Chapter 50 48. Mumu has a problem with her ears

Recently, Xiaolan is very familiar with the hawkers who sell vegetables and fruits in the nearby vegetable market. Not only can he get the freshest fruits and vegetables at the lowest price, but he can also get a handful of shallots and coriander warmly presented by the hawkers. Later, even if I bought two catties of tomatoes, I could deliver them to my door for free... So you don’t have to go out on Saturdays and Sundays, just make a phone call and wait at home, you can cook all kinds of delicacies and taste all kinds of seasonal fruits. I bought watermelons, cherries, lychees, red bayberries on this day... The delivery person deliberately packed a big box and piled it in the living room. The scene was very spectacular.

Mumu: Wife, I want to eat watermelon and cherries, please help me wash them. Xiaolan: You can wash it yourself. I’m still in a hurry to eat red bayberry and pineapple. I’m so impatient. I can’t wait. Mumu: ... Alas! Then Mumu lay on the sofa pitifully, nothing. Xiaolan ate happily by himself, looking at Mumu's sad expression, he couldn't help feeling a little ashamed: it seemed a little selfish.Forget it, fix it for him quickly, bring it over, and soothe Mumu's injured heart. Cut the watermelon into two pieces, put them in a plastic bag, insert a steel spoon, and hand them to Mumu affectionately——

Little Lazy: Officer, I'll give you watermelon. Mumu (roaring): Get lost! Little Lazy: ...What are you yelling about? Don't toast or eat fine wine. Mumu: Are you being unreasonable?It's just to tell you to wash the fruit, just scold me like that. Little Lazy: Where did I scold you?Washing the fruit for you so gently, you still yell at me. Mumu: It's you, who called me a bad person just now.You are the rotten person, you are the rotten person!You were a rotten person in your previous life and your next life will be a rotten person, and you will be a rotten person for generations to come!

Little Lazy: When did I say "bad guy"? Mumu: Didn't you just say "bad guy, I'll give you watermelon". Little Lazy: ...