Chapter 91 Chapter 91

As soon as Jiang Yulang was mentioned, Tie Pinggu's heart immediately sank. Although she didn't want Xiao Yuer to be fooled, she couldn't bear Jiang Yulang's death even more. Tie Pinggu didn't dare to speak again. After a while, Madam Bai asked again: "I know you saved him once, didn't you?" Aunt Tie Ping said, "Yes." Mrs. Bai said: "Why doesn't he come to rescue you now?" Aunt Tie Ping said, "Maybe... maybe he didn't recognize me." Mrs. Bai pondered and said: "That's right... When a man sees a naked beauty, his eyes will only stare at her body, and often he won't look at her face."

Aunt Tie Ping's face turned red like a fire, and she suddenly felt that Xiao Yu'er's eyes seemed to be staring at her all the time, she wished she could immediately cover her chest and her legs...but for Jiang Yulang, she moved He didn't dare to move either. Mrs. Bai said coldly: "Now, turn your head away quickly and call for help twice... The call can't be too loud, but it can't be too low, you have to look hoarse, you know?" Tie Pinggu immediately hissed: "Help...help..." She tilted her head halfway, and found that Xiao Yu'er had finished washing her feet, resting her head on her hands, half lying on the rock, as if she had fallen asleep.

Mrs. Bai saw it herself, she gnashed her teeth and said, "What a little thief, what is he thinking?" I only heard the person under the stone say: "I'm right, this fish is very difficult to get into the net." It turned out that Pharmacist Hu couldn't bear it anymore, and most of his head emerged from the water. Madam Bai hurriedly said: "Get down quickly, don't let him see you." Yaoshi Hu laughed and said, "Even if he has great abilities, can his eyes turn around? How can he see behind the stone?" Madam Bai sighed, and said: "In your opinion, has he seen through this plan?"

Medicine Master Hu said: "Then why didn't he come over?" Mrs. Bai said: "Maybe this kid is naturally paranoid and suspicious of everything, so don't come here for now, let's wait and see how we react?" Pharmacist Hu smiled wryly: "But we suffer here, but he enjoys happiness there. How can we consume more energy than him?" Mrs. Bai said: "So what can we do if we don't waste it? This kid is more slippery than a fish. If we are caught by him this time, it will be even more difficult to get him into the net next time." Pharmacist Hu sighed for a long time, and said, "Since that's the case, it seems that we have no choice but to spend it with him. But how long will it take for you?"

Madam Bai was silent for a while, then smiled wryly: "It's only a moment until now." Unexpectedly, at this moment, Xiao Yu'er suddenly stood up. Madam Bai was both surprised and delighted, she mumbled: "Go down quickly, I'm afraid the fish is about to take the bait." Yaoshi Hu didn't wait for her to speak, he had already dived into the water again, and brought the reed out of the water again. Xiao Yu'er murmured: "I'm afraid it's not a fake, otherwise they wouldn't be able to bear it for so long." While talking, he had already put on his shoes, and soaked his feet in the water. Obviously, he was afraid that the rocks over there would be too slippery, so he wet the soles of his shoes first.

Madam Bai knew that he was coming soon, and the joy in her heart was beyond words, but Aunt Tie Ping could hardly help crying. At this moment, she had almost forgotten about Jiang Yulang, and she could hardly bear to shout at once, telling Xiao Yu'er not to come over and be fooled. This is not to say that she would rather let Jiang Yulang die, but just at this moment of life and death. Sometimes, the moral heart lurking deep in people's hearts often suddenly overcomes selfishness. It's a pity that Mrs. Bai also understands this deeply, and said in a deep voice: "Remember, don't forget your lover."

Aunt Tie Ping felt a chill in her heart, she bit her tongue suddenly, she felt a burst of pain piercing her heart, although she didn't cry out, tears flowed out. Suddenly Xiao Yu'er shouted: "Girls, don't be afraid, I'm here to save you!" Amidst the shout, he jumped up and leaped towards the rock. Xiao Yu'er gathered his energy and prepared for a long time, Madam Bai only thought that his jump must be light and graceful, but his posture is not light and his posture is also very ugly. A person spends a lot of painstaking efforts to set up a net, always hoping to catch a big fish, but this "fish" turns out to be really small.

Mrs. Bai sighed secretly: "Sure enough, most smart people don't know how to work hard. If I had known his kung fu was so bad, why would I waste so much effort?" While the thoughts were flashing, I suddenly heard a "plop", and the water splashed everywhere - the little fish didn't jump on the stone, but fell into the water. He heard a few more gurgles, and it seemed that he had been gulped down with water, and blisters came out from his nose, and finally he let out a loud cry. "Help... help... drowning me..." The person who came to save people, instead shouted for help at this moment.

Mrs. Bai was really angry and funny, she really didn't expect this kid not only to be terrible at martial arts, but also worse at water than martial arts. At this time, the little fish couldn't even cry out for help, but a series of bubbles came out of the water, and it seemed that the little fish was about to be drowned. Mrs. Bai cursed secretly: "If it wasn't for me, I still need you. It would be strange if I didn't let you drown alive today." At this time, she no longer hesitated, and was about to sit up, but the water force above her was too strong, and her strength was almost exhausted. She just sat up half of her body, but was washed down by the water force again.

But the reed had already turned around from behind the stone, Madam Bai saw that Medicine Master Hu had come to catch fish, so she simply saved some effort. The water was very clear, Pharmacist Hu opened his eyes in the water, and saw that the little fish seemed to have turned into a drowning puppy at this moment, and he could catch it as soon as he stretched out his hand. Unexpectedly, Xiao Yu'er somehow managed to jump up from the water. As if flicking his finger lightly, a small black bullet popped out, and it happened to land in the hollow reed in an unbiased manner. Pharmacist Hu was inhaling when he suddenly felt something fall from the reed. Well, after being stuffed in the water for so long, he was naturally very hard when he inhaled, and when he wanted to exhale again, it was too late.

Xiao Yu'er has stretched out his hand quickly and pulled the reed out of his mouth. With a "gulp", he had already swallowed the thing. I just feel that this thing is salty, wet and smelly, and it also smells of stinky salted fish.As soon as I opened my mouth and wanted to vomit, the water had already been poured in. After being poured down with two sips of water, even if I swallowed a lump of shit, I would never be able to vomit. Mrs. Bai could only hear the sound of water splashing, and she didn't know what was going on, Xiao Yu'er had already pulled out the reed, and tapped the "Biquan" point on the sole of her foot. When Medicine Master Hu jumped out of the water like a toad shot by an arrow, Mrs. Bai turned into a dead horse, lying on the stone and unable to move. Pharmacist Hu skimmed onto the stone, opened his mouth immediately, and retched non-stop, vomited out tears and snot together. Look at Xiao Yu'er again, who has returned to the rock over there at some point, smiling and looking at them, as if nothing happened. Only then did Madam Bai realize that the fisherman was caught by the fish instead. Shocked and angry, she murmured, "Quick...quickly untie my acupuncture points!" Pharmacist Hu rubbed his eyes, gasping for breath, "What... what acupuncture point?" Mrs. Bai said: "Biquan point." Just as Pharmacist Hu thought about it, Xiao Yu'er already smiled leisurely and said, "If I were you, I would never save her." As expected, Yaoshi Hu paused with one hand in mid-air, and asked in a low voice, "Why?" Xiao Yu'er smiled and said, "Do you still have the skills to save others? Why don't you think of a way to save yourself first!" Pharmacist Hu's complexion changed drastically, and he said, "Just now... what is it?" Xiao Yu'er smiled and said: "It's not poison, is it still a big tonic pill?" Hu Yaoshi's whole body softened. Xiao Yu'er said again: "If you want me to save you, you'd better sit there obediently and don't move..." Mrs. Bai said: "Anyway, you can untie my acupuncture points first, and then we will force him to come up with the antidote together." Xiao Yu'er said: "Just the two of you, you can't even force my fart out." The two of you said one sentence, and I said one sentence, Hu Yaoshi was stunned by the words, and he didn't know whether he should listen to Mrs. Bai or Xiao Yu'er. But Aunt Tie Ping saw both surprise and joy, and was stunned for a while before suddenly thinking: "If you don't run away now, when will you wait?" The next thing she turned over, she rolled off the stone and fell into the water . Over there, Mrs. Bai was about to go crazy, and said, "You...why don't you do anything?" Pharmacist Hu sighed and said with a wry smile, "Although I want to save you, my own life is the most important thing." Madam Bai stared at her eyes, she was so angry that she couldn't speak anymore. At this time, Aunt Tie Ping had already struggled to swim over, and just about to jump onto the rock, she suddenly remembered that she was completely naked, how could she see people? But Xiao Yu'er glanced at her and smiled.Aunt Tie Ping wished she could hide her head in the water. Xiao Yu'er said: "You want me to turn my head away, don't you?" Aunt Tie Ping nodded quickly. Xiao Yu'er said: "Okay, I'll turn my head away, but I want to ask you first, you were not shy just lying there, why are you suddenly shy now?" Aunt Tie Ping stammered, "I...I just..." Xiao Yu'er said leisurely: "You just wanted me to be fooled, didn't you? It's a pity that it wasn't me who was fooled, but someone else." These words were like a whip, which made Aunt Tie Ping turn pale again, and said in a trembling voice, "You...why did you wrong me like this?" Xiao Yu'er sneered and said: "I wronged you... Haha, I want to ask you, since you can move your body and speak, why didn't you warn me not to be fooled?" Aunt Tie Ping said: "It's only because of me... I..." She finally realized that she really had nothing to say, tears streaming down her face. Xiao Yu'er said: "You don't need to cry, I'm not Hua Wuque, I've never had such a compassionate heart like him, even if you cry like a river, I won't sympathize with you." Aunt Tie Ping trembled all over her body, and said in a hissed voice, "I didn't ask you to forgive me, I... I will never ask you..." Xiao Yuer suddenly opened his eyes and said loudly: "But I still want to ask you, why did you betray me? Why? Why?..." Aunt Tie Ping also roared loudly, and hissed: "Just because I think you are a conceited, selfish, pretentious bastard, you think you are better than anyone else, I just want to see you die In someone else's hands." Xiao Yu'er was stunned for a long time, then laughed again, and said with a smile: "The louder a woman shouts, the less truth she speaks. If you say this, I think you didn't mean to hurt me. You must have other reasons , maybe I should forgive you." Aunt Tie Ping was tongue-tied, but was stunned instead, she felt that nothing this man did or said was unexpected. Xiao Yu'er slowly continued: "Maybe it's because someone close to you fell into their hands. In order to save that person's life, you had no choice but to betray me." He sighed, and continued: "If that's the case, I can't blame you, because I know that a woman will often betray herself for the sake of her sweetheart." This sentence has really entered Aunt Tie Ping's heart, and Aunt Tie Ping couldn't help but burst into tears again, she never imagined that this nasty little fish could be so considerate of other people's difficulties and understand their thoughts. Xiao Yu'er said softly: "But who is this person? Is he worth your sacrifice for him?" Aunt Tie Ping cried, "You...you know him, I can't tell his name." Xiao Yu'er's complexion has changed, but he still said softly: "Are you talking about Jiang Yulang?" This time Aunt Tie Ping really shut up.But shutting up now, wouldn't that mean acquiescing? Xiao Yu'er suddenly jumped up and shouted: "Okay, okay, okay, you actually betrayed me for that little bastard Jiang Yulang, do you know how stupid this kid is, even if he was beheaded a hundred times, And never too much.” Aunt Tie Ping was stunned again. Xiao Yu'er stared at her, and after a while, he sighed again: "Actually, I shouldn't blame you, that kid is full of sweet talk, not to mention you, even a woman who is ten times smarter than you would go to bed." He did." Aunt Tie Ping stood in the water blankly, almost dumbfounded. Seeing that Xiao Yu'er has become calm, he stood up with a smile, and said to Yaoshi Hu: "Very well, you are very smart, you have never messed around, but a smart man like you married an old man It’s a wife who likes to take off her clothes, so I’m really discouraged!” Pharmacist Hu sighed, "I don't have a wife." Xiao Yu'er was startled, and laughed loudly: "Wonderful, you are smarter than I imagined... But if a woman like her doesn't have a husband, she will definitely go crazy. Where's the husband?" He rolled his eyes, and immediately smiled again: "Of course his husband is looking at Jiang Yulang, isn't he?" Pharmacist Hu could only sigh: "Exactly." Xiao Yu'er suddenly jumped up and leaped towards the big rock again.This time, with a light sweep, he stood lightly on the rock and would never fall into the water again. Madam Bai bit her lip, bleeding from her lips. Xiao Yu'er looked at her with a smile, and said: "It's not easy for an old woman like you who doesn't have too much fat on her body, but you have a husband and a lover, why do you want to find me?" ?” Madam Bai gritted her teeth and said, "Since you are so smart, why can't you guess?" Xiao Yu'er didn't even think about it, and immediately said: "Because among the three of you, one of you must have secretly seen Su Ying worrying about me, so you want to use me to blackmail Su Ying, telling her that Hua Wuque refuses to tell What happened." Before he finished speaking, Mrs. Bai was already stunned.Although she asked him to guess, it never occurred to him that this damned little fish would guess correctly, as if she saw it from the side. Madam Bai's mouth was full of bitterness, but she couldn't spit it out. Xiao Yu'er said: "But even if you want to be fooled by me, you don't have to take off your clothes and torture yourself like this. It's probably because you have this problem in the beginning, you like to let others see you naked - There are some lunatics who like to urinate on women, and their problem is probably the same as yours." Madam Bai was so angry that her lips trembled, and she couldn't help but curse. She had almost uttered all the vicious words in the world, but Xiao Yu'er didn't seem to hear a single word, and never looked at her again. Over there, Aunt Tie Ping was soaked in the water, she didn't dare to get out, and she didn't know what to do.The stream was cold, and her lips turned white from the cold, and she felt sad, bitter, and ashamed, and felt that it was meaningless to live, and she wanted to kill her head on. Xiao Yu'er suddenly said loudly: "You know that Miss Tie is my savior and my good friend, but now she is soaking in the water, not daring to stand out, do you think I feel uncomfortable?" He suddenly said such words again, Tie Pinggu didn't know whether it was surprise or joy. Pharmacist Hu said: "Your Excellency must be... a little uncomfortable." Xiao Yu'er said angrily: "Since you know I feel uncomfortable, why don't you take off your clothes and send them over for her." Pharmacist Hu didn't dare to talk anymore, so he took off his coat and threw it to Aunt Tie Ping, who took it in her hand, not knowing whether it was better to put it on or not. Only Xiao Yu'er said: "Aunt Tie Ping is putting on clothes, if you dare to take a peek, I'll goug out your eyeballs, you know?" Pharmacist Hu was angry and funny at the same time, secretly said: "I haven't watched enough just now, even if you want me to watch now, how can I have such a good mood and such a good appetite." Aunt Tie Ping finally put on her clothes. Xiao Yu'er suppressed a smile, and murmured: "I wonder if she's dressed yet?" Pharmacist Hu couldn't help but said, "It's ready." Xiao Yu'er suddenly got angry and said: "Unexpectedly, you still peeked!" Pharmacist Hu said: "No...no." Xiao Yu'er laughed and said, "Actually, since you have already seen everything, it doesn't matter if you peek at it again, you don't need to be afraid." Pharmacist Hu looked at Xiao Yu'er helplessly, but couldn't vomit out his stomach full of bitterness. His martial arts are not weak, his mind is not bad, and he was very pretentious at first, but at this moment, he was being played around by a half-grown child who is not yet an adult. Let's talk about life and death. Xiao Yu'er's eyes flickered, he patted him on the shoulder suddenly, and said with a smile: "You don't need to feel bad, only an idiot would not spare his own life, it is your cleverness that you have to compromise to ask me to save you." Pharmacist Hu sighed, and gradually felt that he was great again: "I can endure humiliation like this, isn't it just what is difficult for others, what's so shameful about it?" Thinking up to this point, the heart that wanted to fight Xiao Yu'er just now , I don't know where I flew to. Xiao Yu'er smiled even more happily, and said: "Now, as long as you do one more thing for me, I will give you the antidote." Pharmacist Hu sighed: "Since that's the case, I wish to hear the order." Xiao Yu'er said: "Take me to find her husband." Pharmacist Hu thought that Hua Wuque was still in the hands of Lord Baishan, so he threatened Hua Wuque, so he was not afraid that Xiao Yuer would not come up with the antidote. As soon as he thought of this, his eyes lit up again, and he immediately bowed and said, "Obey!" Pharmacist Hu glanced at Mrs. Bai, and couldn't help but said again: "But what about her?" Xiao Yu'er smiled and said: "Since she likes to take a bath naked, let her wash up here." Before the meal was finished, the stone house was already in sight, the wind was blowing the trees, rustling, but the house was quiet, no sound could be heard. Xiao Yu'er made a move suddenly, twisted Yaoshi Hu's wrist, and said in a deep voice, "They are in that room?" Pharmacist Hu said: "Not bad." Xiao Yu'er frowned and said, "There are three big living people in the room, why is there no sound at all?" Aunt Tie Ping couldn't help but said, "I... I'll go and have a look first." Xiao Yu'er quickly grabbed her with the other hand, and said calmly, "Now that you're here, what are you in a hurry for?" Aunt Tie Ping murmured, "If you miss me... it will do you some good. I just ask you not to kill him." Xiao Yu'er stared and said: "Don't kill him! Are you still keeping him to harm others?" Aunt Tie Ping lowered her head even lower, but her eyes were filled with tears. Xiao Yu'er was silent for a long time, and said bitterly: "It seems that this little bastard has deceived you a lot, but I have already told you that I am not a gentleman, if you expect me to repay you for your kindness, you are wrong. gone." Aunt Tie Ping said quietly: "Although you speak viciously, I know that's not the case in your heart. You...you...you won't kill him, will you?" Xiao Yu'er stomped her feet, suddenly shook off Yaoshi Hu's hand heavily, and said sharply, "Tell them to come out, did you hear me?" Pharmacist Hu coughed and called out loudly: "Brother Bai, come out, little brother is back." The sound spread from the empty mountain, echoing endlessly.But the stone house was still silent and there was no response. Xiao Yu'er frowned and said, "Could this Bai be deaf?" Pharmacist Hu's eyes flickered, and he said, "Why don't you let me go in and have a look?" Xiao Yu'er thought for a while, then said in a deep voice: "Okay, you go first, don't go too fast, if you make any rash moves, I will break your arm first!" Pharmacist Hu sighed, walked over step by step, and when he reached the door, he saw Jiang Yulang curled up in a corner by himself, trembling all over. Bai Shanjun and Hua Wuque had disappeared.