Chapter 13 Chapter 12 Guo Dalu's Fist

Diao Shi smiled and said: "In this case, we have to go back and prepare." Guo Dalu said: "Go quickly, the sooner the better." Diao Shi bowed respectfully, then suddenly winked at Sao Su, and whispered, "Bring it." Sao Su glared at him, and snorted, "Why are you in a hurry, you've won." This time Guo Dalu couldn't help asking, "What did you say?" Diaoshi hurriedly said: "He didn't say anything; he didn't say anything." He just wanted to slip away, but he seemed more honest and anxious, blushing and said: "I bet with him, and I lost a dime to him, and he forced me to ask for it."

Guo Dalu said: "How did you lose?" Sao Su: "I was afraid that everyone would not appreciate it, but he said..." He glanced at Guo Dalu, shook his head suddenly, and said, "I dare not say what he said." Guo Dalu said: "Just rest assured that no one will blame you." Sao Su rolled his eyes and said, "What if someone blames me?" Guo Dalu said: "That's okay, I will protect you." Only then did Sao Su laugh and said: "He said, even if other people are embarrassed, you will definitely go, because among these people, even you have the thickest skin."

As soon as he finished speaking, he had already slipped away with Diaoshi.After a long time, you can still hear them giggling. Guo Dalu was angry and funny, and murmured: "It turns out that this brat is dishonest, he will go around and curse at people." Yan Qi couldn't help laughing and said, "Actually, it's not a curse, he's just telling the truth." Wang Dong said: "In fact, he can't be considered thick-skinned, it's just that he is poor and short-sighted..." Yan Qi continued: "And it's the reincarnation of a starving ghost."

Guo Dalu was not angry, he said leisurely: "Okay, I am poor, hungry, and thick-skinned, you are all gentlemen." He suddenly sneered twice, and said: "But if it weren't for my thick skin, you hypocrites would be pawnshops and make a fool of themselves tonight." Yan Qi said: "They are guests after all, why do you have the nerve to eat other people's food?" Guo Dalu said coldly: "He is still a human being, at least it is better to eat his food than the cat's food; if a person even eats what the cat brings to him, how can he put on airs?" Wang Dong said: "Who is putting on airs? I just want him to bring the food and wine here."

There are not many dishes, but a lot of wine. Although there are not many dishes, they are very delicate. They are placed in a grid of food boxes, and even the colors are well matched. It is very comfortable to look at. He Yafeng said: "Although these dishes were prepared last night, but my younger brother travels around all the year round, I have some experience in the way of preserving food, and I can guarantee that the taste will never change. It's just a way to treat guests with road dishes. It's too slow." Guo Dalu suddenly smiled and said, "You prepared so many dishes last night, are you sure that you will have a treat tonight?"

Diao Shi was pouring wine, and rushed to say: "Our son is the most hospitable, no matter who he meets along the way, he will take him to have a drink or two, so no matter where he goes, the wine and food are well prepared." Guo Dalu winked at him, and smiled quietly: "It seems like I'm not the only one with thick skin." He Yafeng said: "What is Brother Guo talking about?" Guo Dalu said: "I'm talking about him..." Diaoshi suddenly coughed loudly. Guo Dalu laughed and said, "He pours the wine too slowly, I can't wait." He was the first to raise the wine glass, sniffed it, and laughed loudly: "Good wine, I will borrow flowers to offer Buddha, first toast to the master."

Just as he was about to drink, He Yafeng held his hand and said with a smile: "Brother Guo, wait a moment, I should respect the four of you for this first glass of wine, all of you together..." Suddenly, a black dog and a black cat rushed in from outside at the same time, and rushed onto the table, knocking over the glasses of wine that had just been filled. He Yafeng's expression changed, and he shot suddenly. His hands looked fair and delicate, as if he had never touched anything dirty in his life, and he would not even help a wine bottle if it fell down. The cat and the dog seemed to have just been beaten out of the mud.

But as soon as he made a move, he grabbed them by the neck, picked them up one by one with each hand, and was about to throw them outside. As soon as he flung it out, suddenly two hands stretched out and took it gently. Guo Dalu caught the black cat, and Yan Qi caught the black dog. Guo Dalu stroked the cat's neck and said with a smile: "What are you doing here? Are you going to compete with Mr. He to be the master?" Yan Qi patted the dog's head and said, "What are you doing here? Could it be that you are also in a hurry to drink like Mr. Guo?" He Yafeng frowned, forced a smile and said, "Why are you two still hugging such a dirty little bastard?"

Guo Dalu said: "I like cats, especially cats that are good treats." Yan Qi smiled and said, "I like dogs, especially dogs that like to drink." When the wine was overturned on the table, the dog did stick out his tongue and lick it. Wang Dong suddenly said: "It's a pity that this is not a golden poodle." Lin Taiping picked up a piece of fried chicken, put it down again, and said, "It's a pity that this is not roast duck." He Yafeng remained calm and said with a smile: "Why do you guys always fail to understand what the four of you are saying?"

Guo Dalu laughed and said, "Maybe we are all talking drunk." The dog Yan Qi was holding suddenly barked, jumped up from his arms, and landed on the table with a "bang", as if someone had cut its neck suddenly, and couldn't even bark. A dog that was alive and kicking suddenly turned into a dead dog. Yan Qi looked at the dead dog, then raised his head to look at Guo Dalu, and said, "Did you see that, this is a role model who is eager to drink." Guo Dalu was also looking at the dead dog, then raised his head to look at He Yafeng, and said, "We are not from Cantonese, why did you invite us to eat dog meat?"

Wang Dong looked at He Yafeng, without any expression on his face, and said indifferently: "I heard that black dog meat is the most nourishing." Lin Taiping sneered, "Maybe it's not a black dog, it's just wearing black clothes." He Yafeng remained calm, stood up slowly, patted the wine stains on his body, and said: "Everyone, sit down, go down and change your clothes, and come when you go." Guo Dalu looked at Wang Dong and said, "He said he would come whenever he went." Wang Dong said: "You heard that." Guo Dalu said: "Do you believe it?" Wang Dong said: "I believe." Guo Dalu said: "Why?" Wang Dong said: "Because he doesn't go anywhere else at all, he just changes clothes behind this curtain." He Yafeng watched them quietly without saying anything else. After watching them for a long time, he turned around slowly, picked up the box on the back table, and walked behind the curtain. The curtain was made of brocade, and it hung in the middle of the little living room. Others stared at the curtain, but Guo Dalu looked at Diaoshi. Diaoshi's little face has also turned pale. Guo Dalu suddenly winked at him again, and said with a smile, "Why don't you go change your clothes?" Diao Shi muttered, "I... I didn't bring any clothes." Guo Dalu smiled and said, "There is no change of clothes here, so why don't you go home and change?" Diaoshi immediately became overjoyed, took Sweeper's hand, and ran away. Yan Qi smiled and said: "It seems that this person has a thick skin, but not a dark heart." When he looked at Guo Dalu, his eyes were full of tenderness, but when he turned his head back, his eyes immediately turned cold, and his face immediately turned cold. He Yafeng has come out from behind the curtain. He did change his clothes. All in black. Black clothes, black boots, a black scarf covering his face, and even the scabbard of a sword on his back is jet black. A sword four feet seven inches long. Lin Taiping changed his face and said, "So it was you, you didn't die." The man in black said coldly: "It's just because you don't know how to kill, and you don't know how to kill." Lin Taiping's face was blue and red. He really didn't know how to kill, and he was already flustered after killing someone, and he didn't go to see if the person was really dead. The man in black said: "If you know how to kill, even if I am really dead, you should stab me a few more times." Lin Taiping gritted his teeth and said, "I have already learned it." The man in black said: "Those who can't learn, those who can't kill, will never learn. You have to have talent to kill." Yan Qi suddenly said: "In this way, your Excellency is very talented in killing people." The man in black said: "It's not bad." Yan Qi smiled, and said flatly: "If Your Excellency really has the talent to kill, we would all be dead by now." The man in black thought for a while, and said, "You are still alive, you should really thank that dog." Yan Qi looked at Guo Dalu and said, "I discovered something." Guo Dalu said: "What's the matter?" Yan Qi said: "At least he has a talent for killing dogs, because he has killed at least one dog." Guo Dalu blinked and said, "I also discovered something." Yan Qi said: "What's the matter?" Guo Dalu said: "He is not Nangong Chou." Yan Qi said: "Why?" Guo Dalu said: "Because he is not ugly." Wang Dong suddenly said: "The name is Nangong Chou, and people don't necessarily have to be ugly." Guo Dalu smiled and said: "That's right, it seems that people named Wang Dong don't necessarily like to move." Wang Dong said: "The answer is correct." Guo Dalu said: "But there is no scar on his face either." Many people in Jianghu knew that although Nangong Chou was lucky enough to escape from the mad cross sword, a cross was drawn on his face.So I never want to see people with their true colors. Wang Dong said: "Who has seen the scar on Nangong Chou's face?" Guo Dalu said: "At least I haven't seen it before." Wang Dong said: "Since he never sees people with his true face, who can see his face?" Guo Dalu smiled and said, "That's right, maybe his scar is on his butt." The man in black had been looking at them coldly, and suddenly said: "You are only right about one thing." Guo Dalu said: "What kind?" The man in black said: "I don't kill people, I only kill dogs." Guo Dalu smiled and said, "So you are also very frank." The man in black said: "I killed one just now, and you are the second one." The night was very quiet, just a standard "night with a dark moon and a high wind to kill people". Apart from them, there were not many living people on this mountain—maybe there will be one less tonight.Maybe four less. There are trees in the yard, the wind is blowing, and the trees are moving. The man in black didn't move. He stood there quietly, as if he had already merged with this murderous night. No one can but admit that he is indeed a "killer". He does seem to have a murderous look about him. The sword has not been unsheathed, but the murderous aura has been unsheathed. Guo Dalu was still taking off his clothes slowly in the room. The man in black was waiting outside, as if he was not in a hurry. Guo Dalu suddenly smiled and said, "This man is very patient." Wang Dong said: "If you want to kill someone, you must be patient." Guo Dalu said: "Patience can't kill people." Wang Dong said: "You deliberately want him to be anxious. If he is not in a hurry, you will be in a hurry. If you are in a hurry, he will have a chance to kill you." Guo Dalu smiled and said, "So I'm not in a hurry." Yan Qi had been looking at him, and suddenly said: "Not only do you not need to be in a hurry, you also don't need to go out alone." Guo Dalu said: "Although I am thick-skinned, I am not a coward." Yan Qi said: "To deal with this kind of person, we don't need to talk about morals." Guo Dalu said: "You want four to fight one?" Yan Qi said: "Why not?" Guo Dalu sighed and said, "I really want to do that, but it's a pity that I'm a man." Yan Qi lowered her head and said, "But you... are you sure about dealing with him?" Guo Dalu said: "No." Yan Qi said: "Then you..." Guo Dalu interrupted him, and said with a smile: "Go if you are sure, and if you are not sure, it is like drinking if you have money, and drinking if you have no money." Wang Dong smiled and said, "Although this metaphor doesn't make any sense, it illustrates one thing." Yan Qi said: "What's the matter?" Wang Dong said: "There are some things that must be done." Lin Taiping suddenly said: "Okay, you go, if he kills you, I will avenge you." Guo Dalu smiled, patted him on the shoulder, and said with a smile: "Although you are a bastard, at least you are loyal enough." Yan Qi suddenly took his hand again, and whispered: "Stay away from him, his sword is not long." Guo Dalu smiled and said, "Don't worry, I won't be fooled." He walked out. Yan Qi sighed, and said, "I really don't understand why some people always insist on being heroes." Wang Dong said lightly: "Maybe he was a hero—some people are born heroes." Lin Taiping sighed: "That's right, no matter whether he is a drunkard or a jerk, he is indeed a hero, a great hero to the letter." Yan Qi sighed and murmured: "Unfortunately, most heroes die early." Guo Dalu was already standing in the yard, as expected he was far away from the man in black. The man in black asked, "Where's your sword?" Guo Dalu smiled and said, "My sword has been sent to the pawn shop." The man in black sneered and said, "You dare to face me with nothing? Are you still afraid that you won't die fast enough?" Guo Dalu smiled again, and said: "Since you are going to die, it is better to die quickly, so as not to live poorly and suffer poorly." The man in black said: "Okay, I will fulfill you." Speaking of the word "good", he has drawn his sword backhand. As soon as his hand touched the hilt, Guo Dalu had rushed over. Yan Qi's heart almost jumped out of his stomach. Does Guo Dalu really want to die quickly?Knowing that the other party is using a dagger, why did you send it to your door? The sword light flashed, and the sword was out of its sheath. Not a short sword, but a long sword. The sword light was like a rainbow flying in the sky, dazzlingly bright. It's a pity that Guo Dalu has already rushed into his arms, so he can't see the sword and the light of the sword. His eyes didn't budge either. Although he didn't see the sword of the man in black, he saw the weakness of the man in black. He can see clearly. "Bang", the man in black flew out. He flew backwards, but Jian Guang flew forward, hit the wall behind him, and the long sword was nailed into the tree in front. He fell and didn't move. Guo Dalu stood there, looking at his fist, as if surprised and strange. He himself didn't seem to think that he could knock down the opponent with a single punch. No one else thought of it. Yan Qi didn't even expect that he was stunned for a long time before rushing out, surprised, liked, and somewhat terrified, and said with a smile: "I told you to stay away from him, why did you rush over?" Guo Dalu smiled and said, "Maybe because I'm a fool." His smile looked really silly. But of course he wasn't stupid at all - when you thought he was stupid, he turned out to be very smart, and much smarter than most people. Yan Qi smiled and said: "Who says you are stupid, but I really don't understand, how do you know that he didn't use a short sword this time?" Guo Dalu smiled and said: "I didn't see it at all, I guessed it." Yan Qi was startled, and said: "What if I guessed wrong?" Guo Dalu said: "I can't guess wrong." Yan Qi said: "Why?" Guo Dalu smiled and said, "Because I'm lucky." Yan Qi was stunned for a while, then suddenly laughed, and said with a big laugh: "Although you are not stupid, you are not honest, not at all." Guo Dalu is indeed dishonest. Because he will play dumb. Of course he had seen that the man in black was not using a dagger this time. Because the hilt of the man in black was on his left shoulder this time, but he used his right hand to draw the sword. When he drew the sword, his chest and abdomen shrank back, and all his strength was placed in front. So there is a weakness between his chest and lower abdomen. Guo Dalu saw this weakness. He hit this weak point with one punch. As long as you can see accurately and judge correctly, one punch is enough, and there is no need for a second punch. In the fight between masters, the most effective is the first punch. If you can't knock someone down with this punch, you might be knocked down yourself. The difference between winning and losing is often just a flash - and often just a thought. Yan Qi suddenly said again: "There is still one thing I don't understand." Guo Dalu said: "Oh?" Yan Qi said: "His hand is much shorter than the sword, why can he pull out the sword as soon as he stretches out his hand?" Guo Dalu thought for a while and said with a smile, "I don't understand either." Wang Dong said: "I understand." He walked over, holding the man in black's scabbard in his hand. Yan Qi took the scabbard, looked at it, and said with a smile, "I understand too." Anyone who has seen this scabbard will understand. There were originally two handles in the scabbard, one long and one short.Yan Qi had already thought of this point. He didn't expect that the scabbard was not a real scabbard at all, but just a clip. The sword is not "pulled" from above, but "swinged" from the side. Yan Qi smiled and said, "It's like an egg." Guo Dalu was startled, and said, "Like an egg?" Yan Qi said: "Do you know what method to use to stand the eggs on the table?" Guo Dalu said: "I don't know." Yan Qi smiled and said: "Idiot, you only need to break the big end of the egg, will the egg be able to stand still?" Guo Dalu smiled and said: "You are really a genius, it's really thanks to you how you came up with this idea." Some things in the world are indeed like eggs. What you think is complicated is often actually quite simple. Some people do the same with eggs. No matter how useless a person is, as long as you knock his head off, he can stand up by himself. There is an extra grave in the yard. dog grave. Yan Qi put the black dog into the coffin with his own hands, and sighed sadly: "You came from the coffin, and now you are going back into the coffin. If I had known this, why would you come?" Guo Dalu smiled wryly: "If he doesn't come, we will go to the coffin." Lin Taiping sighed: "When it came, I even kicked it, but it saved our lives." Wang Dong said: "Dogs are not like humans. Dogs don't hold grudges, they only remember the kindness of others." Guo Dalu said: "Yes, as long as you give the dog a bone, the next time it sees you, it will definitely wag its tail; but there are some ungrateful people, no matter how many benefits you have given him, he will turn around and bite you One bite, so..." Lin Taiping continued: "So dogs are more loyal than humans, at least they are more loyal than some people." Guo Dalu said: "So we should erect a monument for it." Lin Taiping said: "What is written on the stele?" Guo Dalu said: "The tomb of the righteous dog." Yan Qi shook her head, said: "The word righteous dog is not enough, don't forget, it is also our savior..." Wang Dong said: "The monument may as well be erected later, but the sacrificial text must be read first." Guo Dalu said: "Do you know how to make sacrificial rites?" Wang Dong nodded, stood up suddenly, and said loudly: "There is a dog in the coffin, a benevolent friend, if you don't come, we have already left. On the first and fifteenth day of the Lunar New Year, there will be a libation of fragrant flowers, alas..." Pigs can't be too fat, and people can't be too smart. The fat pig is always slaughtered first, and if a person wants to live a happy life, he has to be a little stupid and do a few stupid things. That doesn't mean they're fools. Of course they know that cats can't cook by themselves, and dogs can't put themselves in coffins. This cat and this dog must have an owner.Who is this man? Yan Qi said: "When this person brought the coffin, he must have known that Nangong Chou was not dead." Guo Dalu said: "Yes, he sent this coffin to tell us that Nangong Chou is not dead." Yan Qi nodded and said, "He already knew about Nangong Chou's plot." Guo Dalu said: "But why didn't he explain it to us?" Yan Qi said: "Because he doesn't want to meet with us." Lin Taiping said: "Why? Since he has no malice, why is he so sneaky?" Guo Dalu said: "I think this person must be a woman." Yan Qi said: "How do you know?" Guo Dalu said: "Only women would do such sneaky and inexplicable things." Yan Qi said with a stern face: "Even if women do this kind of thing, it's only because men are more inexplicable." Guo Dalu smiled and said, "Don't forget that you are also a man." Yan Qi said: "Don't forget that you were also born by a woman." Wang Dong looked at Yan Qi, and suddenly said: "Men are born to look down on women, and women are born to look down on men. This is a matter of course. It was like this thousands of years ago, and it will still be like this thousands of years later, so... " Yan Qi said: "So what?" Wang Dong said: "So there is nothing to argue about this kind of matter. I don't understand why you are always particularly interested in this issue." He sighed, and continued: "I already have enough questions, and now I have one more." Guo Dalu said: "What's the problem?" Wang Dong said: "Nangong Chou." Nangong Chou did not die because no one wanted to kill him. None of them wanted to kill, least of all someone who had been knocked down.At least one thing Nangong Chou said was right: "Some people are born unable to kill, and they will never learn." Guo Dalu said: "Yes, he is indeed a problem." Lin Taiping said: "Isn't he already locked up by us?" Guo Dalu said: "Yes." Lin Taiping said: "Are you afraid that he will run away?" Guo Dalu said: "He can't escape." If a person is tied up like a rice dumpling, no one can escape. Lin Taiping said: "Since you can't escape, what's the problem?" Guo Dalu said: "That's the problem, since he can't escape, we have to watch him, right?" Lin Taiping nodded. Guo Dalu smiled wryly, "We can barely support ourselves, how can we support others?" Lin Taiping finally understood, frowned and said, "We might as well let him go." Guo Dalu said: "This kind of person can't be let go." Lin Taiping said: "Then do we want to support him for the rest of his life?" Guo Dalu said: "So this is the problem." Yan Qi suddenly said: "We can ask him to support himself." Guo Dalu's eyes lit up immediately, and he said, "That's right, he's much richer than us." Yan Qi said: "At least he just got a vote from Feng Qiwu." Guo Dalu stood up and said, "I'll go ask him, where did he hide those jewels?" Yan Qi said: "Can you tell?" Guo Dalu laughed and said, "Although I am not a stickler, I also have my own methods." Yan Qi laughed and said: "It seems that this person has learned a few tricks from Jia stick."