Chapter 23 21. I don't move your can, and you don't touch mine

After meat and fruit, Xiaolan became obsessed with eating canned fruit.Every day when Mumu comes home from get off work, she will find all kinds of canned fruits that Xiaolan bought home in the refrigerator or trash can, such as yellow peaches, grapes, oranges, lychees, hawthorns...the patterns are repeated every day. After repeating this for two weeks, Mumu finally couldn't help but want to talk to Xiaolan. Mumu: Lazy, don’t buy canned fruit in the future. It’s not fresh and nutritious. Maybe it’s added with coloring and preservatives. Eating it is bad for your health.No purchases are allowed from today.

Little Lazy: Can fresh fruit taste like canned fruit?I don't care, I just want to eat. Mumu: Health is more important than greed?If you do this again, I won't listen to what you say in the future. Xiaolan: Uh... But, but, I'm actually not greedy. Mumu: What is it if you are not greedy? Xiaolan (poorly): I'm remembering my family.You don't know, when I was young, my family was very poor, and I seldom ate meat, let alone fruit.When I was young, my greatest wish was to get sick, because when I got sick, my parents would give me canned fruit to eat, and every time I ate canned fruit, my illness would be cured.

Mumu: But you are not sick now. Xiaolan: I’m not sick now, but since I came to Beijing, I spend very little time with my parents. Whenever I miss them, I call... But after the call, I still miss them, so in order to thoroughly To relieve the loneliness of homesickness and loved ones, I can only eat canned fruit... Little lazy (picking fingers): ... In view of this reason, it was too powerful, and Mumu couldn't refute it for a while. After dinner, Mu Mu, who had been busy all day, started playing games crazily again. Whenever Mumu was playing games, Xiaolan felt that he had been abandoned.

During this period, no matter what Xiaolan does or says... Mumu will ignore it and completely immerse himself in the joy brought by playing games. Thinking of becoming a "gaming widow" again (Editor's Note: Gaming widows are similar to football widows, referring to married women who have no interest in games but feel left out and forgotten because of their spouse's excessive enthusiasm for games), Xiaolan decided to stop Mumu at all costs! Xiaolan: Mumu, stop playing games, let's have a heart-to-heart talk. Mumu: (indifferent)... Xiaolan (waving his hand in front of Mumu): Mumu, I'm talking to you!

Mumu (continuing the game without realizing it): ... Xiaolan (grabs the laptop): Do you really see me as a wife? Your wife is in such a bad mood and wants to communicate with you, but you refuse! Mumu (unbearable): You are in a bad mood, go eat canned food, why bother me! ! !You are in a bad mood, and I am also in a bad mood!If you are in a bad mood, you can eat canned food. If I am in a bad mood, what about playing a game? Little Lazy: Why are you so angry? Mumu (staring): Let me tell you, in my eyes, your canned food is my game!I don't touch your can, and you don't touch mine!If you come to make trouble again, I will smash your can and fight you

Little Lazy: ...