Chapter 35 Thirty-five, Bei Xiaowu, is a stubborn child

Xiao Jiu left anyway. He didn't leave a word, didn't tell me, didn't tell Bei Xiaowu, and didn't tell Liang Sheng.Before going to bed, I told her, Bei Xiaowu is so good, would you still leave? Xiao Jiu shook her head with a smile, and said, no, no more. That night, I told her about Bei Xiaowu. From when he was a child to when he was in high school, I told Xiaojiu every interesting thing.I said, Xiao Jiu, look, I have walked through Bei Xiaowu's life for you.I'm your good sister, right?Xiao Jiu just laughed.I suddenly felt sad, maybe there will be a day when I will tell Wei Young or other girls about Liang Sheng, since when he was six years old, I made a funny face and made him cry.Then, I also want to say to them, "Look, I walked through Liang Sheng's life for you"?

Xiao Jiu said, "Jiang Sheng, let me tell you about the young master too. Finally, I have walked in his life for you for a few years." Cheng Tianyou?I frowned, and I said, Xiao Jiu, I don't want to listen to him!I said, Xiao Jiu, let me tell you that when Bei Xiaowu was in sixth grade, he was caught by the math teacher for reading pornographic novels in class. ,Do you know why?After I finished speaking, I laughed hahaha. Xiao Jiu frowned, and looked at me in surprise, Jiang Sheng, when did you become a big woman? My face turned red, and after a long time, I said, Xiao Jiu, you are the woman of great desire!That's because Bei Xiaowu's pants were scratched by the nails on the stool!If he stood up straight, wouldn't he tear his pants and expose his butt?His butt is so big, when I said this, I laughed again, and then looked at Xiao Jiu seriously, what are you?

Xiao Jiu said, I was overthinking.Think about it too, at that time, how pure you were, you were still Wahaha, right?Also, Bei Xiaowu, at that time, didn't know if he had matured at that time, maybe he still couldn't tell the difference between men and women?After finishing speaking, I also laughed out loud, only the lonely moon and our two witches laughed like witches in the whole night sky. I said, Xiao Jiu, I forgot to tell you that Bei Xiaowu finally stood up straight, and it was the teacher who twisted his ears to straighten him.There was only one sound heard in the classroom, and that was the ripping of Bei Xiaowu's trousers.

Xiao Jiu said, so Bei Xiaowu is in your classroom naked?That teacher is too imperialist, right? I proudly said, how can I?With someone as smart as me, how can Bei Xiaowu's chastity be compromised?I taped him up again with scotch tape.At that time, the math teacher praised my cleverness in class!Said that I will become a scientist in the future.Since then I have loved scientific research.It wasn't until my freshman year that I woke up and realized that I had lost my way. Xiao Jiu laughed, what happened?Such a blow to your gorgeous pursuit of science? I sighed. Later, in the science class, the teacher taught us to do an experiment each. We decided on the topic and plan by ourselves. As a result, I caught a cold that day, so I asked Bei Xiaowu to do it for me.As a result, the guy from Bei Xiaowu did a super gorgeous experiment for me.The topic is: Prove that spiders have ears on their legs.Materials: Spider, white paper, table, knife.The steps are as follows: Step 1, put the white paper on the table, put the spider on the white paper, slap the table hard and shout, run!The spider ran away.The second step is to cut off all the legs of the spider with a knife, then put it on the white paper, slap the table hard again and shout, run!The spider doesn't move!It can be seen from the above that the ears of spiders grow on their legs.

Xiao Jiu rolled her eyes while laughing, Bei Xiaowu is an idiot!Then what experiment did he do? I said, his topic is: Prove that Jiang Sheng is a scientific idiot, and then prove that the math teacher has blind eyes plus glaucoma and cataracts!The material is: Jiang Sheng's idiot science experiment report. Damn, Xiao Jiu broke out, Bei Xiaowu is really a vengeful master.Too small. I nodded, and I said, yes, Xiao Jiu, you can see that Bei Xiaowu is such a stubborn guy, he will remember when others treat him badly; he will also remember when others treat him well with.So whoever he looks for, the nine cows will not be able to pull back.So, Xiao Jiu, don't leave, okay?Bei Xiaowu is a stubborn child!

Xiao Jiu just laughed, her eyelashes were full of fine tears, she said, Jiang Sheng, let me tell you a joke about the little boy.Three years ago, the young master bought a German Shepherd and took it out to meet his dog friends, but was knocked down by a short-legged bull terrier.Later he bought a Tibetan mastiff, but was injured by a Caucasian dog owned by another high-ranking son.The little boy was completely scratched, and finally, he simply paid a lot of money to ask someone to smuggle a Siberian wolf to keep him.As a result, the little boy was sent to the hospital. That wolf bites?I looked at Xiao Jiu and asked nervously.

Xiao Jiu snorted, biting?It's not bad if you don't eat people. I said, yes, fortunately I have a dog. If the young master likes cats, he will smuggle a tiger home to keep him... Xiao Jiu said, I really wish I could, so that three years ago, instead of being sent to the hospital, he was sent to the cemetery. I said, Xiao Jiu, your prejudice against the young master is really deep enough! Xiaojiu Dandan, Jiang Sheng, or Cheng Tianyou is not a bad person, but it is definitely not his turn to be a good person.Well, don't talk so much, go to sleep. I listened to Xiao Jiu's words and fell asleep soon.But when I woke up, Xiao Jiu had already left.

Bei Xiaowu kept asking me, Jiang Sheng, tell me, where did Xiao Jiu go?You tell me! My head was shaking like a rattle, yes, I really don't know, how could Xiao Jiu choose to leave in a dark night?When leaving, did she look at the stars in the sky?Do you feel that the stars in the sky are particularly like Bei Xiaowu's stubborn eyes? Bei Xiaowu was dumbfounded and started talking to himself. He said to the leftover scallion pancakes from yesterday, tell me, where did Xiao Jiu go?Then he said to the half roast chicken.Finally, he ran to the corner and said to the wine bottle left by Xiao Jiu.He said, tell me, where did Xiao Jiu go, tell me!