Chapter 7 distance(1)

I returned to the department building in a trance, and climbed to the research room on the third floor. I just found out today that there are 53 stairs from the first floor to the third floor... Sitting in front of the PC, staring at the blank screen, my mind is also blank... I was trained to tell the difference between subcritical and supercritical flow... As for the distinction between reality and dreams, I don't know which equation to use to judge... "Jing Ke!...Jing Ke, you can still come back alive!?...Where is King Qin's head?..." Fortunately, seeing Artest, I finally know that I am not in a dream now...

Because I'm not that unlucky... It's impossible for Artest to appear in my dreams. "Alas!...Poor ruffian...you must be "shocked"...you are scared to death by her appearance!..." "Hey... Artest... I was indeed shocked... but it was a surprise...not a panic..." Artest suddenly put down the two bottles of Kirin beer in his hand, showing suspicious eyes... "Really?... Isn't that a flower inserted in..." I secretly channeled my internal energy, and prepared to give him Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms when I heard the word "cow dung"...

"Put it in an elegant vase...it really is a hero and a beauty...a gifted man and a beautiful woman... complement each other!..." Artest is really amazing...Although he has a vicious mouth, he also has a sensitive reaction... "Ruffian... tell me... how do you look?... What is it from?..." "She reads a foreign language... As for her appearance... probably it can make your Liugong Fendai colorless..." "Impossible!?...Since Xiaoping's graduation...the Department of Foreign Languages ​​has gone from bad to worse. There is no one...and in my jurisdiction... how could there be a beautiful woman I don't know? ..."

"A Tai...I think you are old...'There are beauties from generation to generation, each leading the coquettish for several years'... This beauty thing...is like 'the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead'... one wave after another... countless of……" "That's true...but I really don't believe how high the waves of Chengda girls will be..." Seriously...I don't believe it either...To use my technical terms...Chengdu girls can 'break the waves' "However, beautiful women are really miserable... As the saying goes: 'A fool rides on a good horse, but a clever wife often sleeps with a clumsy husband'...

From this point of view... Hongyan is really unlucky..." "A-Tai... people say I'm talented... We are truly 'talented and beautiful'..." "Ruffian... this is a social talk... don't take it too seriously... you are not me, how can you be talented?" gas? ... From my point of view... you guys are sort of 'Beauty and Beast'... the real life version of Beauty and the Beast..." "I'm Beast...and you?..." "I have one less a than you...so I'm Best..." Artest turned against me everywhere, it seems that his date tonight must be a shadow of swords and swords...

"Artest...you had a miserable date today!?..." "Oh...you mean the girl B-161-48-34-25-33?...I slapped her..." "Hahaha!...You must have wanted to kiss her without permission...that's why you were beaten!?..." "No... I got her permission...but I still refuse to kiss..." ※&＠#☆…… [Note]: This sentence is the so-called ten yuan to buy breakfast, eight yuan to buy dried beans... "I mean it...because I don't like the color of her lipstick..." Wow... even the color of lipstick is too picky...it's too picky! No wonder many people often lament that some people in this world have nothing...some people have too much...

"Ruffian... As the saying goes: 'A thousand soldiers are easy to get, but a general is hard to find'...and also: "Soldiers are more expensive than elites"... So you are lucky...much luckier than me..." "But I don't think I can handle her...she's a bit weird...she always likes to test me..." "Ruffian...haven't you heard of: 'The general is planning but not being brave'?...Although you have no courage and no strategy... But I, a man of wisdom and courage, can help you...you can rest assured...don't worry about my ability..."

What worries me... is not your abilities... but your personality... "Ruffian...don't be kidding...'friend's wife, don't bully'...would I be that kind of person?..." You are the kind of person who thinks 'friend's wife, don't cheat, your friend will be angry'. "Ruffian...don't make trouble...tell me...what else happened?..." I don't know...it's just chatting anyway! ... What else can I do? ... "Then did she scold you?..." Why is she scolding me? ...I'm not glib...and I'm not careless...I'm not like you...

"Ruffian...then you still have a long way to go!..." Yeah? ...I'm not a pervert, why do I have to be scolded to be happy? ... "Ruffian... have you ever heard the saying 'Love is deep, responsibility is severe'?..." "A Tai... if you fart, let it go... don't keep raising your butt and then stop..." "The meaning of this sentence is... when a girl loves you more 'deeply'... The more she gnashes her teeth when she scolds you..." So what to do? ...She's been smiling all day...except when I'm talking about porn...she gives me a little glare...

"That's okay... talking is better than nothing... staring is better than not staring at all..." I didn't tell Artest... even though she stared at me... I still feel that there is a smile in her eyes... "Ruffian...Since you don't feel like you're broken in love...then you don't need to drink beer..." In fact, this is the tacit understanding between Artest and me. Alcohol is indeed the natural enemy of broken love. But the degree of broken love should be inversely proportional to the alcohol concentration... that is, the more broken in love... the weaker the wine...

Otherwise, it's easy to drink too much when you're broken in love...wouldn't drinking too much alcohol hurt your liver and your body? So I usually drink the lightest draft beer...but not on special days... Therefore, you can drink sorghum when you lose love on Chinese Valentine's Day...you can drink XO when you lose love on Western Valentine's Day... "Ruffian... let's drink SUNTORY's horn bottle whiskey instead!..." "Then what about these two bottles of Kirin beer?..." "Ice it first... Anyway, you will be able to drink it in two days..." "Shit!... Are you so sure that I will definitely lose love?..." "Ruffian...I'm just talking about the facts...not a personal attack...I really can't find someone who won't let you down. reason……" Artest poured two glasses of SUNTORY... golden whiskey... the same color as his shirt... "A wine as golden as the sun... with horned ice cubes and goblets... This is the wine that best describes the optimistic, cheerful, upright and straightforward Sagittarius personality..." "Ruffian... are you out of your mind?..." "Sorry!...This is a reflex movement trained by Qingwu Feiyang... When you see a colored drink, you have to think of the characteristics of the constellation..." "Ruffian... What type is Qingwu Feiyang?...B?...C?...H?...N? ...or T? ..." "It doesn't look like anything... She looks more like an S-type..." "It's not a test for a driver's license...the S model?..." "Smart and shrewd type...English is called smart...so it is S type..." "Ruffian... don't classify if you don't know how to classify... If you say it's S type... people will think it's sexy..." others? ...Probably only people with evil thoughts like you! ? ... "A-Tai... I'm going to watch a movie with her tomorrow... Is there any good movie?..." "Just ask me...the recent release of 'Titanic'...has made a splash. And this This movie has become another indicator of gender..." "Judging gender?... What are you talking about?..." "Ruffian...a popular saying recently...the one who looks at the Titanic and doesn't cry must be a woman..." Don't be so exaggerated! ? ...Why haven't I heard of it? ... "Ruffian...you are not a figure in the world...so you don't know about this kind of thing... I've watched 'Titanic' three times... with three different girls of course... Including B-161-48-34-25-33 tonight... C-163-47-33-23-32 last night... And last week's T-160-43-32-24-32...their first choice was 'Titanic'..." "Does it look good?..." "The heroine is a little fatter...especially the waist...but the breasts are not bad...the buttocks are also quite flavorful..." "I'm asking you about the plot of the movie... why are you talking about the heroine's figure?..." "Oh!...Sorry...I watch too many Japanese AV movies...and whether the AV movies are good or not...is related to the plot is irrelevant... It only depends on the actress's body...beautiful and ugly...and closely related to the size of her voice... That's why Mai Asakura, Ai Iijima, Hitomi Uki and Hitomi Shiraishi are so famous..." "Artest... tell me the plot of the movie... don't talk about it..." "Looks like a ship... hit an iceberg... and started sinking... some people ran away screaming Disaster…… Some people played music without panicking... and some people were unlucky enough to be handcuffed in the cabin... Then the male protagonist sank to the bottom of the sea...the female protagonist Rose was rescued...and lived until the age of 90..." "Then why do girls shed tears after reading it?..." "I don't know either...when the hero Jack let go...sinking into the cold seabed... The movie theaters began to mourn..." Jack? ...It turns out to be the same as my English name... It seems that my previous address, "Sentimental Jack", was indeed prescient... "A-Tai...then don't you feel heartache?..." "Of course I will!... When old Rose threw that 'heart of the ocean' into the sea... I really felt sorry pain……" Discussing art with people like Artest... I'm just bringing shame on myself... "One thing worth noting though...after watching the movie...they will definitely ask me the same question... That is: 'If I jump, Do you jump? '..." Yeah? ...Wouldn't it be too boring to ask this kind of question? ... "Ruffian...girls love to ask hypothetical questions...but they demand affirmative answers case……" So what to do? ...If you answer truthfully...wouldn't you be committing suicide? "No!... I would always answer: 'The answer is yes'..." Stop bluffing me... with this jumping method... you won the world diving champion long ago? ... "Ruffian... I just said that the answer is yes... I didn't say that I will definitely... or definitely not... I'm not that stupid...if she jumps...of course I'm 'definitely' not jumping..." "Tai...you're talking nonsense again..." "Ruffian... That's why I said you still have a long way to go... How much does this simple and clear answer contain?" Here in life and the wisdom of love...for example...if a girl asks you one day: 'Will you Only love me forever? 'When...a 'of course' can be dealt with...but of course it will be ...Or of course not...Only you know in your heart" "In case she's smart...go on and ask you: 'of course?Or of course not? 'When... what should I do? " "Ruffian... there are too few smart girls like this... It can be said that it can be met but not sought. " "But if she does ask...you can still answer: 'Of course'..." "Isn't that a lie?..." "Stupid... you're thinking: 'Of course I'm not the only one who loves you'... This is the so-called 'back to basics'...to this level... You don't need any sweet and sweet lies...you can also achieve the effect of deceiving the enemy..."