Chapter 19 Chapter 19 Prelude to Valentine's Day
Zhanbo was lying on the sofa writing something, with a pencil in his mouth, suddenly he had an inspiration, and began to write quickly.
"I...is Xu Zhimo." Zhanbo said smugly.
Yifei entered the gate carrying her bag and felt suspicious when she saw Zhanbo.
Zhanbo didn't notice Yifei, and was still smirking narcissistically: "Xu~Zhi~Mo..."
"What are you doing?" Yifei yelled at him.
Zhanbo hurriedly hid the manuscript paper behind his back, turned his head and said to Yifei, "What's the matter! Write—a blog."
"Can you write a blog on paper?" Yifei asked in surprise.
Zhanbo had a flash of inspiration, and said, "I'm not saving electricity!" He secretly delighted in his heart: "Actually, I'm writing a poem—this is a Valentine's Day gift I prepared for Wanyu, and this poem has a soul-stirring name - the lonely square root of three."
Yifei winked: "Valentine's Day is coming soon. Let me ask you, do you have any battle plan?"
Zhan Bo concealed: "What battle plan?"
Yifei gave him a blank look: "Don't pretend. Last time you stood up for Wanyu, even a fool could see it. You have already dribbled into the penalty area, and you just missed the goal. I have experience chasing girls, Valentine's Day It's a good opportunity to give a gift to express your love!" Patting himself on the chest.
Zhanbo asked suspiciously: "...Do you have experience in chasing girls?"
Yifei warned solemnly: "You don't care! You must do the right thing at the right time, at the right place, in order to be able to win a big victory. I am most afraid of hitting the plane at the door, so you must not send Wrong gift."
"Give the wrong gift?" Zhanbo's gift is not ready yet, how could he think of giving the wrong gift?
Yifei said earnestly: "Downstairs, Xiaobai has been chasing a girl for 7 years, and he is about to impress her. As a result, he gave the wrong gift at Christmas, and it was over immediately."
"What gift did he give?" Zhan Bo had to get serious.
Yifei said contemptuously: "That idiot didn't give anything away, but wrote a poem for that girl. Do you think he is a mentally disabled child?"
Zhan Bo squeezed the letter tightly, his face began to twitch.
Yifei hadn't finished speaking: "Oh! It's fine to write poetry, but it's nonsense, smelly and long. When the girl saw it, the estrogen that was finally stimulated turned into cholesterol in an instant."
Zhan Bo quietly folded the paper and prepared to hide it.
Yifei noticed something unusual: "What are you doing again?"
"Ah~~ I'm... origami airplane." Zhan Bo quickly folded the manuscript paper into the shape of an airplane.
"Paper airplane? It's been a long time since I played. Come on. I'll fly it for you." Yifei snatched it over.
"Don't, don't." Zhan Bo chased after him, it was already too late.
Hu Yifei opened the balcony door and flew out.
Guan Gu is sitting on the sofa learning Chinese.Suddenly, a paper airplane circled in the sky, flew in from the balcony, and hit his head directly.Guan Gu showed a surprised expression.
Wanyu was reading a magazine in the sofa area of the bar, while Yifei and Zhanbo were peeping not far away.
Yifei whispered, "Zhanbo, what a great opportunity! That magazine is full of Valentine's Day columns, go find out what gift Wanyu wants. Be careful, don't let her see your motives. Do you understand?"
"Oh, I see." Zhan Bo hid behind Wan Yu's sofa, poked his head out quietly, and then covered his face with his palms, watching from between his fingers. This is Zhan Bo's so-called concealment.
Zhan Bo whispered in Wan Yu's ear, "Wan Yu, what gift do you like?"
Yifei slammed his head against the wall.
Wan Yu said in amazement: "Zhanbo, you scared me."
Zhanbo said innocently: "I just want to ask you, what gift do you like?"
Wan Yu was stunned: "Me?"
Yifei used mouth movements and gestures to remind: "Hidden! Hidden!"
Zhanbo quickly explained: "Well... Linfeng asked me to ask. He wanted to give my sister a gift. I don't know what girls like?"
Wan Yu asked back: "Then just ask your sister if it's okay?"
Zhan Bo whispered shrewdly: "My sister is not always a girl."
Wan Yu suddenly realized: "Oh! If it were me, I think this coat is very good. It looks very warm and beautiful." Pointing to a red coat in the magazine, she said.
"Excellent." Zhan Bo turned to leave.
Wan Yu continued: "But this tiffany heart-shaped necklace is also very good. It's special for Valentine's Day, I really like it."
Zhan Bo turned around and asked seriously, "Then which one do you like?"
Wan Yu thought for a while and said, "Well... I like them all."
Yifei had no choice but to go out in person and walked straight to Wanyu.
Wan Yu showed Yifei the magazine: "Feifei! It's you, what would you choose? A coat or a necklace?"
Yifei didn't bother to read magazines at all: "Me?...I don't choose any, I choose this—homemade chocolate."
"But chocolates are given to boys by girls." Wan Yu suddenly understood, "Are you planning to make chocolates for Linfeng yourself?"
Yifei proudly said: "Yes. I started preparing last week, but I found it was not as easy as I thought." His tone dropped again.
At this time Xiaoxian walked in: "What are you talking about?"
Wan Yu smiled and said, "Feifei wants to make chocolates for Linfeng."
Xiaoxian pretended to be surprised: "Really? What did he do to you that you want to poison him to death?"
Yifei said viciously, "I want to poison you, and I will poison you first."
Zhanbo supported Yifei: "The things my sister makes can't kill people with poison," Yifei smiled triumphantly, "... poisons are only eaten if they look attractive. Last time I saw my sister make chocolate, that guy ..."
Yifei stared at Zhanbo, but Zhanbo didn't dare to continue.
Xiaoxian sarcastically said: "I know, I can't die from poison, but I might be scared to death."
Yifei said ferociously: "You two are looking for a smoke, right! Okay! I just have to show you guys!" It was really competitive.
Guan Gu walked in with a depressed expression on his face.
Yifei teased him: "Guan Gu, it's just in time for you to come. I've decided that you will be honored to be the first-round tester of my next batch of chocolates!"
Guan Gu said with a bitter face: "Thank you. I'm not in the mood to joke."
Wan Yu asked with concern: "What's the matter? Mr. Guan Gu, are you still doing homework for the Chinese class?"
"Isn't it just an essay, you haven't written it yet?" Xiaoxian disapproved.
Guan Gu said: "I couldn't write it at first, but then my spirit may have touched God. Yesterday, a paper airplane flew in from my window and landed in front of me."
Zhan Bo was startled: "Paper airplane?"
Guan Gu continued: "Open it and look, there is a poem written inside, titled "Lonely Square Root Number Three"."
Yifei was puzzled: "Are you sure this is a poem?" Obviously dissatisfied with the title.
Zhanbo looks hurt.
Guan Gu said angrily: "It looks quite similar, so I copied it down and handed it to my Chinese teacher."
Zhan Bo asked nervously, "What did your teacher say?"
"failed."
"What!" Zhan Bo was furious.
Wan Yu guessed: "This may be the Chinese homework of some elementary school student, so it is made into a paper airplane and flies around."
Zhanbo began to suffer.
Guan Gu's face stretched longer: "It's even more unfortunate that my homework was read aloud by the teacher as a negative teaching material in class. A Jamaican classmate posted the article on the Internet after 30 seconds."
Zeng Xiaoxian took out his iPhone and started surfing the Internet.
Wan Yu said excitedly: "It's so fast! No wonder they own the world record."
Xiaoxian shouted excitedly: "I found it, "The Lonely Root Number Three" ranks first among the top ten embarrassing posts on Baidu Post Bar!"
Everyone except Zhanbo watched.Yifei read:
"This is not a Chinese homework for elementary school students, but a draft of a math homework." Xiaoxian looked at Zhanbo.
Zhanbo felt uncomfortable all over.Protesting in my heart: "Draft! Is my poem really that bad? Fortunately, I haven't given it to Wanyu yet!"
"Guan Gu, don't be sad, you didn't write this. You must be better than him. Is it Zhanbo?" Yifei also looked up at Zhanbo.
Zhanbo wondered why everyone was targeting him: "...Of course." He replied reluctantly.
Yifei is making chocolate sauce.
"Wow! These are cocoa beans! They smell so good." Wan Yu wanted to take them with her hands, but Yifei snatched the cocoa beans.
"Don't move, this is a very pure thing. Everyone who comes into contact with my chocolate production process needs to be sterilized." Yifei said while pinching it by himself.
Wan Yu asked weakly: "Feifei, did you wash your hands after coming out of the toilet?"
Yifei was speechless for a long time.
At this time Xiaoxian came in: "Hey! What is so fragrant?"
Yifei said angrily, "I'm making explosives. I'll blow you up when I'm done."
Xiaoxian took out a bottle of fire extinguisher from his bag.
Yifei sarcastically said, "Oh! You are really afraid of death."
"What! This is for promotion. Have you read the news recently? According to an authoritative survey by the American Academy of Social Sciences, Valentine's Day is the one with the highest probability of fire among all festivals." Xiaoxian said solemnly.
Yifei laughed: "It's so fresh. I've never heard of it!"
Wan Yu was also very puzzled: "Yes. If you don't set off firecrackers on Valentine's Day, and don't burn paper money, why is it so easy to catch fire?"
Xiaoxian took out the newspaper in his bag: "I have a few reports here - on Valentine's Day last year, a couple lit more than 100 candles at home in order to create a romantic atmosphere, but the windows were not closed properly, and a gust of wind blew through - What do you think happened?"
Wan Yu subconsciously made a brain teaser: "Ten are destroyed, how many are left the next day?"
"I'm talking about reports, not brain teasers! A gust of wind blew by, and the candle fell down. The curtains were lit, and a big fire started." Xiaoxian said vividly.
Wan Yu actually laughed happily: "My god, that must be very exciting!"
The remaining two stared at Wan Yu.
Wan Yu hurriedly changed her words: "...that must be terrible!"
Xiaoxian continued to tell the result: "The worst is yet to come. The fire was out of control, and as a result, the man abandoned his girlfriend, jumped from the window by himself, and fell into a vegetable state."
"Oh!" The remaining two seemed to cooperate.
"It's miserable! If the couple could have prepared a bottle of fire extinguisher at home, nothing would have happened." Xiaoxian pushed out the fire extinguisher in his hand.
Yifei has another opinion: "It doesn't matter if something happens, only in a critical moment can one see the essence of a person."
Xiaoxian smiled flatteringly and said, "Would you like to set fire to test your young master Linfeng as well?"
Yifei retorted: "Even if you want to set fire, I should first test whether your crow's mouth can withstand high temperature!"
"Ha! I'm not afraid, because I have this brand new carbon dioxide fire extinguisher, which can extinguish the fire within 3 seconds. It can hurt people and protect yourself. Do you want to buy a bottle and take it back to prevent problems before they happen?" Xiaoxian held the fire extinguisher in front of him again shake.
Wan Yu said depressedly: "Mr. Zeng, have you changed to sales?"
"What kind of sales promotion! This is a task assigned by our street neighborhood committee. As the vice chairman of the apartment tenant committee under the street, of course I should lead by example." Xiaoxian said righteously.
Yifei sarcastically said: "Lead by example? Then you burn yourself first, and I'll see if I can save you within 3 seconds."
"I'm doing it for everyone's safety."
"Wan Yu, this guy is either a rape or a thief, ignore him."
Xiaoxian had to reveal a little truth: "Okay, okay. It's like this. The chairman of the household committee has immigrated, and now the position of the top leader is vacant. I and the other two vice-chairmen are competing for the post. The street leader requires us to mobilize every family Every household buys a fire extinguisher, and whoever sells well will be the next chairman.” Zeng Xiaoxian has more “truths” in his heart: the chairman of the household committee enjoys a free parking space and can hang his profile picture in the apartment lobby!
Wan Yu said knowingly: "Oh, I understand, it's a test of which of you is more attractive in the apartment."
Xiaoxian said self-righteously: "So, I am a host, a public figure. How can I lose to them in my appeal?"
Wan Yu suggested: "You can sell it on the radio show! Oh forgot, no one listens to your show in the apartment. Haha, I'm sorry." Quickly withdraw the proposal.
"As my roommate, you must always support me." Xiaoxian looked at Wanyu expectantly.
"How much do you have to sell to win?" Wan Yu said.
"There are a total of 375 households in the community." Xiaoxian calculated.
Wan Yu directly cut to the point: "How much have you promoted now?"
"3 bottles. But it doesn't matter, if you support me, I will definitely catch up from behind." Xiaoxian was full of confidence.
"Then I'll buy a few more bottles, and I can give them to my colleagues. How much is a bottle?" Wan Yu said while taking out her wallet from her bag.
"380."
Wan Yu immediately put the wallet back: "I think it's good for you to be the vice chairman."
Xiaoxian was in a hurry: "Don't! Why don't you have any perspective on the big picture."
Yifei is much ado about nothing: "From a marketing point of view, there is nothing that cannot be sold. You need some good ideas."
"For example?" Xiaoxian was a little interested.
"For example, an advertising action that can impress consumers deeply. Like this—what do you think of?" Yifei clapped his hands twice, and made a thumb gesture for China to cheer.
Wan Yu rushed to answer: "Pepsi."
"That's right! I also want to design a set of special actions for my fire extinguisher. When the time comes when everyone is running out of stock, don't ask me to go through the back door." Xiaoxian ran away excitedly.
In the billiards area of the bar, Zhanbo invited Zi Qiao to play billiards, and Zi Qiao scored a goal.
Zhan Bo said with a sad face, "Zi Qiao, I have something to ask you."
"ok."
"What the hell is a woman thinking?"
"Nietzsche said, if you want to know a woman, ask another." Zi Qiao made another hole.
"for example."
"Your sister."
The two paused, and said at the same time: "I pretend you didn't say that." "You pretend I didn't say that." Then they turned around and sat down to rest.
Zhan Bo leaned over and said quietly: "I'm only telling you one person, I want to give Wan Yu a gift, what should I give?"
Zi Qiao was a little excited: "Okay, you! You have finally taken the first step!"
"Yeah, I fell into the pit just after taking the first step." Zhanbo said dejectedly.
"Oh, don't mention it! The problem is, I just climbed out of the pit and encountered a fork in the road."
"What fork in the road?" Ziqiao still had to grasp the situation before answering.
Zhanbo had no choice but to tell the truth: "She has been wanting two things recently, maybe a coat or a set of Tiffany necklaces. But I can only buy one of them, what should I do?"
"how much is it?"
"It's more than 10,000 in specialty stores."
"Wow. Not cheap."
"That's right, I can only buy one if all my year-end bonuses are included this year, so be careful."
Ziqiao pondered, and said, "Then buy a coat."
Zhanbo hesitated: "But what if she prefers necklaces?"
Ziqiao said impatiently: "Zhanbo, you are a man. Since you are a man, you can't fall into this kind of horniness like a woman."
"I do not understand."
Ziqiao said meaningfully: "She said that she didn't know what she wanted, but it was actually a superficial phenomenon. If such a thing is given to her by a man sincerely, it will be given additional value, such as deep affection. So One thing will be more precious than the other."
Zhanbo had an epiphany: "It makes sense! How did you know that?"
Zi Qiao thought silently: "How can I know what a woman thinks? All I know is that there is a store specializing in coats on Taobao.com, and all coats are cheaper than in the store, at least 30% off, hehe." Bo, "This is my experience. If you need it, I can buy it for you. And it will be 10% off."
Zhanbo asked excitedly: "Really? Why can it be cheap?"
"I have a friend who is in the coat business. I can say hello to him. Although it's a bit embarrassing, who made us brothers?" Zi Qiao sold favors when he got a bargain.
Zhanbo said gratefully: "Great, all my bonuses are here. The day after tomorrow will be Valentine's Day, and I rely entirely on you."
"No problem, leave it to me."
Zhan Bo held an envelope full of cash in his hand.Ziqiao reached out to grab it, but Zhanbo didn't let go, Ziqiao tried hard, but Zhanbo still didn't let go.
Ziqiao encouraged: "I can't bear to let the child be caught - girl!"
"Secret it! Zi Qiao." Zhan Bo handed the envelope to Zi Qiao with distress, together with his hope.
As soon as Guan Gu entered the door, he saw Yifei making chocolate.
"Everyone, do you have broken books here?" Guan Gu asked seriously.
Yifei replied angrily: "There is a broken salesman. What do you want to do with broken books?"
Guan Gu pulled his face and said: "I failed in the composition. The teacher asked me to rewrite it, but I still couldn't write it. I heard people say that as long as you read the broken book, God will help you."
Wan Yu explained with a smile: "Guan Gu, it's called breaking through ten thousand volumes of reading, and writing like a god. It's a proverb."
Guan Gu panicked: "What is the proverb? Another language?"
Wan Yu continued to explain: "Proverbs are what the ancients said, just like common sayings and allegorical sayings, they are often said."
Guan Gu said in a crying voice: "Why are there two languages again? When will I graduate!"
Wan Yu couldn't explain it either: "Oh, the more I talk, the more dizzy I get, Guan Gu, actually the best way to learn Chinese well is to read more books, understand?"
Guan Gu calmed down: "Any good books to recommend?"
Yifei said with great interest: "Not bad."
Guan Gu was depressed again: "What kind of language is the Analects!?"
"You have to read some books with a plot first, so as to increase your interest. For example, this one—" Wan Yu handed the book to Guan Gu.
"Neurohero?"
"It's The Legend of Condor Heroes. This is a very classic novel. You can learn Chinese while enjoying the sad love story. It's very touching. I cried 8 times while reading it." Wan Yu pouted as she said. .
Guan Gu said suspiciously: "Really? I only watched Tokyo Love Story and cried 10 times."
Wan Yu didn't believe it either: "The love story in Tokyo is also very touching?"
Guan Gu sat up straight and said seriously: "It's not very touching, it's super touching."
"Wanyu, you haven't even read Tokyo Love Story, have you? I cried 18 times." Yifei jumped onto the armrest of the sofa and cut into the conversation.
Guan Gu and Wan Yu looked at Yifei in disbelief.
"Korean dramas are popular recently, and I don't watch Japanese dramas very much." Wan Yu said, looking for reasons.
Guan Gu slammed the book on the coffee table, and said unconvinced: "Don't put Korean dramas and our Japanese dramas together, it's an insult to us. It is impossible for 100 Korean dramas to surpass the classic of "Tokyo Love Story"."
Wan Yu had an idea: "How about we exchange, I will watch Tokyo Love Story. You will watch The Legend of Condor Heroes."
"Okay..." Guan Gu looked at the cover of the book for a long time, "What is the story of the Condor Heroes? The story of two eagles?"
Yifei fell from the arm of the sofa.
Zi Qiao entered the house holding a beautiful box with a pink bow, while using a Bluetooth headset to make a phone call.
"Zhanbo, are you still off work? The coat I ordered for you yesterday has been delivered, but the invoice is in my name. I have to tell the boss that I bought it, and he will give me a cheap price. Yes, the packaging is very Beautiful, of course, the girl will go crazy when she sees such a punctual gift, or she will vomit blood and die. What? Your colleague also wants to buy it. Wow, I don’t give everyone this kind of help. Well, for your sake Now, I'll contact you right away." His tone suddenly became deep, "I support you both mentally and physically!" He closed the phone.
Zi Qiao danced and writhed in the room, saying to herself, "You're getting rich!" excitedly rushed into her room, and left the gift box on the sofa.
Wan Yu and Mei Jia came back from the outside and went to the mailbox to receive letters. Mika saw two pink cards: "Great, I got two birthday cards!" "Who sent it?" Wan Yu asked. After Meijia took a closer look, her face immediately became long: "...China Mobile and China Merchants Bank." "Hehe, at least it's a card and not a bill." Meijia opened the envelope and exclaimed, "They really made the bill look like a card! How could this be possible?" Wan Yu comforted: "If you pay off the overdraft fee earlier, they will definitely send you roses." "Ah! There is another card. This is the birthday card you sent me." Meijia found another card. Wan Yu asked strangely: "How do you know, you haven't opened it yet." Meijia said emotionally: "Have you forgotten? The card is sent by buying washing powder. After you write it, I will send it for you." "That's right, I almost forgot." Wan Yu continued to open her envelope. Meijia said enviously, "You have so many letters." Wan Yu disagreed: "They are all invitations to some Valentine's Day parties." Meijia was even more frowning: "Oh! Why did my parents want me to be born two days before Valentine's Day? Now people all over the world are concerned about how to spend Valentine's Day. Who else remembers my birthday?" Wan Yu replied playfully: "I... and China Mobile and China Merchants Bank." Meijia was slightly sad: "I have never received a decent present on my birthday." "Didn't Zi Qiao give you a gift before?" Wan Yu asked in surprise. Meijia said: "One year he gave me an outdated magazine he had read, which was full of beautiful women with big breasts, and another year he gave me a warm hug, and it was still drunk." "Is this a gift?" "As soon as Valentine's Day came around and all the presents skyrocketed, he had every reason to say it wasn't a good time to buy presents. Then when Valentine's Day passed, he said: Now that your birthday has passed, you should Focus on how to walk the road ahead for the next year, and the gift will only remind you that you are one year older. This is all floating clouds.” "Zi Qiao is real." Wan Yu felt sorry for Mei Jia. "He must be thinking about which chick to spend Valentine's Day with, that's his annual drama, and my birthday is at best a pre-movie commercial." Meijia said angrily as she walked into the elevator. The two walked into Mika's suite. Wan Yu was still consoling: "Don't say that, maybe Ziqiao will change this year, and it's not certain. Since what happened last time, I feel that he is quite sincere in apologizing." Meijia said disdainfully: "Him? I often see it proudly, but I don't see the sincerity." "What is this?" Meijia suddenly saw a very beautiful box lying on the sofa with a big pink bow tied on it, "I haven't seen this thing in the morning." Wan Yu smiled and said, "Gift! Look, here is the receipt." "Lu Ziqiao—really?" Meijia stared at the receipt, showing unbelievable joy, "Ziqiao gave it to me?" Wan Yu jokingly said: "Everything is placed on the sofa in your room. Judging from the packaging, it's unlikely that he gave it to Guan Gu." Meijia also agreed: "There is only one girl in our suite." "I just said he didn't forget your birthday." "Let's see what he gave first? Is it so easy to beat me? Hmph!" Meijia began to untie the bow. Wan Yu looked around: "Where is Zi Qiao? He must be hiding somewhere to surprise you. Zi Qiao~~ Zi Qiao!" "I'm working on e-commerce...Meijia, what are you doing!?" Ziqiao went out to look, her face paled in shock. Wan Yu said cheerfully, "Zi Qiao, stop pretending. Tell Meijia directly if you have anything to say!" Seeing that Wan Yu was also there, Ziqiao didn't dare to say anything, and shouted hesitantly, "Meijia! Don't open it. The wrapping paper is very expensive." Meijia saw the coat and said, "Oh my god!" She was immediately stunned. Wan Yu also saw this coat: "My God!" She thought of it in a magazine, what a coincidence. Meijia looked affectionately: "Zi Qiao!" She gestured with her windbreaker. Zi Qiao's eyes widened: "My God." Xiaoxian entered the corridor carrying a fire extinguisher, ready to sell it door to door.Go to the door of an apartment and knock on the door. "Who is it!" A roar erupted from inside. The cat's eye has been opened, Xiaoxian stood outside, unaware, casually made a very obscene look, and asked, "Hello, do you need a fire extinguisher?" "Are you a firefighter?" "No... I'm from the community..." "You're lying, you're obviously a salesman. I can see you through the cat's eyes." "Oh," Xiaoxian looked into the cat's eyes, "Grandma. I'm the vice chairman of the resident committee of the apartment. I'm not a salesman." "The apartment has this committee?" "Yes. This month is fire prevention awareness month. You must need a fire extinguisher. Our slogan is - hidden dangers are more dangerous than open flames, prevention is better than disaster relief, and responsibility is heavier than Mount Tai." Xiaoxian said while cooperating to make funny jokes The advertising action, and finally pushed the fire extinguisher to the cat's eyes. "Are you having a convulsion?" "This is the action I designed for the publicity month. If you like, you can do it with me." Xiaoxian smiled, and put his face close to the cat's eyes, and when he looked inside, he transformed into a more obscene face. "If you don't leave, I'll call 110, get out." Xiaoxian begged for mercy repeatedly: "Don't, don't, I'm not a bad person, I'm a good person." "Hey! I recognize your voice!" Xiaoxian raised his eyebrows with joy: "Really? Have you heard my show? I am the host of the radio station. I am a good man. I am Zeng Xiaoxian." "Then I'm going to call the police and arrest you, so they can change to a better host. Get the hell out of here." "Okay. I'll go, I'll go." Xiaoxian went to the opposite house and was about to knock on the door. "I said, get away. I can still see you." Xiaoxian had no choice but to leave this floor in a desperate manner. Wan Yu smiled and said, "Meijia, this is the one I showed you last time, the one in the magazine." Meijia was so excited that she couldn't speak clearly: "Zi Qiao...this is...this is." Ziqiao said with a bitter face: "This is a discarded product...I am going to return it to the specialty store." Hope to dampen Meijia's expectations. Meijia's tears rolled in her eyes: "You are talking nonsense, this is not a disposal product, it has added value. What I see is a deep affection. There is no disposal product for affection." The rhetoric fits well. Wan Yu quietly stretched out her thumb: "Zi Qiao, well done!" Zi Qiao smacked his mouth with one hand in his heart. Meijia stroked the clothes lightly: "This one can't be mink fur." Zi Qiao immediately denied: "Of course not, it looks like it, but it's an imitation. I knew you wouldn't like this kind of fake..." Meijia was even more satisfied: "As long as it's not mink fur, this kind of mixed man-made material is the most popular now. I like it so much." Zi Qiao smacked her mouth with both hands in her heart.He wanted to prevent the situation from expanding, so he said calmly: "Mijia, I have to tell you something. Mijia, why are you crying. Can you stop, stop." "Zi Qiao, I thought you forgot my birthday. I didn't expect you to give me such an expensive gift. I..." Meijia's tears flowed down silently, "This is the best gift I have ever received in my life Gift. Thank you." Hugging Zi Qiao tightly, Zi Qiao's smile was a little stiff. Wan Yu suggested: "Meijia, why don't you try it on." Ziqiao was shocked: "Don't wear it, you... may not fit you well." "Come on! Meijia, put it on." Wan Yu just helped Meijia put on the left sleeve, and the right sleeve was pulled down by Qiao. Turning around Mika, talking while turning. Wan Yu happily asked, "What do you think?" Half of the coat was on Meijia's body, and half was not. Ziqiao took the opportunity to say, "It really is very ugly." Meijia never put it on, Ziqiao finally took off the coat. "Zi Qiao! Don't make trouble. Bring the coat here. Hurry up. Let go." Wan Yu slapped Zi Qiao on the back of the hand, grabbed the coat, and put it on for Mei Jia. Wearing the overcoat on Meijia, she looked silly, but Meijia still smiled contentedly: "Does it look good?" "Listen, Mika, there is something. I want to explain to you...this coat...actually, I'm exhibiting for..." Ziqiao suddenly noticed that Mijia was staring at him hopefully, he couldn't speak, and put The words on the lips were swallowed abruptly, "I am... I saw the most beautiful one in the exhibition hall. Do you like it?" "I know." Mika's tears fell again. "Don't, don't cry, be happy and smile." Ziqiao pinched Meijia's face. "Although I wanted to kill you, luckily I didn't do it so quickly." Meijia's words were like blood-stained flowers. "Really? But I really want to die now." Zi Qiao's words were like flowers vomiting blood. "I know this is you making up for previous mistakes, but in fact, I'm not angry with you anymore, I'm just pretending." Meijia hugged Ziqiao, flung out her long sleeves, and almost hit Wanyu who was behind Ziqiao , "How can I thank you?" Zi Qiao subconsciously said on her shoulder: "Give me back the coat..." "...I mean... coats are expensive." Zi Qiao bit her lip and relaxed: "...Happy birthday." Meijia replied tenderly: "Happy Valentine's Day." Wan Yu looked at the two of them happily. Guan Gu was sitting at the bar counter, reading a book seriously, and Zhan Bo was reading Xu Zhimo's poetry collection. Guan Gu wiped his tears and said, "It's so touching, the little dragon girl is so beautiful." Zhan Bo was surprised: "You fell in love with her too?" Guan Gu said regretfully: "It's a pity that Yang Guo really doesn't cherish it, he only has his aunt in his heart." Zhan Bo was puzzled: "Hmm...that's how it is, and Xiao Longnu is his aunt." Guan Gu immediately said angrily: "Ah! It's too sinful. Does his uncle have any objection to Yang Guo's doing this?" "Well... To be precise, there is no uncle." Zhan Bo really had no better reason. Guan Gu interrupted: "Don't tell me the plot! Oh my god! Then Yang Guo is not his uncle? Xiaolongnv is her own niece and daughter-in-law?" Ziqiao came in: "Zhanbo, come here, I have something to tell you." Pulling him to the toilet door, "It's like this, I bought the clothes, but it was seen by Meijia yesterday, she likes it so much. She thought it was a birthday present from me. Going crazy now." Zhanbo couldn't help but be pleasantly surprised: "Wow! It means that this gift is indeed quite substantial." Ziqiao saw that Zhanbo was not angry, so he flattered him in time: "You should really see how Meijia lost her mind and nearly vomited blood to death." Zhanbo smiled and said, "I can imagine. But there seems to be a small problem—" he suddenly became serious, "What should I do now that the coat is gone!" "Don't worry, I'll find a chance to talk to her tomorrow night, and then ask her to hand over the coat obediently!" Zi Qiao knew that Zhan Bo was soft-hearted, and said desperately. Zhan Bo was really worried: "Is this too cruel to her?" Ziqiao said smoothly, "I know, or you can give her a favor." "Isn't this too cruel to me? This is my year-end bonus for the whole year." Zhanbo was unwilling to be a fool. "As a young man in the new era, you must be able to afford it and let it go. After Meijia's birthday is over tonight, I will go and tell her the truth." Zi Qiao still used Meijia as a shield. Zhanbo became worried again: "Will she be very sad?" Zi Qiao has already thought about her speech at that time: "I will say to her: 'Since your birthday has passed, you should focus on how to walk well in the next year, and the gift will only remind you Another year older. These are all floating clouds~~~'" So he said to Zhanbo: "Don't worry, I will take care of her." Wan Yu suddenly appeared. "Wan Yu." Zhan Bo greeted nervously. Wan Yu clasped her hands tightly and said enviously, "Zhanbo, have you seen that coat of Mijia's? It's the one I've always liked. It's just amazing." "En." Zhanbo complied happily. Wan Yu then said with admiration: "Zi Qiao, you are so kind, I will look at you with admiration from now on. Do you know that every girl in the love apartment is now envious of Mei Jia." Zhan Bo snickered and hinted: "Wan Yu, I believe your dream will come true." "Really? That's great. You mean someone will give me Tiffany's necklace?" Wan Yu said excitedly. Zhanbo was dumbfounded: "Wait, haven't you decided what gift you want yet?" Wan Yu explained: "I was still hesitating. But after Ziqiao gave Meijia the coat, I knew what I wanted?" "Coat?" "Of course not! Meijia already has one. If I have another one, I'll just hit the shirt? And if I want to wear it, I can ask Meijia to borrow it!" Wan Yu said, and left.Wan Yu's real thought is this: "Actually, that coat disappointed me so much. So the magazine pictures are deceiving. Clothes always look best on models." Zi Qiao rejoiced secretly, and said, "I said the situation will become clearer." Zhan Bo hypocritically said: "Then I really want to thank you!" "You're welcome, brother." Seeing Zhanbo's ashen face, Ziqiao said, "Well, it's not all bad things, at least it solves some problems." Zhanbo said coldly: "Yeah, my problem is solved, Wanyu doesn't want that coat anymore. Meijia's problem is solved, she can have that birthday gift for a long time, your problem is also solved, she is no longer alive You're mad." Ziqiao thought Zhanbo was really stupid: "Yes! Everyone is happy." Zhan Bo said calmly: "We only have one problem left unsolved." "Give me back my year-end bonus!" Zhan Bo grabbed Zi Qiao's neck fiercely.
Back at the house, Zi Qiao hurriedly called. “喂，我叫吕子乔，我想问一下，你们那个人工授精实验还招聘试验体吗？只要有报酬就可以了。我身体健康，基因良好，还有四分之一的高丽血统。哦，已经不用了啊？那有没有其他科研项目需要人？结扎膀胱下动脉手术，这是什么实验？多少钱一次？慢着，这玩意能做第二次吗？” 一菲大步流星地走进来：“你们这里有锅子吗？我要烧巧克力了。” 子乔赶紧挂上电话，含糊应了一声。 一菲随口问一句：“你在跟谁打电话？” 子乔随口撒个谎：“哦，是有奖竞猜。” 一菲自鸣得意地帮他回答：“结扎膀胱下动脉手术能不能做第二次？这题目是送分的呀！对了！我们都看到你送给美嘉的大衣了。” “你们怎么看到的？”子乔感觉事有蹊跷。 “她刚才穿着给所有人看来着，见人就转一圈，估计现在已经晕了。”一菲学美嘉360度转了一圈。 子乔沉着脸说：“一菲，有件事情我想请你帮忙。” "What's up?" “借我一万块钱。” 一菲大大咧咧地说：“你开什么玩笑。你那么贵的大衣都买了，还问我们小老百姓借钱。我可没有那么多碎银子给你。” 子乔表情严肃：“就是因为这件大衣。” “哦！我懂，你是要间接地告诉我这件大衣有多贵是吗？我明白了。” “你不懂。这……这只是一次意外。” “我知道了，像你这样的有钱人经常会遇到这种意外。碰巧路过了城里最昂贵的时装专卖店。碰巧皮夹子里有些零花钱用不掉。碰巧就买了这家店里最贵的这件大衣。然后碰巧又将它绑上了蝴蝶结把它送给了美嘉。碰巧昨天中午你还蹭了我一顿中饭，合计人民币25.8。”一菲伸手要钱。 子乔一时无语。 一菲接着数落：“我知道您老人家，分分钟几百万上下，我也是实在不好意思，本来万以下的数字不应该来打扰你的。可是你欠的这些零钱能不能先还一点。我知道您是一个慷慨的有钱人。”又伸手。 子乔沮丧地说：“美嘉的事情不是慷慨不慷慨的问题。” “难道你还是有所目的的？” “理论上来说是这样的。” “天哪！你们这是交易？”一菲极度吃惊，“好吧。你真是我见过最低级，最差劲，最下流，最龌龊的。” 一菲的喋喋不休让本已烦躁的子乔更加郁闷：“我还没说完呢。” “我还没说完呢，你是最卑鄙的。最拙劣的，最不要脸的。你这是在侮辱美嘉，侮辱女性。” 子乔一把捂住胡一菲的嘴：“这件大衣我是买给宛瑜的！” 一菲用自己被捂着的嘴叽里呱啦地嚷嚷：“@￥%@#￥……#（你是卖给宛瑜的？）” 子乔痛苦地说：“我是替展博买的，是他要送给宛瑜的礼物。” 一菲还在竭力嚷嚷：“#￥@#￥……%%” “什么？！你说什么？”子乔意识到自己的手还在一菲嘴上，连忙松开，“sorry。” 一菲大喘气着说：“你买这件大衣让展博送给宛瑜作为美嘉的生日礼物？” 子乔痛苦地抱头：“你还不懂对吗？美嘉她搞错了。这大衣压根就不是给她的，是她误会之后抢去的。” “你是说，这是展博花的钱送给宛瑜的，却给美嘉拿走了？” 子乔突然冲上茶几，举起双手冲着吊灯大声感叹：“上帝啊！万能的主啊。她明白了，终于有人听明白了！” 一菲走过去，兴奋地说：“这下我全都明白了。展博终于开始行动了。” “现在宛瑜不要大衣了。而且我欠了展博一万多块钱，明天就是情人节了。展博的计划全乱套了。我上哪儿去凑这一百万啊？”子乔仰倒在沙发上。 “怎么变成一百万了？” “对我来说有区别吗？一万和一百万是一样的，因为我都没有……对了，我还有两颗肾，我还是直接卖掉一颗来的比较快。” “冷静，冷静。你是在帮我的弟弟。所以我也会帮你。”一菲很义气地说。 子乔苦笑道：“你出钱买我的肾？” 一菲白了他一眼：“我要你的肾干吗，炒菜啊？你现在第一件要做的事，就是必须告诉美嘉。” 子乔哭丧着脸说：“我没法跟她说。你让我怎么开口。她眼泪鼻涕都流过了。”如果可以，他宁愿替美嘉流鼻涕和眼泪。 “那好吧，第二件事，你还是把你的肾卖了吧。” “开个玩笑，听着，你要是直接去跟美嘉坦白。她会原谅你的。”一菲笃定地说。 子乔更笃定：“她会恨我的。” “朋友之间有一点点小小的憎恨又何妨呢？再说她又不是没恨过你。” “可是怎么说呢？” “你只要冷静地告诉她真相，然后在她大哭大闹之前，把大衣拿走退给店家，就说有质量问题。这样不就好了吗？” 美嘉进来：“hello，大家好。”360度转了一圈，自个儿有点晕，“今天真是太棒了。所有人都问我这件大衣哪儿买的。我告诉大家这是子乔买的，不怕冷的大衣。子乔你怎么了？都是汗，这里很热吗？” 子乔满头大汗地说：“没什么，我肾虚。” 一菲推着他说：“子乔，上！” “美嘉，关于这件大衣，我想告诉你……我还是去卖肾吧。”子乔说了一半，转身要走。 一菲顶住他，说：“回去！逃避不是办法。” “这件大衣……大衣……”子乔支支吾吾地望着美嘉。 美嘉甜甜地笑：“好看吗？” 子乔突然惊讶地发现：“……你的大衣怎么会突然合身了？” 美嘉得意地说：“很厉害吧？我刚才赶工改的，收了腰，改了袖子，还在里面印上了我的名字，看！”打开大衣，里面只有内衣，又赶紧合上。 子乔瞪大眼睛，浑身开始哆嗦：“改了！哈哈！你把衣服改了！美嘉，你妈的还真是心灵手巧啊！” 美嘉没听出来：“不是我妈，是我自己改的。”依然欣喜。 子乔落入痛苦的深渊：“我怎么就忘了，你还有这个特殊技能。” 美嘉侧身亮相：“怎么样，看上去是不是好多了。” 子乔情不自禁地抬起手准备掐美嘉的脖子。 “是啊！”一菲赶紧拉住子乔，“美嘉，你现在看上去更漂亮了。” “你们完全不用担心，我最擅长DIY的！”美嘉美滋滋地走回房间。 “不担心！”子乔在后面哀怨地说。心中诅咒：“如果能把她的肾卖了，自己就不担心了。” 一菲不禁佩服地说：“改得还不错啊。美嘉还真是有两把刷子。” 子乔恶狠狠地附和：“简直天衣无缝。希望我的膀胱下动脉结扎手术缝合的时候，大夫也有这么好的手艺。” “子乔，别着急，应该还有更好的办法。”情势的发展超出一菲的预计，只能另想办法。 "for example?" “你会讨饭吗？”一菲显然还没想出来。 一菲独自找到美嘉。 “这件衣服真的是展博买给宛瑜的？”美嘉圆睁双眼。 一菲道出更大问题：“本来是。现在宛瑜知道可以问你借，她就改主意了。” 美嘉同情地说：“天啊！展博好可怜。都怪子乔不好，谁让他把礼物乱放，还扎着粉红色的蝴蝶结。让我一下子就看到了。” 一菲小心翼翼地问：“这么贵的礼物，子乔根本买不起啊。你看到礼物的那一瞬间，就没有一丝疑问闪过？” “的确是闪过。” "and then?" 美嘉指了指左脑：“就这样从左边闪进去，又从右边闪出去了。”再指了指右脑。 “你也看出展博对宛瑜有意思，明天就是情人节了，我们都希望能给展博再凑钱买一样礼物。”一菲不好明说，逐渐暗示。 “子乔人呢？” “他去报名参加一种新型的药物试验。” 美嘉惊讶地问：“他准备一个人去筹钱？” 一菲欣慰地说：“子乔在关键时刻还是挺讲义气的。” “一定有其他办法让一个女孩子很快地赚到钱。”美嘉坚定地说着，就要出门。 “嗯……嗯，美嘉。绝对不行。”一菲突然意识到美嘉话里有话。 美嘉停在门口，无辜地说：“你想到哪儿去了。为了支持展博，我要把大衣卖掉。等等，这样倒便宜子乔了，这样看来他果然没有记得我的生日。我就说情人节之前过生日必然是这个下场。哼！”转身闪人。 “关谷，你考虑一下吧，万一你的书着火了，没有灭火器会很困扰的，要不要先买一个备着？”小贤又拿出灭火器兜售。 关谷在看书，没理会，小贤觉得无趣。 宛瑜饶有兴致地上来搭话：“嘿，关谷，看得怎么样？” 关谷头也不抬：“很好看。我的中文水平已经可以完全理解。”继续埋头看书。 小贤一副等着看笑话的样子：“Oh yeah。” 关谷关心起宛瑜那边的情况：“你呢？东京爱情故事好看吗？” “我昨天看了个通宵，我已经看到丽香在丸子的桌子底下放了一个写有他名字的'小雪人'……”宛瑜无限向往。 关谷随口说：“下面的剧情可精彩啦！” 小贤插话：“后面怎么了？” “你也没看过？”关谷好像有点不可思议。 小贤不愿丢面子，硬说：“我这集漏看了。” 关谷于是介绍：“后面是这样的，丽香表面上对丸子依然很冷淡，丸子发现了丽香的礼物，感动得一塌糊涂，丽香告诉丸子'我要你用魔法来让我开心'，丸子深情地吻了她……” “不听不听不听！”宛瑜捂着耳朵。 小贤幸灾乐祸地说：“关谷的表达能力很强啊，写下来就是一篇文章啊。你的同学一定做不到你的程度。关谷，我看好你哦。” 宛瑜郁闷地喊：“可你也不能都说出来啊。我的悬念都被你破坏了。” 关谷反驳：“是你看得太慢了。我看中文书都比你快。” 宛瑜不服气地说：“太慢了？好吧。杨过要娶小龙女，但是黄蓉反对，于是小龙女走了。郭靖要把女儿嫁给杨过。大婚的晚上郭芙还把杨过的右手砍了下来！”宛瑜说罢，双手一叉，故意挑衅的模样。 关谷张大嘴看着她：“嘿！可我……我不是故意的。好吧，丽香主动提出要调离到海外，她希望丸子能够留住她。可是丸子却说不能阻碍理想的人生道路。丽香打了他一个耳光，并且离开了他。”反击之后，关谷大舒一口气。 宛瑜奸笑起来：“呵，哼！小龙女被人强暴了。” 关谷跳了起来：“纳尼！怎么可能？” 宛瑜微笑：“没错，是尹志平干的。” 关谷弱弱地问：“难道尹志平才是杨过的姑父？” 小贤赶紧圆场：“降降火，降降火，如果你们准备各自回去把碟片和书烧了，请事先买一瓶灭火器。有备无患嘛！”又把灭火器抱出来。 子乔从一菲套间的厕所出来，身后传来抽马桶的声音。他拿着一个带刻度的烧杯，烧杯里有茶色的液体。 一菲闷闷不乐地说：“子乔，今晚你已经上了第八次厕所了。” “我在测试他们的新药，是一种利尿剂。”子乔打了个嗝，“这个比二锅头好喝多了。” “你为什么不在自己套间里上厕所？”一菲很不情愿的样子。 子乔得意地说：“开什么玩笑，那要付多少水费啊。对了，我去了几次厕所了？” 一菲坏笑：“我不记得了。” 子乔立马换上一副苦相：“不会吧。他们让我回来记录的。完了，我要从头尿了。” 美嘉进来，口气轻松：“吕子乔，你已经不需要再做什么实验了。因为我已经把大衣卖掉了。” 子乔大惊：“什么？” 美嘉拿出厚厚一摞钱：“我这里已经完全够数了。” 一菲敬仰地说：“你是怎么办到的？” 美嘉仰着头说：“厉害吧。我刚才在酒吧里举办了一个'情人节特别抽奖'活动。我卖~奖~券。”禁不住自己先笑起来。 一菲赞美道：“这主意太绝了，谁想出来的？” “我自己啊！最后的大奖得主是一个50岁的大老板。他一个人就买了我30张奖券。不过当他发现奖品是大衣的时候，有点不太高兴。”美嘉说到这，充满疑惑。 子乔也奇怪地问：“为什么？他以为他得到了什么奖品？” “大衣啊！还能是什么？”美嘉回答。 一菲忽然警觉地问：“你当时做了什么？” “我没做什么啊？我去卖奖券的时候，他们问我奖品是什么，我就告诉他们'当当'。”美嘉说着举起手，转了360度。 一菲和子乔同时点头。 一菲再次核实：“让我猜猜，买你奖券的大多数都是男人？” "yes." 子乔扶着额头说：“你真是珍稀动物……” 美嘉依然自顾自地得意：“你们不用羡慕我，我已经把钱都还给展博了。” “那这是什么？”子乔望着那一摞钱。 “多出来的。”美嘉赶紧把钱移出子乔的视线。 “怎么会多出这么多？”子乔眼睛都看直了。 美嘉掰着手指头，又开始自创的运算法：“我的彩票180元一张，我卖掉了92张，那么算下来：一七得七，二七四十八，三八妇女节。我应该是多了一些的。我就说我很有做生意的天赋嘛。” “这多出来的钱，你准备怎么花？”一菲关心这个。 “我已经想过了，既然我那么有经济头脑，应该让钱生钱。明天就是情人节了，我准备去进一批玫瑰花，一定会一本万利，从此过上富足小康的生活的，哈哈。”美嘉为自己的计划而疯狂。 子乔数落道：“你还是先把乘法口诀背一下吧。” 美嘉火了：“吕子乔，你别忘恩负义，我还没找你算账呢。我的生日你从来都不记得。你欠我好多生日礼物！” 子乔纳闷儿：“我以前有送过你啊！” 美嘉气不打一处来：“你还好意思说，人家好男人过生日送礼物都送车送钻。你送过我什么。” 子乔反驳：“别没良心，谁说我没送过钻给你？” 一菲吃惊地问：“子乔，你送过钻啊？” 美嘉大吼：“我一口盐汽水喷死你。冲击钻也算钻啊！” 子乔无辜地说：“那时候我们家的确是需要一把啊！” 美嘉凶神恶煞地说：“那是你自己送给你自己的。我当时真后悔没有在你脑袋上也打个洞。” 一菲看着美嘉和子乔又争吵，无奈地摇头。 展博靠在酒吧围栏上数钱。 宛瑜奇怪地问：“你在干什么？” “嗯……没什么，在数我的年终奖金。”展博还在低头数着。 宛瑜羡慕地说：“你又涨工资了啊？这么厚一叠？恭喜你啊，展博。” “奇怪了。”展博又数了一边，呆呆地抬起头。 “奖金涨了还奇怪啊？”宛瑜迷惑。 展博心里盘算：“美嘉把钱还给我，我说子乔是打折帮我买的，所以只要给我1万块的9折就可以了。于是美嘉立马给了1万2。她是怎么算的呢？” 关谷进来，满脸忧伤。 宛瑜歉疚地说：“对不起，我不该故意透露剧情给你的，我只是……” 关谷打断：“……小龙女走了，而且没有解药，她快死了。”表情痛苦。 “我知道。”宛瑜表示理解。 关谷带着哭腔说：“杨过找不到她了。我很难过。” 展博同情地安慰：“别担心，关谷，16年后他们会重逢的。” 关谷跳了起来：“别再剧透了好吗！靠！” 展博好心遭雷劈，蒙了。 关谷起身离去，哀叹道：“我还是看论语吧！” 小贤坐在沙发上，正在拿计算器算账，清算自己到底卖掉了多少灭火器。一菲正在按照巧克力制作食谱，准备材料。她将所有材料摊放在桌上，自己举着锅铲像一个指挥官一样。 一菲自言自语：“可可酱，到！果仁，到！杏仁，到！奶精，到！锅子，到！全体注意，准备入锅，这不是演习，注意，这不是演习。” 小贤看着一菲的样子，很汗：“在出征之前，你是不是还要对他们演讲？我的指挥官——去吧，我的勇士们，不用担心你们的尸体，烧焦或是不烧焦都一样，反正全是黑的。” 一菲咬牙切齿地回望小贤：“你这是在妒忌我的心灵手巧。我花了好几天的时间，终于把所有的材料都精心制作完成。所以我敢保证，我的这批巧克力将是全世界最棒的巧克力，它甚至可以被载入史册，我应该给它取一个新名字——菲克力怎么样？” 小贤心中暗自忖度：“是该换个名字，她男朋友到时候一定认不出她做的那玩意是什么，反正肯定不是巧克力就对了。”等着看笑话。 “那你现在还要做什么？”小贤问道，还想进一步打探笑料。 “只差一步了，我要把买来的巧克力融化了，然后和我的所有材料混合，然后倒入我精心准备的模具。就大功告成了。”一菲一边说，一边把配料倒进锅子，开始烧。 小贤鄙视地说：“做巧克力就是把别人的巧克力融化了，然后再凝固起来？” 一菲反问：“难道不是吗？” 小贤不遗余力地奚落：“我现在知道为什么会有那么多假奶粉了，你也可以自己做啊。'买'一些奶粉回来，倒水冲好，然后再晒干，看，这就是手工造的奶粉！还有个好听的名字叫——菲鹿奶粉。广告词我都想好了——菲鹿奶粉喝了以后，嘿，这腰也不疼了，腿也不酸了，连心脏也不跳了。”
Wan Yu and Mei Jia came back from the outside and went to the mailbox to receive letters. Mika saw two pink cards: "Great, I got two birthday cards!" "Who sent it?" Wan Yu asked. After Meijia took a closer look, her face immediately became long: "...China Mobile and China Merchants Bank." "Hehe, at least it's a card and not a bill." Meijia opened the envelope and exclaimed, "They really made the bill look like a card! How could this be possible?" Wan Yu comforted: "If you pay off the overdraft fee earlier, they will definitely send you roses." "Ah! There is another card. This is the birthday card you sent me." Meijia found another card. Wan Yu asked strangely: "How do you know, you haven't opened it yet." Meijia said emotionally: "Have you forgotten? The card is sent by buying washing powder. After you write it, I will send it for you." "That's right, I almost forgot." Wan Yu continued to open her envelope. Meijia said enviously, "You have so many letters." Wan Yu disagreed: "They are all invitations to some Valentine's Day parties." Meijia was even more frowning: "Oh! Why did my parents want me to be born two days before Valentine's Day? Now people all over the world are concerned about how to spend Valentine's Day. Who else remembers my birthday?" Wan Yu replied playfully: "I... and China Mobile and China Merchants Bank." Meijia was slightly sad: "I have never received a decent present on my birthday." "Didn't Zi Qiao give you a gift before?" Wan Yu asked in surprise. Meijia said: "One year he gave me an outdated magazine he had read, which was full of beautiful women with big breasts, and another year he gave me a warm hug, and it was still drunk." "Is this a gift?" "As soon as Valentine's Day came around and all the presents skyrocketed, he had every reason to say it wasn't a good time to buy presents. Then when Valentine's Day passed, he said: Now that your birthday has passed, you should Focus on how to walk the road ahead for the next year, and the gift will only remind you that you are one year older. This is all floating clouds.” "Zi Qiao is real." Wan Yu felt sorry for Mei Jia. "He must be thinking about which chick to spend Valentine's Day with, that's his annual drama, and my birthday is at best a pre-movie commercial." Meijia said angrily as she walked into the elevator. The two walked into Mika's suite. Wan Yu was still consoling: "Don't say that, maybe Ziqiao will change this year, and it's not certain. Since what happened last time, I feel that he is quite sincere in apologizing." Meijia said disdainfully: "Him? I often see it proudly, but I don't see the sincerity." "What is this?" Meijia suddenly saw a very beautiful box lying on the sofa with a big pink bow tied on it, "I haven't seen this thing in the morning." Wan Yu smiled and said, "Gift! Look, here is the receipt." "Lu Ziqiao—really?" Meijia stared at the receipt, showing unbelievable joy, "Ziqiao gave it to me?" Wan Yu jokingly said: "Everything is placed on the sofa in your room. Judging from the packaging, it's unlikely that he gave it to Guan Gu." Meijia also agreed: "There is only one girl in our suite." "I just said he didn't forget your birthday." "Let's see what he gave first? Is it so easy to beat me? Hmph!" Meijia began to untie the bow. Wan Yu looked around: "Where is Zi Qiao? He must be hiding somewhere to surprise you. Zi Qiao~~ Zi Qiao!" "I'm working on e-commerce...Meijia, what are you doing!?" Ziqiao went out to look, her face paled in shock. Wan Yu said cheerfully, "Zi Qiao, stop pretending. Tell Meijia directly if you have anything to say!" Seeing that Wan Yu was also there, Ziqiao didn't dare to say anything, and shouted hesitantly, "Meijia! Don't open it. The wrapping paper is very expensive." Meijia saw the coat and said, "Oh my god!" She was immediately stunned. Wan Yu also saw this coat: "My God!" She thought of it in a magazine, what a coincidence. Meijia looked affectionately: "Zi Qiao!" She gestured with her windbreaker. Zi Qiao's eyes widened: "My God." Xiaoxian entered the corridor carrying a fire extinguisher, ready to sell it door to door.Go to the door of an apartment and knock on the door. "Who is it!" A roar erupted from inside. The cat's eye has been opened, Xiaoxian stood outside, unaware, casually made a very obscene look, and asked, "Hello, do you need a fire extinguisher?" "Are you a firefighter?" "No... I'm from the community..." "You're lying, you're obviously a salesman. I can see you through the cat's eyes." "Oh," Xiaoxian looked into the cat's eyes, "Grandma. I'm the vice chairman of the resident committee of the apartment. I'm not a salesman." "The apartment has this committee?" "Yes. This month is fire prevention awareness month. You must need a fire extinguisher. Our slogan is - hidden dangers are more dangerous than open flames, prevention is better than disaster relief, and responsibility is heavier than Mount Tai." Xiaoxian said while cooperating to make funny jokes The advertising action, and finally pushed the fire extinguisher to the cat's eyes. "Are you having a convulsion?" "This is the action I designed for the publicity month. If you like, you can do it with me." Xiaoxian smiled, and put his face close to the cat's eyes, and when he looked inside, he transformed into a more obscene face. "If you don't leave, I'll call 110, get out." Xiaoxian begged for mercy repeatedly: "Don't, don't, I'm not a bad person, I'm a good person." "Hey! I recognize your voice!" Xiaoxian raised his eyebrows with joy: "Really? Have you heard my show? I am the host of the radio station. I am a good man. I am Zeng Xiaoxian." "Then I'm going to call the police and arrest you, so they can change to a better host. Get the hell out of here." "Okay. I'll go, I'll go." Xiaoxian went to the opposite house and was about to knock on the door. "I said, get away. I can still see you." Xiaoxian had no choice but to leave this floor in a desperate manner. Wan Yu smiled and said, "Meijia, this is the one I showed you last time, the one in the magazine." Meijia was so excited that she couldn't speak clearly: "Zi Qiao...this is...this is." Ziqiao said with a bitter face: "This is a discarded product...I am going to return it to the specialty store." Hope to dampen Meijia's expectations. Meijia's tears rolled in her eyes: "You are talking nonsense, this is not a disposal product, it has added value. What I see is a deep affection. There is no disposal product for affection." The rhetoric fits well. Wan Yu quietly stretched out her thumb: "Zi Qiao, well done!" Zi Qiao smacked his mouth with one hand in his heart. Meijia stroked the clothes lightly: "This one can't be mink fur." Zi Qiao immediately denied: "Of course not, it looks like it, but it's an imitation. I knew you wouldn't like this kind of fake..." Meijia was even more satisfied: "As long as it's not mink fur, this kind of mixed man-made material is the most popular now. I like it so much." Zi Qiao smacked her mouth with both hands in her heart.He wanted to prevent the situation from expanding, so he said calmly: "Mijia, I have to tell you something. Mijia, why are you crying. Can you stop, stop." "Zi Qiao, I thought you forgot my birthday. I didn't expect you to give me such an expensive gift. I..." Meijia's tears flowed down silently, "This is the best gift I have ever received in my life Gift. Thank you." Hugging Zi Qiao tightly, Zi Qiao's smile was a little stiff. Wan Yu suggested: "Meijia, why don't you try it on." Ziqiao was shocked: "Don't wear it, you... may not fit you well." "Come on! Meijia, put it on." Wan Yu just helped Meijia put on the left sleeve, and the right sleeve was pulled down by Qiao. Turning around Mika, talking while turning. Wan Yu happily asked, "What do you think?" Half of the coat was on Meijia's body, and half was not. Ziqiao took the opportunity to say, "It really is very ugly." Meijia never put it on, Ziqiao finally took off the coat. "Zi Qiao! Don't make trouble. Bring the coat here. Hurry up. Let go." Wan Yu slapped Zi Qiao on the back of the hand, grabbed the coat, and put it on for Mei Jia. Wearing the overcoat on Meijia, she looked silly, but Meijia still smiled contentedly: "Does it look good?" "Listen, Mika, there is something. I want to explain to you...this coat...actually, I'm exhibiting for..." Ziqiao suddenly noticed that Mijia was staring at him hopefully, he couldn't speak, and put The words on the lips were swallowed abruptly, "I am... I saw the most beautiful one in the exhibition hall. Do you like it?" "I know." Mika's tears fell again. "Don't, don't cry, be happy and smile." Ziqiao pinched Meijia's face. "Although I wanted to kill you, luckily I didn't do it so quickly." Meijia's words were like blood-stained flowers. "Really? But I really want to die now." Zi Qiao's words were like flowers vomiting blood. "I know this is you making up for previous mistakes, but in fact, I'm not angry with you anymore, I'm just pretending." Meijia hugged Ziqiao, flung out her long sleeves, and almost hit Wanyu who was behind Ziqiao , "How can I thank you?" Zi Qiao subconsciously said on her shoulder: "Give me back the coat..." "...I mean... coats are expensive." Zi Qiao bit her lip and relaxed: "...Happy birthday." Meijia replied tenderly: "Happy Valentine's Day." Wan Yu looked at the two of them happily. Guan Gu was sitting at the bar counter, reading a book seriously, and Zhan Bo was reading Xu Zhimo's poetry collection. Guan Gu wiped his tears and said, "It's so touching, the little dragon girl is so beautiful." Zhan Bo was surprised: "You fell in love with her too?" Guan Gu said regretfully: "It's a pity that Yang Guo really doesn't cherish it, he only has his aunt in his heart." Zhan Bo was puzzled: "Hmm...that's how it is, and Xiao Longnu is his aunt." Guan Gu immediately said angrily: "Ah! It's too sinful. Does his uncle have any objection to Yang Guo's doing this?" "Well... To be precise, there is no uncle." Zhan Bo really had no better reason. Guan Gu interrupted: "Don't tell me the plot! Oh my god! Then Yang Guo is not his uncle? Xiaolongnv is her own niece and daughter-in-law?" Ziqiao came in: "Zhanbo, come here, I have something to tell you." Pulling him to the toilet door, "It's like this, I bought the clothes, but it was seen by Meijia yesterday, she likes it so much. She thought it was a birthday present from me. Going crazy now." Zhanbo couldn't help but be pleasantly surprised: "Wow! It means that this gift is indeed quite substantial." Ziqiao saw that Zhanbo was not angry, so he flattered him in time: "You should really see how Meijia lost her mind and nearly vomited blood to death." Zhanbo smiled and said, "I can imagine. But there seems to be a small problem—" he suddenly became serious, "What should I do now that the coat is gone!" "Don't worry, I'll find a chance to talk to her tomorrow night, and then ask her to hand over the coat obediently!" Zi Qiao knew that Zhan Bo was soft-hearted, and said desperately. Zhan Bo was really worried: "Is this too cruel to her?" Ziqiao said smoothly, "I know, or you can give her a favor." "Isn't this too cruel to me? This is my year-end bonus for the whole year." Zhanbo was unwilling to be a fool. "As a young man in the new era, you must be able to afford it and let it go. After Meijia's birthday is over tonight, I will go and tell her the truth." Zi Qiao still used Meijia as a shield. Zhanbo became worried again: "Will she be very sad?" Zi Qiao has already thought about her speech at that time: "I will say to her: 'Since your birthday has passed, you should focus on how to walk well in the next year, and the gift will only remind you Another year older. These are all floating clouds~~~'" So he said to Zhanbo: "Don't worry, I will take care of her." Wan Yu suddenly appeared. "Wan Yu." Zhan Bo greeted nervously. Wan Yu clasped her hands tightly and said enviously, "Zhanbo, have you seen that coat of Mijia's? It's the one I've always liked. It's just amazing." "En." Zhanbo complied happily. Wan Yu then said with admiration: "Zi Qiao, you are so kind, I will look at you with admiration from now on. Do you know that every girl in the love apartment is now envious of Mei Jia." Zhan Bo snickered and hinted: "Wan Yu, I believe your dream will come true." "Really? That's great. You mean someone will give me Tiffany's necklace?" Wan Yu said excitedly. Zhanbo was dumbfounded: "Wait, haven't you decided what gift you want yet?" Wan Yu explained: "I was still hesitating. But after Ziqiao gave Meijia the coat, I knew what I wanted?" "Coat?" "Of course not! Meijia already has one. If I have another one, I'll just hit the shirt? And if I want to wear it, I can ask Meijia to borrow it!" Wan Yu said, and left.Wan Yu's real thought is this: "Actually, that coat disappointed me so much. So the magazine pictures are deceiving. Clothes always look best on models." Zi Qiao rejoiced secretly, and said, "I said the situation will become clearer." Zhan Bo hypocritically said: "Then I really want to thank you!" "You're welcome, brother." Seeing Zhanbo's ashen face, Ziqiao said, "Well, it's not all bad things, at least it solves some problems." Zhanbo said coldly: "Yeah, my problem is solved, Wanyu doesn't want that coat anymore. Meijia's problem is solved, she can have that birthday gift for a long time, your problem is also solved, she is no longer alive You're mad." Ziqiao thought Zhanbo was really stupid: "Yes! Everyone is happy." Zhan Bo said calmly: "We only have one problem left unsolved." "Give me back my year-end bonus!" Zhan Bo grabbed Zi Qiao's neck fiercely.
Back at the house, Zi Qiao hurriedly called. “喂，我叫吕子乔，我想问一下，你们那个人工授精实验还招聘试验体吗？只要有报酬就可以了。我身体健康，基因良好，还有四分之一的高丽血统。哦，已经不用了啊？那有没有其他科研项目需要人？结扎膀胱下动脉手术，这是什么实验？多少钱一次？慢着，这玩意能做第二次吗？” 一菲大步流星地走进来：“你们这里有锅子吗？我要烧巧克力了。” 子乔赶紧挂上电话，含糊应了一声。 一菲随口问一句：“你在跟谁打电话？” 子乔随口撒个谎：“哦，是有奖竞猜。” 一菲自鸣得意地帮他回答：“结扎膀胱下动脉手术能不能做第二次？这题目是送分的呀！对了！我们都看到你送给美嘉的大衣了。” “你们怎么看到的？”子乔感觉事有蹊跷。 “她刚才穿着给所有人看来着，见人就转一圈，估计现在已经晕了。”一菲学美嘉360度转了一圈。 子乔沉着脸说：“一菲，有件事情我想请你帮忙。” "What's up?" “借我一万块钱。” 一菲大大咧咧地说：“你开什么玩笑。你那么贵的大衣都买了，还问我们小老百姓借钱。我可没有那么多碎银子给你。” 子乔表情严肃：“就是因为这件大衣。” “哦！我懂，你是要间接地告诉我这件大衣有多贵是吗？我明白了。” “你不懂。这……这只是一次意外。” “我知道了，像你这样的有钱人经常会遇到这种意外。碰巧路过了城里最昂贵的时装专卖店。碰巧皮夹子里有些零花钱用不掉。碰巧就买了这家店里最贵的这件大衣。然后碰巧又将它绑上了蝴蝶结把它送给了美嘉。碰巧昨天中午你还蹭了我一顿中饭，合计人民币25.8。”一菲伸手要钱。 子乔一时无语。 一菲接着数落：“我知道您老人家，分分钟几百万上下，我也是实在不好意思，本来万以下的数字不应该来打扰你的。可是你欠的这些零钱能不能先还一点。我知道您是一个慷慨的有钱人。”又伸手。 子乔沮丧地说：“美嘉的事情不是慷慨不慷慨的问题。” “难道你还是有所目的的？” “理论上来说是这样的。” “天哪！你们这是交易？”一菲极度吃惊，“好吧。你真是我见过最低级，最差劲，最下流，最龌龊的。” 一菲的喋喋不休让本已烦躁的子乔更加郁闷：“我还没说完呢。” “我还没说完呢，你是最卑鄙的。最拙劣的，最不要脸的。你这是在侮辱美嘉，侮辱女性。” 子乔一把捂住胡一菲的嘴：“这件大衣我是买给宛瑜的！” 一菲用自己被捂着的嘴叽里呱啦地嚷嚷：“@￥%@#￥……#（你是卖给宛瑜的？）” 子乔痛苦地说：“我是替展博买的，是他要送给宛瑜的礼物。” 一菲还在竭力嚷嚷：“#￥@#￥……%%” “什么？！你说什么？”子乔意识到自己的手还在一菲嘴上，连忙松开，“sorry。” 一菲大喘气着说：“你买这件大衣让展博送给宛瑜作为美嘉的生日礼物？” 子乔痛苦地抱头：“你还不懂对吗？美嘉她搞错了。这大衣压根就不是给她的，是她误会之后抢去的。” “你是说，这是展博花的钱送给宛瑜的，却给美嘉拿走了？” 子乔突然冲上茶几，举起双手冲着吊灯大声感叹：“上帝啊！万能的主啊。她明白了，终于有人听明白了！” 一菲走过去，兴奋地说：“这下我全都明白了。展博终于开始行动了。” “现在宛瑜不要大衣了。而且我欠了展博一万多块钱，明天就是情人节了。展博的计划全乱套了。我上哪儿去凑这一百万啊？”子乔仰倒在沙发上。 “怎么变成一百万了？” “对我来说有区别吗？一万和一百万是一样的，因为我都没有……对了，我还有两颗肾，我还是直接卖掉一颗来的比较快。” “冷静，冷静。你是在帮我的弟弟。所以我也会帮你。”一菲很义气地说。 子乔苦笑道：“你出钱买我的肾？” 一菲白了他一眼：“我要你的肾干吗，炒菜啊？你现在第一件要做的事，就是必须告诉美嘉。” 子乔哭丧着脸说：“我没法跟她说。你让我怎么开口。她眼泪鼻涕都流过了。”如果可以，他宁愿替美嘉流鼻涕和眼泪。 “那好吧，第二件事，你还是把你的肾卖了吧。” “开个玩笑，听着，你要是直接去跟美嘉坦白。她会原谅你的。”一菲笃定地说。 子乔更笃定：“她会恨我的。” “朋友之间有一点点小小的憎恨又何妨呢？再说她又不是没恨过你。” “可是怎么说呢？” “你只要冷静地告诉她真相，然后在她大哭大闹之前，把大衣拿走退给店家，就说有质量问题。这样不就好了吗？” 美嘉进来：“hello，大家好。”360度转了一圈，自个儿有点晕，“今天真是太棒了。所有人都问我这件大衣哪儿买的。我告诉大家这是子乔买的，不怕冷的大衣。子乔你怎么了？都是汗，这里很热吗？” 子乔满头大汗地说：“没什么，我肾虚。” 一菲推着他说：“子乔，上！” “美嘉，关于这件大衣，我想告诉你……我还是去卖肾吧。”子乔说了一半，转身要走。 一菲顶住他，说：“回去！逃避不是办法。” “这件大衣……大衣……”子乔支支吾吾地望着美嘉。 美嘉甜甜地笑：“好看吗？” 子乔突然惊讶地发现：“……你的大衣怎么会突然合身了？” 美嘉得意地说：“很厉害吧？我刚才赶工改的，收了腰，改了袖子，还在里面印上了我的名字，看！”打开大衣，里面只有内衣，又赶紧合上。 子乔瞪大眼睛，浑身开始哆嗦：“改了！哈哈！你把衣服改了！美嘉，你妈的还真是心灵手巧啊！” 美嘉没听出来：“不是我妈，是我自己改的。”依然欣喜。 子乔落入痛苦的深渊：“我怎么就忘了，你还有这个特殊技能。” 美嘉侧身亮相：“怎么样，看上去是不是好多了。” 子乔情不自禁地抬起手准备掐美嘉的脖子。 “是啊！”一菲赶紧拉住子乔，“美嘉，你现在看上去更漂亮了。” “你们完全不用担心，我最擅长DIY的！”美嘉美滋滋地走回房间。 “不担心！”子乔在后面哀怨地说。心中诅咒：“如果能把她的肾卖了，自己就不担心了。” 一菲不禁佩服地说：“改得还不错啊。美嘉还真是有两把刷子。” 子乔恶狠狠地附和：“简直天衣无缝。希望我的膀胱下动脉结扎手术缝合的时候，大夫也有这么好的手艺。” “子乔，别着急，应该还有更好的办法。”情势的发展超出一菲的预计，只能另想办法。 "for example?" “你会讨饭吗？”一菲显然还没想出来。 一菲独自找到美嘉。 “这件衣服真的是展博买给宛瑜的？”美嘉圆睁双眼。 一菲道出更大问题：“本来是。现在宛瑜知道可以问你借，她就改主意了。” 美嘉同情地说：“天啊！展博好可怜。都怪子乔不好，谁让他把礼物乱放，还扎着粉红色的蝴蝶结。让我一下子就看到了。” 一菲小心翼翼地问：“这么贵的礼物，子乔根本买不起啊。你看到礼物的那一瞬间，就没有一丝疑问闪过？” “的确是闪过。” "and then?" 美嘉指了指左脑：“就这样从左边闪进去，又从右边闪出去了。”再指了指右脑。 “你也看出展博对宛瑜有意思，明天就是情人节了，我们都希望能给展博再凑钱买一样礼物。”一菲不好明说，逐渐暗示。 “子乔人呢？” “他去报名参加一种新型的药物试验。” 美嘉惊讶地问：“他准备一个人去筹钱？” 一菲欣慰地说：“子乔在关键时刻还是挺讲义气的。” “一定有其他办法让一个女孩子很快地赚到钱。”美嘉坚定地说着，就要出门。 “嗯……嗯，美嘉。绝对不行。”一菲突然意识到美嘉话里有话。 美嘉停在门口，无辜地说：“你想到哪儿去了。为了支持展博，我要把大衣卖掉。等等，这样倒便宜子乔了，这样看来他果然没有记得我的生日。我就说情人节之前过生日必然是这个下场。哼！”转身闪人。 “关谷，你考虑一下吧，万一你的书着火了，没有灭火器会很困扰的，要不要先买一个备着？”小贤又拿出灭火器兜售。 关谷在看书，没理会，小贤觉得无趣。 宛瑜饶有兴致地上来搭话：“嘿，关谷，看得怎么样？” 关谷头也不抬：“很好看。我的中文水平已经可以完全理解。”继续埋头看书。 小贤一副等着看笑话的样子：“Oh yeah。” 关谷关心起宛瑜那边的情况：“你呢？东京爱情故事好看吗？” “我昨天看了个通宵，我已经看到丽香在丸子的桌子底下放了一个写有他名字的'小雪人'……”宛瑜无限向往。 关谷随口说：“下面的剧情可精彩啦！” 小贤插话：“后面怎么了？” “你也没看过？”关谷好像有点不可思议。 小贤不愿丢面子，硬说：“我这集漏看了。” 关谷于是介绍：“后面是这样的，丽香表面上对丸子依然很冷淡，丸子发现了丽香的礼物，感动得一塌糊涂，丽香告诉丸子'我要你用魔法来让我开心'，丸子深情地吻了她……” “不听不听不听！”宛瑜捂着耳朵。 小贤幸灾乐祸地说：“关谷的表达能力很强啊，写下来就是一篇文章啊。你的同学一定做不到你的程度。关谷，我看好你哦。” 宛瑜郁闷地喊：“可你也不能都说出来啊。我的悬念都被你破坏了。” 关谷反驳：“是你看得太慢了。我看中文书都比你快。” 宛瑜不服气地说：“太慢了？好吧。杨过要娶小龙女，但是黄蓉反对，于是小龙女走了。郭靖要把女儿嫁给杨过。大婚的晚上郭芙还把杨过的右手砍了下来！”宛瑜说罢，双手一叉，故意挑衅的模样。 关谷张大嘴看着她：“嘿！可我……我不是故意的。好吧，丽香主动提出要调离到海外，她希望丸子能够留住她。可是丸子却说不能阻碍理想的人生道路。丽香打了他一个耳光，并且离开了他。”反击之后，关谷大舒一口气。 宛瑜奸笑起来：“呵，哼！小龙女被人强暴了。” 关谷跳了起来：“纳尼！怎么可能？” 宛瑜微笑：“没错，是尹志平干的。” 关谷弱弱地问：“难道尹志平才是杨过的姑父？” 小贤赶紧圆场：“降降火，降降火，如果你们准备各自回去把碟片和书烧了，请事先买一瓶灭火器。有备无患嘛！”又把灭火器抱出来。 子乔从一菲套间的厕所出来，身后传来抽马桶的声音。他拿着一个带刻度的烧杯，烧杯里有茶色的液体。 一菲闷闷不乐地说：“子乔，今晚你已经上了第八次厕所了。” “我在测试他们的新药，是一种利尿剂。”子乔打了个嗝，“这个比二锅头好喝多了。” “你为什么不在自己套间里上厕所？”一菲很不情愿的样子。 子乔得意地说：“开什么玩笑，那要付多少水费啊。对了，我去了几次厕所了？” 一菲坏笑：“我不记得了。” 子乔立马换上一副苦相：“不会吧。他们让我回来记录的。完了，我要从头尿了。” 美嘉进来，口气轻松：“吕子乔，你已经不需要再做什么实验了。因为我已经把大衣卖掉了。” 子乔大惊：“什么？” 美嘉拿出厚厚一摞钱：“我这里已经完全够数了。” 一菲敬仰地说：“你是怎么办到的？” 美嘉仰着头说：“厉害吧。我刚才在酒吧里举办了一个'情人节特别抽奖'活动。我卖~奖~券。”禁不住自己先笑起来。 一菲赞美道：“这主意太绝了，谁想出来的？” “我自己啊！最后的大奖得主是一个50岁的大老板。他一个人就买了我30张奖券。不过当他发现奖品是大衣的时候，有点不太高兴。”美嘉说到这，充满疑惑。 子乔也奇怪地问：“为什么？他以为他得到了什么奖品？” “大衣啊！还能是什么？”美嘉回答。 一菲忽然警觉地问：“你当时做了什么？” “我没做什么啊？我去卖奖券的时候，他们问我奖品是什么，我就告诉他们'当当'。”美嘉说着举起手，转了360度。 一菲和子乔同时点头。 一菲再次核实：“让我猜猜，买你奖券的大多数都是男人？” "yes." 子乔扶着额头说：“你真是珍稀动物……” 美嘉依然自顾自地得意：“你们不用羡慕我，我已经把钱都还给展博了。” “那这是什么？”子乔望着那一摞钱。 “多出来的。”美嘉赶紧把钱移出子乔的视线。 “怎么会多出这么多？”子乔眼睛都看直了。 美嘉掰着手指头，又开始自创的运算法：“我的彩票180元一张，我卖掉了92张，那么算下来：一七得七，二七四十八，三八妇女节。我应该是多了一些的。我就说我很有做生意的天赋嘛。” “这多出来的钱，你准备怎么花？”一菲关心这个。 “我已经想过了，既然我那么有经济头脑，应该让钱生钱。明天就是情人节了，我准备去进一批玫瑰花，一定会一本万利，从此过上富足小康的生活的，哈哈。”美嘉为自己的计划而疯狂。 子乔数落道：“你还是先把乘法口诀背一下吧。” 美嘉火了：“吕子乔，你别忘恩负义，我还没找你算账呢。我的生日你从来都不记得。你欠我好多生日礼物！” 子乔纳闷儿：“我以前有送过你啊！” 美嘉气不打一处来：“你还好意思说，人家好男人过生日送礼物都送车送钻。你送过我什么。” 子乔反驳：“别没良心，谁说我没送过钻给你？” 一菲吃惊地问：“子乔，你送过钻啊？” 美嘉大吼：“我一口盐汽水喷死你。冲击钻也算钻啊！” 子乔无辜地说：“那时候我们家的确是需要一把啊！” 美嘉凶神恶煞地说：“那是你自己送给你自己的。我当时真后悔没有在你脑袋上也打个洞。” 一菲看着美嘉和子乔又争吵，无奈地摇头。 展博靠在酒吧围栏上数钱。 宛瑜奇怪地问：“你在干什么？” “嗯……没什么，在数我的年终奖金。”展博还在低头数着。 宛瑜羡慕地说：“你又涨工资了啊？这么厚一叠？恭喜你啊，展博。” “奇怪了。”展博又数了一边，呆呆地抬起头。 “奖金涨了还奇怪啊？”宛瑜迷惑。 展博心里盘算：“美嘉把钱还给我，我说子乔是打折帮我买的，所以只要给我1万块的9折就可以了。于是美嘉立马给了1万2。她是怎么算的呢？” 关谷进来，满脸忧伤。 宛瑜歉疚地说：“对不起，我不该故意透露剧情给你的，我只是……” 关谷打断：“……小龙女走了，而且没有解药，她快死了。”表情痛苦。 “我知道。”宛瑜表示理解。 关谷带着哭腔说：“杨过找不到她了。我很难过。” 展博同情地安慰：“别担心，关谷，16年后他们会重逢的。” 关谷跳了起来：“别再剧透了好吗！靠！” 展博好心遭雷劈，蒙了。 关谷起身离去，哀叹道：“我还是看论语吧！” 小贤坐在沙发上，正在拿计算器算账，清算自己到底卖掉了多少灭火器。一菲正在按照巧克力制作食谱，准备材料。她将所有材料摊放在桌上，自己举着锅铲像一个指挥官一样。 一菲自言自语：“可可酱，到！果仁，到！杏仁，到！奶精，到！锅子，到！全体注意，准备入锅，这不是演习，注意，这不是演习。” 小贤看着一菲的样子，很汗：“在出征之前，你是不是还要对他们演讲？我的指挥官——去吧，我的勇士们，不用担心你们的尸体，烧焦或是不烧焦都一样，反正全是黑的。” 一菲咬牙切齿地回望小贤：“你这是在妒忌我的心灵手巧。我花了好几天的时间，终于把所有的材料都精心制作完成。所以我敢保证，我的这批巧克力将是全世界最棒的巧克力，它甚至可以被载入史册，我应该给它取一个新名字——菲克力怎么样？” 小贤心中暗自忖度：“是该换个名字，她男朋友到时候一定认不出她做的那玩意是什么，反正肯定不是巧克力就对了。”等着看笑话。 “那你现在还要做什么？”小贤问道，还想进一步打探笑料。 “只差一步了，我要把买来的巧克力融化了，然后和我的所有材料混合，然后倒入我精心准备的模具。就大功告成了。”一菲一边说，一边把配料倒进锅子，开始烧。 小贤鄙视地说：“做巧克力就是把别人的巧克力融化了，然后再凝固起来？” 一菲反问：“难道不是吗？” 小贤不遗余力地奚落：“我现在知道为什么会有那么多假奶粉了，你也可以自己做啊。'买'一些奶粉回来，倒水冲好，然后再晒干，看，这就是手工造的奶粉！还有个好听的名字叫——菲鹿奶粉。广告词我都想好了——菲鹿奶粉喝了以后，嘿，这腰也不疼了，腿也不酸了，连心脏也不跳了。”