Hu Lijuan's online name is "Give some sunshine and it will be brilliant".She loves to smile very much. When she smiles, even the pink gums will come out of her thin lips very brightly and relaxedly, exposing to people's eyes together with the somewhat dark yellow tetracycline teeth.She laughs because there are too many things to be happy about every day.For example, there was a spring rain last month, the ground was wet, and across the icy road, she could see the grass seedlings below which had been sleeping for a year swaying; for example, the cafeteria of the newspaper office will reopen after renovation next week , although the taste may be as bad as ever, the decoration is changed without changing the chef, the soup is changed, and the medicine is not changed, but after all, it is quite happy not to have to travel 5 miles to find a clean noodle stall.

Hu Lijuan's good mood suddenly turned cloudy.Ever since my mother-in-law and father-in-law came, it was like a dark cloud under the sun, neither big nor small, neither too much nor too little, just as overcast as it could well block the sun.And this cloud happened to block all the splendor. Before get off work, my colleague was carrying a bag, locked the drawer, made an appointment with a mobile phone, dialed a number, and said to Lijuan, "I'm envious! I'll eat ready-made ones at home! Bye!" Lijuan grinned, unable to tell Whether it is sorrow or joy, he said: "Goodbye."

Before her mother-in-law and father-in-law came, her husband Yaping also notified Li Juan in advance.Yaping said: "My parents want to come and have a look. Last time I said that we were too busy at work and couldn't eat a whole meal a day. My parents also came to help us. Since they supported the first phase of the new house , I haven’t come to see it yet!” Li Juan said happily: “Okay, okay! Come on, come on, there is someone guarding the door at home, so you can rest assured when you go to work. Just say welcome!” Yaping said: "I know you are good. I have told them a long time ago. Li Juan is looking forward to their arrival! No, they will arrive tomorrow afternoon." "Ah?...! What are you? I welcome If it’s my own words, why do I need your representative? Your representative should always inform me before!” Li Juan suddenly felt that her enthusiasm seemed a bit pretentious. will go.The parents generously donated 20,000 yuan for the first 150,000 yuan, so they naturally have the right to 20,000 yuan.

If this right is only regarded as 20,000 yuan, not much, but 20,000 yuan is part of the down payment, plus the entire loan, it is 500,000, 500,000, if the 20,000 is missing, my house can only buy 430,000 yuan. If you can only buy 430,000 yuan, you can't choose the big house on the sixth and seventh floors of Dongtou, but can only live on the second floor in Xitou.The 20,000 yuan, how timely the support, how far-sighted, and how far away the water is to solve the near thirst, even if it is half a year away, the house will not be 500,000 yuan if you buy it after the location of the World Expo is selected. It is 1 million!Therefore, the 20,000 yuan is not just 20,000 yuan for Lijuan's new home. From an economic point of view, it is 500,000 yuan or more; It is a turning point, and it played an irreplaceable role in the key battle; from a mechanical point of view, it is a big change; from an emotional point of view, it is a lifetime of gratitude, which is of great significance!

Of course, this is not Li Juan's idea.Li Juan thought that 20,000 yuan was 20,000 yuan. They decided to buy a house, and his parents agreed to sponsor 20,000 yuan. She was very grateful and planned to pay it back with interest.However, from the time they bought the house to the non-stop decoration, they broke their legs when they ran, and they climbed the stairs faster than monkeys climbed trees. The two of them lost a total of 8 kilograms. I often hear what Yaping said on the phone: "The house is considered a joint-stock company! Your two elders are also the original major shareholders! Come and play as soon as we get it done! You can live wherever you want. At that time, this was originally your home, with 20,000 yuan, the living room floor was covered! If you didn't have your 20,000 yuan, then we would..."

Later, Lijuan found that the content of the invitation on the phone remained basically the same, but what changed was, "It costs 20,000 yuan to lay the wires at home!" The group costs 20,000!" "The wall powder at home costs 20,000!" and so on.Then, it is estimated that the old man on the other side of the phone grinned happily and fantasized about Li Juan's home. They also bought the lamp, the floor, the door, and the furniture, even the paint, nails, handles, mirrors, sofa cushions Well, anyway, as long as the unit can be 20,000 yuan, it is all paid by the elders.Every time Lijuan listened to Yaping's humility and patience when he chatted with his mother, she couldn't help but look around at the splendor made up of 20,000 yuan. The more she lived, the more guilty she felt. Doubt—this house, there is a wire, a brick, did I save it by myself?

Moreover, Yaping continued to track and report the latest housing prices in an excited tone: "The house in stock opposite us was not selected at the time, and it was sold last week! That's it, it costs more than 600,000 yuan! It's only more than 80 square meters!" The wasteland on Hengma Road has also been developed into a community! The location is even worse! It all belongs to Nanhui County, and you dare to ask for 7,000 yuan per square meter!" Lijuan has heard a lot, and she knows what her parents-in-law are going to answer: "Fortunately At that time, we made up 20,000 without hesitation! Look at it! Look at it! Good guy!"

Yaping's parents obviously have the right not to discuss, but to notify, not to notify in advance, but to conduct random inspections, and to visit their son's home at any time.Thousands of miles away from the northeast, we crossed the Mudanjiang River, crossed the Great Wall pass, crossed the Yellow River, crossed the zero-degree isotherm, and went straight to Shanghai at the end of the Yangtze River. That is to say, in the middle of the night when Lijuan was pouting her buttocks and tidying up the two floors in sweat in a pair of cotton wool trousers in the cold weather of April, her father-in-law and mother-in-law had already traveled for two full days. It's coming in the afternoon!

"Let's pick them up at the train station tomorrow." Yaping discussed with Li Juan while cleaning the refrigerator and clearing away the old goods in it, such as wrinkled apples that had been stored for the winter, dried celery, and expired soy milk.It was 1:30 in the middle of the night, and the two were still cleaning. In Yaping's words, his mother couldn't rub the sand in her eyes, so Lijuan had to rub the rag in her hand.Lijuan and Yaping's plan is to clean up the house first, so that the old man will have a bright feeling when he enters the house. "No! You didn't tell me earlier, I have a manuscript to be finished tomorrow afternoon, and the layout is empty, how can I say no to it, can't you just take it alone, why do you have to go together? You go Pick up, I'll leave work early and come back to arrange dinner or something."

"Why are you like this? Isn't our parents coming back for the first time? You don't even pick them up. They have to have an idea, don't you don't welcome them? The affairs of the unit are trivial, and the affairs of our own are big. .As a daughter-in-law, at least the first two days have to be good?! You don’t need to cook dinner, it’s convenient to go out to eat together. Your cooking skills are definitely not to my mother’s liking.” "Hey! Hey! Make it clear, who are the parents? It's your parents! Don't use the word 'we', which may cause ambiguity. My parents came over to play mahjong last week! Yes! My work is not important, you Parents are important. No problem, I quit my job tomorrow to pick up your parents, isn’t it only three or four thousand yuan a month! It’s more important than making the two elders happy!”

"Hey! Lijuan! I don't like to hear what you say! You can only say it in front of me. If you say the same in front of our mother, the old man will be happy! I will inoculate you first , Mom and Dad are here this time, they don’t stay here forever and don’t leave, just for a few days, you have to be a little petty, you can fight hard with me, be obedient in front of the old man, be an obedient child, know No?" "Cut! Okay, okay, I got it! I can't fight back when I beat you, and I can't fight back when you scold me, okay?" "Hey! Yes! This is a good boy! Come here, let me kiss you. After tomorrow, I will have to hide in the toilet even to kiss you! Come on, come on quickly!..." "Go, go, go! It's ashes, people think you're dirty, don't come here!" In order to show the goodwill of her new daughter-in-law the next day, Li Juan met Yaping at the South Exit of the railway station on time, and anxiously waited for the train that would be 50 minutes late.Of course, there is no quitting the work, and the work is done, and what is sacrificed is Li Juan's sleep that is as precious as a gold bar this morning. So, while waiting for the bus, Li Juan's mouth, like a fish washed up on the shore by a big wave, kept opening and closing, yawning. "Why haven't you arrived yet? What time do you have to wait? Can I borrow your broad arm to lean on for a while? My friend?" Li Juan is a typical Shanghai girl. I don't know, or the tongue is stretched out on purpose.Husband, don't say husband, the pronunciation sounds like a brain. This is not the first time for Lijuan to see her in-laws.On the contrary, every time I see them, I feel that they are cave bears that have just emerged from the heavy snow in the severe winter. The last time I went back to the northeast with Yaping, it was just in time for the Spring Festival in the twelfth lunar month. It was so cold!The second elder also has three layers inside and three layers outside. They are so armed that they can't even find their eyebrows, and they are more tightly wrapped than Arab women.It’s been April since I came to Shanghai this time, and I still have cotton jackets and trousers, which look cumbersome.Especially the mother-in-law, she doesn't look like a Northeast person in the first place, she is slender and thin, and the cover is airtight, and she feels like she is almost crushed by the cotton jacket.The father-in-law, as always, walked ahead with his arms swayed, leaving the mother-in-law to trot along the way, carrying a big bag and a small bag. Compared with her mother-in-law, Li Juan, who has leather boots, leather skirt and only a thin cashmere coat, is living on the equator. "Mom! I'm coming! Lijuan, help mom carry the bag!" Yaping not only saddled himself, but also fully mobilized his wife's enthusiasm to show his status as the head of the family. "Mom, give me your bag!" Li Juan quickly answered the words flatteringly. "It's not heavy, I can carry two with one hand! I carry it myself, I carry it myself!" The two of them seemed to be fighting, and finally Li Juan was assigned by her mother-in-law a black satchel that was considered to be the lightest in weight. As soon as she entered the house, the mother-in-law threw the bag on the ground and began to look around carefully in each room. "This house is quite a mess! You are so busy that you don't have time to clean it up." The mother-in-law commented with a smile, and Li Juan's heart was half-cooled by one sentence. "This is the result of 6 hours of cleaning up. If it is not cleaned up, I don't know what it will be approved." Li Juan muttered to herself with her mouth curled. Yapint was thoughtful, holding his mother's arm and introducing everything. He wished he could peel off the painted wall and ask his mother to look at the buried wires or remove the cupboard to look at the toilet pipes. Lijuan is not used to Yaping's hospitality, that kind of excessive, not like her parents, but like a big client, nodding and bowing, "Mom, be careful!" Is it too hypocritical for my mother? Anyway, as soon as Lijuan came back to her home, she would call out: "Mom! I'm starving to death! I want to eat braised chicken feet!" If her mother put the chicken feet in her bowl In Li Juan's eyes, this is a normal family relationship. Yaping's mother was born with a smiling face, her sharp chin narrowed into a kind smile, very similar to movie actor Zheng Zhenyao.When Lijuan went to Yaping's house for the first time, Yaping's mother took her by the hand and looked carefully from head to toe, wishing she could wrap her in a big blanket from top to bottom, in case she would catch a cold, she kept asking: "Is it cold? Hungry? Tired?" Lijuan didn't say a word to Yaping's mother, but Yaping's mother turned to Yaping and said, "You're a good boy! Such a beautiful daughter-in-law is handsome and loving. My son, you are still a girl from Shanghai, you can't wait for her, I won't agree! Lijuan is a good girl, I like it!" This first match between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law was unimaginably smooth, and the impressions of both parties were very good. My own mother said: "I don't want you! I have a new mother. I don't know how good it is. She is closer to me than to her own daughter. Don't live with you in the future. I will live with my mother-in-law." The neck shakes back and forth. Her mother still kept a cold face, always feeling upset that someone owed her a sum of money, and replied to her lightly: "Humph, I'm treating you well, why don't you just smile. The daughter is not familiar with her, she's so cheap. Go Let's go! I just hope that you don't come back crying to find me. Hmph! You have never suffered from your mother-in-law. If you want to be lucky, it is my blessing in my previous life. They don't spit out bones." Lijuan's mother is a typical Shanghai citizen. She grew up in the alleys and speaks profanity. "Fucking girl!" "Forced raising" "Dirty and dirty!" Li Juan grew up with her mother's ever-changing nicknames that never departed from the word "pussy".Except for teachers, classmates and colleagues who call her Li Juan, she is basically unknown at home. "Don't call me that!" After Lijuan grew up, she was not allowed to call her like that, it felt very embarrassing.Although my mother still took care not to call her by her ugly nickname in front of her classmates, everyone in the alley knew her mother's title.When the girl grows up, she can't hold her face anymore.When Yaping went to Lijuan's house for the first time, Lijuan's mother bullied Yaping because she couldn't understand Shanghainese, and talked to her old neighbor about her daughter's partner in the common kitchen on the first floor of the alley, and even "pushed the girl" one by one. Lijuan Fearing that Yaping would understand sooner or later, as soon as Yaping left, she closed the door and warned her mother: "If you call me that again, I won't recognize you!" It's amazing! You just became a noble lady, why aren't you just a little filth crawling out of my intestines! I'll yell, I'll yell!" Li Juan turned around and left, not returning home for a month. It was imperative for Lijuan to bring Yaping home. That day she was bumped into by her neighbor Xiao Huamu's mother while hooking her shoulders on the street. Lijuan expected that her mother would know before she got home. "You little brat is so bold now! Take a little white man to roam the streets, who is he? You don't even talk about it when you come back, don't get rich, and everyone loses money." Talk. He’s serious about crushing her boyfriend.” “Who? Boss? American green card? Xiaokai?” "Why are you so vulgar?! Speaking of it, it's going abroad, money, nothing else. It's the working class. Ordinary people." "Oh! Help me! Do you have something in your head? Throwing a brick on Huaihai Road hit ten people, five bosses, and four foreigners. How did you take home the only one who was nothing? Fang, who looks like a chamber pot, has caught a foreigner. I think she probably knows nothing except I LOVE YOU, goodbye, hello and body language. Those who look like that have married to the United States. I will support you When you go to college, you don’t even wash your handkerchief, and you end up with a countryman! I think you’ve read up to your asshole. It’s true that the more you read, the more rusty your brain will be. What’s he doing?” "Computers. Graduated from Jiaotong University." "Graduating from Jiaotong University is great. Throwing a brick on Huaihai Road, five of them are engaged in computers, and four are engaged in foreign trade. It is either Jiaotong University or Fudan University. This can blind you?" "Why do you keep throwing bricks on Huaihai Road? One point They are not environmentally friendly. If I talk about someone, I want you to take care of them? If I like it, I like it. You can find what you want by yourself! I don’t even look at your belly. I buy pants with three X’s, just like you. You have requirements for other men. You have the ability, you can seduce foreigners, how can you find my dad? Just know how to brag." Li Juan was born in a petty citizen's family, but she always longed to get rid of the messy environment in her heart. Don't tiptoe through the sewage-flowing vegetable farm every day; don't want to hear the neighbor's fart clearly; Squeeze a room with your parents until you go to college; don't want all the neighbors' parents and neighbors to be clear.What's more, she doesn't want her mother to catch this or that rape with the neighbor's sister-in-law in the middle of the night like a thief, and then everyone in the alley will know about it the next day. When she was young, she was the monitor of her class. Her parents were middle school teachers. The little girl was gentle and quiet.The squad leader has a piano at home, was sent to learn ballet since he was a child, and most importantly, has his own study and bedroom!Let Li Juan be envious! From then on, Li Juan hoped that she could learn to be as well-bred as the monitor, and didn't want her identity as an alley to be recognized by others, for this reason, she secretly imitated the monitor for a long time. "I will definitely leave the alley in the future. The little Shanghai men in the alley will not be considered for bargaining for a few cents." This is the basic requirement of Li Juan to find a partner. "Damn girl, do you know what it means to keep pace with the times? Back then, your father was considered to be in good condition! He had a formal job, skills, and no mother. When I found him, I was still jealous! At that time If you are not happy to go abroad, if you are, you think I can't find it? If I find it, there will be you, a little prodigal loser? Is it for your own good that my old lady gave you directions and requests? Is it because I am afraid that you will marry him? Suffer in the future? How much is his salary?" "It's not time to ask yet! How can I have the nerve to ask someone?" "You dare to talk about this without asking clearly? Look at his clothes, squint your eyes, and estimate the outfit is almost the same. Do you have savings at home? Do you have a house?" "I don't know. What do you want to know? You write a note, and I will ask him one by one. After asking clearly, ask him to sign and send it to you." "That's no need, you bring it over next week, and my old lady will have a trial for you, and I understand everything." "Go, go, I'll scare you away later." "What's the point of scaring this kind of thing away?" Lady Li Juan raised her eyes to see Li Juan's displeased expression, and added, "Don't worry, how many years has your old lady been in trouble? This matter can't be solved, I The turtle crawls upside down." When Yaping came to Yaping for the first time, Li Juan's mother even went to the small shop at the door to spend 10 yuan to blow-dry her hair. Li Juan's father was also happy to cook the special eel paste soup and salt and pepper small yellow croaker.Yaping climbed up the steep wooden stairs with his head down, smelling the smell of moldy wooden boards mixed with wild cat excrement and urine, and came to the pigeon nest of Li Juan's house.The room is not big, a big house with a small cubicle separated from my own home, things are full of things, but it is messy but not messy, clean and refreshing.The furniture in the room looks like it was pieced together from different ages. There are camphor wood boxes on the small attic built on the roof, and a 29-inch color TV set on the gap between the chest of drawers and the sundry cabinet.At first glance, it looks like an ordinary family who is not well-to-do. "Come on, sit down! Xiao Li, right?" "Aunt!" "My house is small, I'm sorry. The house in Shanghai is like this! Our house is not bad, the first floor is half an old Liu's house, three generations live together for decades! But our location is good! You can walk to Huaihai for a walk Lu, now the demolition has been demolished to a large assembly site, and it will be our house in two years! Don’t underestimate this house! If you don’t have a three-bedroom house, I won’t move!” Li Juan’s mother said Raising one's social status means that one's own family can be regarded as an urban petty bourgeoisie. Yaping smiled shyly. "Your accent sounds like a northerner?" "Well, my home is in Mudanjiang." "What river?" "Mudanjiang." "Where is Mudanjiang? Is it far from Beijing?" Li Juan's father couldn't help interjecting: "Peonies! Henan peony flowers! That place called Wu Zetian where all the peony flowers bloom! Don't you know?" Yaping hurriedly said, "It's not the peony flowers in Henan, but Mudanjiang City in Heilongjiang Province." "Only you can! You know about peony, but you are wrong? Cook your food properly, don't go up and down! Ouch! Heilongjiang! Where is that? It's so far away! How did you come here? Is it? It’s not easy! Do you have relatives here?” "No, I passed the college entrance examination." "It's not easy! If there is no one in Shanghai, I will definitely not be able to stay." "No! I just applied for it during the talent recruitment." "What unit are you in? I know you work on computers. This job is very popular, but there are too many people who learn from it." "Shanda Company, a company engaged in computer games." "Oh, games? Children play? I know, there are many Internet cafes in front of our house, and a large group of punks are playing this. Killing games, shooting games, ping-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong. How do you make money?!" "I don't understand this. I'm in technology. I really don't understand the market." "Technical people eat hard. Like Li Juan's father, he is busy and happy when he is free. His father's shipyard, once a ship comes back for repairs, he stays up for days and nights! But the income It's okay, even though you're not rich, you won't starve to death. How about you? Are you busy?" "Very busy." "Young people, it's better to be busy. What you learn is your own, and if you are busy, you can earn a lot of money! Now you are not afraid of being busy, but afraid of being idle. Are you treated well?" "It's okay, five or six thousand a month." "Five or six thousand? That's not much! Is it like this after graduating from university? Xiao Wu next door rents out, and even if he works hard for a month, he can still earn this amount! Too much reading is a loss! It's better to work early and make money earlier. What's the point of reading too much?" , you say no?" Yaping nodded awkwardly, not knowing how to answer. "Study doesn't make money, so you still refused to go to a technical school when I wanted to go to a technical school?" Li Juan made a rescue for Yaping. "Oh, you can't talk like that! Your old lady has good eyesight. If you really went to a technical school back then, wouldn't any factory you were assigned to go bankrupt? Girls, if you study well, you can climb high! Otherwise, why would a carp jump over the dragon's gate? If you can read, I naturally want you to read. If you can't read, you have to become a worker." "Where are your parents, what kind of work do they do? Are you in good health?" "Ordinary workers. The factory is in a downturn, my mother retired, and my father retired early. There is also an older sister in the family who works in Harbin." "Oh." After Lijuan's mother finished "oh", her face suddenly sank.I no longer have nothing to say, and I started to busy myself with my own affairs. "Li Juan, I'm done making your dad so busy! What time is it and the meal is still open? The guests are waiting impatiently. The dishes are no longer young or old, as long as there is something to eat. It's not a big guest." Li Juan looked at her mother with her eyes, "It's better to cook rice in boiling water, it's the most economical." "There's nothing wrong with cooking rice in boiling water. You don't know how expensive food is if you are not in charge of the family. When you get married, you have to accompany the house and furniture. How can you not save it from your mouth? You will have to eat boiled rice in the future. You I chose something good." Li Juan's mother spoke in Shanghai dialect. "The eyes are dark and the eyes are not big! Picking and picking such a thing, what's good about him? Isn't he born to look better? Taller?" Yaping stepped out before the door was closed, Li Juan's mother said cried out. "He's not bad, unlike those dandies and playboys, they are quite honest and obedient to people. The key to finding a man is to be easy to use. You find a Shanghai Xiaokai, and you have money. Bring a woman back today, and bring her back tomorrow. Isn’t it annoying when a child comes back? Besides, he is a foreigner, far away from his parents, isn’t it the same as my father who had no father or mother back then? Isn’t he your son most of the time? I like his character the most, not at all Petty, not like some Shanghai men, chasing after their butts all day, asking about big and small things, even stuffing sanitary napkins into the wife's bag, "What time are you back at night? Who called you just now? The one who called you just now Do you know the smiling man? What do you want to eat at night?’ It’s a question like this all day long, not a man at all. I keep my mobile phone with him, and if a man asks for me, he will just pass it over and don’t ask any more questions. Liberty, freedom, do you understand? Where can I find such a man? Besides, Yaping is really handsome! Take it out and look good! Like Lu Yi! I have a good face too!" "If you want to live in the future, can your character be used as a few old people's heads? My old lady's life experience, I will pass it on to you for free: A man must have ability, don't try to look good, but show character! Good looks cause trouble! Personality makes trouble! Is Napoleon short? The king A handsome man is a fool, a beautiful woman is a vase, how much can a vase be sold for, and a fool is worth a fart! Do you understand what I said?" "Isn't Yao Ming tall, handsome, and rich? You just talk about the short one." "Yao Ming? I want you to marry me. Are you good enough for him? Ye Li is 1.8 meters tall and is caught in her armpit." Next, you just put your arms around your waist on stilts. You just talk nonsense. Let me tell you, don't talk about this marriage! You break it off as soon as possible!" "It's okay to cut it off. You just need to raise me and my grandson." Li Juan watched TV and ate melon seeds without blinking. "Ah?! What are you talking about? You fucking girl! You...! Oops! I'm such a money loser! Stick it on people. What should I do now!" Lijuan got married in this way smoothly.In his pocket, he also abducted 100,000 yuan of marriage money from his parents and brother.Of course, the little one in the belly was lying to her mother.When Niang came to her senses, Li Juan's certificate was also received, and the down payment was also paid.Everything is done. "Yaping! There are not many daughters in Shanghai who marry daughters like ours. Doesn't everyone go well? Not to mention the five-star hotels with hundreds of tables for banquets, there are also many places around Europe and Southeast Asia. We But I didn't ask for anything. My Lijuan married you, and all the household items are accompanied by her natal family. As a mother, I don't want you, so I just want my daughter to be happy and not angry. I hope you will treat her well in the future, don't Be a treasure in our family, and be a grass in your house. We will go over the oil bottle at home and become an old mother in your house. After marriage, you are a man, so you have to do more housework, understand?" Yaping made a solemn promise in front of his mother-in-law.Women are meant to hurt. "Brain worker! Your mouth is so dry that you can get angry. How about a cup of tea?" Li Juan ordered while holding the remote control in her hand.Yaping brought the tea over, put a wooden cushion on the coffee table, and put it in place. "Hot! Drink later." "Thank you Brain Worker, you are the most hardworking brain worker in the world, I want to send you a big red flower, pin it on your little handle!" Li Juan put her arms around Yaping's thigh and rubbed her head back and forth .Yaping strokes Lijuan's hair. Basically, it was Li Juan who enslaved Yaping after marriage.This kind of enslavement, Li Juan handles it just right, if it is too much, it will cause disgust, if it is too little, it will cause alienation.This kind of slavery makes Yaping feel very useful, and he is willing. If one day he does not enjoy this kind of slavery, he will feel a little disappointed, and even ask: "Are you tired, do you want to squeeze your shoulders?" "Damn! Stay away, I can't see through your hard work? Where are your shoulders? You didn't pinch your shoulders twice, but your fingers went to the front. I won't pinch your shoulders today. But you can pinch your feet." Ah." After Lijuan finished speaking, she handed her white, tender and pink feet with blood vessels to Yaping's mouth.Yaping is close to each other. "It stinks, it stinks!" "Then, go pour the basin of footwashing water! It will be fragrant after washing." Yaping would go to get a basin of lukewarm footwashing water, and take a towel by the way on the shoulders. It's really a matter of meeting everyone, the two are evenly divided, and each has a hand.For example, if the two rarely cook a meal at home, Li Juan will do the chopping first.After the vegetables are selected, wash and cut into neat sections. "Yaping, the real chefs are all in charge of the knife, and the ones standing at the stove are all small roles. You see, after I have played the leading role, I will give you the supporting role now, and I will give you a chance to show your face. I can't always let you do it. Extras!" Li Juan verbally said that she would not suffer at all. After eating, Yaping must be washing the dishes.This was agreed before marriage. "I can't wash it. Once I wash my hands, I'll be finished. I'll turn into an old loofah. When you touch my hand, it's like your left hand touching your right hand. I'll always keep my hand clean, so that you can feel anything when you touch it. " But when Yaping was washing the dishes, Lijuan would take a broom to sweep the kitchen floor and wipe the pots and tables. The two agreed to clean up once a week, the manual work was assigned to Yaping, and the technical work was assigned to Lijuan.The division of labor is natural, there has never been any disputes, and the cooperation is perfect, just like the husband and wife in the previous life. This balance was broken on the first day the in-laws arrived. After the mother-in-law walked around the house upstairs and downstairs, she began to take out the big bags and small bags, put the things back neatly, and stuffed them into a suitable space by herself.The father-in-law, on the other hand, has been sitting at the dining table smoking. Seeing her father-in-law smoking fiercely, Li Juan murmured inwardly. "If the cigarette butts fall on the linen, the 500 yuan will be ruined. I have to hurry to get a glass plate in two days. No, I will go tomorrow." "Mom! Let's go out to eat! You are tired too, go to bed early after dinner, we have to go to work tomorrow." Li Juan said. "What are you doing out there? Just eat at home! You're not an outsider. Eat whatever you want." Li Juan was embarrassed at once, and looked at Yaping for help.The refrigerator at home is empty, and I happened to clean up all the burnables last night. "I don't have anything to eat at home. I'm not prepared. I plan to wait for you to come and go shopping together to see what suits your appetite. I won't eat at home today. Let's do it tomorrow!" Yaping said. "What are you talking about! Mom is here, how can I let my child still eat outside? I am a personal cook, a nanny with a meal ticket. You all go to rest, let me take a look, and have some in the evening What. Go! Don't worry about it." "Okay then, Lijuan, look at what Mom needs, and hand it over. I haven't finished my work yet, so I'm going upstairs." Yaping turned and left. Li Juan stood behind her mother-in-law in the way, and followed her around in circles. "Do you have a face?" "I don't know. Yaping, do you have noodles at home?" Li Juan shouted loudly.There was no movement upstairs. Li Juan stood at the stairs and stretched her neck, shouting: "Yaping! Yaping!" Yaping rushed down from the stairs. "Do you have a rolling pin?" "It seems not. Yaping! Yaping!" Yaping rushed downstairs again. "Where's the pepper?" "Yaping? Has our family bought pepper before?" Yaping rushed downstairs again. On the first night, the family ate braised noodles with scrambled eggs in soy sauce. When washing dishes, Yaping was liberated because he didn't snatch his mother. "You go, you go! A big man, why do you wash the dishes! Stand in the kitchen and get in the way! Go busy with you. Li Juan doesn't have to be busy, you go too! Go watch TV. I can handle it by myself. " Lijuan said politely, and happily rushed to the living room to get the remote control. "Dad, let's watch TV together?" Li Juan asked her father-in-law.The father-in-law coughed twice and said, "No need. I don't watch foreign TV. I'm going up to rest." The mother-in-law stuck her head out from the kitchen, knocked on the bowl and said, "Li Juan! Look, there is not even a bowl for noodles in this house, and all the bowls look like wine cups. You can't lie on the edge of the pot and drink it? Your dad had a dinner, filled it 14 times, and it disappeared as soon as he opened his mouth. You have to live in a way, tomorrow you tell me, where is there a grocery store nearby, and I will buy some big pots Bowl and saucer." "Oh! There is a supermarket nearby. I'll bring it back after work tomorrow!" "No! You don't know what size to buy. Write down the address and I can find it myself." Lijuan sat watching TV.The mother-in-law walked around the living room with a rag.Wipe the legs of the table for a while, wipe the shelf of the coffee table for a while, and stand in front of the TV and carefully dig the gap of the radiator to completely block the entire screen.Lijuan twists and turns to capture the picture. "I'm not in your way, am I?" The mother-in-law turned half of her body apologetically, leaving some light for Li Juan. "Mom, we just cleaned it yesterday, you should rest too! Let's watch together." "I don't watch TV. It's a waste of electricity and hurts my eyes. Children get myopia, and old people get cataracts. Besides, there's only so much time in a day. It's time-consuming to just sit there and do nothing. Who will do the work?" When Yaping took me around the house just now, I felt around, and there were dark ashes. Look at your house, it looks bright and bright, and the toilet is full of old dirt. I can’t even sit down. It's not a public toilet outside. This is like a big girl with yellow flowers. On the surface, she looks fresh and beautiful, and she goes out without wiping the gums from the corners of her eyes. I tidy up when I have free time these two days. You children, you haven’t lived as a family yet, and you don’t have a job in your eyes. You have to rely on the old to take it slowly. I was also taught by my mother-in-law before.” The mother-in-law has already wiped the screen, and she is still pointing at the screen. Breathe hot air, rub hard with a rag, and take nail-picking, thumb-rubbing, saliva spraying and other strict measures to deal with stubborn dust.Seeing that Li Juan was trembling with fear, goose bumps ran all over her body. Li Juan didn't see why in the whole film.And when passing by the TV, I always smell a sour smell of saliva, of course it is probably a psychological effect. "I'm asleep! You should also go to bed early." The mother-in-law came out of the kitchen, turned off the light, and beat her waist with her hands. "Goodbye." Lijuan stood up and nodded, "I'll wait for Yaping to finish his work, and then I will use the computer to catch up on a manuscript." On this day, Yaping never went down the stairs from the time he went upstairs after eating to when his mother fell asleep.So strange. The sharp call of the alarm clock pierced Lijuan's dream and reached the nerve center.Without even opening her eyes, Li Juan slapped the alarm clock like killing an annoying mosquito, and continued to dream.Where did you just do it? Oh!Banknotes, banknotes are scattered all over the floor of the bank, and I want to squat down to pick them up.Keep going, keep picking. “丽鹃啊！闹铃响过了。” 捡了一张，倒霉，是一块的。要找100的。 “丽鹃！要迟到了。” 警察要来了，动作要快。 “丽鹃。”婆婆站在床边，推了推,“孩子可怜的，半夜才睡，这一大早又得起。要上班啊！怎么办呢?丽鹃。” 丽鹃突然一个挺身，直直地坐起来，眼睛都没睁开就往厕所跑。一推门，听见里面“咔咔咔”公公咳嗽的声音，吓得转头就退了，边退边喊：“我没睁眼睛啊！一直闭着的。”再冲到楼下的厕所。使劲儿将眼睛撑开一条缝，突然就愣住了：衣冠楚楚的亚平正坐在餐桌边上就着酸菜吃干饭。 “丽鹃赶紧洗，洗完了吃早饭。”婆婆叮嘱。 “妈，我们早上不吃干饭的，就喝豆浆或者牛奶。你怎么一大早就做干饭啊?”“是哪！我就是说，你们这里米可不咋地。我下回来背点儿东北米，叫你瞅瞅啥是真正的大米。到时候你就知道早饭吃干的也美。”老太太拉开架势要跟丽鹃叙话了，身体斜靠在楼下卫生间的门边。 “来不及了。妈！要迟到了，麻烦你让一让，我连刷牙都不能放牙膏了。”丽鹃说，10分钟之内洗漱完毕换上套装踩上高跟鞋，手里攥着梳子就上路了。 “哎！哎！哪能不吃早饭?胃要坏了！这孩子！一上午呢！”婆婆还追。