Chapter 5 Meet

Off the line, the sky is already dawn. The last time I chatted with her, I forgot to eat lunch. It can be said that I forgot to eat. Chatting with her this time, sacrificed sleep, which can be described as a waste of sleep. There are both sleepless nights and food forgetting, so we should be considered to have a considerable degree of familiarity! ? Although it had been decided to meet, we tacitly refrained from discussing details. What's more tacit is that we will all go online at 3:15 in the middle of the night, and then chat until dawn. What are we talking about? I can't say it, anyway, I will have something to say when the time comes.

But it must not be romantic. Nor will it be whether Zeng Wenhui has had the fat under his eyes, or whether Lien Chan has kicked Lian Fangyu again. Of course, it will not be gossip about whether Jimmy Lin has been in a gang, or how many of Chen Jinxing's pearls are there. As for the name, Artest told me not to ask. "Because after asking the name...you have to remember...there will be more girlfriends in the future...it's easy to confuse..." "Then how do you distinguish these girls?..." "The first rule of the Love Saint...you must call different women by the same name...

Because the reason you're interested in a girl... won't be the name... And the more beautiful the girl is... the easier it is for people to ask her name... She will get annoyed after asking for a long time... So when you don't ask her name...she will tell you..." "If she took the initiative to tell you her name... so what?..." "Good Question..." Artest patted me on the shoulder approvingly, looking like a child can be taught. "First of all, you have to praise her name... There are four kinds of adjectives: temperament, special, nice, and kind.

If her name can only appear in novels, you have to say that her name is very temperamental... If her name looks like a boy, or is weird, you have to say that her name is special... If her name is really ordinary and lackluster, you have to say that her name sounds nice... If her name is popular and can be seen everywhere, you have to say her name is very kind..." "Then you don't have to try to remember... because if you like this girl very much... you will naturally remember... If you don't like it very much...then it's useless to memorize it..." It's a bit mysterious, I don't understand it.

"Ruffian... because if a girl calls you... I like to ask you to guess who she is?... On the one hand it's fun...on the other hand it's also to test if you have other women... What if you guessed wrong...or forgot who she was...? ... So you just call them 'baby' or 'bebe'... It's called 'changing with the same'..." Artest took out what he called a "Victim's Handbook," which contained the girls he had conquered. "Ruffian... look... the girls here don't have names... Basically, I number them with height, weight, measurements and birthday, and divide them into five categories according to personality:

'B' is aggressive, 'C' is cold, 'H' is passionate, 'N' is naive, 'T' is gentle... In the remarks column, write the time and place of the first kiss... and how many slaps I received... And the weather conditions... and the color of her clothes and lipstick..." It's too exaggerated! ... Can you mix like this? ... "Ruffian... That's why I say you are too shallow... There is absolutely no girl in the world who would believe that you can Remembering the details of the first kiss...the absurdity of forgetting her name... Even if you accidentally call her by the wrong name at this time... she will think you are joking...

So I smack you on the shoulder...and say 'how are you'..." "Ruffian...you must remember...a man can bend and stretch...this time you will definitely suffer... And then to say: 'Yeah... I'm really bad'...better to add: 'I mean it'... Girls are weird...you have admitted that you are bad...but she thinks you are kind and funny. After passing this level... you won't have any conscience..." Yeah?why? "You've told her the truth... and you've shown how dangerous you are... If she wants to fly to the flames, she'll have to let her go."

She...Elder Jiang doesn't even think about fishing anymore...the fish still insist on taking the bait...what can you do..." After Artai finished speaking, he spread his hands together in a helpless look. "Ruffian...don't think that I'm casual...the so-called thief has a way...I'm actually very principled... My principle is to never deceive girls until the last moment..." I heard that you are playing X, if you have principles, then Gong Xuehua will be an innocent girl. "Ruffian... Let me illustrate my principles with an example... Girls often like to ask me some questions...

Among the most difficult and troublesome problems are: 'Do you have other girlfriends? ...and how many girlfriends have you had before? '..." Yes, these two problems are fatal to Artest. I don't believe he can play safe and not lie. "The answer to the first question is easy...I'm of course honestly saying I have other girlfriends... And their names are 'Babe'...because I always call my girlfriends 'Babe'... But the girl who asks me the question will think that I am talking about her... So I usually say to me with a little apology: 'I'm sorry, I misunderstood you'..."

So easy to mess with?I don't quite believe it. "Of course there are some difficult girls... still don't believe it... Then I will swear... and the more poisonous the better... because I am telling the truth, and I am not afraid of retribution..." "As for the second question, it's more difficult...I'll tell her: 'You speak first'... If she doesn't say it, everyone will be happy.If she said it, I would say: 'Since you have already told me, why bother to listen to me'...Sometimes, if you are lucky, you can get by. In case she asks 'Why? '... I will answer: 'Hearing about your past love history makes people who love you

There is more jealousy in my heart, and more pain.I don't want the same jealousy and pain to be added to On the girl I love." It should have passed by now, but if she just wants me to say it, I can only say: "Okay... I recruited... I always thought that in my life, XX girls appeared. But it wasn't until I met you that I realized that these girls never existed"..." "A-Tai... won't you be too sentimental like this?..." "No and no...I call it sentimental..." "Passionate and promiscuous are not the same..." "Ruffian...how could this be the same?...It's not pure if it's one word away!... Passionate and promiscuous both have the same word for love, but the difference lies in 'excessive' and 'indiscriminate'... 'Many' means rich and sufficient. 'Indiscriminate' also those who waste indiscriminate use also. Too much doesn't necessarily lead to abuse, and too much abuse doesn't necessarily mean too much. Just like rich people do not necessarily love to spend money recklessly, and those who love to spend money recklessly are not necessarily rich people. But everyone thinks that rich people must love to spend money recklessly.In fact, rich people just have a lot of money to spend. Whether you have money is a matter of ability, but whether you spend it recklessly is a matter of personality. ... So from this point of view, I can be regarded as a very stingy rich man..." What are you kidding?If Artest is called stingy, what am I called? "Ruffian...of course you are meaner than me...but that's because you have no money to spend..." shit!Artest took the opportunity to hurt me again. "Ruffian... In fact, the real danger to girls is not a stingy rich man like me... It's people who spend money everywhere and pretend to be rich when they have no money..." If Artest is not dangerous, then I am the director of the National Security Agency. "Okay... That's all for today's opportunity education... I'm going to make an appointment at C-163-47-33-23-32... In short... don't ask her name... "If you don't listen to the holy words of love, you will lose your love before your eyes"... Do you understand? ... ruffian……" Artest sang "I'm going to fight now" and left the research room. In view of Artest's earnest face, I had no choice but to listen to his persuasion. So I never knew Qingwu Feiyang's name. And she, too, didn't ask my name. Is there also a female Artest?I am often so puzzled. It's a quarter past three in the middle of the night, and it's time to go to work again. "Ruffian...good night...:)...how are you today?..." In fact, my life is very mechanical and simple, so my requirement for life is: "I don't want merit, but I want no fault", As long as nothing bad happens, you're lucky. "Ruffian... so are you unlucky today?..." "Today is okay, the weather was unstable a few days ago, and I got a bit of wind and cold..." "Ruffian... are you feeling better?... I am very concerned!..." "I've been fine a long time ago... except for a headache, fever, cough, runny nose, sore throat, and vomiting and diarrhea..." "Ruffian...you are really a ruffian...are you alright?..." "As long as I can see you, I will naturally heal without medicine..." ":)..." It's the full-width smiley face symbol again. This guy, I dared to suggest that it was time for her to discuss the details of the meeting, and she was unmoved. "Then how are you doing today?...the beautiful Miss Qingwu Feiyang..." It's my turn to ask, when chatting on the Internet, you can't just be in the role of being beaten. And I think she is a bit strange tonight. "Ruffian... In fact, chatting with you is the happiest time of my day..." She sent this sentence out of nowhere, and my breathing suddenly became short of breath... Are you nervous?seems not.With her, there is only nature, no tension. It should be a little touching! I finally feel sorry for the pimples I got from talking to her in the middle of the night. "Ruffian...so I'm afraid that after we meet, we won't chat in such a deep night..." "Why did the girl say that?..." "Ruffian...you are stupid...that means I'm not cute...I'm afraid you will be disappointed and die..." "What does that matter?...I'm not handsome anyway..." "Ruffian... that's different... haven't you heard of "a man with a talent and a woman with a beautiful face"?...Of course you have talent and I have to Good looking..." "What kind of bullshit do I have?...Don't mess around anymore...We'll talk about it when we meet..." "Ruffian...you're a bit rude...I'm a lady anyway...although I'm a lady with no looks. Female……" "How can bullshit be rude?...the thick one should be the dog's...leg!...shit is just smelly..." "Ruffian...you seem to speak differently from ordinary people...I really don't meet people "vulgar"..." "Why do you still seem... I'm not normal..." "Ruffian...give me another reason to meet you!..." "That's not easy...you are not beautiful because you are not cute...I am not beautiful because I speak rudely polite…… "The same people with no looks in the world...why would it be too stupid to meet each other"...so we must meet..." "Ruffian...Okay!...You pick a time...:)..." "It's better to hit the sun than to pick the day... It's 7:30 tonight... It's up to you to choose the location..." "McDonald's on Daxue Road...it's brighter there...you won't be scared..." "OK...but you have to finish your meal first...I don't want to lose money..." "Ruffian...you really deserve scolding..." "How do I recognize you?...Don't ask me to take a rose as a token..." It is really a stupid thing to wait for someone you have never met with a flower. And it's easy to be pigeonholed. Otherwise, why would Jacky Cheung sing: "I'll wait until the flowers are gone"? "I wear brown casual shoes, brown socks, brown flared pants, and a brown sweater. A brown backpack..." So ruthless!I am not to be outdone even if I lose: "I wear blue sneakers, blue socks, blue jeans, a blue long-sleeve shirt, and a blue bag……" Except for the blue schoolbag that I have to borrow from my junior, there is no problem with other equipment. "Ruffian...you still lost...my hair is also dyed brown..." "Since you are "highlighting"...then I have to wear "blue" underwear..." "Ruffian...don't be so boring...you have to admit it if you lose..." How can I lose? I really have a set of rainbow series underwear, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, purple, all kinds of colors. Because I am a typical sullen Scorpio, with plain appearance but beautiful inside. And if you accidentally forget what day of the week it is, just look at your underwear. "Ruffian...you go clean up first...see Luo later!..." "I will... Then should you clean it up too?..." "Ruffian... I don't need it... because I don't have any expectations of your appearance..." horses!Before leaving, I will join the army. "Ruffian...I need to go to bed early...or the lack of sleep will make me look scary..." "Don't worry... If you look scary, it's definitely not from lack of sleep..." If a man has a grudge, he must avenge it, so I will also join her in the army. "Ruffian...then I'll go to bed first!...you go to bed early too...:)..." "Okay!...Let's sleep together!..." "Ruffian...you're taking advantage of me!..." "No and no... What I call "together" means being together in time, not in location..." "I won't talk nonsense with you... Lack of sleep is the natural enemy of beauty... Good night... ruffian..." Offline, I wanted to have a good night's sleep, but I tossed and turned, and couldn't sleep well. In a daze, it seems to be the little boy chased by the Velociraptor in "Jurassic Park". "Ruffian...have lunch..." Fortunately Artest woke me up in time and saved my life. "A-Tai... I'm going to meet Qing Wu Feiyang tonight... I'm a little nervous... I can't eat..." "Ruffian...then you should have enough to eat...to have the strength to escape..." "A-Tai...don't make trouble...give me some advice!..." "Ruffian... When the boat approaches the wall, due to the reflection of the water waves, the boat will be perpendicular to the wall..." "so what?" "That's why it's called "the boat goes straight to the bridge"...don't worry...scorpion..." Despite the scientific evidence, I was still nervous. Look at your watch, it's almost time... "Artest...I'm leaving..." "Ruffian... remember to bring the call machine... I will call you..." "I don't want to bring anything... Anyway... I want to have a good chat with her..." "Jing Ke... you can go with confidence!... The wind is rustling, the water is cold... once the strong man is gone, he will never return..." "A-Tai...can you say something nice?..." "No problem...I'll go buy wine later...I'll drink it when you come back..." "Shit! How do you know that I will definitely lose love?..." "Ruffian...you misunderstood...I bought wine to celebrate your achievements at night..." Although I know that Artest is mocking me, but now I am not in the mood to argue with him...