Chapter 3 Hidden rules of job hunting

There was a creak in my heart. Sure enough, I can't tell people behind my back. People who haven't heard from me for a month, why are they showing up now.However, he still raised a hand and greeted him affectionately: "Hi, Mr. Song is good." He looked at me without speaking, until my hands were a little stiff, then he turned his eyes away, flatly, without any emotion, as if he didn't know me, turned his eyes away, turned and walked out. My heart ached, I grabbed Xiao Xue's hand and shook it crazily: "Why?! Why?! Why is this all?!" Xiao Xue asked strangely: "Is your poor grandma possessed?"

My face was ashen ashes: "My heart hurts, it's messed up, it's sad." Xiao Xue reached out to touch my head comfortingly. I was dying and asked her: "You mean, Song Jingui won't change my grade back just because I said a few words about him?" Xiao Xue was stunned, and the dropped hand slapped my head hard, and my whole face was buried in it. It was later learned that Song Ziyan returned to school that day to deal with some trivial matters after resignation.For a week after that day, I reported to the teaching secretary on time every day, checking my grades in a cold sweat.Later, the school even rumored that I had an improper relationship with the teacher, and performed "After School" every day in the sacred and solemn office of the school.For this reason, I faced the ambiguous eyes of the people in the whole department, and the teaching secretary was called over by the counselor to criticize the style of work.

After we got acquainted, the teaching secretary complained to me, smoking a cigarette: "Actually, having an affair with a student is a kind of affirmation of my personal charm. As long as I don't get caught, I don't mind too much. But why is it with What about you? My value has plummeted." It is said that that day, there were gasps and hums from the secretary's office that made people blush and heartbeat.And the next day, suspicious bruises and redness appeared on his neck and arms. Since then, I have become even more famous. Of course, I don't care about the support of these people. The only thing I care about is that after half a month, my score is still a solid 61 points, and I can finally sleep peacefully again.

I was born in sorrow and died in peace. It is useless to expect me to die of exhaustion in this life, and it is still possible to die in ease. If a person can be looked down upon by Xiao Xue, it can be seen that his life has degenerated into this.I was hugging the computer and crying for Dongzi, Xiao Xue snapped the power off and said coldly: "In order not to let you die on the bed, I decided to let you and me go to the job fair." Poor people with few classes in senior year are busy all the time, except for the big papers at the top, those who are busy with postgraduate entrance examinations are busy with postgraduate entrance examinations, those who are busy going abroad are busy going abroad, and those who are busy with work are busy with work.I have no idea about my future, I'm just going to go with the flow and go with the flow--in other words, to break the can.However, Xiao Xue, my usual drinking and meat friend, showed a completely different fighting spirit from mine at this time, shuttling back and forth between various job fairs.

When I arrived at the job fair, I realized that China’s basic national policy of family planning in recent years has never been implemented. I thought the cafeteria at noon was the most densely populated in the world, and the girl at the food window was the most coquettish in the world.When I got here, I realized my short-sightedness and narrow-mindedness. There are not many recruiting units, about 20 are lined up, and most of them are from the sales department of an insurance company.To put it bluntly, it's sales, but to put it bluntly, it's insurance.I muttered: "Is it a little overqualified for us to be a college student to apply for insurance?" While talking, I saw the thick stack of resumes in the hands of the insurance company, and I automatically shut up.I accidentally glanced at the top of the stack of resumes, which was printed with XX University, which symbolizes the sacred and noble, and I automatically lowered my head.

The world is difficult, what is the rarest thing in the 21st century? Work. I really want to go back, but at this moment, Xiao Xue displayed the spirit of a true warrior who looks directly at the bleak life, and went on a rampage, with the resumes in his hands flying all over the sky like snowflakes.I estimate that each company received at least three. I looked at the five impromptu resumes in my hand, and there was a photo of me looking at the world with my eyes drooping and drunk, and I felt very ashamed.The same two people who have learned nothing, why is there such a big gap?So I was determined to get rid of the burden of inferiority and self-abandonment, and bravely took the first step.From high to low, from difficult to easy, I am moving towards the place with the most people, moving forward, and moving forward.

The two sisters sitting at the table have beautiful faces and serious expressions.I grinned at them flatteringly, and put the resumes in my hands neatly in their hands.Just as I was about to exit, I heard one of them yelling, "Hey, wait!" I immediately stood still, turned around and continued to smile flatteringly. One of them asked, "Are you from XX College?" "Yes indeed." "Is there a beautiful girl named Qin in the English department of your school?" I thought about it, and said seriously: "Basically, everyone with the surname Qin is pretty."

"Then let me ask you..." Another person interrupted her: "Don't ask, she can know what it is." He waved his hand and let me go. When I squeezed out of the crowd, there were only four words in my mind, which was inexplicable. Before I starved to death, I still had a bit of backbone. All five resumes were applied to companies that were particularly eye-catching at the job fair, and none of the insurance companies applied.Xiao Xue said that I was too stupid and naive, and the companies I invested in were too awesome. I was not reliable at all. I belonged to the type who would throw it into the trash bin as soon as I saw my resume and the school I graduated from. .

Unexpectedly, the next day, I actually received a call from the most awesome and unreliable company among them. So I dressed up carefully, borrowed a pair of high heels, and went to the interview crookedly. When I joined the company, I felt that I was useless, not to mention the attitude from the front desk to the staff.Just looking at the very elite and reliable people in the corridor, I instantly felt that I had become a lush green leaf, setting off these colorful colors. A girl about my age with a pale face greeted me: "Hey, which school are you from?" I reported myself to the house and asked, "What about you?"

"XX University." As soon as she said it, I thought she was the most beautiful flower in the crowd.She frowned and continued, "I think it might not work this time. I just saw a few postgraduate doctoral students from our school." I swallowed, and began to feel that she, too, had become a green leaf, and I was the smelly cow dung under the flower stem. She obviously relieved her nervousness by talking about it, and said: "At first, I was a little bit sure, but I don't know why news suddenly spread yesterday, saying that their manager interviewed in person."

I asked, "Isn't that bad?" She said: "Their manager came back from abroad. My spoken language is okay to bluff laymen, but it is useless in front of him." I'm silent, I don't even have the capital to fool laymen.When she complained that she couldn't run, I could barely crawl. She smiled at me apologetically: "Please take it for me first, I'm going to the bathroom." I put her bag in my arms and held her small notebook in my hand. I opened the notebook by myself, obviously it was the trace of it being folded when she read it just now.There was a line of words on it: "English interview must answer." I peeked at her before she came back, and quickly memorized the following English sentences secretly like a thief. One by one people went in, and one by one came out. In fact, what people fear is often not the result, but the process of waiting for that result. Death is only a moment, but waiting for death is the most frightening thing.So when the interviewer called my name, I rushed into the examination room with the mentality of dying early and being born early. Unfortunately, I forgot the high-heeled shoes I was stepping on, and I almost fell to the ground when I dived. Fortunately, I held down the chair next to me.I breathed a sigh of relief, quickly stood firm and sat down in a correct posture. "Tch." Someone laughed at me, the mocking voice was still familiar, I looked up and scanned the interviewer. Song Ziyan, whom I hadn't seen for a long time, was sitting in front of me in a well-groomed dress, looking at me with a half-smile. Here, what's the situation? A half-bald middle-aged man next to me answered my question with his own actions. He said to Song Ziyan respectfully: "General manager, let's start." My eyes almost protruded, Yuanjia Road is narrow, Yuanjia Road is narrow, but can this be regarded as a kind of nepotism.I began to think beyond my control, after all, we have had exhausting mornings for more than a month... As we all know, the treatment of this company is outrageously good. Obviously Song Ziyan didn't have the same idea as me, he looked down at my resume, looking like a businessman.Looking at the resume, he frowned, as if he was puzzled or funny.He read out gently: "Be sincere, helpful, do well in school, have excellent grades, have a cheerful personality, and maintain a good relationship with teachers and classmates at school..." He chuckled and looked up at me: "Qin Miss, I have certain doubts about the authenticity of your resume." I was very ashamed when I heard him read my resume, but based on that resume, I felt that I was qualified for the job in Little Grove.But when he asked this question, my heart became angry.The resume is more watery than the female star's □, and it's not just me. When I read Xiao Xue's resume, I didn't recognize her at all. I thought it was Obama's speech.As for why he embarrassed me so much, I said angrily: "I wrote this resume on the basis of honesty and credit." What is sincere and helpful is empty words, you can still check it? He cleared his throat: "Height 1.68 meters?" I blushed: "Uh, with shoes on." His gaze swept over me, and I was frustrated: "Aren't five centimeter high heels not enough?" He looked at his resume and asked, "Proficient in three languages?" I looked down at the ground: "Chinese, English, Japanese." "...%#&&...*&(*(*)(*)(──)+──+──)" he said a lot. I admired it in my heart, it sounds so good, as expected, I have drank foreign ink, this spoken language is better than our oral English teacher, but unfortunately I didn't understand a single word. He slowed down and said it again, and looked at me with a smile: "Did you hear me clearly this time?" I slapped my swollen face and nodded. He leaned back on the chair with his palms facing each other, and looked at me leisurely: "Then please answer." I cleared my throat and tried my best to recall the answers I had memorized just now. Although I don't know what he said, the interview should be similar, and I am quite confident about it. The whole room was silent, and the mouths of several interviewers opened wider than each other. The only normal ones were me and Song Ziyan.Song Ziyan nodded: "Very good, very good answer." The jaws of several interviewers were about to drop to their chests. He didn't take it seriously and said, "The last question, please say a few words in everyday Japanese." I am quite familiar with Japanese. It can be said that I can translate a few Japanese movies if you bring them now.The premise is that this movie is about men and women exercising violently on the bed.Say a few words in Japanese, should I say Yameidie or wait for wait?I thought about it carefully, and suddenly remembered the greetings that Japanese couples used to say in the days when life was worse than death. Although I didn't know the specific meaning, I still said it in terms of pronunciation. Song Ziyan was stunned, he seemed to be absent-minded for a moment, and there seemed to be gentle waves flowing in his eyes. He just looked at me for a long time, and when I was numb from him, he raised the corner of his lips: "Congratulations, You're accepted." I stayed there, a little unbelievable, and the jaws of the other interviewers slammed into the pit. When I realized it, I quickly bowed: "Thank you, thank you." I was overjoyed and walked back. When I got to the door, Song Ziyan's slightly cold voice came again: "There is one more thing." "What's the matter?" I turned around. He said a lot of wow wow wow, very familiar, it was the question he just asked.I looked at him puzzled, did he want me to answer it again? "The meaning of this sentence is, do you know that your dress is ugly today." He said lightly, and the corners of his mouth slightly twitched in my angry eyes: "Also, this sentence is in French." Although it is embarrassing, I still feel very beautiful when I officially get the job. It is the bright sunshine that cannot be covered by any small dark clouds.Although Xiao Xue criticized the villain with sourness, but I think it is worth doing the villain who can achieve success.I think the key is not me, but Song Ziyan. Although he has a bad mouth and a dark heart, he still takes good care of his students.Based on my friendship with Xiao Xue and considering her attitude towards me in the future, I called the old teacher's new boss's boss's boss: "Mr. Song, no no no, general manager." His voice was a little lazy: "What's the matter?" Although he couldn't see it, I still laughed along with it: "No, I just haven't seen you for many days, and I miss you so much." After a while, he said: "We haven't seen each other for so long, and you only remember me now?" I firmly denied it: "Of course not, I'm just busy submitting a draft for a while, but I miss you in my heart like a torrential river." He asked seriously: "What do you miss about me? Do you want to resume morning exercise?" I choked on him again. He asked again: "Since you miss me so much, you haven't even called me for so many days?" He definitely has a communication barrier, and every time he opens his mouth, he can silence the people he is talking to. After being silent for a while, he said again: "I'll hang up if it's okay." I found it difficult to open my mouth, so I had no choice but to ignore Xiao Xue winking at the side: "Then, goodbye, general manager." He hummed. I put down the phone tremblingly, and saw Xiao Xue's angry eyes: "Qin Qing~~" I raised my hand: "It's not that I don't want to say it, you heard it too, he never gave me a chance to speak." "That won't work either!" Xiao Xue squinted her eyes: "Even if you don't have the conditions, you have to face up to the difficulties and seek favor under the enemy's artillery fire." I made a bitter face: "I think so too, but I really can't open my mouth today, how about I make another call tomorrow to see if it's okay?" She collapsed back on the bed: "That's the only way." The financial crisis was hit by us head-on, and Xiao Xue didn't have the shit luck like me, so of course she was worried.Looking at her lying on the bed, and thinking about the days when we were not heartless and happy just a few months ago, I felt a little disappointed, and slowly sat back on the bed.Only then did I see that the screen of the phone was still shining, and I actually forgot to press to end the call just now. But why didn't Song Ziyan hang up? I put the phone to my ear and said hopelessly, "Hello?" Suddenly a voice came from inside, clear and cold: "Do you have classmates who also want to work in our company?" He brought it up by himself, and I quickly said: "Yes, yes, Mr. Song is your student, so please accommodate." After a while, he said slowly: "That's why you called me?" I followed the clues and flattered: "You are so wise and wise..." Before I knew it, there was a beeping busy tone from the receiver. Tsk tsk, it hangs up pretty fast this time.