Chapter 79 Seventy-ninth Chapter Mrs. Tiger

Jiang Yulang stuck out his tongue, and said with a smile, "You are really suspicious. With a wife as beautiful as you, would I still think of others?" He put his arms around Aunt Tie Ping's neck, and kissed her on the cheek. Dear. She lowered her head, her eyes seemed to be a little wet, and she continued softly: "You know, you are not only the first man in my life, but also the first person in my life who is so kind to me, no matter what you do is true or not. , as long as you treat me like this forever, I will be satisfied, even if you do other bad things, I... I will..." She bit her lip, but couldn't speak anymore.

Tie Xinlan looked at her, and when she heard her words, she couldn't help sighing inwardly: "What a lonely woman, and what a poor woman, she even knew that Jiang Yulang was lying to her, yet she accepted it. , she can no longer bear loneliness..." Tie Xinlan felt both uncomfortable and sympathetic. There is a secret passage under the sacred seat of the main hall. This secret passage can lead to several basements, and Tie Xinlan was sent into a very comfortable basement by Aunt Tie Ping. She immediately discovered that the "man in black" was already in the room—he was slumped on a chair, and his acupuncture points had obviously been tapped.

What surprised Tie Xinlan was the girl sitting opposite the "man in black". This young girl has a pair of very beautiful big eyes, but it's a pity that these big eyes that should be very clear are full of confusion at this moment. She stared blankly at the "man in black", as if she was thinking about something?The "man in black" was also looking at her, but he seemed to be fascinated by it. How could Murong Jiumei be here?Tie Xinlan couldn't help but exclaimed. Jiang Yulang looked at them and laughed loudly: "There is also an old friend of yours here, isn't it?"

Tie Xinlan clenched her teeth, and finally held back the curse. Jiang Yulang walked to Black Spider and laughed loudly: "Brother Spider, another friend came to see you, why are you ignoring him?" It was as if the black spider woke up from a dream, saw Tie Xinlan, and said in surprise, "You...why are you here?" Tie Xinlan smiled wryly, "We originally... originally wanted to help you." Jiang Yulang raised his head and laughed wildly: "It's a pity that no one in the world can save you." Tie Xinlan gritted her teeth and said, "Don't forget, there is also Playboy..."

Jiang Yulang seemed to be out of breath from laughing, and said with a big laugh, "Hua Wuque is still waiting for someone to save him!" Hua Wuque finally untied the chain around Mrs. Bai's neck. He breathed a long sigh of relief and said, "Madam, can you get up now?" Mrs. Bai's body had already fallen limply on the straw, panting, "How can I stand up now?" Hua Wuque was startled, and said, "Why can't you stand up?" Madam Bai sighed, and said, "Idiot, can't you see that I don't even have any strength right now." Her address has changed from "son" to "fool".Hua Wuque could only reach out to support her shoulder.

But Mrs. Bai seemed to be paralyzed on the ground. How could he support him? If he hadn't stood firm on his two legs, he would have been dragged down by Mrs. Bai on the straw. He had no choice but to help Mrs. Bai's waist. But Mrs. Bai twisted her whole body again, and said with a chuckle: "Itches...itches me to death, so you are not a good person, you came here to tease me on purpose." Hua Wuque blushed again, and said, "It's definitely not intentional." Madam Bai bit her lip and said, "Who knows if you did it on purpose!" Hua Wuque didn't dare to look her in the eyes, turned his head and said, "If Ma'am doesn't get up, I'm going to..."

He was so helpless that he didn't even know what to say. Mrs. Bai said in a tired voice: "Idiot, you are such a big man, do you have no idea when you encounter such a trivial matter?" Hua Wuque sighed, "What do you want Madam to say?" "You can't lift me up, can't you still hold me up?" Her face was flushed, and her plump chest kept rising and falling... If it was Jiang Yulang, it would be strange if he didn't rush to hug her at this moment, but if it was Xiao Yuer, he would just slap her across the face and ask her what she meant. But Hua Wuque, all the women in the world are his nemesis.He would neither be rude to any woman nor lose his temper with them.

Even up to this moment, he hadn't realized that this weak woman was actually ten times more dangerous than the eye-catching white-fronted tiger next to her. Hua Wuque was silent for a while, then sighed, and said softly: "If Madam really can't stand up now, I'll just wait here." Madam Bai rolled her eyes and said with a smile, "What if I can't stand up for an hour?" Hua Wuque said, "I've always been very calm." Madam Bai smiled "puchi" and said, "If I can't stand up for three days and three nights, why don't you wait three days and three nights?"

Hua Wuque still didn't get angry, and said with a smile, "I know Madam will never let me wait for three days and three nights." She suddenly let out a soft cry, jumped up and threw herself into Hua Wuque's arms. Hua Wuque was taken aback, and said, "Madam, you..." "No, I...my husband is back." Hua Wuque couldn't help but change color, and said in a voiceless voice, "Where is it?" Madam Bai trembled all over, and said, "It's... it's..." I only heard a person outside yelling: "It's here!" With a "bang", a window on the left was shaken to pieces, and a big man flew straight up from the shattered window frame.

He was wearing a colorful brocade robe, his complexion was dark, his beard was like iron, and his eyes were shining with radiance, which made people dare not look at him closely. Hua Wuque wanted to push Madam Bai away a long time ago, but Madam Bai hugged his neck tightly, refusing to let go, as if she was terribly afraid. Naturally, the big man stared at him with eyes wide open, and shouted angrily: "Stinky bitch, what are you doing?" As soon as he leaped into the hall, the tiger walked by wagging its tail like a domestic dog. But the big man punched the tiger weighing hundreds of catties almost into the air, threw it a foot away, jumped up and cursed angrily: "What a useless thing, I want you to look at it!" You smelly woman, but you only know how to sleep late."

This fierce tiger lost even half of its prestige, turned over and stood up, squatting there obediently, looking at the dejected appearance, it is not as good as a sick cat. Hua Wuque was stunned, and couldn't help saying: "Your Excellency calm down for now, listen to me..." It was fine if he didn't speak, but when he spoke, the big man became furious and yelled, "What do I listen to you? I listen to your ass. Once I walk away, you two dogs and men will not do good things. I already knew This stinky bitch is a born slut, and she would like a little bastard like you." But Mrs. Bai said loudly: "To tell you the truth, we have been together for two or three years. As soon as you go out, we will be together affectionately. What can you do?" The big man turned his back and roared furiously, beating his chest desperately, and roared, "I'm so mad!" But Hua Wuque was ten times more angry than him, and said in a low voice: "Bai... Mrs. Bai, I have no grievances with you, you... why are you doing this?..." Mrs. Bai said softly: "Good man, what are you afraid of? The matter has come to this point anyway, why don't we just explain it to him clearly?" Hua Wuque was so angry that his hands trembled, and he said, "You...you..." The big man yelled: "It's useless to explain clearly, if you two bitches want me to be an open-eyed bastard, you are dreaming!" He roared and rushed over, punching out! The fierce wind of fists shook the lights in the hall to be wobbly, Hua Wuque's clothes were also fluttering and dancing by the wind of his fists! He really didn't want to fight this wrongful fight, so he tilted his body and avoided it lightly. The big man was even more furious, and shouted: "Good boy, no wonder he dared to steal other people's wives, so he has two tricks!" Amidst the shout, he punched three more times. Hua Wuque stretched out his body and dodged again and again. If he could not fight back, he really didn't want to fight back. But this big guy not only punches with great force, but also moves very dangerously and viciously. His martial arts is so high that it is far beyond Hua Wuque's expectation. Hua Wuque was really forced to fight back.He punched out with his left fist, and skillfully drew a half-circle with his right hand. This is exactly Miaojue Tianxia's miraculous skill of "transferring flowers and receiving jade".No matter who is attracted by this strange power, the moves they make will counterattack themselves. Who would have thought that the big man let out a tiger roar, his body abruptly fell backwards, and he abruptly stopped the punch he was sending out in the middle! The force of his punch is so violent, the defense must be empty, and the force he unleashes at this moment suddenly counterattacks, no one can stand it. Hua Wuque never thought that this person would be able to break through the magical skill of "removing flowers and receiving jade". Apart from "Yan Nantian", this is only the second person he has met. He really couldn't help but be surprised.The profundity of this big man's skill is unbelievable. The big man looked at him and said with a sneer: "It turned out that he came from Yihua Palace, no wonder it's so strange... But you have such a little effort, how can you help me, Mr. Bai Shan, it's almost as good as calling your wife!" He displayed his boxing style again, stronger and fiercer, as if he really didn't pay attention to the powerful "moving flowers and jades" that shocked the world.Now he has no choice but to fight back. This Baishanjun's martial arts has really aroused his hatred of the enemy, he suddenly met such a strong opponent, he couldn't help but want to distinguish between the strong and the weak. Madam Bai clapped her hands and said coquettishly: "Yes, don't be afraid of him, for me, you should fight him too." This cry was heard in Hua Wuque's ears, although the more he thought about it, the more uncomfortable it became, but now he seemed to be riding on the back of a tiger, and he couldn't even get off. He simply couldn't figure out what this Mrs. Bai was up to. Bai Shanjun's fist is getting more and more fierce.Every move, every punch he made, seemed to have exhausted all his strength, and he had no more strength to use, but when he sent out his second punch, the force was as fierce as the first punch. But Hua Wuque's figure was like a frightened bird, like a swimming dragon, fluttering all over the hall. Although Bai Shanjun's punches were fierce, Kongzi excited his clothes, but he was still helpless. Mrs. Bai smiled coquettishly and said: "Good man, I really haven't seen that you have such good kung fu. With a lover like you, what should I be afraid of? You kill this old guy quickly, and we can have a peaceful relationship." Married forever." The more she spoke, the more shameful she became, Hua Wuque could neither seal her mouth nor stop listening, even though her concentration was good, she was inevitably distracted by it.The Baishanjun's boxing style does not allow him to be distracted at all. Mrs. Bai suddenly laughed and exclaimed: "Oh, be careful that he claws his heart with the tiger's claws!" Amidst the shout, the tiger roared and came to catch Bai Shanjun with his claws. This move was not particularly powerful, Hua Wuque took a wrong step backwards and avoided it, but he felt a little strange in his heart. He didn't know why Mrs. Bai suddenly exclaimed, he knew there must be a trick in it . But now there was no time for him to think.As soon as he stepped back, his left and right knees were each hit by a hidden weapon in the crook of his hind leg. Until he fell down, he didn't know that the hidden weapon was issued by Mrs. Bai, but Mrs. Bai had already rushed over, put her arms around Mr. Bai's neck, and said softly, "I thought I fell in love with someone else, but It was only when you started fighting that I realized that I really love you, I would rather kill all the men in the world than watch others move a finger of yours." Hua Wuque sighed, closed his eyes, and felt pain in his heart: "Oh, woman..." Only now did he understand why Xiao Yu'er had such a headache for women. I only heard Bai Shanjun laugh wildly, the laughter got closer and closer, and finally reached his side.His eyes closed even tighter, neither wanting to speak, nor listen, nor look. But Bai Shanjun laughed maniacally: "You should know by now how powerful our wife is? If anyone gets involved with her, it's no wonder if it's not unlucky. You are young and don't look like an idiot. Why did you do such a thing?" Hua Wuque gritted her teeth and didn't want to argue.But Bai Shanjun picked up his collar, dragged it up and left. I felt that Bai Shanjun actually put him on a short couch, turned over to him, face down, and then took off his trousers. Hua Wuque exclaimed in horror: "You...what are you thinking about?" He desperately raised his head and opened his eyes. I saw Bai Shanjun standing beside the short couch with a smile on his face, holding a black horseshoe in his hand, and slowly said: "My wife's hidden weapon is so vicious that even Yan Nantian had a headache when she heard it in the past. , one of each of your two legs, if I don’t use this iron-absorbing star to suck it out, you will never want to walk in this life.” Surprised and suspicious, Hua Wuque said, "You...why did you save me?" Bai Shanjun suddenly laughed again and said, "Do you think I really believe what my wife says?" At this time, he had sucked out two small needles as thin as cow hair from Hua Wuque's legs. Although the needles were small, when they were nailed into Hua Wuque's legs, he had no strength in his whole body, and he couldn't even move his fingers. At this moment when the needle was sucked away, Hua Wuque miraculously regained his strength immediately, turned over and stood up, stared at Bai Shanjun, and said: "You don't believe her words, why...why are you so angry?" He seemed to be in a fog, and he couldn't figure it out anymore. Bai Shanjun patted him on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Young man, I know you are also confused, please sit down and listen to me!" Hua Wuque smiled wryly, "I really want to ask for advice." Mr. Baishan also sighed, and smiled wryly: "You know, there is a kind of strange person in the world. If others love her and respect her, she will feel pain, but if she is abused and abused in every possible way, she will feel comfortable and happy." .” Hua Wuque was surprised, but couldn't help feeling a little funny, and said, "Is there such a person in the world?" Bai Shanjun smiled wryly and said: "Of course there are, and my wife is one of them." "She... how could she be like this?" Bai Shanjun sighed: "It is said that she has been like this since she was a child. Not only did she like others to abuse her since she was a child, but she also abused herself. When she was old, her temper became worse. She couldn't even stay in an ordinary room. The residence was arranged like a stable, and I was required to chain her up." Hua Wuque sighed: "It turned out that she did this voluntarily, I thought..." Bai Shanjun said: "Although I know her problem, sometimes I still can't bear to do it, and I don't want to do it, so she often deliberately provokes me, just to let me beat her." Hua Wuque sighed: "Today's incident must be for this reason." Lord Baishan said: "As she ages, she always thinks that I will get tired of her for a long time and move on, so she often deliberately makes me jealous..." "Actually, Mrs. Bai's pretentiousness is all superfluous. Your Excellency's love for his wife has never changed from the beginning to the end, has it?" Bai Shanjun raised his head and laughed loudly: "That's right, I only cared about her happiness, but my friend suffered a great loss. This matter is really the fault of my husband and wife. It can be beaten or punished, but what do you order according to my friend?" Hua Wuque straightened her clothes and said with a smile: "To tell you the truth, I was really a little annoyed by this matter, but after hearing your words, I not only sympathized with your situation, but also sympathized with your sincere love between husband and wife. We respect each other very much. What's more, I'm already a prisoner of a virtuous couple, so I can only let you handle me." His voice suddenly stopped, because he had just taken two steps, and suddenly found that although he was able to move without hindrance, he could no longer lift his breath up to his waist. Hua Wuque said slowly: "Why do you bother to play tricks on my waist?" Bai Shanjun seemed taken aback, and lost his voice: "Really? It must be that when I pulled out the needle for you just now, I accidentally inserted the 'gossamer needle' into some acupuncture point on your waist." Hua Wuque said leisurely: "It's just under the 'Xiao Yao acupoint'." Bai Shanjun seemed to be very anxious, rubbing his hands together and said: "If it is near the 'Xiao Yao acupoint', it will be troublesome. I really don't dare to pull out the needle for you carelessly, otherwise if I am not careful again, the gossamer needle will jump into it. In your 'Laughing Waist Point', even the gods can't save you, they can only watch you laugh wildly for three days, until you die laughing." Hua Wuque was silent for a while, then said: "Since that's the case, I can only say goodbye and go find another way." Bai Shanjun sighed: "If you walk around casually now, the gossamer needle will also move with your blood and rush into your laughing waist acupoint. Even if you are very careful, you will not be able to walk seventy steps." Hua Wuque stopped, turned around slowly, and stared at him quietly for a long, long time before he sighed, shook his head with a wry smile, and said, "The behavior of the virtuous couple is indeed very inexplicable, Mrs. I don’t want to be a human, but I want to be a horse, not to mention her, but your Excellency..." Bai Shanjun stared at him, and after a long time, he said slowly: "You really don't know who I am until now?" Hua Wuque said, "My knowledge is not extensive." Bai Shanjun smiled and said: "That's right, under the gate of Yihua Palace, naturally they don't pay attention to the traces of Jianghu heroes... But the name 'Twelve Astrology', have you never heard of it?" Hua Wuque suddenly lost his voice and said, "That's right, a tiger is a 'Tiger'. No wonder Your Excellency not only calls himself a tiger, but also keeps a tiger as a slave, and a horse is a 'Tiger's wife'. No wonder Mrs. Zun wants to be a horse instead of a man." Lord Baishan laughed and said: "Since you already know who I am, you should know that the person in the 'Twelve Astrological Signs' is a deadly enemy with 'Yihua Palace', since you have fallen into my hands, aren't you afraid? " Hua Wuque looked unmoved, and said calmly: "If you want to do something, you don't have to save me just now. Since you saved me, you must have asked me. Since you have asked me, should I still be afraid?" Bai Shanjun laughed out loud again, he smiled and suddenly lowered his face again, and said in a deep voice: "Yes, I do have something to ask of you, as long as you tell me the secret of the kung fu of 'moving flowers and connecting jade', I will not only I will let you go immediately, and if you ask anything, I will answer everything." Hua Wuque also laughed suddenly, and said: "If you think that the secret of 'transferring flowers and jade' can be obtained so easily, you will be greatly disappointed." Bai Shanjun changed his face and said: "Don't you dare not say it?" Hua Wuque said leisurely: "There are many ways in the world to make people speak. Some threaten life and death, some use torture to extract a confession, and some use money and sex to lure you. You might as well try them all and see if you can make me speak." Bai Shanjun was silent for a while, then smiled again, and said: "Since I have nothing to think about, and I don't want to waste my energy, it seems that I have to leave. If you want to stay, you can stay, if you want to leave, I can't control it." You. But if you want to find me, just yell and I will come." He actually left as soon as he said, and walked away before he finished speaking. This move was beyond Hua Wuque's expectation, and she was at a loss for a while. Just as Bai Shanjun walked out of the door, he turned his head and said with a smile: "But you must not forget that you must not walk seventy steps, otherwise the feeling of dying laughing is really more uncomfortable than any other way of dying." many."