Chapter 6 Horns of six different camps

Early in the morning on weekends, Lijuan returns to her natal home.As soon as he entered the door, he collapsed on his back on the big bed and pretended not to be able to sleep. "It's exhausting! It's work and home. It would be nice to be a daughter at home. You don't have to look at people's faces when you have parents to support you." Li Juan expressed her feelings. "What? Are you mad at grandma?" Li Juan's mother was very sensitive. "It's nothing. My mother-in-law is very good, and she does everything at home. I came here today, and she is still at home removing the curtains and washing. She doesn't want me to help at all. I'm talking about the work unit. The boss is hard to deal with. The second boss The requirements are almost the same as Zhu Jianhua's high jump, refurbished every three days."

"It's normal to take your salary and be ordered by others. Now you know that the rice bowl is not easy to handle? I have been supporting you and spending my parents' money. I thought that the parents' money was snowed from the sky. I don't know how difficult it is. The little girl's eyes must be Be more flexible, and follow what the leader thinks of immediately, and it is best to think ahead of the leader.” "Want to be in front of the leader? Don't want to live anymore? Even if you think about it, you have to pretend that you didn't think about it. You are taller than the leader. Who dares to want you?"

"Yes. Society is so difficult to deal with. There is no way." When eating lunch, Li Juan had no scruples, using her fingers as chopsticks to eat vegetables from the plate.Mom kept pinching it for her, "Why are you reincarnated like a starving ghost? There's no food at home?" "You don't know how unpalatable Yaping's mother's cooking is. I feel sorry for Yaping's life in the first 18 years while eating. What a waste of time! It's not easy for a child to grow up like this! No wonder everyone Complaining about the poor food in the university cafeteria, he always praised the Jiaotong University cafeteria. His mother came here for two weeks, and ate pork stewed cabbage for one week, and pork stewed vermicelli for one week. It seems that his mother knows this kind of big pot stew. It’s rare to cook a braised braised The meat is simply wasteful, everything is put in it, and the meat tastes like ginger. And ah! His mother feels that she was born as a child bride, that kind of pitiful look, who takes pleasure in torturing herself, and the ascetic monks are not as bitter as her. I don’t know how she survived without eating. She is a green plant, and she can complete photosynthesis with a little sunlight. I can't eat any more."

Li Juan's mother squeezed out an insightful "hum" from her nose after listening. "She's a bitter trick, and she made the rules for you to see. It means that their daughter-in-law is like this. You ignore her and pretend not to see it. If you can't eat it, you will fall into her arms. You will suffer in your life. I raised my daughter not to be an old mother for others. If Yaping has the ability, he will hire a nanny. If he doesn’t make his mother tired, if he doesn’t have the ability, his mother will serve you. Don’t be soft-hearted and help. This group , I won’t be able to withdraw my hand in the future. First you will be a deputy, and then you will become a pillar, and then the family will see you busy while lying down. If you don’t believe me, just wait and see.”

"Don't worry, I can see it. I just acted according to your policy." "You little girl is so smart! If you don't teach me, you will! Eat a chicken foot!" Here, Yaping’s mother is also talking to Yaping: “Yaping, do you realize that there is still a difference between looking for a wife and falling in love? Those that look good may not be useful. And those She is not so eye-catching, but is a good hand in life. It is not unreasonable to say that the ugly wife Susukita's ragged cotton jacket is the three treasures of a man. Look at Lijuan, everything else is okay, but she is not good at living. There is no work in the house. When I get home, I either sit or lie down. The bed is messed up like a pigsty. I just dig a hole and lie down. When I have nothing to do, I watch TV or work on the computer. I come to have a look, and the house is full of ashes. Boss. Shanghai is so polluted that it doesn’t look bright even if you wipe it three times a day, let alone once a week? A little mess can be tolerated, but dirty is not good. After a long time, there will be bugs and cockroaches in the house, and mold will grow on the furniture. It’s the same. It’s all money, so how can you not cherish it? Winter clothes and quilts, etc., when they see the sun, they have to be moved out to pat them in the sun, and the range hood needs to be wiped after use. Women are hardworking, why do I think she doesn't look like a southerner at all? Also, she seems to be very delicious. Her mouth keeps chewing like a donkey, and her mouth is never empty. Various packaging bags at home, It’s a pile in a few days. The habit of eating is particularly bad. I only eat vegetables and don’t eat. The dishes are kept for watching, and the purpose is to eat. Let a man see no one else. Let me turn a corner and call her, but she also said eating fat. It’s so evil, eating fat, but eating meat makes you thin? No matter how big the family business is, it can’t stand eating like this! There is a saying called sitting and eating mountain empty , she is really sitting and eating. Alas! I wanted to reform her, but look at her temper that night, where did you say it? If you don’t tell me, Mom is afraid that you will suffer in the future. If something happens to you one day, she will definitely not be the one to accompany you in trouble. During the Cultural Revolution, those who were criticized were all talented people, and the beauties around them escaped more or less. Those who can stay by your side and never leave are either the original spouse in the countryside or The maid in the past. True feelings have to go through the fire test. I'm afraid that if something happens to you, you won't be able to withstand her blow. Of course, Mom hopes that you will go smoothly in your life and don't have to stand the test. "

Yaping comforted his mother and said: "It's not possible, Mom. Although Li Juan is delicate, she is a Shanghai girl. Among Shanghai girls, she is not bad, at least she is not vain. I am not rich. When she and I were Not rich and well-off, isn’t it just an ordinary working class? Her mother disagreed at the time, so she insisted on marrying me? Just for this, it shows that she still has me in her heart. How can a person have no shortcomings? Read more Her strengths. In this day and age, there are a few restaurants that can't afford meat. She eats something, so don't keep staring at her, you make me feel uncomfortable."

"What does she call something to eat? I cut a bowl of braised pork for 28 yuan, you eat 8 yuan, your dad eats 7 yuan, and she eats 13 yuan alone! If this pot of meat is at home, add some carrots and potatoes, I will eat it with your dad It can be eaten for a week! If you calculate it this way, how much food expenses will be wasted in a month? This is not a mountain of gold and silver, everyone digs out of it with their mouths open, and no amount of money can stand the toss! Not to mention the need to wear I bought a house for clothes. Look at your closet of clothes! How many bodies does a person have! You can change a set every day for a month without repeating it. Gas, electricity, telephone, your mobile phone, going out and taking a car, which one doesn’t cost money? Seeing how much you earn, you can’t save a few of these flowers and that flower in a month. You don’t have any sense of crisis in your mind. What if someone gets sick someday? What if you have a child? You cry when you need money No response to shouting. Mom is someone who has experienced it before, and you have never experienced it before. Mom will tell you in advance, and you can’t just watch you walk by the river and not hold back. Your life was too suspenseful in those days!” Yaping nodded yes.

"What Mom told you, you just need to know what you have in mind, but don't learn to listen to Li Juan, or I'll do my job, and I haven't settled down yet. If she wants to change, she can change it, and if she doesn't change it, she will be pulled down. Parents can only do this.” After a while, Yaping asked: "Mom, you have been here for two weeks, shouldn't you meet Li Juan's parents? Our marriages are held separately, so we finally got together and went out for dinner together!" " "Who please?" "Of course we do!" "What do you go out to eat? Isn't it just to get together and chat? The place to go out to eat is not open, and people are still restrained. Why not eat at home, or ask her parents to come over for dinner next week?" Yaping thought about it and said : "Okay! Then you remember to buy more food!"

It was dark when Lijuan came home.Yaping's mother heard the doorbell ring, and as soon as she opened the door, she saw Lijuan rushing into the room with big bags and small bags. "Yaping! I went shopping in Paris Printemps in the afternoon. It was just in time for the spring clothes to go out of the market. The discounts were so great! I couldn't hold back, so I bought a set of clothes for you and me. Come and try! Under Li Juan's command, Yaping put on casual clothes and turned back and forth, "Mom, do you think this looks good?" Li Juan asked her mother-in-law.

"He has a similar dress in his closet, but that one is blue, it seems to be a different color." "It's so different! It was last year's style, with a small lapel, and this year's fashion is collarless. Also, this one is white, and it looks like the one in Richard Gere's new movie. How handsome it is!" "Isn't it just a collar? It's enough to wear clothes to keep warm, and follow the fashion every day, and you will never be able to catch up. How about emptying the money in your pockets? Look at this sweater on me, it's still 10 I bought it years ago, it’s not broken or broken, and it’s not behind at all.”

"Haha, Mom, they are all like you. The society is not progressing, and all the factories have closed down. No wonder your factories have closed down a long time ago. You are the ones holding back socialism. We must establish the concept of consumption, and spend what you earn. Spending money is the driving force for making money. Like you, if you spend 150 yuan for meals a month, it’s useless to give you 10,000 yuan. Anyway, you put it in the bank. Everyone lives in a house 10 years ago and wears clothes 10 years ago. With the salary of 10 years ago, how to reflect the development of the past 10 years? Now the changes are changing with each passing day, you have to keep up with the times!" "I can't keep up, how much is this dress?" "480. It was 1280 before the discount. This is a new model that was only launched on New Year's Day. It's only been four months. It's a good deal! Don't buy the latest clothes, just buy this kind of discounted clothes." Yaping's mother gasped, "480?! Huh! How can the clothes look good! The money looks good!" Yaping's mother turned and walked into the bathroom, no longer looking at the young couple, and rubbing the clothes with the washboard , The basin swayed wildly.Lijuan sticks out her tongue, Yaping scratches her nose and takes her back to the bedroom. Li Juan took off until three o'clock and was trying on clothes. "Does it look good?" "You look good. You look good in anything you wear. Lijuan, let me tell you something. When you buy clothes in the future, don't ask for money in front of my mother. If I ask you, you will lose a fraction, and everyone will feel better. Otherwise, she I won’t be able to eat again tomorrow.” "Your mother has too many things to eat. In order to let her eat, I made up lies so that carts and horses can't hold them. Look at how cautious your mother lives. To buy vegetables, I have to walk from the east end of the vegetable market to the west end. , asking family by family, caring about one more or one less, not as bold as the northerners, but more like us southerners.” "Hey, my mother still said today that you look like a northerner, with a lot of money." Li Juan immediately walked up to Yaping, shook Yaping's head and asked: "Is your mother very happy today? While I'm not at home, she complained hard to you? What did you say about me? Let me listen, and if something changes If there is nothing, we will encourage you." "I didn't say anything about you, I just said you. But Lijuan, when the old man is at home, you should at least behave yourself and don't tell you to do housework, but my mother is not an old mother. When she is working, you must at least be there Would you like to talk with me next to you? This is also a kind of filial piety. How much trouble will it cost you to have an ear?" "I don't know what to say to her. Look at the topics that your family talked about at the dinner table! Seven aunts and eight aunts, cousins ​​other than the fifth server, and your brother-in-law's factory manager Xiaomi, I don't know any of them. Seeing how enthusiastic you are talking, I can't speak at all, and I feel like a pure outsider." "Just listen and answer twice. When you should laugh, you should smile, and when you should be sad, you should make an expression. In fact, I don't know most of the people they are talking about. Isn't it just talking about family affairs? You have to figure out the genealogy. what for?" "Nonsense, I don't know anyone. I know what you're talking about? It's like listening to English. You don't even provide any background. If you insert it suddenly, can you know the answer? Besides, I'm not interested." "Aren't you making the elderly happy? You're not looking for a spiritual partner, you have to create a common language. Then your parents like to play mahjong, I can't, don't you learn to accompany them? This is the word 'filial piety' , Do you understand? Now that the elderly don’t want us to burden them, what we can do for them is to spend more time with them and listen to what they have to say.” "If I make her happy, who will make me happy? As soon as I stand next to her, she tries to teach me the daughter-in-law scriptures that have been passed down from generation to generation in your family, without reservation, such as working without eating, As long as you are awake 24 hours a day, you can’t stop. You just make money and don’t spend it. I will give you the money when you get it back. I have to listen to what you say, and I can’t talk back when you scold me. It’s like martial arts secrets, passed on to your daughter-in-law but not to your daughter. I don’t believe your mother taught your sister like this. How can I flatter you against my will for what she told me? Will I go back to pre-liberation? Chairman Mao It’s a waste of revolution. I can’t imagine being like your mother, standing on the edge of a stall and haggling with people for a dime, and when I have the time to write a manuscript, I earn back.” "What's wrong with my mother? At most, my mother is just bargaining with others. What about your mother? Go to the vegetable market to buy a few vegetables, and insist on extorting a few cents for green onions. Compared with your mother, my mother is still brighter!" "All the money my mother stole from me is posted here! Why didn't I see the money your mother saved? My mother paid 100,000 yuan for this house! What about your mother? I haven't said anything about your mother yet, look at you! If the roof is not covered, you will be launched to the moon. If you are a filial son, you can be a dutiful son, and don’t drag me. Li Yaping! My mother treats you for nothing! Back then, I should have insisted on not letting me marry you! On weekdays Seeing that you are a back-and-forth, this mother-in-law changed her face as soon as she came here, thinking of ways to spoil my mother. You are really a double-faced person! You were a traitor when you made revolution in the past! Fu Zhigao!" "I have always been a face. My respect for your mother depends on you! She just didn't agree with you to marry! You married me because of my good character, and I don't feel her affection at all. I hope you can do the same." For my sake, treat my mother better!" Yaping's voice couldn't be suppressed anymore. Li Juan's lips were already trembling.Thinking about the quarrel, it would be impossible to end it, so I turned around and went into the study.As soon as he rushed to the door, he went back to the bedroom and hugged the quilt and pillow. Yaping was left with a bed without a quilt and a lonely pillow. With the previous combat experience, Yaping is extremely agile at this moment, he put his foot into the half-closed door with a stride, then squeezed his body into the study, closed the door with his backhand and said: "Lijuan! Stop making noise, okay? ?Do you see what the two of us are doing? It’s not a matter of principle. It’s not a good habit to rise to the height of a separate bed. When couples quarrel at the end of the bed, you always have to make up for me Chance, let me make a request to you, from now on, you are not allowed to close the study door and not let me in. No matter how unhappy you are, you are not allowed to sleep separately. Do you hear me?" After finishing speaking, he grabbed the quilt from Li Juan's hand and threw it on the On the ground, she swayed Li Juan with her arms around her.Li Juan pouted and raised her eyes to look at Yaping, her face full of grievances. After standing still for a minute, Li Juan burst out laughing and said, "I specially hugged the quilt to see if you can't get over it. I found out that who owns the quilt, Whoever occupies the commanding heights. No matter how arrogant you are, you can't resist the word 'cold'. Haha!" Li Juan hugged Yaping's head and kissed her neck and ears.After a few strokes, Yaping couldn't resist anymore, put Lijuan on the ground, and began to be infatuated with the soft quilt. The light was on, the door was closed, and Yaping’s father was washing at the other end of the corridor. The sound of loud coughing could be heard very clearly in the study room. The curtains were not even closed. In the living room on the sixth floor opposite, people could be clearly seen moving on the TV.Yaping held Lijuan's fingers in his mouth, and lowered his head a little bit. Lijuan was also excited by this undisguised stimulation.Li Juan's voice is low, stuck in her throat, as immature as a newborn kitten, and occasionally high-pitched because she can't resist the attack of happiness. "Condom!" Li Juan occasionally sobered up in a daze. "No!" Yaping ignored it completely. An hour later, Yaping entered the bedroom with disheveled hair and hugged the quilt. Five minutes later, Li Juan entered the bedroom with a flushed face and hugged the pillow. Lying on the bed, Li Juan said: "You can find that the more we quarrel, the more..." "Well, lube. Be noisy."