Chapter 38 36. I want a free card

When couples quarrel, they often say something angry when they are in a bad mood and very excited.What is hard to hear, what hurts, what to say.Whether it's watching a soap opera, or arguing with friends around you.What everyone said is probably: We are divorced! There is no way to pass this day. get out! Get out! If you go, never come back! Why didn't I see that you are such a white-eyed wolf! ... Of course, there are still a lot of swear words. The eight generations of ancestors have been asked all over the place, and there are more violent ones who will fight and shake hands. Men are scratched by women, and women are more or less affected. skin trauma.Or a woman messes around and beats a man ruthlessly, but the man has a magnanimity and a heart, and disdains to fight with a woman, so most of the women suffer from "internal injuries".

Fortunately, the quarrel between Xiaolan and Mumu has always remained at the initial stage, that is, talking but not fighting, maintaining a certain amount of family education and self-cultivation. On this day, because of some trivial matters, Xiaolan and Mumu's anger broke out in full swing. Xiaolao: Let me tell you, you just met me and treated you so well, if it were someone else, who would be able to stand you? Mumu: That's not it. I should say this sentence. It's because you met someone as nice as me that others can't stand your bad temper. Little Lazy: You don't like parrots.Now I can't wait to let you live with other people and see how other women treat their husbands viciously. At that time, you will know that you don't know how to cherish me, and you will understand what a great person I am.

Mumu: You said that.I can't wait to have such an opportunity, I am such a good person, you bully me every day, I am fed up with me, I want to find someone else, let you regret it! Xiaolan (sneering): All right, go ahead, I will never stop you. Mu Mu (hesitantly): Then after I went to find him, will you also go to another man? Little Lazy: Don't worry, I won't look for it. Having you alone is enough for me. I don't want to find another man to make things difficult for me. Mumu (with great determination): OK, then it's a deal! Xiaolan (opens the door): Alright, let's go, go find another woman now, I bless you!

Mumu: I have one last question. Xiaolan (expressionlessly): Tell me. Mumu: If I found someone else, thought you were good, and wanted to come back, would you still want me? Xiaolan (impatiently): Of course not.You have run away with others, it is second-hand, you have changed your mind, why should I still want you? Mumu: But you asked me to experience it (thinking for a while), so how about it, you give me a free card, and I will leave. Little Lazy: Free card?What is a free card? Mu Mu: It is the gold medal issued by the emperor in ancient times to ministers who have made meritorious service. If the hero or his family members have committed some heinous crimes, they can be exonerated by virtue of the gold medal of immunity given by the emperor.

Little Lazy: So? Mumu: That's why you give me a free card and I'm leaving. No matter what I do, you can't get rid of me! Xiaolan: ...you really have the guts to eat meat, but not to be a thief.