Chapter 87 Chapter 87

Wei Maiyi heard that Xiao Yuer asked him to fart, and thought in his heart, this is reasonable, so he farted, one must know that a person with high internal energy can control the Qi channels in his body at will, so it is not difficult to fart.Su Ying had already covered her nose, turned around, her shoulders kept moving, as if she couldn't help laughing, but Xiao Yu'er was still serious, and said: "You have to take off your pants to let this fart count. " Wei Maiyi said: "Take off...Take off..." His face was so red that he couldn't even speak. Xiao Yu'er said: "This step is called taking off your pants and farting, let's have a good time."

One must know that he is not only not an idiot, but also gloomy and cunning, but his desire to learn "transfer flowers and jade" is too hot, and his head is a little dizzy. It is the so-called "faintness of profit and wisdom", and Xiao Yu'er will take advantage of it. At this moment The more Wei Maiyi heard it, the more wrong it became, he turned over and jumped up, angrily said: "This... what kind of skill is this?" Xiao Yu'er still kept his face straight, and said: "This is called farting skills of idiots, and it's much better than that."

Wei Maiyi clenched his fists tightly, trembling all over, almost dying of anger.Su Ying couldn't help laughing until her flowers trembled. Only then did Xiao Yu'er laugh loudly and said, "Idiot, do you think I'll be able to 'transfer flowers and flowers' and be hung on a tree by you? You tricked me, and if I don't, I'll let you too." I was fooled last time, how could I forgive you." Su Yingjiao smiled and said, "But you...you are too wicked to do so." Xiao Yu'er laughed loudly and said, "Those who want to take advantage of me have to suffer."

Wei Maiyi roared: "If you want me to be fooled, I will kill you!" Amidst the roar, he rushed over. But Xiao Yu'er shouted: "Sky Lingling, Earth Lingling, Heavenly Soldiers, Great Ghosts and Little Ghosts, if you don't come out to rescue me, I will scold you." "For a person like you, even ghosts will not come to save you." Wei Maiyi pointed towards Xiao Yuer's Ya acupuncture point. At this moment, I suddenly heard a person in the dark say gloomyly: "You are not a ghost, how do you know that ghosts will not come to save him?" The voice was ethereal, incoherent, not even a little bit angry, it didn't sound like a voice from a living person, and when the voice came out, it was originally in the west, and after one sentence, it had already arrived in the east.

In the middle of the night in the deserted forest, hearing such a voice suddenly makes people shudder. Under the dark sky, on the top of the tree, there is indeed a gray-white shadow, dressed in sackcloth, fluttering in the wind, it looks really ghostly, not like a living person. After all, Wei Maiyi is not an idle person, after seeing the other party's shadow, he calmed down, walked over step by step, and said coldly: "Since Your Excellency wants to be a ghost, I will make it possible for you!" In the voice, there was already a cloud of silver rain shooting towards the treetops.

From bottom to top, it's hard to use strength, but Wei Maiyi's wrist strength is really extraordinary, this pendant silver rain is more urgent than a strong crossbow and hard arrow. The shadow on the treetop exclaimed and floated down like fallen leaves. Wei Maiyi sneered and said, "Look at you still pretending to be a ghost..." Before the words were finished, only one person laughed and said: "If you die once, you will be a ghost. If you die twice, you will still be a ghost. Look here again." Wei Maiyi looked back in shock, the gray-white shadow had suddenly reached the treetop ten feet away to the left, with a pair of gray-white eyes, staring down at Wei Maiyi with a sneer.

Even though Wei Maiyi is an expert and courageous person, his hands and feet can't help but feel a little cold at the moment.At this moment, I suddenly heard a person behind me laughing and said: "Such a big person, can he be frightened by ghosts?" Wei Maiyi suddenly turned around, only to see a smiling round-faced monk swaying over, Wei Maiyi gathered his strength and said sharply: "Are you also a ghost?" The monk laughed and said: "The monk is not a ghost, the monk is a monk who catches ghosts." Wei Maiyi sneered and said, "Since that's the case, monk, catch that ghost!"

The monk said: "That's not a ghost...haha, the ghost is not there." The monk's hand suddenly pointed to the dark forest nearby. Wei Maiyi couldn't help it, and followed his finger to look over.I saw a figure sitting in the darkness at an unknown time, holding something Bai Shengsheng in his hand, eating with great relish. Wei Maiyi looked around, thinking about the strategy against the enemy, how to knock down several opponents one after another, but smiled and said: "But how can ghosts have such delicious food?" The monk said: "Haha, he doesn't believe...why don't you let him see it."

The man in the forest grinned, and threw the thing in his hand towards Wei Maiyi, who involuntarily stretched out his hand to catch it. He only felt that the thing was soft and tender, and upon closer inspection, it turned out to be half of an arm with teeth marks on it, and it was already cooked. This time Wei Maiyi was really taken aback, he felt that half of his body was numb, and quickly threw the half of the human arm far away. The man in the woods reached out to catch it again, and said with a grin: "Everyone in this place smells like rats, and they can't eat it. I finally found someone who could eat it. I ate it sparingly for three days, and only this half was left." It’s a pity if you throw it away.” While talking, he started chewing again, making a creaking sound.

Wei Maiyi couldn't help but vomited it out, and backed away involuntarily.He said in a low voice: "Everyone... who are you guys? What exactly do you want?" Suddenly, another person said coldly: "I'm the only one here, if you have anything to say, just talk to me!" In the voice, a man strode over, tall and thin, white clothes like snow, sleeves reaching to the ground, a pale face as cold as ice, much uglier than a ghost. Wei Maiyi said sharply: "Okay, since you are a human being, I want to make you a ghost!" His shot was really as fast as lightning, and the move was delivered in his voice.

This grasping his five fingers are full of true energy, if he is grasping, the iron stone will be pierced through, the man in white seems to be unable to move, and he is powerless to dodge. Wei Maiyi grabbed his hand as soon as he grabbed it, suddenly his hand was cold, it was not a human hand, and in shock, the white-clothed man grinned and said, "Let go!" Hearing a "hiss", his long sleeve split into two, Wei Maiyi saw that the opponent's "hand" had passed his palm, and blood gushed out immediately.The hand of the man in white is actually a steel hook! Although Wei Maiyi's palm is not heavy, he is afraid that the opponent's hook will be poisoned, and he dare not fight. Suddenly, another person yelled angrily: "Under Yamen, are they people who fled the battle? It doesn't matter if they are humans or ghosts, what are you afraid of?" I saw that this man was as thin and small as a boy, with an indescribably ugly face, but he had a beautiful beard, and his long beard fluttered almost to the ground. He was wearing a golden crown, and the green light on his long robe looked ridiculous and scary at the same time. The man-eating ghost in the woods exclaimed, "Wei Wuya is here! Ghosts are scared too, let's slip away!" At this time, even people and ghosts escaped completely in the woods, only Xiao Yu'er was hanging on the tree, and Su Ying had gone nowhere. Wei Maiyi sighed, and said with a wry smile: "This disciple realizes now that no matter what, he is still inferior to Master." Wei Wuya sneered, "It's good that you know." He waved his sleeve, and said again: "Where did that man hurt you? Is it poisonous? Hold out your hand and let me see." Wei Maiyi stretched out his hand slowly, and suddenly struck Wei Wuya with a palm. This palm strike was very hasty, but Wei Wuya seemed to have already counted on him for this move, he dodged, stepped back a zhang, and said angrily: "What a villain, how dare you be so rude to Master." Wei Maiyi laughed wildly: "Although your ability to disguise is good, but you are still far from being able to pretend to be Wei Wuya!" That Wei Wuya also laughed, and said: "Okay, you actually saw it through, but let me ask you, what is wrong with me?" Wei Maiyi laughed loudly and said: "Don't you know that he was born disabled, his legs are like a baby, and he walks like a crawler. He is afraid that others will see him, so he never walks by himself..." Hearing a haha ​​laugh, the monk jumped out from the darkness again, clapped his hands and said with a smile: "Little Jiaoer has stumbled this time." The man-eating ghost also suddenly appeared, and laughed loudly: "There is no other person in the world who is as ugly as Wei Wuya, and indeed no one can pretend to be like him. I already knew that all your hard work was in vain." gone." As the man grew, he suddenly grew two feet taller, and said: "Now I just want to use some method to let Wei Wu Ya take two steps to see." Wei Maiyi turned over suddenly, flew back to Xiao Yu'er like an arrow, pulled out a green dagger, pointed at Xiao Yu'er's throat, and shouted: "Are you here to save him?" The man-eating ghost laughed loudly and said, "If you want to kill him, can you kill him?" Amidst the laughter, the little fish, who was hanging upside down on the tree and could not move, suddenly moved!Not only can it move, but it can move faster than lightning.With a movement of both hands, he clicked on several acupuncture points of Wei Maiyi. Wei Maiyi was so terrified that he didn't even have time to fight back, his whole body was restrained, Xiao Yu'er snatched his dagger, pointed at his throat, laughed and said, "You fell for me again." Wei Maiyi could only stare and grit his teeth. At this point, he still has nothing to say.Xiao Yu'er looked at him with a smile, and said: "You should know by now that it's not easy to take advantage of me! If you take advantage of me, sooner or later I will get my principal back with interest." The man-eating ghost walked over waddlingly, sniffed Wei Maiyi's neck, suddenly showed a look of joy on his face, clapped his hands and said with a smile: "Wonderful, wonderful, this man doesn't smell like rats anymore. Add more scallion and ginger seasonings, braise it with high-quality soy sauce, and it can barely be eaten." Wei Maiyi's eyes were full of fear, he glared at him and said in a low voice, "You...are you 'Don't Eat Human Heads' Li Dazui?" The man-eating ghost looked up to the sky and said with a smile: "I haven't been in the rivers and lakes for twenty years, I don't want anyone to remember my name." Wei Maiyi's whole body was limp, if others wanted to eat him, he might not believe it, but if Li Dazui said he wanted to eat him, then he would not be joking. Xiao Yu'er said with a smile: "Why do you bother to frighten him again, if you frighten the gall, wouldn't it be unhealthy to eat the meat?" Suddenly, a man fell down from the treetops, his white linen clothes fluttering, landed in front of Wei Maiyi, looked at him with a grin and said, "You only know 'Don't Eat Human Head' Li Dazui? Do you recognize me? " This person was shot down from the treetop by Wei Maiyi with a hidden weapon just now, and he was crowned with a white hemp cap.There is still a silver needle, it is obvious that even though Cai was not really hit just now, he must have been taken aback. Wei Maiyi took a look at him, closed his eyes, and sighed: "You pretender, I should have thought you were 'half human, half ghost'." But the man broke off a branch, opened his eyelids, and said, "Open your eyes again, where is Yin Jiuyou?" Wei Maiyi only opened his eyes and looked over, only to see a figure in linen standing floating on the treetops, dressed exactly like the person in front of him. It turned out that there were two people pretending to be a ghost just now. No wonder "Zhou Zhi is in front, Hu Yan is behind, Zhan Zhi is on the left, and Hu Yan is on the right", which is worthless to put it bluntly. Wei Maiyi let out a long sigh, and said with a wry smile: "Ten villains, how many came today?" The man said: "It's not too many, just six. I'm just 'harming others and not benefiting myself'. I'm so happy. Have you ever heard of my name?" Wei Maiyi said coldly: "I've heard that Bai Kaixin is the most useless among the top ten villains. It's just made up by people in the world." Bai Kaixin's expression changed, but he immediately laughed and said, "Don't try to provoke discord, I'm 48 this year, and I will never be fooled like this again." The monk clapped his hands and said: "As expected, Bai Kaixin has grown into an adult, but you are obviously fifty-two, why do you say forty-eight, you are not a woman, why hide your age." Bai Kaixin stared and said: "My wife is not married yet, if I don't hide how old she is, who else will marry me?" He patted Wei Maiyi's shoulder again, and said: "You have to remember, this monk hides a knife in his smile, it's not a thing at all." Wei Maiyi sighed: "What a 'hidden knife in a smile' haha!" He glanced at the pale-faced man in white, and said, "You are...you are..." The man in white turned up his long sleeves, revealing his hands—the right hand was a sharp steel hook, and the left hand was shining brightly, as red as blood! Wei Maiyi lost his voice and said, "Blood... bloody hands!" Du Sha said, "Hmph!" Wei Maiyi smiled bitterly and said, "Okay, okay, okay, so there are really six of the 'Top Ten Villains', and I, Wei Maiyi, have fallen into your hands, what else can I say?" Du Sha said coldly: "That's right, you have to die!" He walked over step by step, where the light flickered, the steel hook swiped towards Wei Maiyi's throat. Li Dazui quickly took his hand and said, "This is impossible." Du Sha sternly said, "What do you want?" Li Dazui said with a smile: "How dare my younger brother stop Boss Du's matter. However, he doesn't have much meat. If he is killed first and then boiled, he will lose too much blood, and the meat will lose its taste." Du Sha said, "Hmph." He slowly put down his hand, but Wei Maiyi shouted tremblingly: "Li Dazui, after all, you and I are from the same martial arts lineage. If you kill me, I will die without complaint, but how can you... how can you?" ..." He felt nauseous for a while, and vomited out the contents of his stomach. Li Dazui squeezed the flesh on Wei Maiyi's body, and murmured: "For a person as big as this, two catties of soy sauce, one catty of cooking wine, and ten renminbi of onion and ginger are probably enough. Naturally, an additional five renminbi is required." five-spice star anise." Wei Maiyi's whole body went numb, and finally said tremblingly: "Please, I... I... Please..." Li Dazui lifted Wei Maiyi up with both hands, and said with a smile, "Everyone, I'm hungry, I have to go first..." Before he finished speaking, Wei Maiyi roared, fainted. Haha'er clapped his hands and said with a smile: "I'm scared to death, I'm scared to death, Li Dazui really has two tricks." Bai Kaixin patted Wei Maiyi's head, and said: "This kid will be obedient after he wakes up. If we want to pick Wei Wuya's mouse hole, we will have to rely on this kid's help." Haha'er said: "Exactly, otherwise why would we spend so much effort scaring him." Xiao Yu'er stretched her waist, said with a smile: "It's only hard for me, it made me hang on the tree for half an hour." Du Jiaojiao looked at him for a while, then suddenly said: "That girl surnamed Su is about to tell the secret of 'transferring flowers and jade', why do you want to stop her instead?" Bai Kaixin said: "Yeah, why did you stop her? Aren't you going to fight Hua Wuque? If you know the secret of 'Yihuajieyu', wouldn't you be able to secure victory?" Xiao Yu'er smiled lazily, and said: "After I know the secret of his martial arts, what's the point of fighting with him?" Bai Kaixin stared at him for a while, then sighed, and said, "You are a good person." He suddenly laughed again, clapping his hands and laughing: "You Ha'er, Li Dazui, Du Boss, Tu Jiaojiao, Yin Jiuyou, the child raised by these five people will be a good person... There is something out of the fox's den." A shepherd dog, don't the five of us feel ashamed?" The complexions of Yin Jiuyou and Du Sha changed slightly.