Chapter 7 7. Our day

Wake up, get up, comb your hair, go downstairs, Have a drink, find clothes, get a hat, Going upstairs to smoke, someone talking, I am falling asleep. - The Beatles, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band There is only the sun and no leaves, we stay in the room all day long, we don’t look out the window, we don’t yawn, the washing machine in the bathroom is full of stale socks, dirty sheets, and we always oppose hiring hourly workers every day Or the nanny does housework because he doesn't like strangers walking around in his private space and touching his underwear, ashtray or slippers, but we are getting lazy, it is best not to eat three meals a day .

"Just take in 2,790 kcal of calories, 1,214 IU of vitamin A, and 1,094 mg of calcium a day." Tian Tian said, shaking several bottles of pills in his hand. According to his opinion, these green, white , Pale yellow modern technological biological products are sufficient to provide the nutrition needed by the human body. "In order to increase the taste, it can also be mixed with fruit juice, yogurt, etc." Said Tiantian earnestly. I believe that every word he said is true, but that will definitely make people crazy and make people weary of the world.I would rather order takeaway from Little Sichuan every day.Although that is expensive and not tasty.

He urged me to write like a foreman every day.He kept drawing in another room. He drew little leopards, distorted human faces, goldfish bowls... Gradually, he bought a lot of Yiershuang underwear from the supermarket and painted them directly with acrylic paint.After dinner, we showed our works to each other, and I read to him excerpts from my novel, among which I deleted a passage that made him laugh out loud. It was a "conversation between a female patient and a male psychologist": "I hate my husband, he's like a pig." "In the bed or under the bed?" "He has no head, he just wants to mess around. I believe that even a ewe on the grass will not be spared. One day I will not be able to control myself, and I will castrate him, like the famous one in Virginia, USA 7 years ago. Like Lorena Bobbit, the heroine of the eunuch case."

"Do you really think so?" "My God, men are so self-righteous! What do you think women are? A beautiful toy that is submissive? It seems that analysts can't solve the problem, and money is spent on idiots." "What did you say?" "Do you have any insight? I can't stand being fooled anymore." "If you think I can't do it, please feel free! Please close the door when you go out." "Oh, I can't take it anymore, they are all pigs!" She screamed and ran out. "This kind of dialogue is really vulgar, a farce." Tiantian said with a smile, "but it's very funny."

I tried to put on a white T-shirt drawn by Tiantian, a cartoon big-faced cat, which looked very good, and many underwear had pictures of the moon, lips, eyes, sun, and beautiful women.There are dozens of sets of such handicrafts piled up on the sofa. "We can find a place to sell these works," I said. "Do you think anyone would like it?" "Try it, it's very interesting anyway, if you can't sell it, give it to a friend." I am afraid of embarrassment every day, so I dare not go to the street to sell.We chose to go to the nearby East China Normal University campus.The campus feels very good, fresh, green and tidy.It always gives people an illusion of being isolated from the world. Of course, this is just an illusion. The ivory tower also has windows to the outside world. Many students wear BP machines and mobile phones and work outside, especially many female college students are engaged in some ambiguous occupations. They sell their youth and wisdom for material pleasures.When I was still studying at Fudan University, the social situation hadn’t developed so fast. At most, I could watch the female college student model team walking on the stage in Xianghuitang. Really set up your own electronic network.

We picked a roadside lined with small grocery stores next to the playground to do business.It was time for dinner, and the students went to the cafeteria with their lunch boxes. When they passed by, they all looked at us curiously, and some people squatted down to look at our goods carefully and asked the price.Everything was answered by me, and I kept silent every day. "T-shirt 60, underwear 40." "It's too expensive!" they said, bargaining unceremoniously.I don't give in, because the low price is a disrespect to the daily artistic labor.It was getting dark, and the students rode their bicycles to the classroom for night self-study, and no one was playing ball on the playground.

"I'm very hungry," Tiantian said in a low voice, "If you forget it, go home." "Wait a little longer," I took out a piece of chocolate from my pocket and gave him a cigarette, "wait 10 minutes and see." At this time, a beautiful dark-skinned man who looked like George Michael came over with his arms around a white girl wearing glasses, "Hello, art underwear, very cheap." I greeted him in English, and I had to Be bold and confident, even though my mother asked me to go to the bakery to buy a piece of bread when I was a child, it would make me nervous, and the little hands holding the money were sweaty.

"Did you draw it yourself?" The white girl looked at our products and smiled, "It's really cute." Her voice was round and moving, and there was something intelligent in her eyes, "It was drawn by my boyfriend." I pointed Refers to every day. "He draws very well, a bit like Mori Diggani, or Matisse," said the girl. Tian Tian looked at her happily, "Thank you." He said, and then whispered to me, "Sell it to her at a lower price. This foreigner is very nice." I pretended not to hear, and sweetly looked at the pair of black and white foreign students. Couple laughing.

"Moya, what do you think?——I want to buy them all." The girl said and began to take the wallet. The man named Moya had a majestic chieftain's demeanor on his dark face, and he might have come from a certain area in Africa.He put his arms around the girl considerately, "Let me do it." He also took out a stack of 100 yuan, and the white girl insisted on paying by herself. Before leaving, she smiled and said, "Thank you, I hope to see you again in the future." After receiving nearly 1,000 yuan, I jumped up every day, hugged me and kissed me, and said in surprise and excitement, "I can actually make money. I didn't know that before."

"Yes, you are an amazing person. You can do many things successfully if you want to." I encouraged him. We ate at nearby restaurants with a voracious appetite, and even sang love songs in English in the karaoke boxes with poor acoustics. "My dear, if you lose your way, I'll be there for you, my dear, if you're scared and hurt, I'll be there for you..." An old Scottish ballad.