Chapter 10 Chapter 10 Watching the Spring Festival Gala, Gaining Eternal Life

The streets are decorated with lanterns and festoons, creating a lively scene of the Spring Festival, and the love apartment is also hung with lanterns, filled with the atmosphere of the New Year.On the sofa in the living room, Guan Gu, Xiaoxian, and Zhang Wei were wearing Christmas hats, and Yifei was wearing a short skirt. Facing the three of them, they distributed paper and pens. "Write a random number on the card and don't let me see it—now concentrate on thinking about this number in your heart, and slowly close your eyes." The three of them narrowed their eyes, and Yifei took the opportunity to take the card over to take a peek. Everyone saw her small movements and looked at each other in blank dismay.

"Okay, open your eyes, I already know what number you are thinking, because I have mind reading skills.... 26!" The three of them looked at each other, and quickly booed: "Awesome! Wow, this is mind reading! Master Yifei, so you have special abilities?" Yifei proudly said, "Ha, actually this is a kind of magic. We experts call it 'close-up magic'. No matter how close you are to me, you can't see what I did, because I...too fast... " Zi Qiao came in, "What are you playing?" "Ziqiao, come and see God." Xiaoxian pointed to Yifei, "She can read the numbers we think in our hearts."

"Really? Did she peek again?" Ziqiao said, everyone snickered, Ziqiao turned to Yifei, "As long as you close your eyes, I can still read the color of your underwear." "Do you understand close-up magic? I learned this from Liu Qian's blog." Yumo and Youyou came out with drinks, and Youyou asked, "Do you think Liu Qian will be on the Spring Festival Gala today? I'm still waiting for him to perform magic tricks." "Is there any Xiaobai in the Spring Festival Gala?" Yu Mo was excited. "Xiaobai?" Ziqiao was puzzled. "Bai Yansong."

"No way, are you all going to watch the Spring Festival Gala today?" "What do you want for New Year's Eve?" Xiaoxian said with disgust: "I don't want to watch it, it's not worth it, I'm tired after looking at it, and continue to look at it after I'm tired!" "But," Zhang Weiluo thought, "Watching the Spring Festival Gala has been a Chinese tradition for thousands of years." Xiaoxian sneered: "That's right, the earliest Spring Festival Gala was hosted by King Zhou of Shang and Su Daji. Do you know what happened afterwards? Later, King Wu of Zhou couldn't stand it anymore, so he destroyed the Shang Dynasty."

"Think about the essence of the Spring Festival Gala: a group of handsome men and women partying all night in big pants, while the seven idiots of us sat in front of the TV and just watched in a daze." Ziqiao said. Zhang Wei trembled, "Hiss... When he said that, a bit of coolness actually passed through my heart after the Chinese New Year." "It's okay, I have a better plan—the ultimate New Year's Eve battle plan!" "Why is this name so familiar?" Zhang Wei recalled. "I'm going to get the battle plan. We'll have a meeting in the apartment later. Get up, the traditional Chinese festival is here!" Zi Qiao rushed out, and Zhang Wei finally remembered that last time he said that he would help him design the ultimate single night battle plan, but he missed his wedding the next day!

After a while, Ziqiao came back with a piece of paper full of hieroglyphs and said: "The plan is this, Zhang Wei and Yifei, you are responsible for preparing drinks, beer, and ordering some chickens—" Everyone was stunned, and Zi Qiao gasped: "—Chi. The rest of the girls are decorating the room. Guan Gu, you are responsible for preparing the Xbox, and I will fight you in the century war tonight. Then there is the most exciting thing, I am going to contact the iPartment The handsome men and beauties from Building 2 come to us to play flying chess, hehehe." "Don't fly chess!" Everyone shouted together.

"Also, my repertoire tonight-an upgraded mind-reading performance." Yifei bowed, and everyone fell to the ground. Yifei was injured and said: "What are you doing? It's not easy for me to practice like this, okay?" "Aren't you a mind reader? Do you still need to practice?" Xiaoxian said disdainfully. Yifei was furious: "If there were mind reading skills in the world, would I still be sitting here?" Guan Gu said excitedly: "Who said that?! I've seen it, and it really happened." "Calm down, Guan Gu, today is New Year's Eve, you got into a fight with Hu Yifei and no one took you to the hospital." Xiaoxian whispered.

"I'm not talking nonsense. There really is this man. He's called Maori Shinbei. I was only 5 years old when I first met him. He knew what I was thinking at a glance, and gave me a puppy. From then on After that, I believed that there are not only people in this world, but also gods. My mother said that because of the existence of gods, children cannot do bad things. There is an uncle who already knows the thoughts in your heart, even a little bit of evil thoughts. Just like that, I have never done anything bad in my life." Guan Gu had a holy expression. Zi Qiao's head was full of black lines, "Okay, the task has been assigned, I know it is very difficult, but everyone must strictly implement it."

"Ordering chicken wings isn't too difficult," Yu Mo said. "The key is not here, but in four words - no, look, spring, evening. Who will join?" Everyone looked at each other for a while, and all raised their hands. "To reiterate, if anyone secretly watched the Spring Festival Gala, then..." Xiaoxian continued: "Then this person will be despised by everyone!" Ziqiao high-fived him, Xiaoxian picked up his bag, "I'm going to host the show tonight, but I have used my personality charm to get the leader to change the live broadcast to a recorded broadcast. I'll be back in a while, Zhang Wei, my chicken wings It's going to be spicy."

"The new guard master has also come to China, I'll invite him over to perform real mind-reading skills!" Guan Gu rushed out first. On the radio station in the evening, Xiaoxian sat in the studio, "You are careful, I am at ease. You are greedy, I am worried. You are caring, I am happy. You are fickle, I am disgusted. You are heartless, I am sad. A blessing and a heart, your The moon is my heart, and the New Year blessings are sincere. Let’s play a nice song, and let’s greet the New Year’s bell together.” He took off his earphones, hummed a song and ran out excitedly. Lisa stood outside with no expression on his face.

"Do you know that for your recording and broadcasting, I have to work overtime here for 3 hours for no reason!" Xiaoxian said emotionally: "I'm so sorry...but...my grandma has been in poor health. What he looks forward to most is to have a reunion dinner with his family. Moreover, her old man called Me, told me to go home tonight. She had to see me before she started to move her chopsticks. You should be able to understand this kind of family affection that blood is thicker than water, right?" Lisa shivered, "It's alright, it's okay, don't be so nasty, go to work, if you don't call it a day, I will call it a day." "Don't, don't, don't, if you leave, I won't record it for nothing if no one signs it? It will be soon, don't worry." "Then what are you doing now?" "Go to the restroom." Xiaoxian made a gesture of WC, but was glared at by Lisa, and hurriedly changed his words, "Okay! I will bear it, work first, toilet second." Xiaoxian went back to record, Lisa answered the phone, "Ah, grandma, I'm Xiaorong. Well, I'm still working overtime. Yes, there is an idiot host who is still recording." Xiaoxian smiled at Lisa through the glass. "Don't worry, I'll come back for New Year's Eve dinner after he finished recording. Is that right? Second cousin came back from America? He brought his classmate with him? Is his classmate handsome? Really, he looks like Chen Daoming? Help me Keep it, don't let my cousin see it. What? My cousin has arrived? Why didn't you say it earlier and help me block her, I... I'll be right back." Lisa turned around and made a WC gesture towards Xiaoxian , and walked away, Xiaoxian was still doing the show very high. Yifei ordered chicken wings according to the arrangement, and the delivery man knocked on the door, "Please sign for the chicken wings you ordered, the total is 367 yuan." Yifei signed and paid.The delivery man smiled and said, "Thank you, on behalf of Chicken Wing King Food Stall, I wish you New Year's greetings." "Well, you're welcome." "That..." The delivery man reached out to ask for a tip. "Oh, I do have a bag of trash, take it with me when you go downstairs. Goodbye." Yifei closed the door, Zhang Wei twitched inside, took the paper box, opened it and counted it one by one. "That's not right...the chicken wings are 5 yuan less." "Let me see...how did this happen? Could it be that the food stall is short of weight?" Zhang Wei said angrily: "It's the Spring Festival, the whole country celebrates, the traditional virtues, the state of etiquette! I asked you to give red envelopes, I regret it now." "Yeah, he still makes sense. These days, it costs 20,000 yuan to fish a corpse out of the water, and you have to give a red envelope if you order chicken wings. Is there any law?" "You can't say that, today is Chinese New Year." "You can collect 20,000 yuan for fishing corpses during the Chinese New Year. Isn't this a clear way to eat tofu?" "It's chicken wings, not a corpse, and it's not tofu." "Today I don't have chicken wings from customers, but tomorrow I dare to eat tofu from customers." Yifei looked for a kitchen knife. "What are you doing?" "I'll talk to his boss about sword skills." Zhang Wei stopped her in shock, "Don't, calm down, you don't have any evidence now. You signed the receipt just now, and they won't admit it." "Then what do you say, Comrade Lawyer Zhang? This kind of bad behavior has seriously damaged the harmonious atmosphere of stability and unity on New Year's Eve." "I have a solution, as the saying goes, 'Skynet is restored, sparse but not leaking'." "Show what, show some." "They never dreamed that there is a just lawyer in iPartment, and let me complete this magnificent reversal!" Zhang Wei excitedly. An hour later, the doorbell rang, and Zhang Wei opened the door. It was the deliveryman who came to deliver the chicken wings. Zhang Wei stared at him sharply. "Young man, I'll give you money for chicken wings. Oh, there's still 10 yuan here. It's lucky money. Happy Chinese New Year." "Wow, sir, you are too kind." The delivery man pocketed the money. "By the way, let me ask you a question—does your boss often give customers short chicken wings?" "No. We are a time-honored brand, and reputation has always come first." "Wait a moment." Zhang Wei ran to Yifei, "The situation is even worse than expected. A guilty conscience used to be a traditional virtue of the Chinese nation, and now it has disappeared." "Lawyer Zhang, are you going to influence him like this?" "Don't worry, I still have professional means." Zhang Wei returned to the door, "Master, here is another 50. It's a new year's money for your brothers and sisters." "I have no siblings." "It's my filial piety to our mother." "My mother passed away last year." Zhang Wei said affectionately: "That's what I burned a wreath for our mother, I wish her all the best down here." "Thank you." "That... would you like to go to court to accuse your boss of defrauding consumers? Although I know this may affect your career, you can rest assured that you will be fully protected 24 hours a day." "Determine my boss? Why, our chicken wings are guaranteed in quality and quantity. Is there anything else? I'm going to deliver crayfish." It didn’t work, so I have to get the money back, Zhang Wei pretended to be pitiful, and laughed like he was crying, “Hehehe. This is all a misunderstanding, brother. In fact, you also know about New Year’s money, and it’s not very advocated. what." "You don't want to go back, do you?" "No, I mean we are of the same generation. Chinese people of the same generation pay attention to reciprocity, right? Shouldn't you also..." Zhang Wei gestured with his hand. "Reciprocity should be reciprocated, but today is too sudden, and I have no preparations. Why don't you take the 10 yuan back to celebrate the New Year?" The delivery man took out the money just now from his pocket, and took out a 10 yuan card for the New Year. Zhang Wei, Zhang Wei gritted his teeth. "Then...another 5 yuan? Or, I'll give you this crayfish too. I don't want it anymore. Bye." The delivery man ran away in fear. Looking back, Zhang Wei saw Yifei sniggering, and reluctantly opened the box, "At least I'm not without any loot." "Well, it's all yours, no one will snatch it from you." "Is this thing edible? I never eat anything with the shell on." Zhang Wei took out a big mouth, but he didn't know where to start. Guan Gu came back with Xinbingwei, and Youyou and Yumo enthusiastically watched. "Everyone, here are four paint cans for painting: blue, green, red, and black. Three of them are used up, and only one actually has paint in it. Now I need a The two ladies cooperate with me." The master turned to Guan Gu, "By the way, which of the two is more reliable?" "Me!" Yoyo raised her hand. "Then you." The master chose Yumo, ignoring Yoyo, "Now, please choose one of the four jars, and you have to find a way to avoid the real jar, understand? Then, you have to spray it to—your face." "You...your face?" Yu Mo hesitated, and chose the red can spray, safe.Then, she chose the blue tank to aim at Yoyo, safe.Finally, she picked up the black pot. "Black, very good! You'd better pick the right one, because you're going to spray the can—in your own face. Are you sure you want the black?" "Wait! I've changed my mind, I'll choose the green tank." Yu Mo raised his hand slowly, it was still safe. Guan Gu exclaimed, "You predicted the color she was going to choose in advance, it's too fierce! Master, please teach me, do you want to get through my second line of Ren and Du first?" "No. Let me first explain the principle of this performance. The key is to let this lady not choose the black pot." "You controlled Yu Mo with your mind? It's too scary." "The key is on the base of the jar!" The master turned the base around, and there was a line of big characters on the back of the base. "Don't take the black pot?! Ah! This... this... this is the profound meaning of mind reading?" Guan Gu was stunned, looking at Yu Mo, who nodded with a wry smile. "What if she finds fault on purpose?" Youyou asked. "I've tried it, but I don't necessarily have to spray it on my face." "What if the black pot is selected in the first round?" "You can try it." The master said confidently. Yoyo went over to pick up the black jar, and actually picked up the coffee table, "It's stuck!" "If I don't open the mechanism, I can't pick up the black jar," the master saluted, "Thank you everyone." "This... This is the mind-reading technique I have believed in since I was a child. This is the legendary superpower?! Mom, you lied to me!" Guan Gu shouted and ran out. My dear mother, such a boring magic trick is not as good as the Spring Festival Gala. After searching around, everyone didn't know where they went, and there was no one. Yoyo and Yumo looked at each other and rushed to the TV.But the signal line seems to be re-connected by Guan Gu, and there is only live football on the screen.Wearing a welder's hat and holding a kitchen knife, Yoyo went into the battle to make repairs, sparks burst out immediately. Yifei was accompanying Zhang Wei in the hospital at this time, because Zhang Wei insisted that the crayfish was the fruit of justice, and ate the whole plate. As a result, he was allergic to seafood, his lips were swollen like sausages, and his whole face was very Q.He was wailing, and the nurse pushed out a bed with a delivery man lying on it. The delivery man was moaning, and his symptoms were the same as his. "Hey, handsome guy, looks familiar. Are you allergic too?" The delivery man nodded, "Sister, I was wrong." Yifei took his medical record card, "I'm allergic to spicy food, what did you eat?" "Chicken wings, I won't dare to do it again next time," the delivery man stuck out his tongue, "Please don't tell my boss, I will give you free crayfish every week next time." "You still want to harm me. Give me back the New Year's money! Return it to me quickly!" Zhang Wei yelled indistinctly, and the two of them pinched each other on the bed, saying things that people couldn't understand. Yifei's phone rang, "Hello? Yumo, I'm in the hospital. It's chaotic enough here, huh? The TV set itself on fire? Okay, I'll be right back." Guan Gu also received a call from Ziqiao and came to the gate of the community. "I fell for your trick again, Lu Ziqiao, the most urgent thing you told me was to come here and teach some Japanese women to set off fireworks?" "Quickly translate for me and tell them that this is not for sale. At 12 o'clock sharp, I will light this ultimate firework on the roof. I named it 'Flying Ideals'. They can come to the roof to watch the ceremony. It will definitely be the next year." A dream come true, but only if you wear a miniskirt." Guan Gu sweated wildly, "Are you selling these?" "No, it's Xiao Hei downstairs who is setting up a stall. I passed by and helped him look at the stall for half an hour, but I didn't expect the results to be great." Zi Qiao spread out his palm, and there was a row of phones on it. "Do these fireworks have a license to sell them?" "We also want to ask this question!" The two turned their heads and found two policemen standing behind them. "This stall is suspected of selling fireworks without a license. You two, please come with me." When he arrived at the police station, Ziqiao said plausibly, "We are two young people with aspirations on the street on New Year's Eve who are about to let go of their ideals, but you have arrested us here without any evidence. You are killing our ideals. I demand that we be released immediately." "Master Police Officer, his mind was caught by the door. I just want to explain that this fireworks booth is really not ours, it is him, and he wants to help others to look at the booth temporarily." "It's Chinese New Year, and instead of watching the Spring Festival Gala at home, you actually help others to watch the unlicensed fireworks stand? You can tell at a glance that you are not simple." Ziqiao was excited, "Of course we are not simple, we are two young people with aspirations who are about to 'let their ideals fly' on the street on New Year's Eve..." "I'm asking for a lawyer." "When did we have a lawyer?" Zhang Wei's phone rang in the hospital, Guan Gu's voice: "Listen, now I'm in 3G video mode, we need your help. Police officer, this is our lawyer, you can talk to him now." The police officer was taken aback when he answered the phone. On the screen, a man with a swollen face said, "Oh my god, who are you scaring when it's Chinese New Year? Are you sure this is your lawyer?" Ziqiao took the phone, and was startled by him, and forced himself to be calm, "At first glance, it looks a little out of shape, but it can be vaguely recognized. The free and easy temperament between his eyebrows can still prove his identity. From now on , he will defend us." The policeman took the mobile phone, "Okay, comrade lawyer, you can start talking about what you want to say." "..." Big Tongue Zhang Wei didn't say a word, the policeman, Zi Qiao and Guan Gu looked at each other in blank dismay. The hotline rang on the radio, and Xiaoxian answered, "Hello, do you want to order a song? Tell me." "I'm a migrant worker, and I'm still on the construction site today. I want to order "Good Day" for my wife and son, and wish them a safe and happy new year." "Good! I'm sure your family will be very happy to hear that." "Also, I also want to send this song to all the brothers who are still working tonight. Everyone is doing well, including you, the host, by the way, can you watch the Spring Festival Gala at your place?" "It's okay, but..." Xiaoxian turned his head, and there was a small TV turned off in the live broadcast room. "Then can you tell us what programs are on the Spring Festival Gala now? I watch the Spring Festival Gala every year, but unfortunately I can't see it this year." "I……" "Many of my colleagues here can't watch TV and can only listen to the radio. Tell us about it." Well, if you are despised, you will be despised, Xiaoxian thought about turning on the TV, "At the request of the audience, today's special unit is now grandly launched-Xiaoxian will accompany you to watch the Spring Festival Gala, live broadcast and comment on CCTV Spring Festival for you The grand occasion of the gala! I want to send this program to all my friends who can only listen to the radio tonight, no matter where you are, I wish you a happy Chinese New Year, harmony and happiness!" In the hospital, Zhang Wei was facing a TV, which was showing the Spring Festival Gala, and he struggled to get up. "Don't, don't let me see. Don't let me see!" The nurse ran over, "What did you say? I understand, this patient's voice is too low to hear, please help him move the bed closer?" Zhang Wei cried. In the detention center, Ziqiao and Guan Gu watched the Spring Festival Gala on their mobile phones with the police behind bars. In the apartment, Yifei reconnected the antenna, but the Korean version of the Spring Festival Gala was shown on the TV, and all three of them fell asleep with smiles on their faces. As the new year is approaching, everyone did not implement the ultimate New Year's Eve battle plan as originally planned, and the new tradition of not watching the Spring Festival Gala was ruthlessly broken before it even started.But everyone understands that this is probably how New Year's Eve should feel. As twelve o'clock approached, the hosts of the Spring Festival Gala collectively counted down, "5, 4, 3, 2, 1!" The whole city was jubilant with fireworks.