Chapter 25 Twenty-fifth round of narrow escape

Shocked, Xiao Yu'er turned his head to look, only to realize that it was just a monkey. Dozens of monkeys came from nowhere, and they all followed his appearance, crawling on the cliff, poking their heads out quietly. .There are the most monkeys in Emei Mountain, and they like to imitate people the most. Xiaoyuer has heard of it. But at the moment when he really saw it, he couldn't help being angry and funny, and he didn't know how to drive them away, so he could only whisper: "Shh—go—" The monkeys made faces at him, pursed their mouths, and chirped. Some monkeys' faces were as red as their buttocks, and making faces could really scare people to death.Xiao Yu'er was afraid that these bloody monkeys would disturb Hua Wuque, so he couldn't help becoming a little anxious, and couldn't help stretching out a hand to chase and beat him.As soon as he stretched out his hand, he knew it was broken.

The monkeys suddenly rushed over in a swarm, and stretched out their hands to Xiao Yu'er. If it was normal, Xiao Yu'er would not be afraid. But at this moment, he was hanging in the air on the cliff, and he couldn't use his hands. As soon as the monkeys jumped on him, he really had to roll down. He was frightened and anxious, but he didn't dare to call for help. He scrambled up the cliff with both hands, and dropped the sharp knife in his hand. It took him a long time to hear the sound of "poof".The cliff was actually sloping inward, that's why the dagger fell straight to the bottom, the echo took a long time to come up, it was obvious that the cliff was terrifyingly deep.

Xiao Yu'er was covered in cold sweat, his hands could no longer grasp the point of strength, and when he reached the steep inward part of the cliff, he would fall straight down, no wonder he wasn't smashed to pieces.The world's most intelligent person would die at the hands of a group of monkeys, Xiao Yu'er thought of this, and really didn't know whether to cry or laugh. The monkeys also fell straight down, but dozens of monkeys chirped and suddenly held each other's hands.Dozens of monkeys held hands and were suspended in the air in a series, like a string of gourds, none of them fell down.

But Xiao Yu'er had already fallen, and his hands couldn't hold anything anymore. He could only close his eyes and said with a miserable smile: "It's over—Little Yu'er was killed by a monkey—" But at this moment, a fluffy monkey's paw suddenly stretched out from nowhere, and grabbed the front of his chest—— The strength of this monkey's paw is frightening, but Xiao Yu'er's falling force is even stronger, although the monkey's paw grabbed his clothes, the clothes were torn, and his body still fell straight down.Unexpectedly, another monkey's paw stretched out like lightning and grabbed his hair.

Xiao Yu'er burst into tears from the pain, but his body finally stopped. I saw that a bunch of monkeys were still making funny faces at him, screaming at him, and grabbing his two monkey paws, but they protruded from a hole in the cliff. Xiao Yu'er thought to himself: "It's probably the Monkey King who caught me, otherwise how could he have such great strength? Monkeys don't have any good ideas for people. They caught me, but they don't know how to torture me?" The idea was really faster than all the people in the world. As soon as he changed his mind, he secretly grabbed the hole first and grabbed the "monkey" first.

And who knew that before his body moved, a voice suddenly came out from the cave, the voice was sharp and thin, saying: "Don't move, if you move, you will be thrown down." The thin voice really sounds like a monkey, but it is obviously a human language, so can monkeys also speak human language?In Mount Emei, could it be that monkeys really became spirits? Xiao Yu'er was so frightened that his whole body broke into cold sweat again, he tremblingly said: "You...what are you?" The voice squeaked and laughed: "What are you, I am what I am!" Xiao Yu'er said: "You... are you human?"

The voice said, "Do you think I am a human?" Xiao Yu'er took a breath and said, "What do you want?" That voice said: "Hang your hands down, don't move." Xiao Yu'er could only lower his hands obediently, and his body was lifted up by this "person" in the air, as if he was flying through the clouds.The pair of monkey paws actually touched his left and right shoulders a little bit, and they hit the acupuncture points on his shoulders, he couldn't lift his hands no matter how much he tried. And then, literally like a fish, he was pulled into the hole.

The hole is not big, but the inside of the hole is not small. Xiao Yu'er's whole body was sore and sore from being pulled, and his head was dizzy. When he opened his eyes, he saw a monkey grinning straight at him. This "monkey" is really not small, it is not much shorter than the little fish.Upon closer inspection, this "monkey" was actually wearing clothes. Although they were tattered, they were indeed human clothes, and they were not fake.If you take a closer look, you can see that although this "monkey" has hair all over its body and on its face, its eyes and nose look like humans.The strangest thing is that this "monkey" not only has hair, but also a beard.

The "monkey" squeaked and said with a smile: "Have you seen it now? What am I like?" Xiao Yu'er bit the bullet, and said, "You are three-thirds like a human being." The "monkey" said: "But it is seven points like a monkey, isn't it?" Xiao Yu'er said: "If you hadn't heard you speak human words with your own ears, you would be nothing like a human being at all." When he encountered this strange thing, he simply gave it up, he had already forgotten the word "life and death" in his heart, and he was not afraid of this "monster" at all. "What to do with him.

But the "monkey" was not angry, instead he laughed loudly and said, "I tell you, I am a monkey among men, and a man among monkeys, of course you are right to say that I am a man, but it is not bad to say that I am a monkey. " But Xiao Yu'er couldn't help being stunned, and lost his voice: "A monkey among men... a man among monkeys... are you... are..." Suddenly a person said coldly: "Don't listen to his nonsense, he is a human being at all, but he is born like a monkey, and if he gets along with monkeys for a long time, he will become less human."

The cave is very wide, and the sun shines in through the small opening, and most of the back of the cave is dark, so you can't see anything clearly.This voice came from the darkness. It was dry and cold, and it didn't sound like a human voice at all. Xiao Yu'er was startled again, and said, "What about you? What are you?" I saw a shadow slowly walking out from the darkness, also thin and withered, with hair all over its head, it looked only three-thirds like a human.But his eyes are extremely clear, and they seem to be full of wisdom. Except for "humans", there is indeed no other animal with such eyes. Xiao Yu'er breathed a sigh of relief: "Yes, you are human...but who are you? How could you be in this kind of place? How could you become like this?" This "person" sighed a long time and said, "Ask him!" Before he could finish speaking, the "monkey" jumped up and scolded angrily, "Ask me? I wasn't killed by you, so how could I be trapped here like a living ghost? The appearance of a person." The "person" said coldly: "Are you like a human again? Among the 'twelve astrological signs', which one is like a human?" Xiao Yu'er's eyes turned back and forth on the two "people", and he was horrified in his heart, but he didn't realize it was a bit ridiculous and curious, but when he heard this, he was startled and looked at the "monkey" in horror. Said: "You... are you really a member of the 'Twelve Astrology'?" The "monkey" straightened his back, and proudly said: "That's right, a certain family is the god of fruit offerings in the 'Twelve Astrology'!" Xiao Yu'er backed away unconsciously, leaning his back against the stone wall, turned to the man and said, "You...how about you?" The man smiled bitterly and said: "You are young, you will never hear my name..." His back also straightened, his eyes suddenly shot out, and he continued loudly: "But fourteen years ago, the martial arts mentioned 'Flying flowers all over the sky, landing silently', who doesn't know the name Shen Qinghong? Who doesn't know?" Xianguo Shenjun laughed and said: "Fart your stinky fart, you have never been just a stinky bodyguard. When you heard the name of our 'Twelve Astrology', you immediately ran away." Shen Qinghong sneered and said: "Really? Since your 'Twelve Astrology' is so powerful, why can't you take away a penny of my money, and why have you been trapped here for fourteen years, worrying every day?" The two exchanged ridicule.They taunted each other, Xiao Yu'er couldn't help being stunned, only then did he realize that these two are not friends, but enemies. The two enemies were trapped together in the same cave for fourteen years, I really don't know how they lived, Xiao Yu'er really couldn't figure out how they could survive till now. I saw the two of you glaring at me and I glaring at you, as if they were on the verge of firing, but in the end, neither of them made a move. Lord Xianguo grinned and said: "Don't forget, now that this little devil has come, I don't have to worry about being lonely anymore, even if I kill you immediately, it doesn't matter." Shen Qinghong said coldly: "You only lived for so long because you hate me and don't want to die before me. If I really die, you will definitely not live long." Xiao Yu'er couldn't help but said: "So, the two of you must fight to survive because of mutual hatred, so you can live for so long?" Lord Xianguo gritted his teeth and said, "How can the twelve astrological signs die before this stinky bodyguard!" Xiao Yu'er said: "During the past fourteen years, have you been beating and scolding all the time?" Shen Qinghong said: "If you don't beat and scold, how can you spend this long day?" Lord Xianguo said: "If it wasn't for that, I would have killed him already." Xiao Yu'er said: "But why don't you two try to escape?" Xianguo Shenjun said: "If I can leave, I will leave. What do you need to say?" Xiao Yu'er said: "If you two can't go out, how did you get in?" Xianguo Shenjun said bitterly: "Just because the red goods are hidden here, I forced him to bring me. At that time, I still didn't believe it, so I let him come in first. I will come in again... Naturally, it will be from the rope. hanging down." Maybe it's because he hasn't talked to anyone for a long time, or maybe it's because he hates so much in his heart, so he talks incoherently, incomprehensibly, so that people can't understand. Xiao Yu'er blinked his eyes and thought for a while, then slowly said: "He was the head of the security guard, he secured a batch of red goods, you went to snatch them after you found out, but he used a golden cicada's trick to get rid of the shell, first hid the red goods Here, you went to grab a free space, didn’t you?” Lord Xianguo gritted his teeth and said, "It's not wrong to say that his mother is an old lady." Xiao Yu'er suppressed a smile and said: "It's just that he has high wit, but his martial arts is not your opponent, so he was cornered by you, and finally brought you here." Shen Qinghong said: "Although there are twists and turns in it, it is generally not bad." Xiao Yu'er said: "The two of you hang down together on the cliff with a rope, he is in front and you are behind, the reason is naturally that you are afraid that he will cut the rope." Xianguo Shenjun said: "This stinky bodyguard can do anything, naturally I have to be on guard against him all the time." Xiao Yu'er wondered, "Where did that rope go?" Xianguo Shenjun gritted his teeth and said in a hateful voice: "I was so happy when I saw that batch of red goods, but I didn't pay attention to him. Who would have thought that this stinky bodyguard would be burned with fire." Xiao Yu'er sighed: "This is a wonderful plan, of course you can't think of it, it seems that he has already decided to die with you, otherwise how could he bring you to this real treasure place." Shen Qinghong sighed and sighed: "I don't want you to be young, but you are really my confidant. At that time, I thought about it, and I only thought of this place that could trap him to death, otherwise I would not bring him to this place even if I died. here." Xiao Yu'er said: "But these days, what you two do for a living still confuses me." Lord Xianguo said loudly: "Of course it depends on me..." Xiao Yuer smiled and said: "That's right, the monkey's alias is 'Xianguo', but you are the 'God of Xianguo', naturally there is a way to make the monkey offer fruit." Although there were thorns in his words, Lord Xianguo was very proud of hearing it, and laughed loudly: "Who else in the world can understand the temper of monkeys better than me? I threw the stone out of the hole and beat them. , they will naturally throw fruit from the hole to hit us." Xiao Yu'er said: "So what if they throw stones?" The Lord Xianguo giggled and said, "The cliff is hundreds of meters outside, where did the stone come from..." Xiaoyu nodded and smiled: "That's right, it's true that it's much easier for monkeys to pick fruits than rocks, but...but that's all, are you guys full?" God Xianguo said: "We can eat whatever the monkeys eat. Although the monkeys don't have much food, we don't need to eat a lot." Xiao Yu'er looked at their dry and thin bodies, held back a smile and said, "You can see that." God Xianguo bared his teeth and said with a grin: "You little devil, don't be complacent, this is what you will eat from now on, but you just need to rest assured, I have only seen you all these years, I will never starve you to death." Shen Qinghong said: "I'm tired of looking at this monkey's face, even if he wants to starve you to death, I won't agree." Xiao Yu'er didn't pay any attention, just stared outside in a daze. Xianguo Shenjun chuckled and said: "We will be a family from now on, maybe we will live together for another 30 to 50 years. What's your name, you should tell me first." Xiao Yu'er said: "Jiang Xiaoyu." Xiao Yuer suddenly asked: "Where are those red goods now?" Shen Qinghong said: "Do you want to take a look?" Xiao Yu'er said: "Pearl Pearl, it's good to have a look." Shen Qinghong said: "Okay, come with me..." God Xianguo shouted: "It's mine, you'll kill me if you touch it!" He stared for a long time, then laughed again: "But it's good to let this little devil see it...or let him see it." Know what a certain family has." While talking, he took out two boxes from the dark corner. They were two rusted black iron boxes, but inside the boxes were jewels and jewels, shining brightly, and God Xianguo's eyes were already narrowed into a line, and he smiled wildly: "Little fish, have you seen that, these are all It's mine... it's all mine, I only need to give you one-thousandth of it, it's enough for you to eat and drink for a lifetime." Xiao Yu'er ignored him, just staring at those sparkling jewels in a daze, after a while, he suddenly sighed and said: "What a pity, what a pity!" Xiao Yu'er said leisurely: "I'm just sorry that it's too late for you to see me." Lord Xianguo was stunned and said, "So what if we met you earlier?" Xiao Yu'er said: "If you could have seen me one year earlier, you would have been free in the world of flowers for one year now, if you could have seen me ten years sooner, you would have been free now for ten years." Lord Xianguo kept blinking his eyes like a monkey, and said, "You mean..." Xiao Yu'er said: "I mean if you had seen me earlier, I would have rescued you already." God Xianguo stepped back three steps, stared at Xiao Yu'er without blinking his eyes, as if a flower suddenly grew out of Xiao Yu'er's nose. Xianguo Shenjun burst into laughter, giggled and said: "You little lunatic, Xiaoniupi, can you save us..." He grabbed Shen Qinghong, laughed so hard that he couldn't breathe, and said: "Listen! You Did you hear that? This kid said he could save us! Who does he think he is? He’s afraid he thinks he’s a living god." Shen Qinghong stared at Xiao Yu'er, at Xiao Yu'er's big bright eyes, at Xiao Yu'er's smile hanging from the corner of her mouth, and said word by word: "Maybe he really has a way." Xianguo Shenjun said: "You...you actually believe what this brat said." Xiao Yu'er laughed proudly: "It's just because the structure of your head is a little different from this one." God Xianguo said angrily: "Is your brain more useful than mine?" Xiao Yu'er said: "Don't you dare? My subordinate's head may not be much more effective than yours, but it is only ten or twenty times more effective." Lord Xianguo jumped up and said, "Fart!" Xiao Yu'er said: "But your Excellency, don't be angry. A head like yours is not bad. As for my head, there is probably no second one in the world." Xianguo Shenjun yelled strangely: "Okay, since this is the case, if you can't come up with a solution, I will kill you." Xiao Yu'er said: "If I can't rescue you from this ghost place within three months, I will lose my head to you." Lord Xianguo said: "Three months...ha, haha, I'm afraid there is something wrong with your head, even three years..." Xiao Yu'er said: "It doesn't need three years, it only takes three months, but if I really get you out of this hellish place within three months, what should you do?" Lord Xianguo said: "It doesn't matter if I lose eight of your heads." Xiao Yu'er smiled and said: "Your Excellency's head is inconvenient to carry, and he would not eat it if he gave it to Li Dazui, one is too much, if there are eight, it will kill me." He shook his hand to prevent God Xianguo from speaking, and then said with a smile: "If your Excellency loses, I just need you to turn a few somersaults for me to see." Xianguo Shenjun jumped into a rage, and said: "Okay, you little devil is mad at me...Okay, if I lose, you can do whatever you want, but if you lose, I will have your head." Xiao Yu'er said: "It's a deal." Xianguo Shenjun said: "My fart counts." Xiao Yu'er said: "But as long as I rescue you, no matter what method I use, you will be left to me." Xianguo Shenjun said: "Okay, I'll leave it to you." Xiao Yu'er said: "Okay, three months, from now on." Suddenly he grabbed the biggest piece of emerald and threw it out of the cave.