Chapter 22 The sixth level of unspoken rules

Regardless of whether he is really stupid or pretending to be stupid, I have basically confirmed that he loves me to the bone with all his heart.After masturbating (self-comforting) like this, I felt much more comfortable.Since life is Lu (koukou), if you can't resist, just lie down obediently.What's more, Song Ziyan has good physical fitness and excellent skills. Even if he was lured by him, I half-pushed and half-obeyed. Especially the moment I took his card to the bank and came out, I completely regarded him as my man! The so-called mountain has to come to me, so why don't I go to the mountain, not to mention that this mountain is still a gold mine.

As for the man who actively resisted Yishan Yishan, everyone knows that the word "foolish" in front of him has been carried for thousands of years and he can't get rid of it. From an evolutionary point of view, I am definitely much smarter than him. Ever since I was shocked by the string of zeros in the "vegetable money" that Song Ziyan said that day, I have gone farther and farther on the road to nouveau riche.First, he bought a TV with a huge screen for his daily entertainment, and then secretly bought some clothes for himself, but unfortunately, he didn't dare to wear any of them because he was afraid that Song Ziyan would find out.

His memory is so powerful, once I changed into a knitted sweater that I thought was beautiful, and dangled and dangled in front of the mirror.He who was looking at the document said quietly from the side: "Wear that white one." I wondered: "Why?" He said, "Three buttons are missing from this one." =.= I went back and counted them, and sure enough, one was seven and the other was ten. I immediately looked up, he had only untied it a few times, and he knew it better than me, who has been wearing it for two years.Buttons are like this, let alone clothes? !As a current embezzler, I can only feel sad silently looking at the brand-new Chinese clothes at the bottom of the box.

On this day, Xiao Xue called me and I cried and complained, but she also scolded me: "Idiot, you can't let him see you if you wear it secretly!" I was even more sad: "We go to work together in the morning, and get off work together in the evening. When we get home, we don't need to wear clothes after eating and doing things. How can I have a chance?" She was silent for a while, and said, "Being a sister-in-law really doesn't have much chance." It was as if the clouds of positive ions and clouds of negative ions met on a narrow road in the sky. For a moment, the friction of the firestone stimulated a dazzling light, which hit the back of my head like lightning, and my lips trembled: "You...you...what did you call me just now? ?!"

She called out again: "Sister-in-law." My head was dizzy for a while, and I was speechless and asked the sky: "You...you...why do you call me that?!" She said slowly: "Tell me about the time flow of your life." I slowly recalled: "Get up at seven in the morning and make breakfast." "uh-huh." "Song Ziyan drove us out at eight o'clock, and we officially went to work at half past eight." "continue." "Get off work at five o'clock in the evening." "and then?" "He drives home after get off work, starts cooking at six, eats at 6:30, and finally goes to bed at 10."

She asked, "What other entertainment do you usually have?" I thought about it and asked, "...does it count to watch TV every day after dinner?" She took a breath and started to shout: "Go home after get off work and cook, watch TV after eating, go to bed after watching TV, get up the next day and cook again, go to work, go home, cook... Are you sure you are Just living together, not an old couple who have lived their entire lives to the brim?!" I protested weakly: "...not too old, and still very passionate in certain aspects." She interrupted me and asked: "Tell me, how long has it been since you watched a handsome guy come up with a 1or0 judgment?"

When I mentioned this, I couldn't help crying and complained: "The men on TV are a little more handsome, and Song Ziyan is jealous of their parents who don't let me watch them. I only watch the news every day when I change channels, let alone the reality." She hates iron but steel: "Tell me yourself, you don't look at beautiful men, you don't look at cute handsome guys, you walk around the stove every day, and you don't have the temperament of a loli who is soft and easy to push down. I don't call you sister-in-law. What are you?" One word awakened the person in the dream, and the deafening sound made me enlightened!

It turns out...it turns out that without knowing it, I have been running wildly on the road of women for so long... Never been passionately in love, but now in love, Faye Wong sang this sentence so lingeringly, it made people dream about it.But when it comes to me, even the process of falling in love is directly omitted, and this cluster of fireworks will become ashes without being gorgeous.It's like a river crab that just got out of the water and was picked up and put on the plate. How can you taste the delicious taste of the juicy and meaty meat? I don't want to be a pool of stagnant water, I want a boiling life!Whether it's quarrels, jealousy, struggles, or misunderstandings, the more thunderous the sky, the bloodier, the more sensational, the more exciting.

But Song Ziyan could defeat me with just a small look. I felt that the possibility of arguing with him was too small, so I quickly asked Xiao Xue for advice: "Then what do you think I should do? Can you find a way to make us hysterical?" Scolding you for being cruel, ruthless, and making trouble for no reason, it’s best to end up making a noise like a fighting cock with red eyes and necks stuck, and finally being pressed against the wall by him and kissed in the dark?" She said: "I don't care about those things between you two. I'm calling today to tell you that the admission ticket for the sixth-level exam has been issued, and then I will tell you to get a copy of the test paper."

This explanation is really convenient, why don't you say that I have already applied for your bank card, and you robbed the bank for me by the way?I couldn't help sweating: "Where can I get the paper for you?" She spat at me: "Stupid you, don't you have Song Ziyan by your side, let him smuggle over for a copy." I was sweating even more because of this lawlessness: "Isn't it stipulated that the papers cannot be opened until they arrive at the examination room?" "Regulations?" Xiao Xue raised her voice: "The school still stipulates that you can't skip classes. Don't you still have a good time escaping? In today's society, there are only two kinds of people who still believe in the rules and obey them."

"Which two kinds?" "One is a fool, and the other is a fool who is stupider than a fool." ... I nodded and understood a little bit, but although my thinking has passed the test, considering my status in the family, the specific operation is still difficult: "But only I listen to Song Ziyan, and there is no time for him to listen to my orders." Xiao Xue was already angry: "Why didn't I realize that you are so stupid! Man, after you have a good time, if you blow him the pillow, it is definitely because of you that he doesn't dare to do anything. Falling down in front of the soft jade Wenxiang sugar-coated cannonball, let alone a paper, Song Ziyan won't give you any face?" I thought about it and thought it made sense: "Okay, then I'll give it a try." She said solemnly: "The organization is waiting for your good news." In the evening, after Song Ziyan felt refreshed, I started to implement the plan of blowing the wind around the pillow. Although the three words blowing the wind beside the pillow are common in TV dramas, I really don't know which direction the wind is blowing, so I put half of my face against the pillow, puffed up my cheeks, and looked at Song Ziyan's side face in all directions. The leak test began to blow "puff puff". He touched his face, turned his head and frowned and asked, "What are you doing?" I lowered my head and pouted: "Teacher, the sixth grade is about to pass." "Ok," "I haven't passed the fourth grade yet." "Ok." "You can't graduate without a certificate of Level 4 or Level 6." "Ok." I raised my smiling face with anticipation: "Teacher, can you get the grade six paper earlier?" He thought about it and said, "There shouldn't be any difficulty." I hugged him quickly, and rubbed against his chest a few times: "Thank you teacher!!" "You're welcome." He said lightly, "Because I won't help you." I don't understand: "Why?!" You can save the life of the person next to you with just a little effort. He uttered four words in a righteous and stern manner: "obey the law." =.= Yay bah, you have pneumonia! You simply say that Wang Jingwei is a national hero! The situation is stronger than people, I remembered the trick in Xiaoyan, I rubbed against him with all my strength, and acted coquettishly: "Teacher, if you can't pass the sixth grade, you can't graduate~ You can't just die~" Otherwise, people will be really sad~ I know you are reluctant~" His body began to heat up, and his eyes gradually darkened.I snickered to myself, and continued rubbing and rubbing: "Teacher, you just promised me~~" He turned over and looked at me from top to bottom: "I'll talk about it later." I refused to let go: "I promise now~" He buried his head on my neck and said vaguely, "I can't promise." "Yes" for so long without any results, such a fart doesn't help, and you want to eat sugar-coated cannonballs back?My little universe exploded, I pushed him away violently, pointed to the door and issued an order to evict the guest: "Sleep on the sofa for me!" He was pushed away by me unexpectedly, leaned there, and glanced at me coldly. Do you think I'm afraid of you just by looking at you?That would be too small of me.I would rather die than surrender, picked up my quilt and said harshly: "If you don't go to sleep, I will!" Sleeping under the quilt in the middle of the night and looking at the not-so-full moon outside the window, I wept secretly, what kind of life is it? But thinking about his physical reaction just now, I started to masturbate again (specifically referring to Ah Q’s self-comfort), Xiao Mian, see if I don’t suffocate you to death! The pain was excruciating, and I was in excruciating pain for the next few days. I was facing a set of test papers letter by letter, and half of my hair was scratched off by me.When I went back to school for the exam, Xiao Xue was startled when she saw me: "Didn't you get sucked dry by Song Ziyan?!" I was weak, and raised my blackened eye sockets: "I was ravaged to death by the sixth level, comrade, remember to avenge me." She sighed: "If you talk about this, you will get angry. Song Ziyan is not a thing. He won't even do this little favor." I felt sour and tearful in my heart: "Well, follow him, there is no meat to eat." Xiao Xue patted me on the shoulder sympathetically: "My condolences." When it was time for the exam, I discovered what is the saddest thing for English students, that is, they are familiar with every word, but they don’t know any of them.It's like facing a familiar face, but can't name it when it comes to the mouth.So, I continued to bite the penholder and scratch my hair... There was a soft knock at the door, and I looked up. It was Song Ziyan who walked in. He whispered a few words to one of the invigilators, and the teacher walked out.Savior, savior, I knew that you loved me, and you would not be indifferent to my pain and anxiety these days when you see the cracks in your bones!Kang busy, Beibi, smash me to death with the answer! ! But in the face of my affectionate silent expectation, he didn't even glance at me, he just closed the door and invigilated the exam solemnly.The remaining invigilator was a young female teacher, who greeted her with a smile like a flower, and said something softly with her lips, and Song Ziyan laughed after hearing it. In front of me, the two hooked up with each other in a low voice. My hands are getting tighter and tighter, my hair is almost falling out these few days, you don't have pity on me, and now I'm still in broad daylight, and I'm flirting with my rival, the examinee, in full view!Do you have the awareness that you are my man? !The more I thought about it, the more anxious I became, and the more I thought about it, the more indignant I became, and the sour bubbles in my heart rushed out. My hand became more and more cemented, and as a result, with a sound of "snap!", the pencil in my hand was snapped into two pieces. Everyone in the room looked back at me. Before I could put away my indignant eyes, I met the eyes of the GO man and woman, and quickly shrank my head. Song Ziyan pursed his lips, but there was a smile in his eyes. He said a few more words to the teacher, then turned around, walked to the podium, sat down and looked down at the papers on the table. Xiao Mian, count your winks, otherwise I would still sleep on the sofa today! I felt very relieved immediately in my heart, and couldn't help but look at him a few more times with warm eyes. I have to say that the man in my family is quite human. Although he is a beast behind his back, he is definitely a well-dressed man at school!Take a look at this as-new clothes, this warm smile, this gentle and quiet gaze, this gentle and refined demeanor, even the five fingers that turn the paper are slender and strong. Wait, five fingers? ! Why is his thumb and little finger curled up unnaturally, forming a three-dimensional shape? ! I stared in a daze, but the hand changed quietly, as if it was in the shape of a two again? ! He raised his head, his eyes gliding past me as if nothing had happened, but there seemed to be a little smile on his mouth. With the experience of serving him for so many days, I understand a little bit! ! Three two one four two, CBADB... I was tearful, so let me just say it, although you seem to be very awkward on the surface, but I know you love me to the point of having a cerebral thrombosis between the bones, that's why you rushed to help me so eagerly.Also, thinking of cheating in this way without leaving any evidence, you are so talented! ! Don't worry about the multiple-choice questions, some points will be given for the composition, and the sixth level can basically be established. I waited leisurely until the exam was over, followed him out of the exam room, and thanked him again and again: "General Manager, thank you so much." He raised his eyebrows: "What can I thank you for?" This sentence caught me, poor boy, I don't even have the qualifications to make a promise. He then asked very puzzled and innocently: "Besides, have I done anything for you?" The kid was still shy and refused to admit it. If I didn’t seize such a good opportunity to pry open his golden mouth, I would be a bit of an idiot. I asked, “Aren’t you here to help me? Why do you come to school after you’ve quit your job? Just happened to be at my examination room." He said calmly, "I did come to see you, but I just wanted to take you shopping for clothes." I complained to him: "This reason is too weak, why do you have to go shopping for clothes today." He calmly said, "It's my father's birthday today, I can't let someone who has lost me too much show my eyes." My heart tensed, and I felt a little pity.When I was with Su Yawen in the past, I salivated every day and dreamed of his family, and then I called my aunt and uncle one after another, making the two old hearts blossom, and then loved me very much.In fact, when I talk to Su Yawen, we always call them our parents. Although we are a little joking, deep down we feel that we should be together, and we must be together. But looking at Song Ziyan's side face, it's so obvious that he is him and I am me. A woman's body and heart are sometimes inseparable, so I always feel that he is my man, but sometimes a woman's heart and body are too clearly separated, so I clearly know that I am not his. Looking down at the ground, I muttered, "I won't go." He stopped in his tracks, looked at me for a while, probably thought I was scared, and smiled: "It's just an ordinary family dinner." I stood where I was, shaking my head. He took my hand and said softly, "Don't be afraid, I'm here." Added another sentence: "Grandpa is here, he loves you very much." Thinking of the convulsed old man, thousands of black lines were drawn on my head, I hugged a tree by the side of the road and shook my head violently: "Then I won't go anymore!" After toasting and toasting, looking at me who was obsessed with obsession, his face became weird, and there was a whizzing breeze in every word: "I remember that your reply time is next Thursday, that's right Bar?" Threat, threat, Hong Guoguo's threat, how can you use the same trick twice, and it's still so damn useful!I immediately got out of the big tree's arms, went to hold his arm, and squeezed out a flattering smile: "The general manager has a really good memory!! But I won't bother you about these insignificant things. Let's go shopping for clothes first, lest the eager uncles and aunts wait until the flowers are dry!" He touched my head kindly, and smiled more than I did: "Very filial, very good."