The train came to a slow stop.This is a whole new place again. Places are not like commodities, brand new is always bad.Although every part of China is different, the train station is the same mess.The train moved on, slowly passing through a shantytown.Through the green glass, time seems to go backwards.A plane flew overhead, and the huge Air China logo flashed in front of my eyes.Air China has never crashed a plane. I think this is really a guarantee of confidence.In fact, it is not necessarily true. The crash is definitely something that will happen. The future has been arranged, but it has not happened yet. Therefore, every group of people who take the Air China plane only

It is just approaching this moment indefinitely. The first thing to do is to find the organization.A public phone must be called.I walked around the train station and found that all the public phone booths had been destroyed.The best situation is just that the booth and the phone no longer exist, it might as well turn the glass into a public toilet after being darkened.I had no choice but to find a grocery store on the side of the road. Next to the phone in the store was written: IP phone, long-distance call triangle for one minute. I went up and said, "I don't make long distance calls, I call the phone number in this city."

The boss quickly took out a mobile phone and said, "Use this, this is very smart." I asked, "Does it work?" The boss said: "No problem, as long as you stand still, the signal is absolutely fine." I stand and make a call. There was no movement for a long time. The boss said: "You are standing in the wrong direction. You see, the launch station in this city is on the other side, and you have to face that tower station." I said: "This signal is not received by my face, the antenna is still facing the same place!" The boss said: "Not sure, not sure."

So I turned my face towards the tallest building in the distance.The boss came over and pushed my head down, saying: "Low, low, the antenna goes there." The phone was finally connected, and I asked, "Uncle Jian, where are you?" The phone said: "From the train station, do you see the tallest tower?" I said, "I see, my head is directed." Said on the phone: "Okay, look at the tall building on the left side of the tower, it is the best hotel here, called 'Shimao Xintiandi International Dijinghaoting Garden Hotel.'" I turned my head and saw that the phone was cut off immediately.

I said, "Boss, it's broken again." The boss said: "Young people, you just can't settle down on the phone. Look here and there. Is the signal good?" I asked, "How much?" The boss said, "Forty." I immediately put the two one-dollar bills I took out into my wallet and said, "That's not enough, long-distance calls cost 30 cents a minute. I didn't make long-distance calls and didn't say more than one minute." The boss said, "Yes, that's the price for your long-distance calls. If you use a mobile phone, it costs 10 yuan a call, and it doesn't matter if you don't get through. The cost is high for me, and I have to charge it."

I said, "You are too dark." The boss pointed to the right side and said, "Didn't you see that this is the train station? Quickly pay." At this time, two people came out of the room and shouted at the same time: "Father, what's going on?" I thought, it's over, let's pay for it, this must be a noble family, and I thought about doing this in the future, so the thugs gave birth to two in their lifetime. After paying the money, I called a small noodle car and went to the busiest hotel in the city.The small noodle is a relatively well-refurbished one that I selected among the many noodles near the station.Because before coming here, I also did a car reversing business for a while, and I have a deep understanding of the newness and oldness of the noodles lined up in front of me.I knew that the car I chose was probably not as good as the one next to it that hadn't been refurbished and the paint was still peeling off, but I chose the beautiful one without hesitation.Man, man, it's all like this!That's all, as long as you can reach your destination anyway.Before getting on the bus, I greeted the driver and negotiated a ten-yuan fare. After a bumpy ride, I finally arrived at the place, and I gave the driver ten yuan as soon as I got off the bus.

The driver said, "Boss, why is it only ten yuan?" I asked, "How much does that cost?" The driver said: "Boss, how come it costs thirty for such a long distance!" I said, "Isn't that a good deal?" The driver said: "Let's trick you into the car first, I'm blackmailing you, do you understand?" I froze for a moment, thinking back over the decades, I have never met such a straightforward and honest person.I said, "I've convinced you, what if you don't?" The driver said: "Don't cut you for me." As soon as I heard that it was from the Northeast, I immediately took out thirty and said, "I'm convinced, I'm convinced."

Stop and look around.His grandma's, where is this? !I sighed.The surrounding buildings are so Chinese and so casual, tall and high, low and low, new and new, old and old, just looking after themselves.I stopped in place and suddenly felt infinitely sad. Of all the things in life, going to strange places and eating strange things is what I hate the most.It made me feel like an ignorant intellectual young man pretending to be adrift.Compared with these two things, I hate going to strange places more, because it will inevitably make you eat strange things. I went to the lobby of the hotel and dialed a number from the hotel pay phone.I asked: "Uncle Jian, what room are you in?" The voice on the phone scolded me immediately, saying why I hung up the phone before I finished speaking, "You treat us as if we are on vacation

Ah, how can I live with a few bucks if I have spare money!I live in the Yangtze River Hotel next to it. " I said, "What number do you live?" The other side said: "You will know when you come in, there are two rooms in total." I went out of the lobby and saw the Yangtze River Hotel that Uncle Jian mentioned.At a glance, this hotel is known to be a remodeled original private house, or an old private house.Surrounded by colorful nightclubs next to it, it is obviously the biggest nail in the county's demolition work. I entered the door and saw an aunt registering.What surprised me the most was that there was a world clock hanging on the extremely simple front desk. This clock was bigger than the one in the hotel just now, and it could display more regions. In China alone, there are Lhasa, Chongqing, and Beijing. And the four cities of Taipei, and even Mauritius time around the world.

I joked, "That's an impressive clock." The old lady said: "The people next to me want to demolish my house, but I won't let it go. Not only will I not let it go, but I will also open a hotel to compete with them and grab their business. Look at my clock, it's more grand than theirs. gone." In my mind, the scene of when Uncle Jian was beaten by a group, he only grabbed the opponent and beat him desperately. I gave the old lady a thumbs up and went straight upstairs.Uncle Jian has opened the door and is waiting for me.Suddenly, there are two gold-plated characters at the door: No. 1.

I walked in and said, "You can, live in Changjiang No. 1." Uncle Jian smiled wryly and said: "No way, it's cheap. This poor place is slow, the front desk, switchboard, cleaning, and checkout are all done by one person." I asked, "How much is a day?" Uncle Jian said, "Twenty." I said, "It's fine if it's cheap. At least in the urban area, you can go shopping casually at night. If you're too sleepy, you can just come back and take a nap." Uncle Jian said: "Shopping fart, the door will be locked at nine o'clock in the evening. The old lady said to save electricity, so it will be closed at ten o'clock in the evening." I said, "Twenty yuan a day is a bit expensive to live in a dormitory." These words reminded me of my innocence and filthy days when I lived in school, and I couldn't help but move myself.Then I thought of a line of lyrics: And now, even if the hour hand stops, even if life is like dust, so so so so so. Come to think of it, Uncle Jian and I have not seen each other for half a month.For half a month, everyone kept their identities incognito, hid in Tibet, lived hard, made difficult contacts, and finally successfully reunited.We decided to go out and rub a meal. Walk out of the Yangtze River Hotel and you will arrive at the city center.Seeing a new Japanese restaurant opened under the huge hotel, we felt very fresh.I said, "It's really like being back in Shanghai. It seems that Shanghainese like eating Japanese food very much recently." Uncle Jian said, "Then let's have a little extravagance." After walking a few steps forward, Uncle Jian stopped and said, "No, look, this is a newly opened shop." I said, "The newly opened one is better, there are discounts, and it's clean." Uncle Jian said: "No, we can't go to a place with so many government workers on this cusp." I said: "Don't be humorous. People eat a la carte private rooms, so they don't come to try new things. I think the limelight has passed, and we don't have to be so nervous. It will be a few days if we are caught. After all, no one will tell you about this matter." Not sure." Uncle Jian said: "No, if this is the case, it's better to surrender and eat the lunch box from the prison. Since you are a fugitive, you must have the demeanor of a fugitive." I said, "You have to trust our government. First, you have to believe that the government will clear us up one day. Second, you have to believe that the government doesn't eat without a private room. Let's go!" I dragged the terrified Uncle Jian into the Japanese restaurant in front of me, and sat down at a seat by the window. Through the floor-to-ceiling windows with tea-colored glass, I saw the world outside was gray and blue.The dispirited voice of Japanese prostitutes sounded in the restaurant that pretended to be stylish. This was the melody of depressed Japanese women playing under the cherry blossom trees after Japanese men invaded overseas during the period of militarism. It was really sinking. At this time, suddenly, a Chinese who was unwilling to sink and sit next to me slapped his chopsticks and shouted in Northeast Mandarin: "Mother, play me a popular song." This scared the waiter at the counter to look around for a plate. At the end, I heard the Northeast man muttering: "Damn it, I can't stand this kind of elegant music." In less than a minute, "SAY YES" by the disappearing Japanese group "Chuck and Asuka" came out from the JVC stereo. It seemed that the owner of the store was a complete traitor.The music played for about half a minute, and the Northeast man couldn't help it anymore, and shouted: "Waiter, is there any one that is not in Cantonese? It's popular all the time, hurry up, go out and buy if you don't have any." Several waiters searched all the way, and finally found a CD of Chen Baiqiang. Chen Baiqiang opened his mouth and sang, the Northeast man stood up and poked the waiter and cursed: "Am I only worthy of listening to dead people's songs? Go out and buy Snow Village for me!" of." The waiter said: "I'm sorry boss, the store doesn't give you the money to buy CDs." The man said, "Then find someone else." The waiter searched for a long time, found an old disc, and played it, it was "Fill the World with Love". The man said: "Why, are you kidding me? Didn't I say pop songs? Believe it or not, I'll hit you?" As soon as the words fell, two bigger men came out from nowhere, punched him twice, and the buddy fainted, and then lifted him out with arms around his shoulders and legs.The waiter shouted: "Throw it away, throw it at the Yangtze River Hotel, it will cost ninety-two." A big man put the Northeast man on the ground, took out the Northeast man's inner pocket, took out a hundred dollars, and said, "I'll give you eight dollars." Then they opened the door one by one and dragged it, and the three disappeared at the door. Suddenly the world became quiet.After a few seconds, "Let the world be filled with love" slowly sounded again.Uncle Jian on the opposite side couldn't help hiding his face in pain.I lit a cigarette for him and said, "Are you missing your girlfriend?" Uncle Jian looked out the window and didn't respond. I said, "Just give me a call." Uncle Jian said: "She must be under the control of the police now." I said, "Don't think so pessimistically about everything. Although our police are powerful, they can only be shown under certain conditions. For example, you beheaded their brother, or the case alarmed the Ministry of Public Security or even the Party Central Committee." . Our matter is fine." Uncle Jian said: "Maybe we have alerted the Party Central Committee." I said, "Look, the two of us didn't do anything wrong, and we didn't even have two hundred dollars in total. We have no other possibility except that we were so poor that we alarmed the Party Central Committee. You call your girlfriend, Lest people worry about you." Uncle Jian began to meditate again.And I remembered what happened. It happened half a month ago. At that time, I had just graduated from school and had been looking for a job for two months, but failed. I saw that all the beautiful female students around me who graduated at the same time found jobs very quickly. Uncle Jian is a person I met very early. He is only one year older than me, and he graduated from school a year earlier than me. He has been looking for a job for a year and two months, but he has not succeeded.My friendship with Uncle Jian is based on his free computer repairs.At that time, there was a computer in the dormitory, which was used in turn to access pornographic websites, so it was infected with many viruses, but the system has not been paralyzed.I think it's because our computers were poisoned too much, and we even carried out a fierce internal attack with poison, but unfortunately, the king of poison remained in the end.We called some viruses that caused us to crash frequently in the past as "syphilis", but this time the virus that caused us to never be able to turn on the computer was named "AIDS". We are very anxious about this poisoning, because our papers are all in it. We sent the computer to the maintenance center, and the person in the maintenance center told us that the hard disk and motherboard needed to be replaced, and the cost was two thousand.At that time, a male roommate exclaimed: "Fuck, it's so expensive, it's better to go whoring." Then a classmate with a clear mind did ideological work for him: "Brother, in fact, we have been prostitution for free, but this time it's just money for medical treatment. You see, we need to change organs." But no matter what, 2,000 is too expensive for us, and this computer was only bought for 18,000.Uncle Jian is a well-known computer repairer in our school. He is a level above us and looks very mature, so everyone calls him "Uncle".When he was in junior high school, classmates he didn't know often bowed to him and said hello to the teacher. Uncle Jian has long been used to it, and he naturally replied "Hello, classmate" and it was over.Everyone guessed that he was precocious, so he must be one step ahead of others when he goes to pornographic websites, and he is naturally poisoned before people.Everyone suspected that when he got a computer virus, no anti-virus software had been developed on the market, so he had to be self-taught. We worked hard to move the computer back, and Uncle Jian was already waiting there.We feel that he is the only hope for this computer, and we also look forward to seeing Uncle Jian's unique technology. Uncle Jian's first sentence was: "Turn it on quickly, let me install anti-virus software." We said, "There is no way to turn it on." Uncle Jian fiddled with it for a long time, and murmured: "I can't turn on the machine. It's so powerful that the motherboard is burned. Okay, then I can only take your hard disk back." Uncle Jian skillfully opened the machine, dismantled the things and took them away. We look forward to it. The next day, Uncle Jian came and apologized before we could speak: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it was the memory that was removed yesterday. But I checked, and your memory is fine." Just when we were dumbfounded, the president of the student union who received the most attention from the school girls in the dormitory and had been recommended by the teacher to a well-known international software design company said: "Hey, be careful with your repairs, many of my thesis defenses are stored in the memory. Woolen cloth." Soon, Uncle Jian repaired the computer.Later, everyone and Uncle Jian gradually became acquainted, and discussed to open a company specializing in computer repair.A total of four of us pooled our money and rented a small shop in a corner of the university town, but the business has not been good.Later, we came up with a way, which is to use the computer that came back from the dead to continuously go to various pornographic websites, trying to find the virus, and then store it on a floppy disk and spread it. Although everyone thinks this idea is very wretched, but in order to support the rent, this is the only way to go.The only objection among the shareholders is a guy who has always been arrogant, but since one day he found out that his beautiful girlfriend from a working family was picked up by a Mercedes-Benz car every weekend, he worked hard to be strong, every night And early in the morning, from the dormitory to the library, he was tirelessly looking for the virus.In all the computers he has touched, he has never seen a person wearing clothes in the browsing history, except for the uniform temptation.Finally, Huang Tian paid off, and let this guy find the most poisonous virus, so poisonous that he couldn't save it in a floppy disk, because even the floppy drive was paralyzed. In the face of such a poisonous virus, according to the agreement, he got the most share - 40%. The virus spread smoothly.Soon, there was not a single usable floppy drive left in the entire university town.And foresighted, we got antivirus software very early.Through this matter, we earned more than 3,000 yuan.And the father of the virus got fifteen thousand.After receiving the money, the father of the virus cried bitterly, saying that he finally made money through his own efforts.Immediately afterwards, he went to the most expensive cosmetics store in the university town and bought the most expensive set for his girlfriend. As a result, his girlfriend said: "I don't use Maybelline. Don't you know that my skin is suitable for Lancome and Estee Lauder?" The man was very depressed. When he came back, he asked everyone: "What are Lancome and Estee Lauder?" Everyone said "I don't know", and asked him to ask someone in the dormitory next to the one who reads the most magazines.As a result, XX also said that he didn't know, and said he wanted to ask his girlfriend.It turned out that his girlfriend was a nerd, and he didn't know it, so he asked the professor for advice.Unexpectedly, the problem changed in the process of dissemination, so the professor called the man over and explained to him about Japanese pirates and Alexander for a long time. A month later, the guy finally figured out that what Lancôme meant was that a lipstick was worth a set of Maybelline skin care products, even though they belonged to the same company.Since then, while his girlfriend washes her face with Lancome every day, he washes her face with tears every day, without eating or speaking.We are all very surprised, for such a girlfriend, how can we do this to ourselves?Of course, many people’s sadness just wants to show everyone that they are sad, but the object of the show must also be targeted. If you show sadness in front of your girlfriend every day, it’s natural, but it seems to be ineffective in front of a bunch of old men. , and we are busy with our own livelihood every day, and we have no time to spread this sadness for him. For a whole week, the guy didn't say a word.We privately guessed what his first words would be and placed our bets.As a result, he really became a blockbuster. He went to the school and told the school that he found a virus and then we destroyed the computer to make a huge profit. He also took the initiative to refund 1,300 yuan and a bunch of cosmetics.