Chapter 60 The 60th Proud Son of Heaven

Unexpectedly, after the eighteen burly man pushed, Hua Wuque not only didn't fall, he didn't even retreat, his body sank a few more inches. The more force the eighteen big man used, the faster his body sank. The eighteen big men were sweating beaded from their heads, exhausting all their strength. Hua Wuque's body has sunk two feet, and half of his legs have sunk into the rocky ground, but he still has a smile on his face, as if he didn't make any effort, as if he was standing on quicksand. The group of heroes seemed to be looking at magic, and they were dumbfounded, almost thinking that their eyes were blurred... Could it be that what he was standing on was not a real stone ground, but quicksand?

Xiao Yu'er was also dumbfounded. Although the method Hua Wuque used was much more stupid and difficult than what he had imagined, but this method is only more surprising and admirable. Xiao Yu'er thought about it, and even he didn't know whether Hua Wuque's method was clever, or his own method was clever. I saw that Hua Wuque's body sank more and more slowly, obviously the force of the eighteen big men's push was getting weaker and weaker. Later, when Hua Wuque stopped sinking, the eighteen big men suddenly fell to the ground, and they lost all strength and could no longer stand up.

Hua Wuque has subtly changed their direction with the effort of "moving flowers and connecting jade". Their strength was originally pushed backwards, but after Hua Wuque's transformation, it has turned downwards. Although they seem to be pushing the flowers, they are like pushing the ground. Qunhao naturally didn't understand the ingenuity of this, but the more he didn't understand, the more he was surprised and admired by Hua Wuque's martial arts, and finally he couldn't help but cheered like a thunderstorm. Sister Murong's face couldn't help but change color.Hua Wuque smiled and said, "Madam, do you want someone else to push you?"

Murong Shanshan forced a smile and said, "Your master's supernatural powers are really incredible, and this concubine admires him very much." The little fairy curled her lips and said loudly: "You can do the first thing, but there is the second one!" Hua Wuque smiled slightly, pulled his body up from the ground, and when the wind blew by, the half of the trousers he was wearing on his leg immediately turned into a butterfly and went with the wind. The group of heroes cheered for a long time, and after the cheers were over, there was still clear and clear applause in the carriage.Xiao Yu'er's heart immediately twisted when he heard it.

Although he had to admit that Hua Wuque's martial arts were indeed worthy of "her" applause, but when he thought of this, he couldn't help feeling even more uncomfortable. Hua Wuque smiled and said, "Then what is the second matter, please tell Madam." Murong Shanshan rolled her eyes and said with a smile: "In Anqing City, there is a restaurant called 'Little Suzhou' that specializes in dim sum, do you know about it?" Hua Wuque smiled and said, "Brother Jiang took me down to taste it a few times." Murong Shanshan said: "The eight-treasure rice and thousand-layer cake made by this 'Little Suzhou' are sweet but not greasy, and they melt in the mouth. They are really wonderful."

Hua Wuque said with a smile: "Although I have no interest in this kind of sweets, I have a friend who is full of praise for these two things." Xiao Yu'er naturally knew who the "friend" he was talking about was. Thinking of Tie Xinlan eating eight-treasure rice with him, Xiao Yu'er almost fell off the tree in anger. Murong Shanshan smiled coquettishly: "The concubine and the others are not only full of praise for these two things, they are almost haunted by dreams and will never be forgotten. I don't know if the young master can take the trouble to go there to relieve the concubine's greed."

It was too unreasonable and too easy. Hua Wuque was also surprised, but he was never willing to refuse women's requests, he was startled, and finally smiled: "It would be a great honor for me to do something for my wives." Murong Shanshan said: "But these two things are delicious when they are hot." Hua Wuque pondered, "I'm afraid it will still be hot when I buy it." Murong Shanshan smiled sweeter and said: "But my son is going here, his feet can't touch the ground. I don't know if you can do it?" After saying these words, Qunhao knew the problem they faced. It turned out that they were here, but how could they go back and forth to Anqing City even if their feet didn't touch the ground?

But Xiao Yu'er couldn't help laughing again, and thought to himself: "The questions you Murong girls asked are even more absurd. If your feet don't touch the ground, can't you go by car or ride a horse?" This is another cunning trick, but if Hua Wuque can't do it, when Murong Shanshan does it, with Hua Wuque as a person, he has no choice but to admit defeat. Hua Wuque suddenly took off his shoes, revealing a pair of pure white socks, and said with a smile, "Whether your feet touch the ground or not, these socks can prove it." Before he finished speaking, his figure was already lifted like a light smoke.

He neither got on the cart nor rode on the horse, but skimmed in front of a big tree and broke off two branches. The branch in his left hand touched the ground, and he had already swept out three feet, and the branch in his right hand followed one another, and he had arrived. Six zhang away, he heard his voice coming from a distance, saying: "Madam wait a moment, I will come back immediately." He actually used the lightness kung fu of "cold duck playing in the water" to the extreme. Even if others use this lightness kung fu, it is absolutely impossible for others to count miles back and forth in a short time.

During the discussions, time seemed to pass quickly, only a distant figure flashed, and Hua Wuque had come close, and she really had something in her mouth. He touched two branches to the ground, stood upside down, with the soles of his feet facing the sky, and his pair of pure white socks were indeed clean and spotless. Amidst the cheers, Hua Wuque turned over, put her feet into the pair of shoes that she had just taken off, threw the branch, and brought the package to Murong Shanshan, and said with a smile: "I'm so lucky, Ma'am, please." Eat it while it's hot!"

Murong Shanshan forced a smile and said, "Thank you, young master." She took the paper bag and opened it, and it really contained steaming steaming eight-treasure rice and thousand-layer cake, so she had to pick up a piece and eat it slowly. This sweet and fragrant mille-feuille cake tasted bitter in her mouth. It's true that Hua Wuque used another stupid method, but Xiao Yu'er not only couldn't say he was stupid, he even couldn't help admiring him secretly. He used the first "stupid method" to show his amazing inner strength, and then used this second "stupid method" to show his extraordinary lightness. If he hadn't used these two "stupid methods", Qunhao would not have clapped his hands at this moment, he would have thrown rotten eggs and orange peels at him. Murong Shanshan managed to swallow a piece of mille-feuille cake, she never thought that the mille-feuille cake would become so unpalatable. Hua Wuque remained calm, and after she had finished eating, she smiled and said, "Then what about the third thing?" The little fairy couldn't bear it anymore, and said loudly: "There is a room, the door is closed, you are not allowed to touch this door with your whole body, and you are not allowed to hit it with objects, can you enter this room?" Xiao Yu'er laughed secretly: "The third thing is even more absurd than the second. He can't touch the door with his hands and feet, so can't he open the window and go in?" But at this moment, he also knew that Hua Wuque would definitely not use this method. Hua Wuque pondered for a while, then said: "There is no house here, I don't know this carriage..." Murong Shuang said: "Carriage is also fine, you are not allowed to touch the door of the carriage, if you can walk into the carriage, you will win." Hua Wuque turned his gaze to Murong Shanshan, and said, "Is that so?" Murong Shanshan thought for a while and said, "The carriage is the same as the house." Hua Wuque smiled and said, "After I've done this, Madam, do you still have any objections?" Murong Shuang glanced at Murong Shanshan, and Murong Shanshan said: "If you can do this, my lord, the concubine will leave immediately." She really can't think of anything else that can make Dao Hua Wu Que rare, if she uses force, let alone Hua Wu Que's opponent, so what if she doesn't leave? Hua Wuque said with a smile: "Since that's the case, madam, please watch..." As he spoke, he walked towards the carriage. Xiao Yu'er thought to himself: "Could it be possible that this kid can crack the door of this carriage with a palm splitting force like 'beating a cow across a mountain'?" Hua Wuque walked up to the carriage and suddenly said, "Miss Tie, open the door." The person in the carriage smiled like a silver bell and said, "It's about to open." Qunhao was surprised at first, then strange, and finally couldn't help laughing out loud, even Xiao Yu'er almost couldn't help laughing, but he couldn't laugh when he heard that silver bell-like laugh. Sister Murong watched Hua Wuque walk into the car door and was also stunned. I only heard Hua Wuque laughing in the carriage: "I have not violated the rules of the wives, I have already entered the carriage, do you agree that I have won?" Sister Murong was speechless, unable to speak. The method Hua Wuque used was even smarter and more absurd than Murong Sisters and Xiao Yuer thought. After he waited until the end to use it, Qunhao would not despise him and feel disappointed, but would only be more absurd. Admiring his wit, they cheered one after another: "Young man should be considered victorious, no one has anything to say." No matter how much Murong Shanshan tried to force a smile, she couldn't help it. She stomped her feet, turned and walked onto the sedan chair, Murong Shuang followed her, the little fairy gave Jiang Biehe a hard look, and said ruthlessly, "Don't be complacent, I won't have a good life for you." Jiang Biehe looked at her with a smile, but didn't speak. Eighteen big men lifted three big sedan chairs and three small sedan chairs, and walked out of the valley as if fleeing. Jiang Biehe said with a smile: "Brother Hua's wit and martial arts are no longer second-guessed in this world, and my younger brother is really amazed." The crowd cheered thunderously, and Hua Wuque clasped his fists from the carriage to salute, so the carriage also drove out amidst the cheers and applause. Xiao Yu'er looked at the carriage and thought of Tie Xinlan in the carriage, she was stunned, her heart was tied like a handkerchief, after a while, she suddenly shouted: "When did I treat her so well? Why should I suffer for her? Isn't this a hell?" When Tie Xinlan was by his side, he didn't feel anything at all, but when Tie Xinlan was next to someone else, he suddenly felt that Tie Xinlan was more important than anything else. Xiao Yu'er stayed there for a while, when he suddenly saw two tall and big fat men passing by in the crowd, he remembered that he had promised Du Jiaojiao. He jumped down from the tree, squeezed over, and patted "Luo Jiu" Ouyang Ding on the shoulder.Ouyang Ding suddenly turned around, his expression changed. Xiao Yuer smiled and said: "You are always so nervous, why are you still not thin, it's a strange thing." Ouyang Ding recognized him, and then he showed a smile on his face, and said: "The most difficult thing to bear is the grace of a beauty. There is no one to bear the grace of a beauty. The only way to pass the day is to eat, and naturally you will get fatter." Xiao Yu'er rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "You two already knew that I took that girl away?" Ouyang Ding smiled and said, "Besides Xiongtai, who else will she follow?" Ouyang Dang said with a smile: "It's just that my younger brother didn't expect that brother Tai was also interested in that silly girl and took her away." But the two of them didn't get their calculations right this time, and they never thought that the "silly girl" was actually Tu Jiaojiao, thinking that the "silly girl" was also taken away by Xiao Yu'er. Xiao Yu'er naturally didn't say anything, and said with a smile: "It's better to have something than nothing, two is better than one, isn't it?" The three of them walked out of the valley while chatting and laughing, and walked to Du Jiaojiao's carriage. Xiao Yu'er suddenly stopped and said, "You two, please go, see you tonight." Ouyang Ding said with a smile: "Brother, is it possible that you are going to meet beautiful women again?" Xiao Yu'er smiled mysteriously, and said: "Maybe..." He glanced at the carriage intentionally or unintentionally. Ouyang Ding rolled his eyes, laughed and said, "I'm fine, I just want to chat with my brother." Xiao Yu'er hurriedly said on purpose: "I still have to go elsewhere, you two..." Ouyang Dang said loudly: "Brother, I'm afraid you don't want to go elsewhere!" Ouyang Ding had already rushed to the carriage, opened the door, clapped his hands and said with a smile: "I guess it's really good, the beauty is indeed here." One of these two brothers desperately wants to take advantage, and the other would rather die than suffer. Seeing that the "beauty" he found was taken away by others, the more he thought about it, the more he felt that the loss was too great, and he would come back without taking advantage , I couldn't even sleep in the future, the two brothers unexpectedly got into the carriage at the same time. Ouyang Ding said with a smile: "Brother, please come up too. Anyway, my two brothers can't be beaten away." Xiao Yu'er laughed secretly: "You'd rather die than suffer, it seems that you must suffer today." He got into the carriage with a sad face, and sighed: "If I had known this, I should have avoided you just now, why did I go to greet you... Sigh, I'm afraid I got dizzy from watching the excitement." So the chariots and horses set off and drove straight forward. Brother Ouyang smiled even more proudly, and sat down comfortably on the thick and soft car seat, but he didn't know that the person sitting opposite him was the deadly God of Plague. Du Jiaojiao lowered her head, as if she was being shy, but actually she didn't want her face to be seen too clearly by the person opposite. Ouyang Ding laughed loudly and said, "If we don't see each other for a day, the girl will become more beautiful." Ouyang Dang said with a smile: "Xin Cheng Yulu, the flowers are more delicate and beautiful, don't you even understand this truth?" Although these two brothers are always on guard against others, but at this moment in this carriage, with the wall behind them, they have nothing to be wary of. Although Xiao Yu'er knew that if Du Jiaojiao wanted to trick these two people into the car, she must have settled accounts with them, but she couldn't figure out how to do it. I saw that Du Jiaojiao was sitting shyly all the time, not in a hurry to make a move, nor did she intend to ask Xiao Yu'er for help, she seemed to have already made up her mind. Xiao Yu'er only felt that the excitement was more interesting than before, she couldn't wait to see how Tu Jiaojiao would make a move, and how the Ouyang brothers would deal with it. At this time, the carriage went faster and faster, away from the crowd, and turned into the wilderness. Ouyang Ding couldn't help asking: "How is it so far away from Xiongtai's Fragrant Nest?" Xiao Yu'er said with a smile: "If you want to eat plums, you should hold your breath." Ouyang Dang laughed loudly and said, "It's the extreme, it's just..." Du Jiaojiao raised her head suddenly, and said with a charming smile, "It's just that the plums are so sour, I'm afraid you won't be able to eat them." The Ouyang brothers were all startled, as if they felt something was wrong. Ouyang Ding laughed and said, "Since when did the girl become so talkative?" Du Jiaojiao smiled and said, "It's been a long time, about twenty years." Brother Ouyang's face changed again, and the two were ready to rush out of the car. Xiao Yu'er frowned secretly: "How come Du Jiaojiao has become so impatient in doing things, isn't she afraid to scare the snake when she says these two sentences?..." At this moment, with a "poof", four hands suddenly stretched out from the thick and soft cushion under the wide car seat! The two of them felt a numbness between their elbows, their arms were pinched by these four hands, as if they had been put on an iron hoop, the pain pierced their hearts, and they couldn't move any more. Ouyang Ding was terrified, tremblingly said: "Brother...brother, you...why are you like this?" Xiao Yu'er was amazed and funny at the same time, said: "This is none of my business, don't ask me." Ouyang Ding turned to Tu Jiaojiao and said, "Could it be...is this girl's idea?" Du Jiaojiao smiled and said, "Who am I?" Hearing this tone, Brother Ouyang's face became pale with fright. Ouyang said: "You... who are you?" Du Jiaojiao smiled and said, "You didn't recognize me just now, it's true, but now you don't recognize me, you're just pretending." Ouyang said: "I...how can my brother recognize a girl?" Du Jiaojiao said: "You don't recognize me, why are you so afraid?" Ouyang Ding forced a smile and said, "Afraid? Who is afraid..." Ouyang Dang chuckled and said, "My brother naturally knows that Miss Jiao is joking." Du Jiaojiao sighed, and said, "Ouyang Ding, Ouyang Dang, it's no use pretending anymore..." Ouyang Ding said: "Sister Tu, do you find it interesting too! Thin people can become so fat." Du Jiaojiao smiled and said, "I'm afraid you all ate pork dishes." Ouyang Ding said: "Not bad, not bad, my brother really seems to have eaten pork dishes, haha." Du Jiaojiao stared, and said coldly: "It's time for you to spit out all the pork dishes, isn't it?" The two kept saying "haha", but they didn't even say anything, Xiao Yu'er knew that the two of them had some bad idea again. Suddenly, a person under the car cushion said with a smile: "Brother Ouyang, in addition to being white and fat in the past twenty years, I don't want to learn your ability to play haha. I think it's better to accept them as apprentices." The yin and yang strange voice was actually happy in vain. One of them laughed loudly and said, "Haha, if I take these two apprentices, I'm afraid that even my trousers will be taken away by them, so I can only go to the street with bare buttocks, haha." The voices of these two "haha" are loud and bright, it is the genuine "little Amitabha who hides a knife in a smile" Hahaer who is "childlike and innocent". The Ouyang brothers were still planning to escape, but when they heard that these two people were hiding under the car mat, what hope did they have of escaping. Ouyang Ding said with a dry smile: "I don't want to sit the two elder brothers on my buttocks, it's really a sin." Bai Kaixin smiled and said under the car mat: "That's okay, Sister Tu made the bed here more comfortable than my bed, and there are wine and meat..." Haha'er continued to laugh and said, "It's just that I can't bear the thought of your two fat buttocks on your head." Ouyang said: "If the two of you don't let go, the younger brother won't be able to stand up, and if the younger brother doesn't stand up, the two of you will have to squat below... Sister Tu, what do you think we should do?" Du Jiaojiao smiled and said, "Isn't this easy? As long as you spit out the pig vegetables, they will let go immediately." Bai Kaixin said: "Otherwise, I can kill both of you." Hahaer said: "Haha, this idea is not bad." Ouyang Ding sighed, and said: "My brother has long wanted to send the things Sister Tu gave to my brother to the Valley of the Wicked, but..." Du Jiaojiao sneered, "It's just that something is missing, isn't it?" Ouyang Ding said with a sad face: "Sister Tu's guess is not wrong at all. In the second year after you entered the valley, all those things were robbed. My brother was afraid that Sister Tu would blame me, so I had no choice but to..." Du Jiaojiao kept her composure at all, without even blinking her eyes, she said leisurely: "The reason is indeed good, but who is the one who snatched the things?" Ouyang Ding sighed and said, "Lu Zhongda." Du Jiaojiao suddenly giggled and said, "Brother Ha, do you think they're telling a good lie?" Haha'er said: "Haha, it's really good, he knows that we can't ask Lu Zhongda about it." Bai Kaixin smiled and said: "This kind of thing is called death without proof." Ouyang said: "If there is even half a lie, I will be punished by heaven and earth. In the next life, I will be reincarnated as a sow. I will cook it in soy sauce and let Brother Ha drink." Xiao Yu'er secretly laughed, "This man really swears like he's eating cabbage, he doesn't know how many times he swears a day, otherwise how could he speak so fluently." I saw Du Jiaojiao raised her head and ignored her.Haha'er and Bai Kaixin didn't talk under the car mat, but there was a sound of chewing, which showed that Bai Kaixin was already eating meat. Brother Ouyang, you said one sentence to another, sweating profusely, and almost broke your mouth, but Du Jiaojiao didn't seem to hear a word. The more Xiao Yuer watched, the more interesting he became. He wanted to leave, but he was reluctant to leave.At this moment, the carriages and horses stopped suddenly, and then, a face appeared outside the window. This face was cold and pale, so white that it was almost as transparent as ice. When Brother Ouyang saw this face, it was as if someone had whipped him.The whole body shrank into a ball, Ouyang Ding said: "It turns out that Du... Boss Du is here too!"