Chapter 27 The twenty-seventh round of getting out of trouble

A young woman in a light green dress, with a camellia flower slanted on her temples, walked in gracefully.Her steps are so graceful, her waist is so light.She walked in from the hundreds of feet of the cliff, really like the little daughter-in-law next door crossing the threshold, even the camellia was still wearing it firmly, not crooked at all. In the darkness, the Lord Xianguo rushed out, carrying an unstoppable gust of wind, and rushed straight at the young woman who seemed weak.The young woman in the green skirt was caught off guard, and was about to be shaken out, but somehow her waist was slightly folded, and she was already standing gracefully behind the Lord Xianguo.

Lord Xianguo was startled, and turned around sharply. After the second shot, the young woman in the green skirt smiled at him, and said softly: "You want me to go out, and I will go out right away. Why do you have to make such a big effort? I'm angry." That charming and sweet smile was as beautiful as a flower and as sweet as honey. Lord Xianguo said: "You...you..." Although he is fierce, domineering, cunning and vicious, but facing such a gentle and beautiful woman, his heart is still a little moved, and he can't say any more cruel words. The young woman in the green skirt said: "Old man, if you like me to stay here, I will stay here and clean the floor, cook for you and mend your clothes..."

Xiao Yu'er had been staring at her all the time, now she suddenly smiled and said: "I think you might as well be my wife." The young woman in the green dress smiled and said, "If you really want me to be your wife, I'll be so happy. I haven't found a smart and handsome husband like you for ten years, but it's a pity..." Xiao Yu'er said, "What's the pity?" The young woman in the green skirt said softly: "It's a pity that I am too old. When you are thirty years old, I will already be an old woman. At that time, you want to dump me again, but you can't bear it. Isn't it embarrassing for you?" How can I put up with you?"

Xiao Yu'er knew that there was not a single truth in what she said, but for some reason, after hearing it, she still felt very comfortable in her heart, and couldn't help laughing: "You don't say that I am too young, just say that you are too young. Da, a woman who talks like you, even if she is a murderous hag, I still like it." The young woman in the green skirt said sweetly, "Whether what you say is true or not, I will always remember this sentence in my heart." Turning around, he asked God Xianguo, "What about you?" God Xianguo murmured, "What if I don't like staying here?"

The young woman in the green skirt said: "If the old man thinks this place is too stuffy and wants to go out for a stroll, I have prepared a ladder outside, and you can leave at any time, old man." Lord Xianguo hissed, "Really?" The young woman in the green skirt said: "Old man, if you are still not at ease, just go up first, and then we will go up again, leaving this young master to leave with the box last, so that the old man can rest assured of us, and we can also rest assured of you, old man." Although Xianguo Shenjun was ten thousand unwilling to listen to her words, but what she said was really humane, it really touched his heart, and he really had to listen.Even Shen Qinghong, although she knew in her heart that this woman must be a murderous female devil, she seemed to be possessed by a demon, and she just nodded when she heard it.

The two of them thought and searched, but they couldn't find any malicious intentions from her.What she said really covered everything. She not only thought about it for herself, but also thought about it for others. No matter who it was, she couldn't think of a better way. Xiao Yu'er clapped his hands and said: "This method is indeed the best one. If other people go up first, Brother Monkey must be worried. This time Monkey always goes up first, and he has to wait for the last batch of jewels to come up. He will definitely not cut the rope." God Xianguo stared at the young woman, but couldn't help asking: "But you... are you really out of good intentions?"

The young woman in the green skirt said softly: "Master, do you think I have any malicious intentions?" Xianguo Shenjun shouted loudly: "Is there really such a good person as you in the world?" The young woman in the green skirt sighed softly: "I was born like this. I only know how to think of others and do things for others. I can't help myself." Xianguo Shenjun's eyes rolled around, but looking left and right, he really couldn't see where she was bad, so he stomped his feet and said: "Okay, whether you are good or bad, go up first and then talk!" In fact, I can't wait, the sunshine, the warm wind, and the free world seem to be beckoning to him.

He poked his head and saw that there was indeed a long rope as thick as a child's arm hanging straight down from above. If the long rope would be interrupted, then the young woman in the green skirt would also be trapped here. As long as the long rope would not be interrupted, then, Even if there are other tricks, he has to go up first. God Xianguo counted and calculated, but felt that there was no plan left, and without hesitation, he jumped up, grabbed the rope head, and laughed loudly: "Shen Qinghong, follow..." Before he could stop laughing, his body twisted suddenly, and he fell straight into the cliff. The triumphant laughter also turned into a mournful cry.

Shen Qinghong turned pale with shock, and lost her voice: "This... this..." The face of the young woman in the green dress seemed to turn pale with fright, and she tremblingly said: "This... what's going on!" Shen Qinghong suddenly turned around, and said sharply: "This should be asked of you!" The young woman in the green skirt said: "Could it be that the old man is too old to hold the rope anymore?" Shen Qinghong said angrily: "To be honest, what kind of ghost is on your rope?" The eyes of the young woman in the green dress were as bright as autumn water, innocent as a baby, and said softly: "This rope is in good condition, and it hasn't broken. I just came down from above. If you don't believe me, you might as well check it out."

Shen Qinghong really stretched out her hand to pull it, Xiao Yu'er suddenly smiled and said: "If there are a few poisonous needles hidden in this rope, the person who stretches out his hand to pull it must feel very uncomfortable." Before he finished speaking, Shen Qinghong retracted her hand like lightning, and said sharply: "Yes, there must be a poisonous needle hidden in this rope, otherwise, how could God Xianguo let go, I don't think you are such a vicious woman, I am so vicious today! It’s just eyes opened.” The young woman in the green dress had tears in her eyes, and she said sadly: "If you want to say that, I can't help it. If that's the case, I... I can only show you." She twisted her slender waist, and she climbed up to long rope.

Shen Qinghong watched her climb up, the young woman in the green dress seemed to be getting smaller and smaller, he was anxious and regretful, and asked them to follow this gentle or vicious woman to climb up, He really didn't dare, but it was really painful for him to see this opportunity missed. He was in a dilemma, wondering if he should take the risk, but at this moment, the elusive woman slipped down gently again. Xiao Yu'er smiled and said, "I already knew you would come back." The young woman in the green skirt sighed softly: "I originally wanted to leave you alone, but I really couldn't bear it, alas! Why is my heart always so soft, I don't even know myself." She swept Shen Qinghong lightly with her eyes and said: "Whether this rope is good or bad, you should know by now!" At this moment, Shen Qinghong really didn't know who to trust, he even had some suspicions that God Lord Xianguo really fell down because he couldn't catch the rope. The young woman in the green skirt said leisurely: "If you still don't believe me, you might as well wrap your hands with a piece of cloth." Shen Qinghong looked at the rope, then at the blue sky and day outside the cave, then at this gloomy cave, thinking about those fifteen years of suffering. This opportunity is really not to be missed. He gritted his teeth, and finally took a look at Xiao Yu'er.Xiao Yu'er also frowned, and said: "Don't look at me, I have no idea, but... I think this rope will not be broken, otherwise she will not be able to get up by herself." Shen Qinghong sighed, and said: "Now that things have come to an end, I have to give it a try no matter what." He jumped up and climbed up. Xiao Yu'er picked up a heart and watched him climb up, one foot, two feet... Seeing that he had climbed more than ten feet, Xiao Yu'er finally breathed a sigh of relief, looked at the young woman and said with a smile: "You Whether this person is good or bad, until now I can't figure it out..." Before he finished speaking, the rope was broken. Shen Qinghong screamed, struggled, fell straight down from the entrance of the cave, and disappeared instantly, only the shrill scream resounded through the four mountains. Xiao Yu'er was stunned, stunned on the spot, and said in a low voice: "You...you...you are really a female monster who deceives people and does not pay for their lives." The young woman in the green dress smiled and said, "Oh! Really?" Xiao Yu'er said: "You poisoned the old monkey with the poisonous needle in the rope, and then cut the rope in half and waited for Shen Qinghong to be fooled, but with your martial arts, you didn't have to spend so much effort to kill the old monkey. Kill them?" The young woman in the green skirt said sweetly: "It's so boring to kill someone yourself. I've never killed a person myself in my life. It's all done by others willingly." Xiao Yu'er said: "But I still don't understand, the rope is broken, how do you go up by yourself?" The young woman in the green skirt said: "It's very comfortable here, I don't want to go up anymore." Xiao Yu'er was startled, touched his head and smiled wryly: "I can't figure out what a girl said, you are the first one." The young woman in the green skirt stared at him, and said softly: "Your friend was killed by me, you don't want to take revenge?" Xiao Yu'er sighed: "I can't beat you, I can't lie to you, how can I get revenge? Besides, as you said, it's not you forcing them, but they are willing to send them to their door to be fooled." The young woman in the green skirt said: "Aren't you feeling uncomfortable?" Xiao Yu'er said: "One of these two people deserved to die long ago, and the other one didn't want to live fifteen years ago, now it's the right way to die, why should I feel bad!" The young woman in the green dress rolled her eyes, giggled and said, "I have never seen a child like you before." Xiao Yu'er smiled and said, "Okay, now you can start lying to me until I die." The young woman in the green skirt said: "I lied to you to death, wouldn't it be very lonely for me to be here alone." Xiao Yuer's eyes widened, and he said, "You... don't you really want to go up?" The young woman in the green skirt said: "I don't have wings, and I can't fly." Xiao Yu'er was stunned for a while, then smiled wryly, "You are really a female monster." The young woman in the green skirt said: "If I were a female monster, you would be a little monster." Xiao Yu'er sighed: "That's not bad. A female monster, a little monster, spends her whole life in this ghost cave, and maybe a large group of little monsters will be born in the future..." Before he finished speaking, the young woman in the green dress couldn't straighten up from laughing. Suddenly, a burst of wild laughter came from afar. One person laughed wildly and said, "Ghost girl surnamed Xiao, you can't run away. I already know where you went down from. I'll be waiting for you here, unless you never come up for the rest of your life." The voice obviously came from the misty and misty hilltop, but it sounded like screaming right next to your ear, making your ears go numb.The complexion of the young woman in the green dress changed immediately, becoming whiter than paper. Xiao Yu'er asked, "Who is he?" The young woman in the green skirt said: "He...he is not human, he is simply an old monster." Xiao Yu'er said: "Are you really that afraid of him?" The young woman in the green skirt shook her head and sighed: "You don't know, you don't know...No one in the world can ever guess what he did." Hearing that voice, he shouted again: "Xiao, are you really not coming up?" The young woman in the green dress bit her lip and said nothing. After a long while, the voice said again: "Okay, I counted to ten, if you still don't come up, when I catch you, I guarantee that you will suffer ten days and ten nights of living punishment, if I let you take a moment less, I will None of them are human." Xiao Yu'er blinked and sighed: "It seems that he really has the ability to make people not even die." The voice has already roared: "Start now! One!" The young woman in the green dress seemed to have been frightened limp, she collapsed on the ground, unable to move, and the camellias beside her temples were also trembling. The voice has already shouted: "Two!" Xiao Yu'er rolled his eyes, and said: "This guy is so vicious, is he one of the 'Top Ten Villains'?" The young woman in the green skirt sighed: "Compared with him, the ten villains are like the most obedient children." Xiao Yu'er was also taken aback, and said, "Is he more ruthless than the 'Top Ten Villains'?" Hearing that voice, he shouted again: "Three!" Xiao Yu'er was stunned for a while, then asked, "What's his name?" The young woman in the green skirt said: "You won't know him." Xiao Yu'er said: "Since he is more ruthless than the 'Top Ten Villains', he should be very famous." The young woman in the green skirt sighed, "Dogs that bite people don't bark, do you know that? The less famous a person is, the more powerful he is. Even if he has done something that is beyond the tolerance of gods and ghosts, no one will know about it." The voice shouted again: "Four... well, it seems that you really won't come up, would you like to hear how I will deal with you when I catch you." He seemed to be furious, and roared: "When I catch you, I will first goug out one of your eyes, and then pour salt water into it. After ten days, your whole body will turn into bacon." Xiao Yu'er smiled wryly and said: "What a vicious person, I'm afraid even Li Dazui has never eaten such live bacon." The young woman in the green skirt asked suddenly: "Do you recognize Li Dazui?" Xiao Yu'er blinked, and asked back, "Do you recognize him?" The young woman in the green skirt was silent for a while, and said leisurely: "Who doesn't know him among the people in the rivers and lakes?" The voice roared wildly: "Five!...Did you hear that! Five! If you count to five more, you will be finished. If you think I can't catch you, you are very wrong." The young woman in the green dress suddenly stood up and sighed, "That's all. Instead of waiting to be caught by him, it's better to die now." Xiao Yu'er said: "You...what are you afraid of? Let's wait here and not go up, and he won't dare to come down anyway." The young woman in the green dress sighed: "You don't know, what he said never counts. If he says he can catch me, he can really catch me." Xiao Yu'er said: "You can't die, I feel so lonely here alone after you die." The young woman in the green skirt smiled sadly and said, "Do you still want to live?" Xiao Yu'er said: "I am living an interesting life, why don't I want to live?" The young woman in the green dress shook her head and sighed, "He won't let you go..." The voice shouted, "Six! It's six now!" The young woman in the green skirt said: "He will always find a way to catch you. If I die, he will definitely vent all his anger on you, and then you will be even more miserable." As she spoke, she walked slowly to the entrance of the cave. Xiao Yu'er said: "You want to jump down?" The young woman in the green skirt said: "In my opinion, you should jump down with me." Xiao Yuer lost his voice: "You want me to jump too?" The young woman in the green skirt suddenly turned around, stared at him, and said slowly: "I'm very lonely even if I die alone, will you accompany me?" Xiao Yu'er rubbed her head and murmured: "Ask someone to die with her so that she won't be lonely... Hey! Such a request is very rare." The young woman in the green skirt said leisurely: "I like you, so I want you to jump down with me, otherwise! Otherwise... I don't care if you live or die." The roar had shouted: "Seven!" Xiao Yu'er looked at her for a long time before saying: "Do you like me?" The young woman in the green skirt said slowly: "You are a smart person, can't you see it?" Xiao Yu'er looked at her for a long time, and suddenly said loudly: "Okay! I will jump down with you!" The young woman in the green skirt also seemed a little surprised, and lost her voice: "Really?" Xiao Yu'er said: "Not only will I dance with you, but I will also dance with you in my arms." The young woman in the green skirt stared at him again for a long time, then said slowly: "Okay...you are fine." The roar said: "Eight! There are two more blows, you stinking girl, your life is not long." Xiao Yu'er really jumped up, hugged her tightly, and even smiled and said: "You smell so sweet...It's really nice to be able to hold you to death." The young woman in the green skirt suddenly smiled and said, "You are such a lovely child, it is a good thing to be hugged to death by you." The voice roared: "Nine! Damn girl, did you hear that? I've counted to nine now!" The young woman in the green skirt said: "Are you ready to hug? Hold tight, I'm about to jump!" Xiao Yu'er said: "You jump!" He closed his eyes, let out a long sigh, and said, "I don't know what it's like to die." The young woman in the green skirt said: "You will know soon..." With a leap, he actually jumped into the bottomless ravine. He only felt that his ears were filled with wind, and his body fell straight down. At this time, he felt very interesting and comfortable rather than saying that he was afraid.In any case, there are not many people who have the experience of jumping from a height of hundreds of feet. Maybe Xiao Yu'er was so frightened that he forgot the word "scared", maybe at first he didn't believe that the young woman in the green dress would really jump down. He just felt faster and faster, and the lower body seemed to be separated from the upper body.At this time, there was only one thought in his mind-he was asking himself: "Am I smart? Or stupid?" At this moment, only a "bang" was heard.His body seemed to shake, and the momentum of his fall suddenly slowed down. He only heard the young woman in the green dress chuckle in his ear, "How does it feel to die?" Xiao Yuer said: "Not bad! Not bad..." He has opened his eyes, and looking left and right, the trees on both sides of the mountain wall can be clearly seen, as if each tree is floating upwards.It can be seen from this that the momentum of their whereabouts has been surprisingly slow. The young woman in the green skirt said with a smile: "You know, you are a lucky person. Although you have tasted death, you don't really have to die." Xiao Yu'er said: "This...what is going on?" The young woman in the green skirt said: "You look up." As soon as Xiao Yu'er raised his head, he saw a strange thing, which looked like an umbrella, but it was not an umbrella, at least ten times bigger than an umbrella. This thing actually protruded from the back of the young woman in the green skirt, and it looked like a big five-color umbrella tied with countless strings.The "umbrella" caught the wind, and their falling was naturally slowed down. Xiao Yu'er seemed to be sitting on a cloud and falling down, the taste was wonderful, he couldn't help laughing loudly, and said loudly: "This thing is really good, I don't know how you came up with it." Suddenly, he felt his body tremble, and he had already landed on the ground.The "umbrella" carried the wind and rolled them out. The young woman in the green skirt pulled out a knife from her skirt, cut the rope, and said with a coquettish smile, "Little devil, you can let go now." Xiao Yu'er hugged her even tighter, and said: "I won't let you go, you lied to me so hard, I almost went crazy because you lied to me, you should let me hug you more as compensation. " The young woman in the green dress smiled and said, "You brat, are you a smart person or an idiot?" Xiao Yu'er smiled and said, "I asked myself this question just now, but I couldn't answer it myself." The young woman in the green skirt said: "I see you, you are an out-and-out idiot." Xiao Yu'er jumped up suddenly, his big eyes gleamed, he stared at her and said, "Do you really think you've tricked me?" The young woman in the green skirt also looked at him with a smile and said, "You don't know?" Xiao Yu'er laughed loudly and said: "Tell you, I knew you would not die a long time ago, so I jumped down with you. You don't seem like someone who would seek death by himself." The young woman in the green skirt blinked and said, "Oh! Really?" Xiao Yuer puffed up her chest and said loudly: "I tell you, there is no one in the world who can fool me, Jiang Xiaoyu." The young woman in the green skirt looked at him, and said softly: "I just realized now that you are no longer a child, but an adult, a man. I have almost never seen a man like you." Her eyes seemed to be filled with admiration, Xiao Yu'er's chest stood out even higher, and he suddenly realized that he was no longer a child, but had grown up suddenly. The young woman in the green skirt turned her eyes around, and suddenly sighed again: "Although I am not dead, but here, I have nothing to do. Now... I can only rely on you for everything, you can't abandon me." Xiao Yu'er only felt that he had never been so strong and courageous as now, he felt that he was really good, otherwise how could she rely on him wholeheartedly. He said loudly: "You just rely on me, you will never regret it." The young woman in the green skirt smiled sweetly and said, "You are so kind, I know I will not choose the wrong person." Xiao Yu'er smiled and said, "Of course you didn't make a wrong choice, you made a very correct choice." The young woman in the green skirt sighed happily and said, "Okay, you should think of a way now, let's get out of this damn place." Xiao Yu'er said: "Okay." He had just finished saying the word "good", although his mouth was sweet, but his heart was already bitter. Just because he has seen this "ghost place" clearly. He really didn't know how to get out of here. Here, it's like the bottom of a bottle, even if it has as many legs as a cockroach and has such a strong ability to survive, it's impossible to climb up. Strangely, it's not as dank here as they imagined.There is no moisture here at all, but it is warm and dry. The misty clouds and mists seen from above are still high above their heads. What he stepped on was not swampy mud, but very pleasant grass, soft green grass, which looked like a green felt.In the bright light, it is full of fragrant fragrance. There are dense forests on all sides, and there are some bright flowers and plants dotted among the forests. The little fish almost thinks that he has suddenly fallen into a fairyland. The only scary thing about this fairyland is the boundless silence.There is no wind, no sound, every blade of grass, every leaf is absolutely still, it seems that there is no life at all. The eerie silence was almost maddening. This beautiful "fairyland" is actually a "dead land". The young woman in the green skirt said softly: "Have you figured out a way?" Xiao Yu'er couldn't laugh anymore, he couldn't stop saying: "There is a way, of course there is a way." The young woman in the green skirt said: "Okay, I will listen to you in everything." She looked at him tenderly, but she didn't speak anymore. With his hands behind his back, Xiao Yu'er walked around seventeen or eight times, and suddenly said loudly: "No! No!" The young woman in the green skirt asked, "What's wrong?" Xiao Yu'er said: "There is something missing here." The young woman in the green skirt asked, "Something is missing? What is it?" Xiao Yu'er said with a bitter face: "Where did the old monkey and Shen Qinghong go? Did they fly into the sky?" The young woman in the green dress said: "He... didn't they fall to their deaths?" Xiao Yu'er said: "That's right, he fell to his death, but what about the corpses? I've looked everywhere, but I can't see a single bone of them. Even if they were eaten by a tiger, they didn't eat them so fast. What's more, here There are hardly any cats, and there are no tigers." The face of the young woman in the green skirt also changed, and she lost her voice: "You really didn't see their bodies?" Xiao Yu'er said: "No, there is not even a single bone." Even though he said this, he still didn't believe himself. While talking, he searched around, and the young woman in the green skirt followed him.This place is not big, they quickly searched it two or three times, every corner, under every tree, and every patch of grass. Not only were there no bones here, there was not even a trace of blood—there was hardly a trace of two people falling to their deaths here. Xiao Yu'er suddenly became a little frightened, and said, "This hellish place, could there really be ghosts?" The young woman in the green skirt shrank her body and said with a forced smile: "Ghost, where can there be ghosts!" Xiao Yu'er said: "If there were no ghosts, where did those two people go? Even if they didn't fall to their death, they should be here, besides, it is absolutely impossible for them not to fall to their death." "But there must be something strange in this place, and I will definitely be able to find out where the strangeness is." Then, he searched around again, but the trees were still the same trees, and the grass was still the same few pieces of grass... Xiao Yu'er shouted again: "There must be someone else here." The young woman in the green dress asked, "Is there someone in this ghost place?" "Because if it is a wild grassland, how can it be so tidy? So clean? So, I think there must be people living here, and someone must be mowing the grass from time to time." The young woman in the green skirt showed her face and said, "Ah, yes, you not only have a good brain, but also have good eyes... Since there are people living here, I can rest assured." She frowned again, and said in a trembling voice, "But... what about people?" Xiao Yu'er said: "People...people..." He looked around, there were no ghosts here, where was anyone? Mysteries, uncanny, unexplainable mysteries. The young woman in the green skirt said: "I... I can't even think about it, I'm going to shiver when I think about it." Xiao Yu'er said loudly: "You don't have to think about it, let me think about it, I think it's enough." In fact, he couldn't figure it out either, his head hurt from thinking about it. The sky has gradually darkened, very early. Xiao Yu'er kept walking around, his stomach was so hungry that his stomach was sour. Xiao Yu'er was also going crazy. He often said: There is nothing impossible in the world. Now, he suddenly realized that the person who said this was either a lunatic or a fool. He didn't even dare to look at the young woman in the green dress. This woman relied on him for everything. She really chose the wrong person. There must be something wrong with her eyes. In the end, Xiao Yu'er was almost dizzy, and murmured: "Go to sleep, at least get some sleep, it's best not to wake up..." Suddenly, the young woman in the green skirt called out coquettishly, "Come here... Come here quickly!" When Xiao Yu'er turned her head, she could no longer see her, and said loudly: "Where are you? Have you also learned the invisibility method?" The young woman in the green skirt said: "I am here, here!" This call came from behind a tree, this tree is very thick, very big, and the leaves are very green, Xiao Yu'er has long suspected that there is something strange in it, but he can't see it. He ran over quickly, and saw the young woman in the green skirt kneeling behind the tree, as if she was praying, motionless, but her eyes were wide open. Xiao Yuer frowned and said, "What are you doing? Worshiping Bodhisattva?" The young woman in the green skirt beckoned and said, "Come here quickly, take a look here." Xiao Yu'er had no choice but to squat down too, looked at it for a while, and said: "It's nothing, it's just... ah, yes, there is." He suddenly discovered that the bark of the lower half of the tree was different from the upper half, the bark of the upper half was rough, but the bark of the lower half was very smooth. The young woman in the green skirt said: "Look, this tree bark seems to be touched by people often. There is obviously only one explanation for why people touch this tree bark... This tree must be a Taoist." Xiao Yu'er showed her face and said, "Not only do you have a good brain, but you also have good eyes." The young woman in the green skirt said sweetly, "Thank you." Xiao Yuer blinked, stretched out his hand and knocked on the tree a few times, and said with a smile, "Is anyone home?"