Chapter 13 Chapter Thirteen Today Is Not Father's Day

At night, Guan Gu and Yoyo finished their date, got out of the elevator, walked to the door, and looked at their respective doors. "You are so considerate, and you even walked me to the door." Youyou smiled. "Well... Anyway, I don't live far away." "...then... good night." "Good night." Yoyo took the key, turned around suddenly, "Guan Guan, I miss you a little bit." "I just want to borrow a toilet." Guan Gu followed through the door, sticking very close to her. "The toilet is over there..." Yoyo turned around, and the two looked at each other.

Guan Gu said softly: "I know." "I'm... a little nervous." "me too." "Didn't you say go to the bathroom?" "When you get nervous, you lose consciousness." The two got closer and closer, and Yoyo stood on tiptoe, about to kiss.Suddenly, Yoyo shouted: "Yifei!" "Calling other people's names at this time is not good for my heart." Guan Gu patted his chest. "No, I just want to make sure they are at home." "I was dizzy from you shouting." "Then I'll make it up to you." Youyou smiled and put her arms around Guan Gu's neck, tiptoed to prepare for a kiss, then suddenly jumped away, staring at the table next to it, where a remote-controlled robot turned its head.

In the next room, Yifei, Xiaoxian, Ziqiao, Yumo, and Zhang Wei were all there, eating green arrows together, moving neatly, and focused on the laptop, which contained images of Guan Gu and Yoyo. Guan Gu and Youyou opened the door and came in, looking at them suspiciously, Ziqiao hurriedly closed the computer, and everyone dispersed innocently. The next day, at the downstairs bar, Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei imitated Guan Gu. "I'm... a little nervous." "me too." "Didn't you say go to the bathroom?" "Once nervous—it's resolved. Hahaha."

Yifei shook his head, "I said, you are too hurt." "Don't you think the plot should develop like this to be more interesting?" Xiaoxian blinked. Yifei said righteously: "I promise, this is the last time I will watch this kind of thing." "I can ask Ziqiao to give you a robot with a built-in Core i5 processor and support remote monitoring of the Internet. You can monitor every bit of your brother and Wanyu." Yifei thought for two seconds, "Well, this is the penultimate time." "Guangu and Yoyo went from dating to passionate love, then from passionate love to coexistence, from coexistence to dependence, from dependence to marriage, from marriage to childbirth, so many steps, wow! We have been gossiping!" Zhang Weixi said .

Guan Gu appeared from behind, glared at him, and followed leisurely, holding a two or three-year-old child in his arms. Everyone gasped in surprise and said, "Ah?! Live, live!" "They have already skipped all the steps!" Xiaoxian exclaimed. "Quickly tell me! When did you cause trouble!" Yifei stood in front of Guan Gu. "What, we didn't see this child until noon." "Noon? We all went out to eat. Only you and Yoyo are at home." Xiaoxian smiled considerately: "Oh! You took advantage of our absence...so..." "Do you think laying eggs?" Yifei slapped Xiaoxian away, "Don't interrupt, let Guan Gu talk."

"At that time, only Yoyo and I were left. We felt bored, so we started exchanging ideas on the issue of global warming. By the way, we also discussed the reasons for the frequent occurrence of earthquakes in the Pacific—" Xiaoxian interrupted him, "You treat us as idiots, that's all? When did you lay the eggs?" "Well, the thing is like this, we were planning, uh, planning, when we heard a rustling sound at the door, we went outside and saw a figure hurried away, leaving only a baby carriage," Guan Gu Wiping sweat, "Also, this child." "There is still a letter inside," Yoyo took out the letter to read, "I hope you can take on the responsibility of being a father."

"You mean we have a father with a child here?" Yifei asked. "That's right, 3602 is clearly written on the envelope." "It's from your room!" Everyone looked at Xiaoxian. Xiaoxian stepped back, "Hey! Don't spout blood, I'm a public figure." "Just doubting casually, do you need to be so nervous?" "I... can prove my innocence." "How to prove it?" Yifei approached. "...I can't tell you, this is my privacy." "You can tell your attorney." Zhang Wei nodded, and Xiao Xian whispered in Zhang Wei's ear.

"Oh? You're a virgin!" Zhang Wei shouted, everyone laughed, and Xiao Xian hid in the corner. "There's no need to guess, isn't the culprit obvious! Who else but Lu Xiaobu, a rotten person?!" Yifei geared up, "Let me educate him!" That night, Yifei held a blank sheet of paper and stared at Ziqiao, while Yu Mo and Zhang Wei watched. "Come on, Zi Qiao, list the names of your suspected girlfriends, and we will help you eliminate them. You must first find the mother of the child! Then we will send you there to rectify the law on the spot, and use the rest of your life to atone for your sinful debts." .”

"You're kidding, it's impossible." "Don't try to run away today. Yumo, close the door and let Xiaoxian go!" "Xiaoxian is not here, you can let Zhang Wei go!" Yu Mo said, Zhang Wei waved his paws. "It's not that I don't want to write, it's that this blank sheet of paper—it's too small!" Everyone was overwhelmed and replaced him with a huge piece of paper. An hour later, Ziqiao had filled all the blanks, with mixed Chinese and English names. "Didn't he just say that there are only 108?" "It was after coming to the love apartment. Looking at the baby's age, it should be the seed he planted before moving in."

"That seems too much, isn't he growing potatoes?" Listening to these discussions, Ziqiao raised her head proudly to look at Yifei, "Didn't you want me to write all my names?" Yifei smiled and said: "With a knife, the water is cut off and the water flows more. If people don't repair it, let me get through your two channels of Ren and Du, so that you can penetrate the past and the present, integrate them, and find clues in the vast sea of ​​people." Accompanied by Zi Qiao's screams, the names on the paper were gradually crossed out, until only seven remained.

"I don't remember, I can only sieve here." Zi Qiao cried on the ground. "Okay, then let's take down each one. Anyway, it's the girls Zi Qiao has wronged, so we'll ask them all out and let him redeem one by one." Yi Fei nodded at Yu Mo, and Zi Qiao continued to cry. Everyone in the apartment was gone, Guan Gu went to the kitchen and put the red wine on the table, then went back to the living room and sat down, waiting for Yoyo expectantly. After a while, Yoyo came back and took out all kinds of small socks and shoes from her handbag, "Look! The new clothes I bought for the baby, Q or Q, Q or Q?" "Why did you suddenly think of buying this?" "This is Ziqiao's flesh and blood. I am Ziqiao's little aunt, so am I the child's aunt? As an elder, I should buy some greeting gifts for the child!" "Okay. Let's go to dinner then, before it's too late." "What dinner?" "Didn't you agree to go out for a candlelight dinner tonight?" "Oh! I forgot." "You... forgot? Do you know how difficult it is to book two seats at the Peninsula Hotel?" "Only two?" "...Who else?" Seeing Yoyo pointing at the stroller at the door, Guan Gu was helpless, "Yuyo, bring a child to the candlelight dinner—it's not too good." "Are you willing to leave him at home alone?" "Oh, okay. I'll discuss it with the hotel to see if I can temporarily add a seat." "Guan Gu, you are so kind." "As long as you are happy, I am happy." Guan Gu dialed the phone, "Hi, is this a hotel? Can we add a baby seat to the candlelight dinner? My girlfriend is bringing a baby, oh, we are not pregnant before we are unmarried, the child is not My... no, the green hat is not mine... no, the child is not hers... no, we didn't steal it!" After a long, long time, Yoyo finally hung up the diaper, "Honey, I've changed the diaper for the baby, let's go." Guan Gu looked at his watch, "But, it's so late, the restaurants are already closed." "It's all my fault, we missed our date again." "It's okay, fortunately I'm prepared, just wait." Guan Gu walked to the kitchen, looked for red wine, found it and put it behind him, and took two goblets with the other hand. "Wow." "I specially asked my friend to help you bring red wine from France." Guan Gu took out the wine bottle from behind and poured out milk, "Nani?!" "So this bottle is French red wine? I thought it was soy sauce. Just now when the baby was about to drink milk, I found that the baby bottle was left in the taxi, and there was no suitable container at home, so I saw this bottle." "But this is from 1983." "Yeah, I thought how could a bottle of soy sauce be older than me? Why keep it after it expired? So I washed it and used it for milk." Guan Gu wanted to cry but had no tears, "Yuyou...you really cry when everyone sees people, but the Buddha shed tears when he sees the Buddha." "What's the matter, we can also drink this, isn't it quite romantic?" The two toasted and drank leisurely, Guan Gu closed his eyes and drank it, and the child babbled. "She doesn't seem very happy." "Probably because we - drank his milk." Yoyo said. "Then give it back to him." "It's okay, watch TV, it's fine if the kids are distracted." Youyou took the remote control and turned on the TV to watch "Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf". After an unknown amount of time, poor Guan Gu fell asleep, and Yoyo pushed him, "Guan Guan, Guan Guan." "Ah?! Has Pleasant Goat been eaten?" Guan Gu woke up startled. "No, I haven't eaten more than 300 episodes. Why is it so fast? Shhh, take it easy, the baby finally fell asleep this time." Guan Gu teased the child, but found no response, he was happy, just about to stand up, when he found that the baby was pinching his fingers. Youyou said softly: "Look, he is holding my hand, so cute. Don't move, he finally fell asleep, don't wake him up." "Then what to do?" "Don't you think that's romantic?" Guan Gu was sweating, "Yes... yes." "Guan Gu, you are so kind." There is a child between the two, and they can't speak loudly, can't move, and can't hear clearly, "What?" "Guan Gu, you are so kind." "If you are happy, I will be happy." "What did you say?" "I said you are happy, I am happy." "Will you always accommodate me like this?" "Well, you are the most important person in my heart." "what?" "I said I……" The baby moved, and Yoyo lowered his head, "Forget it, let's not talk anymore, I'm afraid of waking him up." After all, everyone is not here, how could our date be like this, how could it be like this?Guan Gu smiled, holding back his internal injuries. In the bar, Zi Qiao shivered, "Are you sure those girls will come?" "That's right, I told them on the phone that Ziqiao has already figured it out, so it's better to talk about it face to face." Yifei looked at his watch, "Nina is coming soon. Today you must apologize to these girls and admit what you have done. sins committed." "Then I will consider whether to intercede with the judge for you." Zhang Wei said seriously. "You don't know the situation, they want to take my skin off, especially this Nina, I told her that I left her because I am from that power star." "what?" "I said my planet needs rebuilding, so I'm leaving." "Then you just wait for the interstellar court's trial." While speaking, Nina came in, and Ziqiao wanted to escape, but was held back by Zhang Wei. Yifei hurriedly waved, "Hey, here!" Nina came over quickly, "Zi Qiao! As soon as I heard that you had figured it out, I came here immediately." "I……" "Hush! Honey, it's all my fault." Everyone was dumbfounded, Zi Qiao paused for three seconds, "I forgive you, Honey." "I always thought you were lying to me, but after watching the movie, I realized that there really was that prestige. Forgive me for not going with you at that time. Is it still too late?" "I came here specially to pick you up, and I will never forget you." Ziqiao said affectionately, and Yifei and Zhang Wei were sweating wildly. Nina gasped with excitement, "Oh my God, I'm so excited! I love you! I want to have a baby for you." The two hugged each other, and Yifei pulled them away, "Hey! What is this? Obviously this is not, her IQ is not enough to raise a child." Zi Qiao took out his mobile phone, "Hey! What? Someone stole my spaceship?! Nina, I have to go first, see you later." After finishing speaking, he ran out. After Nina left, he was caught by Yifei again, "The second one is Monica." Zi Qiao was proud, "It's not as scary as I imagined, they haven't changed at all. In fact, women can communicate well, maybe it's just a misunderstanding." "Are you not afraid anymore?" "Ha, this Monica is the gentlest of my girlfriends. I just dumped her because I thought she was too short-tempered." "What's the reason this time?" Zhang Wei asked. "She always let me watch her do cross stitch, play the violin, and always ask me to enroll in classes to learn CQC." "CQC?" "Yeah, what kind of computer programming language is it? It's about the same as C language or D language." "Really?" Yifei sneered at the side, and when Monica came in, Ziqiao hurriedly greeted her. "Lv Xiaobu!" Monica rushed over, flying her legs, Zi Qiao screamed and fell to the ground, Monica rushed over and continued to beat. "This skill is not like someone who has given birth to a child. I forgot to remind you, the full name of CQC is Close Quarters Combat, a close combat technique used by the military." Ziqiao wailed, "Don't slap your face!" Zhang Wei took out his mobile phone and frantically took pictures. On weekends, Guan Gu's hair was disheveled, and he sat listlessly on the sofa, with Zhang Wei and Xiaoxian sitting beside him.Zi Qiao came out of the room with the same disheveled hair. Zi Qiao said in a deadpan voice, "Oh, Guan Gu, why are you here? Aren't you dating my little aunt?" Guan Gu said weakly: "I also said that it is your son. Now I am ready to die." "Hehe, I see those women who want to kill me every day. I don't know how many times I want to die, but they still refuse to let me go." "Then I'll kill you to avenge myself." "I agree, let's do it more quickly." Guan Gu agreed, and went to pinch Ziqiao, while Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei pulled them away. "Come on, I haven't strangled him yet." "Don't, let me be strangled to death by him." Zhang Wei said seriously: "Ziqiao, Yifei said, you can't die until you find the child's mother." "Let's go, we have a seventh appointment today." Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei dragged him away. "Damn, I'm the only one left again." Guan Gu fell back on the sofa and came in leisurely, looking very sloppy. Guan Gu sized her up, "What kind of look do you have?" "Quick, quick, we need you." "need me?" "The baby has been hiccupping for some reason, and all the milk he ate is spit out." Youyou said anxiously, "Yu Mo and I are in a mess next door, anyway, go and have a look, you are the only boy here gone." "but I……" "Guan Gu, I need you!" Yoyo looked at him, Guan Gu fell, sometimes, a single sentence can destroy a man, and a single sentence can also revive him.At this moment, Guan Gu felt that Yoyo's eyes made him find the value of existence again. After an unknown amount of time, Yoyo and Yumo looked at the back of Guan Gu holding the child, and the child had already calmed down. "It turned out that there was something wrong with the way I was breastfeeding." "It's all right now. See how well the two of them get along." Youyou smiled, Guan Gu turned around, and a homemade feeding device made of a feeding bottle was hanging on his chest, just like a mother was breastfeeding. "It seems that we can't raise children alone, boys are also very important." Yu Mo sighed. "Then we can play his father, and Guangu can play his mother!" Yoyo teased the child, the little baby called mom and dad in Japanese, Yoyo was excited, "Did you hear that, he spoke, this is the first time I heard until he speaks." Guan Gu was surprised: "Oh my god, he speaks Japanese!" "Guan Gu, could it be yours?" Yoyo stared at him closely. "No, no, of course not, could it be because of my breastfeeding?" Guan Gu looked at the breastfeeding device on his chest. After new clues appeared, Yifei received a call and dragged Ziqiao back. "How did this happen? Tell me! Did you mutilate an oriental girl?" "No, I don't think so." Zi Qiao shook her head weakly. Someone knocked on the door, Yumo went to open it, and a Japanese woman, Nanako, appeared, "Hi, sorry." "Who are you looking for?" "I'm looking for my son." Seeing the baby, she rushed to pick it up, "Ah! You are here!" Everyone was stunned, and Ziqiao suddenly realized, "It's you! A good person lives a safe life, and justice is at ease. The truth of the matter has to be told from the beginning." One day in the past, when he was looking for a new target in a bar, Nanako came out of the toilet. Based on his instinct, he naturally leaned over: "Miss, alone?" "Sorry, my Chinese is not very good. I'm Japanese." "Oh! Yamato nation! Nice to meet you, nice to meet you." "I want to ask how to get to Aisen Apartment." "Love apartment? I know, it's not far from the opposite side." "No, it's Eisen Apartment." Nanako took out a piece of paper. "That's right, Love Apartment." "Do you pronounce the word that way?" "This is polyphonic, you don't understand it. Chinese culture is extensive and profound, and you will gradually understand it. I will teach you a famous Chinese saying - learn to be old, live to be old! Let me introduce myself, my name is Lu Xiaobu." "Nanako." "Is there anything you can do with the love apartment?" "I...a very important person lives in it, but I'm not sure if he's there." "Really, then I'll go with you. If he's not here, you can sit in my room. I'm the most hospitable." "No need, I brought too many things today, don't bother me." Nanako walked away. The following paragraph was originally unknown to Lu Xiaobu.In the corridor of the apartment, Nanako walked to the small stroller and said to the baby in the car: "I finally found Eisen Apartment, he lives in room 3602, and I can see your father soon. Be good, baby, let's have a good time." Surprise Dad." After all the truth came out, Ziqiao was considered to have committed a crime on his own, and he was assigned to a corner and hit the wall silently. "I'm really sorry, I made a mistake and caused everyone trouble." Nanako bowed. "Everywhere, it's that guy who set up the plane. We will hand him over to the justice for such a person who gives directions indiscriminately." Yifei viciously motioned Ziqiao to continue hitting the wall. "Baby, be good with your mother." Yoyo looked at the baby reluctantly. Guan Gu took out the homemade feeding device, "By the way, we are so destined, I have something for you." "what is this?" "My homemade breastfeeder." Nanako was embarrassed, "No, I have." "This mother is genuine, and has all the necessary hardware," Yifei pointed to her chest, and whispered to Guan Gu, "You should keep it for yourself." Guan Gu glanced at Yoyo, she was smiling gently at him.