Chapter 11 Chapter 11 Let's Watch the Meteor Shower Together

Yifei, Yoyo, and Ziqiao came back from the outside, and found a tent standing in the living room, and a pair of small eyes were exposed through the small open window. "Quick, do me a favor. I can't get out." Xiaoxian's voice came from inside. Yoyo asked hesitantly, "Are you... camping inside?" "Ha, he must be playing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, let me have a look." Yifei happily tapped on the tarpaulin. "I've been locked up for half an hour. Either you come in and talk, or let me out!" Yoyo checked around, "He seems to have put the zipper in reverse."

"Zi Qiao, I'll give you 50 yuan, and open the door." Xiaoxian wailed, and Zi Qiao let him out. "You don't have to thank me. Since the zipper is installed backwards, I'm curious how you locked yourself in? I'll give you 100 upside down and do it again. We all want to see it." "It's just a small accident, harmless." Xiaoxian stretched his limbs, "This is a very complicated high-end tent. It is said that under normal circumstances, it would take three adults an hour to set it up. But I—— unexpectedly alone , It took three hours to complete, and the most important thing is that I didn't read the instructions at all."

"No wonder even the zipper can be installed backwards." Yifei sneered. "What does it mean to put the zipper upside down? It's just to put the zipper upside down. According to the situation I struggled for half an hour just now, I put it up very firmly!" Xiaoxian said proudly. Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay. There was a "cut". "You guys are jealous of my talent! It's a talent, it's innate! I've lived for so long and I just discovered it today!" Xiaoxian raised his head and sighed. "What's so great about this, each of us has talent, and it's not such a painful skill to build a tent. For example, I was born with ninjutsu." Yifei gestured, "Zi Qiao is attractive to the opposite sex, and Yoyo can do it in three seconds. Nakouchi cried out, Zhanbo has a talent for mathematics and computers, Guan Gu has imagination, so he can draw and cook, Mika..."

Yoyo wiped her tears and said: "She has dimples, and it is said that she can talk to small animals!" "No wonder I was bitten by a dog for no reason that day, and I thought she instigated it." Zi Qiao frowned. "All of these skills seem to be more useful than yours?" Yifei looked at Xiaoxian with folded arms. "This... how could it be like this?" Xiaoxian covered his face and ran back to the room. Meijia came in excitedly and announced to everyone that the Pegasus meteor shower will occur once every two thousand years at 9 o'clock on Saturday night. Many astronomy enthusiasts will gather at Sheshan Observatory to wait for this great event.

After hearing this, Yoyo was very yearning, "It must be very romantic to see a miracle that happens once every two thousand years." "Say, let's ask everyone to go to Sheshan to watch the meteor shower on the weekend, okay?" "Good idea, beauties see the same thing! I'll call Guan Gu." Youyou rushed into the studio and dragged Guan Gu out. "But, Sheshan? It's too dangerous!" Guan Gu frowned, "You can tell by the name, there must be snakes everywhere on Sheshan!" "According to what you say, isn't Huangshan full of perverts?" Meijia waved excitedly, "Whatever the mountain is, our focus is on meteor showers, meteor showers! You can make a wish!"

Yifei said calmly: "Meteor showers can only be seen in the cloudless and clear night sky. The probability of this is not high. In the past, there were hypes about Virgo, Pisces, and meteor showers for the elderly, weak, and sick. No one saw it, how boring would it be if we couldn't see it this time?" "Call Teacher Zeng, you won't be bored bullying him." Ziqiao suggested, Yifei thought it made sense and nodded. "I'm going, I'm going!" Xiaoxian didn't know when he got into the tent again, and the muffled voice came out, "Camping and setting up a tent! My innate skills have finally come in handy. I am born to be useful, Outdoor camping is amazing! Hahaha."

Youyou dragged Guan Gu around excitedly, "Let's go watch the thunderstorm—bah, meteor shower." On Saturday evening, before the sun set, everyone had arrived at the campsite, put down their bags, and sat down to rest. Guan Gu covered himself with professional outdoor equipment, looked around and said, "You lied to me, it doesn't look like there are no snakes here!" "Guan Gu, you're safe." Zi Qiao took a telescope from him, "Hey, where's Zeng Xiaoxian?" Xiaoxian came out of the woods with a lot of things on his back, gasped heavily, and put down the packed tent with great difficulty, "I announce that, as the only person in the team who has the talent to build a tent, I will show you how to build a perfect tent." tent, first, take the tent out of the bag."

But after 30 minutes, he still hadn't opened the bag, "Opening the tent bag is also a very technically difficult thing... Hey... Uh... What's going on... There may be some quality problems with this tent." "On the way here, I saw a booth that rents out tents for only 20 yuan," Meijia said. "Then let's rent one, it's better than watching a sow climb a tree all night." Yifei stood up, and everyone followed her. "Don't regret it! How can a rented tent compare with a tent built by a genius like me! Ah!" Xiaoxian roared, and a spring support of a tent popped out, and the pole hit him in the face.

Everyone ignored Xiaoxian who was lying on the ground, and they bought a tent in two groups and set up a tent.Ziqiao and Zhanbo were in a group, watching helplessly as he took out the game console to play. "Zhanbo, as a man, you should have more normal hobbies." Ziqiao pointed the binoculars into the distance, "See the campsite over there? With this, we can appreciate the beauties in other tents , this is real camping!" "So, I can occupy the game console by myself?" Zhan Bo buried his head in the keys happily. In another large tent for two people, Guan Gu laid out moisture-proof mats and sleeping bags, and walked in leisurely, holding a pitcher plant.

"Yuyou, please don't run around anymore, you caught some strange things and came back." Guan Gu pointed to a pile of glass bottles on the ground, "You have already caught three butterflies, five frogs and two praying mantises... I'm sorry , You were out for too long just now, the male praying mantis has been eaten by the female praying mantis." "Oh, it's my first time camping, I'm so excited." "But I think, if you sit quietly in the tent and listen to the nightingale singing... isn't it also very romantic?" "That's right - I can catch a nightingale!" Youyou ran out, leaving Guan Gu depressed in the tent.

Zi Qiao came in with a binoculars on her back, "Using the precious place, the angle here may be more suitable for peeking at the beautiful woman in the opposite tent. By the way, where is little aunt?" Guan Gu sighed: "She is collecting all the species in Sheshan. Tell me, is there any way to make her stay in the tent and not run around?" "How do you get a girl to stay with you at night? Hey, you've asked the right person! Tell her it's scary to go home alone at this late hour. If you can convince her that it's okay to go out this door If you meet a ghost, she will definitely obediently stay with you all night!" "You'll be dead!" Guan Gu nodded in thought. After a lot of effort, Xiaoxian finally set up a tent, but there were a lot of extra parts, but he still said to himself, "I'm a genius, a genius. Hahaha, isn't this the end of the building!" Yifei and Meijia came over with their cameras on their backs, "Is this a tent? Why do I think it's a zongzi?" "Ah, I'm so hungry, let's go to barbecue." They walked away, leaving Xiaoxian yelling at the same place. After the grill was set up, they suddenly discovered a serious problem—there were no chicken wings. "Ah! It's over, it's over. How can it be? I'm starving." "Why don't you roast Zeng Xiaoxian? I wasn't hungry at first, so I blame this dead man for building a rice dumpling." Yifei looked at Xiaoxian who was not far away, "He built another spring roll-shaped tent! And Still no door." "Stop it, I can't take it anymore!" "Zeng Xiaoxian, do you have anything to eat? Or is your meat delicious?" Yifei shouted. Xiaoxian said dejectedly: "Damn, I have carried four tents here, how can I still have the strength to carry food!" "Yes! We can go hunting! There is nothing else in the wild, there must be a lot of pheasants! Yifei, don't you know ninjutsu?" Meijia shook the corner of Yifei's clothes. "That's it." Yifei rolled up his sleeves and nodded. In the tent, Youyou came in holding a frog and sighed: "Oh, I haven't found Nightingale after searching for a long time. Guan Gu, do you think there will be wild pangolins here?" "There is no pangolin, and there is no gourd baby." Guan Gu said mysteriously, "Yuyou, it is said that Sheshan is very evil, it is best not to run around. I heard some stories about Sheshan, do you want to hear it?" "What story...why is it so evil?" "Don't be afraid, let me tell you slowly... It is said that in ancient times, there used to be a cemetery near here, and it was often haunted. A group of brave farmers made an appointment to come here at night to see if there were any ghosts. But After waiting for a long time, there was nothing. The farmers felt bored, and gradually they all went back, and only two were left waiting there. They waited and waited, and seeing that it was almost dawn, a farmer said: "Where is there anything?" Ghosts!' another farmer replied, "Yeah, I've been waiting for four hundred years, and I still haven't seen a ghost!"'" After he finished speaking, there was silence, and Yoyo was teasing the frog without any response. "Don't be afraid, with me here, I will protect you." Guan Gu reluctantly performed the heroic act according to the plan. "Guan Gu, this story..." Youyou smiled sinisterly, "I heard it four hundred years ago!" Guan Gu huddled into a ball, suddenly felt a hand slap on his back, and screamed "Ahhh" in fright. Yifei and Meijia came in from behind him, and Meijia patted him again, "I'm afraid of ghosts and still tell ghost stories? You're howling like this." "Yuyou, we are going to hunt and forage, do you want to come together?" Yifei invited. Yoyo let go of the frog and jumped up, "Hunting is fun! I'll go!" "No, what if you are bitten by a snake?" "You have brought the antidote, let's go, Guan Gu, let's go hunting! It's so romantic, sitting in a tent and telling cold jokes is so boring." Yoyo pulled him up. "This is a ghost story!" Guan Gu clenched his fists in protest, but seeing Yoyo followed them out, he quickly grabbed a knife and chased them out. In the hidden bushes, Zhanbo was looking at the telescope. Ziqiao came back from visiting Teacher Zeng and asked him what he was looking at. "Hush! There are two girls in the opposite tent!" Zhan Bo concentrated his attention, his body trembling. Zi Qiao smiled with satisfaction: "I knew that as a man, you would be enlightened sooner or later." "Shoot! Shoot fast!" "So exciting?" Zi Qiao tried to grab the telescope, "Let me see!" "What are you looking at! The goalkeeper has saved the ball!" "Have you been playing football for a long time? Wait a minute, is there still someone playing football on this mountain?" Zi Qiao finally got the binoculars and leaned over them. "They are playing game consoles, and they have brought their own TV sets and generators." "That's okay? But, Zhanbo, as a healthy man, our focus should not be on games, but on the players." "Yeah, they played badly." Zi Qiao was drooling, "Those are two beauties! Protruding forward and backward, that's the point!" "Oh..." Zhanbo suddenly realized, "No wonder you played so poorly, give it back to me, I want to watch football." "No, watching football is a waste of resources." The two scrambled, the reflection of the telescope flickered, and the beauty was caught by the flash. She turned her head to look at the camera, got up and walked this way. "Oh no, I guess those two beauties are here to look for you! At least they will scold you severely, post you on the Internet to let everyone be vigilant against this pervert, and at worst, they will call the police, and then arrest you and detain you for ten and a half days month." Ziqiao threatened Zhanbo's children. "Isn't it? But what I'm watching is the TV screen." "Tell them, see if they believe it or not. Well, let's do it this way, Zhanbo, you can't handle this kind of situation, I advise you—run away!" "how about you?" "Who told us to be brothers? I'll help you. Go away, don't look back." Zi Qiao drove Zhan Bo away, thinking that when the two beauties came over, she would blame him for all the peeping. Pretend to be a moral model yourself, and then kindly invite them to a game of camping Ludo! It's a pity that people are not as good as heaven. A burly man walked over and smiled at him viciously: "Boy, you are very creative. Use a telescope to look at girls instead of stars?" "No, you misunderstood, it's a friend of mine..." "Where? I saw you alone. Come, let's talk!" Zi Qiao trembled, "No way! Why don't they come by themselves." "I am their representative!" The big man shook his muscles. "lawyer?" "Guess again." "Bodyguard?" Zi Qiao stepped back cautiously. "Tell you, these two are my little-aunt-mother!" The big man carried him into the tent, and after a while, screams came from inside. In the forest, half an hour passed, and the hunting group led by Yifei found nothing.In the meantime, Yifei tried to throw the world, but the bird missed, but Guan Gu had several puddles of bird droppings on his head.In the end, she planned to use the ultimate sky net technique, set up a bamboo basket on a branch, set up a simple trap, and took the only ham sausage that Guan Gu took out from his pocket, and put it underneath as a bait. As the sky gradually darkened, Yoyo and Meijia listened to bad jokes around Guan Gu, when suddenly Yifei shouted: "I caught it! I caught it!" Everyone rushed over and found that Yifei was holding a small white animal in his hand. "So cute! Is this a dog?" Youyou was just about to reach out to touch it, but was dragged back by Guan Gu. Meijia looked at it and said, "It looks like a fox." Guan Gu said fearfully: "In Japanese legends, all white foxes are turned into female ghosts." "Is this a new bad joke?" "Really, the white fox turns into a beautiful woman, seduces wandering warriors and eats them. When she turns around, you'll see she has a tail." Yifei's eyes glowed with hunger, "It doesn't matter if it's a human or a ghost, how can a fox eat it?" "It can't be eaten. Look! It has a collar around its neck." Mika grabbed the collar, "Its owner must be very anxious now." Suddenly, the fox broke free from Yifei's hand and ran away. Everyone was disappointed. "It's okay, we don't have to hunt," Yoyo became excited again, "We can also pick mushrooms." "I don't believe it anymore. With my strong willpower, I won't be able to get a pheasant, a hare or something. How about this, Yoyo and Guan Gu go to pick mushrooms, Meijia, you and I continue hunting together." "Can I choose to pick mushrooms?" "Huh?" Yifei stared, Meijia quickly said that it is better to hunt, and the two groups separated. After walking in the forest for a while, Guan Gu said in fear, "Yuyou, it's getting dark, it's time to go back." "No, it is said that mushrooms will glow at night." Yoyo squatted down and broke the grass. "You have played too many plants vs. zombies." Guan Gu thought, well, ghost stories can't scare you to death, I can only scare you myself.He went around in front of Yoyo and hid behind a tree.But five minutes passed, and Yoyo still hadn't come over. Guan Gu poked his head out, and there was only an empty forest in front of him, and the hooting of owls was creepy. "Don't scare me, Yoyo!" Guan Gu shivered, feeling someone behind him, turned around, but there was nothing, he took a deep breath, and continued walking forward.Suddenly, a figure in a long white dress on the left floated past, Guan Gu yelled in fright, and the other side yelled too. After a long while, I saw clearly that it was a delicate girl in white clothes. Guan Gu touched his chest: "Yes, I'm sorry, I thought it was my girlfriend." "No! It's okay." The girl squatted on the ground, Guan Gu saw a white tail dangling, and she was still holding the wrapping paper of the ham sausage. "Oh my god, vixen! Vixen! Help." Guan Gu ran back at the speed of a rocket. The woman stood up and took out a little white fox from behind, "Baby, don't run around in the future, I will look for you everywhere. You can't eat the wrapping paper, you know?" By the small river, Yifei and Meijia were fishing with homemade stick fishing rods. "Come here, come here," Meijia said softly, "Once upon a time, there was a small fish that saw a hook in the water, and it just bit on it. Unexpectedly, this was a gift from God. From now on, it will live happily with God... Come on, come on, there is also a fishhook here, there is only one chance, if you miss it, it won’t come again.” "Can you... really talk to fish?" "Of course I can, but I don't know if the fish can understand it. Sister Yifei, what do you think is the probability of us catching fish?" "It's not big, because we don't have a hook at all." Yifei pulled up the pole, but there was no hook underneath, and a bundle of grass was tied under the rope. In the tent, Guan Gu huddled into a ball and hid in the corner, and Youyou came in with a mushroom. "Guan Guan, where did you go? You disappeared as soon as I turned around." "Fox... vixen." "What vixen. Have you got another bad joke?" "It's not a joke, it's real this time. I really saw a vixen. She is dressed in white and has a white tail, and she even ate my sausage!" Guan Gu trembled. Ziqiao came in wearing a bath towel and no pants, Zhanbo and Xiaoxian snickered behind him. "What happened to him?" Yoyo asked. "I'll report it! He was spying on the little girl in the tent next door! As a result, his nephew came to the door!" Xiaoxian laughed cheaply. Yifei and Meijia came in, and Yoyo held the mushrooms, "How is it? Have you hunted yet? We're starving to death." The two looked at each other and shook their heads, Zhan Bo looked at everyone, "Did you all eat?" Guan Gu came out from the corner, nodded wildly, Zhanbo opened his backpack, and took out countless delicious things, including instant noodles, bread, sausage, and a whole chicken. "...No way!" Everyone stayed for a while, then rushed to grab it. Zhanbo said innocently: "You never asked me!" After everyone sat down in the open space after eating and drinking, Yoyo suddenly remembered, "Mr. Zeng, how is your tent going?" "I admit, my talent is not to put up a tent." Xiaoxian touched the lump on his head sadly, "Maybe... I am more suitable to be a host." Youyou shook her head: "Actually, there is no special talent at all. At least, Ziqiao's attraction to the opposite sex has to be redefined." "Yifei's ninjutsu is not very good! She has never been able to hit everything correctly." Meijia waved a chicken bone. "It's the altitude that affects my feel. Mika, you don't even know how to talk to small animals." "Who said it? It just so happens that I don't speak the dialect of the brook." Youyou stroked Guan Gu's head, "Guan Guan's imagination is too strong, so he is afraid of ghosts..." "I'm telling a bad joke!" Xiaoxian said happily: "So, your talent is about the same as my tent-building level?" "Ah! There are still five minutes! The meteor shower is coming!" Meijia looked at her watch, and everyone stood up, staring blankly at the sky. Xiaoxian made a pious gesture, "Give me a new special skill, I want to breathe fire, spit water, become invisible, see through, and teleport!" "Do you think the meteor shower of Pegasus will give me a set of Pegasus holy clothes?" Zhan Bo was excited. "I want a pair of pants." Zi Qiao bent down and grabbed the slipped towel. Youyou hangs on Guan Gu, "I'm so excited, I'll see the legendary meteor shower in one minute." "But why can't I even see the moon." Guan Gu tried to open his eyes wide. "Because it was blocked by dark clouds. Why is the moonlight still flickering? The moon is short-circuited?" Xiaoxian continued to look at the sky. "Idiot, this is lightning." As soon as Yifei finished speaking, there was thunder and lightning, and it rained heavily in an instant. "Thunderstorm!" Everyone ran away, the lights of the three tents were turned on, and only Xiaoxian was left outside. "Tents that are willing to spend this rainy night with me, please turn on the lights! Hurry up!" Xiaoxian shouted, and the lights of all tents went out in an instant.Meteor, Meteor, I don't need any other skills, how about tenting?I beg you.Xiaoxian looked at the sky, choked up speechless, the only responses to him were lightning, thunder and heavy rain.