Chapter 19 Chapter 19 Matrix Revolution

Recently, Xiaoxian always holds a small notebook and asks everyone he meets. Everyone racks their brains and shakes their heads.Because the question is what advantages and specialties does he have, it is too difficult to answer.Xiaoxian has lived half his life, and never cared about his own specialties, but his radio listening performance has declined. The leader asked to enhance the audibility of the program, develop more professional programs, and organized a "quality competition" for the host.In addition to the professional ability of broadcasting, everyone is required to tap their own strengths and organize them into reports.

"Yes." Zi Qiao patted her thigh. Xiao Xian's brows were filled with joy, but he heard him say: "You... have really long hair on your legs." Yifei thumped the wall and laughed loudly: "Hahaha, yes, although it is a little curly, it is straightened—longer than his calf." With tears in his eyes, Xiaoxian looked at everyone expectantly, "What else?" "Also! Hiccups are good too!" Yifei laughed wildly. "I'm serious! It will be troublesome if it is really changed to competition for employment. Those with special skills will eat meat, and those without special skills can only drink northwest wind. This report is of great importance, and you are still talking sarcastic!"

"Eh? Where's your partner Nuolan? She didn't take care of you this time?" Yifei asked seemingly casually. Just as Xiao Xian was about to answer, the phone rang, and it happened to be Nuo Lan calling, saying that she had written a report for him by the way, and all he had to do was copy it. Zi Qiao whispered: "Such a timely gift, she can't be interested in you." Xiaoxian covered the phone, "Don't talk nonsense, this is called the radiance of personality charm." "I think you can write a report on eating soft rice and show it to the leaders. You are quite professional in this area." Yifei said eccentrically.

Ziqiao snickered: "I always thought it was a very technical specialty, let's discuss it in depth later." "Let's play!" Xiaoxian gritted his teeth and swallowed, "...isn't it just a report, I can handle it completely, it's unnecessary for her." Yifei said with a sharp voice: "Oh, Zeng Xiaoxian is so manly! I was defeated by his charisma." "Look." Xiaoxian continued on the phone, "Hey, Nuolan, I've already written the report, so don't bother. Of course, who am I! Byebye." "Teacher Zeng, you are finished!" Ziqiao and Yifei clapped their hands, "You can prove to us that you are not a softie, but how can you prove to the leader that you have special skills?"

"This..." Xiao Xian was at a loss for words, sat down sadly, and looked at his leg hair, which seemed to be quite long. Meijia came in with a box of cat food and decided to sell it online to develop a side business.Ziqiao was still researching whether this food could be eaten by humans, so Yoyo jumped in excitedly from the outside, announcing that the actress in the drama group was pregnant, and finally it was her turn to play the heroine, and she was going to be popular! "That's not the point. The point is that during the rehearsal yesterday, the media came to interview me, the most famous entertainment weekly in the country, "Cultural Weekend"!"

Yifei and Meijia surrounded her to congratulate her, Guan Gu came out of the room and exclaimed, "Hiss!" "They asked me to comment on the play from the actor's point of view." Zi Qiao said disdainfully: "It must be all kinds of flattery, all kinds of boasting, all the backstage interviews are the same, it's not interesting." "Che, I'm different. When I answered yesterday, I always grasped the art of speaking," Youyou said deeply, "Subtle but sharp, sharp but euphemistic, euphemistic but individual, it seems particularly cultured."

"Don't talk about the interview, I can't understand it now." Xiaoxian wrote the words "low IQ" on his forehead. "I have studied various interviewed celebrity masters, and they all have a rule that they will add a-'but' to every sentence, which sounds like Bel's accent. Listen--'The housing price is a bit high , But! Ordinary people can still afford it', 'Prices have indeed risen a bit, but! Inflation can still be controlled'. How about it?" "Really!" Guan Gu nodded frequently. "Guan Guan, your cultural foundation is indeed very poor, but! Your comprehension is good."

Guan Gu scratched his head and said, "Hey, it's quite comfortable to be scolded by you." Zi Qiao rolled her eyes, "Guan Gu, I know I owe you a lot of money, but! I believe you won't mind lending me another 2,000." "Okay." Guan Gu took the wallet readily, and suddenly became serious, "Wait a minute, why does it sound so awkward." "It's really embarrassing to borrow money, but! Who are we to whom?" "Hey! Why do you ask me to borrow money again? You have spent too much money recently, and you will go bankrupt if you overdraft like this. I don't have any money to lend you. Find someone else."

"Okay!" Ziqiao turned to Yoyo, weeping in Sichuan dialect, "Little aunt! You know my situation - there are fifty old mothers on the top, and there are groups of beauties on the bottom. I am alone, and my mother asked us to take care of each other... I know that a person should have a backbone, but! After all, you are the only family member by my side!" "Okay, I lost to you. Although you are nothing, you are the only male in our family after all." Youyou took out the money and sent Ziqiao out of the house. "Yuyou, look at it! Your interview!" Yifei and Meijia held up a newspaper, ""The Strange Work on the Stage——Exclusive Interview with Tang Youyou, the Leading Role of the Drama". Wonderful! Highly rated!"

Guan Gu said expectantly: "Read on quickly." "The reporter's impression of Yoyo is that she is subtle yet sharp. Sharp yet tactful, tactful yet individual. You can see it all!" Meijia exclaimed. Yifei continued to read: "Question: What do you think of the whole script? Answer: The plot is a bit vulgar. Yoyo, you are straightforward!" "What! I'm saying 'some of the plot is a bit kitschy, but! In the end you'll see what the writers meant to be thought-provoking'." "Q: After the premiere, what do you think of the audience's reaction? Answer: I haven't seen it."

Youyou said anxiously: "But what I said was, 'The live effect was amazing, many audience members cried, but I didn't see...' Why did this reporter only write half a sentence?" "Finally! When the reporter tried to ask the producer, Mr. Bai, about Ms. Tang's opinion, Mr. Bai hung up the phone angrily. Uh uh." Yi Fei bowed his head. "It's over, the producer must kill me." Youyou sat on the ground crying. "This reporter is too irresponsible. Is there such a way to save space?... You should explain it to him quickly." "Okay." Youyou dialed the phone, "...the user you dialed cannot be connected. Oh my god, he didn't even answer the phone." Meijia comforted: "Don't think about the bad, maybe it's gas poisoning, and you can't answer the phone." "I'm dead. Boss Bai will definitely fire me when he sees me tonight. I'd better go and apologize." "Yuyou, you have to have a backbone." Meijia said with a determined face, "Since the water is hard to get over, why bother to be humble. I don't believe that you can't live without this drama! You can also come and help me open an online store." Yifei picked up a bag and shook it, "Selling cat food?" "It's ugly. It's called e-commerce. I'm idle anyway. Help me, and I'll pay you." Meijia enthusiastically tugged at Yoyo, who nodded in agreement. Two days later, Xiaoxian successfully passed the radio competition in his special report.Moreover, the leader greatly appreciated his report, and his name appeared on the honor roll of the bulletin board for the first time. Yifei looked at him dancing and sneered, "What specialty did you report? Setting up a tent?" "Hmph! My specialty is—" Xiaoxian peeked at his palm, "IT and the Internet!" "IT? You got kicked in the head, right? Internet? Besides sending emails, browsing Taobao, and chatting on QQ, what else do you know?" Xiaoxian thought for a while, but he didn't seem to know anything else, and quickly took out the manuscript, "My report mainly involves theory, you don't understand, the theme is - "Internet Architecture and Matrix Revolution in the Next Era." "Just looking at the title, it's very deep." Zhan Bo smiled triumphantly. Yifei glanced at him, "What are you making fun of?" "Because this is my college thesis, I lent him to copy it." "How ugly is it to copy, this is a reference." Xiaoxian winked at them, "This dangerous pass allowed me to sum up the three major elements of success: first, persistence. Second, shameless. Third, persistence shameless." Out of reach, Yifei was powerless to complain, rolled his eyes and sat down, Zhanbo applauded and said, "Brilliant! Teacher Zeng, where can I eat after we agreed?" "Whatever you want, I, Zeng Xiaoxian, always drink water and think about the source, and I will repay you with gratitude!" He tossed his hair, and the phone rang.After answering the phone, she said that Nuo Lan invited him to dinner today. "It's okay, I don't mind the three of us eating together." Zhan Bo put on his coat. "This...isn't very convenient. I've had too many parties recently, and I'll find a chance to thank you later." Xiao Xian rushed out the door, leaving Zhan Bo cursing him in circles in the corner. Facts have proved that there is a price to be paid for being too bad. Xiaoxian was temporarily notified that at the summary meeting of the competition on Friday, the leaders asked him to listen to his speech on the Internet revolution.He could only go back in despair, and begged Zhanbo in every possible way, but this time the trick of inviting him to dinner didn't work at all. "If I can't write a speech, I can only write a resignation letter." Xiaoxian cried, trying to win sympathy. Zhanbo was expressionless, "There are many templates for resignation letters online, so don't copy mine." "Are you really that heartless?" "The last time I helped you, I was ridiculed by my elder sister to this day. If I help you today, she will definitely despise me." He said, seeing Yifei come in, "Sister, I guarded this time, you can't despise me .” "Why should I despise you?" "Teacher Zeng wanted to give a speech on the Internet revolution in front of the leader. He was afraid that the cowhide would be blown, so he bribed me to help him write the manuscript." After being quiet for two seconds, Yifei suddenly laughed: "Zeng Xiaoxian, Zeng Xiaoxian! You..." "Damn me, I'm a bastard, I deserve what I deserve." Xiaoxian bowed his head solemnly and sincerely. "You... are so pitiful." Yifei looked at the two people who were stunned, and said affectionately, "Zhanbo, how could you not help him, Mr. Zeng is your friend!" At this moment, even though Xiaoxian was shocked by the thunder, he still felt a surge in his heart.He couldn't help but want to say——Yifei, you've finally taken the right medicine. "You're not talking ironically, are you? The last time he let me go, you still said..." Zhanbo felt chills in his heart. "How could it be! I don't even think about where this is? This is the love apartment, a paradise full of love and warmth. As a member of the apartment, of course, we should not distinguish between each other, unite and love each other, help each other, and die!" Fei nodded heavily, and looked at Xiaoxian with a smile, "Don't worry, I will do Zhanbo's ideological work, just don't forget to treat us to dinner this time." "Okay...okay, I'll go buy it now, roast duck, chicken drumsticks, hamburgers, everything!" Xiaoxian was delighted and left the room. Zhanbo was still there, and Yifei smiled evilly at him: "Don't worry, I'm not insane. Let me ask you, how much does Zeng Xiaoxian know about Internet theory?" "Except for primary applications, other infinities are close to zero." "Then what will he do after he gets the manuscript?" "Read it." "The answer is correct, so no matter what nonsense you write, he will read it out, and then..." Yifei rubbed her hands triumphantly. Zhanbo finally realized, "Ah!...this is a conspiracy!" "The ancients said that no matter what you say, you will always be there. It's time to let him do it in public. Not only will it punish him, but it will also make us have fun. Why don't you do it?" As for how to write it, Yifei told him to follow the science fiction novels, so it was so unimaginable. What happened in the other room is also unreliable. Meijia is training Yoyo to settle accounts. "In order to avoid the problem of the shelf life, I negotiated with the seller, the actual sales share, as long as we sell a bag, we will share 20% of the profit to the seller. For example, this bag is 78 yuan, the cost is 39 yuan, then the profit Yes..." The teacher snapped his fingers. "39 yuan." "That's the cost." "So is profit." "Don't make trouble, profit is profit, and cost is cost." Meijia said seriously, and Yoyo took out the calculator to help her press, "Huh? What a coincidence? OK, then the 20% share is..." Yoyo pressed the calculator again, and Meijia looked at it and said, "78? Why did it become the price again?" "There is a decimal point in it, 7 yuan and 8." Yoyo wiped her sweat silently. "Oh, I understand. Be careful, and then all you have to do is to transfer the 7.8 yuan to the previous family through online banking, and the order will be completed." Meijia clicked the mouse. "But, Mika, you hit 780 on 7.8." Mika was stunned for a while, then screamed.The doorbell rang, Yoyo shook her head and looked at her who was still screaming, and went out to open the door, it turned out to be Boss Bai. "Tang Youyou, I want to talk to you about your interview on "Cultural Weekend"." Youyou shrank behind the door and said, "How about...can we talk on the phone? Don't do anything." "I've been doing drama for so long, and it's the first time I was scolded by my own actors in the media, and you even stopped the show. Do you really hate this drama so much?" "That's because... I thought you were going to fire me..." Mr. Bai said sadly: "Afraid that I will make noise? Is talking louder the reason why you hate me? If there is anything wrong with the crew, I can apologize. If there is something wrong with the script, you can change it." "No, no, the script doesn't need to be changed, I can do it." "Yes, I asked you to change the script." Boss Bai looked at her, "As long as you take back those remarks, I will let you be the artistic director of this drama, and your salary will be doubled." Although it was a bit inexplicable no matter how I thought about it, Yoyo agreed excitedly.But in this way, no one will help Meijia settle the score. If she comes by herself, she will probably lose everything. The next day, I saw her sitting in the bar with her head downcast, and Yoyo walked over with a small notebook in her arms. "are you OK." Meijia turned her head away, "Hmph, those who engage in art and those who sell cat food have no common language." "Meijia, I know I shouldn't let you go, but I've thought about it carefully. In fact, there are many ways that you can continue to open an online store without having to settle accounts." Yoyo opened the book, "Method 1, you can hire an accountant Help you settle accounts. There are no four-legged toads, but there are plenty of four-legged accountants." "Forget it, I can't trust outsiders. What should he do if he tricks me." "Okay, method two, you go to learn mathematics." Meijia sighed and said, "I've studied mathematics for more than ten years, and I'm only at this level. When I can settle the accounts, not to mention the expiration date of cat food, even my own expiration date has passed." "Then there is only one last solution... I will resign and help you." "you sure?" Youyou nodded and said, "I promised, I should keep my promise. Besides, it should be interesting to open a shop with you." "Ha! That will definitely be very interesting!" The two hugged, and Meijia took Yoyo's notebook, "Let me see, what else did you write? Wow, it's almost full, you've put your heart into it, you really thought about it There are many ways to save me from losing money." "Write whatever you want, you won't be able to sleep." Meijia paused, "How about this... I won't open an online store anymore. You still want to be your art director, that's what you want to do. I don't want you because I am unhappy, because you are unhappy, I wouldn't be happy either." "Mika..." "What could be more important than everyone being happy. Well, maybe I'm destined not to be able to do big business, and a little assistant is the best for me." Meijia smiled, and the two hugged each other emotionally. In a blink of an eye, it was Friday's summary meeting. Xiaoxian stood on the stage in high spirits, while Lisa and the middle-aged leaders in the audience were sitting in a panic.Yifei and Zhanbo sneaked in, sat in the last row and listened, watching Xiaoxian's complacent look, trying to hold back a smile. "It is well known that radio broadcasting originated from bionics. Scientists found inspiration through the sound waves of bats and dolphins. Coincidentally, the great innovation of the Internet also originated from bionics. People established the Internet by studying the principle of spider webs. To commemorate the father of the Internet The spider named 'Inter' that Knight saw for the first time, so the Internet is also called - the Internet, and some people affectionately call it - the Internet..." There was an uproar in the audience, and Yifei whispered excitedly: "Yes, the show is coming." But the leaders just whispered seriously.Zhan Bo looked around and said, "Strange, why is no one laughing?" Xiaoxian continued: "Today's global Internet system is divided into four major regions, and each region consists of an Internet body - covering signals through optical cables. These four regions are named Gryffindor, Slytherin, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw." There was an uproar in the audience again, Lisa nodded sharply, "This name sounds very scientific." The bald director echoed: "Yes, it's the first time I've heard of it too." Zhanbo scratched the corner of the table speechlessly, "God ! Has no one here seen Harry Potter?!" "So, from a tiny spider to the Internet that changes the world, this is one small step for a spider, but one giant leap for mankind!" Xiaoxian concluded his speech impassionedly, and the audience applauded wildly. "How could this be?" Yifei slumped down on the chair in disappointment. Finally, the director raised his hand, and Zhan Bo regained his energy immediately, "Look! Someone questioned it." "After listening to Xiaoxian's introduction, I am very excited!" The director took the microphone and spoke in broken Mandarin, "Some people say that the emergence of new media means the decline of traditional media. Now I find that it is the opposite. Please don't forget Xiaoxian just now As I said, broadcasting comes from bats, and the Internet comes from spiders. You know! Bats eat spiders! So, the future belongs to broadcasting! The future belongs to all of us broadcasters!" Everyone applauded more intensely, Lisa asked: "Zeng Xiaoxian, I heard that you brought something that can open our eyes, what is it?" "I am very honored to be able to explain the subtleties of high technology to you, but no matter how wonderful it is, the speech is still boring after all. So, with the help of Mr. Liu Chuanzhi, I finally borrowed one of the four main bodies to meet you, gentlemen , Ladies! — This is the real Internet!” Xiaoxian approached the small table, lifted the black cloth, and a black box appeared. climax!The climax is coming!This time everyone will always find that Xiaoxian is a second child, and Yifei struggles to stand up, only to see that everyone in front of him is shocked, and then——he took out his mobile phone to take a picture. Xiaoxian made a gesture to stop everyone and said: "Be quiet, don't take pictures, don't use flash. The body is very fragile, if it is disturbed by the outside world, it may be damaged, and if any of the four is damaged, the consequences will be very serious. The whole world will Get into a panic. Planes will go down, nuclear bombs will go off, and primitive human impulses will cause all sorts of horrors. So please, stop using the flash." Lisa raised her hand and said, "I have a question, is there radiation from the Internet?" "Do you still need to ask this question? Mr. Hawking has already degaussed it, otherwise we will be over." Xiaoxian said, laughing at Lisa with everyone, "Okay, this is the end of my speech today, thank you Everyone!" "It's not interesting at all, didn't you say you'd have fun?" Zhan Bo was dejected. Yifei was also on the verge of despair, banging his head on the table and saying, "How do I know there are so many idiots here?" Amidst the applause, the director came forward to shake hands with Xiaoxian. Suddenly, Xiaoxian accidentally knocked over the small table, and the box fell to the ground and smashed into pieces. Everyone was stunned, then screamed, and fled away one after another. Only Zhanbo and Yifei sat calmly. with.In the chaos, Xiaoxian fell to the ground, and the crowd ran over him again and again.From this point of view, the final effect was not bad. Yifei and Zhanbo looked at each other, laughed and clapped their hands.