Chapter 27 25. Mumu's mother's strange behavior

Recently, Mumu's mother and Mumu's father came to Beijing for a short stay. Mumu and Xiaolan started their days of feasting every day again. Every day when I come home from get off work, the room is almost spotlessly cleaned by Mu Mu's mother, who has a serious cleanliness habit.When you get home, you can drink thick soup and ready-made gourmet dishes. However, within a few days, Xiaolan suddenly discovered that Mumu's mother, who has been living in a small town in Hainan for decades... so strange! 1 Mumu's mother is very persistent One day, everyone sat around the dining table.

Xiaolan (picks up the radish and stewed beef): Mom, this dish is delicious! Mumu: Mmmm, this braised duck leg made by my mother is also delicious! Mumu's father: There is also this mustard soup, which is very delicious! Mumu's mother (smiling): If you like it, eat more! Lunch the next day. Little Lazy: Today's beef stew with radish is quite delicious. Mu Mu: The braised duck leg is also good. Mumu's father: The mustard soup is delicious! Mumu's mother (encouraged): Everyone, eat more, eat more! Dinner the next day. Little Lazy: Uh, this... Mumu: Huh?This…… Mumu's father: Oh, this...

Lunch on the third day. Little Lazy: I suddenly lost my appetite... Mumu: I don't really want to eat. Mumu's father: I ate a lot of fruit today. Dinner on the third day. Xiaolao: Uh, I ate at the company today. Mumu: I have eaten too! Mumu's father: I'm not hungry! Mumu's mother: Why are you like this? You don't eat the food that others cook so hard!So disrespectful! Little Lazy (hesitating to speak): ... Mumu (hesitating to speak but stops): ... Mumu's father (uncontrollably): Except for breakfast, the meals you cook at noon and night, and even the soup, are the same for three consecutive days, who can eat it!

Mumu's mother (perplexed): You said you like to eat! Mumu's father: If you like to eat, you can't eat it every day? Mumu's mother (perplexedly): Do you like one thing and it changed so quickly? Mumu: ...that's not what it means.If you eat too densely, you will inevitably want to change the taste! Mumu's mother: I really don't understand your thoughts more and more now.For example, two people like each other, so they get married, and then decide to live together.But that day you clearly said that you like to eat braised duck legs, and Xiaolan said that you like to eat radish stewed beef. After only three days, you both got bored.why?Why did everyone suddenly change?

Little Lazy & Mumu & Mumu's Dad: Tired... 2 Mumu's mother got stuck with a fishbone After more than two hours of group presentations, Mumu's mother finally understood the truth that "Even eating delicacies from mountains and seas will be annoying". So, everyone was able to eat braised Wuchang fish. Although the Wuchang fish is delicious, it has a lot of thorns. Mu Mu's mother took a few bites and accidentally got stuck in the fish bones. Xiaolan hurriedly brought rice soup, trying to swallow the fishbone down through the rice soup... But Mumu's mother stopped Xiaolan from doing this.

Mumu's mother (holding back the pain, pointing at Mumu): Hurry up and take emergency measures! Mu Mu: Hey, listen to me lazy, drink some rice soup, if not, go to the kitchen and get some vinegar. Mumu's mother (staring at Mumu): Hurry up! Mumu (reluctantly): Good. Xiaolan stood there in a daze, not knowing what the emergency measures were. I saw Mumu moved the plate of fish to Mumu's mother, put his hands on the edge of the plate and spun it, and said something in his mouth: "Go down, go down!" Mumu's mother: cough cough cough cough Little Lazy: ... Mumu: Did you go down?

Mumu's mother (he just took the plate and twirled it by herself): Ah Choo!go down! Little Lazy: ... Mumu: Let's drink some vinegar! Mumu's mother: This won't work, let's try another emergency measure. Xiaolan: Mom, let me drink some vinegar. It is said that it can soften the thorns, and it will be more effective. Mumu's mother (waving her hand): No! I saw Mumu's mother took the rice she had eaten, looked straight at it, and put the bowl on top of her head.He held the bowl with his left hand, knocked on the bowl with chopsticks in his right hand, and muttered while knocking:

"Go down, go down!" Little Lazy: ... Mumu's father (taking the bowl of vinegar, unquestionably): Stop making trouble, drink it quickly! Mumu's mother: Mumu, help me turn the fish plate down again, work hard together, hurry up! Mumu (reluctantly): Okay... Mumu's mother (gulps vinegar, sucks for a while): Ah...cough cough, let's go down! Little Lazy: ... Mumu's mother: Hey, it really is my spinning plates and knocking bowls that work! Little Lazy: ... Mumu Mama Rolled Glutinous Rice Balls After Mu Mu's mother came to Beijing, she became good friends with the neighbors in the community.Not only does he know that the daughter next door is studying abroad, but also that the chow chow raised by the old lady on the sixth floor is going to have a baby in a month. Uncle Liu in the second unit remarried last year and married a wife ten years younger than him. The guy from the district electric power company has no partner yet...

This surprised Mumu and Xiaolan, who went out early and returned late every day, and didn't even know the neighbors next door. Walking in the community that night, I saw Mu Mu's mother sitting in the gazebo of the community chatting with the neighbors from a long distance away. Mumu and Xiaolan walked over, wanting to hear what they were talking about. Silver-haired aunt: My grandson is eight years old and wets the bed every day, what should I do? Mumu's mother: I have a solution!It's our small town in Hainan, the native method of our hometown, it's very effective! The silver-haired aunt:: Ah, what kind of native method?

Mother Mumu (gesturing while talking): Boil the glutinous rice and roll it into glutinous rice balls. Silver-haired aunt: Then what? Mumu's mother: Then, put the glutinous rice balls on the mattress where your grandson urinated, and roll them around a few times. Silver-haired aunt: Huh?That's it, then what? Mumu's mother: Then, tell your grandson to eat it, and he will never wet the bed again! Silver-haired aunt: ...Uh, uh, is that right? Mumu's mother (swearing): Don't worry, in our hometown, many of my relatives' children still wet the bed at the age of twelve, I will tell them like this...

Silver-haired aunt (hesitantly): After all, you don’t wet the bed anymore? Mumu's mother (nods frequently): Yes, yes, it's tried and tested!You must try it! Silver-haired aunt: Uh, that, uh... Mumu (dragging Xiaolan hastily): Xiaolan, let's go, the air seems to be good over there. Xiaolan (laughing): Mom is really doing it, haha! Mumu: Uh... Little Lazy: Tell people to eat glutinous rice balls that have boiled and piss, thanks to her thinking of it! Mu Mu: Where does she have such ability? I guess she just listened to what the neighbors said. Xiaolan (badly): Uh, Mumu, did you wet the bed when you were young? Mumu: Yes, who never wet the bed when they were young. Xiaolan (laughing wildly): Hahaha, how many glutinous rice balls have you eaten? Mumu: ... Little Lazy: Is the effect really good? Mumu: I have never eaten it!My mother only heard about this method from my neighbors when I was in high school, and then repeatedly told my relatives and friends to try it! Xiaolan: ...Ah, you still wet the bed in high school! Mumu: not at all Little Lazy: Why not, my mother said the effect is very good! Mumu (can't explain clearly, angry): Anyway, I haven't eaten Those who drink soup will have a good heart To be honest, Xiaolan, who is a true northerner, is very puzzled about Mumu's mother's breakfast every morning—— White porridge, fried vegetables, cakes, and vegetable soup. Little Lazy's confusion is that since he is drinking porridge, why do he still have to drink soup? Mumu's mother: Come here, little lazy, drink soup before eating! Xiaolan: Uh, thank you mom, but I’m not used to having porridge and soup, so you just have to drink it. Mumu's mother: You have to get used to it slowly. Only people who like to drink soup will have a good heart and love others. Little Lazy: Uh...what's the point? Mumu's mother: Dad doesn't like to drink soup, and he never knows how to love his wife. Mumu: It's all my mother's fallacy. Little Lazy: Why is there such a fallacy? Mu Mu: ... Dad doesn't like to drink soup, Dad likes to be alone.So whether it's watching a movie or going out for tea, I'm always alone, and I never take my mother with me. Little Lazy: So? Mu Mu: And because the vast majority of people in our hometown like to drink soup, only my father doesn’t have a cold, so... Little Lazy: That's how it is...