Chapter 34 Thirty-fourth round of unrivaled gambling

Suddenly a person smiled and said: "That's right, I can prove to him that he is a man from top to bottom, every inch and every inch, and there is absolutely no fake." With such a charming voice, who else but Mimi Xiao? Xiao Yu'er's bones seemed to be brittle, and when he wanted to turn around, he felt something sharp and cold pressing against the back of his head. Xiao Mimi said softly: "Be good, don't move, don't turn around." She waved to the stunned Jiang Yulang, and said, "Yulang, why don't you come over too... Well, this is a good boy, now, turn your back and stand side by side with him, okay? "

Xiao Yuer only hopes that Jiang Yulang will not be too obedient, and only hopes that he will resist a little, then Xiao Yuer can take out the "Five Poisons of Heavenly Water" from his arms. But this damn Jiang Yulang was very obedient, walking over with his head down and hands down.Xiao Yu'er winked at him, but he couldn't see it either.Xiao Yu'er hated it so much, but there was nothing he could do, if a person had a sword pinned to the back of his head, even if he had ten thousand ways, he still couldn't do it. But he is not discouraged yet, he is still waiting for the opportunity, as long as he can take out the "Tian Shui", or even the syringe, Xiao Mimi will be finished.Xiao Mimi is not finished, but Xiao Yu'er.

She stretched out her hand suddenly, touched all the things in Xiao Yu'er's arms, and said with a giggle: "Oh, kid, it seems that you really got a lot of good things, 'Bone Penetrating Needle', 'Five Poison Water', Fortunately, I was not careless, otherwise it would be really miserable." Xiao Yu'er let out a long sigh and said, "Now I'm miserable." Xiao Mimi smiled and said: "It's not too bad, I won't kill you for the time being." She suddenly pulled Xiao Yu'er's right hand and Jiang Yulang's left hand together, and said with a smile, "You two are good friends, hold hands first..."

Xiao Yu'er only felt that Jiang Yulang's hands were icy cold, trembling unceasingly, covered with cold sweat.In fact, his own hand is not like this.There was a "click" sound, and a pair of handcuffs suddenly appeared on the hands of the two of them. The black and heavy handcuffs bound the two of them together. Xiao Mimi smiled coquettishly like a silver bell, and finally came over, walked in front of them, looked at them with a smile in her charming eyes, and said softly: "Now, you can really be regarded as good friends, if you want to live together, you will die together." If we want to die together, no one can leave the other person behind."

Xiao Yu'er smiled wryly: "Now, I would rather he was a woman." Xiao Mimi said: "I like you. There are not many people in the world who can still tell jokes at this time." Jiang Yulang said: "You...you...how did you come here?" Mimi Xiao rolled her eyes and said with a smile, "Are you surprised?" Xiao Yu'er sighed: "If it's not strange, you'd be in hell!" Xiao Mimi said: "Smart children, why did you suddenly become stupid? Think about it, you are so kind to me, how can I be willing to suffocate you?" Xiao Yu'er said: "I still don't quite understand..."

Xiao Mimi said: "At that time, even though I knew you were hiding below, I still didn't dare to go down. I didn't know what was going on down there. If I got down, I would be surprised if I didn't get killed by you." She sighed, and continued: "You will never be as polite to me as I am to you." Xiao Yu'er said: "You are indeed too polite, so you want to smother us to death." Xiao Mimi smiled and said: "I think, maybe this may not really suffocate you, but at least it can make you no longer guard against me. You think that since I want to suffocate you, you will never come down to watch again. Is it?"

Xiao Yu'er sighed: "I now know that if a person is not smothered to death, he is very unlucky. If he is liked by a woman again, then he is even more unlucky." Xiao Mimi giggled and said: "This is so funny, I'm dying of laughter! I must tell others next time, it's not bad luck to be disliked by others, it's good luck to be smothered to death." She seemed to stop listening to Xiao Yu'er at all, and her heart began to focus entirely on the things in this room. She searched every room here as carefully as a jealous wife searches her husband's pockets.

Then, her face lighted up, and so did her eyes.She finally found what she was looking for. It was a pale yellow silk book, and it was naturally the crystallization of the painstaking efforts of the five masters. She held the silk book in her arms, pressed it to her face, and kissed again and again.She couldn't stop laughing, and murmured: "My dear, my dear, what am I afraid of when I have you? Who will be the number one master in martial arts in the world in the future? Do you know?... That's me, Miss Xiao." Jiang Yulang's eyes fixed on the silk book in her hand, almost bursting into flames.

Xiao Mimi touched his face, giggled and said, "Speaking of which, I still have to thank you, if not for you, how would I get 'it'?" She turned around lightly, and she really looked like she was ten years younger. She then smiled and said: "Now, you lead the way and show me everywhere. I think those things are bestowed on me by the gods. If I am polite, my stomach will hurt." In fact, Xiao Mimi really didn't expect that there would be so many things "given to her by God", she almost dazzled her eyes. She looked through every secret room, and then looked at Xiao Yu'er and Jiang Yulang, her eyes seemed so gentle; her smile seemed so sweet.

She smiled softly: "Good boy, do you know why I haven't killed you until now?" Xiao Yu'er looked at the earthen wall of the earth gate, as if he didn't hear her words.Jiang Yulang's face turned pale, and he couldn't speak at all. Xiao Mimi said: "To be honest, I'm really a little scared to ask me to go around in this ghostly place by myself, so I naturally want to keep you with me." Jiang Yulang clenched his lips, his face turned even paler. Xiao Mimi glanced at Xiao Yu'er, and said with a smile: "Now your mission is over, you two have become one, it seems very difficult to crawl back from that hole, why don't you just stay here!"

Jiang Yulang had bitten his lips, tears were streaming down his face. Jiang Yulang suddenly knelt down and said in a trembling voice, "Please, don't kill me. As long as you let me go, I will be your slave for the rest of my life. Whatever you want me to do..." Xiao Mimi said: "I'm very sorry, only this matter, I can't promise you, other than that, no matter how you want to die, I can promise you." She glanced at Xiao Yu'er again and said, "Xiao Yu'er, did you hear that?" Xiao Yu'er was still looking at the earthen wall, and said blankly, "Yes." Xiao Mimi said: "There is a most special and comfortable way to die. I can suggest it to you. I wonder if you would like it?" Xiao Yuer said: "Yes." Xiao Mimi said: "I'll bite you to death, okay?" She stretched out her slender hands, touched Xiao Yu'er's throat, and said with a charming smile: "I just need to take a bite here." Xiao Yu'er said without blinking, "Yes." Xiao Mimi frowned and said, "What's so interesting about that earthen wall? What are you thinking about?" Xiao Yu'er sighed, and said: "I'm going to die anyway, it doesn't matter what I think about." "I'd like to hear it." Xiao Yu'er said: "I think you'd better kill me quickly to avoid trouble." Xiao Mimi said: "The less you talk, the more I want to listen." Xiao Yu'er sighed again: "Since you want to listen, I have no choice but to speak." He rolled his eyes and continued: "I was thinking, since there are some weird things inside every wall, there is absolutely no way behind this earthen wall to be empty, but what is inside?" Xiao Mimi's eyes lit up again, and she said, "Yes, what's inside?" Her eyeballs also began to move around, and she murmured: "It's a pity that there is no earth winch here, how can this earth wall be opened?" Xiao Yuer blinked and said: "Although there is no earthen winch, there is a ring on it that has not been pulled." Xiao Mimi said: "Ah, that's right, go and have a look at Lala. If I don't open this earthen wall to have a look, how can I sleep in the future?" On the surface, Xiao Yu'er walked over reluctantly, but in his heart he was very happy.He actually didn't know what was inside the earthen wall, but he thought it must be something good, but at this moment, no matter what, it was impossible to make his situation worse. He was a dead man anyway. Well, it doesn't matter if there are a group of demons and ghosts hidden in the earthen wall! It was Xiao Mimi who was fooled. The copper ring was hung very high, and it took a lot of effort to pull it up. Xiao Yu'er pulled it, but the copper ring didn't move at first, but Xiao Yu'er and Jiang Yulang exerted all their strength, and the copper ring suddenly fell completely. Then, just listening to a series of "rumbling" earthquakes, it was as if the landslides and the ground were cracking, and the entire ten walls suddenly collapsed completely. A flood poured in like an overwhelming sea. Xiao Mimi exclaimed, her complexion changed terribly - although her complexion changes ever-changingly, this time it became very different from usual. Like a little girl who sees a mouse, she jumped onto a winch with all her might.Unexpectedly, the water came so fast that the winch was submerged in a blink of an eye. At this moment, apart from wanting to escape quickly, she can't care about anything else, even Xiao Yu'er and Jiang Yulang can be put aside.However, the only escape route—the tunnel was also flooded by water. You should know that this place is parallel to the exit "toilet" on the other side of the tunnel, so even though the tunnel is filled with water, the water still cannot vent. Xiao Yu'er and Jiang Yulang are naturally already in the water at this moment.Jiang Yulang's water skills are surprisingly good, stepping on water is like stepping on the ground. Looking at Xiao Mimi's appearance, he couldn't help showing a vicious smile on his face, and murmured: "This female monster can't understand water, it's amazing! It's amazing!" Xiao Yu'er laughed loudly and said, "This is called hitting the right one." Jiang Yulang looked back at him suddenly, and said, "Can you swim?" Xiao Yu'er's hand was hanging on his, and he remained calm, and said with a smile: "Did you forget my name? Is there any fish in the world who can't swim?" What he said really didn't look half false, Jiang Yulang stared at him for a while, and finally smiled. Said: "Very good, very good." The water kept pouring in, and the whole house was almost filled. Not only can Xiao Mimi not know how to swim, but she also seems to be very afraid of water. She is panicking at this moment, her hands and feet are moving wildly, and the more she moves, the more she will sink. Jiang Yulang said in a low voice: "Although she doesn't know how to swim, if she can hold her breath, don't move around, and she won't sink. What's more, she has martial arts, even if she sinks, she won't drink water." Water." He smiled sinisterly, and continued: "But like she is now, she must drink water. Even if she has a great ability, it is completely useless after drinking two sips of water." Xiao Mimi over there really had already drank two sips of water, and couldn't help but hissed: "Help me...are you really watching me die?" Jiang Yulang said softly: "Of course we can't bear to watch you die, as long as you throw the secret book over first, I will save you." Of course, he still dare not go there now, because if Xiao Mimi grabs him, he will die. up. But if the secret book has been soaked in water for a long time, the handwriting will inevitably become blurred. Xiao Mimi is really obedient now, and immediately threw the "secret book" over, shouting: "Quick! Come and save..." Gudu poured another sip of water into it. Jiang Yulang quickly caught the secret book, and Xiao Yuer didn't want to grab it, because the notebook he received was connected to Xiao Yuer, and his other hand was holding the lamp, so he giggled and said: "Silly boy, do you really think I will save you?" Mimi Xiao tremblingly said: "Please... Please..." Jiang Yulang laughed loudly and said, "I want to watch you drink water from here, and drink it in one gulp... When you die, your stomach will be swollen like a ball, it must look very pretty." Mimi Xiao scolded, "You...you bastard." Jiang Yulang said: "You scold me, you'd better come and punch me...Come here, do you have the ability?" Xiao Mimi struggled to jump over, but the more she struggled, the more water she drank.People who can't swim are soaked in the water. No one can imagine the fear and panic unless they have tasted it. Jiang Yulang laughed loudly and said, "Who will be the number one master of martial arts in the world in the future? Do you know Xiao Mimi?... Let me tell you, that is me, Young Master Jiang." Xiao Yu'er said coldly: "I'm afraid not necessarily." Jiang Yulang hurriedly continued, "Of course there's also our brother Yu." Xiao Yu'er sighed, and said: "You and I, neither of us should have this dream. Now the only exit has been flooded, unless you and I are really as good at water as fish, we will still be drowned." die here." Jiang Yulang was startled for a moment, but immediately turned pale again, grabbed Xiao Yu'er's hand, and said, "You... you should think of a way." Xiao Yu'er said: "I've already thought about it, gold, silver, copper, iron, tin are all dead ends, even though the stone tomb has a door that opens upwards, the door is opened from the outside." Jiang Yulang smiled bitterly and said: "The door of the tomb is naturally opened outside, the dead will not go out anyway... Oh, damn it, do you and I really want to die here too?" Xiao Yu'er said: "Perhaps, we still have a way to go." Jiang Yulang was overjoyed and said, "What way?" Xiao Yu'er said: "We haven't moved that wooden winch yet." Jiang Yulang's joy disappeared immediately, and he said bitterly, "Did you forget that we came out from behind the wooden wall?" Xiao Yu'er said leisurely: "We got up from below, what about the top?" Jiang Yulang exclaimed overjoyed, "That's right, why didn't I think of it?" Xiao Yu'er smiled and said, "It's just because I'm much smarter than you." Jiang Yulang sighed: "At this moment, there are not many people who can think of such a thing, except you..." I saw Xiao Mimi's hair floating on the water, she couldn't move at all. Jiang Yulang dived into the water and moved the wooden winch. He had always held the lamp in his hand, but as soon as he dived into the water, it was immediately dark again. Suddenly hearing the sound of "squeak", the water rushed out suddenly, Xiao Yu'er and Jiang Yulang couldn't help themselves, they were also rushed out with the force of the water, their hearts were suddenly relieved. Outside the wooden wall was the exit, with hundreds of stone steps leading straight up, and a ray of skylight shone directly down, Jiang Yulang cheered, tears streaming down again unconsciously. At the end of the stone steps, there is actually sunlight, which is indeed surprising. Jiang Yulang was full of joy, but couldn't help being surprised, and said: "This kind of exit is also strange. Isn't it afraid of being discovered? Since everything here is so secretive, the exit should be more secretive." Xiao Yu'er smiled and said, "Although it is not secret from here, it must be secret. If it is not secret, someone should have found it many years ago." Suddenly, a voice came from above. The two couldn't help being startled again, their footsteps were lighter and faster, and they ran up in one breath, only to see that the exit was covered with a stone slab, but there was a half-inch gap on both sides. The skylight shines from these two gaps, and the voice is also transmitted from these two gaps.Surprised and surprised, the two looked out quietly. There was a small temple outside, but the two couldn't see what kind of god statue was enshrined in this temple, because the god statue was on the stone slab above their heads.Who would have thought that there would be the most mysterious, strange, and greatest underground palace in the world under the statue of a god in a small temple? Who would say that the exit is not secret? Outside, there is naturally Zhang Shen's case.At this moment, there are no incense candles on the altar, but there are a pair of legs, which are as black as iron, covered with black and fluffy hair, and the trousers are rolled up to the knees.Straw sandals were worn on the muddy feet, beyond which they could not see. There is also a particularly large wine gourd, two and a half smoked chickens, a large piece of beef, a bunch of sausages, a pile of dried tofu, and a pile of groundnuts on the divine table.The smell of wine and vegetables, mixed with the stench from the feet, blows down with the wind, the little fish smells it, and really knows what it is like. He really wanted to rush out, but when he saw the five people standing opposite the divine case, he didn't dare to move. Not only did he not dare to move, he almost cried out in surprise.I saw that standing on the far left was a middle-aged man with a member's outer crown and blessing shoes, whose stomach had gradually begun to swell, and a sachet was still hanging on his body. There was a person next to him, also well dressed, with a shrewd and capable face, but judging by his demeanor, he must be the henchman of the wealthy businessman. The other three were surprisingly Wang Yizhuo who "sees people like chickens", Sun Tiannan the "Swordsman from the South", and Qiu Qingbo Qiu Qiye from the silver spear family. The three of them are usually domineering and arrogant, but at this moment, each of them is downcast, with fear and panic all over their faces. The mud-legged man perched on the shrine could make these three people so fearful, Xiao Yu'er really couldn't figure out what kind of person he was. Xiao Yu'er didn't dare to move rashly, and Jiang Yulang didn't dare to move. I saw a pair of big furry hands hanging down. Although the right hand was intact, only the thumb and index finger remained on the left hand. These two hands tore off a chicken leg, pointed at the rich businessman with the chicken leg, and said, "Come here." The rich man's normally well-maintained face had turned pale with fright at this moment, he took a few steps tremblingly, and said in a trembling voice: "The villain Zhang Dewang is here to see the king." The Hong Zhong-like voice laughed and said: "Ge Laozi, I clearly know that your son-in-law is Wang Lingchuan Wang Wanwan, a local rich man in the city, and your son-in-law wants to lie to me." He said four words of "Lao Tzu" and two words of "Gui Zi" in one sentence, which is the standard Sichuan dialect, but the words are a bit vague, presumably because he is biting a chicken leg in his mouth. That Wang Wanwan fell to his knees, and said with a bitter face: "The villain doesn't have much money, I would like to give it all to the king, as long as the king..." He cursed loudly: "Fart, who wants to steal money from your son of a bitch, I heard that you are better at gambling than ghosts, so I specially brought you here to gamble." Wang Wanwan breathed a sigh of relief and said with an apologetic smile: "If your majesty wants to gamble, no matter dice, Pai Gow, horse hanging, or flower stalls, villains can accompany you, but there are no gambling tools here. After returning to the city, villains must be comfortably prepared." and the King..." The voice slapped the table and said: "Whoever bet with your son on these long-winded things, I will bet with you to guess the coin, right and wrong, and stare twice." Wang Wanbai muttered: "But I don't know what the king wants to bet? The villain doesn't have much money to gamble." That voice said: "I bet you have one hand and one leg..." Just as Wang Wanwan stood up, his legs became weak again, and he sat down on the webbed, gritted his teeth and said, "What if the king loses?" The voice said: "If I lose, I will cut off a finger for you." Wang Wanwan said: "This... this..." The voice said angrily: "What is this! One finger of my father is much more expensive than your four legs!" Wang Wanwan's teeth chattered, and he said, "I don't...don't want to gamble." That voice said: "Ge Laozi, you can't do without gambling." Wang Wanwan seemed to be willing to go all out, and said loudly: "There is only rape in the world, there is no such thing as forced gambling!" The voice chuckled and said, "I don't do other bad things in my life, but I like to force gambling. You son of a bitch likes to gamble all his life. Today, you are lucky to meet me as an 'evil gambler'." Wang Wanwan's eyes widened immediately, and he lost his voice: "You...you are Xuanyuan..." That voice said: "I am Xuanyuan Sanguang, you son of a bitch also knows?" Wang Wanwan said with a bitter face: "People who gamble in and out of the city swear by you, and whoever wants to get out of the doctor by gambling will have to meet Xuanyuan Sanguang. But...but I have never cheated anyone when I gamble, old man." No matter what, let me meet you." Xuanyuan Sanguang laughed and said: "Since you know Lao Tzu, you should know that Lao Tzu gambles the hardest and is never bad. What are you afraid of?" I saw a copper plate flipping countless times in the air, and "dang" landed on the divine table. Xuanyuan Sanguang's big hand immediately covered it, and said loudly: "Is it right or wrong? Guess! Quick!" Xiao Yu'er was also gasping for breath, he really didn't expect that this big man with mud legs was actually the "evil gambler" Xuanyuan Sanguang among the "Ten Evil Men"! He never thought that just after escaping from the "Ten Evil Men", he would immediately meet another one. Moreover, it seemed that the "Ten Evil Men" he met were actually more vicious than the last!But just now he saw that the "Tongbao" side of the coin was upside down, and he believed that Wang Wanwan must have seen it too, so wouldn't this "evil gambler" be sure to lose? I saw that Wang Wanwan's lips were white, and he opened his mouth several times, but he still couldn't say a word. The veins on the back of Xuanyuan Sanguang's hand were exposed, and he seemed a little nervous. lost!" Wang Wanwan said: "Tong... Tong Bao." Xuanyuan Sanguang flipped his hand and said with a big laugh, "You lost, son of a turtle!" When Wang Wanwan closed his eyes, Xiao Yu'er was also taken aback. He clearly saw that "Tong Bao" was on top, how did he change?Could it be that Xuanyuan Sanguang deliberately wanted Wang Wanwan to see that it was "Tongbao", and then he changed when he covered it with his hand? Strictly speaking, this method can't be regarded as a deception. Who asked Wang Wanwan to peek?Xiao Yu'er secretly sighed, smiled wryly and thought: "This evil gambler is really powerful!" Xuanyuan Sanguang said with a smile: "You lost, why don't you hurry up and cut off a leg and a hand to pay for it." Wang Wanwan hissed: "Small man... I am willing to transfer all the eleven pawnshops in the city to your old man... plus the three rice shops in the north of the city. I just ask you to forgive me this time. " Xuanyuan Sanguang giggled and said: "You are a rich and heartless old beast, do you think I really want your pig leg? Although I am also a wicked person, I can't bear your idea of ​​making decisions on poor people the most." He slapped the table and said loudly: "I accept both the pawn shop and the rice shop, hurry up and type up the note, and wait for me to pick it up. Anyway, I'm not afraid of your poor son repudiating the debt." Wang Wanwan said: "Yes, yes..." Fuck off and run away. He had just fled there, but his attendant had already knelt down and said: "The villain is just a lowly person, you old man must disdain to bet with the villain, please let the villain go!" Xuanyuan Sanguang laughed and said, "You Guier is wrong, do you know that I also have a nickname called 'gamble with anyone', and the emperor also bet with him." The servant was cruel and said: "What do you want to bet, old man?" Xuanyuan Sanguang said: "I bet you that you know how many buttons you have on your body. If you lose, I will cut off your nose. If you win, I will pawn the seventeen shops and the three rice shops. for you." The servant's face was ashen, and he couldn't help covering his nose with his hands. Xuanyuan Sanguang laughed and said: "Think about it, if you rely on yourself, you will never want to make such a big fortune in your life... Hey, don't look at yourself, otherwise I will goug out your eyeballs first." The servant's eyes really only dared to stare straight ahead, and said: "But the pawn shop and rice shop are still in the hands of Master Wang." Xuanyuan Sanguang smiled and said, "Don't worry, son of a bitch, as long as you win, I will be responsible for asking him to give it to you." The attendant suddenly smiled and said: "The villain has a problem since he was a child. He likes to swallow buttons, so when the villain's mother makes clothes for the villain, she never uses buttons. They are all tied with belts. It becomes a habit when you get older.”