Chapter 35 Section 5

When Zhuang Yi returned home, the night was dark. Xu Nuan usually doesn't go downstairs, and he usually doesn't go upstairs either. Two people are reserved for each other. One of Zhuang Yi's subordinates once asked Ma Lu and Shunzi, you said, is there something wrong with the boss's mind? How can they live together if they have a deep hatred? Ma Lu and Shunzi looked at each other with a smile, and said, maybe the boss wanted to save the nanny fee and bodyguard fee, this is called a win-win situation. The little brother sighed and said, if I were him, I wouldn't dare to sleep.Think about it, if you hurt a girl like that, it would be no wonder if she didn't find a chance to chop you with a kitchen knife!

Obviously, Zhuang Yi was not worried at all that he would be hacked to death by Xu Nuan with a kitchen knife. Because, as long as Xu Die is in his hands, she will not be so impulsive, after all, it is Meng Gu's flesh and blood.Thinking of Meng Gu, Zhuang Yi's face darkened again. Of course, after finding out who Xu Die's biological father is, his old man also humiliated Xu Nuan, such as "the little uncle and nephew are in the same pot", "envious of other people's family", "eating from a bowl and watching" "in the pot"? ... In short, in his sharp words, Xu Nuan is a heinous slut.

Sometimes, as Zhuang Yi talked, he would feel sick to himself, thinking how he had become like a gossip. It's just that Xu Nuan's eyes are getting colder and colder, which makes him very uncomfortable. After Xu Nuan moved in, Zhuang Yi quit the nannies. From time to time, he called this woman down to serve tea and water, which was very pleasant.It's just that she has to yell loudly every time, otherwise she won't come downstairs. After Zhuang Yi returned home, he planned to find something to eat from the refrigerator, but found that there was actually hot porridge in a thermos cup on the table.

Zhuang Yi's first reaction was that this porridge was definitely poisoned! At this time, he suddenly heard rustling sounds from the bedroom, like a cat meowing, or a cat from Huaichun.He thought, could it be that Xu Nuan planned to trick him in order to meet Meng Gu? He sneered, and thought to himself, this has been said for a long time, this woman is promiscuous! So, he threw his coat on the sofa, walked into the bedroom silently, and prepared to "educate" Xu Nuan, so that she should not try to get his idea. As a result, as soon as he opened the door, he saw a half-naked beautiful girl lying on the bed. She was obviously childish, but she was trying to make a seductive pose.

He took a closer look, it was Liang Xiaoshuang. Immediately my head got big. Liang Xiaoshuang finally waited for Zhuang Yi to come home, and immediately pretended to be flattering to him, calling weakly, Zhuang Yi, didn't you see?The rice is on the bed, and I am in the pot. As soon as Liang Xiaoshuang finished speaking, he immediately realized that he had memorized the wrong lines, so he quickly changed his words, Zhuang Yi, didn't you see?I'm in bed and the rice is in the pot. This "Zhuang Yi" call made goose bumps all over his body. Zhuang Yi's head was full of black lines, and he said, how did you get in here? !

Suddenly, he had a bad feeling.Could it be that Xu Nuan upstairs has been "killed" by Liang Xiaoshuang?Thinking of this, his heart skipped a beat, and he rushed to the second floor. Liang Xiaoshuang thought that this incomprehensible man was going to climb the roof and jump off the building, so he quickly got up from the bed, hugged him like an octopus, and said, don't run! Zhuang Yi pushed her away and said, what do you want to do with your clothes like this? ! Liang Xiaoshuang said, it's strange, why don't you ask me, what do you want to do in this way? Zhuang Yi ignored her, and just about to say "Xu Nuan", Liang Xiaoshuang rushed over, took out a small medicine bottle, and sprayed fiercely in his face.

Poor Zhuang Yikai didn't understand what was going on, so he passed out. With slender legs, Liang Xiaoshuang stepped on Zhuang Yi's body like a queen, but he seemed to have forgotten the words.So he immediately turned to the bed, picked up the little note, and then stepped on Zhuang Yi, laughed loudly, and said, tonight you are my wife's man! Then, she squatted down, looked at Zhuang Yi's handsome face, sighed resentfully, and said, I am here to cure you of "not lifting". It turned out that since Liang Xiaoshuang learned of Zhuang Yi's "secret", he felt extremely painful in his heart, and then consulted a doctor, and even searched countless information on the Internet.

Almost every source says that a man suffering from this disease needs the tolerance and guidance of his wife. Liang Xiaoshuang thought, Zhuang Yi doesn't have a wife.Forget it, if you want to cure his illness, you can only do it yourself --- and only after his illness is cured, can he be with himself. Therefore, Liang Xiaoshuang spent several months planning this incident, including secretly assigning a pair of keys to his house. When Zhuang Yi woke up, he found himself tied to the sofa by Liang Xiaoshuang. Liang Xiaoshuang on the opposite side changed his appearance as a little nurse and put on a bunny girl sexy costume, smiling lewdly at him, like a weasel stealing a chicken.

In fact, Liang Xiaoshuang practiced this kind of laughter in front of the mirror for a long time, and the book said that this kind of laughter has the effect of seductiveness.But obviously, Zhuang Yi on the opposite side was not seduced by her, but was terrified instead. Zhuang Yi struggled and shouted, Liang Xiaoshuang, let me go! Liang Xiaoshuang said, I will not let go! Zhuang Yi was about to cry. He felt that he had never suffered such a great humiliation since he was born. He yelled at Liang Xiaoshuang, what on earth do you want! ? Liang Xiaoshuang walked up to Zhuang Yi, trying to recall some of the most provocative content of the strategies he got from netizens on the forum, and said to Zhuang Yi, "Look, am I beautiful?"

Zhuang Yi felt that he was going crazy, Liang Xiaoshuang was so beautiful in front of him, he was like a crab learning to walk! Liang Xiaoshuang was very satisfied with her performance. She thought, if Li Le had not gone to the United States for treatment, she would definitely ask Li Le to give him criticism and guidance, and strive to make her performance more perfect. Zhuang Yi yelled at her, let me go! Liang Xiaoshuang didn't seem to hear it, she looked at Zhuang Yi, and said to herself, hey, why did I tie you up without taking off your clothes? Zhuang Yi said, then untie me, and then undress me!

Liang Xiaoshuang smiled slyly and said, do you think I'm an idiot?Alas, I know that you men who have this disease are the least willing to face reality and cooperate with treatment, so I have to force treatment!I can't untie you. After speaking, she took out the scissors and walked to Zhuang Yi with a smile. Poor Zhuang Yi just watched helplessly as his T-shirt crumbled into pieces.I saw Liang Xiaoshuang, a weasel whose eyes were shining like fireworks, and said, Wow, Yiyi, your muscles are really good! That felt like a weasel eating a chicken and saying, wow, that tastes good! This is Zhuang Yi's greatest shame in his life! He wants to kill Liang Xiaoshuang! killed! killed! Absolutely do not leave alive! Liang Xiaoshuang was busy cutting his trousers, Zhuang Yi was about to die at that moment, at that moment, he suddenly realized deeply what it meant to be late. This is called late festival not guaranteed! He said, Liang Xiaoshuang, I will kill you! Liang Xiaoshuang smiled at him, showing his sharp teeth, and said, we will be husband and wife in a while, don't fight to the death like that. Zhuang Yi felt that he was about to suffocate, almost suffocated. However, what made him even more suffocated was that he found Xu Nuan standing in front of the fence on the second floor, watching this scene in astonishment.Zhuang Yi only felt his blood flow backwards. Fortunately, Liang Xiaoshuang turned his back and did not notice Xu Nuan. Zhuang Yi watched himself become naked under Liang Xiaoshuang's scissors, but fortunately, Liang Xiaoshuang was merciful and left him a pair of panties, otherwise, he would definitely die! Liang Xiaoshuang looked at his underwear and thought for a long time, and said, I won't cut it up for you for now, it's too shy, anyway, I can see the change and see the curative effect. Zhuang Yi rolled his eyes straight away, thinking, if you knew how shy, would you still do this kind of thing to me? Zhuang Yi took advantage of Liang Xiaoshuang not paying attention to him, and blinked at Xu Nuan upstairs, telling her to contact Shunzi quickly to save him. In the end, Xu Nuan didn't seem to buy it, and just stood quietly upstairs, with some schadenfreude on his expression. Zhuang Yi gave her a hard look. Due to the lack of props, Liang Xiaoshuang held Zhuang Yi's mop and performed a striptease. Zhuang Yi could only close his eyes tightly and refused to look. Liang Xiaoshuang rushed forward at once, her slightly hot skin stuck to Zhuang Yi's skin, she put her face on Zhuang Yi's neck, and said, why don't you look at me?Am I really that annoying to you?I am all for your good, for our future. Zhuang Yi said, Liang Xiaoshuang, if you still want us to have a future, please leave immediately. Liang Xiaoshuang smiled and said, Uncle Zhuang Yi, old man Zhuang Yi, you are really corny.In this world, women suffer, I am not afraid, what are you afraid of? After finishing speaking, the last piece of cloth on her body was also torn off. She opened Zhuang Yi's eyes, so serious and persistent, she said, Zhuang Yi, I love you!I love you!I fell in love with you from the first time I saw you when I was 13!You can't do without me!You can't ignore me!You can't help loving me!I love you!You have to answer me! Zhuang Yi closed his eyes in pain, he couldn't love her, couldn't respond to her, she was still a child, still a wayward child, he couldn't love her.He couldn't understand why this young girl was so stubborn to kill him. He felt that God must have played a huge joke on him, and gave him this huge dog skin plaster! Liang Xiaoshuang's little hand, with jerky touch, landed on the only fabric between his waist and abdomen, and made a tearing movement, she said, Zhuang Yi, we will soon face each other... At that moment Zhuang Yi collapsed. However, Liang Xiaoshuang suddenly fell on top of him, and he took a closer look, Xu Nuan used the mop Liang Xiaoshuang used to dance the pole dance just now, and knocked Liang Xiaoshuang unconscious. Xu Nuan looked at him expressionlessly. Zhuang Yi felt ashamed, so he didn't look at Xu Nuan, but said angrily, untie the rope for me!Still did not change the tone of the order. Xu Nuan looked at him coldly, with that expression, you deserved to have today! Zhuang Yi looked at his almost naked body, blushed suddenly, and yelled at Xu Nuan again with a hard voice, have you seen enough!Are you a womanizer? Xu Nuan felt a little embarrassed, although he was gloating, but Zhuang Yi in front of him was almost naked after all. It's really not suitable for children. Thinking of this, Xu Nuan's face also turned red. There are two people, one is Sunrise River Flower Red Shenghuo, the other is Frost Leaf Red Yu February Flower. Zhuang Yi felt that in this situation, if he was more virtuous, he should commit suicide.He finally couldn't bear it again, and said, if you don't want Liang Xiaoshuang to rise up and start a revolution again, you'd better let me go. As soon as Zhuang Yi mentioned Liang Xiaoshuang, Xu Nuan remembered the photos of the female secretary being beaten up in the newspaper. She looked at Liang Xiaoshuang, who was still in a coma, and couldn't help shaking, lest the little devil would wake up. She came to settle accounts with herself, so she rushed forward to help Zhuang Yi untie the rope, but accidentally tripped over the mop, the real person lost his center of gravity and fell towards Zhuang Yi without warning. So, in the middle of the night, only the roar of "ecstasy" from a man and a woman was heard throughout the apartment. Xu Nuan, the great Xu Nuan, Xu Nuan with pioneering spirit used her small body weighing less than 90 catties to gorgeously break Zhuang Yi's bent leg into a comminuted fracture. And Zhuang Yi, I was wrong, it should be Zhuang Yi's leg, which gorgeously knocked off one of Xu Nuan's beautiful front teeth. ·... Of course, Zhuang Yi, who was almost naked, Xu Nuan, who was full of blood, and Liang Xiaoshuang, who was dressed as a bunny girl, were sent to the hospital by 120.