Chapter 94 Chapter 94: Absolutely Witty

Although Su Ying didn't know that these four people were the famous Bai Kaixin, Haha'er, Tu Jiaojiao and Li Dazui, she had seen these four people before. She had also seen with her own eyes how these four people dealt with Wei Maiyi, and now that these four people suddenly appeared together and surrounded her, even though she was always indifferent, her face couldn't help but change a little. Li Dazui laughed loudly and said, "Miss Su, you don't need to be afraid. My appetite has not been very good these two days. If I want to eat you, I have to wait at least a few more days."

Du Jiaojiao giggled and said, "Even if you are willing to eat such a smart and beautiful girl, I won't accept it." Bai Kai said: "In my opinion, it's better to eat." Haha'er said: "Haha, you are a veritable person who harms others and does not benefit yourself. If Li Dazui eats her, what good will it do you?" Bai Kai said: "At least I can rest assured that I won't be betrayed by her." Su Ying's eyes moved, and she suddenly smiled and said, "Could it be that the four of you are here to fight for Tie Xinlan?" Du Jiaojiao sighed, and said, "Speaking of which, that silly girl is really pitiful."

Su Ying smiled and said, "If the four of you feel that I let her be fooled, why didn't you stop her just now?" Bai Kaixin said with a straight face: "She is neither my daughter nor my wife. If she can't be fooled, what does it have to do with me? Why do I want to be troublesome?" Haha'er said: "Besides, it would be good to let her go to Wei Wuya's place, haha, if Wei Wuya takes a fancy to her, it would be even better." Su Yingyan said: "Since that's the case, what are the four of you here for?" Li Dazui said: "We came to you just to negotiate a deal."

Su Ying said: "Deal? What deal?" Haha'er said: "Haha, it is naturally a mutually beneficial transaction, but I wonder if you will agree to it?" Su Ying smiled and said, "If it's a mutually beneficial deal, why wouldn't I agree?" Du Jiaojiao said: "Okay, let me ask you, you want to marry Xiao Yu'er, don't you?" Su Ying smiled, and said: "I don't think about it and let it go, I must marry him." Du Jiaojiao said: "But are you sure that he will marry you?" Su Ying smiled and said, "The more uncertain things are, the more interesting it is to do, isn't it?"

Du Jiaojiao said: "Okay, now we can help you and ask Xiao Yu'er to marry you, but you have to promise us one thing." Su Ying rolled her eyes and said with a smile, "Are you really sure that he will marry me?" Du Jiaojiao said: "Of course I'm sure, don't forget, Xiao Yu'er was raised by us, how could we not know his temper." Su Ying said: "Then, what do you want me to do?" Du Jiaojiao said: "Take him into Wei Wuya's cave alive, and then bring him out alive." Su Ying said, "Why are you doing this?" Du Jiaojiao said: "Just because we want to ask him to get something."

Su Ying thought for a while and said, "What if he refuses to go?" Du Jiaojiao smiled and said: "He didn't expect to go at first, but now he must go, just because you helped us, you sent Tie Xinlan there." Su Ying said leisurely: "What if I don't agree?" Li Dazui chuckled and said, "If you don't agree, my appetite will improve immediately." Su Ying smiled and said: "I believe that the meat on my body is delicious no matter how it is made. But I want to advise you, never braise it in soy sauce. It's a pity to braise it in soy sauce. It's better to use Come to wash the pot so that the meat can stay fresh and tender."

Li Dazui and the others looked at each other, but couldn't help being stunned. Li Dazui laughed twice, and said: "You reminded me that the taste of boiling human flesh is indeed the best in the world. I really haven't tasted it for a long time." Su Ying said: "You'd better cut off my flesh while I'm still alive, and don't put vinegar in the seasoning, because human flesh is a bit sour." Li Dazui said with a dry smile, "Thank you for your advice, I cannibalized countless people, I never thought I'm not as good as you." He took two steps, and saw Su Ying sitting there leisurely, she didn't look like she was going to be eaten, but she was waiting for someone to bring it to her.

Du Jiaojiao suddenly said: "Li Dazui, come here first, I have something to tell you." She pulled Li Dazui aside, and whispered: "Have you ever eaten such a person?" Li Dazui glanced at Su Ying who was sitting there with a smile, and couldn't help cursing in a low voice: "This girl looks like she likes to be eaten by me, I don't know what the hell is going on in her stomach ?” Du Jiaojiao said: "Do you think, if she didn't have a plan in mind, how could she be so determined? And she seems to be too comfortable in fear of death, and even persuaded you to live to kill her. Do you think there is such a person in the world?"

Li Dazui was silent for a while, and said: "You mean..." Du Jiaojiao said: "In my opinion, let's forget it! It's not easy for us to survive until now. Don't capsize the boat in the gutter and fall into the hands of this little girl. That would be a shame." Li Dazui pondered and said: "That's not bad..." Su Yingjiao smiled and said: "If you don't come here, if you wait any longer, my flesh will grow old." Li Dazui laughed loudly and said, "Your meat is too sour, I'm too lazy to eat it." "I didn't expect my meat to be sour. Could it be that I was jealous and ate too much?" She stood up gracefully, and said in a bag, "Since your husband refuses to show you face, I have no choice but to leave."

Suddenly, Bai happily shouted: "I'm different from him. He's delicious, and I'm lustful. People who eat delicious food are always less courageous, but people who are lustful are different..." He walked towards Su Ying step by step, and said with a big laugh: "As the saying goes, you are bold, you must have heard this sentence before!" Su Ying couldn't help herself, and took half a step back, but still with a smile on her face, she said, "If your Excellency thinks being a bachelor is boring, I can be a matchmaker for you. In the stream over there, there is a beautiful woman taking a bath , she is not only charming, she is much prettier than me, she is also charming, knowledgeable and interesting."

Bai Kaixin giggled and said, "I just fell in love with you, and I don't want anyone else." While he was talking, a pair of big hands had already grabbed Su Ying. Even if Su Ying had a thousand excellent strategies in her stomach, she couldn't even use one at this moment. If a woman encounters a pervert, there is really nothing she can do. Just hearing a "chi", Su Ying's clothes have been torn off by Bai Xinxin. At this moment, suddenly heard another person slowly say: "A man, a man, how can he bully a woman!" The voice was calm and slow, but his people came as fast as the wind and lightning. Bai Kaixin saw a figure descending from the sky, he was startled, and he slapped out. Li Dazui and the others saw a figure flickering and heard clear applause, Bai Kai's body was already hanging on the branch like a ball. Looking at Su Ying's side, there was already a handsome young man. Although his clothes were a little messy, he still couldn't hide a noble and noble air. Although this man saved Su Ying, when Su Ying saw him, her expression changed, and she said in a broken voice, "Hua Wuque!" Hua Wuque smiled faintly, glanced at Li Dazui and the others, and said slowly, "Is there anyone else who wants to do something?" Li Dazui and the others were also stunned.Although Hua Wuque didn't recognize them, they did recognize Hua Wuque. They once watched Hua Wuque frighten Sister Murong away with her extraordinary martial arts, and then threw Bai Kaixin onto a tree with one move. Li Dazui laughed loudly and said: "We have long thought that this pervert is not pleasing to the eye, and the young master has taught him a lesson now, which is the best thing." Du Jiaojiao also laughed and said: "It's a pity that the young master's attack was too light..." Haha'er said: "Haha, if you throw him further away, so that we can never see him again, it would be better." Bai Kaixin struggled to jump down from the tree, and shouted, "I just want to touch her, but that big mouth wants to eat her!" Instead of dealing with outsiders, they turned against outsiders. Hua Wuque had never seen anyone like this before, so he couldn't help but sighed, "Everyone is really very loyal..." Before he could finish his sentence, Li Dazui rushed towards Bai Kaixin with a roar, but Bai Kaixin seemed unable to dodge in time, but was punched three feet away by him, and he yelled strangely: "Dazui wolf, you dare to hit someone? " Li Dazui roared: "Twenty years ago, I wanted to kill you bastard!" While scolding, he chased after him, but Bai Kaixin's foot hooked suddenly, and he also fell down. Both of them rolled on the ground and twisted into a ball. I only heard the sound of "bang bang puffy" fists and the furious scolding of "bastard bastard". The scolding words were unsightly, but the fighting posture was even more unsightly. Hua Wuque originally thought they were martial arts masters, but at this moment, they were no worse than rascals who could break their heads for three pennies. But Haha'er clapped his hands and laughed loudly: "Okay, good fight, haha, grab his hair quickly, yes, hold on tighter." Du Jiaojiao said: "We can't let them fight like this. If one is killed, don't we have to spend money to collect his body? Let's go and pull them away!" At this time, Li Dazui and Bai Kaixin had already rolled behind the tree over there, they were already panting like dogs, but they still refused to stop. Du Jiaojiao and Ha Ha'er also rushed over, shouting: "Don't fight anymore... If you fight again, you will kill someone!" So these two people also went behind the tree, and seemed to be fighting. Hua Wuque looked at them, and could only shake his head and smile wryly—what else could he do when he met such a rascal, besides shaking his head? Su Ying suddenly smiled slightly, and said, "Young Master Hua, you have been fooled by them." Hua Wuque asked, "What did you fall for?" Su Ying smiled and said, "Do you think they are really fighting?" Hua Wuque was startled, and said, "Could it be..." Su Ying pursed her lips and said with a smile: "It's just that they are trying to escape. Although the martial arts of those two people are not very good, if they really want to go all out, within 300 moves, neither of them will touch a finger of the other. " Hua Wuque flew over, and there was no one behind the tree. On the bark, there were four lines of writing: "Be merciful, thank you, thank you, Leave without saying goodbye, panic panic. Not bold enough, maybe maybe, Not loyal enough, not necessarily not necessarily. " Hua Wuque was stunned for a while, and couldn't help but smiled wryly, "Sure enough, I was fooled, I'm ashamed." Su Ying laughed and said: "These four people are full of tricks, which is very rare. It would be a strange thing if a loyal gentleman like Hua Gongzi is not fooled by them." Hua Wuque also smiled suddenly, and said: "A loyal gentleman, it may not be impossible...just now a few people fell for my tricks." Su Ying said, "Oh? Who?" After she asked, she also understood, and said with a smile: "That's right, the ones who were fooled must be Mr. and Mrs. Baishan, right?" Hua Wuque smiled and nodded, "It's them." Su Ying rolled her eyes, and said: "Although I trapped you with medicine, the medicine is not harmful to people, as long as the wind blows the medicine, it will be released, but at that time they must have tapped your acupoints, you Still can't escape." She smiled slightly, and continued: "Did you deliberately pretend to be deeply poisoned, so that they would not be wary of you, but you secretly opened the acupoints with the internal force of 'transferring flowers and jade', and walked away. " Hua Wuque smiled and said, "Young lady's intelligence is really rare." The smile on Hua Wuque's face suddenly disappeared, and he sighed and said, "Miss, although you are unparalleled in wisdom, I know that there is another person... Even if you meet him, miss, I'm afraid you will suffer." Su Ying lowered her head, sighed, and said softly, "You're right. Not only do I know who the person you're talking about is, but I've also suffered from him." Hua Wuque couldn't help showing surprise on his face, and just about to ask, Su Ying suddenly smiled and said: "The gentle playboy now also uses tricks to deceive people, I'm afraid I learned from this person... Did I say so?" Hua Wuque couldn't help laughing and said: "This is called: those who are close to vermilion are red, and those who are close to ink are black." Su Ying said: "But a gentleman is always a gentleman after all, so even though I treated you like that, instead of taking revenge on me, you saved me." Hua Wuque's face suddenly darkened, and he said, "Do you know why I want to save you?" Seeing his sudden change of expression, Su Ying seemed a little surprised, but she still smiled and said, "I've already said, it's because you are a gentleman." Hua Wuque said with a serious face: "I must tell you three things. First, the secret of Yihua Jieyu is never allowed to be known by outsiders. Whoever knows, only dies! This is a forbidden rule of Yihua Palace, and no one can make an exception. .” Although Su Ying was still smiling, the laughter was not so pleasant to the ears. Hua Wuque said: "Secondly, no matter what the disciples of Yihua Palace want to do, they must do it themselves, and they will never allow others to interfere, and they must never give their hands to outsiders." Su Ying said, "What about...the third?" Hua Wuque said: "Third, I am also a disciple of Yihua Palace, no matter what, I cannot break the rules of Yihua Palace." Su Ying sighed, and said: "So, you saved me only to kill me with your own hands, didn't you?" Hua Wuque turned his head away from her, and said word by word: "Even if it is necessary, it is imperative." Su Ying said: "Then...then I also want to tell you three things." She didn't wait for Hua Wuque to ask her, and continued: "First, don't forget that I had many opportunities to kill you, but I didn't do it. If you kill me now, wouldn't it be unjust?" Although Hua Wuque didn't say anything, he couldn't help but sighed. Su Ying said: "Secondly, although I know the secret of Yihuajieyu, I will never practice this kind of kung fu, and I have never told others. Wouldn't it be inhumane if you killed me?" Hua Wuque was slightly moved. Su Ying said: "Thirdly, don't forget that I am a woman, and I have no strength to restrain a chicken. It is not only rude, but also shameless for a big man to bully a weak woman with the strong." Hua Wuque unconsciously lowered her head. Seeing the change in his expression, Su Ying's eyes sparkled, but she said coldly: "If you must do such inhumane, disrespectful and shameless things, I can't do anything about it, but if Tie Xinlan knows She must be very disappointed in you." Hua Wuque suddenly raised his head. Su Ying said leisurely: "That's right, Tie Xinlan... She always told me that you are the most gentle and polite man, I believed it at first, but now..." She deliberately sighed and kept silent. Hua Wuque's fingertips were already trembling, and he said, "You...do you know Tie Xinlan?" Su Ying raised her head, and said calmly, "I'm not too close to her, but just sworn sisters." Hua Wuque felt as if he had been whipped suddenly, he was stunned for a while, then shook his head and said, "Impossible... This is absolutely impossible! Where is she?" Su Ying said: "Even if I tell you where she is at the moment, you wouldn't dare to look for her." Hua Wuque's eyes flashed, and his face changed: "Wei Wuya, did you send her to Wei Wuya?" Su Ying smiled and said, "Although Wei Wuya is cruel to others, he is very kind to us sisters." Hua Wuque stomped his feet, turned around abruptly, and said in a low voice, "You will never tell anyone the secret of Yihua Palace?" Su Ying said: "If a second person finds out, then it won't be too late for you to kill me." Hua Wuque sighed, "Although it was late at that time, but...but I still believe in you." He stomped his feet again, and his body jumped forward.