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Chapter 3 The second round of Yan Qi and the ants

happy hero 古龙 9092Words 2018-03-13
There are two people like Guo Dalu and Wang Dong, the things they have done are enough to make people look at them for a long time, how can we add Yan Qi? What Yan Qi did alone was already more exciting than all three hundred others combined, how could Guo Dalu be added?Plus Wang Dong? But God just wants the three of them to get together, what do you think it can do. Guo Dalu and Wang Dong are not poor every day, they are poor all the time, occasionally they will not be poor, but no one knows when they will not be poor, let alone where their money comes from here. Even they themselves do not know.

Their money always comes out of nowhere, even to themselves. This may be because they spend money more inexplicably. It's almost autumn, and the trees in the back garden of "Fugui Mountain Villa" suddenly bear a tree full of sweet and big pears, which can be picked up and filled with dozens of baskets, and sold for twenty or thirty taels of silver . After the pear grows from the tree by itself, someone comes to ask the price, and picks it from the tree by itself, without any effort or help from them from the beginning to the end. The money literally fell from the sky, and of course it had to be celebrated.

To celebrate, of course we can't do without wine, and with wine, of course we can't do without meat. "Wear prestige, bet hedging, prostitution is empty", only "eating" is the most affordable, this is Wang Dong's principle, and it is also his greatest enjoyment. At the beginning, he always ate lying down, sleeping, and sat up when he was happy to eat, but when he was tired from eating, he would lie down again, and then ate after lying down. That's why his bed is almost greasy than the kitchen table. No matter where you go, you will always find one or two pieces of leftover meat, three or four unfinished meat bones.

Although Guo Dalu is not a very clean person, he would rather sleep on the floor than lie on his bed. Wang Dong is happy to enjoy a bed alone. This bed is not only a place for him to sleep, but also his living room, his garden, and his dining table. The most wonderful thing is that he can still drink while lying on the bed, put the bottle to his mouth first, and then drink it in one gulp without even a single drop of wine leaking out. Guo Dalu admired his hand very much. He wanted to learn it himself, but he was a little hesitant, so he couldn't help asking: "Can I drink while lying down?"

Wang Dong said: "Of course I can drink it down." Guo Dalu asked: "Will it be sprayed from the nose?" Wang Dong said: "Absolutely not, even if you hang your head and feet up to drink, it won't come out of your nose." Guo Dalu said: "How do you know?" Wang Dong said: "I tried." Guo Dalu laughed, and said, "You don't even bother to sit, why are you willing to hang yourself up?" Wang Dong said: "If you don't believe it, why don't you try it yourself?" So Guo Dalu hung himself up, put the wine bottle to his mouth, and slowly drank it into his stomach one mouthful at a time. Just after taking two sips, the wine sprayed out of his nose.

At this moment, he saw Yan Qi - first he saw Yan Qi's feet. Yan Qi's feet may be no different from others, but the pair of boots he wears are extremely special. The boots he wore were made of calfskin, the handwork was extremely delicate, and there were patterns on them, which were not inferior to the boots worn by the great prince Huihui beyond the Great Wall. This is not surprising. Oddly enough, his boots had everything but no soles. The clothes he was wearing were gorgeous and fitted him well, but now they were torn to pieces, and there was hardly a single piece intact. Only his hat was on his head, and it was a beautiful hat indeed.

He is not too tall, but his hands and feet are very long. His face is very delicate, even a bit like a little girl's face, with big eyes, a small mouth, and two dimples when he smiles; but when he doesn't smile, his face immediately becomes cold and pale It was so pale and blue that it almost made people afraid to get close. His clothes seemed to be light blue at first, but now they were one piece red and one piece yellow. The yellow is naturally mud, but what is the red? Could it be blood? The two of them were having a good drink at home, and when they suddenly saw such a person barging in, no one would be shocked.

But Guo Dalu and Wang Dong were still asleep and the other was hanging, as if they didn't see this person at all. When you walk into a room, if you see a person sleeping on the bed and drinking, or a person hanging upside down drinking, you may think that you have entered a madhouse, even if you are not scared to run away, you will inevitably get hairy. But this person didn't seem surprised at all, as if drinking while hanging was a normal way, it should be strange to drink while sitting, this person is Yan Qi. Guo Dalu's feet were hanging upside down on the roof beams. Yan Qi suddenly turned somersault in the air, hung his feet upside down on the roof beams, facing Guo Dalu's face, as if he thought it was easier to talk like this.

But he didn't say a word. Guo Dalu began to find this person interesting again, and suddenly winked and made a grimace. Yan Qi also winked and made a grimace. Guo Dalu said: "Hello." Yan Qi said: "Okay." Guo Dalu rolled his eyes and said, "Have a drink?" Yan Qi said: "Okay." Guo Dalu immediately passed the wine bottle over, he wanted to see how the wine was coming out of this man's nose. Unexpectedly, this person's technique is much better than him, "Gudu Gudu", drank most of the bottle of wine in one breath, without leaking even a drop.

Guo Dalu's eyes were straightened, and he said, "Have you ever drank like this before?" Yan Qi said: "Drink it a few times." He suddenly smiled, and continued: "I want to try to see if I can drink like this." If a person has tried even this kind of thing, there is probably very little that he has not done. Guo Dalu couldn't help laughing and said, "What else have you tried?" Yan Qi said: "I've probably tried everything you can tell." Guo Dalu laughed and said, "There are few things in the world that are more uncomfortable than drinking while hanging upside down, right?"

Yan Qi said: "There are a few more." Guo Dalu said: "There is more? Then what is the most uncomfortable thing?" Yan Qi said: "The most uncomfortable thing is being nailed into a coffin and buried in the ground." Guo Dalu widened his eyes and said, "Have you tried this kind of thing?" Yan Qi said: "The number of times I have tried is not too many, but only twice." Guo Dalu suddenly jumped down from mid-air and stared at him. There was no expression on Yan Qi's face. After a long time, Guo Dalu sighed and said, "If you are not a braggart, you must be a monster." Wang Dong suddenly said: "He is a monster." Yan Qi smiled and said, "To each other." Guo Dalu clapped his palms and laughed, and said, "That's right, everyone is a monster, otherwise we wouldn't be here." He suddenly continued: "The first time I came here, I wanted to be a robber, what about you?" Yan Qi said: "But I don't want to be a robber, because I have already been a robber." Guo Dalu looked him up and down a few times, and couldn't help laughing: "A robber like you must be a stupid robber." Yan Qi said: "It's not stupid, it's just bad luck." Guo Dalu said: "Is it bad luck?" Yan Qi sighed, and said, "If it wasn't bad luck, how could we come here." Guo Dalu said: "By the way, what exactly do you want to do here?" Yan Qi said: "I don't want to do anything, I just want to find a place to hide." Guo Dalu said: "Why do you want to hide?" Yan Qi said: "Because someone wants to nail me in a coffin and bury me in the ground." Guo Dalu said: "Who is this time?" Yan Qi said: "Ants." Guo Dalu opened his mouth wide, almost dropped his jaw, and said, "You...what did you say?" Yan Qi said: "I said ants." Guo Dalu said: "Ants?..." He suddenly bent over with a smile, panting: "If you are afraid of ants, you are quite courageous." Yan Qi sighed, shook his head and said: "It seems that you have never been in the world, and you don't even know what an 'ant' is." Guo Dalu said: "I knew what an ant was when I was three years old." Yan Qi said: "What is it?" Guo Dalu said: "It's a very small insect that crawls around on the ground. There are quite a few in Wang Dong's bed. I can catch a few at any time and show you." Yan Qi said: "I'm not talking about this kind of ants, but people." Guo Dalu was startled, and said, "Human? Are ants human?" Yan Qi said: "It's four people, these four people are the king of ants, and there are many little ants under him." Guo Dalu said: "Oh?" Yan Qi said: "One of these four people is called Golden Ant, one is called Silver Ant, one is called Red Ant, and the other is called White Ant." Guo Dalu suppressed his laughter and said, "Since there are red ants and white ants, there should be black ants." Yan Qi said: "There was indeed one, but now it's dead." Guo Dalu blinked and said, "Since he is obviously a human, why is he called an ant?" Yan Qi said: "Many people have nicknames." Guo Dalu said: "If you want to get a nickname, you should at least choose something more majestic, such as 'Winged Tiger', 'Golden Lion', any nickname is good. Why is it called Ant?" Yan Qi said: "Because they are all very small, they are all dwarves." The more Guo Dalu heard it, the more shameful he became, he still held back his smile and said, "What's so scary about a dwarf?" Yan Qi said: "These dwarves are not only terrifying, but extremely terrifying. There are probably few people in the world who are more terrifying than them." Guo Dalu said: "Oh? Could it be that they are very capable?" Yan Qi said: "Each of them has a very special kind of kung fu, even the top master of the Emei Sect has died under their hands." Guo Dalu said: "Since it's so scary, why do you still mess with them?" Yan Qi sighed again, and said, "Because I've been poor recently and had bad luck. I lost fifteen games in a row in half a month. I even sold the soles of my shoes to pay off my gambling debt..." Guo Dalu yelled, "What? You said you sold the soles to pay for your gambling?" Yan Qi said: "Not bad." Guo Dalu said: "How much gambling debt do you owe?" Yan Qi said: "About seven or eight thousand taels." Guo Dalu said: "How much did you sell your soles for?" Yan Qi said: "The two soles were sold for a total of 1,300 taels." The more he talked, the more outrageous he became, Guo Dalu simply wanted to hear what other nonsense he had to say, tried his best to hold back his laughter and said, "Then there is still a shortfall of six thousand seven hundred taels?" Yan Qi said: "It's because of this, that's why I want to make other ideas." Guo Dalu said: "Since you are a robber, why didn't you go and snatch it?" Yan Qi said seriously: "Do you think anyone would snatch me, a robber?" Guo Dalu said: "Are you still picking someone?" Yan Qi said: "Not only do they pick people, but they pick them very hard. I won't rob anyone who isn't a corrupt official, I won't rob anyone who isn't a profiteer, I won't rob anyone who isn't a bandit, I won't rob someone who isn't right, and I won't rob someone who isn't right." Guo Dalu said: "So you robber still rob robbers?" Yan Qi said: "That's right, this is called black eating black." Guo Dalu said: "So, your idea is to hit those ants." Yan Qi said: "By the way, I happened to know that they had a big ticket sale in those few days, so I went to ask them to borrow ten thousand taels of silver." Guo Dalu said: "Have they agreed?" Yan Qi said: "A promise is a promise, but there is a condition." Guo Dalu said: "What condition?" Yan Qi said: "They want me to sleep in a coffin, then bury it in the ground for two days, to see if I will die or not." Guo Dalu said: "Didn't you do such a thing before?" Yan Qi said: "Although I have done it, but the taste is really uncomfortable." Guo Dalu said: "So you didn't agree." Yan Qi said: "I agreed, because any debt can be owed, only gambling debt is not owed." Guo Dalu said: "You promised them, but you refused to admit it, so they came after you?" Yan Qi said: "Not bad at all." Guo Dalu said: "What's your name?" Yan Qi said: "Yan Qi." Guo Dalu said: "You still have six older brothers and sisters?" Yan Qi said: "No." Guo Dalu said: "Since you are not ranked seventh, why are you called Yan Qi?" Yan Qi said: "Because I have died seven times." Guo Dalu said: "If you die again, won't you be called Yan Ba?" Yan Qi smiled wryly, and said: "Yan Qi's name is pretty good, I don't want to change it anymore." Guo Dalu suddenly bent down and laughed so hard that tears and snot flowed out of his nose. He pointed at him and said with a smile: "You are not a monster, you are a real braggart." Yan Qi said: "You don't believe what I say?" Guo Dalu said: "I don't even believe a single word, even a three-year-old child wouldn't believe what you said." Yan Qi sighed, and said, "I didn't intend to tell the truth, because I already knew that lies are easier to believe than the truth." Guo Dalu smiled and said, "If what you said is true, I'd rather crawl on the ground..." Suddenly someone said: "Climb." The voice was high-pitched and thin, although it was not loud, it made people's ears numb. Guo Dalu raised his head and saw a person. The man was standing on the window sill, but it was not as high as the window. The window is no more than three and a half feet at most. He was wearing a shiny golden dress. If it weren't for the beard on his face and the wrinkles around his eyes, no one would have regarded him as a five or six-year-old child. Guo Dalu was stunned for a long time before letting out a long breath and said, "Are you the golden ant?" The golden ant said: "That's right, so I can guarantee that everything he said is true, not a single word is false." Guo Dalu exhaled again, and said with a wry smile, "Since the golden ants are here, what about the silver ants?" Before he finished speaking, another person appeared on the window. This person was finally taller than the golden ant, but at most it was only two or three inches taller. He was wearing a shiny silver dress and a silver mask on his face, he looked like a little monster made of silver, it was really indescribably mysterious and terrifying. Even Guo Dalu felt a little creepy, and murmured: "It seems that the red ants must be wearing red clothes." Only one person smiled and said: "You guessed it right." The laughter is crisp and charming, such a beautiful laughter is rarely heard by anyone.As long as you hear this kind of laughter, you can imagine that the person who laughs must be beautiful. Red ants are indeed beautiful. A dwarf's figure would never have been perfectly proportioned, but she was an exception. She is wearing a tight red dress, not thick where it should be thin, and never thin where it should be fat, with a straight melon-seeded face, eyebrows like distant mountains, eyes like spring water, sweet dimples, thicker It can't be melted away, as long as she is doubled in size, she will be a stunning beauty. If it really doubled her size, even a man like Guo Dalu might not hesitate to commit a crime for her. Even though the magnification has not been doubled, Guo Dalu's eyes can't help but straighten. Her spring-like eyes were also looking at Guo Dalu, and she said with a charming smile: "Your eyes are dishonest." Guo Dalu sighed, and said: "I am not an honest person in the first place, from head to toe I am not honest at all." The red ant giggled and said, "Are you a pervert?" Guo Dalu said: "Although it's not exactly, it's not much different, it's a pity..." The smile on Red Ant's face suddenly disappeared, and he said, "What's the pity?" Guo Dalu said: "It's a pity that people can't shrink, otherwise I would like to become a yellow ant." The red ant bit his lip, and a sweet smile appeared on the corner of his mouth again, and said: "You dare to tease me, you are quite courageous, aren't you afraid that my husband will be jealous?" Guo Dalu said: "Who is your husband? White ants?... I heard that white ants can fly." The red ant smiled coquettishly, and said, "You guessed it right again, you are really a child genius." Amidst the silver bell-like laughter, something suddenly flew in from outside the window. This kind of thing does not look like a person no matter how you look at it, it is light and light, like a faint cloud, and like a piece of white snow, it flies in lightly, and suddenly "huh" flies over Guo Dalu's head. Guo Dalu felt a chill on the top of his head, if he didn't hide quickly, his head might have moved. Just hearing a "huh", the thing flew back again. Of course, this is not a human being, and a human being will never have such a terrifying lightness kung fu. But he was just a human being, a man in snow-white clothes, with wide and big sleeves, like two wings, but a thin and small man, less than three and a half feet long and less than one foot wide, if placed on a scale Weigh it, it will never be much heavier than a rabbit. If it weren't for such a person, how could he be able to practice such lightness kung fu? Guo Dalu sighed again, and murmured: "White ants really can fly." Yan Qidao: "White ants are number one in lightness kung fu, red ants are full of hidden weapons, golden ants are excellent at fist and sword, silver ants are invulnerable to swords and guns. I have said long ago that each of them has a very special kind of kung fu. Now, you always Should I believe it?" Guo Dalu smiled wryly, and said, "Do you want me to climb now, or wait until later?" The white ant said coldly: "It's best to crawl out now, so as not to be carried out." The red ant chuckled and said, "Look, I said he would be jealous, so you should believe it now, right?" The golden ant said: "Our business has nothing to do with you, you should really climb out." Guo Dalu said: "I don't know how to climb, you'd better teach me first." The red ant smiled and said: "It seems that we only brought one coffin is too little, we should bring three." Guo Dalu said: "You even brought the coffin? Are you really going to nail him into the coffin?" The golden ant said: "I have already said that every word he said is true." Yan Qi patted Guo Dalu's shoulder suddenly, and said with a smile: "This is my trouble, there is no need for you to be a hero and meddle in business." The red ant smiled and said, "That's right, anyway, you've already died seven times, so why not die one more time?" Yan Qi said: "This is other people's place, even if I want to die, I can't die here." The white ant said: "Then you go out." Yan Qi patted his clothes and said with a smile: "Just go out...you two, if I don't die this time, I will definitely come back to drink with you." Wang Dong has been sleeping on the bed, not moving at all, at this moment he suddenly said: "Wait a minute." The golden ant said, "What are you waiting for?" Wang Dong said, "Do you know what this place is?" The red ant chuckled and said, "I know, this is your pig's nest." Wang Dong said: "If this is a pig's nest, I'm the king of pigs. No matter who comes here, they have to listen to me." The golden ant said angrily, "What do you want?" Wang Dong said: "I want Yan Qi to stay and drink with me. It's not easy to find another person who can hang upside down to drink with me. How can I let him sleep in the coffin?" Guo Dalu smiled and said, "Do you want to move?" Wang Dong said: "These ants can bite people, I can't even think about it." Guo Dalu asked, "How do you move?" Wang Dong said: "The red ants are mine, and the white ants are yours." Wang didn't move, but when he moved, he moved violently. As soon as this sentence was finished, his person suddenly bounced off the bed and rushed out. Not only the person rushed out, but also the quilt covering him. He identified the red ant. But Red Ant couldn't see his people at all, only saw a black quilt rolled towards him. As soon as she turned around, thirty or forty hidden weapons of various colors flew out, some were fast and hurried, some collided with each other, and some were spinning in the air. Because of her small body, the hidden weapon is also very small. Because the hidden weapon is very small, the power to break the wind is very strong, and it is very difficult for others to hide. But she forgot one thing, the quilt is not a person. Quilts are unbeatable. Although her hidden weapons were ingenious and her techniques were clever, they were useless at all. Hearing a series of sounds of "Puff, puff, puff", thirty or forty hidden weapons were all hit on the quilt.There is lard, duck, chicken, and sesame oil on the quilt. This quilt is as if soaked in oil, it is slippery and tough, even if it is a strong bow and crossbow, it may not be able to shoot through it, let alone such a small hidden weapon? When the red ant realized that it had been duped, it swept backwards, and the quilt was rolled over like a dark cloud. Wang didn't move at all, and no one could have imagined that he could move so quickly. The red ant just smelled a strange greasy smell, and the whole person was wrapped in a quilt. If her person was taller, Wang Dong might not be able to wrap her with a quilt, but her person is too small, Wang Dong surrounded her with both hands, and she looked like she was wrapped in a zongzi wrapped in the middle. Wang Dong's body still didn't stop, he only heard the sound of the wind behind him, the white ants had already flew over, no matter how fast Wang Dong was, he couldn't be as fast as the flying white ants. In the blink of an eye, the white ants had caught up with him. Wang Dong just wanted the white ants to catch up with him, because he knew that he would never be able to catch up with the white ants. When the white ants came after him, he stopped suddenly, turned around, and sent the roll of quilt in his hand. The quilt was rolled up by my wife, and of course the white ants had to catch it. The quilt was twice the size and twice the weight of his person, and as soon as he reached out to catch it, his body immediately fell down.But Wang Dong had already circled behind him and patted his acupuncture points easily. The veins on the white ant's small face were exposed, staring at him, even the eyeballs seemed to protrude. But Wang Dong didn't move again, and said with a faint smile: "You are not reconciled to losing, are you? Because I didn't use real kung fu. Tell you, if you use real kung fu, it's not considered a skill. I never use real kung fu in fights." .” The white ants were so angry that they almost vomited blood. Wang Dong really didn't seem to have any real kung fu, it was completely opportunistic. But if you don't have first-class real kung fu, how can you be so opportunistic?How can the time be so accurate?How could it be so steady? This not only requires real kung fu in hands and feet, but also real kung fu in the head. Wang didn't move at all, but it was amazing when he moved. Looking at the golden ant over there, it was already suffocated by Guo Dalu's punching wind. Yan Qi was circling around the silver ants. Although the silver ant is bigger, it is hard kung fu all over its body. When the kung fu is hard, its hands and feet will be slow. The faster Yan Qi turned, the slower he was. Asking suddenly, Yan Qi took off the hat on his head and put it on his head. The hat was big and his head was small. His whole head was covered and he couldn't see anything. Yan Qi stretched out his foot and stumbled, he fell down, only heard a "crash", it turned out that he was wearing silver armor, once he fell, it was not easy to get up again. He wanted to grab the hat on his head, but he was pressed down by something very heavy.It turned out that Yan Qi had already sat down on him, and said with a smile: "This chair is not bad, but it's a pity that it's too small." What about the golden ants?He couldn't even breathe, now when he panicked, his breath was held in his stomach, Guo Dalu didn't need to do anything, he passed out by himself, foaming from the corner of his mouth. Guo Dalu sighed, and said: "It turns out that this person has epilepsy, it seems that I have found the wrong person." Wang Dong said: "I originally said that the white ants belong to you, but you didn't hear me?" Guo Dalu smiled and said: "You talk about yours, I'll look for mine, I can't catch up with the white ant, but he will definitely go after you, so I picked the golden ant. No matter what, I'm bigger than him Naturally, the strength will not be weaker than him, and I can beat him with strength alone." Wang Dong also sighed, and murmured: "I didn't expect you to be able to take advantage of it." Guo Dalu said: "I also didn't expect that your quilt is so useful. In the future, if someone wants to learn how to handle hidden weapons, I must persuade him to eat fried chicken on the bed." Wang Dong said: "There is too little chicken oil, it is better to eat roast duck." Yan Qi suddenly let out a long sigh, and said: "What I didn't expect was that I would meet two people like you, probably my bad luck has come to an end." Guo Dalu smiled and said, "It's only because you are really a monster, not a braggart." Yan Qi said: "You are willing to help me because I am telling the truth?" Guo Dalu said: "It's also because you can drink while hanging upside down." Yan Qi also laughed, and said, "If I hadn't seen you drinking upside down, how could I have said that?" He suddenly sighed again, and said, "Actually, I still have something to say, but I don't know if I should say it." Wang Dong said: "Do you want to thank me?" Yan Qi sighed: "I really don't know how to thank Fa for such a thing?" Wang Dong said: "If you really want to thank me, there is something you can do." Yan Qi said: "What's the matter?" Wang Dong said: "Put me back on the bed, I'm too lazy to move again." No matter in the eyes of anyone, "Fugui Mountain Villa" will not be a very interesting place, and there is almost nothing that can make people nostalgic. The strange thing is that Yan Qi is actually the same as Guo Dalu, as soon as he came, he couldn't bear to leave. Not because they had nowhere else to go, but because... Why?Even they themselves don't know. Some people seem to have a strange attraction to each other, just like iron and magnets, as long as they meet each other, they will be firmly attracted by each other. As long as these people can be together, they will feel very happy. It doesn't matter if they sleep on the floor, it doesn't matter if they go hungry twice, and they don't even care if the sky falls. There are very few things in the world that they can't stand, and one of them is tears. A woman's tears, especially the tears of a little woman who is not even four feet tall. Although the person of the red ant is small, he tears a lot. Guo Dalu suddenly realized that the amount of tears a woman had had nothing to do with her size, the thinner the woman, the more tears she would cry. Women are like this in many ways. The fatter people eat less, the uglier people have more patterns, the older people wear thicker powder, and the more clothes people wear, the thinner they are. "Oh, women are strange creatures." Guo Dalu sighed, the red ant kept crying, it was too much for him. He had to go. Yan Qi didn't let him go. Wang Dong had already lay down again, sleeping with his head covered, as long as he fell asleep, he didn't care if he was dead. Yan Qi grabbed Guo Dalu and said, "If you leave again, what will I do with these four people?" Guo Dalu said: "This is your trouble, not mine." Yan Qi said: "But if you didn't help me, how could I catch them, if they hadn't been caught by me, how could I have such trouble?" Guo Dalu was stunned. Yan Qi was still afraid that he didn't understand clearly enough, so he said again: "If you don't help me, I will be caught by them, and I will die at most one more time, without any trouble at all. But now I can neither kill them nor let them go. What do you say to them?" The more clearly he spoke, the more confused Guo Dalu became. Wang Dong suddenly poked his head out from under the quilt, and said with a smile, "I have a good idea." Yan Qi breathed a sigh of relief, "Why didn't you say it earlier?" Wang Dong said: "You don't want to kill them, and you don't want to let them go, why don't you just leave them here and raise them for a lifetime." Guo Dalu immediately clapped his hands and said with a smile: "That's right, it's indeed a good idea. Anyway, they are so small, they will never eat too much." The red ant also stopped crying immediately, and said: "I only need to eat two small bowls of pearl powder bibimbap every day, add a little seafood, and a few slices of peaches are enough; if there are no peaches, cantaloupe is also fine." Yan Qi didn't have any expression on his face. He stood there and muttered, "Pearl powder bibimbap? Seafood? Peach?...It's not difficult." He turned around suddenly, turned around and walked away. Guo Dalu asked, "Where are you going?" Yan Qi said: "Find that coffin, lie down, and find someone to bury it, at least it's much easier than looking for pearl powder and peaches every day." Guo Dalu sighed, and said: "It seems that in order to save you, I have to let them go. At least it is much easier than finding another person who can hang up and drink." While he was talking, he had already untied the ants' burrows in his hands. They come fast and go not slow. The three of them watched them go out, and then suddenly turned around together, I looked at you, you looked at me. Guo Dalu said: "You wanted to let them go a long time ago, didn't you?" Yan Qi said: "Oh?" Guo Dalu said: "However, you are embarrassed to say it clearly, because we also contributed our efforts, if you let them go like this, you are afraid that we will not be reconciled, in fact..." Yan Qi said: "Actually, you have long wanted to let them go, didn't you?" The three of you looked at me, and I looked at you, and suddenly, they all burst into laughter. Guo Dalu smiled and said: "It seems that releasing people is not only easier than killing people, but also much more enjoyable." Yan Qi said: "It's not bad at all, if we killed them, we would never be so happy now." Wang Dong said: "But after we let them go, if they go to harm others again, it will be unpleasant." Guo Dalu shook his head, and said loudly: "No way, I don't think they are very bad people. Even if they have done bad things before, they will definitely correct themselves in the future." He winked suddenly, lowered his voice, and said, "Even if they are really bad, after hearing what I said, they must be ashamed to do bad things again." Yan Qi said: "Do you think they will hear?" Wang Dong said: "Of course I can hear it. This man's voice can be heard even a deaf person ten miles away." Guo Dalu smiled and said: "By the way, I have always had a good voice. Many people used to say that I was born with a golden voice. When I am in a good mood, I will sing a few verses for you to listen to." Wang Dong sighed and said, "If you must sing, you'd better wait until I fall asleep before singing." He covered his head under the quilt again, and said, "As long as I fall asleep, even if you step on the chicken's neck, I won't wake up." That's who they are, and the way they do things is really special. Sometimes they do it right and sometimes they do it wrong. But, no matter what, what they do will never be bloody and disgusting. They do not only make themselves happy, but also make others happy.
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