count him: "Tell me, how many plates are served in a bowl (night)?" Ye Mei muttered for a long time, saying something In the evening, there were seven plates in one night, and the whole table was laughing. Zhao Yue was lying in my arms and was out of breath. I said that Li Haohao of your family is very good.The people next to me couldn't breathe with laughter. Ye Mei was stunned for a moment, then suddenly picked up the wine glass on the table and splashed it on my face with a splash. The cold wine flowed slowly over my chest. I raised my head, Seeing Wang Datou opened his mouth in shock.