Chapter 122 The first two second rounds of rabbit dead dog cooking

Bai Kaixin is dead as expected. He didn't look very good when he was alive, and he was ugly when he was dead. He looked like a dried-up weasel being hung high on a tree. Du Jiaojiao sighed, and murmured: "I knew this man would die a long time ago, but I didn't expect him to die so badly. We helped him snatch the white tiger's woman, but it was really a great help to the white tiger. .” While she was talking, she was already under the tree. Suddenly Haha'er shouted from behind: "Be careful, this kid might be pretending to be dead." It was fine if he didn't say this, but once he said this, Tu Jiaojiao naturally turned her head to look at him, her mind was divided, her white and happy hands were already strangling her neck.Haha'er's body shook, and he stayed there, as if he could no longer walk half a step.

Bai Kaixin sneered coldly and said: "Tu Jiaojiao, I have nothing against you, and I didn't want to kill you. This is all Yin Laojiu's idea. You'd better go to him if you die and become a ghost. Don't look for me." Du Jiaojiao's eyes turned white, not only could she not speak, she could not even hear.Bai Kaixin rolled over from the tree with a somersault, looked at Hahaer and said with a smile: "You see, my ability to pretend to be dead is no worse than that of Du Jiaojiao, she is the best at pretending to be dead in her life, I'm afraid I will never think of myself will die at the hands of a 'fake death'."

Haha'er sighed, and murmured: "The reincarnation of heaven, it seems that the retribution is not good, I will reincarnate in my next life, and I will never dare to harm others again." Bai Kai laughed loudly and said: "Haha, are you going to change your ways? There are probably only three or four of the 'Top Ten Evil Men' left now, and you are about to support the scene! Because your weight alone can cover the whole situation." It's worth two or three others." Haha'er seemed overjoyed, tremblingly said: "You...will you spare me?" Bai Kaixin raised his head, put his hands behind his back and said, "Maybe, but I still have to think about it."

Haha'er smiled wryly and said: "Please, don't think about it. As long as you forgive me, you will be my reborn parents. From now on, if you want me to go east, I will not dare to go west. If you want me Climb, I dare not walk." Bai happily smiled and said: "In that case, you can climb around and show me." Haha'er didn't say anything, but actually got up on the ground. Bai Kaixin clapped his hands and laughed loudly: "Everyone, come and see, there is a fat turtle here." While crawling, Haha'er salivated and said with a smile: "Fat turtle, crawling all over the ground, uncle Bai clapped his hands and laughed haha, grandma Bai rushed over, smiling more like a flower..."

Sure enough, Mrs. Bai came, smiling like a flower. Bai Kaixin winked at her and said, "Is it all done?" Mrs. Bai smiled coquettishly: "Forgive them for being wicked, but also to eat my old lady's footwashing water." Bai Kaixin said: "Where's Yin Laojiu?" Mrs. Bai said: "Of course we can't keep him. Otherwise, in the future... when we are in good times, if he has to watch from the side, how can we bear it?" Bai Kai laughed loudly and said: "You are so fucking right, since all the rabbits are dead, why keep that dog?" Madam Bai threw Li Dazui heavily on the ground, and said: "Only this big mouth wolf, I know you are reluctant to kill him so soon."

Bai Kaixin jumped over and hugged her neck and said with a smile: "You are really my sweetheart, the roundworm in my stomach." Madam Bai chuckled and said, "Where is this fat turtle?" Bai Kaixin said: "We can kill this fat turtle at any time anyway, why rush to kill him, keep him here, I can play with him like a turtle's grandson, wouldn't it be fun." Madam Bai rolled her eyes and said, "Then what about this big-mouthed wolf? How do you want to deal with him?" Bai Kaixin blinked and said, "Do you have any good ideas?" Mrs. Bai said with a smile: "He has eaten the flesh of everyone, even his wife and son. There is only one kind of flesh that he has not eaten. Wouldn't it be a pity to die, so I must Do him this favor."

Bai Kai said: "What kind of meat has he never eaten?" Mrs. Bai said: "People who eat people." Bai Kaixin's eyes lit up, and he said, "Do you want him to eat his own flesh?" Madam Bai said with a sinister smile, "Do you think this is a good idea?" Bai Kaixin hugged her again, laughed and said: "You are such a living baby, how can I leave you from now on." In the laughter, only the sound of "grid" was heard. Madam Bai suddenly let out a miserable cry, her body fell down like a puddle of mud, her neck limply dropped to one side, but her eyes stared at Bai Kaixin like copper bells, her eyes were full of horror, and she whispered: " you……"

How can a person whose neck has been strangled still be able to speak?She had a lot of venomous words to say, but all she could utter was a hideous sibilance, like that of a rattlesnake dying.She didn't believe that Bai Kaixin would kill her until she died, just like Du Sha and Yin Jiuyou didn't believe that she would kill them until their death. Bai Kaixin smiled and said: "You don't need to act like this, in fact, you should have known long ago, since all the rabbits are dead, why do I need you as a bitch?" Mrs. Bai stared at him, her eyes were almost bulging Come out, no matter who sees her staring at him like this, they will never be able to sleep at night again.

But Bai Kaixin didn't care at all, and continued leisurely: "Besides, if I don't kill you, I will be killed by you sooner or later. I know that you have already hated us all in your heart, so you will use me to kill you first." Kill them, and then think of a way to kill me, if I don't act first, I will be strong, and then I will suffer." The veins on Mrs. Bai's neck throbbed, and she could no longer swallow her breath. Suddenly Li Dazui said: "Bai Kai, Bai Kai, I always thought you were an idiot, but you are much smarter than I imagined." Bai Kaixin sneered and said, "You haven't died yet? Are you waiting to eat your own flesh?"

Li Dazui forced a smile and said: "It's not bad at all. I have long wanted to taste what my own meat is like, but unfortunately I didn't have the opportunity. Now that the opportunity is here, how can I miss it." Bai Kaixin was stunned instead, and said, "Really?" Li Dazui sighed: "When a person is about to die, his words are good. Why do I still lie to you?" Bai Kaixin blinked, then laughed again and said, "Do you really think I will believe your words? I just won't give you food!" Li Dazui said: "It's best if you don't believe it, take a knife quickly, but don't cut my arm, the meat is the thickest there."

Bai Kaixin stared at him for a while, then suddenly turned to Haha'er and asked, "Do you believe what he said?" Haha'er has been obediently lying on the ground, and now he is busy smiling and saying: "Dogs can't change eating shit, this big-mouthed wolf has no other people's meat to eat, it is always good to eat your own meat, why should Boss Bai let him eat shit?" Did he have another addiction before he died?" Bai Xinxin clapped his hands and said: "That's right, I must suffocate him to death. Although his flesh grows on him, I still want him to stare anxiously." Li Dazui gasped and said, "I know that Yin Laojiu wanted to kill us to make Yan Nantian think that we were all dead and stop investigating, but if you want to kill us, what good will it do you?" Bai Kaixin grinned and said, "Have you forgotten my name?" Li Dazui was stunned for a long while, then murmured with a wry smile: "It's not good for others... It's not good for you..." He seemed to be out of breath, closed his eyes, and stopped talking. Haha'er smiled apologetically, "Boss Bai, do you still want to watch my fat turtle crawl?" Bai Kaixin waved his hand and said with a smile: "Get up, I have seen enough today." Hahaer said: "You...you really have spared me?" Bai Kaixin said: "Don't worry, as long as you are obedient and obedient, I will never harm you. There are only two of us left in the family brothers. How can I be willing to kill you again? If you die, who else in the world will kill you?" Willing to make friends with me?" Hahaer paused and said, "Thank you, Boss Bai, thank you, Boss Bai." Bai Kai laughed heartily, as if he had become an emperor.But he was still "happy in vain". When Haha'er kowtowed to the third head, three black short arrows flew out from behind, and shot into Bai Kaixin's chest with a "swish".Bai Kai shouted loudly, turned over and fell down, staring at Haha, the expression was exactly the same as when Mrs. Bai was staring at him just now. Haha'er looked up to the sky and laughed loudly: "Happy in vain, happy in vain, you've been smart all your life, and you've been confused for a while. How could I be so afraid of you, can't you see that I'm lying?" Bai Kaixin tightly held the arrow feathers on his chest with both hands, and said in a low voice, "If I could see it, I wouldn't be fooled by you fat turtle." Hahaer said: "Haha, but why do you think I'm so afraid of you?" Bai Kaixin said: "I thought that fat people were afraid of death and would never dare to attack me. I also thought that fat people were useless, so I wouldn't be afraid even if you attacked me, but I forgot...forgot..." His face turned pale Pale, black lips, and dim eyes. Hahaer said: "Haha, have you forgotten my 'three hidden weapons hidden in a smile' again? Do you know how many people died under my unique trick in the past?" Bai Kai gasped and said, "But why did you kill me? Isn't it better for the two of us to be a partner than to be alone?" Haha'er stopped looking at him, but walked up to Du Jiaojiao, and said softly, "Jiaojiao, can you still see it? I have already avenged you." Bai Kaixin lost his voice in surprise: "So you are actually avenging her? Could it be that you are her..." The flesh on Haha'er's face was trembling, as if he was in extreme pain, Bai was happy that he didn't need to ask anymore, he already knew who Du Jiaojiao was. I only heard Hahaer sadly said: "For many years, you have been good to me, now that you are dead, I feel really sad..." Bai Kai smiled wryly and said, "Tu Jiaojiao has endured in the Valley of the Wicked for twenty years. I knew for a long time that she would not be able to survive. She must have a concubine, but I always thought that her concubine was Boss Du." He suddenly laughed again and said: "Actually, I should have known that her concubine is you. For an old woman like her who is neither male nor female, who else can she seduce except you, a fat turtle?" Haha'er roared angrily, and kicked him flying.Finally, he could no longer speak harsh words that hurt others and benefit himself. Haha'er gritted his teeth and panted for a while, and suddenly saw Du Jiaojiao's eyes opened a thread, Haha'er was surprised and delighted, immediately squatted down and said: "Can you still talk?" Du Jiaojiao nodded, her lips moved, as if she had said something. But her voice was too weak, Haha'er couldn't hear a word, she could only put her ear next to Du Jiaojiao's mouth, and said softly: "If you have anything else on your mind, just tell me, I will definitely do it for you arrive." Du Jiaojiao moaned, "We are mandarin ducks with the same fate, aren't we?" Haha'er nodded repeatedly and said, "That's right, that's right, we are mandarin ducks with the same fate, and we are also a loving couple." There was a last trace of a smile on the corner of Du Jiaojiao's mouth.Said: "So I died, and you can't live." Haha'er's surprise was really serious, but it was too late to jump up.Du Jiaojiao's two arms wrapped around him like snakes, and she bit him on the throat. Haha struggled desperately, but finally she couldn't move anymore.His face gradually turned pale, and the blood on his body flowed into Du Jiaojiao's stomach like a tide, and suddenly he used all his strength to press down on Du Jiaojiao.Hearing a series of sounds of "Gragera", all the bones in Tu Jiaojiao's body were crushed, Haha'er struggled to stand up, "Haha, haha, haha" laughed three times, and fell to the ground with a "poof" Finally, I couldn't laugh any more. Li Dazui kept watching, his eyes straightened.Only then did he sigh a long time, and murmured: "Very good, very good, the 'Ten Evil Men' are finally dead. Thirty years ago, I knew that these people would definitely kill each other to death, Mr. Heaven created ten of us so that we could fight poison with poison and kill each other, otherwise He would have created one, why bother to create ten." He struggled to stand up, but fell again, so he struggled to climb up the mountain , seems to want to avoid these people's bodies far away. The mountain wind blows, and there seems to be the roar of wild animals in the distance.In the bushes behind the col, there seems to be a deep cave with towering strange rocks, which looks like a prehistoric monster from a distance, and this cave is like the mouth of a strange rock.Li Dazui struggled to climb in. The cave was gloomy and dank, and there was a sickening stench.But Li Dazui seemed to have never been to such a comfortable place in his life. He sighed and lay down on the ground. The ground was muddy and gravel, but Li Dazui seemed to be lying on a soft bed in a girl's boudoir, talking to himself: "Li Dazui, Li Dazui, God can give you such a A place where you can wait for your death in peace is already very good for you, what else do you have to complain about?" But God did not let him wait quietly to die.After an unknown amount of time, footsteps suddenly sounded outside the cave.Li Dazui wanted to jump up immediately, but he couldn't even crawl at the moment. At this time, one can only resign himself to fate. He simply lay still, and said to himself: "I have eaten people all my life, even if God wants to feed me to dogs, it should be." Only one person said: "This is the place, you can't go wrong, I recognize the stone at the entrance of the cave." Although this person said two very ordinary sentences, but the voice was dignified and heavy, even though Li Dazui listened I couldn't tell who the voice was, but for some reason, my heart was beating "poundingly". After a while, another person said: "Uncle, I did something without telling you, will you forgive me?" Hearing this voice, Li Dazui was really surprised.This person is actually Xiao Yu'er, and the other person is naturally Yan Nantian, Li Dazui never thought that he would hide and hide, but he still couldn't hide. He was so terrified that he didn't even dare to breathe. In fact, since he is not far from death, what else is there to be afraid of?But if a person does something wrong, he can't help but be afraid. Yan Nantian said, "What did you do without telling me?" Xiao Yu'er said: "I...I have told someone to release Jiang Biehe and his son without telling you, old man." Yan Nantian also seemed to be startled, and said sharply: "Why did you do this? Have you forgotten the bloody feud?" Xiao Yu'er said: "I haven't forgotten, but I don't think it is necessary to kill them to take revenge. I really don't like killing people. When others kill my relatives, they are despicable and vicious. If I kill them again, wouldn't it be the same?" Have they become the same as them? So I want them to live to repent of their sins, I think doing so is much more interesting than killing them." He spoke in front of Yan Nantian without any timidity. Yan Nantian was silent for a long time, and sighed sadly: "Good boy, good boy, Jiang Feng has a son like you, and he should die in peace when he dies under the Nine Springs. Uncle Yan has lived in vain for decades, but he is not as enlightened as you are!" reasonable." Xiao Yu'er said: "Then, the battle between me and Hua Wuque, can we stop fighting?" Yan Nantian's voice became severe again, and he said, "That's absolutely impossible." Xiao Yu'er said: "Why not? Hua Wuque and I have no enmity, why should we fight him so hard!" Yan Nantian sternly said: "This battle is not for revenge, but for honor. A man's head can be cut off and his blood can be shed, but he must never do something shameful. At this time, if you still want to run away, how can you feel sorry for it?" How can your dead parents be worthy of me." Xiao Yu'er sighed and was also speechless. Yan Nantian said: "Not only will you have to fight Hua Wuque, but I will also have to fight Palace Master Yihua, because those who do something wrong must be punished, and if a man does not do something, he must do something. Even if we know we are going to die in battle, we must never escape, do you understand this truth?" Xiao Yu'er said sadly: "I understand." Yan Nantian let out a long sigh, and said softly: "I also know that you and Hua Wuque already have a friendship, so I don't want to fight with him. But living alone in this world, sometimes you have to do things you don't want to do. , the tricks of good fortune, the arrangements of fate, no matter how great a hero is, there is nothing he can do about it." Xiao Yu'er also let out a long sigh, and suddenly said: "Uncle, I just want to ask you one thing." Yan Nantian said: "You tell me." Xiao Yu'er said: "I just ask you not to kill Du Sha and Li Dazui when you see them." Yan Nantian said angrily: "These people deserved to die long ago, why are you pleading for them again?" Xiao Yu'er said: "It is true that a person will be punished for doing something wrong, but the punishment they have received is enough. After living in the 'Valley of the Wicked' for twenty years, they have become a bunch of poor people. Every day I am terrified, fleeing here and there, like a group of wild dogs who have lost their homes, how dare they harm others in the future?" Hearing this, Li Dazui couldn't help but secretly sighed: "You scolded well, you scolded well, but you still scolded too lightly, we are really not as good as wild dogs." Just listen to Yan Nantian said: "The country is easy to change, but the nature is hard to change. How do you know that they won't harm others in the future?" Xiao Yu'er said: "Before they entered the valley, they once collected a batch of jewels, and they almost gave up their lives just because of this batch of jewels. Uncle, if they still have the courage to harm others, why not go there again? Grab more jewels? Why are you still looking for this batch of jewels?" He sighed and said: "It can be seen that their courage has long been lost, and they are just old men who are greedy for money. The majesty of the ten villains? Such people are almost as dead as alive, so why do you want to hunt them down again, and let them live for two more years?" Hearing this, Li Dazui's eyes filled with tears, and he couldn't help sighing: "Little Yu'er, we all misunderstood you, if we could think that you would intercede for us, I'm afraid we wouldn't end up like this fate." Before he finished speaking, Yan Nantian and Xiao Yu'er had already rushed over. Xiao Yu'er lost her voice: "Uncle Li, it's you! How did you become like this?" Li Dazui smiled sadly, and said: "I'm afraid this is called: Good and evil must be repaid in the end, and many unrighteous deeds will be self-defeating." Xiao Yu'er asked, "Where are the others?" Li Dazui sighed: "All dead, all dead." Xiao Yu'er asked in surprise, "Who killed them?" Li Dazui smiled wryly: "Apart from themselves, who else can kill them?" He let out a long sigh, and said: "Hero Yan, we are really sorry for you, you should kill me quickly!" When Yan Nantian saw him, his face was full of anger, but now he showed pity, he just shook his head, sighed and was speechless. Li Dazui smiled bitterly and said, "I know that people like me are no longer worthy of hero Yan's attack. If a person lives so long that even his enemies don't think it's worth killing, what's the point of his life?" He suddenly laughed again, and said: "Fortunately, I don't live long, this is my luck, otherwise I would have to piss and drown myself." Yan Nantian sighed, "Let's go!" Xiao Yu'er said: "I can't leave now." Yan Nantian frowned and said, "What are you waiting for?" Xiao Yu'er lowered his head and said: "When I was young, he was kind to me, now that he has fallen to this state, how can I leave him and let him wait here alone to die?" Li Dazui said loudly: "You don't need to pity me, and you don't need to repay my kindness. I don't do you any good at all. I raised you just because I want you to grow up to harm others." Xiao Yu'er smiled and said: "No matter what you are doing for it, you have finally raised me. Now that I am living a very interesting life, I cannot forget your kindness."