Chapter 38 Unspoken rules of going home

There is no one in the dormitory, and the self-righteous home is still occupied by doves and magpies. There is no place to go, so I can only return to my hometown where I was born and raised.I was wearing a crumpled little dress, and I was wearing high-heeled shoes without heels. With a look of grief and indignation, it was very attractive to watch... When I was on the train, there were two obscene uncles sitting next to me, with a strange smell on their bodies, and they looked at me from time to time.After a while, someone took out a counterfeit mobile phone and played a song repeatedly at a shocking volume. Inside, a singer sang heartbreakingly: "Be beaten~ get hurt~ get hit~ get hurt~"

I have listened to it dozens of times, and looking at my body as if I have been ravaged by someone, I feel that he is insinuating and laughing at me.So under the domination of the impulsive devil, I just took the case, and Master Kang's instant noodles on the table trembled twice: "Who was beaten? You were the only one who was beaten, and your whole family was beaten!" The uncle had a fleshy face, and looked at me from the corner of his eyes. The muscles on his face were beating, and he seemed to be angry.But in the end, under my sharp eyes, I turned off the phone and died down.

I sat down with only low shoes left, and deeply understood, what if there are no high heels?Sister Yu, the key lies in momentum! But this momentum dissipated the moment I saw my mother's impatient face when the door opened, leaving only a grievance.With tears in my eyes, I stretched out my paws and was about to hug her deeply, my lips trembled and made a long sound: "Mom~~" Before I hugged her, she was called back by the poker players waiting behind, don't ask me Why did you come back and didn't even look at me at all.I walked back to my room alone, lying on the bed without knowing what to think, and took out the phone from my bag, only to see Uncle Daoming's powerful face on the screen.

Not even a text message or a missed call... Panicked in my heart, I grabbed the pillow and covered my face firmly. After covering it for a while, my hand slowly slid down. After these seven or eight hours of tossing, I fell asleep exhausted... It was already late at night when I woke up, and the room was completely dark.The door of the room opened suddenly, and the person turned on the light with a "snap", and a burst of white light hurt my eyes. I squinted and saw my mother walking over with a plate. Putting the plate on the bed, she yelled like feeding a pig: "Come and eat."

I was really hungry, so I sat up, grabbed the freshly fried shrimp and devoured it. My mother looked at me with a kind of unloving eyes, and she seemed to mention it casually: "Are you blowing up with that taxi driver?" I almost choked to death, and looked at her in horror: "You...you know?" She breathed out from her nostrils: "You want to hide it from me even with your little thoughts? Don't forget, you are a piece of flesh that I pulled out alive more than 20 years ago." =.= I ignored her last sentence, wondering: "Then why didn't you expose me on the spot?"

She also picked up a dried shrimp and put it in her mouth to chew, her voice was muffled: "Although he is low-level now, he looks like he will be an upstart in the future. Besides, he even went to give me a special gift, which means that he still treats you well." If I'm more serious, I'll just turn a blind eye." I looked at her with resentment: "Since you opened your eyes and saw that he was a monster, you should have knocked me out with a stick and brought me back." Then I can still imagine at home that we are sentient beings separated by persecution for family reasons People, at least with good memories, are a hundred times better than they are now.

My mother squinted at me: "Anyway, you're coming back obediently now, your old lady, I know that the two of you are not going to end well." Although the facts are correct, I was still angry: "Why?" My mother continued to fill her mouth with dried shrimps, and did not forget to analyze: "You are just like your father in front of me in front of him. You are the master who will never stand up. We will eat you to death. If you eat your heart and lungs For you, you will be happy, but if we have a crooked mind, you will have no place to cry." I pursed my lips and remained silent. After a long time, my mother came over curiously: "Is what I said so thought-provoking? It took you so long to think about it?"

I looked at her seriously with an expression of enlightenment: "I finally understand, so everything I did today was caused by you." I pointed angrily: "You didn't choose a good father for me!" Gene. "Crack!" My mother slapped me on the forehead, her brows were erected: "Blame me?! Why didn't you say that you didn't inherit my essence and inherited your father's dross!" I was sluggish again, and sighed: "Except for the genetic mutation, I guess I'm dead. Mom, what do you think I should do now?" I am already a working man with nothing at both ends.

She took out a tissue and wiped her oiled hands, and said calmly: "Since you're back, don't think about the past. Let your dad see if there is any job tomorrow, and then go on a blind date in the afternoon." =.= Going on a blind date tomorrow afternoon?This is really smooth enough... Unexpectedly, my mother is not a person who talks casually, and immediately took out a stack of photos from her pocket for me to choose.In the middle of the night, our mother and I sat cross-legged on the bed to pick a man.But no matter how you look at it, it's not pleasing to the eye. Some people are not as tall as Song Ziyan, some people are not as big as Song Ziyan, some people have a nose that is not as straight as Song Ziyan, and some people have a smile that is not as sinister as Song Ziyan...

It's wrong to look left and right, my mother finally got impatient, and gave me another idea: "Choose a good son-in-law for me, don't pretend to be a strong daughter again!" Enlightenment!Wow! that's right!Dare I, a mistress, set up a chastity archway for an adulterer? ! So sarcasm, I'm pissed off.Put aside all distracting thoughts and look at the photo, and finally put ten fingers on the face of a person with a bright smile: "That's him!" As the saying goes, the best way to get over a relationship is to start a new one.In addition, in the photo, this person has sword eyebrows and starry eyes, thick hair, and a straight face, which is quite heroic.With the freshness of the first blind date, I still dressed up deliberately, and walked to the restaurant that my mother and the other party's mother had made an appointment in the morning.

Entering the door, I looked around, but found no one. I turned around again, and a person in a corner raised his hand to signal to me. I walked over to have a look, and I was very surprised!This person is not very old, but the hair on the top of his head has begun to fall out, his eyes are dull, his eyebrows are stretched across his face, and he looks terminally ill.Dare to admit the wrong person, I was about to leave, he had already stopped me: "Qin Qing, right?" He also raised the newspaper in his hand-our connection code. Looking at his three-point similarity and seven-point out-of-shape face in the photo, I can't help but understand: PS is really too powerful! ! I don't remember what I ate for this meal, so I just focused on studying the uncanny PS technology in front of his face.After the meal, I have a rough statistic, just his face turned into that photo, it is impossible to succeed without a Wandao program.I was distracted by his face that had been tempered and tempered in the later stage, and I heard him keep calling me: "Qin Qing, Qin Qing!" I came back to my senses and opened my mouth. He asked seriously: "I just told a joke, why didn't you laugh?" Bite!Guilty, guilty, I quickly opened my mouth wide "hahahahaha" a few times, covered my stomach again, and looked at him very seriously: "Laughed, I laughed, my stomach hurts from laughing." He was very satisfied: "Then let me tell you another one." =.= If I didn't hear it just now, it was considered rude, then I wish I could be rude 10,000 times now.After he finished telling three more jokes one after another, I felt as if I had been sprayed by a frost dragon, and my whole body was white and clean.I said, big brother, it’s too disrespectful not to ask you to be a spokesperson for down jackets. It’s useless to put up a stage and model on the pedestrian street every day. Out of stock quickly.You should be the best candidate to be invited by Obama to give a speech, and to stimulate domestic demand in the United States through cold-proof products and lead the world out of the financial crisis! exaggerate? NO!Look at my sincere little eyes, believe me, you are right, you definitely have this ability! This overqualified savior finally let me go, and I tremblingly took advantage of the last half of my life to return home. When I got home, my mother was still building the Great Wall and had no time to ask me.I went back to the room first, threw myself on the bed and pulled a quilt to wrap myself up.The phone rang suddenly, and I eagerly picked it up, and when I saw the screen, I felt a little depressed.It was the savior just now. The text message was simple and three words: "I am quite satisfied with you." My scalp was numb for a while. According to the extent of my distraction just now, his ideal partner might be an inflatable doll, but he replied tremblingly: "Thank you." He replied: "Well, the jokes I tell are so profound that most people can't comprehend them. You are one of the rare people who have reached the level of appreciation." I embarrassed: "You are so ridiculous, I am just arty..." He said: "It doesn't matter, you can teach a child, and with my guidance in the future, it is still possible to understand the fur." Still furry... I was just about to say something again, don’t talk about your furry, even a naked old lady is not interested, my mother’s loud voice is already howling outside: "Qin Qing, open the door!" I understand that when they play cards, they don't want to move. It's up to me to pour water and open the door. Putting the phone back in my pocket, I walked out to the living room door, turning the handle, smiling and being polite. I opened halfway, and I just stood there in a daze, the corners of my raised mouth froze on my face. Standing outside the door was Song Ziyan with a stern expression. I looked at him, he looked at me, no one spoke, just for a long while, I looked down at the handle I was still holding, decided to pretend that nothing happened, took a step back naturally, and then "Damn it! "Close the door. But after all, there was a little boiling in my heart, and I couldn't keep the egg, so I went back to the living room to feel around, and didn't want to go back to the room.Mom looked at me strangely: "Who is it?" I replied: "I found the wrong door." I was afraid that she would find it weird, so I just sat on the sofa with an apple knife and peeled the apple in my hand again and again. After a while of silence, the doorbell began to ring regularly again. I pretended not to hear, and continued to peel apples, my mother yelled: "Open the door!" I looked at her sincerely, with an extremely serious expression: "Mom, don't worry, this is an illusion, all this is an illusion!" "Crack!" Mom threw a slipper over: "I'm hallucinating, it's so noisy, open the door!" I touched my nose that might have been flattened and went to open the door aggrieved. Sure enough, it was still him. I never dared to let him in, so I had to go out by myself. He still didn't speak, just looked at me with a stern expression, and I succumbed to the pressure, I lowered my head and didn't dare to move.But after thinking about it, it was clear that I was not the one who was wrong, so I puffed up my chest and looked at him aggressively. After staring wide-eyed and small-eyed for a while, he spoke first: "Why did you run back all of a sudden?" I raised my eyebrows: "I'm happy, I'm happy, why don't you go home and have a look?" He pursed his lips and asked, "When will you go back?" I couldn't help but look at him with contempt, you said how can you, an adulterer, be as shameless as the hero in Auntie Poor's book? How can you be so upright and upright when you steal someone?It's a pity that I'm not your Holy Mother's mistress, so I couldn't help but snort coldly: "Who are you to me, do you care when I go back?" The veins on his forehead twitched, but they didn't attack. He just reminded: "You didn't resign." I nodded: "I didn't resign, but I'm willing to lose money. If you have anything to do, please contact my lawyer. I'm very busy and I don't have time to chat with you. Walk slowly." With that said, I turned around to open the door and go back. His tone was suppressed: "Come back with me." "Go back?" I turned around, looked at him coldly, and asked me word by word just like he used to: "Are you worthy?" As the saying goes, good will be rewarded with good, and evil will be rewarded with evil. It's not that the time has not come. As the saying goes, the heart of a woman is the needle of the sea. I suddenly realized today that I am simply the three representatives of small nose, small mouth and small eyes.Grabbing the opportunity and not letting it go, the dark little mentality of vengeance. As soon as I said this, I saw his body froze and stared at me in disbelief. I was secretly enjoying myself, but before I could bring a smile to my lips, I saw that his face was ugly, and he slowly raised his hand. I jumped back three steps against the wall in a jerk, looking at his tightly pursed lips, with small flames of anger burning all over my body, out of coercion and inertia, I felt flickeringly scared in my heart.Seeing that he was about to come over as soon as he moved, I jumped over the wall in a panic, remembering the classic scene on TV, and quickly put the murder weapon on my neck: "Don't come over! If you take another step, I will..." He stopped there and looked at the murder weapon in his hand, with a look of contempt on his face: "What about you?" I lowered my head to look at the special fruit knife hanging around my neck, which cut even the root hair, and pursed my mouth: "It's not good." From the corner of my eye, I saw the anti-theft door of my house with a cold light, and the cold and damp wall between the corridors was on my back. .I looked at him with a stern face, and then I glanced at myself holding this fruit knife that couldn't even cut my fingers against my neck without any momentum. Suddenly, I felt something was wrong, something was very wrong. This is in front of my house, and my site is at my disposal, and I don't want a job even if I lose money after I got my graduation certificate.As for the man in front of me, I don't even think about it. Why should I be threatened by him? ! In other words, why should I be afraid of him? !As long as I yell, my mother will immediately rush out with two kitchen knives and unload him. You know, as my mother's property, my dad and I have the obligation to be ravaged by her, but she also has the right to ensure that we are not bullied by outsiders.However, if a husband and wife are kind for a hundred days, Song Ziyan is unkind to me, and I cannot be unrighteous to him.I'm going to blow him away before mom finds out. So I straightened my spine, put down the murder weapon, folded my hands around my chest, changed direction, raised my chin slightly, contemptuously in my eyes, and exhaled from my nostrils: "I want my sister to go back—that's impossible, and I won't give it to you when I go in now." Open this door, dare you keep knocking on the door until you die?" "We can try," he said. Although he could not kill himself by knocking on the door, he could knock until his mother came out and hacked him to death. Looking at his appearance, I believe he has this strength.Fuu, if there is a real disturbance, I can't afford to lose this person in the community.Even if my mother didn't hack him to death, a man as big as he was wandering around the door of my house, and the neighbors would inevitably point fingers when they saw him. I was angry: "Then I'm not at home now, so you can beat me to death here!"