Chapter 5 The Fourth Annoying Zhu Bajie

Tian Sisi saw that the bridegroom was Mr. Ge, she could not help but slid down the stool slowly, she couldn't even sit still, her teeth were chattering. She felt like a pig sent to her door to be slaughtered. They have prepared everything, even the bridal chamber with dragon and phoenix candles, even the guests and the groom are all ready, just waiting for her to deliver the bait herself. She wanted to cry, but couldn't, and wanted to scream, but couldn't. Mr. Ge looked at her quietly, and said slowly: "I have asked you three times, when are you going to get married, but you didn't say anything. Since you can't decide, you have to let me decide."

Tian Sisi said: "I...I don't..." The voice rolled in her throat, but she couldn't speak it out. Mr. Ge said: "Our marriage this time is not only justified, but also a formal marriage by a bright matchmaker." The old man smiled and said, "That's right, I'm a big matchmaker." The two women giggled and said, "We are Xi Niang." Mr. Ge said: "Everyone here is a witness, no one has anything to say about this kind of marriage." Tian Sisi's whole body seemed to be paralyzed, and she didn't even have the strength to escape.

Even if you can escape, what's the use? Anyway, she couldn't escape Mr. Ge's palm. "But did I just get sent into the bridal chamber by him?" With a bang, she fell off the stool and fell to the ground. Suddenly someone said: "Although others have nothing to say about this marriage, I have something to say." The speaker was a short and fat young man with a round face, a pair of thin and long eyes, high and wide forehead, and the distance between the two eyebrows was almost twice as wide as others. He had a huge mouth and an even bigger head, making him look almost grotesque.

But his expression was very calm and calm, even a little chic, sitting alone on the table on the right, holding a wine glass in his left hand and a jug in his right. The wine glasses are huge. But he took one drink at a time, drinking faster than he poured, and he didn't know how many glasses he had drunk. The strange thing is that no one else saw such a person in the room just now. No one saw when the man entered the room or sat down. Everyone was surprised to see such a person in the room suddenly. Only Mr. Ge, still expressionless on his face, said indifferently: "Do you have anything to say about this marriage?"

The boy sighed and said: "I didn't want to say it, but it's a pity that I have to." Mr. Ge said, "Say what?" The young man said: "This marriage is indeed full of everything, only one thing is wrong." Mr. Ge said: "What's wrong?" The young man said: "The bride should be her, and the groom should not be you." Mr. Ge said: "It shouldn't be me, who should it be?" The young man pointed to his nose with the mouth of the jug, and said, "It's me." "The groom should be him? Who is he?" Tian Sisi was already paralyzed on the ground, but she raised her head when she heard this sentence.

The dumpy boy was looking at her too, and smiling at her. Tian Sisi didn't recognize this person at first, but she felt a little familiar. The boy continued slowly: "My surname is Yang, my name is Yang Fan, Mu Yi Yang, an ordinary Fan." He seemed to be an ordinary man indeed, only fatter than the other young men. Apart from being fat, he doesn't seem to have anything better than others. But the name "Yang Fan" surprised Tian Sisi again. He suddenly remembered this person. She hid in the flower forest last night and saw that the little fat man following her father was him.

He is the son of Mr. Yang Sanye of Daming Mansion, the monster that Tian Sisi often hears about. It is said that he was sober one day in ten days. When he was sober, he lived in a monk's temple, and when he was drunk, he lived in a brothel. He can stay anywhere, but he can't stay at home. It is said that from the time he can walk, it is very difficult for Mr. Yang to see his people. It is said that he has done all kinds of weird things, but he has never done a serious thing. Tian Sisi still couldn't figure out why her father betrothed her to such a monster. She never thought that this monster would suddenly appear here.

Mr. Ge obviously also regarded this man as a monster, stared at him carefully for a long time, and suddenly smiled. This was the first time Tian Sisi saw him smile. She could never imagine what it was like when he laughed, and she even thought he couldn't laugh at all. But now she did see him smiling. Sure enough, there was a smile on that gloomy, cold face, it seemed really indescribably weird and terrifying. Seeing his smile, Tian Sisi couldn't help shivering coldly, as if seeing a smile suddenly appear on the face of a dead person. He said with a smile: "So you also want to be the bridegroom?"

Yang Fan said lightly: "I don't want to come to be the bridegroom, it's just that I have to come." Mr. Ge said: "I have to come? Is someone behind you forcing you with a knife?" Yang Fan sighed, and said, "A person can't watch his wife become someone else's bride." Mr. Ge said, "Is she your wife?" Yang Fan said: "Although it is not yet, it is almost the same." Mr. Ge said coldly: "I only know that she promised to marry me." Yang Fan said: "Even if she really agrees to you, it's useless." Mr. Ge said: "It's useless?"

Yang Fan said: "It's useless at all, because her father has already betrothed her to me, not only her parents' orders, but also the matchmaker's words, it is really justified, no one has anything to say." Mr. Ge was silent for a long time before he said slowly: "If you don't want to marry her, it seems that there is only one way." Yang Fan said: "There is no way." Mr. Ge said: "Yes, a dead man cannot marry a wife." Yang Fan smiled, and this was the first time Tian Sisi saw him smile. His face seemed to be a little special, a little strange, especially there seemed to be an indescribably frightening light in those thin and long eyes, which made this short, fat, and ordinary person look a little bit strange. His extraordinary style also makes people dare not despise him.

It was for this reason that no one in the house did anything to drive him out. But when he smiled, he changed, became very kind and human, and even his round and chubby face seemed to become much prettier. Even people who hated him very much, seeing his smile, would feel that this person is not that annoying anymore, and even couldn't help but want to get close to him. Tian Sisi suddenly wanted him to run fast, the faster the better, and the farther the better. She suddenly didn't want to see this man die at the hands of Mr. Ge. Because she knew that Mr. Ge's martial arts were terrible, and this little fat man smiled so cutely, she didn't want to see blood flow from his smile lines, dyeing his smiling face into a grimace. The most frightening thing is that he has seen five people die at the hands of Mr. Ge with his own eyes. All five of them died suddenly, and a hole suddenly appeared on their foreheads. But what method did Mr. Ge use to kill these five people? Killed, but she couldn't even see a shadow. The forehead of this little fat man is very high, so it is easier for Mr. Ge to strike, Tian Sisi can almost imagine the situation of blood flowing from his forehead. Fortunately, Mr. Ge hadn't made a move yet, and was still standing upright without moving. Yang Fan poured another glass of wine, and just after drinking it, he suddenly put the glass on his forehead. Then, I heard the wine glass "ding". Mr. Ge's expression changed immediately. Yang Fan put down the wine glass slowly, looked at it carefully, shook his head slowly, sighed a long time, and murmured: "What a poisonous hidden weapon, so powerful." Tian Sisi was really confused. Could it be that Mr. Ge can release the hidden weapon without a trace without even moving his hands? Could it be that this little fat man can catch his hidden weapon with a small wine glass with a wave of his hand? Mr. Ge's hidden weapon can kill a person in an instant, and can punch a hole in a person's head in an instant. Why can't he even break a small wine glass this time? Tian Si couldn't think clearly, and he didn't believe that this little fat man would have such a great ability. But why did Mr. Ge's face become so ugly? Yang Fan sighed and said again: "Using this kind of hidden weapon to hurt people will at least lose ten years of life. If it were me, I would never use it." Mr. Ge was silent for a long time, and suddenly said: "Have you seen this kind of hidden weapon before?" Yang Fan shook his head and said, "This is the first time in my life." Mr. Ge said: "You are also the first person who can catch a hidden weapon like me." Yang Fan said: "With the first one, there will be the second one, and with the second one, there will be the third one, so this kind of hidden weapon is nothing special, I don't think you need it." Mr. Ge was silent for a long time, and suddenly asked again: "Who is Song Shiniang to you?" Song Shiniang is the number one master of hidden weapons in the world, not only receiving hidden weapons, but also making hidden weapons is the best in the world, and she is also the number one in making hidden weapons. In the minds of Jiang Hu people, Song Shiniang is naturally a first-class big shot, even Tian Sisi is often mentioned by people. If it wasn't because she was a woman, Tian Sisi would inevitably put her on his list, trying to find out if she was his object. Yang Fan shook his head, and said, "It's the first time I've heard this name in my life." Mr. Ge said: "You have never heard of this name, nor have you seen this kind of hidden weapon?" Yang Fan said: "The answer is correct." Mr. Ge said: "But you caught this hidden weapon." Yang Fan smiled and said, "If I hadn't caught it, there would have been a big hole in my head." Mr. Ge stared at him, and suddenly heaved a long sigh, and said, "Can you tell me. How did you catch it?" Yang Fan said: "No." Mr. Ge said: "Can you return this hidden weapon to me?" Yang Fan said: "No." Mr. Ge suddenly sighed again and said, "Can you let me go?" Yang Fan said: "No." He suddenly smiled, and continued: "But if you want to climb out, I have no objection." Mr. Ge didn't say another word. He climbed out. Tian Sisi was dumbfounded. No matter who saw Mr. Ge, he would feel that he was harder than a rock, colder than ice, he was hardly a living person. His face was like it never showed any expression. But when he saw this little fat man, he had all kinds of expressions. Not only did he laugh, but he almost cried. This little fat man is really talented. But Tian Sisi looked left and right, and couldn't see any reason why he had such a great ability. He didn't look like he was much smarter than an idiot. Tian Sisi couldn't see it, and neither could anyone else. Everyone's eyes are staring like eggs.The mouth is wide open as if two eggs could be stuffed in at the same time. Yang Fan poured another glass of wine, and suddenly said with a smile: "Sit down, why stand when you can sit down? Besides, the food and wine are ready-made, so why be polite?" Originally, no matter what he said, others might take him as a fart, but now no matter what he said, it immediately became an order. After he said this, there was no one standing in the room immediately. Tian Sisi was originally sitting, but suddenly stood up and strode out. Yang Fan didn't even look at her, and said leisurely: "Mr. Ge must not have gone far, there is still time to find him." Tian Sisi's feet immediately seemed to be nailed to the ground, she turned her head and stared fiercely at the little fat man. Yang Fan still didn't even look at her, raised his glass and said with a smile: "I don't like drinking alone, why don't you have a few drinks with me?" He only looked up, and the glass of wine was gone immediately. Tian Sisi suddenly turned around, walked in front of him, and said loudly: "Drunkard, why don't you drink from a jug?" Yang Fan said indifferently: "My mouth is too big, but the mouth of this flagon is too small." He intentionally or unintentionally glanced at Tian Sisi's small mouth, then smiled again, and then said: "One big and one small, it's fine to match it." Not worthy." Tian Sisi's face turned red, and she said bitterly: "You don't feel complacent, even if you help me, it's nothing special." Yang Fan said: "You admit that I helped you?" Tian Sisi said: "Hmph!" Yang Fan said, "Then why don't you thank me?" Tian Sisi said: "That's what you wanted, why should I thank you?" Yang Fan smiled and said, "That's right, that's right, I'm just full of food and have nothing to do." Tian Sisi bit her lip, and suddenly said loudly: "No matter what, you don't want me to marry you." Yang Fan said: "Are you really not going to marry?" Tian Sisi said: "Not to marry." Yang Fan said: "Decided not to marry?" Tian Sisi said: "Not to marry." Yang Fan said, "Will you change your mind?" Tian Sisi's voice was louder, and said: "If you say you won't marry, you won't marry, and if you die, you won't marry." Yang Er suddenly stood up, bowed to her respectfully, and said, "Thank you very much, thank you very much." Tian Sisi was startled, and said: "What are you thanking me for?" Yang Fan said: "I not only want to thank you, but also thank God." Tian Sisi said: "What's wrong with you?" Yang Fan said: "I don't have any other problems, I'm just a little suspicious." Tian Sisi asked, "What are you suspicious of?" Yang Fan said: "I suspect that you are going to marry me, so I have been terribly afraid." Tian Sisi cried out and said: "I want to marry you, you are dizzy." Yang Fan smiled and said: "But now I am neither dizzy nor afraid, as long as you don't marry me, other things can be discussed." Tian Sisi said coldly: "I have nothing to discuss with you." Yang Fan said: "If Old Man Tian must force you to marry me?" Tian Si thought for a while and said, "I won't go back." Yang Fan said: "Sooner or later, you will have to go back." Tian Sisi thought about it again, and said, "I want to get married and then go back." Yang Fan clasped his hands and said with a smile: "Good idea, it's really wonderful." He suddenly frowned again, and said: "But who are you going to marry?" Tian Sisi said: "Then you don't care." Yang Fan sighed and said, "I don't want to care, I'm just worried that you won't get married." Tian Sisi yelled again, and said, "I won't be able to get married? Do you think no one wants me anymore? Do you think I'm ugly?" Yang Fan smiled wryly, "Of course you're not ugly, but who can bear your young lady's temper?" Tian Sisi said bitterly: "You don't need to worry about that, there will be people who can bear it." Yang Fan said: "The person who can stand you may not be able to stand him. For example, that Mr. Ge..." Hearing Mr. Ge's name, Tian Sisi's face turned pale. Yang Fan continued leisurely: "In fact, he may not really want to marry you, maybe he has other intentions." Tian Sisi couldn't help asking: "Another intention? What intention?" Yang Fan shook his head, and said: "I don't know what his intentions are, I'm afraid he will dump you after he achieves his goal, and if you come back to marry me at that time, wouldn't it be even worse for me." Tian Sisi's face was flushed with anger again, and she said angrily: "Don't worry, even if I become a nun, I will not marry you." Yang Fan was still shaking his head, and said: "I don't worry, things in the world are hard to say, and anything can happen." Tian Sisi was very angry, and sneered: "Who do you think you are? A handsome man? How do you think I will marry you?" Yang Fan said indifferently: "It doesn't matter whether I'm a handsome man or Zhu Bajie, it doesn't matter at all, I just want to wait until you really get married before you can rest assured." Tian Sisi said: "Okay, I will definitely get married as soon as possible, and I will notify you as soon as possible after I get married." She was almost mad. She should have been the one who was worried, but Zhu Bajie took the airs first. She felt angry when she looked at this man again, and after saying this, she turned her head and left. "Wait a minute." Tian Sisi said: "What are you waiting for? Don't you feel relieved?" Yang Fan said: "I'm really worried, what if you died before you got married?" Tian Sisi said angrily, "What does my life and death have to do with you?" Yang Fan said sternly: "Of course it has something to do. Now you are a member of our Yang family. If you have troubles, I have to solve them for you. If you have any problems, I have to take revenge for you. Wouldn't that be a lot of trouble, I'm always afraid of trouble, how can you make me feel at ease." Tian Sisi's lungs were about to explode, and she sneered, "I can't die." Yang Fan said: "That's not necessarily true, even if you are a young lady with a temper like yours, you won't know it, let alone..." He sighed, and continued: "You still don't know when you will be able to marry someone, However, Old Man Tian may arrest you at any moment, if that happens, will you marry me again?" Tian Sisi yelled: "What do you want to be at ease, just tell me." Yang Fan said: "I do have a way!" Tian Sisi said: "What method?" Yang Fan said: "If you want to marry Huai, I will send you to that person's house. After you marry him, it will have nothing to do with me, so I can rest assured." Tian Sisi sneered and said, "Unexpectedly, you are quite thoughtful in doing things." Yang Fan said: "It's too much of a reward, I've always been sloppy, but I have to be extra careful when encountering this kind of thing. Marrying the wrong wife is no fun." Tian Sisi kept sneering, she was so angry that she couldn't even speak. Yang Fan said: "So no matter who you want to marry, just say it, and I will definitely send you there." Tian Sisi bit her lip and said, "I want to marry Qin Ge." Yang Fan frowned again, and said, "Brother Qing? Who is your brother Qing, how do I know?" Tian Sisi really wanted to scratch his ears a few times, and said loudly: "I'm talking about Qin Ge, Qin from the Qin Dynasty, singing songs, don't tell me you haven't even heard of this person's name?" Yang Fan shook his head and said, "I haven't heard of it." Tian Sisi sneered and said, "You bumpkin, what else do you know besides eating?" Yang Fan said: "I can still drink." He really drank a glass of wine before continuing: "Okay, Qin Ge is Qin Ge, I will definitely find him for you, but I don't dare to marry you Guaranteed." Tian Sisi said: "That's my business, of course I have my own way." Yang Fan said: "Although I can accompany you to find him, we still have to make an agreement." Tian Sisi said: "Three chapters of the agreement?" Yang Fan said: "First, let's make an appointment first, I will never marry you, and you will never marry me." Tian Sisi said: "Excellent." Yang Fan said: "Secondly, although we go the same way, you go your way and I go mine. No matter what you do, I will never force you, and you can't force me either." Tian Sisi sneered and said, "Excellent." Yang Fan said: "Thirdly, as long as you see someone you like, you can marry at any time. I can also marry someone you like. Neither of us interferes with anyone's private life." Tian Sisi said: "Excellent." She was so angry that she didn't know what to say other than "very good". These conditions should have been put forward by her, but Zhu Bajie beat him again. The people in the house had all slipped away without knowing when. Yang Fan drank three glasses of wine in one breath, before he said with a smile: "Anyway, I finally got your honor to drink this wedding wine, and I should thank you." Tian Sisi couldn't help asking: "How did you find this place? Where is my father?" Yang Fan smiled and said, "There are some things I don't want to tell you, and you can't force me." Tian Sisi gritted her teeth, and said bitterly: "Maybe you, like this family, have colluded with Mr. Ge a long time ago." Yang Fan nodded and said, "Maybe, there is nothing absolutely certain in this world." Tian Sisi glanced around, and couldn't help asking: "Where are their people?" Yang Fan said, "Let's go." Tian Sisi said: "Why did you let them go?" Yang Fan said: "I even let Mr. Ge go. Why don't you let them go?" Tian Sisi said: "Why did you let Mr. Ge go?" Yang Fan said: "He just wants to marry you. Although this is a stupid thing to do, it is not a bad thing. Besides, he finally bought me a drink." Tian Sisi said: "But he still killed people." Yang Fan said indifferently: "Didn't you kill anyone? There are many people who deserve to die." Tian Sisi blushed again, and said loudly: "Okay, anyway, I will find a way to settle accounts with him sooner or later." She was relieved for a long time, and suddenly said: "Can you show me his hidden weapon?" Yang Fan said: "No." Tian Sisi said: "Why not?" Yang Fan said: "If you can't, you can't. We have made an appointment, and no one will force anyone." Tian Sisi stomped her feet and said, "If you don't force it, don't force it. Let's go." Yang Fan said, "What are you in a hurry for?" Tian Sisi said: "What am I in a hurry, of course I am in a hurry to get married." Yang Fan poured another glass of wine, and said leisurely: "You are in a hurry, I am not in a hurry, if you want to go, go first, we will go our separate ways anyway, I won't let you be sold anyway." Tian Sisi suddenly grabbed the jug, smashed it to pieces, and walked out without looking back. Yang Fan sighed, and murmured: "Fortunately, there is still a jug of wine over there that she hasn't seen yet..." Tian Sisi suddenly rushed back again, with a "pop", the pot of wine over there was also smashed to pieces by her. Only then did she get a little angry, she turned her head, and saw that Yang Fan had picked up the wine jar and was enjoying a drink there, while smiling and saying: "You can throw the wine jar, but the wine jar is mine. It's just the right size for my mouth." Tian Sisi walked all the way, angry and cursing all the way. "Fatty, drunkard, Zhu Bajie..." Cursing and cursing, she suddenly laughed. In the book "Miss Journey to the South" that Tian Xin plans to write, there is already a Tang Seng and a Monkey King, and now with the addition of Zhu Bajie, the characters are almost complete. If this book is really written, it will be even more exciting. If Tian Xin knows, she will laugh so hard that she can't even pouted. "But where did the little pout go?" Smiling and laughing, Miss Tian couldn't help sighing again, but the sigh didn't sound very sad, no matter what, it's always good to know that there is someone protecting you from behind. Although Zhu Bajie looks stupid, those few nails and rakes can sometimes be quite bluffing. If there is no Zhu Bajie, Tang Seng may not be able to go to the West Paradise. Is Zhu Bajie really stupid? In the eyes of pigs, perhaps the most stupid animal in the world is man. noon.It's the middle of the day. If you sit in the shade of a tree, by the beach, or in a water pavilion, the cool breeze blows on you, and you hold a glass of chilled sour plum soup in your hand. At this time, of course your heart is full of joy, and you feel that the world is so beautiful, and the sun is so bright and brilliant. But if you walk alone on the gravel road scorched by the scorching sun, it will not be very pleasant. Tian Sisi felt how tired, hot, thirsty, and dirty she was when her anger subsided. She felt like she was in a nightmare, and she couldn't even breathe. The road stretched straight ahead, as if it would never end, and the stones shone brightly under the scorching sun, scalding like hard-boiled eggs. Under the shade of the tree in front, there was a stall selling cold wine and hot tea. Several people were sitting under the tree, holding a wine bowl in their left hand and waving Malianpo's big straw hat in their right hand, complaining that the wine was too weak. But in Tian Sisi's eyes, these few were as happy as gods. "People don't know happiness when they are blessed." Only now did Tian Sisi understand the meaning of this sentence. Two days ago, in her eyes, this kind of wine and food was only suitable for feeding dogs, but now, if someone gave her a bowl of this kind of wine, she might be so grateful that she would even shed tears. She really wanted to go and drink two bowls, her lips were almost dry and cracked, but wine had to be bought with money. Although Miss Tian has never been out of the house, she finally understands this truth. Now she doesn't even have a copper coin on her body. No matter what Miss Tian wants, just open her mouth and someone will deliver it. She never knew how precious "money" was in her whole life. "That Zhu Bajie must have money on him, I wonder if he would lend me some." Thinking of borrowing money from others, her face was already blushing. If she really wanted to borrow money from others, even if she was killed, she would not be able to open her mouth. The people under the shade were looking at her with straight eyes.She lowered her head, gritted her teeth, and strode over. "Why hasn't Zhu Bajie caught up yet? Could it be that he's drunk again?" She just hated why she didn't eat and drink there before leaving, "If you don't eat for nothing, you don't eat." For the first time, she felt that Yang Fan's words were more or less reasonable. There was the sound of a car neighing behind her, she turned her head, and saw a black-covered cart approaching from a distance, a person was lazily leaning on the front seat, lazily holding the drawstring, a pair of thin and long His eyes were half open, half closed, and there was a lazy smile on the corner of his mouth. This alcoholic is not drunk yet, but he has caught up to him. Seeing his comfortable appearance, compared with Tian Sisi, he is like one in the sky and the other in the ground. Tian Sisi gritted her teeth with hatred. "This carriage was obviously parked at the door just now, why didn't I sit in it, I obviously went out first, why did Zhu Bajie take advantage of it?" Now she can only hope that Zhu Bajie will greet her and invite her to get in the car. Yang Fan just ignored her, as if he didn't see her at all, the carriage stopped and went, but he didn't leave her, back, left, and right. It's good not to see him dead, but it's even more annoying to see him. Tian Sisi couldn't help saying loudly: "Hello." Yang Fan's eyes opened and closed again. Tian Sisi had no choice but to walk over and said, "Hey, are you deaf?" Only then did Yang Fan's eyes widen, and he said lazily, "Who are you talking to?" Tian Sisi said: "Of course I'm talking to you, do I still talk to this horse?" Yang Fan said indifferently: "My surname is neither Hey nor Hey, how do I know you are talking to me?" Tian Sisi gritted her teeth and said, "Hello, the surname is Yang." Yang Fan closed his eyes again. Tian Sisi got angry and said: "My name is Yang, isn't your surname Yang?" Yang Fan said: "There are many people with the surname Yang, how do I know which one you are calling?" Tian Sisi said angrily: "Could it be that there is a second surnamed Yang here? Is this horse also surnamed Yang?" Yang Fan said: "Maybe the surname is Yang, maybe the surname is Tian, ​​why don't you ask it yourself." He yawned, and continued calmly: "If you want to talk to me, you have to call me Brother Yang." Tian Sisi became even more angry, she stared and said, "Why should I call you Brother Yang?" Yang Fan said: "First, because my surname is Yang, second, because I'm older than you, and third, because I'm a man, so you can't call me Sister Yang, right?" He smiled lazily and continued. : "If you want to call me Uncle Yang, I don't dare to call you Uncle Yang." Tian Sisi said bitterly: "Dead pig, Zhu Bajie." Yang Fan said leisurely: "Only pigs speak pig language, I don't think you look like a pig." Tian Sisi gritted her teeth, turned her head and left, vowing to ignore him, but suddenly heard a whistling sound, Yang Fan suddenly pulled the drawstring, and the carriage rushed out beside her. The road ahead seems to be endless, and the sun is still so bright. If we really go on like this, even if we can survive, we will have to lose half of our lives. Tian Sisi was in a hurry, and said loudly: "Yang Datou, wait a moment." She purposely spoke the word "big" very loudly, and the word "head" was indistinct, as if she was calling Brother Yang. Sure enough, Yang Fan reined in the drawstring, turned around and said with a smile, "Xiaomei Tian, ​​what's the matter?" Tian Sisi laughed "puchi", she finally took advantage of it with great difficulty, of course she smiled very sweetly and happily. Is there any girl in the world who doesn't like to take advantage of others. Tian Sisi smiled and said, "Since there is no one in your car, I wonder if you can give me a ride." Yang Fan smiled and said, "Of course." Tian Sisi said: "Since you have promised me, you can't drive me down again." Yang Fan said: "Of course." Before he could close his mouth, Tian Sisi had already jumped into the carriage, and suddenly poked his head out of the window again, giggling and saying, "Maybe you didn't hear clearly just now, I didn't call you Big Brother Yang, I called you Big Head Yang , your head is almost twice as big as other people's three heads combined." She wanted to be angry with the big-headed ghost. Unexpectedly, Yang Fan was not angry at all, instead he said with a smile: "A big head means smart, I already knew I was smart, so I don't need you to remind me." Tian Sisi pursed her lips and closed the car door with a "bang". Yang Fan laughed out loud, raised his whip and beat the horse, and the chariots and horses moved forward, then smiled and said: "If you have a big head and a big head, you don't have to worry about the rain. People have umbrellas, and I have a big head—there are many benefits of a big head, and you will know it later. of." Some people seem to be born with luck, so they will always live happily. Yang Fan is this kind of person, no matter who wants to get angry with this kind of person, it is not easy. After noon, more people came and went on the road, some in cars, some on horseback, some old, some young—— Tian Sisi suddenly saw a bright red silk scarf fluttering on a young knight. A red silk scarf was tied around his arm. Of course this person is not Qin Ge, but he must be from Jiangnan. "I don't know if he recognizes Qin Ge? Do you know about Qin Ge's news?" Tian Sisi leaned her head on the car window, watching and thinking stupidly. She hoped that she could concentrate on thinking about Qin Ge and forget about other things. But she couldn't, she was so hungry that she couldn't even sleep. If a person's stomach is empty, how can there be tenderness in his heart? Tian Sisi couldn't help poking her head out again, and said loudly, "Do you know what's ahead?" Yang Fan said: "I don't know, anyway, it's still far away from Jiangnan." Tian Sisi said: "I want to find a place to stop, I... I'm a little hungry." Yang Fan said, "You want to eat." Tian Sisi swallowed her saliva and said, "It doesn't matter whether you eat or not...you can have some." Yang Fan said: "Since it doesn't matter, why bother to eat?" He sighed and murmured: "After all, it's women who are capable. It doesn't matter if they don't eat all day. If it was me, I would have been hungry and crazy." Tian Sisi suddenly cried out and said, "I'm starving too." Yang Fan said: "Then let's eat, it's just that you need money to eat, do you have money?" Tian Sisi said: "I...I..." Yang Fan said leisurely: "If you don't have money to eat, it's called free food. People who eat free food will be punished by a board. A thick board will be beaten on the buttocks. It feels worse than being hungry." Tian Sisi blushed and bit her lip. It took a long time before she gathered her courage and said, "You...do you have money?" Yang Fan said: "One thing, it's just that my money is mine, and you are not my wife, so you can't ask me to support you." Tian Sisi gritted her teeth and said, "Who wants you to support me?" Yang Fan said: "You don't want me to support you, and you don't have any money. Do you want to starve all the way to the south of the Yangtze River?" Tian Sisi was stunned for a long while, then said slowly: "I...I can find ways to make money." Yang Fan said: "That's great, how do you want to make money?" Tian Sisi was stunned again. She has never made a penny in her life, and she really doesn't know how to make money. After a while, she tentatively asked, "Where did your money come from?" Yang Fan said: "Of course I earned it." Tian Sisi asked, "How did you earn it?" Yang Fan said: "There are many ways to make money, performing arts, teaching boxing, bodyguards, courtyard guards, hunting, being a clerk, doing business, I have done everything." He smiled and continued: "If a person wants to If you don’t go hungry, you must have the ability to be self-reliant, as long as you make money legitimately, there is no shame in doing anything, but I don’t know what you will do?” Tian Sisi was speechless. She knows nothing, and none of the things she knows can make money. Yang Fan said leisurely: "Some people can only spend money but can't make money. Even if such people starve to death, no one will feel sorry for them." Tian Sisi said angrily: "Who wants you to be pitiful?" Yang Fan said: "Okay, you have a backbone, but it's just as uncomfortable for a person with a backbone to go hungry. How long can you be hungry?" Tian Sisi gritted her teeth and almost cried. Yang Fan said: "I came up with a way to make money for you." Tian Sisi couldn't help asking: "What method?" Yang Fan said: "Come and drive the car for me, and I'll give you a penny in an hour." Tian Sisi said: "A penny?" Yang Fan said: "Do you think a penny is too little? If you drive a car for someone else, it will only be five cents at most." Tian Sisi said: "Okay, every penny is one penny, but...but..." Yang Fan said: "But what?" Tian Sisi blushed and said, "I've never driven a car before." Yang Fan laughed and said, "It doesn't matter, as long as you are a person, you can drive a cart. If a person can't even command a horse, he is a donkey." Tian Sisi finally earned the first time in her life that she earned by herself. This money is really hard to earn. After driving for an hour, her waist was sore and her back hurt. Her arms were almost numb, and the hand pulling the drawstring was almost bleeding. When she took the money from Yang Fan, she almost burst into tears again. Those were not tears of sorrow, but tears of joy. For the first time, she enjoyed the joy of getting a price from her labor. Yang Fan glanced at her, his eyes sparkled, and he smiled and said, "Now that you have money, you can go eat." Tian Sisi straightened her waist and said loudly: "I can eat by myself, you don't need to teach me." Holding this coin tightly in her hand, she felt that this small piece of silver was more precious than all the jewelry she owned. She knew that no one in the world could defraud this money from her. Absolutely not. This town is not big. Tian Sisi found the nearest restaurant and walked in, puffing out her chest. 虽然手里只有一钱银子，但她却觉得自己像是个百万富翁，觉得自己从没有如此富有过。 店里的伙计虽然在用狐疑的眼色打量着，还是替她倒了碗茶来，道：“姑娘要吃点什么？” 田思思先一口气将这碗茶喝下去，才吐出口气，道：“你们这里有没有香菇？” 无论在什么地方，香菇都是有钱人才吃得起的。 伙计上上下下打量着她，道：“香菇当然有，而且是从口外来的，只不过贵得很。” 田思思将手里的银子往桌上一放，道：“你先用香菇和火腿给我炖只鸡来。” 她决心要好好吃一顿。 店伙用眼角瞟着那一小块银子，冷冷道：“香菇火腿炖鸡要五钱银子，姑娘真的要吃吗？” 田思思怔住了。 怔了半天，慢慢地伸出手，悄悄将桌上的银子盖住了。 她脑子里根本就没有价值的概念，根本就不知道一钱银子是多少钱。 Now she knows. 店伙道：“我们这里有一钱银子一客的客饭，一菜一汤，白饭尽管吃饱。” 一钱银子原来只能吃一客“客饭”。 作一个时辰苦工的代价原来就只这么多。 田思思忍住泪，道：“好，客饭就客饭。” 只听一人道：“给我炖一碗香菇火腿肥鸡，再配三四个炒菜，外加两斤花雕。” 杨凡不知何时也已进来了，而且就坐在她旁边一张桌上。 田思思咬着嘴唇，不望他，不听他说的话，也不去看他。 饭来了，她就低着头吃。 但旁边火腿炖鸡的香味却总是要往她鼻子里钻。 一个人总不能闭着呼吸吧。 田思思恨恨道：“已经胖得像猪了，还要穷吃，难道想赶着过年时被人宰么？” 杨凡还是不生气，悠然笑道：“我的本事比你大，比你会赚钱，所以我吃得比你好，这本是天公地道的事，谁也不能生气。” 这市镇虽不大，这饭铺却不小，而且还有雅座。 雅座里忽然走出个满脸脂粉的女人，一扭一扭地走到柜台，把手一伸，道：“牛大爷要我到柜台来取十两银子。” 掌柜的笑道：“我知道，牛大爷已吩咐过了，今天来的姑娘，只要坐一坐，就有十两银子赏钱。”他取出锭十两重的银子递过去，笑道：“姑娘们赚钱可真方便。” 这女人接过银子，一扭一扭地走出去，忽又回过头来嫣然一笑，道：“你若觉得我们赚钱方便，为什么不去找你老婆和女儿也来赚呢？” 掌柜的脸色变了，就好像嘴里忽然被人塞了个臭皮蛋。 田思思正在听着，杨凡忽然道：“你是不是也觉得她赚钱比你方便？” 赶一个时辰车，只有一钱银子，坐一坐就有十两银子。 看来这的确有点不公平。 杨凡又道：“她们赚钱看来的确很方便，因为他们出卖的是青春和廉耻，无论谁只要肯出卖这些，赚钱都很方便的，只不过……”他叹了口气，接着道：“这种钱赚的虽方便却痛苦，只有用自己劳力和本事赚来的钱，花起来才问心无愧，心安理得。” 田思思忍不住点了点头，忽然觉得他说的话很有道理。 她第一次觉得这猪八戒并不像她想得那么愚蠢。 “也许头大的人确实想得比别人多些。” 她忽然觉得他就算吃得比别人多些，也可以值得原谅了。 在饭铺的伙计心目中，来吃饭的客人大致可以分成两种。 像田思思这样，只吃客饭，当然是最低的一种，这种人非但不必特别招呼连笑脸都不必给她。 像杨凡这样一种人，又点菜，又喝酒的，等级当然高多了。 因为酒喝了，出手一定大方些，小账就一定不会太少。 何况一个人点了四五样菜，一定吃不完，吃剩下的菜，伙计就可以留着吃宵夜，若是还剩点酒下来，那更再好也没有了。 在店伙眼中，这两种人本来就好像是两种完全不同的动物，但今天来的这两个人却好像有点奇怪。 这两人本来明明是认得的，却偏偏分开两张桌子坐。 他们明明在跟对方说话，但眼睛谁也不去看谁，两个人说话的时候都像是在自言自语。 “说不定他们是一对刚吵了嘴的小夫妻。” 店伙决定对这女客巴结些，他眼光若是不错，今天晚上说不定会大有收获，因为和丈夫吵了架的女人往往都有机可乘，何况这女人看来并不聪明。 做一个小镇上饭铺里的伙计，乐趣虽然不多，但有时却往往会有很意外的收获。 他刚想走过去，突听鸾铃声响，两匹青驴在门外停下，两个人偏身下鞍，昂着头走进来，却是两个小孩子。 这两匹驴看来简直比马还神气，全身上下油光水滑，看不到一丝杂色，再配上崭新的鞍，发亮的蹬，鲜红的抽绳。 这两个孩子看来也比大人还神气，两人都只有十三四岁，梳着冲天小辫，穿着绣花衣服，一双大眼睛滴滴直转，不笑的时候脸上也带着两个酒窝。 左面的一个手里提着马鞭，指着店伙的鼻子，瞪着眼，道：“你们这里就是镇上最大的饭铺了么？” 店伙陪着笑，还没有开口，掌柜的已抢着道：“镇上最大的饭铺就是小店了，两位无论想吃什么，小店多多少少，都有准备。” 这孩子皱了皱眉，回头向另一个孩子道：“我早就知道这是个穷地方，连家像样的饭铺都不会有。” 另一个孩子眼睛已在田思思脸上打了好几转，随口道：“既然没有更好的，就只有将就着点吧。” 提马鞭的孩子摇着头道：“这么脏的地方，姑姑她怎么吃得下东西去？” 另一个孩子道：“你吩咐他们，特别做得干净些，也就是了。” 掌柜的又抢着道：“是是是，我一定会要厨房里特别留意，碗筷全用新的。” 提马鞭的孩子道：“你们这里最好的酒席多少钱一桌。” 掌柜的道：“最好的燕翅席要五两银子……” 他话还未说完，这孩子又皱起了眉，道：“五两银子一桌的席怎么能吃？你当我们是什么人？没上过饭馆的乡下人吗？” 掌柜的陪笑道：“只要客官吩咐，十两银子，二十两银子的席我们这里也都做过。” 这孩子勉强点了点头，道：“好吧，二十两一桌的你替我们准备两桌。”他随手摸出锭银子，“当”的一声，抛在柜台上，道：“这是酒席定钱，我们一会儿就来。” 他也盯了田思思两眼，才拉着另一个孩子走出去，两人咬着耳朵说了几句话，忽然一起笑了，又笑着回头盯了田思思，才一跃上鞍，两匹驴子一撒腿就走出了老远。 只听一人喝彩道：“好俊的驴子，我入了关以来，倒真还没见过。” 这人满脸大胡子，敝着衣襟，手里还端着杯酒，刚从雅座里走出来，一脸土霸王的模样。 另一人立刻陪笑道：“若连牛大爷都说好，这驴子想必不错的了。” 这人脸色发青，眼睛发红，看年纪还不到四十，就已弯腰驼背，若不是先天失调就一定是酒色过度。 旁边还有两个人，一人高高瘦瘦的身材，腰边佩着乌鞘剑，长得倒还不错，只不过两眼上翻，嘴角带着冷笑，就好像真的认为天下没有比他再英俊的人了。 最后走出来的一人年纪最大，满嘴黄板牙已掉了一大半，脸上的皱纹连熨斗都烫不平，但身上却穿着件嫩绿色的长衫，手里还握着柄赤金折扇，刚走出门，就“噗”的一口浓痰吐在地上，色迷迷的眼睛已向田思思瞟了过去。 田思思直想吐，这几个人没有一个不令她想吐的，就这几人比起来那大头鬼看来还真比较顺眼得多。 牛大爷刚喝完了手里端着的一杯酒，又道：“看这两个孩子，他们的姑姑想必有点来头。” 那病鬼又立刻陪笑道：“无论她有多大的来头，既然来到这里，就该先来拜访拜访牛大爷才是。” 牛大爷摇摇头，正色道：“子秀，你怎么能说这种狂话，也不怕美公和季公子见笑么，要知道江湖中能人很多，像我这号的人物根本算不了什么。” 这色迷迷的老头子，原来叫“美公”，摇着折扇笑道：“这是牛兄太谦了，关外牛魔王的名头若还算不了什么，我欧阳美的名头岂非更一文不值了么？” 牛大爷虽然还想作出不以为然的样子，却已忍不住笑了出来，道：“兄弟在关外虽薄有名头，但入关之后，就变成个乡下人了，所以才只敢呆在这种小地方，不敢往大地方走，怎比得上美公。” 欧阳美笑道：“牛兄莫忘了，我们正是往大地方赶来拜访牛兄的，只要人杰，地也就灵了。” 于是牛大爷哈哈大笑，田思思却更要吐，但想想“牛魔王”这名字，却又不禁暗暗好笑。 大小姐这一次南游，见着的妖魔鬼怪还真不少，田心那一部南游记若真能写出来，想必精彩很多。 牛大爷笑完了，又道：“美公见多识广，不知是否已看出了这两个孩子的来历？” 欧阳美摇着折扇，沉吟着道：“看他们的气派，不是高官显要的子弟，就是武林世家的后代，就算说他们是王族的贵胄，我也不会奇怪的。” 牛大爷点点头，道：“到底是美公有见地，以我看，这两个孩子的姑姑说不定就是京里哪一位王族的家眷，乘着好天回乡探亲去的。” 那位季公子一直手握着剑柄，两眼上翻，此刻忽然冷笑道：“两位这次只怕都看错了。” 欧阳美皱了皱眉，勉强笑道：“听季公子的口气，莫非知道她的来历？” 季公子道：“嗯。” 牛大爷道：“她是什么人？” 季公子冷冷道：“她也不算是什么人，只不过是个婊子。” 牛大爷怔了怔，道：“婊子？” 季公子道：“婊子是干什么的，牛兄莫非还不知道？” 牛大爷笑道：“但婊子怎会有这么大的气派？季公子只怕也看错了。” 季公子道：“我绝不会错，她不但是个婊子，而且还是个很特别的婊子。” 牛大爷的兴趣更浓，道：“哪点特别？” 季公子道：“别的婊子是被人挑的，她这婊子却要挑人，不但人不对她绝不肯上床，钱不对也不行，地方不对也不行。” 牛大爷笑道：“她那块地方难道长着草么？” “她那块地方非但没有草，连根毛都没有。” 牛大爷哈哈大笑，笑得连杯里剩下的一点酒都泼了出来，欧阳美一面笑，一面用眼角瞟着田思思。 田思思却莫名其妙，这些话她根本都不懂，她决定以后要问问那大头鬼，“婊子”究竟是干什么的。 牛大爷又笑道：“她既然是个白虎星，想必也不是什么好货色，凭什么架子要比别人大？” 季公子道：“这只因男人都是贱骨头，她架子越大，男人就越想跟她上床。” 牛大爷点着头笑道：“她这倒是摸透男人的心了，连我的心都好像已有点打动，等等说不定也得去试试看。” 欧阳美忽然拊掌道：“我想起来了。” 牛大爷道：“美公想起了什么？” 欧阳美道：“季公子说的，莫非是张好儿？” 季公子道：“正是她。” 牛大爷笑道：“张好儿？她哪点好？好在哪里？” 欧阳美道：“听说这张好儿不但是江湖第一名女子，而且还是个侠妓，非但床上的功夫高人一等，手底下的功夫也不弱的。” 牛大爷斜着眼，笑道：“如此说来，美公想必也动心了，却不知这张好儿今天晚上挑中的是谁？” 两人相视大笑，笑得却已有点勉强。 一沾上“钱”和“女人”，很多好朋友都会变成冤家。 何况他们根本就不是什么好朋友。 牛大爷的眼角又斜到季公子的脸上，道：“季公子既然连她那地方有草没草都知道，莫非已跟她有一腿？” 季公子嘿嘿地笑。 无论谁看到他这种笑，都会忍不住想往他脸上打一拳。 季公子冷笑着道：“奇怪的是，张好儿怎会光顾到这种地方来，难道她知道这里有牛兄这么样个好户头？” 牛大爷的笑也好像变成了冷笑，道：“我已准备出她五百两，想必该够了吧。” 季公子还是嘿嘿地笑，索性连话都不说了。 那“病鬼”已有很久没开口，此刻忍不住陪笑道：“她那地方就算是金子打的，五百两银子也足够买下来了，我这就替牛大爷准备洞房去。” 只要有马屁可拍，这种人是绝不会错过机会的。 牛大爷却又摇着头淡淡道：“慢着！就算她肯卖，我还未必肯买哩，五百两银子毕竟不是偷来的。” 有种人的马屁好像专门会拍到马腿上。 欧阳美大笑道：“你只管去准备，只要有新娘子，还怕找不到新郎？” 田思思实在忍不住，等这三人一走回雅房，就悄悄问道：“婊子是干什么的？难道就是新娘子？” 杨凡忍住笑，道：“有时候是的。” 田思思道：“是谁的新娘子？” 杨凡道：“很多人的。” 田思思道：“一个人怎么能做很多人的新娘子？” 杨凡上下看了她两眼，道：“你真的不懂？” 田思思撅起嘴，道：“我要是懂，为什么问你？” 杨凡叹了口气，道：“她当然可以做很多人的新娘子，因为她一天换一个新郎。” 开饭铺的人大多都遵守一个原则：“有钱的就是大爷。” 无论你是婊子也好，是孙子也好，只要你能吃得起二十两银子一桌的酒席，他们就会像伺候祖宗似的伺候你。 店里上上下下的人已全都忙了起来，摆碗筷的摆碗筷，擦凳子的擦凳子。 碗筷果然都是全新的，比田思思用的那副碗筷至少强五倍，连桌布都换上了做喜事用的红巾。 田思思的脸比桌布还红，她总算明白婊子是干什么的了。 那些人刚才说的话，到现在她才听懂。 她只希望自己还是没有听懂，只恨杨凡为什么要解释如此清楚。 “这猪八戒想必也不是个好东西，说不定也做过别人的一夜新郎。” 这猪八戒是不是好人，其实跟她一点关系都没有，但也不知为了什么，一想到这里，她忽然就生起气来，嘴撅得简直可以挂个酒瓶子。 “这张好儿究竟是个怎么样的人，究竟好在什么地方？” 她又觉得好奇。 千呼万唤始出来，姗姗来迟了的张好儿总算还是来了。 一辆四匹马拉着的车，已在门外停下。 刚走进雅座的几个人，立刻又冲了出来。 掌柜的和伙计早都已弯着腰，恭恭敬敬地等在门口，腰虽然弯得很低，眼角却又忍不住偷偷往上瞟。 最规矩的男人遇到最不规矩的女人时，也会忍不住要去偷偷去瞧两眼的。 过了很久，车门才打开，又过了很久，车门里才露出一双脚来。 一双纤纤瘦瘦的脚，穿着双软缎子的绣花鞋，居然没穿袜子。 只看到这双脚，男人的三魂六魄已经飞走一大半。 脚刚沾着地，又马上缩回。 立刻有人在车门前铺起了一条鲜红的地毡。跟着马车来的，除了那两个孩子外，好像还有七八个人。 但这些人是男是女，长得是什么样子？谁也没有看见。 每个人的眼睛都已盯在这双脚上。 脚总算下了地，这双脚旁边，还有两双脚。 两个花不溜丢的小姑娘，扶着张好儿走下了马车，慢慢地走了进来。 一手捧着心，一手轻扶着小姑娘的肩，两条柳眉轻轻地皱着，樱桃小嘴里带着一声声娇喘。 “张好儿果然好得很。” 她究竟好在哪里呢？谁也不太清楚，只知道她这样的一定是好的，没有理由不好，非好不可。 她的确很漂亮，风姿也的确很优美。 但田思思左看右看，越看越觉得她不像是个真人。 她的脸虽漂亮，却像是画上去的，她风姿虽优美，却像是在演戏。 她扮的也许是西施，但田思思却觉得她像是个东施。 布袋戏里的东施。 她这人简直就像是个假人。 奇怪的是，屋子里的男人眼睛却都已看得发直，就连那猪八戒那双又细又长的眼睛，都好像也变得有点色迷迷的。 田思思真想把这双眼睛挖出来。 张好儿走起路来也很特别，就好像生怕踩死蚂蚁似的，足足走了两三盏茶工夫，才从门口走到掌柜的为她摆好的座位前。 等她坐下时，每个人都忍不住长长吐出口气，提着的心才放了下来。 因为她扭得那么厉害，叫人忍不住为她提心吊胆，生怕她还没有走到时腰已扭断，骨头就已扭散。 张好儿的眼睛却好像是长在头顶上的，根本没