Chapter 36 Soccer Laughing Lin Guangji

On November 30, 1981, the Chinese team took the lead in ending the World Cup preliminaries, with 7 points in 6 games and a goal difference of 5.At this time, the New Zealand team had 5 points in 5 games and a goal difference of 0.Therefore, if the New Zealand team wants to qualify, it must beat the Saudi team by more than 5 goals in Riyadh on December 19. If they only win by 5 goals, the Chinese and New Zealand teams will have to replay in a third country.At this time, the Chinese team had already disbanded and had a holiday, thinking that they would definitely qualify as second place.Unexpectedly, in the last game of the Saudi team, the New Zealand team lost by just 5 goals, making the latter team have the same points and goal difference as the Chinese team.

The Chinese team had to post hero posts all over the place and assembled in a hurry. When many players rushed to the stadium, they still had the taste of dumplings in their mouths. On January 10, 1982, the Chinese team lost 1-2 to the New Zealand team in Singapore and finally ranked third. Kuwait and New Zealand advanced to the World Cup. In 1984, in the second stage of the first Chinese Football Association Cup, Anhui and Fujian teams met.Whoever wins this game will face the powerful Bayi team in the third stage.Seeing that the game ended 0-0, the Anhui team suddenly had a stroke of genius and sent the ball into their own gate!What's more, in the remaining few minutes, the Fujian team also tore up their skin and launched a fierce attack on their own gate.At this time, the Anhui team turned against each other and acted as a guard for the Fujian team, withstood the Fujian team's indiscriminate bombing of their own gate.When the final whistle sounded, the Anhui team cheered and rejoiced for their defeat, while the Fujian team mourned for their victory.

In the last round of the First Division in 1985, the Beijing team, which was on the brink of relegation, met the Nanjing team, while the Shandong team faced off against their old friend Dalian team.At that time, the South was definitely relegated. The Shandong team led the Beijing team by one goal, but the two sides were evenly matched in the number of goals scored, while the Dalian team had to win to enter the top three.As expected, the Beijing team "beat" the Nanjing team 5-0. However, Shandong team and Dalian team, you scored a corner kick, I headed a header, the score was 5 to 5, and Dalian won in overtime!In addition, in order to encourage offense and improve the technical weaknesses of Chinese players, the Chinese Football Association specifically stipulated that corner kicks, free kicks, and headers should be counted.The final result was that Dalian entered the top three, Shandong succeeded in relegation, and the Beijing team had no choice but to admit defeat.In the official record book, in the 1985 National League One, the score column of these two games was blank.

In the group stage of the 6th National Games, as long as Liaolu and Shandong draw 2-2, they can join hands to enter the quarterfinals.Liaoning fans put up the slogan "Liaoning and Shandong are a family, 2 to 2 and enter the top eight".The Liaoning team quickly took a 2-0 lead. However, with the hard work of both sides, the Shandong team finally did not mess up their tricks and finally equalized the score. Yuan Weimin watched the game on the spot, and left the field in anger, and soon resigned as the chairman of the Football Association.The organizing committee finally gave the two teams a "serious warning" and disqualified the players from the two teams for the best team and the top scorer.However, this does not hinder the fact that both Liao and Shandong "entered the top eight".

In 1991, in the National Football League A League, the National Olympic team led by Xu Genbao was preparing for the Olympic qualifiers in advance. With 14 points, they thought that the group was set, but they were carefully "designed" by the opponent.The teams cooperated closely, and 5 of the 8 participating teams finally scored 14 points, and the runner-up Shanghai team only had 15 points!In the last round of the league, the Liaoning team, which had already won the championship, lost 4-5 in an away game to the Dalian team, which was on the verge of relegation.The Dalian team barely secured the group, and Sun Wei of the Liaoning team scored 4 goals alone in the game, replacing Gao Hongbo and winning the league's "Golden Boot Award".The Olympic team ranked last due to insufficient number of goals and announced their relegation.

On October 8, 1995, Sichuan Quanxing played against Yanbian Hyundai at home.The Yanbian team protested the so-called "unfair law enforcement" with passive games.There was a rare situation of only defending but not attacking on the field. In the end, the Yanbian team who gave up resistance lost to Sichuan Quanxing team by a big score of 0 to 6.This is the first public negative game event in A's history. In 1996, A-B Liaoning Hangxing team challenged Foshan Fosdi team away.In the 30th minute of the second half, the Liaoning team played a successful anti-offside, but the ball was judged offside by the referee Zhang Zhong just after the ball passed the midfield.At this time, Yu Ming, the captain of the Liaoning team, begged the referee: "How can you brag like this? If you are fair, I can kneel down for you!" Zhang Zhong replied coldly: "Then you kneel down."

In 1998, the Yanbian Aodong team was "hit" by referees consecutively in the league.Once, the goalkeeper was wrongly judged to show a red card and sent out; once, he was sentenced to a handball foul in the penalty area during stoppage time.Yanbian fans finally couldn't suppress the fire of humiliation in their hearts. They marched twice and gathered in front of the autonomous prefecture government, demanding "justice" from the Chinese Football Association and destroying public property.In the end, Wang Junsheng, the full-time vice chairman of the Chinese Football Association at the time, sent a letter of apology to end the matter.

During the Asian Club Cup in 1998, Dalian player Wu Jun led several players to play on the street in Thailand and was suspended. In 2001, Wu Jun transferred to Jiangsu Sainty.After playing 4 rounds, a manager of the club at that time called Wu Jun to discuss match-fixing with him mysteriously. Wu Jun said very straightforwardly: "If this is the case, I will not play this match." The boss just smiled at that time, saying that if you don't want to fight, don't fight.But after that, Wu Jun never played and didn't even report his name.The club's reason is: Wu Jun's playing style does not match the team's overall style of play.

Zhang Jianjun "hit the arrow" On March 16, 2001, in the second round of League One A, when Liaoning played against Shandong at home, the referee Zhang Jianjun was hit by an iron object on the brow bone when he was leaving the field. Incident of serious injury. On July 14, 2001, after the match between Tianjin Lifei Team and Jiangsu Sainty Team, four Lifei players talked about participating in "ball selling" privately, and a taxi driver heard and reported them.After more than a month of investigation, Lifei Club imposed "three suspensions" (suspension of training, suspension of games, suspension of salary) on 8 players.

In November 1998, Dong Guozhi, Tan Ende, Wen Junwu, Peng Jinbo and former head coach Mai Chao of the Guangzhou Helios team were summoned by the Guangzhou Public Security Bureau several times for allegedly participating in gambling controlled by a gambling group.The Helios Club fired these 4 players.Dong Guozhi is the only goalkeeper who has confirmed his involvement in gambling since professional football. Wen Junwu later stabbed the other party more than 30 times because of gambling debts, and was quickly brought to justice.The place where he stabbed someone happened to be at a small intersection, and there were two cameras on the utility pole, which clearly recorded the whole process.

In the early morning of January 21, 2002, Song Weiping suddenly threw out a "bomb"-Sun Peiyan, who was in charge of referee management in the Chinese Football Association three years ago, acted as a "middleman". On July 12, 2002, the public security organ issued a Class B warrant for Sun Peiyan. On September 30, Sun Peiyan, who had been "on the run" for seven months, was arrested in Chongqing and brought to justice. In 2001, Sun Peiyan approached the Greentown Club, hinting that he could help the referee to win a certain game, and asked the other party for "labor fees".When the transaction was carried out, there were two staff members of the Greentown Club present, and these two staff members became the most powerful witnesses of this 60,000 "black money transaction". In the early morning of May 8, 2003, the police station under the Shanghai Yangpu Public Security Bureau received a report that someone gathered in a hotel to gamble.The police were dispatched immediately and arrested several suspected gamblers in the hotel room on the spot, among them Tang Quanshun, the former top scorer of the Chinese League One and former Shanghai international footballer nicknamed "San Mao".Tang Quanshun is the first Chinese football insider to be sentenced for gambling. On June 2, 2004, Sichuan Crown City played against Chongqing Lifan at home in the Super Cup.According to senior officials of Lifan, a few days before the race, many bookmakers from all over the world approached them, hoping that they could "let go" of the race, and promised a "thank you fee" of up to 3 million.However, Aocai’s handicap fluctuated violently before the game. Aocai’s initial handicap was Chongqing Lifan handing over half a ball/one ball, but two hours before the start of the game, the handicap went up to 6 levels in a row, reaching Lifan’s handing over 3 balls, a record high The highest record since the opening of the AOC Chinese League.This also means that those who buy Chongqing Lifan and lose (including players), the game result must be 4 to 0 to win money!Despite the warning from the club, the final score of the game was locked at 4-0. In the match between Dalian Shide and Shenyang Jinde, due to dissatisfaction with the referee's penalty, Shide players took a strike action.After the game, Lin Lefeng said: "I'm so lucky. If I let the players continue the game, the consequences will be unimaginable, and the referee's personal safety cannot be guaranteed. Some fans called and said that they had prepared stones, sticks and other things. They will definitely cause trouble as soon as the kick off, and if they continue to play, they will kill people." In 2004, Zhang Hai made many wonderful expositions on the many strange current situations of Chinese football: "The Football Association is the grandma of the black whistle, and the black whistle has three generations of development: the first generation is the official whistle; the second generation is the black whistle; the third generation is the gambling Whistle, Zhou Weixin returned the stolen money and reused it.” Yan Shiduo's "Open Threat" At the investor meeting on October 26, 2004, Yan Shiduo suddenly broke out in the face of investors’ attacks. He said in a stern voice: “Let me tell you, I can quit personally, including our entire team, but you have to remember , the Chinese Football Association will always be the leader of Chinese football!" In the two league games in April 2005, goalkeeper Ma Dongbo conceded 7 goals in 110 minutes, setting a record of conceding frequency of "average conceding 1 goal every 15.7 minutes".In the 23rd minute of the match against Shide, head coach Wang Hongli replaced Ma Dongbo with substitute goalkeeper Liu Yang, but Ma Dongbo never appeared on the field again. On May 14, 2005, in the ninth round of the Chinese Super League, Chongqing Lifan played against Qingdao Zhongneng at home.In the 49th minute, Ma Yongkang fell to the ground in defense. The referee Wan Daxue standing in the penalty area did not say anything about it. This penalty made Ma Yongkang unacceptable. During the pulling process, he even started to cry.The game was interrupted for 3 minutes.One minute after the restart, Ma Yongkang found his "enemy" Zhou Lin and slapped him without the ball. Wan Daxue saw it clearly, but only gave him a yellow card. In May 2005, Li Yi became an instant hit on the Internet as the "Ball Fighter No. 2" of Shenzhen Jianlibao.Not only did jokes about "Emperor Li Yi" emerge in endlessly, but Li Yi even became "Brother Furong".As a national striker, Li Yi did not score a goal for 168 days in the AFC Champions League and 340 days in the league. Therefore, Li Yi's classic quotations such as "I protect the ball like Henry" and "It's dawn" have become people's jokes after dinner. In the Chinese Super League in 2005, Emperor Li Yi stood firm and did not shoot, creating an alternative record of not scoring in 22 consecutive rounds. On September 25, 2005, Chongqing Lifan lost 0-2 to Beijing Hyundai in the 23rd round of the Super League.In the 56th minute of the game, Li Jian, the national goalkeeper of the Lifan team, who had been trying to keep the goal, suddenly took advantage of a dead ball and went directly to the outside. He was angry and did not explain to anyone when he left the field, even asking the team doctor. The words were ignored, and the head coach Marin was forced to replace the substitute goalkeeper after he was off the field. In the face of various rumors related to gambling, Lifan Club explained Li Jian’s departure behavior because of his back injury and unable to persist in the game. Competition qualification. On April 22, 2007, the Xiamen Blue Lions played against Henan Jianye at home.Xiamen defender Merkan revealed the vest inside his jersey, with the words "Chinese referees are fake" written on it.The Chinese Football Association was finally rude to him and sentenced him to a three-match ban and a fine of 5,000 yuan. In October 2007, the Xiamen team fired three main players in a row. It is reported that Dang Yunfei and Wei Huiping were suspected of gambling.And the process of their incident being brought to light is also very bizarre. One day in the first half of 2007, several uninvited guests came to the Lufeng Hotel where the Xiamen team stayed to collect debts. The coaching staff learned the truth after questioning. In 2008, Middendorp, who was the coach of Yatai at the time, left mysteriously after the game against Liaoning, and then Li Shubin "quietly" took charge.When Middendorp returned to China for an interview with "Bild", Shi Potian pointed out: "In China, football has become a bit rotten!" He "blamed" Changchun Yatai for defeating Guangzhou Medicine 6-0 and losing 0-3 to Liaoning There are many strange places.Middendorp said that when he played against the Guangzhou team, he unexpectedly discovered that the opponent had two main players sitting on the bench.In the next game against Liaoning, the team's main goalkeeper and two other main players were suddenly ill, and the substitute players seemed helpless when dealing with the three corner kicks of the Liaoning team, which was eager to relegation. After the Shanghai International home game against Beijing Hyundai, a fan rushed to the field and grabbed the referee Wang Xueqing's neck from behind. Due to the force, Wang Xueqing's neck was left with two bloodstains. Be at a loss.At this time, more than 10,000 fans who were about to leave the stadium also started to cheer, and some even threw mineral water bottles into the stadium from a high place, shouting in unison: "Smash him to death!" In the match between Shanghai International and Qingdao Belet, Qingdao equalized the score at the last moment.After the game, the players of the international team said angrily: "They have 11 players and 3 referees, a total of 14 kicked us 11. How can we win such a game?" After the match between Shenyang Jinde and Shanghai Shenhua, Zhang Peng, the chairman of Jinde Club, who has always been very low-key, rushed into the field angrily, pointed at He Zhibiao who was walking outside the field, and cursed: "Did you brag like that? You Isn’t it too dark? How much money did you collect?” The first internal functional department touched by the opening of Macau is not the Public Security Bureau, but the Chinese Football Association.Jia A has become the target of the Macau bookmaker, and there will definitely be weak-willed players who will go astray, but there is no way to prevent and control the Football Association, so someone recommended a polygraph at a meeting. ... Greentown is recruiting workers. The boss Song Weiping personally set the test. The test question is: Understanding of the paragraph "Spring clothes are ready, five or six crowned, and six or seven boys". One day, the head coach of the Olympic Games, Du Yi, attended a fan meeting with a reporter.The scene was extremely relaxed, with beauties like clouds.After a while, he took the initiative to ask: "When will there be a fan meeting?" In 1999, Saudi foreign aid Amin came to Sichuan Quanxing to play.This gentleman behaved slack and was often late for training. At that time, Quanxing fined the latecomers 100 yuan. When Amin arrived in Quanxing, he brought $300,000 of "pocket money" with him and a servant.A few months later, Amin "tired" at Quanxing, and returned to China, and scored goals in the Club World Cup on behalf of Ittihad. The 2005 Chinese Super Cup final was divided into two rounds. Before the game, it was decided to use 13 hearts to determine the order of home and away games.But you have to draw the big and small kings first. If you get the big king, you have the right to shuffle the cards, and if you get the little king, you have the priority to draw cards.According to the Arabic numerals, A of Hearts is the smallest, and K of Hearts is the largest. The party with the larger number has the right to choose the order of the guest first and then the host. Meng Qingsen, the boss of Shenzhen, got the big king shuffle.After washing, Chen Xudong, the boss of Wuhan, made a move, and what he got was the 2 of hearts (the second smallest card from the bottom) among the 13 playing cards.Chen Xudong's complexion changed suddenly, while Meng Qingsen was triumphant. He picked up the top card from the remaining 12 playing cards very smartly, turned it over gently, and the audience burst into laughter-this is the only card. Ace of hearts will lose! From 2007 to 2008, during the domestic and foreign training of the National Olympic Games, the players complained that as long as Xie Yalong was present, the weather was mostly windy and rainy, but after he left, the clouds stopped and the rain disappeared several times in an instant.Tried and tested. In 2001, Qu Shengqing's hemorrhoids worsened in Kunming, and he said that he would take leave due to illness.In order to ensure that he was not deceived, Milu checked his condition himself, and said after reading it: "You should go back and see a doctor seriously." Xie Qiang often tells a joke: "In 1998, when I was an interpreter for Horton for the first time, in a very serious tactical training meeting, the team doctor said that Hao Haidong was absent from the meeting due to hemorrhoids. I don't know how to say hemorrhoids in English, so I had to say 'Something is wrong with Hao Haidong's asshole'." Once Wei Qun received a letter from a fan with a jade photo attached and "Rain Lane". After reading it, the old Wei was deeply impressed, and praised repeatedly: "This female fan named Dai Wangshu wrote really good poems." If the sky does evil, you can still live; if you do evil yourself, you can still live. G7 made trouble, and after a PK meal, they sat in the Dabao Hotel with the Football Association for a meeting.Everyone secretly competed. First, Luo Ning accidentally sat on someone else's seat. Li Lipeng, an official from the Football Association, immediately reminded: "Why don't you sit in the seat in front of your own number?" Lang Xiaonong also yelled loudly, and Luo Ning was furious: "I'm a deputy minister, and I can sit wherever I want." The two sides quarreled happily.Later, in order to ease the atmosphere, the G7 said, let us read the relevant documents calling for reform.An official of the Beijing Football Association glanced at it, knocked on the table and snorted coldly, and said in a pure Beijing film: "What, neither fish nor fowl." Zhang Shuguang asked him to open it, and it turned out that it was the spirit of the 16th National Congress of the Communist Party of China.The official turned pale with fright, and everyone began to read the spirit of the 16th National Congress together, looking very serious. In 1999, in the National Football League B, the Sichuan Mianyang team and the Dalian Railway Team decided a B team by drawing lots. Lang Xiaonong, the director of the competition department at the time, asked the representatives of the two teams to sort "single" and "double", and then each from 0- - Draw a number from the numbers of 9 and add them up. If the sum is an odd number, the person who chooses "single" wins. If the sum is an even number, the person who chooses "even" wins.As a result, Mianyang drew 9 (in fact, it may be 6), and according to the "loophole" of this rule, he got the chance to advance. 1. In the New Year season of 2001, in the warm-up match between the Chinese team and the US team, Wang Liang returned a pass in the midfield.But the ball he kicked flew over more than 40 meters and directly hanged his own gate! 2. At the beginning of 2008, the Chinese Olympic team played against Bayern Munich at the Allianz Stadium.In the 45th minute, Schweinsteiger made a cross from the right side of the penalty area.Li Weifeng made a header to clear the siege, but it turned into a Klinsmann-style attack, just like a world wave. 3. Li Weifeng's oolong has a long history.In his first appearance in his career, he started with an own goal. In the 1998 season against Dalian, he was responsible for man-marking Hao Haidong.Unable to keep up with the opponent in a counterattack, he had to make a blind clearance, but the ball went straight into his own goal in a hurry. 4. In the 2005 season, Shenzhen Jianlibao team challenged Sichuan Guancheng team in an away game. Sichuan player Huang Shengkun made a cross from the side.Amidst the deafening noise of the "ball master" drum, Li Weifeng made a mistake in judgment, made a mistake in making a clearance without interference, and scored an own goal.Facing the accusation of this low-level own goal, Li Weifeng said that "the court is too slippery". 5. Before the 2006 World Cup, China and France fought.The score was still 1-1 before the end of the game. Franck Ribery turned around with the ball near the baseline and passed it obliquely to the front of the goal. Wang Yun had no choice but to clear the siege with his big foot. The position of this foot was very strange, and the football seemed to violate the principles of mechanics. , spinning and entering the goal from the opposite direction of the foot. 6. The Dalian team played against Tianjin Samsung.The Dalian team won a penalty kick, and Hao Haidong took the penalty. Standing on the 12-yard line, Hao Haidong was quite confident and kicked the ball towards the goal. As a result, the ball hit the goalpost impartially and popped out. Seeing a white shadow rushing to make up the ball into the goal.It turned out that Tianjin Samsung made a rescue, was too impatient and accidentally oolong. On September 2, 2005, when Luneng challenged Shide in an away game, Li Jinyu jumped up, hit the goal with a header and fell to the ground. After inspection, the fifth toe of his left foot was comminuted and fractured into three sections.Later, Luneng believed that the injury had something to do with Golden State's turf. On September 15, 2004, international team member Du Ping collided with Shenzhen team goalkeeper Li Leilei. After a doctor's examination, Du Ping suffered a comminuted fracture of the maxillary sinus in his right eye, a fracture of the right ethmoid bone, a fracture of the left clavicle, and a slight concussion.Fractures in three places at the same time like this is unheard of in football teams. On July 7, 2006, Shenyang played against Qingdao at home in the Chinese Super League. In the 77th minute, Qingdao’s Lv Gang raised his foot too high, and the steel nail on the sole kicked the right eye of Kinder Guinea’s foreign aid Bangura severely. After diagnosis, the right eye Eyeball ruptured.