Chapter 4 third chapter

Zhou Zhou is getting married, there is nothing about Qiu Fei. If Qiu Fei met Zhou Zhou not today, but half a year later, Zhou Zhou might have become someone else's bride. But what made Qiu Fei gratified was that he now knew about this matter. He wanted to prevent this from happening, not to prevent Zhou Zhou from getting married, but to prevent Zhou Zhou from becoming someone else's bride. Qiu Fei asked Zhou Zhou: "Your condition, do you need a blind date? Isn't it good to stand by your side now? You should meet him!" Zhou Zhou turned his head, without looking at Qiu Fei, and said, "I know you too well, it's impossible."

Qiu Fei said: "I don't understand this. Why is it impossible to understand? Don't you have to get a deeper understanding before getting married after you have a blind date?" Zhou Zhou said, "I know you well, and I know your shortcomings even more." Qiu Fei said: "No one is perfect, you should not only see the flaws in the blemishes, you should see the beauty beyond the flaws, say you fell in love with a man, and you have not found any major flaws in half a year of contact, and you are married to me." , but it doesn't mean that those shortcomings don't exist, and they will be exposed sooner or later after marriage."

Zhou Zhou said: "That's for the future. I can't accept your shortcomings before marriage." Qiu Fei said: "I haven't done anything else in the past few years, just busy correcting my mistakes. I have corrected all the shortcomings one by one before, and I am always waiting for your acceptance!" Zhou Zhou said: "Some things cannot be changed." Qiu Fei said: "It's not up to you or me to decide whether to change it or not. Practice is the only criterion for testing the truth. You also treat me as a strange man and return to my blind date, okay?"

Zhou Zhou said: "I am already familiar with the taste of pork, and I can't taste the taste of mutton no matter how much I eat." "It depends on who makes it. Some things taste like mutton, but they don't necessarily taste like mutton, such as those skewers at temple fairs." Qiu Fei said, "Archimedes wants a fulcrum, and I just want you to give me a chance." "We are not young anymore, don't waste your time and mine." Zhou Zhou said. "So, hurry up and agree, after today, you and I will be old again." Qiu Fei said. Zhou Zhou said seriously: "I don't want to make trouble with you."

Qiu Fei suddenly looked at Zhou Zhou sincerely, and said, "One last chance, okay, let me die without regret." Zhou Zhou's eyes looked elsewhere.Opposite is the girls' dormitory, she thought of her youth. Zhou Zhou saw his former dormitory with the lights on and the curtains drawn. He wondered what kind of youth the girls living there were experiencing now.Many years ago, when Zhou Zhou and Qiu Fei were in love, there was no mobile phone at that time. Every time Qiu Fei came to find Zhou Zhou, he would call outside the window. If Zhou Zhou could not hear him, Qiu Fei would pick up small stones and smash the glass of the dormitory. Within ten seconds, Zhou Zhou will appear in the window.Once, the stone Qiu Fei used was so big that it smashed the glass. All six girls in the house appeared at the window, and the auntie on duty in the dormitory jumped out to arrest them.Compensation for the glass cost more than 100 yuan. Qiu Fei said how many meals it could eat, so he invited Zhou Zhou to eat in the dormitory.Later, Qiu Fei always carried a rubber ball with him for use when looking for Zhou Zhou.

Zhou Zhou was in a daze thinking about the past, and Qiu Fei kept staring at her waiting for an answer. After a long time, Zhou Zhou turned his head and said, "Okay." Qiu Fei couldn't restrain the joy in his heart: "Okay, from tomorrow onwards, I will start chasing you again!" Zhou Zhou said, "You also have to promise me one thing." Qiu Fei said, "Ten things will do." Zhou Zhou said: "Just one thing, if we are still not suitable, don't look for me again, I'm too tired." Qiu Fei thought for a while, but said not firmly: "Okay!"

Zhou Zhou stretched out his little finger and said, "Pull the hook!" Qiu Fei raised his hand helplessly. After pulling the check mark, Qiu Fei said, "It's time to tell me your phone number, so I can make an appointment with you." Zhou Zhou took out his mobile phone and dialed Qiu Fei. A voice came from Qiu Fei's pocket. Three years later, Zhou Zhou still remembered Qiu Fei's number, and Qiu Fei was very relieved.Some things, although in the past, but still can not forget. Qiu Fei said, "Are you free tomorrow?" Zhou Zhou said: "I can't do it tomorrow, my cousin has invited me to a man B."

Qiu Fei said: "If you have enough reserves, don't pick and choose." Zhou Zhou said: "My mother was in a hurry, and it was all her instigation, so she mobilized all relatives and friends to introduce me." Qiu Fei said: "It's August now, can I get my turn before the National Day?" Zhou Zhou said: "If the National Day is not on the New Year's Day, it will be on the New Year's Day." Qiu Fei said: "Let me ask one more question, is that man A going to play today?" Zhou Zhou said: "Fair competition, you are not allowed to listen to your opponent's situation."

Qiu Fei said: "Okay, do you still need to give me a urine test to see if I have taken stimulants?" Zhou Zhou said: "The Olympic Organizing Committee only checks the winners. It is useless to eat the losers. We will wait until you win." Qiu Fei didn't contact Zhou Zhou the next day. He knew that Zhou Zhou was disgusted by counterattacks too often, so he should find the right time to make a move.If you stretch the front line, one is afraid that you will not be able to consume the enemy, and the other is that you are afraid that the mountain will be preempted by other troops.

Now Qiu Fei's task is to prepare for the first move, and he already has an idea.He took out the guitar that he hadn't played for many years from under the bed, blew off the dust on it, picked it up and looked at it for a long time, then called Yang Yang and asked, "Isn't it true that the guitar has six strings?" Yang Yang said: "Don't hang up, I have to check the book." Qiu Fei was walking around the campus, looking for Yang Yang to get a guitar book.I haven't touched it for a few years, and I have almost forgotten the music theory and fingering. It was summer vacation now, and at this time a few years ago, Qiu Fei was in a state of desperation, and it was time to prepare for the make-up exam before school started.At this time of the year, there were not many students in the school who came to sign up for the make-up exam or take part in the make-up exam remedial class. Maybe the principal knew that the Olympic Games were more competitive in the school, and too many students returning to school for the make-up exam would cause trouble for the Olympic Organizing Committee, so he asked the teacher to relax. When judging the papers, I can't wait to fill in a few strokes for those who handed in blank papers. Except for those who missed the exam, there is really no way to make up for it. Almost all of them have passed.The students said from the bottom of their hearts: the Olympics is great, I can graduate!

Now the campus has undergone earth-shaking changes from when Qiu Fei entered the school ten years ago. It is built like a CBD, and the humanistic atmosphere is gone, all because of the evaluation. Evaluation means that the Board of Education sends a group of experts to the school to inspect the hardware and software.The software is the teaching environment, and the hardware is the guarantee of campus construction and logistics services.If the evaluation results are good, the education committee can allocate more money to the school, and the benefits of the principal and teachers can be improved. If the results are not good, there will be no money.Qiu Fei once listened to two teachers chatting in the cafeteria. One said that after the evaluation, he would get more project funds and replace the LCD TV at home.One said that after the money was allocated, there would be no need to come to the cafeteria to eat every day. In the past, the school held ideological study conferences at every turn, and teachers were unwilling to participate. Now the teachers play an exemplary role in the assessment. They listen to the school and do whatever the school tells them to do. They have no complaints and serve the assessment wholeheartedly. In order to meet the evaluation, the school’s first measure is to post the photos of the evaluation experts on the most conspicuous window. Below the photos are the introductions of the experts. The purpose is not to introduce their great achievements, but to let students know them so that they can avoid them in the future. .According to past experience, experts often stop a student on the road at random and ask some questions. Students who were stopped by other schools in the past hated the school, so they told the truth, explaining their history of persecution in the school, what kind of food in the cafeteria How unpalatable, how the teacher fools the students, how difficult it is for the graduated brothers and sisters to find a job, saying that the school lied to me for four years, and I have to lie to the society for the rest of my life, I burst into tears.The experts thought that socialism cannot have such a university, so they gave the school a very low score. As a result, the toilet in the teaching building of the school was broken, and the funds for repairs were delayed.When the photos were posted, there was still a month before the experts entered the school. To deepen the students’ impression of the experts in advance, it was like watching celebrities on TV. When they really appeared in life, they could be recognized at a glance. Half a month before the expert entered the school, the school held an all-teacher-student meeting, telling the students that there is a gatekeeper, don’t say anything, the campus is full of surveillance cameras, and if someone says something that is not conducive to the school’s evaluation, the consequences will be severe. It is unimaginable, and it is emphasized that it is not the result of the school, but the result of the student. At the meeting, the school leaders promulgated temporary school regulations. During the evaluation period, girls are not allowed to wear skirts that show their thighs, but they are allowed to show their calves; there must be spring in the campus, but not too much. After all, it is a campus, not a garden; boys are not allowed to wear hurdle vests, and of course more You must wear a vest; smoking is not allowed anywhere in the school, including toilets, bathhouses, and dormitories, and this is also for girls; boys and girls go back to the dormitory to sleep on time before the lights are turned off-it must be their own dormitory. Before the end of the meeting, the evaluation manual was also distributed, and everyone had a copy.The school's general situation, number of students, departmental settings, etc. are printed in the handbook, so that teachers and students can take it back and memorize it, so that experts can answer fluently when they ask questions.When everyone was about to memorize the handbook by heart, an impromptu school-wide meeting was held.The vice-principal said that last night, a doctoral student in our school committed suicide but failed. We express our condolences to him, and the audience observed a minute of silence.One minute later, the vice-principal said that the purpose of the meeting is to tell everyone that the number of students in our school is no longer 12977, but 12976. Please correct the number in the handbook, and please inform the students who did not attend the meeting Yes, be sure to adjourn the meeting! In order to cooperate with the evaluation, the cafeteria also expressed its intentions by posting "five points" on the wall, namely: better appearance, less reason, better attitude, higher efficiency, and more brains.The students generally think that these are empty words and should be changed to: more food, less bugs, cheaper price, better taste, and cooler air conditioner. On the eve of the arrival of the experts, the school distributed an assessment test paper to each person, turning the content in the requirement manual into multiple choice, fill in the blank and short answer questions for teachers and students to test themselves.The next day, another standard answer was sent out for teachers and students to test and check for gaps.On the third day, I sent another note, saying that yesterday's standard answer was not standard. The answer to question 13 of the first question was wrong. Instead of choosing C, you should choose B; the third question of the second question The answer is also wrong, the secretary of the Communist Youth League is not called Zhang Jie, but Zhang Jie. The progress of many courses has stopped, and one section is taught over and over again, and questions are prepared and students are arranged to answer in class.But after the final exam, the number of students who failed suddenly increased. The teacher who wrote the question forgot that he hadn't said anything for more than a month, and the scope of the exam did not narrow. On the eve before the experts entered the school, the school distributed some framed calligraphy such as "Heaven rewards hard work", "No pain, no gain", "Unity, tension, seriousness, liveliness", etc., for students to post in the dormitory to show Students are a generation with ideals and aspirations. The assessment finally started, and the experts showed up. They crowded around wherever they went, and the school leaders at all levels followed. They also selected a girl with a dignified appearance and a moderate height from the whole school to accompany them. They called them assistants and helped the experts with their books and a pen or something.The beauties did not choose too beautiful, for fear that the experts would think the school was frivolous; In order to demonstrate the students' love for knowledge, the school has come up with ways to get students to go to the library more often.During the evaluation period, students will be awarded credits according to the length of time they have been in the reading room, but they cannot stay idle or sleep in the reading room. They must sit and read, and there will be teachers to check. The school also asked the security guards to change into plain clothes, white shirts, black pants, and black leather shoes. The hem of the clothes must be tucked into the pants, and they were distributed in every corner of the campus with walkie-talkies in their hands, ready to stop criminals who tried to sabotage the evaluation at any time.It's worth performing such a task once in a lifetime. It's like making a movie, and you can show off when you go back to the village. The school's art department specially arranged a party called "Red Project" for the experts, and organized hundreds of students to act as voluntary audiences, entering the venue before the experts, so that they could applaud after the experts came in.The teacher of the youth league committee asked everyone to sit upright with their chests upright, and applaud as soon as people came in.As soon as he finished speaking, a security guard in casual clothes came in, and the applause was thunderous.The teacher was wrong. The experts all wore badges around their necks, and when they saw the badges, they drummed again.After a while, a person wearing a badge came in, and applauded suddenly.This person did not sit in the seat reserved for experts, but went straight to the dustpan and broom in the corner. It turned out to be a cleaner.The teacher said, don't drum for anyone who comes in, watch my gestures and drum again.As a result, when the experts came, the teacher turned his back to the audience and called to ask why the experts hadn't arrived yet, and the experts sat down quietly.An expert had just eaten dinner, felt sick to his stomach, and farted. At this time, the teacher turned around to see the expert after making a phone call, and motioned for everyone to applaud.The fart expert thought, this flattery is a bit too much. The whole school attaches great importance to this evaluation. It is obvious that the food in the cafeteria is really good, and the students generally gain weight. During the evaluation period, the experts ate and drank every day, and everyone had a smile on their faces. The principal was very satisfied with this. The students also love the assessment, they don’t need to attend classes, and they can eat well. During this time, one of the students’ favorite dishes is oyster mushrooms. Before the experts left, some students sang to see them off: Goodbye, friend, goodbye, friend, goodbye, friend, goodbye, goodbye... Not long after, the money was poured out like rain, and all kinds of buildings, regardless of whether they were useful or not, sprung up on the campus like mushrooms after the rain, and the subway was just short of repairing. The campus no longer looks like a campus, and college students no longer look like college students.Qiu Fei seldom saw boys singing to girls with guitars on campus. He really felt sorry for the girls now.Girls now have much less spiritual enjoyment than their senior sisters. I don’t know what kind of spiritual life the girls have now. Do they have anything to remember when they are old? When Qiu Fei arrived at Yang Yang's company, Yang Yang was telling Ma Jie what happened the previous two days.The work of the short film on the mobile phone came to an end. Yang Yang wanted to find someone to dub, so he posted a post on the Internet, and received a resume the next day, saying that he had dubbed "Animal World". Yang Yang felt that this person must be professional. So they made an appointment to meet, but this buddy opened his mouth and had a big tongue, and he couldn't tell the difference.Yang Yang asked him if he had really dubbed "Animal World", and he said it was true, it was for hippos. Qiu Fei and Ma Jie laughed after hearing this.Qiu Fei said: "It would be even better if he bred hippopotamuses." Yang Yang asked Qiu Fei: "Why do you want to play the guitar again? Do you have no living expenses? Do you want to go to the underground passage to earn money?" Qiu Fei said: "Do you think I can make money going to the underground passage at my current level? I want to deceive Zhou Zhou." Then he told them how he met Zhou Zhou. Both Yang Yang and Ma Jie felt that Qiu Fei had a long way to go to reunite with Zhou Zhou. Yang Yang said the key to the problem: "Zhou Zhou is not a little girl anymore, not as easy to deceive as Ding Xiaole." When Yang Yang met Ding Xiaole, she was a third-year girl in the Acting Department of the Film Academy. They met when they were filming commercials. The content of the ad is that a silly guy and a girl are sitting face to face. The silly guy wants to touch the girl’s hand, but the girl won’t let him. The silly guy takes out a gift box and pushes it in front of the girl. The girl opens it and it’s a diamond ring. Happy, appreciating repeatedly, the silly buddy touched the girl's hand at this time, and the girl didn't refuse.The silly guy was so aggressive, he wanted to kiss again after touching his hand, but the girl slapped his hand as soon as he put his hand to his mouth, and the silly guy took out a bigger gift box, the girl opened it and saw it was a diamond necklace, I was even happier, not only let the silly buddy kiss his hand, but also kissed the silly buddy's face, the silly buddy was stunned, covering his face, and ran out suddenly.After a while, the silly guy came back with a sack on his back and dumped it on the table. Countless gift boxes were scattered and piled up like a mountain. Billboard.This ad is for a discount store.Ding Xiaole played the girl in it. Ding Xiaole read the script on the set and asked who wrote it. The production director pointed to Yang Yang who was squatting in the corner and said, "That man who smokes!" In order to save costs that day, the company asked Yang Yang to go to the site to help and act as a field worker.Before shooting commercials, the company still hired three field workers to work, but this time when Yang Yang came, the company only called in one field worker from outside.Yang Yang advised the production director: "You guys overestimated me, I'm not worth two workers." "Anything is possible," said the production director. Yang Yang said: "I'm applying for a copywriting planner, so I'm also looking for jobs like moving things!" The production director said: "Mental workers should go deep into the grassroots to experience life. Besides, I don't care about your lunch box!" Yang Yang felt that it was boring to sit in the office all the time, and when he came out to activities, he regarded it as participating in the company's sports meeting, so he did a few chest-expanding exercises, stretched his legs, turned his waist, and got into the crew's car. When we arrived at the set, photography began to set up lighting, art began to create scenery, and the production director began to order lunch.Yang Yang saw that there was no work, and the boxed lunch had already arrived, so he said to the production director, "If you are idle, you are idle. The boxed lunch has arrived, so I can eat it first." The production director said: "You want to eat before you work, it's only half past ten, you carry the table outside to the shed." Yang Yang said: "I haven't eaten in the morning, and I can only work after eating." Originally, I found a field worker who paid 80 yuan a day, but the worker felt that the money was too little, so I went to the 100-day team and told the production director that I couldn't come.The production director said: "Although that group has an extra 20 yuan a day, their lunch box has no meat." The worker said, "With this twenty yuan, I can cook a pot of meat." The production director said: "Isn't it twenty yuan? I'll give it to you, and I guarantee that there will be no shortage of meat in the lunch box. Come here quickly!" The field worker said: "Next time, I have already arrived in Huairou with the car of this group, and it will be afternoon when I go back." The production director angrily cursed at the phone: "Your quality is the life of a worker on the spot all your life. It is said that the quality of the film and television industry is low, and it is lower than your low-level buildings. You don't talk about reputation at all!" The field worker said calmly: "You can scold me vigorously, even if you call me a piece of shit, I won't feel bad with this twenty yuan. This twenty yuan can buy my wife a pair of leather shoes , enough for her to be happy for a week." After finishing speaking, she hung up. The production director held the phone in a daze for a while, thinking that the field worker who could say this should have been to junior high school. The director of the production was afraid that Yang Yang would also be the pick, so he would have to move things by himself, so he brought a box of lunch for Yang Yang. Yang Yang squatted in the corner and just finished eating, the director of production came and said, "Okay, let's move the table." !" Yang Yang lit a cigarette and said, "When I digested it, my mother told me when I was a child that exercising right after eating is easy to get appendicitis." The production director said helplessly to himself: "Next time I'll find someone else to work, first ask him if the appendix has been pulled (two beeps) or not." After speaking, he went to urge the progress of other departments. Ding Xiaole had finished putting on her makeup, and after asking the producer director who wrote the copywriting, she walked towards Yang Yang. "Hello!" Ding Xiaole walked up to Yang Yang and said. Yang Yang glanced at Ding Xiaole, and said calmly: "Hello." At this time, he hadn't developed a good impression of Ding Xiaole, he didn't feel for women who had put on makeup, and felt that they were similar to props, just for display and filmed. Ding Xiaole said: "Why are you squatting here?" Yang Yang didn't know how to answer for a while, so he said, "Why are you standing here?" Ding Xiaole said: "Then I will squat with you." After speaking, he squatted next to Yang Yang, took out a bag of Huamei, and asked Yang Yang, "Do you want to eat?" Yang Yang glanced at it and said: "Don't eat, I feel sour." After finishing speaking, Yang Yang stood up and said, "Don't squat down, those who don't know think we are defecating here!" Ding Xiaole burst out laughing, accidentally swallowed the whole plum, didn't spit out the core, and coughed from choking. Yang Yang patted Ding Xiaole's back, and the plum kernel came out from his throat again, and fell to the ground, still wrapped in plum flesh. Yang Yang glanced at the ground and said, "What a waste! If it were me, I'd pick it up, drink it with water, and eat it." Ding Xiaole laughed again, and asked Yang Yang: "What are you doing in this group?" Yang Yang said: "I don't do anything except work." Then he pointed to the table at the door and said, "I should go to work, let's talk later." After speaking, he left the studio. Yang Yang moved the table to the door, but it got stuck, and he needed to open the other half of the door. Yang Yang didn't want to put down the table and open it with his hands. He just wanted someone to open it for me. At this time, the door opened by itself. , Yang Yang moved the table through the door, and looked back, Ding Xiaole was pulling behind the door. Ding Xiaole smiled at Yang Yang, and Yang Yang smiled back. The on-site work is ready, and the director said: "Let's shoot." The production director said: "Not yet, the actor hasn't come yet." The director said: "Why the hell did you go, hurry up and call." The director of the production said: "I hit him, he said his back was twisted and he couldn't come." The director said: "What does this actor do every day, he twists his waist at every turn, change him quickly!" The production director said: "I've contacted them, and they all feel that the money is not enough, and those who don't think the money is too small are in other groups." The director said, "Fuck!" Hearing these words, Ding Xiaole walked up to Yang Yang and said, "Why don't you act!" Yang Yang said: "I don't want to dedicate my screen debut so early." Ding Xiaole said: "You really think of yourself as an actor." Yang Yang said: "If you are a movie queen, if you can't be a movie king, I will act with you." Ding Xiaole said: "Don't do the calculations, why squeeze the right people!" After speaking, he walked to the side and sat down. It may be the wish of every actress to make a movie and win an award, but they can’t accept this kind of joke when they have just taken their first step and are still far away from the actress. Young people have strong self-esteem, and old people It doesn't matter if you are an actor, it's true that you make a movie to support your family when you are a goddamn movie queen. Yang Yang felt a little sorry, walked up to Ding Xiaole, and said, "I'm fine acting, the problem is whether the director can see me." Ding Xiaole brought Yang Yang to the director. The director looked Yang Yang up and down and said, "Go make up!" Yang Yang said: "I haven't said how much I will be paid!" The production director hurried over, pointed at Ding Xiaole and said, "You two are the same." Yang Yang said, "How much is the same?" The production director holds up a finger. Yang Yang said, "One hundred is too little." The production director spread out another ten fingers. Yang Yang said: "I don't think a hundred is too little, what can I do if you give me ten!" The production director said: "Ten out of a hundred." Yang Yang made some calculations and asked, "Before and after tax?" The production director said: "The tax will not check you. I will give you cash after the filming. If you are willing to pay the tax, you can go to the tax office to pay it yourself." Yang Yang twisted his neck and said, "Where is the dressing room?" After putting on makeup, Yang Yang sat in the performance area. The director came over to talk about the play, but was interrupted by Yang Yang in the middle of speaking. Yang Yang said: "You don't need to tell me, I wrote the script, and I know how to act. You go and sit behind the monitor." Bar." The director said: "If Chinese actors have your quality, I can live another twenty years." Then he sat in the director's chair and shouted, "Get ready—Action!" After the director shouted, the audience was silent. Yang Yang sat on the chair and took two deep breaths. He looked around and found that everyone was staring at him, so he turned his head and asked the photographer: "Hey, buddy, what does Action mean?" ?” The whole group collapsed on the spot. After learning the meaning of Action, Yang Yang apologized to the whole group: "Sorry, I haven't passed CET-4 yet!" The director said: "It doesn't matter, there is no four-level in the crew, and I don't know how to spell Action. I just know that I should say 'Start' when I say that." In the first shot, Yang Yang grabbed the girl's hand, and the girl withdrew her hand.Yang Yang said to Ding Xiaole: "I'm really caught!" Ding Xiaole said: "Of course I have to really catch him." When the filming started, Yang Yang grabbed Ding Xiaole's hand and refused to let go, Ding Xiaole's hand couldn't be pulled out. Ding Xiaole said: "Why are you holding it so tightly!" Yang Yang said: "In this way the woman can realize the man's desire for her." In fact, Yang Yang was nervous. Ding Xiaole said: "What the audience sees is the picture, and the meaning of the picture just comes out." Yang Yang said: "I was too involved in the drama just now, let's do it again." The second time, Yang Yang grabbed Ding Xiaole's hand, this time he was not nervous, he could feel that her hand was soft and warm. When the shot of kissing was taken, Yang Yang took Ding Xiaole's hand and kissed it, and smelled a fragrance.Yang Yang hadn't had a girlfriend for several years, and this scent made him feel a little giddy. Later, they took a shot of Ding Xiaole kissing Yang Yang. At the moment of being kissed, Yang Yang was a little unsteady, and deliberately failed to perform well, so he re-shot several times.After taking this shot, Yang Yang felt a little dizzy. After shooting all the shots, Yang Yang felt a strange feeling, he didn't know whether it was happiness or poisoning. During the break at noon, the production director gave everyone a boxed lunch, but there was no Yang Yang's, saying that he had already eaten.Yang Yang was working and filming again, and he was hungry again, so he wanted to go out to find food by himself, but Ding Xiaole stopped him and said, "Let's have a share, anyway, I can't eat." Yang Yang walked up to the production director and picked up the chopsticks.The production director said: "Didn't I tell you that the meals are all over." Yang Yang said: "You think I'm so rare about your food, so I'll just take a pair of chopsticks." After speaking, he took the chopsticks and went to Ding Xiaole's table. After the filming, Yang Yang planned to invite Ding Xiaole to dinner, but Ding Xiaole spoke first, and wanted to invite Yang Yang to dinner. Ding Xiaole said: "Thank you for writing such a script for me to shoot." Yang Yang said: "I wrote the script, I am not the one who asked you to shoot." Ding Xiaole said: "I know, this is the first film I've ever made. If it wasn't for your script, they wouldn't necessarily look for me, so I have to commemorate it." Yang Yang borrowed the donkey from the slope and said: "Let's go, let's go for an unforgettable memory!" Ding Xiaole said: "Wait for me, I'll remove my makeup." Yang Yang stood at the door and waited. After a while, Ding Xiaole came out, with her plain face up to the sky and a fresh outfit. Yang Yang almost didn't recognize her. He felt that the girl was still good-looking in her true colors, so he had a better impression of Ding Xiaole. Be hotter. After dinner, it was past ten o'clock in the evening, and Ding Xiaole wanted to go back to school, saying that the gate would be locked at eleven o'clock. Yang Yang said: "What's the rush? Don't all the girls from the acting department come out of school at this point?" Ding Xiaole said: "That's them!" Yang Yang was quite happy after hearing this, and sent Ding Xiaole to the school gate, waving goodbye. There are several cars parked at the gate of the school, including BMWs and Jettas. There are middle-aged people and young men driving the cars. At this time, Ding Xiaole was in her junior year. Before Ding Xiaole was promoted to senior year, Yang Yang and Ding Xiaole got married. Qiu Fei asked him how he took the step from friendship to love? Yang Yang said: "We have similar tastes and like-mindedness. After a long time, friendship will naturally sublimate to love." Qiu Fei said: "Are you going to turn love into family again?" Yang Yang said: "The Civil Affairs Bureau has the final say on this matter." Qiu Fei mobilized the power of the masses.First, I found a graduate student majoring in literary criticism and asked him to help write a touching letter that made the listeners respond physically and psychologically after listening to it.Although this buddy has never been in a relationship, Qiu Fei firmly believes that he can successfully complete the task. His biggest characteristic is: being able to make up. Once he wrote a film review for "Brokeback Mountain" called "This Is Love". Deep and deep, Qiu Fei didn't understand after reading it for a long time, but he was in awe of him, afraid that he would draw his attention.This buddy said that he didn't have that tendency, and he didn't read "Brokeback Mountain", he just wrote it casually, and it was written like this.Later, this buddy submitted a manuscript to the magazine. Afraid that the submission would not be used and would be embarrassing, he sent it under the pseudonym "Moon in the Water". Half a month later, something unbelievable happened, and the article was actually accepted by the magazine.What's even more unbelievable is that he also put the title of the article on the cover as a key recommendation, and he took the magazine to Qiu Fei's dormitory to show off.What was even more unbelievable was that the magazine actually sent a money order a week later.What is even more unbelievable is that the money order can actually withdraw money from the post office.The most unbelievable thing is that a few months later, he happened to find this article in the magazine in Qiu Fei's dormitory, and said to Qiu Fei with disdain: "This shit article written by a person named Shuiyue, a Look, it was written by someone who has never been in a relationship!" Qiu Fei asked him: "Do you know this moon in the water?" He said, "Why do I know this kind of idiot!" Qiu Fei knows that he doesn't need to talk too much with this buddy, he can use those bluffing words to make up an article, and then he only needs to modify it in the simplicity, and then he can hand it over to Zhou Zhou to express his love . At the same time, Qiu Fei worked hard on guitar and cooking.Guitar is to bring Zhou Zhou spiritual joy, and cooking is to meet Zhou Zhou's material needs.Didn't it say that to tie a man's heart you must first tie his stomach, and women have stomachs too. A few days later, the buddy showed Qiu Fei the article he had written. After reading it, Qiu Fei admired him even more. He felt that it was not a courtship letter, but a research paper of a graduate student majoring in marriage and love. It is estimated that there are no women under the age of fifty. After reading it patiently, I returned it to him.He said it's okay, you don't need it, there is a place that can be used, next time which romance novel asks me to write a book review, I will send it to them. Qiu Fei had no choice but to write by himself. After holding back for two hours, he wrote dozens of words.Qiu Fei changed his strategy and decided to write lyrics for Zhou Zhou. All is ready except for the opportunity. Dongfeng made an appointment with Zhou Zhou. The school is about to start, and Qiu Fei has failed a class and needs to hand in a new assignment, which is politics. It is said that after entering the graduate school, there is no need to arrange political courses, and the major should be the most important, but Chinese graduate students still have to study politics.From childhood to adulthood, the thing we least love is politics, but the thing we like to take the most is politics, so we can score well.If you listen to the radio and watch TV, you can get some points, unlike those technical courses, if you haven't studied it, and there are no multiple-choice questions, you really don't get any points. The political teacher knew that no one liked his class, so he could only keep everyone in class by roll call.At the beginning, when he finished roll call, the students slipped away while he was unprepared. Less than half of the class was over, and less than half of the remaining students were left.Few of the students who stayed in the classroom listened to his lectures, and they all did their own things underneath.Anyway, after the roll call, he doesn't care anymore, it's like the rape is over, no matter if you pull up your pants and walk away, or continue to lie on the ground. Later, there was a special audience in the classroom, the principal.He often randomly appeared in a certain classroom to test the teacher's teaching and the students' teaching effect. When he found that the class was so poor, he had a long talk with the political teacher and asked him to improve the teaching method, otherwise he would be improved. up.The teacher immediately changed his strategy. Before every class, he said roll call was required, and attendance was related to the students’ usual grades. So the students who were present hurriedly sent text messages. It was too late to order, but the meaning of the point was still revealed in the words, the students did not dare to leave, and sat obediently.In order to let the students not just sit there, but also listen to his lectures, he asked questions every class, but he couldn't think of a suitable question, so he asked the students to read the text.The book was written by him, and the students had to buy it themselves. The students thought it was useless to buy it, and they had to dispose of it as waste paper after graduation, so they didn't buy it. The students didn't have the book, and the text couldn't be read.He also knew that his books were of no use to others except for evaluating his own titles, but it was not good to pile them up in the publishing house after they were printed, otherwise the publishing house would not like to publish the next book, so he persuaded the students to buy it. He said that even if you don’t read his book, it’s a kind of decoration if you put it in the bookcase. When someone visits your house and sees this book, they will know that you have gone to graduate school.After listening to it, everyone became more determined not to buy it. To emphasize the importance of politics, he told students that foreigners go to church, Chinese attend classrooms, foreigners read the Bible, and Chinese teach Marxism.He asked the students to take Marxism as their belief, and it went deep into their bones. He said that a person without belief is a tree without roots, a house without a foundation, and it is easy to collapse.But the students didn't listen to what he said, and he still said what he said, and the students did their own things underneath.This situation broke him down. In order to enliven the classroom atmosphere, he increased the interaction with the students and began to ask some very mentally handicapped questions.Once I asked Qiu Fei, and asked him to briefly answer which original works of Marxism-Leninism he had read, and what suggestions and requirements he had for this course.Qiu Fei said, "None." The teacher was puzzled and said: "It's nothing, can you explain it in detail?" Qiu Fei said: "Didn't you say a brief answer? I have never read the original works of Marxism-Leninism, and I have no suggestions or requirements for this class." The teacher asked Qiu Fei to sit down, and said: "This student answered very well, which represents the mentality of many students. If you don't pay attention to this class now, you will regret it one day in the future." After finishing speaking, continue to lecture. 邱飞以为自己回答完问题，应该不会再被叫到，便从后门溜走了。没想到老师一直贼（一声）着邱飞，发现他人没了后，再次点他名回答问题。别的同学说邱飞上厕所了，这就回来，然后赶紧给邱飞发短信。可是邱飞回了宿舍后，以为万事大吉，就把手机调了静音睡觉。结果半个小时后邱飞还是没回教室，老师说：“这位同学的厕所情结还是很严重的，为了解决一个生理问题，一天的四十八分之一的时间都在那里度过，毕业后应该去环卫局上班，他已经缺课半小时以上了，按旷课处理。”说完在花名册上面作了标记。然后让同学给邱飞带话，想要平时成绩，就补交五千字论文。 后来邱飞算了算，一个学期十八次课，如果每次课交一篇五千字的论文就可以不去上课的话，那么期末的时候给他交一篇九万字的论文就可以了，于是后面的课也不上了。但是缺了几次课后，邱飞还是坐到了教室里，因为他发现写五千字论文的痛苦要远远大于坐在这里听两个小时课的痛苦。 于是邱飞找到老师，以家里有事儿为由，解释这几周为何缺课，老师要假条，邱飞就随便给老师写了一份，老师看完说太敷衍，并拿出另一个学生的假条当作样本给邱飞看，告诉邱飞该怎么写。邱飞记住了那张假条结尾写着“敬颂，秋祺”，也不知道什么意思，就效仿其格式又写了一份交给老师。老师看完说：“现在都春天了，你还秋祺呢！” 老师说邱飞显然没把他放在眼里，他也不难为邱飞了，到期末给邱飞打个分就行了。结果他真给邱飞打了一个分，打了一个零分。邱飞问还有没有补救的机会，他说只要邱飞开学的时候交给他一份课后感总结，以示对他的尊重，也不用邱飞重修，他就会把分改过来。 邱飞觉得他说的话果真没错：不重视这门课，将来总有一天会后悔的。 邱飞想，既然老师给自己台阶下了，也别挺着了，赶紧下吧，就答应开学的时候把总结交给老师。 现在离开学不远了，邱飞决定，在向周舟发起进攻前，先把学校的事情都搞定，以便面对周舟的时候能全力以赴，别被这种事儿拖了后腿。 邱飞挂在网上，找资料写总结，东拼西凑准备交差。过了这一关，这辈子就可以不用再上政治课了。 邱飞写总结的同时，周舟正在公司上班，她现在在一家会计师事务所上班。三年前，上一份工作确实需要她远赴法国，而且一去不知道什么时候才能回来，周舟思前顾后，最终决定辞职，因为北京才是她的家，这里有父母，有亲人，有熟悉的环境，还有她期待的生活。毕业那年去法国，是因为周舟还年轻，对外面满怀憧憬，同时正好可以和邱飞分开，没想到到了那边每天忙得不可开交，上班、应酬、学语言、做饭，连睡觉都得抢时间，更别说逛街和休闲了，连卢浮宫都是回北京临上飞机前挤出两个小时走马观花地看了看，这才不枉来一次巴黎。现在周舟的这份工作，不用去很远的地方，偶尔出个差，坐飞机三个小时也到了，下了飞机依然能说母语，用的依然是北京时间，她自己挺满意的，她认为，无论是女孩还是女人，都不要让自己太累。 周舟对着电脑，眼圈有些黑，昨晚没休息好。她已经不再是那个熬一宿夜第二天依然活蹦乱跳的小姑娘了。时间在她的眼角留下了痕迹，以前她可以无所顾忌地大笑，现在她开始担心眼角的皱纹了，虽然很浅，不易察觉，自己也是离镜子很近的时候才发现自己眼角的变化，但这一变化给她带来的恐惧，不亚于初潮。她开始擦眼霜了，以前上大学的时候，她只用CleanClear等少女洗面化妆品，现在什么好她用什么了，社科院公布的北京白领工资标准是每月五千块，周舟几年前就达到这个标准了。 昨晚周舟又去相亲了，这次是一个在读的博士生，明年毕业，据说工作已经找好了，留校任教。见面地点是博士生选的，在肯德基，理由是离周舟公司和他学校都近。自打工作后，周舟就开始排斥麦当劳肯德基这类快餐食品，吃了并不健康，还容易长胖，因为是第一次见面，周舟也不好意思拒绝，便迁就了。两人是通过周舟的二舅妈传的话，博士生说，他手里拿一本《人口与经济》，这是他的专业。 见面后，博士生伸出一双并不柔软的手和周舟握，周舟象征性地跟他握了握。博士生说：“我的手是不是很硬？别看我念到了博士，我一样会干活儿，每年寒暑假我都回老家帮我爸我妈锄地搓玉米，我用手洗衣服比洗衣机洗得都干净。”说完他从兜里掏出一摞优惠券说，“想吃什么？尽管挑。” 周舟本来就不想吃，再加上博士生并没有给她留下不错哪怕是尚可的第一印象，她更没有食欲了，便推脱说：“正减肥呢，不吃晚饭。” 博士生说：“那怎么行，上一天班了，不吃晚饭身体会垮的，这样吧，我替你做一回主，我买什么你就吃什么吧。”说完拿起桌上的优惠券就去点餐了。 过了一会，博士生捧着一个全家桶回来了，说：“想吃什么你就拿。”然后拧开可乐，倒了两杯说，“一杯有冰块一杯没有，你要身体不适，就喝这个没冰块的。” 博士生毫不扭捏，从桶里拿出一块吮指原味鸡，吧唧吧唧咀嚼起来，嘴唇因为被油浸过而显得红润肥厚，周舟若有所思地把头转向窗外。 好在公司同事这时候给周舟打来电话，问她统计表放哪儿了，周舟说放抽屉里了，抽屉被她锁上了，而同事又着急用。从博士生开吃的时候，周舟就想找借口离开，但她不会撒谎，现在终于可以堂而皇之地走了。 博士生依依不舍地说：“那我边吃边等你吧。” 周舟说：“不用了，不知道几点能忙完。” 博士生说：“那你就带俩鸡翅回去加班的时候吃。” 周舟说：“不用了，我办公室有饼干，再见。”说完拿起包就走了。 博士生一个人留下继续吃，吃得不那么津津有味了。吃饱了，他打了一个嗝，突然想起来忘留周舟的电话了。 回到公司，周舟打开抽屉，取出资料交给同事又离开了公司，这次她直接回家了，绕了道，避开了肯德基。周舟想，其实这个博士生并没有做错什么，也不让人讨厌，但不知道为什么她就是对他没感觉。周舟不再是小女生，但还是追求一见钟情的感觉。 回到家，周舟泡了一碗方便面。现在她自己单住了，为了上班近点儿，也为自由些，两年前在三环边上贷款买了一套一居室的房子。吃完面，周舟挑了一张盘，躺在沙发里看，是文艺片儿，有点儿闷，看着看着睡着了。 等周舟醒来的时候，片子已经演完了，周舟看了一眼表，十一点半，关了碟机，洗漱，然后贴着面膜拿了一本书上床。本想看困了就睡觉，书并不怎么好看，但是一直没有睡意，虽然过了多愁善感的年龄，周舟的睡眠还是会被情绪左右。 到了两点，周舟怕明天上班没精神，强迫自己关灯睡觉了。 在黑暗中，她想起很多事情，有工作的，有生活的，有今天的博士生，也有邱飞。一想到邱飞，她的思绪就延展下去，他们有太多可以回想和幻想的事情了，结果不知道几点钟才睡着，早上起来，发现眼圈黑了。有人说，女人的眼睛，就是女人的年龄。暴露女人年龄的不仅有眼角的皱纹，还有眼睛的神情，周舟的眼睛虽然还像十年前那么明亮，但没有那时清澈了，因为经历的多了。 周舟对着电脑发呆，手头的工作忙完了，突然想上QQ。她关闭了一直挂着的QQ，重新登录了另一个号，这个号，是她大学期间注册的，和邱飞分手后，没再上过，她换了一个新号，开始新生活，但这个QQ她一直没有忘记。今天，她想上了。密码还是邱飞和她的生日。 邱飞写得晕晕沉沉，从网上东拼西凑差不多写了一半多了。他点上一根烟，从笔记本里找了首歌放，闭上眼睛仰靠在椅子里休息。 歌是一首老歌，现在流行的新歌似乎少了一点儿人文气息，已经提不起邱飞的兴趣，他听了没感觉，倒是那些老歌，每次听完都给他不同的感受，能让他想起些什么。 就在歌曲间奏的部分，邱飞突然听到一种异样的声音，好像不是歌里应该有的。他睁开眼，看了一眼屏幕，右下角弹出一个QQ提示，某好友上线。邱飞惊呆了，这不是周舟吗！ 刚才那个怪异的声音，是邱飞设置的提醒，当周舟上线的时候，就会发出这种声音，是邱飞专门为周舟选定的。这么多年了，这个声音一直没有响过，他本以为这个声音不会响了，所以当声音响起的时候，他并没有反应过来。现在，邱飞在好友名单里，看见周舟的头像亮了。 这个号周舟已经三年没有用过了，她都忘了里面谁是谁了。上线后，一个人的头像跳动起来，这个人周舟永远也忘不了。她双击了他的头像。 对话框弹出来，里面都是邱飞给她的留言。 第一条是三年前的夜里一点半留的，内容是：你在吗，如果在，跟我说句话好吗？ 第二条是一点三十五分留的，内容是：也许你还不想理我，那就我说你听着吧……我突然不知道该说什么了，唉！ 第三条是一点四十分留的，内容是：每天可以不吃饭、不睡觉、不上厕所，但不能停止对你的想念！ 第四条是两点留的，内容是：我又忘词了，早点睡吧，晚安！ ... ... ... 第一百三十八条是一年前的夜里十一点二十分留的，内容是：昨晚我又喝多了，难受。但身体难受只是初级的，比身体更难受的是心里的难受，比心里难受更难受的是身体和心里一起难受。我真的很难受。 ... ... ... 第二百零六条是两年前的凌晨一点半留的，内容是：一会儿世界杯又开始了，多想和你一起看意大利的比赛。 第二百一十一条是又过了十几天的凌晨五点二十分留的，内容是：意大利又夺冠了，不知道你在哪，看了没有，想你。 ... ... ... 周舟一条条看着这些留言，心里酸酸的。她或许能体会到邱飞在她离开后的痛苦了。 邱飞看到周舟上线，感觉有点儿不可思议，怕是号码长期不用，被别人盗用了，就发了一句话过去：“是你吗，周舟？” 周舟看完邱飞的那些留言，心潮起伏。她同情起邱飞来，有点儿埋怨自己当初做得太绝情了。这时她发现一条新的留言，一看时间，就是刚刚的。 “是你吗，周舟？” 周舟考虑了很久后，回复了一条：“嗯。”