Chapter 15 Chapter Fourteen Crazy Drama

Since signing a new brokerage company, Yoyo's acting career seems to have really undergone a major turning point.It's not long before the new drama starring her will be officially premiered!More importantly, because this play is adapted from a fairy tale, no one dies from the beginning to the end, so Yoyo has completely escaped the bad luck of dying in every play.The name of the new play is "Three Visits to the Maolu". Please note that this "Maolu" is not the other "Thatched Cottage", and it does not tell the story of Zhuge Liang's three visits to the Maolu. "Mao" is the "hair" of "San Mao", and "Lu" is the "reed" of "Luhua".

Talking about the new drama, Yoyo couldn't stop at all: "This is a Qing palace drama, and Mao Lu is my name. This is a little maid who lives in the Forbidden City, nicknamed Lu Hua. She secretly fell in love with a prince——Three Brother. One day, with the help of the gods, Luhua transformed into a princess beyond the Great Wall, attended the garden party of the third elder brother, and showed mercy to him. But the magic can only be maintained until the time limit is approaching, and Luhua leaves in a hurry I went, but left a shoe behind, which was picked up by the prince, and later..."

Later... Everyone can guess the plot!Do you think that by changing the name, everyone can forget that Cinderella's original name is Cinderella?It's a good fairy tale, but it chooses such a weird name, it's just a headline catcher!Of course, it doesn't matter what you act in, everyone comes to praise the long-standing crowd, not to mention that the actors already have free tickets, how can a group of good friends not go? Hearing that there is no need to buy tickets, Zhang Wei breathed a sigh of relief: "I told you earlier! I want two tickets." Meijia embarrassed him: "Do you want two free urns?"

Zhang Wei explained shyly: "He wants to invite Weiwei to see it. The last time she took the initiative to come to me, it shows that there is still something between us. I decided to give her another chance!" The next day, Zeng Xiaoxian and Meijia arrived at the theater first.The bright glass curtain wall hall is covered with posters of "San Gu Mao Lu" on the wall, which looks serious.There were only a few people around, not even a media outlet, not even a person taking pictures. The two of them were bored, reading the media comments on the poster——this play is purer than "Thunderstorm", more complete than "Blessings", more romantic than "The White-haired Girl", and shorter than "Hamlet"!If you can guarantee that you will not drink water within 12 hours before entering the venue, we can guarantee that there will be no urine spots in the whole show!Which media is so wicked, is this hurting the show, or is it hurting the show?

Speaking of the media, I finally saw a man dressed as a reporter walking up to them with a professional camera on his back, while talking on the phone: "Editor-in-chief, there is really nothing to shoot in this play, no stars, no masterpieces, no gossip, You should let me cover some social news, I am good at gas explosions, floating corpses on the water..." Meijia gave that person a blank look, and looked at the poster carefully, and finally she found a bright spot: with the ticket stub, she can go to the commissary to get free popcorn and a Pepsi!Can you eat while watching a play?It's too disrespectful to the actor.But when Meijia saw popcorn calling, she couldn't care less about her deep affection with Yoyo's sisters, so she dragged Zeng Xiaoxian and ran away.

In order to wait for Weiwei, Zhang Wei also came quite early, standing at the entrance of the theater looking around, remembering that he had an appointment with a beautiful woman, he was overjoyed, and couldn't help but took out the Lingshi fragrance, and sprayed it around fiercely. A scalper next to him saw that he had a ticket in his hand, so he leaned over and asked: "My friend, the ticket needs to be cut, the ticket needs to be cut?" Zhang Wei replied that he had the ticket, but he was still grinding: "There are many cuts. 20 yuan a piece, I will take it. This show is not worth watching, 20 yuan a piece is fine."

Zhang Wei laughed at him contemptuously: "You scalpers are too unprofessional, do you understand art? Look clearly! There is 180 yuan printed on the ticket." "Will you sell it for 180 yuan?" "Not for sale, I will see for myself." "Then you talk so much nonsense!" The scalper cursed angrily at thirteen o'clock, and walked away staggeringly. Not long after, Weiwei came and said that she had just gone to the ticket office to buy tickets, but unfortunately there were no more.Zhang Wei took the opportunity to brag: "This shows that this show is very hot, and tickets are hard to come by. But don't worry, I have a way, and I can get as many tickets as you want." Weiwei wanted to pay him, but Zhang Wei justly refused, and blamed him. Weiwei treats herself too much as an outsider.

"Then thank you. Hi, here!" Weiwei thanked him and waved behind her. When three boys ran over, Zhang Wei was stunned. "Let me introduce. These are colleagues from my office. Aaron, Adong, and Aqiang. They usually like to watch dramas. I thought I couldn't buy tickets and watch them. Fortunately, you are here." Looking at the pile of light bulbs, Zhang Wei said awkwardly, "But I only have... two." The light bulbs were quite understanding: "That's it, then don't embarrass your friend. Why don't you watch it tomorrow, there will be a drama version of "Love Apartment" tomorrow." But Weiwei saw that they were going to leave, and she also said that she would change it tomorrow. Look.Zhang Wei was in a hurry, so he stopped him quickly, it was just a few tickets!Get it done in minutes!

Zhang Wei sneaked up to the scalper and muttered in a low voice: "My friend, the tickets are cut, and the tickets are cut. In an emergency, I have a few more friends, and I want three more. I will give you 60 yuan." The scalper saw the thirteen o'clock again, and his attitude became obviously arrogant: "Okay, 200 yuan a piece." Cheating? !You said 20 yuan just now, but it changed to 200 yuan in a blink of an eye?The scalper is obviously angry that he just scolded himself for not knowing art, and now he is sitting on the ground and raising the price.After haggling over the price, the scalper finally gave in a small step, and the three tickets were 588 yuan.Thinking that Weiwei was still waiting not far away, Zhang Wei gritted his teeth, paid and bought a ticket.

As a family member, Guan Gu has the privilege of visiting backstage, so he specially bought a bouquet of flowers to congratulate Youyou.Everyone in the dressing room was busy, and Yoyo didn't have time to chat with Guan Guduo, took the flowers, thanked him, and asked him to help see if the blush on his face was enough. Guan Gu looked at the glamorously dressed Yoyo, and was very surprised: "Shouldn't Cinderella in the original book be ragged and disheveled? Are you too pink?" Youyou smiled and said: "You don't understand. From Cinderella to Princess, there are two sets of makeup, two sets of hair, and two sets of looks. It takes half a day to change each time. In order to make the performance smooth, two actors will play the role. I am behind the evolution."

But the two actors look different, right?Youyou quietly pointed to an actress in tattered clothes, so dark that she couldn't see her face clearly, and whispered, "It's okay, the audience can't see it. Here, Xiaobai is in front of him." "Xiaobai? I only see the whites of the eyes?" Guan Gu couldn't help but burst out laughing, "Is this also Cinderella? It's obviously a black girl." Xiaobai was always upset because he didn't show his face, but now he heard When Guan Gu laughed at her, he couldn't help snorting, and gave him a hard look. Guan Gu's cell phone rang, and the ringtone of My heart will go on.After answering the phone, it turned out that Yifei said that she was stuck in traffic and might be late.Yoyo explained that she was behind the evolution and would not appear until a few scenes later, so it doesn't matter.Guan Gu was afraid that she would not understand, leaned over and said loudly: "After the transformation, there is a part of wearing beautiful clothes. There is a black girl acting in the part that is dirty and dark. You don't need to watch it." When Heimei heard this, she turned around and left angrily. Yifei made an agreement with Yoyo to call Guan Gu when she arrived at the theater and ask him to send a ticket to pick her up. Just after hanging up the phone, the director came over and scolded another actor who called from a distance: "How many times have I said, the stage is important, no calls are allowed! Tang Youyou, what are you dawdling about?" Youyou panicked, and quickly put the phone into the waist pocket of the clothing lining: "Director, I...I'm sticking warm baby!" "You can't die without such thick clothes! Hurry up and change the costumes!" The director cursed again, and the director walked away.Youyou stuck out her tongue and complained to Guan Gu: "there are many rules in the backstage, the director is very fierce, if caught by him, he will be scolded to death. You go and sit down, I'm going to change clothes." The backstage of a court drama is simply a harem. There are so many girls with heavy makeup, how can there be such a character as Zi Qiao?With a vest, a pair of glasses, a pen, and a notebook, Zi Qiao transformed into an entertainment reporter for Comedy Weekly.The target has been locked, Qingqing is dressed as a court lady, without makeup, standing alone by the hanger on the side curtain to adjust her clothes. Ziqiao took the initiative to introduce herself: "Hi, I'm a reporter from "Comedy Weekly". You can call me——Lu Xiaobu. Can I do a behind-the-scenes interview?" Qingqing thought that he had found the wrong person, so she said casually, "I'm just a secondary role to play a court lady, and the leading role is in the dressing room." Ziqiao talked eloquently: "This play tells the inspirational story of a palace maid from obscurity to prosperity, so the theme of my interview is 'Looking for the Cinderella around me'. Do you understand why I interviewed you now?" Qingqing shook her head, Ziqiao Joe had no choice but to answer by himself: "...because you are special!" The appearance is pretty good, the body is not bad, and the IQ is obviously not rich, Ziqiao is very happy, that is you, girl, "What's your name?" "Sunny." "It's very potential when you hear the name. Now ABB's name is very popular, such as Yueyue, Meimei, Gaga, like you - Neixiu is not ostentatious, and has great potential. The one I want to interview is A future star like you." Qingqing's heart was moved, but she still didn't believe it.No one has ever interviewed her, and every time the performance is over, there is not even a flower presenter. How could luck suddenly befall her?Ziqiao pretended to be mysterious and said: "I will always pay attention to you, and when the curtain calls, your dreams will come true." Qingqing regretfully told him: "But the second act of my role ended, and I didn't even have a chance to appear at the curtain call." That's okay, then the second act is over, see you soon. Another interview, another flower, Qingqing was so happy that she couldn't find her way, she really didn't know how to repay this hero who has eyes for beauty.Take the initiative to invite Zi Qiao to her home, you can look at the photos of her previous performances, and have a good chat about art and life. Yes!Everything is ready, only a bouquet of flowers is owed.Ziqiao had made a decision that Guan Gu would send flowers to Yoyo, so she came to look for him in the backstage, took the flowers and left, anyway, Yoyo had already received them, and for the second use, the dragon swayed her tail, everyone was happy. The stage show has already started. There are actually many audiences sitting in the audience for such a bizarre play. "Spring is the season of love! I long to turn into the gurgling stream, with endless spring, looking at the couple in love, whispering the whispers of love." Just as the black girl started expressing her feelings, someone shouted behind the scenes: "Send Spring! Reed flowers! Hurry up and do your laundry and cooking! Don’t delay the princess’s participation in the third master’s garden party!" garden party.It's every girl's dream scene.Third Master, the most perfect prince in the palace.Taller than fourth master, handsomer than eighth master, when will Lu Hua see him? It's obviously a bitter drama, which suits Zeng Xiaoxian's taste.While he was watching the play happily, Mijia actually had a bitter face, full of displeasure, and couldn't help asking strangely: "Meijia, have you entered the play so soon?" Meijia shook the empty popcorn bucket in his hand at him, pouted and said, "I just finished eating my popcorn in the first scene. So little! How dishonest. How can this make people watch the show! Why should we So few of them, so many of them!" Xiaoxian looked in the direction of her finger, and there were indeed two little girls beside her eating with oversized popcorn buckets. They smiled and comforted Mika: "It's a gift, do you still want to be full? The children's ticket comes with a big portion." In order to shut their mouths, so that children will not cry and make noise in the theater, you want to compare with them?" There are only two of them in a row of seats, what about the others?Meijia still had a mournful face, and explained to him with her mouth pouted: "Guan Gu and Ziqiao are playing in the background, Zhang Wei doesn't want to sit with us. He is here for a date, and he is afraid that we will affect him, so he deliberately sat away from us, and he said it should be private." Son, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl can do whatever they want." As far as Zhang Weina is virtuous, can he still do whatever he wants? Sure enough, Zhang Wei and Weiwei were sitting together, but separated by a corridor, the two of them were like Cowherd and Weaver Girl separated by the Milky Way, how could they do whatever they wanted?It was still Weiwei who was sensible, and greeted Zhang Wei: "There are vacant seats here, why don't you come over here!" "Okay, okay!" Zhang Wei happily agreed.Just as they were about to pass by, Weiwei's three colleagues who were going to buy Coke came back, filed in, and took a seat close to Weiwei first. Zhang Wei was a step late, and could only sit on the far left, far away from Weiwei. Not a lot. Just as he was muttering that it would be better than the original seat, word came from over there that it was Weiwei who asked if there were any snacks.Zhang Wei excitedly took out a pack of Leys from his bag, opened it, and asked the light bulbs to help pass it over.Along took a handful and handed it to A Dong, who grabbed another handful and handed it to A Qiang. Seeing that there was not much left in it, A Qiang emptied it all in one go, and passed the packaging bag back to Zhang Wei. Seeing their mouths chewing loudly, Weiwei asked in a low voice, "What are you eating?" Ah Qiang said disapprovingly: "There is a bag of air coming over there, and there are actually a few pieces of potato chips in it." Weiwei said unintentionally: "It would be great if it had a spicy taste." Zhang Wei heard it with the tips of his ears, and hurriedly shouted: "Yes! Yes!" He took another pack of spicy potato chips and handed it over.Different potato chips, same story, five seconds later, the empty bag was sent back, and Weiwei still didn't eat anything... As the plot progressed on the stage, the patron saint of reed flowers, Perak Immortal, appeared and said in a Beijing opera accent, "Do you really want to go to the garden party of the third elder brother tonight? I can help you..." On the side screen, Yoyo is dressed in a gorgeous princess dress outside the Great Wall and is about to go on stage. Guan Gu chatters beside her nervously: "It's time to go on stage, it's time to go on stage! My dear, take a deep breath." It's rare that you can see the audience so close to the stage His face changed, Guan Gu was both nervous and excited, as if he was going to play, not Yoyo. "Don't be afraid, as long as they are all cabbage, let them develop naturally." Yoyo comforted him skillfully, thinking of Yifei, and urged, "You, just don't forget to give Yifei a ticket later." "Don't worry, she'll call me when she arrives... hey, where's my phone?" Guan Gu touched his pocket, which was empty, and then remembered that Yoyo hadn't returned the phone to him just now.Oops, warm baby!Yoyo also remembered that she stuffed her phone in her underwear pocket before going on stage and forgot to take it out.Without a mobile phone, Yifei couldn't contact Guan Gu, so she couldn't see the performance.More importantly, if Yoyo appeared on the stage and the phone rang suddenly... Oh my god, it would kill someone! The two hurriedly fumbled on Yoyo's body, but there were too many clothes and the belt was so tight that they couldn't get out the phone anyway. The Thunderbolt Immortal on the stage told the black girl: "Remember, the spell can only be maintained until the time of day. You must leave before the time comes, otherwise you will return to your original shape." "I remember!" Heimei finished the last line and stepped off the stage from behind the big screen.The immortal began to chant mantras and practices, and it was time for Yoyo to appear. "Mommy, mommy, boom, wind, fire, thunder and lightning!" There was a burst of lightning and thunder on the stage. According to the plot, Yoyo should appear from behind the big screen at this time, but she was still looking for a phone with Guan Gu in the background.Thunderbolt Daxian made a few movements on the stage, turned around a few times, and roared again: "Mommy, Mommy, boom again!" There was lightning and thunder again, and Yoyo still didn't come out.After a few back and forth, the actor who played the Thunderbolt Great Immortal exhausted all his tricks on stage, and was so angry that he screamed: "My mommy, mommy, bomb you to death!..." "Grandma, what are you still dawdling about? That buddy on stage is going crazy!" The director was so angry that the three corpses jumped up and down, he went to the side screen to find Yoyo, stepped forward, pulled her and pushed her onto the stage.Youyou lied that she didn't clamp the microphone properly, the director hurriedly asked the staff to help her add another one, and kept urging: "Hurry up, it's too late!" Guan Gu reminded from the side: "If the two microphones are too close, there will be interference." "Then clamp it down a bit! That's double insurance!" The director ordered, and the staff pinned the new microphone to Yoyo's waist, right where she hid her cell phone. "Director, I want to tell you something..." Youyou still wanted to delay, but was pushed behind the big screen on the stage by the director. The Thunderbolt Immortal was sweating, and half of the makeup on his face was worn away. He rubbed his hands, stamped his feet, and shouted viciously at the screen: "Grandpa, my mana is exhausted, but you can conjure it!" Thunder and lightning flashed, and the gorgeously dressed Yoyo flashed out from behind the screen, entered the scene in a second, turned around excitedly, and exclaimed: "Oh my god, this dress is so beautiful, Daxian, thank you!" The fairy glared at her, and replied angrily: "I thank you... the whole family." "Oh, Daxian, this dress is a little too small, it doesn't fit well, why don't you let me go down and change it?" Youyou pretended to be surprised, and made excuses to slip away.The god was furious, and even burst out with foul language: "Nimma, are you still going to the garden party?" Youyou agreed: "Go! Of course! But there is no pumpkin sedan chair yet. I will go to the backyard to pick a pumpkin." Turn around and have to step down.The Great Immortal Thunderbolt stopped her in front of her, wow-wow-wow, still reciting the Beijing opera dialect: "Stop! Don't toss about. No need for a sedan chair, I'll take you to the prince's mansion right now." With a snap of fingers, lightning The stage is illuminated, the scene changes, and the palace room becomes a garden party! Go, Luhua!You've... There's no turning back. All hope can only be pinned on Guan Gu.Guan Gu hurried to the backstage, found Zi Qiao, and hurriedly urged him: "Zi Qiao! Lend me your phone, hurry up!" Zi Qiao took out her mobile phone and handed it to him, and asked strangely, "Why are you panicking, is there a bomb?!" You are right, the bomb is on Yoyo!Before he had time to explain to him, Guan Gu immediately called Yifei. "Can Yifei hear you? I'm Guan Gu! I have something urgent to tell you..." Yifei heard Guan Gu's voice, and immediately interrupted him: "Just right! I have something urgent to tell you. This driver doesn't know the way. I told him that the entrance of the theater is a one-way street, but he didn't believe it! You come and tell him. .” After speaking, he handed the phone to the driver. Guan Gu was at a loss for words into the microphone: "Don't, listen to me first... Master driver, yes, that road is indeed a one-way street, you have to turn right first on the previous road, and then turn left. Turn left again. No! It’s right, left, left, not left, right. Oh, it’s not important, give the phone back to that lady! One fee, one fee! Forget about the one-way street, let me finish my sentence.” Yifei took back the phone, chatted with the driver, and suddenly laughed: "Haha, Guan Gu, the driver said that your Chongming accent is not authentic, so you tell him where you are from." The phone was handed over to the driver again, Guan Gu was so anxious that he kept calling into the phone: "Yifei! Yifei! Yifei! Yifei! Yifei!" , I stopped talking nonsense and asked Guan Gu to say something quickly. The more anxious Guan Gu became, the more he couldn't explain clearly: "Listen, the situation is very urgent, and this matter is related to Yoyo's career! The thing is like this, before the performance, I was backstage with Yoyo, didn't you call me, and Yoyo asked You call me after you arrive at the theater, and then I come out to deliver the tickets to you, but..." Without mentioning a word of the key content, Yifei's cell phone was powered off, leaving only the busy tone of "beep beep". Zi Qiao couldn't help asking, "What exactly do you want to say?" Guan Gu told him nonchalantly: "I want to tell Yifei not to call me! Because my phone is in Yoyo's costume, and she brought it to the stage!" It turns out that it can be said clearly in one sentence!Now that it's over, even if Yifei's cell phone is dead, maybe she will borrow someone else's phone to call?Ziqiao suggested that he stop Yifei at the entrance of the theater and give her a ticket before she calls, and Yoyo will be safe. Guan Gu was overjoyed: "That makes sense, then you can go with me." Zi Qiao shook her head: "No, I have to wait. I have to send flowers after the second act. My sister who is about to hit a home run. I will show you the one who plays the court lady." Four court ladies in Beijing opera costumes came out from the backstage, their bodies and dresses were exactly the same, how could it be clear which one was Qingqing!Zi Qiao was dumbfounded, and murmured, "Ah, I can't tell the difference..." There was a loud shout on the stage: three-a-brother-here! The music sounded, and the third elder brother dressed in fine clothes walked out imposingly, with eunuchs and court ladies behind him in an endless stream. In the auditorium, Zhang Wei said to Aaron beside him: "The lead actor is my best buddy, I can cover him, and I can take you backstage later and ask for the protagonist's autograph." Seeing that Aaron ignored him, he emphasized: " I mean it!" Aaron said blankly, "I know, but I'm not interested." Zhang Wei begged him: "Maybe Weiwei is interested, tell her for me. Please." Aaron turned his head impatiently and passed a message to Adong: "Zhang Wei said that he can take Weiwei to the backstage to ask for the protagonist's autograph." " Ah Qiang then sent a message to Weiwei: "Zhang Wei said he has a backer, and asked if you want his autograph." A good sentence, passed on by three people, has already changed beyond recognition.After hearing this, Weiwei frowned and replied, "Why do you want his signature? It's inexplicable." Ah Qiang received the reply and sent it back to A Dong: "Wei Wei said that Zhang Wei is confused, who wants his autograph." Ah Dong passed it on to A Qiang: "Wei Wei said whoever wants Zhang Wei's autograph is an idiot. "Aaron said "Oh", then turned to Zhang Wei and said, "Wei Wei said you are brainless." Zhang Wei really wants to cry but has no tears. Hearing Ziqiao's suggestion, Guan Gu stood at the entrance of the theater with the ticket and waited for Yifei, feeling anxious and unconsciously shaking his legs.The scalper next to him thought he was a colleague, and came over to talk to him: "It's all over, it's useless to be anxious, if you can't sell it for a few dollars, just tear it up. New here, right? I haven't seen you before." Guan Gu didn't understand what he was talking about, and asked blankly: "Then you are..." The scalper laughed and said, "I'm Hongkou Ah San! You came here to snatch business without even knowing me? You're savage. Oh, I can tell, you're from Chongming!" How could Guan Gu care about him, he kept looking at the intersection in front of him, and then replied: "No... I'm waiting for my friend here." The scalper thought that he was thin-skinned and refused to admit it, so he smiled and said to himself: "I didn't say I wouldn't let you sell it. Anyway, I'm doing a good job today. I met a Hong Kong city in front of me, 20 I received it for RMB 588, and I gave him three tickets for RMB 588. However, this level of 'punching' is not something you can encounter every day, so you have to be quick, and the tickets will be worthless when the game starts. Like now, at most Five dollars a piece." Hearing this, Guan Gu was dissatisfied: "Nani, why is the ticket only worth five yuan when my girlfriend just came on stage?" They are all family members, and the scalper felt a little closer to Guan Gu: "Your girlfriend is an actress, and my wife is still acting as a court lady! She is doing free tickets, and I am piling. We are the famous Condor Heroes in the drama circle! " A couple came over, the scalper stopped talking to Guan Gu, and leaned over to solicit business: "Tickets need to be cut? The last one, 100 yuan!" Zhiming's talk show has been going on for a long time, 100 yuan is too expensive, the scalper readily gave him a discount, five yuan, the last one, don't want it for nothing.But how can a couple get in with one ticket?Seeing that Guan Gu also had a ticket in his hand, Zhiming thought he was also a scalper, so he took out five yuan and handed it to him in exchange for his ticket. "I won't sell it! You are too disruptive to the market." Guan Gu snatched back the ticket angrily, the scalper blamed him for being new and confused about the rules.Guan Gu said seriously: "Brother, I don't care what the rules are. You must know that your lover is also acting in it, but you are here to destroy the market. Have you considered her feelings? My girlfriend rehearses every day for this play, Reciting lyrics all night, no matter how ugly it is, I can't ignore her labor." The scalper looked indifferent: "But my wife has never rehearsed, and she doesn't even have a single line." Zhiming raised it to 10 yuan, and asked for Guan Gu's ticket, but Guan Gu refused to sell it, and he kept talking, and heard someone shouting from a distance, the police are here, the police are here.The scalper immediately ran away when he heard the shout, and Guan Gu was still entangled with Zhiming: "Believe me, you will never see such a performance with 10 yuan..." The policeman walked behind Guan Gu and looked at him seriously. Guan Gu turned around and looked at the policeman inexplicably.The piling driver still has such an accent?The police were stunned and asked what they were doing.Guan Gu became nervous and began to speak incoherently again: "Comrade policeman, it's like this. These two want to buy my ticket, but they are only willing to offer 10 yuan. I told them that this is an act of destroying the market. If everyone buys the ticket Price tickets, who will buy real tickets in the future? If the box office has no income, who will still perform dramas!" This ticket dealer is too courageous, openly discussing the market with the police?The policeman asked coldly, "Then how much do you think this ticket is worth?" Guan Gu replied proudly: "At least 180 yuan, plus my girlfriend's star effect, plus another 20 yuan. You don't understand, the value behind it is hard to describe." "I don't quite understand, how about this, you go back to the police station with me, have a cup of tea and explain slowly!" The policeman twisted Guan Gu into the police car, Guan Gu realized that something was wrong, and hurriedly shouted: "Police station? But I want to wait here for my friends, I want tickets... What are you doing? Misunderstood! Ya Miedie! Really... If you don't wait, people will cause trouble...Listen to me..." The police car had just started, Guan Gu saw Yifei getting off the car at the entrance of the theater, and was so anxious that he slapped the window and shouted, but unfortunately Yifei didn't hear it, and the police car sped away.Seeing that Guan Gu wasn't waiting for her at the door, Yifei went up to the couple to borrow a mobile phone and dialed Guan Gu's number... The play has reached its climax. Lu Hua and San Age had a great time meeting each other, and they were inseparable on stage. "Girl, Xiao Wang met you for the first time, why do you always feel that you have known each other?" "Third Master was joking. Luhua grew up outside the Great Wall since she was a child. This is the first time she has come to the capital." The third master smiled heartily: "I see. Raise your head and let me see." Youyou raised her head shyly, looking at the third master affectionately... At this time, Yifei's phone was dialed, and the phone on Yoyo's waist rang "My heart will go on", and it rang through the microphone.The audience was in an uproar, and the director was even more shocked. He picked up the walkie-talkie and scolded: "Sound engineer, are you dead?" The sound engineer said it was the sound of the stage microphone and had nothing to do with him. The actors on the stage panicked even more, and the third master pretended to be calm and asked: "Who is singing? Who of you...can you explain to me?" Youyou became nervous, and even spoke Cantonese: "I ...I don't know..." Everyone shook their heads together, and the audience was silent, and the audience began to whisper.Youyou was eager to get wise, and began to compose lines: "Don't disturb, don't you think this song...is quite in line with the mood at the moment?" "Is it...?!" The third master had no choice but to pick up the quarrel, following along with the nonsense, "But among the big ones, it's never been seen before." Youyou smiled and continued talking: "The third master doesn't know. Although this song rarely appears in the Forbidden City, my daughter is from the frontier fortress, so I have heard of it a little bit. It is said that this is a great poet in the Western Regions—— Celine Di What Weng did. It sings the praises of the pure love between people that puts aside the world and crosses classes." "If that's the case, it would be great." The third master finally regained his composure, and said in his heart, the words are for you, but after a while, the two of you will be dancing the court dance together?This tune... I'm afraid it's a bit inconsistent. Youyou replied: "Third Master, relax, can you make it up for a while, you and I will dance to this song, and I will not be in vain." It means that things are like this, what else do you want?Let’s just dance, what’s not dancing!The third master secretly bared his teeth at her, and glanced at the "officials and maids", implying that everyone has never rehearsed any Western Region dance, how can there be so many people dancing? Youyou recalled the classic scene of "Titanic", and said on a whim: "Everyone is like me, close your eyes and open your arms naturally. Third Master, please support me from behind. Follow the rhythm, twist, twist, twist Ah twist! Yes! Very good! Imagine yourself sitting in a plane, no, flying in the clouds and wind with singing..." The stage was calm and breezy, the third master supported the waist of the reed flower, and the courtiers also supported the waist of the court lady, all in the shape of Jack and Rose, dancing gracefully to the melodious music of My heart will go on. "Wow! It's so romantic. I just like this kind of post-modern feeling." Meijia stared straight at the audience, eating popcorn at the same time.The two little girls beside her looked at her with mournful faces, and Meijia unconsciously took the popcorn in their bucket and watched the performance on stage with ecstasy. "The person you dialed didn't answer..." No one answered the phone, so Yifei hung up and returned the phone to Zhiming and Chunjiao. The background music of the garden party on the stage stopped abruptly, and everyone stood like clay sculptures and wood carvings, and the scene was silent again. The third master looked around and asked hesitantly, "Huh? Then why don't the poets from the Western Regions sing anymore?" Thank goodness... Youyou was relieved, and explained: "It was probably captured by the imperial guards. After all, it is the style of the Western Regions, and it is still slightly inconsistent with the ideology of my Chinese dynasty." Now that I'm not singing anymore, let's continue to visit the garden.The drama finally returned to the original track, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief. The court music sounded, the dancers danced, and everyone was singing and dancing. At first, the audience woke up a little sleepy and cheered up by relying on that impromptu change, but now it has become the same old style, just like the annual Spring Festival Gala show, which is smelly and long, and the audience boos everywhere.Meijia and Zeng Xiaoxian yelled that they were bored, anyway, they watched half of the show and drank a few bottles of Coke, so they just went to the bathroom, and they got up and left their seats. There are not a few people who think like them. There is a long queue in front of the women's toilet, but the door of the men's toilet is empty.Meijia couldn't help complaining: "Why do we keep encountering unfair things today. Compared with children, I have no advantage, but compared with men, I have to suffer. I don't accept it. Teacher Zeng, you stand in line with me!" Fortunately, you can figure it out, of course Zeng Xiaoxian refused to agree, Meijia begged him softly, Zeng Xiaoxian had no choice but to agree to go to a tuba and wait for her to come out.Virgo old cleanliness like Zeng Xiaoxian never used public toilets, but the situation is different now, no matter what, it's better than standing in line at the toilet door, right? After entering the toilet, Zeng Xiaoxian took out a bag of tissues, took out one, and wiped the toilet seat vigorously, dissatisfied, took out another tissue, wiped vigorously, still dissatisfied. Suddenly, I saw a piece of toilet paper protruding from the roll holder next to me. I felt relieved. I took out all the tissues in the bag and wiped them vigorously until the toilet seat was wiped clean. Then I sat down on it with peace of mind, talking to myself proudly : "This is worthy of my king's identity (hun)." For a long time, the line in front of the women's toilet didn't move a few steps forward. Meijia was anxious, stomped her feet and looked around, and found a door not far away, with a sign on it - "Employee Lavatory".Meijia went over quietly, seeing no one around, opened the door and went in. After Zeng Xiaoxian went to the toilet, he whistled happily, took out the roll of paper, and pulled it suddenly, only a small piece of paper was torn off, and the inside was empty! "Your grandma's banana peel, you are teasing me." Zeng Xiaoxian cursed, and hurried to get his own tissue, only to find that the toilet was all used up just now, and now there is only one empty bag. "Is anyone there?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked in all the languages ​​he could speak, but the toilet was empty and no one answered.Take out your phone, but there is no signal at all, so there is no need to be so desperate, right?He suffocates a hero to death with a piss, and today I am a good man with a piece of paper! In desperation, I heard a conversation between two girls outside, probably the women's toilet was broken, and there were so many people waiting for a seat, so I sneaked into the men's toilet for convenience.The two people were afraid of being seen, so they asked softly at the door: "Excuse me, is anyone there?" When the savior came, Zeng Xiaoxian was so happy that he forgot his own situation, and replied loudly: "There is someone! There is someone!" The two girls were shocked, thinking that they would not dare to come in again if they were insane, and left quickly.Zeng Xiaoxian wailed from behind: "Don't go! Come back. Help! No, help!" Finally, the men's room came in again, and the sound sounded like they were washing their hands. Zeng Xiaoxian pinched his nose and pretended to be a woman's voice and asked, "Is there anyone? Can I borrow some paper? I'm dying soon." "Is there any mistake! This is the men's room!" It was the "eyeball" reporter that Zeng Xiaoxian and Meijia met earlier who came in. Hearing a woman's voice from the toilet, he went out to look at the door with uncertainty. Sign, murmured, "...isn't it?" It turned out to be a man, so it would be much easier. Zeng Xiaoxian immediately resumed his male voice, and explained to him that he pretended to be the woman just now, why did he pretend to be a woman in the men's room? Rivers and lakes emergency... Pretend to borrow toilet paper from a woman in the men's room?is it possible?Could it be a pervert?Maybe the man's voice is just pretending.The reporter was full of questions, so Zeng Xiaoxian had no choice but to open the compartment door to reveal half of his body.The reporter caught sight of Zeng Xiaoxian holding a pack of Hushubao in his hand, and asked warily, "What is this? You said it wasn't a pervert!" Zeng Xiaoxian's head is getting bigger, and no matter how he explains it, it doesn't make sense: "Listen to me, a woman came in and gave it to me just now... I'm not a female pervert, I'm a male pervert, no, I'm not a pervert. I just want a piece of toilet paper, really It's killing me!" The reporter stared at him for a few moments, and suddenly asked, "You look familiar, are you that... what host?" "You know me? I'm Zeng Xiaoxian, the radio host." Of course, Zeng Xiaoxian would not let go of any chance to get close. Hearing that the other party was a reporter from "Eyeball Network", he began to make friends with a haha: "Hi! So it's from the media circle. My friend, please give me a piece of toilet paper first." “行——等会儿，拍张照吧。”记者举起照相机，喊一声“茄子”，曾小贤条件反射似的摆了个pose配合。“领导让我来拍照，我还在担心没东西交差呢，幸好碰上你。这新闻比话剧有看点多了。哈哈哈哈，电台主持人曾小贤居然是人妖，哦，不对，人妖是男变女，女变男应该叫——妖人。” 曾小贤急得大叫：“再说一遍！我不是变态！”奈何裤子都没提上，又不能出去跟他理论，只能干瞪眼。记者大笑着扔过来一包纸巾：“有图有真相，留给网友去讨论吧。接着，你的稿费。” 志明与春娇沿着剧院逛了一圈儿回来，发现一菲还在门口等人，正好自己只有一张票，索性就送给了她。一菲千恩万谢，拿过票，终于进场，一看，话剧已经演了一大半，都快要剧终了！ 台上三爷搂着芦花，卿卿我我地说着情话。 “芦花姑娘，小王一直想问你，你幸福吗？” “我姓毛。” “你满足吗？” “我娘是满族的，我爹是兽族的。” 天地人和，至福恒昌，夜半，子时！打更人远远的一嗓子，惊醒了芦花的美梦，悠悠马上从三爷怀里挣脱出来，满脸喜悦：“呀！时间到啦，终于可以脱衣服啦！……三爷保重，我先走了，后会有期。” 悠悠匆匆奔下场，忧伤的背景音乐响起，三爷一愣，想起剧情，无比惆怅地念着佳人芳名：“芦花！芦花！” 回到化妆间，悠悠宽衣解带，终于从内衣里拽出手机，恨道：“孽畜！可把我害苦了！”一声门响，悠悠赶紧转身把手机藏在身后，黑妹走了进来，得意扬扬地说：“好啊，就知道是你的手机。是你把手机带上台了！” 悠悠假装听不懂：“什……什么手机？哪有什么手机？”趁她不注意，偷偷地把手机丢进一旁脱下的长筒鞋里。 黑妹得理不饶人，一口怨气终于找到发泄点：“我刚才就看出来了，还说找麦克风，明明就是找手机。闯祸了吧。我告诉导演去，明天开始，你就等着演变身前吧！” 悠悠扔了赃物，哪里还怕她，镇定自若地回她：“不知道你在说什么，莫名其妙。” “证据就在你背后，把手伸出来我看！”说着，黑妹去拉悠悠的手，发现她两只手都是空的，自言自语道：“不对啊，我刚才明明看到的……” 正闹着，导演急匆匆地跑进来，嘴里喊着：“鞋子，鞋子！” “什么鞋子？”悠悠不明所以。 导演没好气地冲她怒吼：“你的鞋子啊，忘啦！下场的时候要留只鞋子在台上啊！不然王子凭什么找到你！闪开！”说完，看见悠悠脱在地上的鞋子，拿了一只就冲了出去，正好就是悠悠藏手机的那只…… 台上三爷少了道具，不知道该怎么往下演，背着手，转着圈儿，又开始胡编乱造：“芦花呀，你走得也太急了吧，难道就不能给本王留下点儿线索……比如，一只鞋子啥的？！没猜错的话，这一带应该有只鞋子的呀！”导演从侧幕把鞋子扔上台来，三爷如释重负，差点儿笑出声：“我说的吧！果然有只鞋子的喏！” 一菲进了剧场，随便找后排位子坐下，问身边的黄牛演到哪儿了。黄牛玩着手机游戏，漫不经心地回答：“接下去，三阿哥要拿着鞋子去找芦花，然后幸福地生活在一起。这种剧情还用问？” 快演完啦？居然全错过了！一菲气不打一处来，借了黄牛的手机打电话给关谷。 台上三爷捧着鞋子，睹物思人，正情思缠绵：“看这精美的鞋，伴着淡淡的幽香，只有这般小巧玲珑，才配得上芦花的绝世倾城……”突然舞台上又响起My heart will go on的音乐。三爷一哆嗦，差点儿没把手里的鞋子扔出去，观众哗然，又是笑又是起哄。 “音响师！这次又是他妈怎么啦！这剧场闹鬼吗？”导演气得对着对讲机狂吼。悠悠在一边主动请缨：“导演，让我上吧！总不能让他一个人站着吧，让我去救场。” 导演看看她，摇摇头：“你别添乱了！我知道你刚才随机应变得很好，但你现在出场算哪一出啊？” 悠悠劝他：“救场如救火，戏乱一点儿，还可以圆，但是给观众看出事故，就太没有专业精神了。放心，唐氏表演法！Show time！”说完，单脚跳上台，一把抢过鞋子，背到身后，伸进去按掉手机。 台下，一菲的手机断掉，抬头一看，咦？悠悠怎么又出来了？ 三爷同样惊诧，结结巴巴地问：“芦……芦花姑娘，你怎么又回来了？” “三爷别紧张，小女只是来拿回鞋子。”悠悠敷衍着，拿起鞋子就要走。 “站住！”三爷一声断喝，心说，我巴巴地在台上转悠了十几圈胡话说尽，总算盼来个鞋子解围，你现在又把鞋子拿走，这算什么！想着，嘴里有一搭没一搭地说着，又把鞋子抢了过来：“我觉得……接下来应该是这样的。本王派手下拿着你的鞋子，挨家挨户地找你……会比较好。所以，你还是把鞋子留下吧。” 悠悠这才反应过来，自己把鞋子拿走，三爷的戏可不就演不下去了吗？三爷看她犹豫，怕她又生古怪，不住地催她快走。 “还是不行。鞋子你不能留下。”想起鞋子里的定时炸弹，悠悠顾不得那么多，笑道：“你要它不就是为了找我吗？现在我都站这儿啦！我知道三爷有话要说，既然来都来了，您就说吧。” 现在说了，下一幕说什么？ !还让不让人活啦？ !三爷瞪大眼睛看着悠悠，不知道她葫芦里到底卖的什么药。悠悠趁机又抢过鞋子往台下溜：“我给您换一只去。” “放下！”三爷大吼一声，也抓住鞋子，一人一头地拉锯，两个人嘴里都开始胡说八道，一个比一个不靠谱。 悠悠：“听我一句，别纠结这只鞋了。” 三爷：“这是唯一的线索，你给我留条活路吧。” 悠悠：“给我啦！不然等会塞外民谣又唱了怎么办？！” ... 台下观众更不明白这是唱的哪出了，跟着两个人的动作来回转头。一菲看得目瞪口呆，问黄牛：“这剧情和你说的不太一样嘛。”黄牛莫名其妙地直挠头，天知道这是怎么回事！ 台上两人继续拉扯，鞋子扯坏，手机掉了出来，落到舞台上。三爷这才明白悠悠死活要抢鞋子的原因，可戏还得唱下去啊？只好打着官腔问：“这……是什么？” 悠悠愣住，脑子里一片空白：“这是……一块砖头。” “为何你的鞋里有块砖头？”好你个悠悠，害我在台上出丑，我倒要看看你怎么下台！三爷举起手机，问，“本王着实好奇，也请姑娘顺道给在场的众爱卿解释一下，这块'砖头'为何还会发光！” “好吧，我坦白……”悠悠顿了顿，接着说，“这个东西，叫做电话，是我专程献给三爷的宝物。” 三爷斥道：“大清王朝有这宝物？本王前所未见！” 悠悠一脸严肃地说：“可我见过！因为……我是穿越回来的！” 全场哗然，不是童话剧吗？怎么变穿越剧了？笑的，闹的，乱糟糟一片。一菲抢过黄牛的电话，又开始打关谷电话。关谷！你老婆疯了，快接电话呀！ 台上My heart will go on的音乐再次响起，悠悠已经明显不再慌乱，反倒镇定地说：“三爷，如果您不信，小女这就给您演示如何把玩这件宝物。”说罢，接起电话，连珠炮似的对着话筒说：“紫禁城移动友情提示：您所拨打的用户已经穿越，漫游穿越业务尚未开通……请你不要再打来了！” 电话挂掉，一菲看看台上，看看手机，惊呆了。全场肃静，不知道哪个缺心眼的带头，忽地爆发出雷鸣般的掌声。 爆米花柜台那里，美嘉还在不停地摆弄着爆米花机，拿着说明书，边念边操作：“先按动保温照明开关——加入适当原料。苞谷，有了，香油，有了，糖，有了，旋转加热按钮，耐心等待！……可怎么还是没动静啊？小爆爆你睡着啦！这样一点儿都不好玩嘛。” 爆米花机一点儿动静都没有，美嘉忍不住不耐烦地拍打着机器。Grace过来了，见有人在自己岗位上，奇怪地问：“哎，你是谁？我怎么没见过你？” 美嘉见她也穿着小马褂，显然是这里的员工，撒谎说自己是新来的：“他们说管爆米花的Grace擅自离岗，让我临时来顶一下。刚才经理还到处找她呢。” Grace更奇怪了，说：“我就是Grace啊。刚刚不就是上了个厕所而已嘛。” Yeah?美嘉怀疑地看着她，心说，姐姐，你也不想想，我在这捣鼓这个破机器都起码半小时了，你上哪门子厕所要那……么久？ ! 事到如此，Grace只好承认自己是溜进去看话剧了。美嘉才懒得管她去哪儿了，只要能告诉她怎么让爆米花机动起来就行了。 Grace提醒她：“是不是没插电？” 美嘉低头一看，果然没插，怪不得呢！Grace叮嘱她一次别放太多原料，最多800克，说完又跑进剧场看戏去了。 她怎么知道美嘉的算数天生那么好呢，刚才一次放了半斤，放了16次，是多少来着？一七得七，二七四十八……哪里还算得清楚。管他呢，应该差不多吧，插了电再说。 小爆爆终于醒啦！爆米花陆续爆出，美嘉很开心，拿了就往嘴里塞，果然香甜可口啊，自己做的，就是不一样。原料放得太多，机器吐爆米花的速度越来越快，跟打机关枪似的突突突往外冒。美嘉用手接，用盆装，用嘴巴吃，怎么都忙不过来，狼狈地喊着：“大哥，你慢点啊！慢点啊！” “眼球网”的记者到了化妆间，随手把相机放在桌上，背对着门口正跟主编打电话：“主编啊，是我。我正在后台……还没结束呢。您就别让我做访问了，这剧真的很无聊，不过您放心，我刚找到了明天社会版的大看点，我在厕所抓拍到一个变态。还是个主持人……您可能不认识，不过我有照片。咱们还可以起一个劲爆点的标题……” 曾小贤跟着他进来，躲在一旁，瞄到桌子上的照相机，拿了顶宫女帽子遮着脸过去，拿了照相机就跑。 曾小贤边走边翻相机，可怎么也找不到相机的删除键在哪里。子乔看到他那装备，只当他也冒充记者把妹，一看照片就不怀好意地笑起来：“哟呵，这张自拍挺别致啊。” 曾小贤顾不上臭美，问子乔怎么删照片。子乔笑道：“你好歹也是个媒体人，你都不会玩，我还能会吗？要不然我怎么能当文字记者呢？” 话剧还在继续，悠悠耐心地给三爷解释：“三爷请息怒，之前我一直瞒着您，是怕您接受不了。毕竟您生活在一个愚昧封建的年代，不像我们那儿，科技昌明，百花齐放。这个电话就是证明，大家说对不对？” 台下观众齐刷刷地回答：“对！”神了，话剧还演出互动来了。 三爷已经被她雷得无力吐槽，呻吟着：“这宝物这么贵重，你送给我干吗？” 悠悠抬头看了三爷一眼，羞答答地说：“在我们那个时代，如果一个男孩对女孩有好感，就会对她说，'留个电话给我吧'。现在我都主动留给您了，您还不明白吗？” 留电话留电话，敢情就是这么来的啊？三爷惊得嘴张大成O形，不知道怎么接茬。台下观众倒恍然大悟地“哦”！演三爷的演员快要崩溃了，抱着头蹲到地上喊救命：“救命啊！你该回哪儿去回哪儿去吧。求你了！” 悠悠越编越上瘾：“你知道吗？我就是那个能成就你的女人啊。” 三爷痛苦地扯着头发：“成就我什么，我快疯了，明天就出家。”悠悠过去扶着他站起来，朗声道：“不要啊！您是要做太子的人，大清朝会在您的统治下走向盛世！虽然几百年后，辛亥革命会把中国历史上最后一个封建王朝送进坟墓，但这——和您没关系。我们的历史书上已经写了，您会和其他的八个兄弟展开惨烈的皇位争夺战！” 三爷开始捶胸顿足：“姑奶奶，我哪儿来的八个兄弟？” 悠悠肯定地说：“有的，好几个还在民间，你皇阿玛还没找到。有一个叫还珠阿哥的对你威胁很大！”三爷惨叫一声，再也无法忍受，奔跑着下台。悠悠愣住，忽然转身对着观众：“欲知后事如何，请看下一场：《九子夺嫡》！” 台下观众也愣住了，待到反应过来，有人开始鼓掌，慢慢地，掌声越来越响，此起彼伏，连绵不绝，悠悠不得不和众演员一次次地出场谢幕。导演也慌慌张张上台鞠躬，想要解释：“各位观众，实在是不好意思，今天的戏出了很多意外……” 台下观众齐声叫好，导演原先的半句话咽了下去，憋出一句：“谢……谢……谢谢大家！” 悠悠人来疯，对着台下喊：“看了今天的演出，大家幸福不幸福？” 观众齐喊：“幸福！” 导演也疯了，大叫：“满足不满足？” 观众喊得更大声：“满足！” 导演灵机一动，乐呵呵地宣布：“那好！请关注《三顾毛芦》第二场——《九子夺嫡》！” 悠悠无意中又创造了历史，话剧界出现了新剧种，叫做——连续剧！ 曾小贤还在和子乔摆弄相机，导演跑来，以为他是拍照的记者，拉着就往舞台上跑。曾小贤不停地解释自己真不是什么记者，导演也不肯相信。 悠悠看到他，好奇地问：“曾老师？怎么是你？” 曾小贤苦笑着：“说来话长。你知道这玩意儿怎么用吗？” 拍照，不就是按快门嘛。大家都站好了，曾小贤只好装模作样地拍照。一二三，茄子！大家摆出笑脸，小贤按下快门，没反应。 好半天，导演才问：“拍好了吗？刚才好像没听到快门声啊，要不再来一张？” 曾小贤端起相机对着大家，不耐烦地喊道：“一二三，咔嚓。行了！” 导演听着快门声好像是从他嘴里发出来的，走过去一翻相机，什么都没有。曾小贤耍赖，说自己拍了，是导演自己删掉的。导演梗着脖子跟他争辩：“删除键明明在这儿，我什么时候按过了？” 恩人啊！曾小贤果断删掉了自己那张猥琐照，正巧“眼球网”记者也追了过来：“死变态！把照相机还给我！”一个追，一个跑，满场绕着圈儿。 “骗子！”子乔莫名其妙又挨了一个耳光，定睛一看，那个琴琴正怒气冲天地站在面前，“刚才说好采访我的，为什么又去找她？” 子乔无辜地说：“都说了我弄错了，我已经道过歉啦，而且你刚才已经打过我啦。”他真的没搞清楚，刚才打他的是晴晴，现在打他的是琴琴，而他准备要采访的那个宫女，叫芹芹。泡个妞而已，用得着那么艰难吗？高考语文也不过如此啊！ 曾小贤跑进化妆室，急急忙忙地把手里的相机塞给他：“子乔，子乔！有个记者在追杀我，恐怕我没机会当面还给他了，你帮我转交一下哦。” 子乔看着相机，淫荡一笑，利器啊！ 子乔拿着相机，来到一浓妆宫女面前，说：“芹芹，废话不多说我们开始专访吧。相机我都准备好了。”谁知道这回站在他面前的不是芹芹，而是勤勤，勤劳的勤！ God!乱箭射死我吧！子乔的脑子都快被搅成豆腐花了，横下一条心：“听着，不管你是晴晴、琴琴、芹芹，还是勤勤，我今天要专访的就是你，没错了！赶紧找个人少的地方，然后卸了妆，我们聊聊怎么捧红你吧。” 勤勤接过花，显然十分高兴，黄牛不知道什么时候走到子乔身后，不阴不阳地说：“不如也和我聊聊吧？” 勤勤上去挽住黄牛的胳膊，撒娇说：“老公，这位记者想要捧红我唉。” 黄牛皮笑肉不笑地看着子乔：“我们是神雕侠侣，要红一起红，不单卖。晴晴、琴琴、芹芹都和我说了，这儿有个假记者调戏我们家勤勤。” 子乔不得不服：“这都分得出，有窍门的吧？还是你练过透视眼？” 黄牛双手握拳，捏得骨节咔咔作响，凶巴巴地说：“我练过铁砂掌。”子乔被打得哇呀乱叫，一边还喊：“喂！别打脸，别扯我相机！”