Chapter 89 Chapter 89: Waiting for the Rabbit

Mrs. Bai had been watching with a smile on her face, and then she came over, patted Bai Shanjun on the shoulder, and said with a smile: "Enough is enough, do you really want to do a fake show for real, come up with a fake public benefit, and fish in troubled waters? Can't you do it? This show will be sung again Go on, I'm going to be jealous." She patted Aunt Tie Ping's body again, and said with a smile: "This is just singing, don't be angry." Aunt Tie Ping closed her eyes, tears finally flowed out one after another. Mrs. Bai frowned and said: "Look at you old man, you are so angry with the little girl."

Bai Shanjun laughed and said: "If she is angry, she might as well take off my clothes." Mrs. Bai took off her outer gown, wrapped Aunt Tie Ping up, and said softly: "When a man sees a beautiful woman, he will inevitably want to take advantage of it. You don't have to feel bad..." She carried Aunt Tie Ping out, put her gently beside Jiang Yulang, and said with a smile, "You two should be more intimate." She didn't know whether it was intentional or unintentional, but she didn't untie Aunt Tie Ping's acupuncture points, as if she knew that Aunt Tie Ping would run away secretly after what happened.

Although Jiang Yulang's face was pale from the pain, he still pretended to smile and said, "It's a child after all, he's about to cry when he's joking." Aunt Tie Ping couldn't help scolding: "You...you...are you human?" Jiang Yulang turned his gaze and saw that Mr. Baishan and his wife hadn't come out of the house, so he sighed a long time, and said in a low voice: "People have to bow their heads under the low eaves. We have fallen into this situation now, if we still If you want to be brave, do you still want to live?" Aunt Tie Ping gritted her teeth and said, "I'm not afraid of death, I'd rather die than be bullied like a dog."

Jiang Yulang said: "Those who are not afraid of death are idiots. But do you want to take revenge?" Aunt Tie Ping said: "Of course." Jiang Yulang smiled and said, "Then you should know that the dead cannot take revenge." Mr. and Mrs. Baishan sat in the room, you looked at me, I looked at you, and they couldn't help looking a little depressed.They worked hard and racked their brains to steal Hua Wuque back from Su Ying. Naturally, they just wanted to find out the secret from Hua Wuque's gap. But at this moment, all their painstaking efforts were in vain.

Mrs. Bai heaved a long sigh, stood up and walked out of the house. Mr. Bai was not in the mood to ask her where she was going, but just stared at Hua Wuque and smiled wryly. After a long while, Madam Bai suddenly exclaimed outside: "Come out and have a look, what is this?" Bai Shanjun rushed out of the house like an arrow, and saw Jiang Yulang and Aunt Tie Ping lying there side by side, as if they had fallen asleep, while Mrs. Bai was standing under the tree in a daze. There was nothing under the tree but a pile of fallen leaves. On Madam Bai's face, she was both surprised and excited, and said, "What do you think this is?"

I saw a small cave in the pile of fallen leaves, like a rabbit's cave, or a fox's den. Lord Baishan said: "But it's just a hole. Have you never seen a hole before?" Madam Bai suddenly turned her head and stared at him with wide eyes, as if a ginkgo tree had suddenly sprouted on the face of the white tiger. Bai Shanjun smiled and said, "Haven't you even seen me before?" She bent down and swept away the fallen leaves beside the hole, only to see that the four sides of the hole are very smooth and level, and there is no other way out below. Mrs. Bai said, "Look carefully at this hole again."

Bai Shanjun was moved and said: "I understand! This hole was dug out by people." Madam Bai clapped her hands and said, "That's it, but who can hide in such a small hole?" Bai Shanjun frowned and said: "But he hasn't shown his face for twenty years, and people say he's already dead." Madam Bai said indifferently: "Do you think that a person like him can die? Who can kill him?" Bai Shanjun sighed and said: "That's right, good people don't live long, but evil people live for thousands of years." Madam Bai chuckled and said, "Are you still jealous of him?"

Bai Shanjun said with a straight face: "Even if your old lover is coming soon, you don't have to smile so happily in front of me." Mrs. Bai hooked his neck, and said with a soft smile: "Old fool, if I like him, why would I marry you?...Come on..." But Bai Shanjun pushed her away and said loudly, "No." Bai Shanjun kicked the pile of fallen leaves viciously, and said again: "Thinking that this kid might be around, I have no interest at all. I want to stay here." Mrs. Bai said, "Why?" Bai Shanjun said word by word: "Stay on the sidelines and wait for the rabbit!"

Jiang Yulang was so miserable that he was about to die, how could he really fall asleep - he just closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep. He could not help being surprised to hear the couple making a fuss over a hole in the ground. He also found it amusing to hear the couple flirting, and then heard them say that there was a hole in the small hole. Tibetan, he almost couldn't help laughing out loud: "Such a small hole, even a five-year-old child can't hide in it, how can an adult hide in it? Could it be that this man is a dwarf?" Finally, he heard Bai Shanjun say: "Wait for the rabbit!"

With a flash of thought in his mind, Jiang Yulang thought to himself, "Could it be that the person they're waiting for is the 'rabbit' in the 'Twelve Astrology'?" You must know that although these "twelve astrological signs" are gangsters and martial arts killers, they feel that it is indecent to act like a cow and a horse, so they quoted scriptures and found an elegant name for themselves. The mouse is named "Toothless", the cow is named "Carrying Grain", the tiger is named "Tiger", the rabbit is named "Pounding Medicine", the dragon is "the head of the four spirits", the snake is "the king who eats deer", and the pig is "black". Although the horse is named "Taxue", it is also named "Tiger Wife", the sheep is named "Chishi", the chicken is named "Sichen", the monkey is named "Xianguo", and the dog is named "Welcome Guest". Fengya's name comes from a poetic idiot.

The "rabbit" in the twelve horoscopes is surnamed Hu, and he calls himself "Toad Palace Luoyao", which is naturally "pounding medicine in the middle of the moon", but he still doesn't know whether this person is a man or a woman. Because few people in the Jianghu have seen the real face of Medicine Master Hu, so no one knows what he looks like. Sure enough, the white tiger sat under the tree and got up "waiting for the rabbit". Madam Bai looked at him quietly for a while, then suddenly smiled and said: "You wait here, what if the rabbit doesn't come?" Lord Baishan said: "Since he has been here, he must know that you will come back here. With you here, will he still not come? ... Hehe, maybe he has been secretly following us, and wants to see you when the opportunity arises." one side." Madam Bai chuckled and said, "I'm already an old woman, what else is there to see?" Bai Shanjun sneered: "Beauty is in the eye of a beholder. To others, although you may be an old woman, in his eyes, you may still be a little beauty." Hearing this, Jiang Yulang really felt it was funny, he never imagined that this old couple would still make fun of it here. Suddenly, Bai Shanjun called softly and said, "Here we come!" Jiang Yulang couldn't hold back anymore and opened his eyes, peeking around, and saw a piece of dead wood, which was slightly thicker than a human head and more than three feet long, rolling towards it from a distance. This piece of wood can not only roll on the ground by itself, but also seems to have eyes. When there is a wood blocking the way in front of it, it will turn by itself. Seeing such a strange thing suddenly in the remote mountains and wild forests, Jiang Yulang, even if he is not timid, would definitely break out in a cold sweat. But now he knew that this piece of dead wood must be related to that Hu Yaoshi, and guessed that Hu Yaoshi might be hiding in this piece of dead wood, so he didn't think there was anything scary, but it was just a little strange: The pillow is not much bigger, how can a person hide in it?" Bai Shanjun stared at the dead wood without blinking, his eyes seemed to burst into flames, and his hands were tightly clenched into fists. Madam Bai pressed his hand lightly, and said with a charming smile, "It's been a long time since I've seen you, old friend, but we can't be like before, when we meet we will fight." That section of dead wood actually laughed, and said: "I haven't seen you for many years, I never thought that the Xian couple would still be as loving as before. I'm really happy and congratulated." Bai Shanjun said loudly: "How do you know that we are still in love as before? Could it be that you have been peeking in the dark?" The dead wood smiled and said: "If it wasn't for the love as before, how could there be such a strong jealousy? This truth is obvious, and there is no need to look at it at all, is it?" Amid the laughter, this piece of dead wood has rolled under the tree. Suddenly a head sticks out from the dead wood. Although Jiang Yulang knew that there was a person in the wood, he couldn't help being taken aback suddenly - a human head suddenly grew out of the dead wood, no matter what, it was a very frightening thing. I saw that this head was already white-haired, but there were not many beards under the chin, and a pair of eyes were round and bright, like two huge pearls. The strangest thing is that this head is not only not small, but also much larger than that of ordinary people. Although the dead wood is hollow, the head is still very tight when stuffed in. Not only the head is big, the ears are bigger, but also big and pointed, almost exactly the same as the rabbit's ears, only twice as big. How could a dwarf have such a big head and such big ears? Jiang Yulang couldn't help being even more surprised. Although he still wanted to pretend to be asleep, he couldn't bear to close his eyes anymore. When he looked at Aunt Tie Ping, his eyes were wide open. Mrs. Bai chuckled and said, "I haven't seen you for more than ten years, I never thought you were still so naughty." The man laughed, and said: "This is called the country is easy to change, but the nature is hard to change." Bai Shanjun sneered: "If you think that women still like naughty men, you are wrong." The man smiled and said, "Oh, has the demeanor changed now? I remember that naughty men have always been very popular." Lord Baishan said: "Naughty men are naturally popular, but the naughty old man... Hehe, people will only feel nauseous and disgusting when they see it." Seeing that there are still men jealous of her now, Mrs. Bai is really indescribably happy: "It seems that I am not old yet!" But on the face, he deliberately put on an angry look, and said with a straight face: "If either of you bickers again, I will ignore the other." Bai Shanjun roared: "Don't forget, I am your husband, you can ignore me even if you want to." Mrs. Bai smiled coquettishly: "Look at you, I didn't really ignore you, why are you so nervous." I saw her eyes brighten and her face turned rosy, as if she suddenly looked younger by ten years. The man sighed and said with a smile: "Brother Bai, it seems that you are really lucky. It seems that when you enter the coffin, my little sister-in-law will still be as young as a big girl." Bai Shanjun roared angrily: "Do you want to curse me to death? Even if I die, it will not be your turn." Amidst the roar, he punched out. Hearing a "bang", the piece of dead wood was shattered by the wind of his fist, and a person jumped out of the dead wood, and jumped up to the top of the tree with a "swoosh". Jiang Yulang didn't even see the person's figure clearly. I saw the man's big head protruding from the leaves, and he said with a smile: "People don't hurt people's hearts, tigers hurt people's hearts... But old brother Bai, I didn't come here this time to fight with you." Bai Shanjun roared: "What are you doing here? Although my tiger doesn't eat people, it doesn't matter if I eat a handful of rabbits." The man said with a leisurely smile, "If you hurt me, I'm afraid I'll never hear the secret of 'transfer flowers and jade' again in this life." Bai Shanjun was startled, his face immediately filled with a smile, and he laughed loudly: "Brother Hu, you and my wife are old friends, have you forgotten her temper?" The man asked, "How is her temper?" Bai Shanjun said: "She likes others to be jealous of her the most. Since I am her husband, naturally I always try to make her happy. In fact..." Before he finished speaking, "Bah", he was slapped on the face. Madam Bai stared and said, "What's the matter?" Mr. Baishan was not angry either, and said with a smile: "Actually, I really like you, but I also like that 'transfer flowers and jade' very much." Madam Bai rolled her eyes and smiled.She stared at the tree again, and scolded with a smile: "Dead rabbit, why don't you let me down?" The man laughed loudly and said, "Yes, old lady, I'm coming down now." He jumped down with laughter, he was a dwarf, but he was a great man with a stature of seven feet, he seemed to be a head taller than the white tiger. Jiang Yulang's eyeballs almost popped out of his eyes. He really couldn't figure out how such a big person could hide in such a small piece of dead wood. Suddenly saw Mr. Bai Shan coming over, looked at him and said with a smile, "So you've already woken up." Jiang Yulang didn't even blush, and said with a smile: "The disciple is in a daze, and he didn't sleep deeply." Lord Baishan said: "I'll tell you, this is Yaoshi Hu, who is famous all over the world. Everyone in the Jianghu, who doesn't know that Yaoshi Hu's 'shouzi shrunk the bones' is a unique martial art, unparalleled in the world." Jiang Yulang lost his voice and said, "Suozi Bone Shrinking Skill? Could it be the untold secret of the Boneless Taoist in the past?" Bai Shanjun smiled and said: "Your boy still has some knowledge, you should understand by now!" Jiang Yulang said: "Disciple understands." Bai Shanjun glared suddenly and said: "Now that you understand, why don't you go further away, do you also want to hear the secret?" Although he was very reluctant to leave in his heart, he had to leave.Aunt Tie Ping also gritted her teeth and stood up, helping him into the stone house. The wind blew up and lifted Aunt Tie Ping's robe, revealing a pair of slender, straight, firm, dazzlingly white jade legs. Yaoshi Hu's eyes seemed to be straightened, and he said with a smile, "This little girl has really nice legs." Bai Shanjun walked over and said with a soft smile: "Not only does she have good legs, but other places... hehe." Before he could finish speaking, his ears were suddenly pinched. Madam Bai gritted her teeth and scolded, "Old pervert, seeing that you are so unscrupulous, you must have cheated on so many women without telling me, right? Tell me!" Pharmacist Hu smiled and said, "As far as I know, Brother Bai has always been loyal to you." Madam Bai glared at him, and said: "You don't need to plead for him, you are not a good person." Pharmacist Hu said: "Oh, then you really wronged a good man." Madam Bai chuckled, let go of her hand, and said with a smile, "Men... out of ten men, nine are perverts." Bai Shanjun caressed his ears and said with a smile: "Let's gossip, let's get down to business. Brother Hu, do you really know the secret?" Pharmacist Hu laughed a few times, and then continued: "I saw you dragged Boss Wei's apprentice Wei Maiyi here, muttered for a long time, and then told him to find a woman surnamed Su." Mrs. Bai said: "Su Ying is old man Wei's lifeblood, don't you know?" Pharmacist Hu smiled and said, "Now I know, of course, but at that time I was very surprised, you have your own way, why did you ask others to go, and later I saw you also followed secretly." Mrs. Bai said: "That girl doesn't want to learn martial arts, but old man Wei's knowledge of news agencies has been passed on to her, and it is said that he is better than old man Wei!"