Chapter 2 2. Painful insomnia, and the cat

Although I didn't go to a beauty clinic, my face miraculously improved without leaving any scars. Bei Xiaowu stared at my face for a long time, I thought he was going to praise how amazing my skin is, but I didn't expect him to say that your cat's claws are also amazing, and he has practiced "Taxue Wuhen" so advanced martial arts. So, throughout the day, he was at my house, pondering around with the cat's paw holding the mushroom. I asked him, I heard that you have a new love recently?Called Babao? Bei Xiaowu raised his face, looked at me, and said, Gossip!Absolutely gossip!Did the paparazzi in Jinling tell you?I knew it was her!

I said, okay, even if it's not your new love, what does that eight treasure look like?How did you two meet?You should tell me about this, right? Bei Xiaowu looked at me with disdainful eyes like looking at a little eighth woman, and said, cut, go, what else can eight treasures be like?It is the same as your mushroom, with one nose and two eyes. Oh, it turns out that Bei Xiaowu's new love looks like a cat. This is my first impression of Babao: a woman like a cat.This made me suddenly think of Xiao Jiu, who occasionally reveals a cat-like charm. However, Bei Xiaowu has been refusing to tell me how he knew Babao.As if it was an extremely unreportable matter, it would make him look ashamed.

The whole day, the three of us, Bei Xiaowu, me, Donggu, huddled together on the balcony.Bei Xiaowu's butt is really big, and Donggu and I had to stick close together. Bei Xiaowu said, Jiang Sheng, tell me, if I push you and the mushroom together, which one of you will die first? Damn, he really is a crow's mouth, under such a beautiful white cloud and blue sky, he can think of such a perverted thing.Could it be that Xiaojiu's departure made him so decadent that only the word "death" filled his head?Grandma's, it's so annoying! Just when I was about to raise my hand to pat his head, a cold voice sounded from behind me and Bei Xiaowu, he said, I privately think, Comrade Xiaowu, you will die first!

Looking back, I saw Cheng Tianyou leaning against the floor-to-ceiling windows, the sunlight dancing on his curved eyelashes, burning like a hot flame in his cold eyes.He looked at Bei Xiaowu coldly. Bei Xiaowu also squinted at him, then turned to ask me, ex-wife!Didn't you say that you live in this house yourself?Didn't you say that the relationship between the two of you is as pure as Mount Fuji?How come Cheng Tianyou has the key to your house?Damn, dare you, you really have concubine with him?Grandma, I figured it out. The "Mount Fuji" you mentioned didn't mean that it was as pure as the snow on Mount Fuji, but that the enthusiasm between you two was like the eruption of Mount Fuji!

under…… no doubt. Of course. That is, every time he and Cheng Tianyou meet, as long as time permits, they will do routine things: roll eyes at each other, talk coldly, tear, push and push each other.Almost spit on each other casually. I was at a loss on the sidelines.Donggu, on the contrary, watched the "fight" between the two of them leisurely.Until Bei Xiaowu was defeated and fled, and was slaughtered downstairs.Donggu will still watch this defeated man leave with reluctance. So far, the movie is over.Therefore, there is still more to say about mushrooms. In this way, the mushroom, with its special reserve and pride, occupies my life.

At first, I thought that the mushroom would be grateful to me. After all, I ended its bumpy and wandering life and let it live under my roof without any worries. Every time I take it to the flower shop I jointly opened with Jinling, it will be extremely happy. Of course, Jin Ling is just a shareholder. Most of the time she is busy with her favorite news business, and I am a standard "flower girl". After having a full meal with mushroom wine, you can jump out of the street from time to time, and pose, wink and play with the handsome little cats on the street, who are dressed up beautifully by the owner, and call them spring.

However, it is clear that the mushrooms are not grateful to me for this.On the contrary, it may feel that the life I give it is too comfortable, causing it to "feel warm and think about lust"; Seventy-two cat concubines in the Sixth Courtyard of the Palace, Changle Weiyang. Please, Brother Donggu, this is not a feudal society where parents arrange marriages.If you want to be happy, you have to find it by yourself, don't blame your Aunt Jiang Sheng for all the unsatisfactory life.Thinking of this, I glanced at it with contempt. Mushroom probably saw the disdain I had for it. One day, on Jinling’s birthday, it was too late to play, so I didn’t go to the flower shop to pick up mushrooms, but God Bless sent me home directly.

So, the next morning, when I went to the flower shop and planned to give the guests the flowers just wrapped yesterday, the scene in front of me scared me so much that I almost became a female ape again! The ground is full of flowers, and the ground is messy.Among the random flowers, the mushrooms are laughing among the bushes! When Jinling came over, I was fighting with mushrooms.I closed the shop door, chasing mushrooms. As soon as Jinling pushed the door open, Donggu quickly jumped out of the store. Jin Ling looked at the messy flowers here, first he was taken aback, then shook his head, sighed, and said, come on!Daiyu, let's play funeral flowers together.

In other words, what a great art language is, Jinling's words have caused too much damage to my heart, especially when she added the last sentence: Jiang Sheng, the loss of our flower shop today is yours. That night, I dreamed that I traveled through time to become Lin Daiyu, only to find that Jia Baoyu actually had a big face and a big butt like Bei Xiaowu.So, I sadly resisted the hoe to bury the flowers. A rain of flowers came, and instead of being buried as a flower, I was buried under the overwhelming flowers. The pie-faced Jia Baoyu clapped his hands and laughed gloatingly on my head, jumping, jumping, it is simply the reincarnation of our winter mushroom!

Donggu smashed Cheng Tianyou's words with its tough behavior - keeping cats can help improve my sleep quality.From then on, I no longer superstitiously believe that mushrooms will bring me the feeling of sleep. So, I changed back to the habit of reading articles on the Internet every day, just like in college, trying to use visual fatigue to speed up my falling asleep. Time travel articles are very popular recently, so I happily followed the heroine in the article and happily traveled back to various dynasties, like a pervert who is eager to roar, drooling at the computer, reviewing all kinds of ancient books. pretty boy.

But then, what jumped into my mind was, under the moonlight, deep in my memory, the stubborn and sad face of that young man, pale and indifferent.There are also his thick and shaded eyelashes like swan wing feathers, and the faint light in his eyes. that's it! Again! Sorry! Sorry! I'm really really sorry! I always think of you like this, without warning. Thousands of mountains and rivers to search.Thousands of mountains and rivers of waiting.The memories of thousands of mountains and rivers.This is something I never imagined, Liang Sheng, I never imagined that eighteen years later, you and I, Jiang Sheng and Liang Sheng, would have such an ending. Eighteen years ago, you at the age of six, covered with a gorgeous halo of the setting sun, appeared in my life like a little prince in a fairy tale; at the age of four, I was heartless towards you I laughed, but you, in this strange environment, faced my ugly grimace and cried. Eighteen years later, you at the age of twenty-four, will you still be dressed in a glow, standing like a tree of gloomy and graceful youth?Thin and soft black hair, slightly sad lips, jade-like eyebrows and eyes as if in a dream.Just, which city will it be in?which corner?That gentle woman is smiling at you again.And you, will there still be tears like broken diamonds in your azure eyes? Perhaps, you finally smiled at her gentleness.Because, regarding the past, you have forgotten those injuries—the medical certificate, signed by the attending doctor, is written in black and white: cerebral microvessels are broken, blood clots block the brain, the patient appears confused, and has symptoms of amnesia... At this moment You don't even know that in that old city, there is a girl named Jiang Sheng who is thinking and waiting for you in thousands of mountains and rivers, waiting for you to go home. At the end of the longing, what followed was insomnia, insomnia, insomnia with a splitting headache! Sigh, brother, why didn't there be a bolt from the blue, a bolt of lightning that hit my head, making me travel back to ancient times like the heroine in the article!Since the distance of space can't stop my concern for the past, let me go back to the old time and space, let time and space become a cage at the same time, and imprison my concern! Draw the ground as a prison. Draw the ground as a prison. By the way, pray, brother, you old man can also be merciful, send me back to ancient times, and send me to beautiful men like Pan An and Song Yu along the way, don't send me to Butcher Hu or the old monk Go, then I will be very unlucky, I can't always be so unlucky since I was a child.Well, Song Yu, Pan An, it’s best to just be their wives when they travel back, er, concubines are also fine, there are such handsome guys who can get their hands on it, even if they die under the abuse of the big wife, it’s worth it up.Wait, Liang Sheng, don't let me time travel back to be their sister, this is the most important thing!As long as I don't want to be a sister, I will accept being their nanny! Insomnia. Insomnia again. Continue to suffer from insomnia. Still insomnia. I stared into Yuanyuan's eyes, waiting for a Liang Sheng to swing back a thunderbolt and split me into Gu Gu.Then I started to think infinitely, I won't cross into Pan Jinlian, right?Just happened to be having an affair with Ximen Qing?Damn, my thoughts are so... to use Bei Xiaowu's latest colloquial term, obscenity!Hey, anyway, Xiaoxi is said to be a romantic and handsome man, it's better than having an affair with classmate Wu Dalang.Which woman would it be better for me to transmigrate into?Wu Zetian, hahaha, great, great, all the beautiful men in the world are mine, thinking of this makes me so excited that I can't fall asleep.But when I think about it, what if when I travel through the past, it happens to be the time when Miss Xiao Wu is ordained as a nun?Damn, am I just bald?Forget it, forget it, let me continue to think about it, who is better for me to transmigrate into? Thinking about it, my consciousness finally became blurred and chaotic at two o'clock in the middle of the night, and then gradually fell asleep... Before my consciousness fell into darkness, I saw a bright lightning outside the window, and after the muffled thunder, I felt that I had suddenly entered a different time and space as light as a swallow! God!Fantastic Liang Sheng!I didn't miss you in vain!I really crossed over! what!You actually actually became the concubine of Mr. Song Yu through time travel, oh my god, Liang Sheng, you are so amazing!As expected of my brother!Haha, let's see how the miraculous Jiang Sheng, I will fight wits and courage with my abusive eldest wife!Just as I looked down at this brocade dress, I imagined that I would be like the heroine in the time-traveling novel, unrestrained and unrestrained, overwhelming the ancient times.I don't want to, suddenly, there are bursts of scolding in my ears, and lashes on my body-wow!It hurts your Aunt Jiang Sheng to death!Before I could say this, a big furry hand covered my mouth behind me. Sitting upright in the main hall is the noble young lady, surrounded by musk orchids and awe-inspiring black hairpins. Under the thin powder, a pair of beautiful red and phoenix eyes are looking around. She stretched out her orchid fingers arrogantly and angrily said to me, Drag this disobedient slut out to me and sink to the bottom of the water!Wash away the shame of my Song family! Just like that, I just traveled back and became handsome Song Yu's concubine, and now I, who didn't even give my first kiss, have become an unruly "slut".But before I had time to raise my eyes to look at the husband on the seat, let alone touch the legendary handsome man, I was strangled in the cradle by the real lady sitting at the front of the hall, and a few rude servants smashed my body Tie up a boulder... Madame, please save my life for a day and a half, at least you let me experience how unruly I am in actual combat.Hey, if I knew earlier that I would travel back only to die, why would I rush to travel through such suffering?Poor me, I have already figured out how to use the trump card of the new women in the 21st century, and get Song Yu in a second. Ugh. underwater. come down. The blue hair swayed, together with the brocade clothes on her body.Just like a huge and dreamy cloud, it shattered at the bottom of the water.I think, handsome Song should like this concubine, why can't he say a word for the one he loves?Does he have the same tight and sad lips as you? asphyxia. sink. The moment you lost consciousness was like the Qingshui River in Weijiaping back then. At that time, when you were extremely anxious about Wei Young who fell into the water, and when your consciousness was almost weak, I tried my best to rescue Wei Young from the rapids under the rainstorm. rise.In fact, at that time, I almost drowned.It’s just, fear, fear, you who flew to the river from afar, after jumping into the water, the first person to save is Wei Young, not Jiang Sheng who grew up beside you! I am afraid that such a result will make me despair. Brother, do you know how powerful despair is?It made me suddenly burst out of energy that I didn't know in the icy river.I quickly regained my consciousness, struggling to catch Wei Young in the rapids.I didn't even think about it, such danger is enough for me to die! At that time, when I handed Wei Young into your hands on the shore, with tears in my eyes, I sank quietly to the bottom of the water again... It's just the rain on my face, you can't see through my sadness. The Qingshui River at that time was bitter. asphyxia. sink. There seemed to be swimming fish around me, they kissed my sixteen-year-old hair, the tears overflowing from the corners of my eyes, and the sad curve of my lips. continue. sink. asphyxia. Finally crash!