Chapter 3 Chapter Two Coquettish Eighth Uncle

Li Qingci and Song Yanu didn't sleep well after the lights were turned off, and it would take about seven or eight hours to reach their destination. If Zhao Jiadi's appearance and conversation were not too harmless to humans and animals, Li Qingci and Song Yanu would definitely choose to go hard. Stay overnight.In the early hours of the morning, Li Qingci, who hadn't taken off a single piece of clothing, had already gone to sleep. Song Yanu, known as the little queen of nightclubs in the world, couldn't get over the habit of eating supper, so she got up gently, and didn't dare to turn on the light, for fear that the two males in the lower bunk When the animals saw her graceful appearance in pajamas, they became beasts.

She put on her coat, took her wallet and mobile phone, got out of bed quietly, and opened the door, only to see the two animals who had worked so hard not to disturb them sitting on the chairs in the corridor.The handsome guy who was as handsome as the prince was puffing on the clouds tastefully, while the harmless eighth brother continued to hold the German pornographic magazine with relish.When Song Yanu came out of the room, the proud peacock man was still smoking a Zhongnanhai that cost less than 30 cents. Zhao Jiadi quickly put away the magazine, and greeted him friendly, full of explanation: "I'm afraid that the leopard will come here to ask for cigarettes, which will disturb you, and it's the first time for me and the sparrow to go out for a long time. chatting here."

Song Yanu felt in her heart that this eighth brother is really a simple and honest young man, so she forcibly suppressed the desire to yawn that ruined her image, and asked, "Is there a midnight snack in the car?" "Yes, carriage No. 8, not far from our carriage." Zhao Jiadi smiled, and quickly scanned the beauty in front of him, not even daring to stay on her delicate breasts and slender legs for a second bell. "I don't dare to talk about the rank of the school belle. At the worst, I can get the title of a department belle at the worst." Zhao Jiadi gave the evaluation score in his heart, "It can reach seventy-five points."

For Brother Baliang, girls above the pass line are worthy of care, and cabbages above 75 points need to be respected. As for those above 85 points, they need to go up and take a bite regardless of life or death. of.In Zhao Jiadi's nearly twenty years of life, he thought he had no vicissitudes and no stories. He only pursued a goddess with a score of 85 or above. Then, in front of the huge gap that others see as a gap, that Englishman will always be at the bottom of the grade. The idiot was dumped to the point where he became a classic negative example of a toad wanting to eat swan meat.

Song Yanu, who never had the word thank you in the dictionary, looked at the long corridor and the doors that seemed to stretch out pairs of big hands when she walked past, and she felt hairy.Being in the same room with a peacock man and a mediocre man has already made Queen Song, who likes to sleep naked, put on her pajamas obediently. She usually likes to watch erotic horror movies, and when she thinks of the scene after she is dragged into the carriage, she will inevitably get goosebumps all over her body, so She acted coquettishly like a beautiful woman, looked at Zhao Jiadi who didn't dare to look her in the eye, and said weakly, "Can you come with me?"

"No problem." Zhao Jiadi said boldly, throwing the magazine to his best friend beside him.To be honest, he likes the smell of the perfume on her body, it has a familiar feeling, such little secrets and small details, the one-minded guys like sparrows and leopards will not understand, so he is too lazy to talk nonsense. When passing the bathroom, Zhao Jiadi stopped, knocked on the door twice lightly and once heavily, and the door opened immediately.Song Yanu immediately stepped back, clutching her nose, poking her head out of the thick smoke, and asked doubtfully, "Uncle Eighth, what's the matter?"

Then this dog-stalking hero who had a splendid appearance but a miserable end looked at the cabbage behind Zhao Jiadi, and suddenly came back to his senses, thinking he had grasped the main contradiction, quietly stretched out his thumb, and said with a thief: "Uncle, I want to use the room to do that!" Let’s talk about the matter, it really is the eighth uncle who is awesome, and he got one of them within a few hours of getting on the bus, so I will make room for uncle and aunt to do good things.” "Master, I'm here to remind you to smoke less, and by the way, would you like to have supper?" Zhao Jiadi raised his hand to smoke this blind guy, the first time he thought of the beauty standing behind him, he immediately withdrew his hand, If you leave the impression of violent tendencies, you will be finished.

"I want an earthworm supper." The dog walker, who had never expected to reach 1.7 meters in height in his life, grinned.Contrary to Zhao Jiadi's white teeth, his teeth were dark yellow due to excessive smoking and drinking, and nearly a quarter of his teeth were sacrificed due to fighting, which was terrible. "Go back, if you dare to scare the little girl who goes to the bathroom in the middle of the night, I will slap you to death." Zhao Jiadi lowered his voice. The guy closed the door obediently, squatted inside and smoked, rubbed his hungry and flat stomach, and said happily: "Uncle Eighth is so cool, this is still in the car, and when we arrive in Shanghai, how many good women and girls from good families will be ruined?" Yellow flower girl."

Song Yanu fiddled with potatoes and beef rice at a supper place and ordered two bottles of mineral water.There is a gift in the car, but she thinks it is more reliable to buy things with money.Zhao Jiadi asked for four fast food, but Leopard said no because he was afraid of delaying his good deed. Of course Zhao Jiadi would not be so stupid as to let Leopard starve.That guy is a fool, but loyalty is really worthless.He dared to sneak out at the risk of being crippled by his grandfather, and he didn't forget to bring his favorite Laifu to follow Zhao Jiadi. Zhao Jiadi specially bought two meals for him alone.

At the crucial moment when Zhao Jiadi was rushing to pay the bill ahead of Song Yanu, he was extremely embarrassed to find that he had no money with him at all. Is there anything more embarrassing than this in the world?Just when Zhao Jiadi was in a difficult situation, Song Yanu also found out his embarrassment. In this respect, the queen-to-be, who is very talkative, took out her pocket and joked, "Even if you escort me here as a reward." "I'll go back and get the money." Zhao Jiadi swooped out, the speed was astonishing, he slid past an oncoming guy like a loach.

"Really go back to get the money, isn't it too stupid?" Song Yanu laughed dumbly, but she still paid the bill, guessing that guy will come back here in a few seconds.As a result, within a minute or so at most, he rushed over with a hundred-yuan bill in his pocket, and slapped it on the counter in the astonishment of the waitress. "Okay, I've already paid." Song Yanu, who was amused, smiled and said in a happy mood.She could tell that the guy in front of me who needed to be prefixed with honesty was a man of the same age who was more self-respecting and not too wealthy. Although there was friction between the two at the beginning, they didn't know each other. Besides, she was never interested in money. Insensitivity, firstly, the family background is superior, and secondly, she is used to being treated like a princess by boys. After Zhao Jiadi thought for a while, he took back the money without procrastinating.He took all the things on his own initiative, and walked back to the carriage with Song Yanu. On the way, Leopard was also called out by him to eat.Song Yanu blinked her eyes and asked, holding her fast food and drinks, "When do you go to bed?" "Don't sleep anymore." Zhao Jiadi said with a smile. After closing the door with the same expression, Song Ya immediately made a victory gesture, climbed onto the bed and turned on the TV, and happily ate the beef rice that could only serve to satisfy the hunger. Yu Xin couldn't bear to let his partner hang out outside the carriage.She knew that after she asked this question, the honest and lovely brother Ba Liang would choose to be the "door god" at the door. Song Yanu laughed and said: "Good man, good man, but unfortunately, sister, I only like handsome men with black belly interest." The peacock man who fits the tricky taste of Song Ya girl eats the really bad fast food without saying a word. My old habit is gone, and I have the problem of reading miscellaneous books in the car, on the bed, on the toilet, and on the dining table.Fortunately, he has always been unhappy in eating, chewing slowly and slowly, which is quite different from his real personality. "Uncle, this girl is not authentic." Leopard said vaguely, stepping on a pair of brand-name leather slippers that were even more fake than fake ones.His academic performance has always been a mess, but he is not stupid. "Why aren't you authentic?" Zhao Jiadi asked absent-mindedly. "Knowing that Uncle is a real person, don't be so tender as to play with Uncle, don't you just want to monopolize the carriage, honestly speaking, Uncle will not agree? But she is so tender, we feel sorry for Uncle." Leopard thought He has resentment, he likes to pronounce "nong" as "tender", so when he participates in the team battles, the most common sentence is "I'm tender to death" or "If you are not tender today, you are a chrysanthemum. Uncle's nephew", and then there is a legend of "Eight Liang Chrysanthemum" in a certain circle in Tangshan. "Girl, who doesn't have a little thought, you don't care about it. She has figured it out, at least what we eat now is bought by others." Zhao Jiadi continued to focus on magazines. Appears careless. "Uncle, you are kind. We never passed the ideological and moral grades in elementary school. We don't have that kind of ideological realm. If we were in Tangshan, I would definitely love her once." Leopard murmured softly. "How many times have I told you, you can mess with anyone, but don't mess with women." Zhao Jiadi sighed, continued to eat, and turned the pages of the magazine by the way. Leopard remained silent, no matter what Uncle Ba Er said, there were only two types, those who understood and those who did not.Those who understand are always right anyway, as for those who don’t understand, they don’t speak up, and they absolutely dare not refute. "There is a kind of sluts that you have to get. If you don't understand them, you really think you are a phoenix." The handsome guy from Yushu Linfeng who had been silent all this time said, his eyes were gloomy.He obviously wasn't targeting Song Yanu.Women like Li Qingci and Song Yanu were excellent, but they would never make him gnash his teeth. "Sparrow, it's all a thing of the past." Zhao Jiadi's always kind face was slightly dimmed, he ate all the fast food, and then asked Leopard for a cigarette. "That slut happens to be in an art college in Shanghai, but it's a pity that she's not in the same university town as us, or I'll disfigure her today." The man nicknamed "Sparrow" obviously didn't think it was a settled matter. "Is that enough?" Zhao Jiadi said angrily. The leopard shook his hand, and a piece of meat handed to Laifu fell to the ground, and Laifu immediately lowered his head. "Sparrow" was still "biting" the rice one bite at a time, his demeanor was soft to the marrow, making people feel uncomfortable just like Nine Thousand Years Old. Realizing his gaffe, Zhao Jiadi raised his head, smoked a cigarette, and laughed at himself: "I know you are doing it for my own good, but in fact this matter is not as serious as you think, isn't it just being dumped by a woman once? I didn't cry, quarrel, and hang myself, I'm going to die and live, all the big things are out of my mind for you. Sparrows, leopards, we are not some noble young masters, but ordinary people, making troubles over such things It’s not too much to make people laugh. After arriving in Shanghai, Sparrow, you honestly go to Fudan to find those great intellectual beauties who don’t care about appearance and money. When you have resources, you will introduce them to your brothers. As for Leopard, just mix it up. Come on, don’t be dead or disabled, and find out all the affordable sauna bathing places in Shanghai. When the time comes, the brothers will directly order the lady’s brand when they go in, so as to save us time and money. I can’t come to Shennong to try it Baicao's feat!" The sparrow and the leopard looked at each other and smiled, this is the coquettish second uncle they knew well!