Chapter 21 The twenty-first round of cheating and cheating

Xiao Yu'er was drugged by the cattle and white sheep in the wine, so he couldn't move his body, so he sighed and said with a wry smile: "It seems that you really don't care about appearances, you, a stupid cow, actually have a lot of evil ideas, I I never dreamed of it.” Aries giggled and said: "There are countless people who have been taken in by him in the Jianghu. You little bastard is not the first one. You are sighing like a bird." Xiao Yu'er said: "But how do you know me..." The scalper said: "You are walking with the daughter of the 'Mad Lion' Tie Zhan, so naturally you have something to do with the 'Ten Wicked Men'. I casually named one of the 'Top Ten Wicked Men'. You really hit the snake with the stick, and you Jump into the pit."

Xiao Yu'er smiled wryly and said: "This is what you call a crooked attack. You are lucky." The scalper said: "I know you will not let us go easily when you see that we are so easy to be fooled. You must tell us to follow you. If you have a better conscience, you brat, we should think of other ways." .” Xiao Yu'er sighed: "I'm also a little surprised, 'Twelve Zodiac' is a well-known villain, how could he suddenly become so obedient... Sigh! I don't think I will capsize in the gutter." The scalper laughed and said, "You brat thinks you are already very smart, don't you? Let me tell you, if you mess around in the rivers and lakes, you still have a long way to go!"

Aries said: "What kind of person is our 'Twelve Astrological Signs', if we didn't lie to you, how could we treat you like this. Hmph! Even if Li Dazui came by himself, we would just use him as a fart! " The scalper said: "We wanted to wait for you to find the place where the treasure was hidden before we cut you, but you are really slippery, we can't stand you, so we have to treat you to drink two cups of ecstasy soup." Bai Yang said: "Anyway, we now know that the hidden treasure must be in Mount Emei, the distance is not far away, and we are not afraid of you brat playing tricks again."

The scalper grinned grimly and said, "If you tell me about the place where the treasure is hidden, maybe the uncle will forgive you if you are kind. You are not a stupid person, so you probably won't ask for trouble and suffer more living crimes for nothing." Xiao Yu'er looked at them helplessly, and suddenly burst out laughing, actually very happy and proud.Aries said angrily: "Little bastard, you just think we don't have the ability to tell you the truth!" Xiao Yu'er smiled and said, "Old bastard, do you really think I've been fooled by you!"

The scalper laughed and said, "If you have any other ideas, tell me!" Xiao Yu'er sighed, and said: "I said I'd like to say it, I'm afraid you'll feel sorry for it before you finish listening." The scalper still smiled and said, "Really?" Xiao Yu'er also smiled and said: "It's fake. There is no poison in that bag of beef, not even a bit of poison." Before he finished speaking, the scalper and Aries could no longer laugh. The scalper grabbed his skirt, changed color and said, "Little bastard, what are you talking about?"

Xiao Yu'er smiled and said: "I said I'm an idiot, although I'm going to go treasure hunting tomorrow, and even though I can't let you follow, I still don't want to poison you, so I didn't poison the tendons of the beef." The more he said no, the more frightened Aries looked, and hissed: "You...you quickly bring the antidote!" Xiao Yu'er smiled and said: "Yes, yes, I should give you the antidote, and then wait for you to harm me... Haha, don't forget, you want me to hunt for treasures, and dare not poison me, but I didn't want to." Don’t you dare to poison you to death when you hunt for treasure? Haha, don’t forget that drugs will wake you up, but poison will kill you.”

The scalper actually laughed again, pulled Aries' hand away with a smile, and said, "Yes, yes, yes, we are idiots and don't understand anything. If you say we have been poisoned, we really think we have been poisoned." Xiao Yu'er smiled and said: "Of course, of course, you must never believe it, if you touch the side of the 'rugen point' under the fifth rib now, there is absolutely nothing wrong with it, so you don't need to touch it either!" Before he could finish the three words "no need to touch", the hands of the scalper and Aries could not help touching the "Rugen Point" under the fifth rib.

The two of them didn't care if they didn't touch it, but when they touched it, their faces immediately turned whiter than the wall. The two of you looked at me and I looked at you, and couldn't move anymore. Xiao Yuer smiled and said: "It doesn't matter, although there is some numbness there, but within two or three lamps, you still can't die, you still have time to kill me first." Although he told them to kill him, even if he gave them more courage at this moment, they would not dare to move. Xiao Yuer is dead, who will give them the antidote? Aries said: "You...what are you going to do?"

Xiao Yu'er smiled and said: "If I were you, I should obediently remove the drug in my old man's house at this moment, then flatter my old man, let me vent my anger, and then swear a golden oath , From now on, I will always listen to my old man's words, and never dare to disobey..." The ox said in a low voice: "If I cure your drug, so what if you don't understand our poison?" Xiao Yu'er said: "Yes, yes, you don't understand the drug in me, but I will detoxify it for you." Aries and Scalper looked at each other, then suddenly walked towards Xiao Yu'er.

Xiao Yu'er said leisurely: "There are some poisons in the world, there is no ready-made medicine to cure them, and besides the poisoner, no one knows exactly how poisonous they are, but if you don't believe it, you might as well give it a try. " The ox and the white sheep stopped and didn't dare to take a step anymore. You can ask them to try other things, but ask them to try their own lives. They don't have the guts to do so. The two of them thought at the same time: "We made an oath, after taking the antidote, can't we kill him? Isn't it easier for us to swear than eating cabbage."

The two of them stopped talking, knelt down together, swore a heavy and poisonous oath, respectfully, and fed the antidote into Xiao Yu'er's mouth. You can wait for other things, but you can't wait for fatal things. After a long while, Xiao Yu'er was able to stand up, patted the dirt on his clothes, and said with a smile, "The antidote for 'Twelve Astrological Signs' is really very effective." The scalper laughed dryly: "Your old man's antidote must be more effective." Xiao Yu'er said: "What antidote?" Aries and Scalper seem to have been kicked in the stomach, and they lost their voices: "You...you..." Xiao Yu'er laughed loudly and said, "Don't worry, I'm just tricking you into playing." He smiled and took out a small bottle from his pocket, and said: "The antidote is actually in me, why didn't you come and search it just now... Sigh, sometimes people really shouldn't trust others' words too much." Aries and the scalper were angry and hated, wishing they could crush the kid to death with one hand, but it was still important to save lives, the scalper snatched the antidote and poured half of it into his mouth at once. Aries changed color and said, "You...why do you eat so much?" The scalper smiled and said, "I'm bigger, so I should eat more." Aries snatched the bottle bitterly, swallowed all the medicine in the bottle, and then the two looked at Xiao Yu'er, but thought in their hearts: Little bastard, look where you are going! Xiao Yu'er also looked at them and said, "Does it still hurt if you touch it again?" As soon as the two touched it, it really didn't hurt. Aries laughed and said, "This poison is cured so quickly!" The scalper grinned and said, "Now you..." Before he could say the words "where are you going?", Xiao Yu'er burst out laughing again, and said, "Just now when I asked you to touch it, that's where your energy and blood exchange. It's numb and painful, but now that Qi and blood have flowed there, the pain is naturally gone." Now the two of them were dumbfounded again, and their stomachs were almost bursting with anger. Aries hissed, "Little bastard, so you're lying." Xiao Yu'er smiled and said: "That's right, I'm just lying to you, you old bastard, don't even think about it, I didn't cook the beef, how could I poison it? Besides, if I really poisoned you, why didn't I poison you to death?" ?” Huang Niutu also laughed and said: "You are smart, but we are not idiots. Let me tell you, even though the drug has been cured, you still can't use your true energy within half an hour. I can kill you with a gesture of my hand." Xiao Yu'er said: "Oh, really?" The scalper grinned and said, "Fake, how could I be willing to kill you, I just want to cut off one of your ears, half of your nose, and cut off one of your hands and one of your legs." Xiao Yu'er said: "Oh, I'm so scared!" The scalper said: "You don't have to be afraid, I'm not Li Dazui, I won't eat you, I just want to feed your meat to the dogs." As he spoke, he walked towards Xiao Yu'er step by step. Xiao Yu'er didn't even look at him, and whispered in his mouth: "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven..." When he read the word "seven", the palm of the scalper's giant ghost came over, but Xiao Yu'er still didn't move, ignoring him at all.The scalper struck out with a palm, and for some reason, his body shook, his complexion changed, and suddenly he fell upside down and fell straight down.I saw that his eyes were staring straight and foaming at the mouth, as if he had been possessed by an evil spirit. Aries was shocked and said, "This...what's going on?" Xiao Yu'er smiled and said: "It's nothing, but although the beef is not poisonous, the antidote is poisonous. He rushed to eat more, so he fell down first." With a roar, Aries flew up, but his body jumped into the air and fell down like a log, and his head immediately swelled up. Xiao Yu'er clapped his hands and laughed, "Now he can become a one-horned goat..." Before the laughter stopped, a person outside the window suddenly sighed: "You have lived to such an old age, but you have been played by a child in the palm of your hand. Will you, a sheep and a cow, see people again in the future?" Xiao Yuer asked in surprise, "Who?" The window was opened a little, and a man slipped in like a snake through the window, his whole body was greasy and slippery.It was the Jade Snake God! Xiao Yuer rolled his eyes and said with a smile, "Long time no see! How are you? Sit down and have a drink!" The Jade Snake God said with a sinister smile: "Tell you, I am the only one who refines the drug they put in the wine. No one in the world knows better about the drug's properties than me. Even if you want to use words to delay Time is also useless, even if I ask you to say a hundred more words, you still won't be able to use your true energy." Xiao Yu'er sighed and said: "In this way, I must be doomed today, it's bad luck." The Jade Snake God said: "Exactly!" I only heard Aries and Ox snorting at the same time, both of them could still see, but their whole body was hardened, their limbs could not move, they couldn't even open their mouths to speak, this poison is more refined than the Jade Snake God Lord ten times as powerful.Lord Jade Snake glanced at it, and couldn't help changing his color slightly: "The half-human, half-ghost 'Zombie Scatter'!" Xiao Yu'er smiled and said: "Even if you still have some eyesight, I'm afraid these two brothers are not eating enough. In half an hour, I'm afraid they will become zombies. Although they can't die, they can only jump and walk in the future." Haha, a sheep and a cow are jumping around in the street, it must be very beautiful." Scalper and Aries were sweating profusely when they heard this, and they hummed even louder. The Jade Snake Lord turned his head to look at them, and said, "You two brothers, do you want me to save you first?" The scalper and Aries nodded desperately, but their heads only moved slightly. The Green Snake Lord said with a sinister smile: "A treasure, isn't it too little for three people? What's more, the two originally agreed to leave a mark for the younger brother along the way, but where is the mark? If the younger brother had already known The character of the two of you has already made people follow you among those 'filial sons and grandsons', how can you find the two of you at this moment?" The cold sweat on the foreheads of the scalpers and white sheep was bigger than soybeans, and their eyes showed panic. The eyes of the green snake god flashed, and he laughed long and loudly: "You two like to pretend to be gods and ghosts, and now you really turned into zombies, isn't it true? It's even more interesting!" Suddenly he stopped laughing and walked towards Xiao Yu'er. Xiao Yu'er said with a smile: "If you want to hit my acupuncture points, you have to be gentle. I can't resist luck now. If you hit me to death with one finger, it will be useless." Lord Bisnake grinned and said: "Well, I don't need to touch your acupoints, I just ask 'Bi Si' to bite you lightly, not only will you not feel pain, but you will also feel itchy and sour, the taste is comparable to hugging It's comfortable to wear a woman." In his voice, he saw a small green snake slipping out from his sleeve. Although the snake's body was only the size of an earthworm, the red letter shrank and slid like the wind, but it was enough to deter him. Soul! Even though Xiao Yu'er was bold, his complexion couldn't help but change at this moment. There seemed to be a snake hole in the sleeve of the Jade Snake God Lord, and in an instant, more than a dozen Jade snakes that were as thin as earthworms and as long as chopsticks slid out one after another.Some slid onto Xiao Yu'er's face, some slid onto his neck, some slid into his boots, and some even slid into his clothes—a dozen cold, slippery, and greasy little snakes , Crawling around on himself, that feeling is really uncomfortable. Xiao Yu'er's whole body was numb, even though he had strength, he didn't dare to move. Lord Jade Snake stretched out his thumb and middle finger, and said: "Just flick my finger lightly, and you will immediately fall into the land of tenderness, hehe, more than a dozen women are holding you together, the feeling of ecstasy is nothing but You, no one else will enjoy it." Xiao Yu'er sighed: "If hugging a woman feels like this, it's no wonder that smart people will become monks." The Jade Snake Lord grinned and said, "You haven't tasted it yet, how would you know..." Xiao Yu'er yelled: "Please, please, I don't have the luck to bear this feeling." Lord Green Snake said: "Are you begging for mercy?" Xiao Yu'er smiled wryly: "Where are you going, I will take you there." Lord Jade Snake's eyes flickered, his voice became hoarse with joy, and he said, "The place where the treasure is hidden is really on Mount Emei?" Xiao Yu'er said: "It's not fake at all." Lord Green Snake swallowed his saliva, and said: "In this way, I will be able to see those treasures tonight." Xiao Yu'er said: "Not only can you see it, but you can also take it away." Lord Jade Snake jumped up and said, "In that case, let's go!" Xiao Yu'er said: "Let's go?...This...these snakes..." The Jade Snake God laughed loudly and said, "I am willing to let these snake beauties hug you, you are really a great blessing." Xiao Yu'er said with a bitter face: "But with these little beauties hugging me, I don't even have the strength to walk." The Jade Snake God said: "I know I can't look after you, so I have to ask them to do it for you. As long as you are obedient, they will be very gentle, but if your hands move around, they just need to bite you lightly with their small cherry mouth. , hehe, haha..." Suddenly he laughed out loud again, and he didn't know how ugly it was. Xiao Yu'er just stood up obediently and left, not only didn't dare to move, he didn't even dare to cough, he had never been so obedient in his life. Walking out the door, you can still hear the ox and the white sheep humming on the ground. The voice seems to be crying, begging for mercy, or cursing.Unexpectedly, Lord Bi Snake's heart was harder than iron, and he didn't seem to hear it at all. Xiao Yu'er was a mud bodhisattva crossing the river. He couldn't protect himself, so he couldn't control others. A store clerk from the opposite side came over, bowed and smiled, "Master, you..." Before finishing speaking, seeing Xiao Yu'er's face, he yelled loudly, and immediately fainted from shock, as if he saw a living ghost. Xiao Yu'er smiled bitterly and said: "I must look very pretty now, with two snakes hanging from my ears, two snakes around my neck, two snakes coiled around my wrists, and a snake stuffed in my nostrils, earrings, The necklace and bracelet are all complete, if there is a chance in the future, I will give this pair of jewelry to Murong Jiumei." He was talking to himself alone, and Lord Green Snake ignored him. Xiao Yu'er said again: "Actually, the treasure map is not very detailed. It took me two whole nights to find out the location. I didn't want to, but you took advantage of it." The Jade Snake God said: "Is the entrance at the front mountain? Or the back mountain?" Xiao Yu'er said: "Houshan..." Before he finished speaking, a black cloth covered his head. The Jade Snake Lord said coldly: "From here to the back mountain, you don't need to lead the way. If you are smart, you can follow me obediently. If you want to deliberately pass the market and attract people's attention, your thoughts will be in vain." Xiao Yu'er secretly sighed, but said with a smile: "Why should I attract other people's attention? I only have enemies in this world, how can I have friends?" Lord Green Snake scolded: "Shut up!" Xiao Yu'er sighed: "Can't even speak?..." He was led away like a blind man, and now he has become a mute again. Lord Jade Snake walked fast, he had no choice but to walk fast, Lord Jade Snake walked slowly, he had no choice but to walk slowly, as for where he had gone, he had no idea. After a meal, the voices of people became quieter, the wind became cooler, and Xiao Yu'er's hand was suddenly pulled, as if being pulled into a haystack of bushes. Xiao Yu'er thought about it, and said to himself: "This guy has seen someone he is afraid of..." Lord Jade Snake leaned close to his ear and said in a deep voice, "If you make a noise, you will die!" After finishing this sentence, a voice sounded from about six or seven feet away: "Why did this girl Tie Xinlan suddenly disappear after she got here?" The delicate and crisp voice, Xiao Yu'er's heart skipped a beat every time she uttered a word - this was actually the voice of a little fairy, how could she be here too! Then, another person said: "I'm afraid she has discovered us." This indifferent and beautiful voice belonged to Murong Jiumei. Xiao Yu'er's heart immediately jumped like a drum, usually if he knew that these two people were nearby, he might not escape fast enough. But at this moment, he only hoped that these two people would come over quickly, the sooner the better, he suddenly found that although these two people were his enemies, they could also be regarded as his relatives. I only heard the little fairy say: "We followed her all the way, and she didn't notice it at all. How could she suddenly notice it when we got here? Look at her obsessive appearance, she only has that little devil in her heart, and she only knows to look for that little devil in her eyes." , even if there is a group of people following her, she will not notice." Murong Jiumei said lightly: "Since that's the case, are you afraid that you won't be able to find her?" The little fairy said: "I'm only afraid... I'm afraid..." Murong Jiumei sneered, "I'm afraid you won't be able to find that brat, are you?" The little fairy said: "By the way, I'm really afraid that I won't be able to find that brat... I'm really afraid that I won't be able to dig out his heart and see what color it is." Murong Jiumei said: "You don't need to look at it, you should know... black..." Instead of approaching, the voice gradually moved away. Xiao Yu'er really wanted to call them back loudly, but he also knew that as soon as he made a sound, those snake beauty's "little cherry mouths" would bite off together, and he couldn't stand it. He can only endure, as long as he saves his life, there will be a solution to everything. Hearing what they said, he already guessed that Murong Jiumei and Little Fairy must have let Tie Xinlan go on purpose first, and then followed them all the way quietly. This is a simple and ancient strategy, but this kind of strategy is the easiest to be fooled - but Tie Xinlan, where is she now?Of course Tie Xinlan didn't come here for the treasure, she just wanted to wait for Xiao Yuer here.She knew that the treasure was in Mount Emei, and she also knew that Xiao Yu'er would definitely come, but Murong Jiumei imprisoned Xiao Yu'er in the stone prison with her own hands, so she naturally thought that Xiao Yu'er would never come, so why did she come here?Could it be that this indifferent woman also has greed for this treasure? Xiao Yu'er's eyeballs turned straight, but he couldn't see anything, couldn't guess anything, only felt that the Jade Snake God came over again.Xiao Yu'er's eyes lit up, the black cloth had been lifted up, although it was late at night, the starry night seemed extraordinarily bright and lovely. Xiao Yu'er heaved a long sigh of relief before he knew it, and said: "I only know now that it's really hard to be blind."