Chapter 11 Chapter Eleven Heresy

Xiao Yu'er felt a little disappointed, was biting his lip in a daze, when suddenly a hand stretched out and pulled him away, that soft and warm little hand was exactly Peach Blossom. She pulled Xiao Yuer, and Xiao Yuer pulled her, running all the way back to her tent.Her face was even redder, she panted lightly, stomped her feet lightly, and said coquettishly: "You...you little idiot, you don't come to me when you want to buy something, but you are tricked by others. Eighty taels are worthless, this pearl..." Xiao Yu'er said: "Pearls are only worth ten taels at most."

Tao Hua was startled, and said, "You...you...you know?" Xiao Yu'er smiled and said, "A smart person like me, how could he not know?" Taohua said: "You know you still want to be fooled?" Xiao Yuer blinked and said with a smile: "Sometimes being fooled is just taking advantage." Taohua stared at him with wide eyes, as if she was looking at some strange monster, she had never seen such a strange child in her whole life. Xiao Yu'er put the beaded flowers on her temples, and said with a smile: "Good sister, don't be angry, look, you look so beautiful wearing this beaded flower, you look like a princess, but unfortunately, there is no one here who is worthy of a princess." prince."

Tao Hua chuckled and said, "Aren't you just a silly prince!" Xiao Yuer blinked again, and said: "You said I was stupid... After a while you will know that I am not stupid anymore, and you will know that the person who just fooled me will soon fall for me even more. " Taohua couldn't help sighing softly: "You are such a strange child, what you say is always incomprehensible; what you do is always incomprehensible." Before Xiao Yu'er could speak, a voice came from outside the tent. A hoarse voice shouted: "Is the young master who bought the horse just now in the tent?"

Xiao Yu'er made a grimace, chuckled lightly and said, "The fooled one is delivered to your door." He suddenly pushed Taohua into the bed, and said: "Lie down obediently, don't move, don't talk." Tao Hua was full of doubts, how could she not speak, but before she could say anything, Xiao Yu'er covered her head with a quilt, and said loudly: "I'm here, you come in." There were at least ten people who came in, and the leader was the thin horse seller. All ten of them were holding packages of various sizes, and the fat man who sold pearls had the biggest package in his hands, weighing down his whole body. They all seem to have become round.

Xiao Yuer deliberately frowned and said: "What are you doing, so many things..." The thin man bowed and said with a smile: "As the saying goes, the goods must be sold to those who know the goods. These people heard that the young master knows the goods, and they will send the good goods to the young master for you to see." Xiao Yu'er giggled and said, "You guys are not here to let me be fooled, are you?" The thin man hurriedly said: "Why is there such a reason, how can there be such a reason...Everyone, hurry up and unpack the bundles. Let this young master have a look." Before he finished speaking, the bundles had already been unwrapped.There are indeed many good things in these bags, including treasures, jewelry, precious furs, musk... These are simply bought from Tibetans.

Xiao Yu'er smiled and said, "These things are good, I want to buy them all." The ten people all smiled happily, they couldn't even close their mouths, and said in unison: "Young Master, it's best to buy together." Xiao Yu'er said: "Okay, wrap it up for me." A few people rushed around and turned ten burdens into one. The burden was already bigger than Xiao Yu'er's person, and ordinary people couldn't move it. The fat man finally couldn't bear it and said: "But...but the payment..." Xiao Yu'er smiled and said, "You want money? It's not easy, how much money is up to you."

Several people immediately talked about the price of their goods, and the price of each item was at least seven or eight times higher than the real price. Tao Hua couldn't help jumping up when she heard it in the quilt, but Xiao Yu'er held her head with one hand, and she couldn't even move. Xiao Yu'er laughed and said, "How much does it add up?" The thin man was the quickest to calculate, and said: "A total of 6,600 taels." Xiao Yuer shook his head and said, "This price is wrong." Both the fat man and the thin man have heard this sentence, and they both know that the young master has a temper of doubling the price, so others have already heard of this "good temper" and "good habit".

Everyone hurriedly apologized and said with a smile: "Yes, the price is wrong, young master, please tell me a price." Xiao Yu'er said: "I said? You are just afraid..." Several rushed together and said: "The little people have absolutely no objection." Xiao Yu'er smiled and said: "Since that's the case...well, let me say, I will give you all these things together..." He opened the bag again, and everyone's eyes widened again. I saw him pinch a small piece of gold leaf with both hands, and said with a smile, "I'll give you one or two in total."

Several people were stunned together, the thin man stammered and forced a smile: "Master, you...are you joking?" Xiao Yu'er put on a straight face, and said: "I have already said that since you want me to say the price and declare that you have no objection, it is too late to go back on your word at this moment." He threw the small piece of gold on the ground, picked up the burden and walked away. Although the burden was bigger than others, he carried it effortlessly in his hands. Taohua couldn't help laughing, she poked her head out quietly, and saw those people were stunned, shouting angrily and chasing them out together.

Several people cursed together: "Little liar, return our things!" He heard Xiao Yu'er say again: "Who is the liar? You are the liars." Then, there was a series of sounds of "Oh, ah... help..." and a series of "thump, boom, boom" sounds like heavy objects falling to the ground. Taohua endured it for a while, and finally couldn't help jumping up, and ran out to have a look, only to see that none of those people was standing. The dozen or so big men were beaten to pieces by Xiao Yu'er, some had their faces swollen, some had their legs broken, they were lying on the ground one by one, and they still can't get up.

Taohua didn't feel shocked, she knew that these quacks who dared to go outside the pass to do business, not only had great strength, but also had tricks in their hands. She really didn't expect that strange child to have such a great ability. She stayed there for a while before turning her head to look... The sun was shining on the soft grass, but the strange child and the little white horse had disappeared. The little white horse carried the burden, and Xiao Yuer led the white horse, each of them ran for four or five miles. When Xiao Yuer thought of those people, he couldn't help laughing. It was almost noon, and the sun was getting hotter and hotter. Although Xiao Yu'er didn't feel much, the horse was already a bit overwhelmed. There are no people in sight on the prairie, and there is no place for shade. Xiao Yuer rolled his eyes, suddenly opened the bag, took an antelope horn, looked at it, smiled, and threw it far away. As he walked, he tossed it all the way, and he smiled and threw away the bag of precious things worth thousands of gold, just like throwing toilet paper. In the end, there was not much left in the bundle, Xiao Yuer patiently wrapped them into another bag, and threw them into the long grass far away, then clapped his hands and laughed, "Happy, happy..." Suddenly someone in the distance called coquettishly: "Xiao Yuer...Jiang Xiaoyu...Don't go, wait for me!" A horse came galloping, the horse's clothes were shining, a dozen black and shiny braids fluttered in the wind, and his face was as red as a peach blossom. Xiao Yu'er clapped his hands and said with a smile, "Good riding... so beautiful!" The horse galloped closer, Tao Hua had already stood on the horse, suddenly somersaulted, Xiao Yu'er was just startled, Tao Hua was already standing in front of him.She bit her lip, stomped her feet, her big eyes were watery, she seemed to have just cried, and seemed to be about to cry, she gasped and said coquettishly, "You...you left without saying a word? You..." Xiao Yu'er smiled and said: "I caused trouble, if I don't leave, I will implicate you." Tao Hua stomped her feet and said, "Then...then why do you lie to others?" Xiao Yu'er said: "They lied to me, why can't I lie to them?" Tao Hua was stunned again, rolled her big eyes, and said, "Where are things?" Xiao Yu'er said: "I lost them all." Tao Hua was surprised: "Lost it? You...why are you?" Xiao Yu'er smiled and said, "Let those things sit on horses, but I walk under such a bright sun, wouldn't I also become an idiot? Of course I will throw them all away." Tao Hua opened her eyes wide and said, "But...but those things are very expensive, don't you care?" Xiao Yu'er smiled and said, "What does it matter? Of course I don't care. Anyway, there are more valuable things in the world. As long as I want it, I can get it anytime." Tao Hua said: "You...you are simply a little lunatic." Xiao Yu'er laughed loudly, and after a long while, he said again: "I throw these things on the ground, someone will pick them up. If they are good people, they will be so happy to pick up these things. I just want to think about what they picked up." I also feel very happy when looking at these things, which is much better than taking them with me.” Taohua said: "What if they are bad people?" Xiao Yu'er said: "If these things are picked up by bad guys, there will be a fight because of the uneven distribution of the spoils. You will be beaten to death, and your head will be broken. If someone swallows it all, you will even beat everyone else to death!" Taohua lost her voice: "Are you happy like this?" Xiao Yuer said: "Why am I not happy? I am so happy!" Taohua opened her eyes wide and said, "You...you are simply a little villain." Xiao Yu'er said: "Also, if those lazybones picked up these things, they would definitely not want to do anything. They would spend the whole day looking for them in the grass, searching everywhere...until they found them and starved to death." He giggled, and continued: "Look, I just threw these things out, but I obviously changed the lives of countless people. Isn't this the most fun thing in the world?" Tao Hua froze like a wooden man for a while, then sighed softly, and said, "You are simply a little devil." Xiao Yu'er said: "Okay, you called me an idiot just now, and now you call me a lunatic, a villain, and a devil. Since I am like this, why do you still come after me?" Taohua lowered her head and said, "I...I just...just came to ask you why...why didn't even say hello, just left like this." Xiao Yu'er said: "Since we are going to leave anyway, what's the point of saying hello? What's the use of saying hello?... If saying hello can make you forget me, it doesn't matter if I say hello, but it's a pity that you always You can't forget me." Taohua suddenly raised her head, and said loudly: "How do you know that I can't forget you?" Xiao Yu'er said with a smile: "Anyone who has seen me will never forget me." Taohua stared at him, and for some reason, tears flowed down her cheeks. Xiao Yu'er said: "Why are you crying, anyway, I am too young to be your husband, not to mention, you are so beautiful, you are not afraid that you will not be able to find a husband." Taohua hissed: "You...you are just...a..." She really couldn't find a word to describe this "little monster", stomped her feet fiercely, suddenly flew on the horse, beat the horse's buttocks desperately, and galloped away. Xiao Yu'er shook his head and sighed: "Women... well, it turns out that women are a little crazy." He stroked the soft mane of the little white horse, and murmured: "Horse, horse, if you are as smart as me, you must never approach a woman, let alone be ridden by a woman, otherwise you will be unlucky." Now, when a woman is angry, she will use you as a punching bag... Alas, that horse's ass is probably about to be swollen from peach blossoms." He got on his horse and walked forward, when suddenly he saw a person blocking his way. Under the sunlight, I saw this person's snow-white clothes, bright eyes, although his face was full of anger, but he didn't look scary at all, on the contrary, he was very cute. Xiao Yu'er recognized him as the "very handsome" young man in white, and couldn't help laughing: "So you came here, are you standing here basking in the sun?" The boy in white said coldly: "I'm waiting for you!" Xiao Yu'er smiled and said, "Wait for me? You ignored me just now, but now..." The boy in white shouted: "Stop talking nonsense, bring it!" Xiao Yuer asked strangely: "Bring it? What?" The boy in white said: "The thing you cheated." Xiao Yu'er laughed again, and said: "Oh, so you were talking about those things. If I knew you wanted them, I would have left them to you, but now... well, I have lost them all." The boy in white said angrily, "Lost it? Hmph, who do you want to lie to?" Xiao Yu'er said: "Why should I lie to you? What's the use of keeping those trash?" He smiled again and said, "Hey, do you know that when you are angry, your face turns red and you are so pretty, just like a girl... I really know a girl whose face is also red when she is angry, She is also very beautiful, it seems that she is a natural match with you, would you like me to introduce you?..." The boy in white blushed even more, and wanted to look fierce, but he couldn't, so he stared at Xiao Yu'er with his big eyes, and said sharply: "If you really lose those things, you have to pay." Xiao Yu'er said: "You really want me to pay?" The boy in white said: "Of course I have to pay!" Xiao Yu'er said: "Are you really here to chase things?" The boy in white said loudly, "Of course!" Xiao Yu'er said: "I'm afraid not necessarily, you don't care whether those idiots are dead or alive, not to mention they just got cheated of something, this is what they deserve, you... I'm afraid you didn't come to chase things, but came after me.” The boy in white blushed and shouted: "That's right, I'm here to chase you. I see that you are already so bad at such a young age. If you grow up, you'll be fine!" Xiao Yu'er touched his head and said with a smile, "You want to kill me?" The white-clothed boy said: "Hmph, killing you is not wrong, it's just...you are still young, so you may not be incurable. If you are willing to worship me as a teacher, I will discipline you well, and maybe you can become a weapon." Xiao Yu'er looked at him, suddenly burst into laughter, bent over and said with a smile: "You want to accept me as an apprentice?" The boy in white said angrily, "What's so funny?" Xiao Yu'er smiled and said: "It's not bad to have a handsome young man like you as a master, but, what can you teach me? What are you better than me? I'll do it...you can be my apprentice." The boy in white sneered, "Do you want to learn martial arts?" Xiao Yu'er smiled and said, "You think your martial arts are better than mine?" The boy in white said angrily: "Do you know that I am the number one expert in Sichuan!" Xiao Yu'er said slowly: "If you were really a master, you wouldn't have escaped here, would you? You didn't come here for business or fun, but you came outside the pass, presumably to avoid being followed by others. Is it?" The expression of the boy in white changed immediately. Xiao Yu'er's words hit his heart, his eyes really shot a fierce light, and he shouted: "Who are you? Where did you come from?" Xiao Yu'er said with a smile: "You don't care who I am, and don't care where I come from, if you think your martial arts are high, you might as well compete with me, whoever loses will be an apprentice." The boy in white sneered and said, "Okay, I'm going to see who taught your martial arts?" Xiao Yu'er smiled and said: "Whoever loses will be the apprentice, this is what you promised yourself, don't let it go..." Before he finished speaking, he suddenly flew up from the horse, kicked two feet in the air, and grabbed the boy's hands head. The boy in white didn't expect Xiao Yu'er to strike so swiftly, he was really surprised, but not only is this boy not weak in martial arts, he also seems to have a lot of experience in fighting people.In a panic, he actually advanced instead of retreating, turned his body to the back of Xiao Yu'er, and without turning his head, swung his backhand out. This palm is not only fast, but also graceful in posture. There are also eyes on the back. Xiao Yu'er wanted to grab the first move with one move, but he didn't know that the first move was taken by others, suddenly retracted his feet, did a somersault in the air, landed five feet away, and said with a smile: "Wait a while and then fight again. " The boy in white had no choice but to stop his attack and said, "What are you waiting for?" Xiao Yu'er said: "Can you really tell who taught my martial arts?" The boy in white sneered and said, "Within ten moves." Xiao Yu'er shook his head and smiled, "I don't believe it." He has a sweet smile on his face, but he has already struck out his fists. Although his smile is kind, his strikes are fierce, this is exactly the method he learned from Ha Ha'er. The boy in white was really taken in, although he was not hit by these two punches, but the advantage he had just now was lost, he was forced back a few steps by Xiao Yu'er's attack. Xiao Yu'er giggled and said, "I think you still..." Before he could finish his sentence, the young man suddenly rushed up, he was punched by Xiao Yu'er twice, and then he punched Xiao Yu'er's chest with an elbow, he used the move that he intended to die with Xiao Yu'er!This time it was Xiao Yu'er who was taken aback, he didn't want to be punched, so he shook his hands back, leaned back, and jumped out backwards with a "whoosh". But this young man was not willing to relax, he followed him like a shadow, his fists came down like raindrops, and he used desperate moves. Xiao Yu'er's hands fluttered into fists and palms, his moves were sometimes fierce, sometimes treacherous, sometimes fierce, sometimes feminine, sometimes neither hard nor soft, neither soft nor hard.He has combined the fierceness of Du Sha's martial arts, the treachery of Yin Jiuyou, the staunchness of Li Dazui, the femininity of Tu Jiaojiao, and the transformation of Haha'er.This kind of martial arts, there are few opponents in the Jianghu, who knows that this young man's boxing skills are like a violent storm, and he beat Xiao Yu'er out of breath.But the young man was also secretly surprised, he really didn't expect that there are so many changes in this kid's martial arts, he really couldn't see where it came from. Suddenly Xiao Yuer said loudly: "Hey, stop." The boy in white said: "Okay, I'll stop." When the words "I stop" came out, he had punched six times. Xiao Yu'er dodged left and right, took the time to return three palms, and shouted: "Does this count as a stop?" The boy in white sneered, "I won't be fooled by you this time." Xiao Yu'er yelled while beating, "But the ten strokes are over, it's already over, you can see my martial arts background, if you can't see it, stop and listen to me." The young man in white couldn't help but slow down his fist, Xiao Yu'er took the opportunity to retreat a few feet, and said with a smile: "Did you see it?" The boy in white had no choice but to stop his hands, and said with a sneer: "Of course I can't see it, your martial arts is almost useless." Xiao Yu'er smiled and said: "It's not that there are no connections, it's just that there are too many connections, it makes your eyes dazzled." The boy in white said: "Too many connections? Which connections?" Xiao Yu'er said: "Tell you, I learned my martial arts from five people, and I don't know how many backgrounds these five people have in their martial arts. Everyone's martial arts are complicated and strange..." The young man in white said: "I don't know any of the famous martial arts masters in the middle land, and there is absolutely no one who has the same martial arts as yours. I'm afraid your five masters are selling plasters and practicing martial arts. Bar!" Xiao Yu'er smiled and said: "Practice the style... Hehe, it's no wonder that you are not surprised if you say the names of these five people, but you may still be wearing crotch pants when these five people retired, so naturally you don't know. " The boy in white said angrily: "How can such heretics compare with my martial arts!" Xiao Yu'er said: "Your martial arts... well, it's not bad, but you look at your quiet and delicate appearance, I really can't guess that you can learn such crazy moves. " The white-clothed boy said: "Hmph, what do you know? My 'Crazy One Hundred and Eight Dozens', even if it can't rank first among all schools and schools of martial arts today, it can still be regarded as second."