Chapter 8 Chapter 8 Drunk Angel

In the living room of the apartment, Yu Mo was holding a bowl, sitting on the sofa eating ice cream, watching TV, and leisurely came out of the room. "what to eat?" "Haagen-Dazs." Youyou walked towards the kitchen, "Oh, by the way, you reminded me, I want to eat too." "It's gone. Only the last bit is left, and it's all in my bowl." Yu Mo raised the bowl, and the ice cream in the bowl was piled up like a mountain. "But I just bought this yesterday. It's such a big box and it's all gone? You also call it a little bit? Didn't you say that ice cream is the natural enemy of your body, and you will feel guilty if you eat it?"

"So... I destroyed it, defeated it, yes, I did it!" Yu Mo continued to stutter. "Yu Mo, when did you become a house girl? You don't make facial masks, you don't go out on the street, and you watch TV here with a lot of ice cream. You should go out and walk around." "It's boring, I can't find clothes to wear outside." "Then buy another one. Go for a walk and go out with me." Youyou turned off the TV and dragged Yumo out. "Where are you taking me?" "Go to the supermarket to buy ice cream, just eat without buying."

"No, shopping in the supermarket is the most boring thing." "Yu Mo, you should be back to normal, right? You have to accompany me today. Isn't it a waste of resources for a beautiful woman to stay indoors?" "This cannot be forced, you know..." Yu Mo shrugged, "I'm not ready." Youyou dragged her to the elevator entrance, "Then warm up, go out and try your luck, maybe you will find a prince, a white horse, or something to save you. In my opinion, the fish seller in the supermarket is quite handsome. It looks like Jay Chou's."

"Come on, that's too 'jumpy', so don't seduce me with this fake affair." At this time, the elevator door opened, and Neo stood inside dragging a beautiful and fashionable trolley case.The two of them stared wide-eyed and were stunned for a long time.Youyou thought, did I see it wrong, why did this person look so handsome at first glance? !Wait, it must be the relationship at first glance. Yoyo turned around, turned back sharply, turned back sharply again, and said in her heart: "I'm at first! I'm at first! I'm at first again!" Neo looked uncomfortable, "Going down?"

Looking at Yu Mo leisurely, Yu Mo panted heavily, "Is this elevator really going straight to heaven?" "Hey, someone asked you something." Yoyo whispered. "Sorry, I forgot something, wait a minute, it will be soon." Yu Mo smiled dignifiedly, and quickly returned to the room. Six seconds later, Yu Mo walked out of the corridor again, already changing into a radiant outfit with a gorgeous and charming look. "Yuyou, don't you want to go to the supermarket?" Yu Mofei quickly entered the elevator and breathed a sigh of relief, "I happen to be going too, what do you want to buy? Let me bring it for you. Haagen-Dazs, right? No problem, just like this Go back and watch TV, bye."

"You are ready." Outside the elevator door, Yoyo froze. The next day, at the bar downstairs, everyone got together and Yoyo released the latest news. "What? You said Yu Mo had a new love affair? She is indeed a fighter among women." Zi Qiao sighed in admiration. "This is Yumo, I should congratulate her for recovering to normal." Yifei raised his glass with a smile. Xiaoxian said seriously: "By the way, what does Yu Mo's affair look like? Is it as handsome as me?" Yifei couldn't hold back, and sprayed all the wine on Xiaoxian's face.

Xiaoxian wiped his face, "Hey! You're rude!" Yu Mo walked into the bar with a smile on his arm, shining brightly, "Good evening, let me introduce you, my friend, you can call him Neo." Neo hugged Yu Mo with a smile, greeted everyone, then asked Yu Mo in a low voice: "Well, where is the bathroom?" Yifei and Yoyo said in unison: "Over there!" Neo walked away, and Youyou said with emotion: "Yu Mo, we only saw him in the elevator yesterday, today you are... you are too fast." Yu Mo seemed helpless and said: "The world of mortals is rolling in, where is the dust, this may be fate, he smiled at me three times in the elevator yesterday."

"Yumo, I was wrong. From now on, I will develop a good habit of going to the supermarket independently." "You all will love him! His smile is gentle and full of enthusiasm, and there is elegance in the warmth, and there is a little bit of playfulness in the elegance." Yu Mo was intoxicated infinitely. Neo returned to his seat, "Hi. It's beautiful here." "Don't you also live here?" Zhang Wei asked. "Oh no, I don't live here. Just my clients here." Zi Qiao pretended to be surprised, "Customer? Are you a door-to-door service? Oh——"

Yu Mo was furious, "You really should install a flush toilet in your head to flush out all the disgusting things." "Then his brain will be completely washed out." Yifei sneered. "Hey, what is he doing then?" Xiaoxian asked. "Neo, he is... By the way, what do you do?" Yu Mo smiled sweetly and turned to him. "I'm a fashion stylist." "You said your clients are in our apartment? But aren't the stylist's clients all celebrities?" Yoyo asked. Neo smiled cordially: "I don't like the flashy life in the entertainment industry. I think fashion should serve the public. Life is the best stage, and everyone is the protagonist. Fashion is not about wearing famous brands, but about making him himself The ideal person in the heart is the most fashionable.”

Yu Mo stuck to him and said, "Although I am already very fashionable, I still want to go further. How do you plan to build me?" Yoyo shouted: "I want to be a big star too." Yifei scrambled to raise her hands, "I'll sign up too!" Zi Qiao watched the girls surround Neo with cold eyes, and thought that this boy was here to break things. In order to defend my position as the first brother in the apartment, I have the responsibility to protect the women in the apartment from being cheated by any man except me!Concave shape, right? I'll make you cry rhythmically!Ziqiao pulled Xiaoxian aside, "Look, all the women are fascinated by him. Is there any order in this world? I'm going to give you an important task now. I'll send you to be an undercover agent, and find an opportunity to ruthlessly despise him."

"Why do you despise him?" "From his appearance to his accent to some inexplicable fashion style, which one is not worth despising? If you successfully despise him, I promise to give you the title of 'the most handsome man in Jianghu'." "Deal." Xiao Xian just showed a smirk, then thought about it, "Wait a minute, why did you seal it to me?" In the kitchen, Yifei cooks dinner and Xiaoxian helps wash the vegetables. Xiaoxian leaned over, "Listen, Yifei, I've thought about it carefully, although the appearance of Neo can bring Yumo back to normal, but we don't even know who he is, so it's a bit rash to accept him rashly." .” "But he's handsome as hell, handsomer than a cricket!" "Didn't you always put the connotation of a man first?" Yifei's eyes were full of love, "That's for those of you who are already insignificant in appearance. Seeing a handsome guy of this level, no one can avoid the flood of girlish feelings." Heartbroken, Xiao Xian took a deep breath and continued: "Then please calm down a little bit, after all, he is Yu Mo's prospective boyfriend now." "Yu Mo and him haven't established a relationship yet," Yifei said with a smirk, "Besides, did you pay attention to the way he looked at me?" Xiaoxian opened his eyes fiercely, "Then please pay attention to my eyes too! Small eyes also have eyes!" Yifei ignored him and said, "I'll go next door to get some soy sauce, go, and cut the carrots into cubes." In the room, Neo rummaged through the trolley case, which was full of clothes.He took out a red dress, and Yu Mo's eyes lit up, "It's so beautiful!" When Yifei came in, Yu Mo turned into Carmen's gypsy look, with a hot red dress, a passionate dance, and a sexy and flirtatious look. people. Neo applauded: "You are the most attractive gypsy girl." "Handsome guy, can you do me a favor?" Yifei held the soy sauce bottle in an S shape, winking wildly. In the kitchen, a gleaming kitchen knife was cutting the neck of the chicken. It was Zeng Xiaoxian who was cooking the roast chicken, and he said to himself: "Fashionable styling, cut! Brother Chicken, do you want to be a big star? Do you want to have a look?" Fei's soy sauce is too slow, what kind of plane are you doing?" He put down the chicken, went straight to the room, and froze as soon as he walked in, "Hu Yifei?" Yifei was made into a neutral MJ look, with a white hat and white clothes, vigorously dancing breakdancing, showing off Moon Walk from time to time, shouting "oh yeah" excitedly in his mouth, shining brightly, and the atmosphere of the scene was rising steadily.After the dance, everyone applauded. The next day, still at the bar, Neo was playing the guitar, and Yumo, MJ Yifei, and Alalei dressed as gypsy girls stood beside them leisurely, shaking their hands behind their backs to the beat, like a children's song.Xiaoxian turned into an Elvis Presley look, pretending to play the guitar aside, shaking his legs intoxicated. Zi Qiao and Zhang Wei came in, Zi Qiao shook his head and wailed, "Oh, oh, oh, the stars are shining. I guess Teacher Zeng will fall, but it doesn't have to be so complete." Neo pointed to Xiaoxian, "Imagine you are a superstar, you are obsessed with art, and you don't care about everything in the outside world." Xiaoxian rapped even more intoxicated: "A good man is me, I am...a big star." Yifei pulls away Neo, "Can we go to a high society reception with our current fashion level?" "To attend a reception, you must also have some basic understanding of cocktails." Yumera Neo, "I know a little about this, but please teach us." Guan Gu came in listlessly, Neo was mixing the wine, and everyone poured a glass. "Guan Gu came just in time, come and taste this too, you will transform after drinking it." Elvis Wang Xiaoxian stepped forward. Guan Gu said with a gloomy face: "It just so happens that I really want to transform." It turned out that he asked a girl he met online to meet, and the girl was an elementary school Chinese teacher who couldn't accept his Japanese accent. Another tragedy on a par with "Seeing Light and Death"-"Sound Death Love"! He picked up the big bottle on the table and took two sips. Youyou said worriedly: "Guan Gu, you can't drink so hard, it's very high." "Did you hear thousands of applause from below the stage for you!" Yi Fei was drunk and intoxicated. Guan Gu smoked twice, and suddenly spoke in standard Mandarin, "No. I don't feel anything. How many of you are playing cosplay?" When everyone noticed this change, they were surprised and called him to say it again. "Why do I have to say it again? Is it fun? Go home and play on the repeater. I know my Chinese has an accent, so you don't have to line up one by one to make fun of me?" Guan Gu continued drinking, "If a blonde When a blue-eyed foreigner speaks two sentences in Chinese, all of you will praise him: 'Your Chinese is really good!' But what about me? I will be corrected if I use 'two' and 'two' incorrectly!" Could it be the secret cocktail that worked?Everyone turned their heads to look at Neo, who spread his hands innocently. "When you see the light die, you see the light die. What's the big deal. I don't want to see you anymore, let's play!" "You even have a Beijing accent." Yoyo pulled Guan Gu and sat down, "Guan Gu, you are speaking very standard Mandarin now, haven't you noticed?" Guan Gu was surprised, "Mandarin?!... I can speak Mandarin now. Really? If you eat grapes, you don't spit out the grape skins, and if you don't eat grapes, you spit out the grape skins! I understand, I just need to drink a glass of this stuff before the date. Lah, it's amazing!" "Wait a minute, what should we do next? If that girl falls in love with Guan Gu, then they will finally get married. Will I have to rely on this thing to maintain this half-dream and half-awake state for the rest of my life?" Yifei asked. Xiaoxian said lightly, "Hmph, that's how my parents came here." At the entrance of the bar, Zi Qiao put on Karl Lagerfeld, vowing to regain her status in the arena.Zhang Weizuoluo was standing next to him, "Zi Qiao, why did you fill my bed sheet with ink and let me put it on your body?" "This look is very popular in Europe and the United States. Don't forget that we have to pretend to be from a foreign country. Remember, the idyllic smile is paired with raw Mandarin." "I see, the girls think we are from a foreign country, we can talk about something they don't know, and they talk about something they think we don't know. We tell them that we will fly away in a few days, the plot The development will definitely be ecstasy.” "You have good comprehension, boy, it is indeed much better than Yifei's idiot brother." "What happened to that idiot brother?" "Him?" Zi Qiao said softly, "He took away the most beautiful rich daughter in our apartment." Two girls walked by, and Ziqiao stepped forward, speaking in raw Chinese, holding a map, "Ah, I'm sorry, Miss, we are overseas Chinese who have returned from overseas. But we may have lost our way. Excuse me... how to get to the Bird's Nest." "Bird's Nest? The Bird's Nest is in Beijing." The girl in red laughed. Ziqiao suddenly realized, "Oh, so that's the case, no wonder I couldn't find it, thank you very much." "You said you are ABC?" "That's right, this trip back to China is our journey to find our roots. It would be great if two beautiful ladies could show us around here." Zi Qiao gestured to Zhang Wei. "Yes, our plane will leave in a few days." Zhang Wei said nervously. "Okay." The girls smiled, "Come with us." The next day, at the apartment, Yumo took the key to open the door, and heard someone talking in the room. "It's a pity to be a stylist for someone as handsome as you. If you're in the entertainment industry, what is F4?" Yifei said in an ambiguous voice. "you flatter me." "By the way, are you dating Yumo now?" "Don't get me wrong, we are just ordinary friends." "But Yu Mo seems to like you quite a bit, and you still show mercy to her three times." "Smiling is just my language. In contrast, I prefer your frankness and straightforwardness. You have a unique talent for feeling fashion, and your gestures exude charming charm." Yifei coquettishly said: "I'm afraid this is not very good, oops, stop laughing... Please don't test my reason." Yu Mo pushed the door angrily and came in, "Isn't it fashionable or charming?" "How?" Yifei stood up, and the two looked at each other, with flames burning behind their backs, as if fighting a duel.Soon, they changed into Mike's outfit and Carmen's outfit respectively, and Neo shrank in the corner in horror. Yumo lifted her skirt and twisted Carmen's signature, Yifei took a few steps forward, snapped her fingers to make a mike-like appearance, and the music of the bullfighting dance sounded.The two were fighting and dancing, their eyes were sharp and murderous.Dancing until the climax, Yumo was about to fall, Yifei quickly stepped forward to support her, the graceful pose was frozen, the two looked at each other and smiled, and then looked at Neo again. "Actually, you really don't have to do this for me." "What do you mean?" Yu Mo asked. Neo said sadly: "Maybe this is the punishment given to me by God. Human beings and I have never been able to love each other." Yifei stared, "Aren't you human?" "Maybe I shouldn't show up at all, but I at least proved that your sisterhood is stronger than gold. I wish you all find happiness. When the time is up, I should go too." Neo walked to the balcony, a halo appeared on his head, behind his back A pair of wings appeared, the light was dazzling, Yifei and Yumo covered their eyes, a gust of wind blew by, the sound of the angel flying away, feathers fluttered in the room one after another. OK, this is the beautiful nonsense version that Yifei and Yumo told everyone later.In fact, it was they who joined forces to blast away the stinky man who had no stand at this critical moment and didn't show any sign when the girl was fighting for him. Later that day, Yoyo shouted: "I found it! I found the scientific basis for Guan Gu's pure accent." Yifei, Yumo, and Xiaoxian approached, and Yoyo read to the computer: "It happened once in New Delhi, because a high-concentration mixed alcohol made an aphasic Indian speak again. Scientists explained that it was because of the chemical in alcohol. The elements stimulated his cerebral cortex, eliminating the short-term phenomenon caused by the interference between nerves, and the probability of occurrence is less than one in ten million." "Really? Guan Gu is one in ten million?" Yifei pouted. "But this situation has side effects," Yoyo said worriedly, "If you drink too much alcohol, it will cause subconscious confusion in the cerebral cortex." "What kind of chaos method?" Xiaoxian asked. "I don't know either, where is Guan Gu?" "Maybe go on a date." Just as Xiaoxian finished speaking, Guan Gu came back drunk, with a look of unlucky face, walked into the room disappointedly, and followed suit leisurely. "Are you okay?" "It's okay." Guan Guqiang smiled and walked to the balcony, "I just don't know why, Mandarin is the standard, but 'I love you' blurted out uncontrollably, she thought I was too frivolous." Youyou was speechless for a moment, then said softly: "When I was young, I had a severe stutter for a while, and I didn't want to be seen by others, so I only said one word every time I spoke. For example, okay, um, ha, bye, shit, In short, it’s just one word, so it won’t be seen and eaten.” "Hehe, I really can't see that you have stuttered before." "At that time, there was a boy who liked me very much. He thought that I only said one word when encountering things. I had a very good personality and was different from other girls." "What happened later?" Guan Gu gradually changed back to a Japanese accent, but none of them noticed. "I liked him quite a bit, so I made up my mind to see a doctor, and finally I could talk normally...but he didn't like me anymore. He said I was nothing special." "No way, how could this be?" "Guan Gu, in fact, everyone has their own characteristics. It's good for you to have an accent. It's other people's problem that others don't understand how to appreciate it. Why should you care about it?" Guan Gu cheered up immediately, "You are right, I, Guan Gu, a man of seven feet, should wear other people's shoes, walk my own way, and let others find it." "That's right, you are tall and handsome, much better than my unreliable nephew, are you afraid that you won't find a good girl?" Youyou knocked Guan Gu's arm and smiled, "It's a bit cold, I'll give you a good girl first." gone back." "long." "What's wrong?" "Well, hehe, I love you." He froze for a moment, "Bah! Bah!" "Oh, is this the manifestation of subconscious confusion?" Guan Gu said awkwardly: "I'm sorry, I actually wanted to say..." "I understand, you don't need to thank me, let's go." Youyou blinked at Guan Gu and left the room. Guan Gu suddenly felt strange, "No, my Mandarin has changed back to the Japanese version! Eat grapes... don't eat grapes... Hey, I can't get around it, has the effect of the medicine expired?" In the living room, the unreliable nephews Qiao and Zhang Wei came back staggeringly. "You two are finally back? Where did you go last night? Save the earth?" Yifei asked with a smile. Zhang Wei held his head, "I only know that I was crazy last night, drank a lot of wine, and then I couldn't remember. Ziqiao, do you remember?" "Of course, we managed to strike up a conversation with two beauties, and they invited us to someone else's engagement party. The proposal was a success, and everyone was very happy." Ziqiao raised her hand triumphantly, only to find a CD in her hand, and read, "Testimony of loyalty Undying love." "This was taken yesterday?" "You'll know if you don't see it." Yifei put in the CD, and the TV played a shaky and rough picture. In the camera, Zhang Wei is holding a wine bottle, his face is flushed, and he stands unsteadily. There is a priest in front of him. The girl presents Zhang Wei with a bouquet of flowers. Zhang Wei is still laughing, and the wedding music plays.Then, Zi Qiao came out, wearing a cowboy hat, whipping the ground with a whip, drinking, and staggering towards the pastor.The next moment, Ziqiao and Zhang Wei embraced, and the two girls clapped their hands beside him. The pastor solemnly said, "I declare that the marriage agreement between the two of you is officially valid! Let's cheer!" Everyone around sent flower wreaths to bless Ziqiao. Qiao and Zhang Wei embraced warmly. In front of the TV, Zi Qiao and Zhang Wei stood up with wide-eyed eyes, staring at the video, and the "Marriage March" sounded on the screen.They held out their hands, oh my god!When did you wear the ring!