Chapter 17 Part VII.1

After walking a few steps, the eyes suddenly opened up.I thought, what kind of place is this? Could it be the place where the legendary state secrets are located.Am I stepping on the most secret missile research institute? There is a brightly lit building in front of me. I walked over, thinking that there must be many military experts living in it. When I got closer, I realized that there couldn't be any military experts inside, because Uncle Jian lived in it.This is the Darong Apartment where we live. I was just puzzled, I felt that I was going in the opposite direction, but I didn't expect to go to the place where I started.I didn't think much about it, because I had walked too much this time, so I fell down and fell asleep.

When I woke up the next day, the surrounding snow had completely melted.I looked out and could still see a wall ten paces away in the shallows of the woods.I think it must have been a dream before. Uncle Jian came out of the bathroom to greet me and said, "Where did you go last night? I fell asleep and you haven't come back yet." I always feel that there are many real things happened in a daze, but these things are not real. They clearly exist in my memory, and every detail is undoubtedly preserved, but I have no way of knowing the specific time of their occurrence. . The more practical thing that happened was that Uncle Jian's big business was blown.When Ah Xiong made the 10,000 request, Uncle Jian regretted it too much.I said, "You've finally figured it out. It's better to make some money. Don't be too greedy." Uncle Jian said, "What I regret is that I should have asked for 50,000 yuan. I think condoms must be very profitable."

I said, "Although you say so, your website doesn't make money. Why would someone who makes a lot of money advertise on a platform that doesn't make money?" Uncle Jian said: "Although my website doesn't make money for the time being, there is always a way to make money." I said, "Let's earn a thousand first and then talk about it after a year." Uncle Jian said: "This person is really strange. I thought that one thousand is already a big number, but I have been thinking about ten thousand and ten thousand these days. Now I want to go back, and I think one thousand is really a small number." It’s a pitiful number. I vaguely feel that if I mention 20,000, the other side can agree. This is my business instinct. You know, I think sometimes I really have a bit of business instinct. Can bear the price of 20,000. You have to trust my intuition, do you have intuition?"

I said, "What is intuition?" Uncle Jian said: "It's the feeling that comes out directly without going through the brain." I said, "Then I don't have intuition. It's because you are amazing, you can think of things without using your brain." Uncle Jian said: "Don't turn the corner and mock me, just watch." A day later, Ah Xiong came.Uncle Jian asked with concern: "How is it?" A Xiong said: "I sent that email, saying that our website generally does not advertise, but now there are many registered people on the website, and we can properly consider creating some win-win opportunities for both parties. But our quotation The minimum price is 10,000 yuan, which is a preferential price given by similar websites.”

Uncle Jian said, "Okay, that's exactly what I want to express." A Xiong said: "There will be a reply soon." Uncle Jian immediately turned his head and said to me: "Look, I will reply soon, which means that they are sitting in front of the computer every day, refreshing the mailbox every minute, and eagerly waiting for our reply. I said that they should report 50,000. What, Axiong, tell me what they replied." Ah Xiong said, "They replied with four words." Uncle Jian said: "Let me tell you, they said 'no problem' so readily, which shows that our quotation is still a little lower."

Ah Xiong said: "They said: 'Fuck you!'" Uncle Jian was stunned for a moment, moistened his throat and said, "Look, the other party is really humorous. Xiong, you go back quickly—how did you come this time?" Axiong said, "I came here by running." Uncle Jian said: "Okay, then you go back right away, run fast, and return an email to them." Ah Xiong said, "Okay, what did you say?" Uncle Jian said: "You replied to the email and said that the 10,000 quoted last time was a media quotation. In fact, we still have an internal price. Since the other party is so bold, it is OK if it is OK, and it is not OK if it is not good. Therefore, our board of directors appreciates it and decided to give it to the other party. internal price."

Ah Xiong said, "What's the internal price?" Uncle Jian said, "Five hundred." Ah Xiong said, "Okay, I'll run back right away." Uncle Jian paused, and said: "Well, Axiong, don't go back and post again, if they cooperate with other websites, it will be over. So, when you run, look at the side of the road from time to time to see if there are any Just go in to any Internet cafe, send an email immediately, and let the other party feel our sincerity." Axiong said: "Okay, okay, but I ran out without any money." Uncle Jian said, "It's okay, I have the money."

Uncle Jian turned to me and asked, "Do you have any money?" I said, "How much?" Uncle Jian turned his head and asked Axiong: "How much is an hour of surfing the Internet now?" Axiong said, "Two yuan for the lobby, three yuan for the VIP room." Uncle Jian turned to me and said, "Borrow one dollar." I said, "Let me see if I have any." Uncle Jian said: "In a while, he will go to get you the money, and you should go to the lobby of the Internet cafe on the street for half an hour. Can you finish sending the email within half an hour?"

Ah Xiong said, "No problem." Uncle Jian took the one dollar I handed over, gave it to Axiong, and said, "Go." Ah Xiong took the money and ran away.I found out that for a meeting involving so many commercial secrets, we didn't even close the door-the grandma next door was watching us from the door with a pot. Ah Xiong quickly went downstairs.Granny walked up a few steps slowly.I looked at it for a long time and found it familiar, so I asked Uncle Jian, "Where have you seen this grandma?" Uncle Jian said: "It seems to be there. It looks familiar."

I said, "Think about it." Uncle Jian said, "I'm familiar with this movement." I said, "Yeah, right next to the brain." Uncle Jian said: "Oh oh oh, it was the old lady who extinguished the last fire during the fire that day—mother." I looked at it for a long time and said, "Yes, yes, yes." Grandma's footsteps were obviously not as sharp as that day, she walked up to us trembling and trembling, and waved with her hand. Uncle Jian and I couldn't help listening to each other. Granny said earnestly and earnestly: "Young man, don't give so much money to beggars in the future. If you have money, save some money. I usually give ten cents. Look at what other beggars take. With so much money, how fun it is to run.”

After Grandma and Ah Xiong left, Uncle Jian hugged his head and said in pain, "My fifty thousand." I said, "Uncle Jian, it's only one thousand, and the fifty thousand is the result of your lust." Uncle Jian and I ran to the street.Uncle Jian said: "Look, how boring the afternoon is." Everything outside can't lift people's spirits.Suddenly, there was a brilliant moment in the distance, and a huge mushroom cloud rose from our position to the south.I said to Uncle Jian: "Look, what a big mushroom." Uncle Jian said, "Let Wang Chaochao come and see God." I said, "It's so bright." The whole southern sky was illuminated.Where the sun exists, this light makes the sun and the moon dark.It was pitch black all around, and it seemed to us that the night was coming in an instant.Then, a few kilometers away, another dull light rose. A few seconds later, the glass in the entire Darong apartment was shattered, and all the trees shook neatly.Uncle Jian and I were already looking at the sky when we came back to our senses. Uncle Jian said: "Is the broken glass caused by the atomic bomb explosion paid for by the landlord or by himself?" I said, "Who told you it was the atomic bomb?" Uncle Jian said: "What a big mushroom." I said, "That's a mushroom cloud." Uncle Jian said: "We have already ascended to heaven." I said, "Don't talk nonsense, we are all still alive." Uncle Jian said, "Don't talk nonsense, no one can survive the atomic bomb explosion." I said, "Hit me once." Uncle Jian said, "Help me see if my arm is still there."