Chapter 33 Chapter 32 Comedy

Zhao Jiadi didn't snore under normal circumstances, only when he was drinking too much or was exhausted. After he smoked, washed his face and brushed his teeth, he picked up a quilt and covered his body to sleep.Because he was afraid of snoring and disturbing Mu Hongli, he couldn't sleep well, and a voice in his heart told him that you were still a man, such a delicate big beauty was lying a few meters away, and you helped take off your shoes, so you can't Do you take off your clothes?Another voice said Zhao Baliang, you can't be sorry to Wang Banjin, Qi Dongcao, Zhaojia Village Village Committee, all the young women in Zhaojia Village who have a crush on you.The tenacious fight between morality and desire was really not an ordinary torment. He didn't fall asleep until dawn. In the past, he had already gotten up and went for a run at this time.

Mu Hongli opened her eyes, staring at the ceiling in a daze, she didn't seem to understand why she was lying on this bed that was much bigger than a school bed.She thought for a few minutes, and then reached out to touch the clothes, which were intact. She breathed a sigh of relief, turned sideways to a comfortable position, and stared at the guy curled up on the sofa not far away. It's so pitiful, and the air-conditioned room is still a little cold with a quilt covered Yes, and the sofa is just that big.Mu Hongli smiled slightly, listening to Zhao Jiadi's light snoring, she quietly brought him a heavy blanket because of poor sleep quality, jumped back to the big bed, closed her eyes again, and planned to sleep again Going back to sleep, anyway, there is no class this morning, even if there is class, she will skip.

The ringing of the mobile phone woke up the "dog man and woman" who were sleeping soundly in the same room, but they didn't share the same bed. Zhao Jiadi woke up immediately, picked up the phone, and found that it was Li Feng with a wretched laugh.This guy and Shen Han were in good spirits after enjoying a wonderful spring evening, and said to Zhao Jiadi: "I'm right outside your door, and you didn't know how to keep your voice down for two nights, I heard it all, it's so wild and ecstasy Seeing that Mu Hongli hadn't moved, Zhao Jiadi whispered, "Get out, I slept on the sofa when I arrived at the hotel yesterday, and didn't touch her with a single finger." Li Feng screamed, "Uh, shame on dormitory 103." , and deal with it according to the family law after returning."

The so-called family law, in fact, is that men and women are not allowed to watch war movies in the dormitory for two weeks. For all young people who love love, literature, art, and action movies in bed, this is undoubtedly a devastating punishment.Just as Zhao Jiadi wanted to explain, Li Feng said that he and the radiant Ma Xiaotiao withdrew first, and then hung up the phone.Zhao Jiadi, who was sleepy with back pain and leg cramps, stretched lightly, looked at the time, it was half past ten, and then glanced at Mu Hongli who was motionless on the bed.She fell asleep peacefully, her figure was more graceful and attractive when she was lying down than when she was standing, revealing a pair of pink and tender little feet.Zhao Jiadi smiled, remembering that he pinched her calf twice yesterday when she took off her shoes and socks, but unfortunately she was too nervous to touch her calf at that time.

First, I went to wash my face and brush my teeth, and quietly did dozens of push-ups on the ground. When it was about eleven o'clock, Zhao Jiadi decided to wake her up.He walked around to the head of the bed, squatted down, stretched out his hand and pinched Mu Hongli's nose, the girl slapped off Zhao's paw, Zhao Jiadi continued to pinch, and she continued to pat.Zhao Jiadi saw that her lips were not dry, but delicate and charming, just like rose petals covered with dew in the morning, so he stretched out his finger and wiped it gently. This time, Mu Hongli didn't respond. Jia Di was not polite, thinking that a gentleman must pick up some sesame seeds to make up for lost watermelon all night.

At the critical moment when Zhao Jiadi was about to make progress, Mu Hongli with a bright red face opened his eyes, and stared at Zhao Jiadi with puffy cheeks. "The weather is good today." Zhao Jiadi said awkwardly.His hand rested on Mu Hongli's lips, and he didn't dare to withdraw it.A villain is always cuter than a hypocrite. "Is it easy to touch?" Mu Hongli became charming without warning, with a charming smile, very much like those young women who would seduce their husbands at night as soon as they reached the age of wolves and tigers. Zhao Jiadi nodded.

Mu Hongli snorted, turned her head and turned around, facing the coloring wolf Zhao Jiadi with her back.She sleeps lightly and is easily woken up. There is a girl in the dormitory who likes to talk in her sleep, and the girl on the upper bunk likes to answer in her sleep. Except for Mu Hongli, they all like to play mahjong. The sleep talk at night is either Dongfeng or Xiaosan Yuan, Da Sixi, etc. refused to stop, and Mu Hongli kept holding back.In fact, being supported by Zhao Jiadi to come to the Shangri-La Hotel, she was already prepared for the absurdity, although the bottom line in her heart is to sleep in a bed, and the well water does not violate the river water, and if it is more, she will be hugged gently. Di really wanted beasts and livestock, she was a girl with no strength to restrain a chicken, she would never call the police, but Zhao Jiadi was a bit unscrupulous except when helping her take off her shoes and socks, and then he was outrageously serious.

When he was lying on the sofa smoking a cigarette, she was still awake, so she stared wide-eyed in the dark, watching the cigarette butts flickering, which was very interesting.She also made a mischievous pose with the strength of alcohol, and when she heard that Zhao Jiadi's breathing became heavier at that time, she was very happy and wanted to suffocate you to death. Falling into a deep sleep, I felt very at ease, even more peaceful and comfortable than sleeping at home, except when the bell rang.While Zhao Jiadi was washing his face and brushing his teeth, she woke up again, thinking that this wolf in sheep's clothing was finally going to attack Little Red Riding Hood, and she finally couldn't continue to pretend to be asleep.The atmosphere in the room is eerie now.

"Red carp, I want to ask you something." Zhao Jiadi lay down beside her very rudely.He slept on the sofa all night and is finally comfortable now. Mu Hongli felt as if she was facing an enemy, her body was tense, she was so nervous that she couldn't get any more nervous, she thought it was over, this was the first time she slept on a big bed with the opposite sex, and what happened next was completely out of her control. "Do you still like that guy? It's the childhood sweetheart who has better grades than me, is taller than me, and looks more handsome than me." Zhao Jiadi asked cautiously.

Mu Hongli trembled slightly, turned around abruptly, her eyes were a little wet, she bit her lip and said, "I don't know if I like you, but if I really like him, I wouldn't deliberately fail the Beijing Foreign Language exam! Do you think a girl who still knows a little bit of shame will let someone climb into bed casually?" Zhao Jiadi hesitated for a moment, then began to undress. Mu Hongli, who asked the teacher for the crime, immediately panicked, timidly and frightened: "What are you going to do?" Zhao Jia said with a tragic face: "I made a big mistake, so I can only promise it with my body."

The courage and seriousness that Mu Hongli had finally concocted was shattered, her face turned cloudy, her tears turned into a smile, she turned around and cursed, "You rascal." "I'm still a hooligan. I won't be despised to death by my roommates when I go back." Zhao Jiadi smiled wryly, gently pulled Mu Hongli over, and the two faced each other. "You won't lie and say you took mine?" Mu Hongli blushed.Some women are the kind of flowers that bloom desperately when they see a man, while some women are reserved and proud, only swaying delicately for a man. "How can you talk nonsense about this kind of thing, it's not good for you." Zhao Jiadi whispered frankly. "Are you so kind and honest? It's not like that. I don't know who said on the blackboard that I am Besucheva from Li, a hypocritical woman." Mu Hongli said bitterly. "Let him let the past go with the wind." Zhao Jiadi couldn't help laughing, Mu Hongli, who was neither cool nor arrogant, was indeed very attractive and beautiful. "Jiadi, tell me about your comedy, you didn't continue talking last night." Mu Hongli asked curiously. "Then you have to allow me to smoke, otherwise I won't have the vicissitudes and profound feeling." Zhao Jiadi smiled. Mu Hongli got off the bed very considerately and virtuously and handed him the cigarette, lighter and ashtray, and then continued to lie down gently and virtuously. by his side. "It's a comedy, so you have to laugh when you hear it, or you're not going to join in." Zhao Jiadi lit a cigarette, took a puff and joked, "Her name is Xie Si. She is the beauty of our school. Her grades are not very good. She is on the same level as me. Of course, it means the total score. I knew her since I was in high school." , maybe similar to you, she is a girl who has been receiving love letters since elementary school. It’s strange, I didn’t think she was pretty at first, but then I saw her crying so recklessly on the balcony, like a bird that usually squats on a branch for men The peacock from a distance fell to the ground with a 'snap' and turned into a sparrow, but I thought she was very beautiful. After that, I chased after her and wrote a love letter every day. I used my left hand to write a love letter. I wrote it all night, and finally I was able to take it out to meet people. So now I can write with my left hand very well. At first, she ignored me, probably because of face. I can't hang on, after all, I saw the disgraceful side, so I refused to talk to me, and I was a fool at that time, which girl would like to associate with me? Don't blame her, she has a lot of suitors Yes, you have to line up, and you can line up from her class to the school gate. As soon as I jumped in the line, the unsightly animals would jump out immediately. Anyway, I was busy fighting with rivals in the first semester of my sophomore year. Originally, I never followed The kids in the school were angry, because they didn't like the routine of fighting against the outside world and keeping the inside safe. The fights were purely for the fun of having fun with their buddies, not for attracting attention. Fortunately, my grades in a single subject were good, and the school didn't expel me. I counted and counted. I checked once for studying abroad, and I got a major demerit twice, and I was given a serious warning three times. I participated in some competition, and I happened to win the first prize. It happened that I was going to go on stage to read the review paper. I tiptoed to Xie Si and smirked at Xie Si, and then shouted: "Xie Si, I like you, I want to love you for ten thousand years!" Fortunately, the director of the Political and Education Department, who I didn't like at that time, was on a business trip, and the director of the Education Department was me. Chemistry teacher, I got a warning afterwards, it's not painful, it's a bird." Zhao Jiadi paused for a moment, then continued: "After writing a love letter to Xie Si for a whole year and fighting for more than half a year, she finally nodded and agreed to be my girlfriend. I took my brother's best friend to drink all night, I don't know After throwing up a few times, I told them earnestly, "Brother, I want to change my ways and turn to the right. I won't find me in fights in the future. My wife is not allowed. I want to study hard and improve every day." At that time, a very fierce and rich girl scolded me Coward, I'm still happy, so I said, "What's wrong with being ungrateful? The sky is big and the earth is big, and you can be my wife if you have the ability." The girl cried and said, "Two hundred and five Zhao Jiadi, go, open the room. , What’s wrong with you being a virgin, my wife is still a virgin.” I seemed to want to say something at the time, but that time I really drank too much and fell asleep. Maybe it’s my eyesight. Until now, I still think Xie Si was very nice when we were in a relationship, she didn’t have big ambitions, and she wouldn’t nudge me to try hard to get into a famous university. I occasionally got injured in a fight without telling her, and she just bought me medicine silently. She always The first time I picked up kittens and puppies, I took them home, and basically every time she was thrown out by her parents, she cried very sad again. I was responsible for giving these little things to caring people every time. My family is in Caofeidian, but I studied in another district. I almost went to that district several times because of these cats and dogs. She studies very hard, but her grades can't improve, and she doesn't want me to teach. The grade hovered around 200, so I specially did the questions according to this level. Once, I really stayed in the 190 and above, which was not far from her. I was very happy, but she was not very happy. At that time I didn't think much about it, I always thought that even if such a kind girl who is not smart and a bit stupid does something bad, it won't be so bad that it can make people sad, and then I am such a pessimist who is finally optimistic It's comedy." Zhao Jiadi took a deep puff of cigarette, and said: "When the midterm exam of the first semester of senior high school ended, it happened to be her birthday, so I spent all my savings on the stock market and played a pretty good short-term operation, earning a fortune. A sum of money, I skipped class and ran to Tianjin to buy her a ring, and ran to find her when I came back in the middle of the night, only to see her kissing the animal that I had beaten up at the stairs. The thief took the initiative. When I was with her, I was trembling even holding hands. The turtle son actually put his hand into her clothes after kissing her, and she didn't stop her. I was confused at the time and didn't understand What happened to a woman in this world? Sure enough, none of the beautiful women are not fox? Then she saw me in Xinhuan, and it was the first time that I went to the rooftop to help Xie Siba. The father at home was in the circle. He is very rich. We in Tangshan claim to earn hundreds of millions of dollars a month. There are 16 or 17 people on and off the table. His grades are also good, he stays in the top ten of his grade every day, and he is also good at playing basketball. He is definitely different from a guy like me who only contributes and gets blocked when he plays. I can't beat you even if I call someone, but you woman, I can play whatever I want. I want to hit him when I go up, and Xie Si, who has a pretty happy face, panicked and said Zhao Jiadi, don't mess around. She Let that calf go first, then go upstairs to move a box of love letters, return it to me, and say break up. Break up? Break up, it’s all like this, don’t I still beg her to give me another chance? I was thinking, is it because I am too stupid or Xie Si is too good at acting, or that rich kid is too sharp. During that time, my best friend persuaded me, my sister also comforted me, and I finally figured it out: a man who wants a lover, You must first learn to love yourself well. I looked in the mirror, washed my face, shaved off my beard, went out of the kennel and cut an eight-dollar crew cut, then went back and took out a watermelon knife, took the ring to school, I found Xie Si, who was smiling brightly with her boyfriend during the break between classes, and knocked the ring into pieces in front of her, and then beat the animal that had been proud of it for half a year to internal bleeding. A dozen or so were against me It’s difficult, and I haven’t tried single-handedly. In fact, I was able to stay in school safe and sound, but let the director of the Political and Education Department yell at me to get out, but I felt bored, so I changed schools. Hey, Mu Red carp, you have listened to a comedy for so long, why did you cry instead of laughing?"