Chapter 9 9. Wild jujube tree from ginger in Weijiaping

When going to school the next day, Bei Xiaowu came to call us. He smiled at me as soon as he entered the door. Damn, Jiang Sheng, aren't your front teeth buried in that thief's ass of He Manhou? I gave him a beautiful smile, showing white and healthy little teeth.Bei Xiaowu couldn't help but exclaimed in admiration: Liang Sheng, look, your family Jiang Sheng really has a mouthful of good teeth.Damn, why can such a set of neat teeth grow out of He Manhou's ass?It surprised me that! Bei Xiaowu's words almost made me return all the food I ate this morning to Mother Earth.

Liang Sheng said, Bei Xiaowu, don't always target Jiang Sheng. Bei Xiaowu snorted coldly, your Jiang Sheng is a powerful master, I heard that He Manhou's ass could not touch the bed last night.I don't dare to mess with her, my ass didn't offend me, I don't want to make trouble for my ass! In those few days, Bei Xiaowu kept mentioning the close relationship between my teeth and He Manhou's ass in front of me, which annoyed me immensely.He said, Jiang Sheng, don't be angry, let me ask you a more elegant question.the last one.He said swearingly. I bit my pencil and listened to his ramblings. I said, Bei Xiaowu, since he is elegant, you can just say it.

Bei Xiaowu scratched his head and said Jiang Sheng, I always wanted to know, did He Manhou's ass stay with your head for so long, did he not fart? I said, you care so much about this issue, why don't you try connecting your head with his ass? As a result, in the afternoon, Bei Xiaowu's face was connected to the buttocks of a boy in our class. The reason was to compete for a few wild jujube trees on a small convex land in Weijiaping.The jujubes grown on the sour jujube tree are one of the few delicious snacks for the children in Weijiaping. Many people may laugh at this, but the materials in our land were really poor at that time.There are few dates, but there are many children in Weijiaping. This kind of situation where there are too many monks and too little porridge, to be exact, the situation where there are too many monks and nuns (they are monks, and I am a nun) and so little porridge often leads to fierce battles.Girls may have a special liking for snacks, so I said to Bei Xiaowu, I want those jujube trees, and you occupy them for me!

Bei Xiaowu has always been a character who sacrificed his life for his friends, so when he occupied the jujube tree for me and was resisted by "heretics", he was obliged to start the war, when he bit the boy's ass with his mouth , he regretted it.Because he forgot to know about the boy's diet. He didn't eat for three days afterwards.Liang Sheng has been comforting his almost collapsed mind.I also comforted him, I said, Bei Xiaowu, choosing a butt is also a science.This time you donate your mouth for the country!In fact, I don't know why Bei Xiaowu was so unlucky. The boy he bit was having a stomachache that day. When Bei Xiaowu bit his mouth, his body couldn't help himself immediately under the stimulation of pain...

After being silent for three days, Bei Xiaowu suddenly ran into my yard and shouted, "Damn, Jiang Sheng, I finally figured it out now. It turned out that the boy ate Sophora japonica buns!" Regarding the jujube, the children in Weijiaping have never reached a consensus, and they are not even willing to accept the opinions of the overlord Liang Sheng. Although Mingli promised to leave the jujube to me, when Liangsheng went to pick it, the jujube would always be blue of. In the end, they reached a gentleman's agreement, which meant that if Liang Sheng could engrave his name on each jujube branch, they would never touch a wild jujube again.Obviously this is unrealistic.What they want in the end is that whoever picks the jujube will eat it.

I looked at Liang Sheng, who frowned, and I said, brother, don't think about it.I don't want to eat those sour things anymore, it's so sour, it's so unpalatable! Liang Sheng patted my head, smiled, turned to face them, and said as if he had made up his mind, yes, it's settled! In the afternoon, when Bei Xiaowu and I went home together, Liang Sheng didn't know where he went. I didn't see Liang Sheng coming back from dinner at night. My father kept using his residual limbs to support the wheelchair to the door to look around. My mother asked me in a low voice, where's your brother?

I shook my head, I haven't seen him all afternoon. When it got dark, Liang Sheng came back with scratches on his hands, took a few mouthfuls of food in a hurry, picked up the flashlight and left.I chased him outside the door and called him brother, where are you going? Liang Sheng made a face at me, saying that brother will show you something good tomorrow!After speaking, he left in a hurry. When he woke up the next day, Liang Sheng was still nowhere to be seen.Bei Xiaowu called me to go to school, I grabbed Liang Sheng's schoolbag and left in a hurry.I told Bei Xiaowu, it's over, my brother is missing.

Bei Xiaowu's eyeballs rolled for a long time, and he pulled me towards the sour jujube bushes in Xiaotudi. The sun shines on the earth, on the green field beside the sour jujube bushes, a young man with delicate features curled up and fell asleep, his thin clothes were soaked in dew, and his soft hair was sticky, he fell asleep tiredly, but there was a smile on his face. A satisfied smile. A flashlight and a knife are at hand.The sleeping boy was Liang Sheng. I looked at him blankly, and stretched out my hand to hold a branch. The brown branch was engraved with: Jiang Sheng's jujube tree.

All the same! Bei Xiaowu kicked Liang Sheng, damn it, Jiang Sheng, my mother was right, your brother is really bewitched! Liang Sheng woke up with a start. When he saw me, he rubbed his eyes. Jiang Sheng, from today onwards, these jujubes are yours. After that day, all the jujubes in Weijiaping belonged to me.The gluttonous children were dumbfounded when they saw the clear traces on every slender twig. I kept holding Liang Sheng's scratched hand and crying, I said, Liang Sheng, you are so stupid. Liang Sheng said, my brother can't let Jiang Sheng eat poached eggs and braised pork now, so you can't even eat jujube.

Bei Xiaowu said, yes, Jiang Sheng, don't cry, you are already ugly, and you will become even more deformed when you cry.